bevvies in edition
>>202276896Lilith and Angel lol
All the dumb liberals and "leftists" 20-35 year olds who rage against pensioners for supposedly being conservative will be in for a rude awakening when there's no state pension when they grow old.
>>202277009The webm that broke /brit/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04jHhALwV78
>>202277009zesty
any go to the supermarket as late as possible so its not as busy man in
>>202277009raygun's biggest influence
>>202276896State of that tranny rape dungeon
>>202277109go early, fresher produce x
He's actually seething because I spend my time educating myself
A girl keeps sending me reels is this a good signShe's cute
>>202277109Miss 24/7 supermarkets. Going now is a nightmare compared to casually strolling around the aisles at 2am
>>202277109I tried that but it's Sunday so they already closed
big shoutout to gchq
>>202277109I'm a morning person so go between 6-7 me for the same reason
Thoughts on Marz?
>>202277169I asked you a simple question in an admittedly rude way but I think you deserve it for being a subhuman pedo freak that should be killed desu anyway I will take your non-answer as admission that you never go outside and just read thousands of pages of trivial non-fiction to pretend you're "educated"
>>202277204Thanks Adam ;)
Any Stable Diffusion image generationers in
>>202277109no because i like fresh food and hate the self checkouts. the bakery bread is always gone by evening and the tills close at 9pm.
>>202277195yeah those were the days
>>202277179Yeah that's probably a good sign, do you send her anything like that?
>>202277227I respect how she forgave pewds for cheating on her with belle
>>202277296Why
got a big red scab on the bottom of my lip like it's been bitten
>>202277279Nah i never send memes or reels or whatever to anyone it just seems incredibly autistic to meBut i respond to the inane shit she sends me
Sat at my gay little desk, reading my gay little book, putting a gay little nicotine pouch in my gay little mouth
Condoms are a psyop>yes wrap your cock in a smelly glove, rendering it numb and without erogineity>this is completely normal, nay, encouraged behaviour
>>202277227unremarkable ethot no. 54312483
remember how good Top Gun Maverick was
>>202277233Have you ever paid for sex?
>>202277315for the greater good
arbeit macht freiCOOL
>>202277358It's so the cum doesn't go in the pussy and they don't get pregnant. Hope this helps mate x
>>202277400sex is for procreation though.
just remembered i broke a condom last night haha oh dear
is it true that unions are bad for the economy
Need to make bolognese tonight but just CANNOT be fucking ARSED
>>202277315Women should be gentle and forgiving.
>>202277368NoBizarre response
>>202277400Can't cum with a condom on so it defeats the purpose
don't care if I get a girl pregnant me, it's not my problem
>>202277436Age? You won't answer truthfully. You're not older than 26
just eaten my supperstein cooked by dadberg. and with a 6:50pm finish time? i'm already thinking about the 2am kebab and chips order.
Diane Kruger is so flipping hot.
>>202277431its 7 now, and it's a 90 minute simmer, ignoring mise en place timereally should have that started at 5 at the latest
900 dollary doos?
>>202277400sounds like something a gay man would say
>>202277464I am 32
>>202277496I'm 10 years older than you
>>202277496ok unc
>>202277519That's not something to be proud of mate
Rebecca Ferguson is so flipping sexo
toil on the morrow
Cutting off my skin tags with a pair of surgical scissors
the average age in brit has to be nearing 30
>>202277561I am 31
>>20227756131 myself
>>20227756131 here
>>202277545she was so milfy in dune before she goes mental >>20227756129 here
>>20227756134 here
>>202277519What is the point of these questions?So you're proud of being a 42 year old pedo freak that spams and jerks off to pictures of a child that was killed in a mass shooting?
>>202277596>I am 31>>202277604>31 myself
>>202277545she peaked in Dr Sleep
>>20227756129 here
>>20227756128 myself
>>20227756131 checking in
Lets settle this.https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVxOa6nO
everything's too bastard expensive
some energy companies subsidising pensioners by giving them what they would have received in winter fuel payments this wintermade me realise that if the energy companies can afford to do that, then they've just been milking the government by essentially collecting any money the pensioners received in winter fuel payments, like a subsidy
>>202277561where my 31 bros at
>>202277561over probably
>PS4 version of Jedi Survivor coming out next week
I lied about my age >:)
>>202277667stop being poor
>>202277687but.. letting them freeze to death is much easier?
>>202277624So you're not currently reading a book? That's why you should probably stfu
Wales
>>202277717it literally is a reskinned shit assassins creed game from 2014 so yeah
teeth hurt cause I drink fizzy juice all day and never brush them
>>202277739it is easier yes
>>202277747You're not either youre posting on 4chan >more trivial history
>>202277774right it’s settled then
what's the right order to play through Demon's SoulsSo far I've beaten Phalanx, Tower Knight, and Armour Spider. I'm lost in the tunnels after the Spider.
Right. You're not "poo" years old. Take it seriously please.https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVxOa6nO/
>>202277802dunno maybe try asking SOMEONE THAT GIVES A SHITE
had to increase the 4channel fontsize 200%
u niggas old as hell lmao
Diane Kruger is so freaking sexo
>>202277802is gamefaqs down?
Just had a watch of the Longlegs, pretty good
any sals realm of runescape nigga in
>>202277863will check it out
190 onamadone>>202261478
>>202277849
need some new creps but everything's so ugly
>>202277794Right, going to continue reading while you spam anime pics TTYL
the plan is to lose another 8 stone, get crowns and veneers for my teeth, then buy some new clothes and look for a gf
>>202277884Check this out>unzips dick
>>202277296>with bellewho?
little brother still convinced parentsteins have no idea he's started smoking weed despite his summer-long cough now stretching into autumn and their having raised 4 cheeky kids before him
>>202277891would love to suck her little willy
>>202277924whats the litter picker for?
>>202277809no
>>202277924poo tongs lmao
>>202277925cain't see it
>>202277924Good plan but why do you have an industrial supply of lynx body wash?
>>202277969for fat people to pick stuff up la'
>>202277911Have never posted an anime picture in my entire life. >TTYLnever come back please
>>202277924which subreddit did you take that from?
>>202277948this was back in the olden timesbefore corona fucked everything up
>>202277924Good on you mate. Hope you succeed
>>202277988grim. need all fat freaks brutally beaten and thrown into camps.
>>202277892just get chuck 70s
>>202277968:O
>>202277924*jiggles your belly*
>>202277809letting people write anything and then vote for it may have been a poor decision lad
>>202277924what's the tiny hammock all about then? you stick catberg up there whilst you shower so he can keep you company?
Might tan half a bottle of wine then go a jog, could be fun
might start identifying as a woman to shag fit transbians
>>202278022what do you think of this?
Mental how I'll be 32 tomorrow and absolutely nothing has changed in 10 years, I am still posting on birt with the same anonymous lads
>>202277924gwarn lad>>202277998belle delphine??
>>202278065how do you not get bored?
>>202278043for when poley stay over
>>202278065Happy bday lad. Doing anything special?
>>202278062excellent idea especially the incentive to lose weight to escape
new creps lads
Kiel vi fartas, amikon?
>>202278062quite ingenious
>>202278065I only started posting here in 2019 :)
>>202278092Necking down alcohol beverages yes
>>202277809kia sportage for me
The Asian Fanny
>>202278170grotesque
>>202278039Bit of fun though innit. We like to have fun here
Just learnt a shandy is half beer/cider and half lemonade. That sounds easy to make.
>>202278193kill yourself you man
>>202278170get her a hamburger
>>202278180soy
>>202278193Have you ever drank piss?Would you like to?
>>202278193Known that since I was 5
>>202278193Your mother shouldn't let you drink until you have friends
>>202278170disgusting
>>202278220No and no.
nth for the gyaldem
men who don't like athletic women are fucking gay
>>202278265her clit could take your eye out
>>202278043what tiny hammock
sudden intense craving for fish fingers
>>202278170Remember when women thought posing like this for men to drool over was degrading oversexualisation?Now we must be subjected to looking at every leathery cat lady's fridge body in cheap lingerie because it's "empowering"
The body cleaned The pubes trimmedThe nails clippedA clue gained.
>>202277924you're a big guy, but not as big as before
>>202278308
>>202277809Looks like half of you are in your early 30's and half of you a literal children who think lying or typing poo or bum is funny. As expected.
scampi, dipped in tartare sauce
>>202278338for you
>>202278353thats something attached to the mirror you pillock
>>202277545>>202277839yes
>>202278364bum was me
>>2022783384u
>>202278364>kia sportage
>>202278365corr yes
>>202278369oh what the hell. really? what is it?
>>202277924How much did/do you weigh?
>>202278410 reflection of the back of his mother's makeup mirror
>poo>bum
Porn is based.
>>202278364>50>1 votei see canslad's in then
>>202278265agreed
>>20227843222 and a half stone on the left pic19 and a half stone on the right pic
>>202277809Good post
>>202278382yep
>>202278448who and plz post her best mommy content?
You are not the centre of the universe.
>>202278327..you trim your pubes?
>>202278457SNIFFFFFFFF
My dream is seeing footage of Elon Musk dying extremely slowly and painfully in a Saw-esque contraption on some gore site
Swear my cock is getting smaller :/
>>202278338
>>202278506you don't?
>>202278520Gearing up for another epic meltdown are we?
>>202278503I am.
>>202278457was hoping she'd wring them out
got the darts on
>>202278522i can fix that *starts suckling upon it*
Not trimming your pubes is fucking nasty. Can tell some of you have never had sex.
>>202278501Livia from Jacquieetmichel
>>202278265
>>202278540you are retarded
>>202278503totally agree with this post
>>202278558would love to sniff her farts
here we go again
>>20227756131 x
>>202278564A sensible bush is patrician
>>202278503Actually yes I am. Technically everyone is at the centre of the universe from their POV.
>>202278585You can have a tantrum in private no one needs to know about it and you can come back once you've calmed down x
>>202278549LOL
>>202278560um
>>202278612
>>202278522happens as you get older, you might need hormones
>>202278558She looks young and slightly Asian with a fat arse. Mein got
Sekiro is genuinely a top 5 all time gamethe combat is so insanely good, no other game is quite as addictive for it
>>202278632you're a paedophile Emmett
winter approacheth
>>202278599lol
My gf literally told me point blank if I don’t trim my pubes and shave my balls she won’t go down on me. So I don’t really have a choice lol
>>202278677literally only know this woman because of people posting about her bogged face
>>202278678on god
>>202278680Not him please keep your tantrum to yourself thanks x
qt
are em isn't a nonce but he is mentally illwonder what became of him
girl sent me nudes and i reported it
The proverbial 'ber 'ts order
my pubes stop growing eventually. does everyone else have this? if they didn't mien would be the length of women's hair by now
Just want it all to be over
>>202278824i shave them every month or two
>>202278824they have a faster falling out rate then the hair on your head
>>202278732Well it's very considerate of you to acquiesce, plus shaving visually adds an inch or two
birds love my hairy knob and bollocks
cans ! wahey
>>202278813once again, it's not a receipt so we don't believe you
>>2022788132 quid 4 a can?
I have no idea how to trim my pubes properly but I have to or else they get caught in my foreskin sometimes which is very painful not to mention inconvenient
>>202278834what's that?
Thoughts on women with massive unkempt vag slime piss and blood stained bushes?
>>2022788134 pints of stella is 6 quid something in sainsburys
>>202278365BIG fan
Do you shave your chest hair?
Stella Artois sounds absolutely foul
>>202278813you posted this the other day
>>202278911no that's gay
>>202278902Big fan.
>>202278875>>202278906he's baited you for this exact response
>>202278911Don't have any. Just about a dozen hairs sprouting in a circle around my nipples
Wifeberg giving me grief for drinking 4 cans of guinness every night for the last few weeks
imagine thinking reporting a rival politician's sex life was a win for youclinton trump matt hanock borris all chads
>>202278923Armpits?
bf loves my tiny hairless cock and balls
>>202278916only queers don't like beers
might drink drive mcdonalds
Jezza Kyle has been vindicated. I say bring back his show.
>>202278911why would iits masculine
Liking feet and armpits is indicative of high test
dadberg spending his late 50s posting shite like this all day on FB and getting 3 or 4 likes for it social media has absolutely fried boomer brains
sat at my gay desk watching some gay porn wanking my gay willy
Stella Artois is absolute piss I have no idea why it's so popular over there
>>202278973he should replace huw edwardsit's only right
>>202278952sometimes when they get too long
>>202278987based love twink feet me
gf keeps trying to make me feel gaysick of it
>>202278999Good to see we agree on something DTFIC
>>202278987>feetyes, so long as they're not the entire focus but they're a nice thing to look at>armpitsdo nothing for me personally but don't find them offputting
>>202278987armpits yesfeet no
>202278995Reposts it from his smelly bedroom for 0 replies
>>202278995my dadberg frequently sends me random jokes and memes and I just respond with an emoji
>>202278948matt hancock was a pathetic twat who "fell in love" with his aide, not a shagger
Sucking the gfs clit like im giving a blowjob
need to buy a new car battery
>>202278987love pits, don't care for feet
>down to fuck innocent childrenNo need to sign your posts lad
having a handle on when and how to use emojis is ESSENTIAL for talking to women via textno greater sign of an incel is not having a monkeys what they all mean
>>202278997it's counter intuitive but a gay will is actually perfectly straight wile straight willies are the ones that have a bend in it. the stronger the curve the more hetero it is
>>202279063agreeyou only have to look at him and listen to him speak to know that he's not shagger
>>202279067are you the lad who only drives his car once a week?
>>202279099fortunately im not 16 so dont need to worry about this
have to avoid wanking the night before a gymtoil session otherwise it lowers my strength, it's a pain in the arse
>>202279067alri shitcarlad
>>202278987I'm an armpit freak.
>>202279128rubbishwanking increases test
>>202279063he still got his>this man in high office shagging women there is just as sad as mepathetic incel cope
>>202279128placebo
>>202279173i have a wife you stupid kid
>>202279121no>>202279147all cars need to replace their battery at some point
>>202278973Can you imagine it now. It'd be literal amhed and janeesqwa
Get the feeling both Rorke and Leftypol are very picky eaters
>>202279128you should be wanking so you dont feel the urge to rape any of the girls in tight clothes at the gym . you're playign a dangerous game
>>202279165>>202279174cum leaking weaklings
>>202278574cheers lad x
Exercise lowers test
>>202279205leftypol is a veganrorke eats a variant of processed meat with chips and beans every night
im 29 years old and still live mum and her wifecould probably move out but paralysed by fear of making the wrong choices
>>202279193the incels have resorted to outright lies
Reckon driving might be cancelled permanently. 26 months of lessons is a lot. Maybe I'm just not going to get it.Might give it another go at some point. It's not for me, but it might be for you.
Right. The results then I suppose before the thread ends.Bunch of fucking children. Grow up and take it serious next time.
>im 29 years old and still live mum and her wife
>>202279217imagine getting mogged this hard by someone who's like 20 years older than you
Surprised Adam is showing his face in here after this afternoons melty
>>202279269>>202279269>>202279269>>202279269>>202279269
>>202279251ktim gonna die at 80 having not made a single independent decision for my lifegood thing life is meaningless and i wont exist to regret any of it
>>202279251i wish i still lived at home.
just had a very difficult conversation with catberg
>>202279251>mum and her wifeermm....
>>202279263low iq
It seems the thread will be unusable for hours now as the meltdown goes on. I've also been posting here literally all fucking day like a retard so it's time for me to log off. Have a nice evening x
>>202279310why lad>>202279325yes, and?
real new>>202274447>>202274447
trump got shot again
>>202278784
>>202279367>>202279367>>202279367
>>202279368He didn't get shot a first time
new>>202279386>>202279386>>202279386
youve really done it now
