dogberg edition
janberg ona madone
don't recall having had a serious conversation with my dad in all my 31 years. Also never had a pint with him or been on a holiday with him or anything like thathe has never seemed particularly arsed.
>>202279398ktim, don't care about dadberg in the slightesthe never even taught me how to shave or anything
>>202279398He's had MANY deep conversations with Black men however
Leftypol picking through his vegan lentil and kale soupRorke on the Dino nuggets with a full tin of beans on toast and half a packet of pre-grated cheese
pitfags, what makes a good armpit?
The results are in lads and it's good news: you can impregnate an Italian women and the child will turn out white
lads can I afford to move out on a povvo salary of £35k
>>202279398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogqv6CtBfbE
>>202279346i like my family. they have a nice house. they live in a lovely area. im looked after whenever im there. we always do nice things together i wish multi-generational households were still a thing 2bh
Is this the same as the stuff yanks eat?
>>202279398Least u have a dad
I'm 27 and live at home and it's fine. People understand how expensive moving out is nowadays.
What did he mean by this?
>>202279448>povvo salary of £35kthat's middle class
it looms
The real new as it were>>>/gif/27818105>>>/gif/27818105>>>/gif/27818105
>>202279481it's not even that hard you massive fairy
>>202279448Where do you live? I rent a nice two bed flat on 35k and have over 800 quid spare after rent, bills and other shite.
>>202279483he's gonna lose again and is rattled
>>202279490Heathermong
>>202279398ktimOnly conversations I've ever had with my parents were just telling them if I'm going to be in for tea or asking if they want anything from the shop
>>202279398>>202279430i feel seengenuinely think one of the core tenets of /brit/ is an absent father
had an egg with my steak and chips
>>202279433he's a mental health counsellor in angola, you see
>>202279496shut up shut THE FUCK up
>>202279507I have mental health problems so what might be easy for you is not easy for me. Have some compassion and empathy.
don't see any reason for me to move outhave no friends, i'm ugly poor and autistic so women don't like me. just accepted the fact I'm a loser so I might as well live comfortably
>>202279489maybe 10 years ago but not now>>202279510doxxable info1 bed flats are about £800 here
>>202279496
>>202279540all i hear is lame EXCUSES that only children makeman up
mad how Heathrow knows the difference between civilisation and subhumans
>>202279481You could afford to live alone with your ALDI money and PIP money though.You're just afraid to leave. The notion of attending flat viewings, setting up a direct debit and paying bills would likely send you into an autistic meltdown.
does a womans clitoris really get hardlike as hard as a willynot sure im into that to be perfectly honest
>>202279551That's a lot, if you wfh and/or spend a lot of time in the flat 1 beds are grim.
Forgot I was still posting with a name on like a fucking mong :/ Wouldn't have happened if I'd had more chats with dad
>>202279547if i were in that situation, i would 100% live at home permanently.
>>202279398>>202279430ktim then he died and i'm all depressed over it still, mostly cos it confirmed it's never happening
>>202279571>You're just afraid to leave. The notion of attending flat viewings, setting up a direct debit and paying bills would likely send you into an autistic meltdown.Kek this is me
>>202279571>Yeah move out and live in poverty to prove a point to people on the internet No thanks. I'd rather stay put, keep saving and bide my time.
>>202279496Not even that bothered as my jobs alri, if it was my old job I would be thinking about kmsing though
>>202279483lmao he's literally a 6 year old
>>202279609why
having some autistic thoughts
>>202279587no but it engorges a little bit
going to japan on 24th buzzing
>>202279634give it a few months
>>202279595i wfh 2 days a week but looking for a new job so might end up full time remote
>>202279636'least he's happy
>>202279638 relatable to americans then
>>202279587I couldn't even find it on my ex and had to get her to show me where is was and I still forgot. I expected some nub thing but couldn't feel anything, I just knew it was near the top.
>>202279629then dont be surprised if your self esteem continues to be shitput 1+1 together here
>>202279645see>>202279470
>>202279674
Granberg currently howling in pain (I pranked her with a Tabasco enema)
mad the shit Poland went through during the 20th century
This is a great Pokémon design.
this is how you remind me
>>202279666Gonna shag any jap lads up the arse?
>>202279669It's been 7, it can be shit some weeks if the work is dull but it's a comfy wfh code monkey job so it's fine.>>202279673Do it mate, I'm never going back to the office, my stress levels have gone down so much working remotely, offices are fucking terrible.
>>202279666Can I come?
might move to china
>>202279715HousedFedWanked
>>202279724and come out of it a pretty fucking good country. will be better than this dump if they avoid importing the world's detritus (probably already better in many ways)
>>202279506/gif/ is full of the rorkiest of rorkes.
Imagine getting mogged by someone like twice your age
>>202279398If his gender was daughter fucking and his pronouns were fucking daughter ... you would add him to the pride flag and yell at me that it is a hate crime to question his gender.
I'm going to find a new job next year. No point now, too late in the year
>finally get a code monkey job>but it's a badly managed company>have done literally nothing for the past two weeks>no one can be bothered to find work for me to do>only been 3 months and I want to quitDunno what to do. These kinds of jobs are really hard to get atm so I feel trapped in this shit job. Not wfh so I can't just do whatever I want during work hours, I just watch the clock tick all day and I fucking hate it
>>202279787fucking hell we get it
had a long chat with a traveller today. Seems the IRA pretty much run Ireland and it's basically frontier justice and the police have no power whatsoever. Pretty wild
>>202279398Never had a serious conversation with either of my parents Whenever we went on family holidays it was torturous Haven't spoken to them in a while and don't intend to see them anymore even if they were dying
>>202279802only September matestill got a third of a year left
>>202279787blurry-ass picture
>>202279787Left mogs right tho and I know left is only like 25 or something.
>>202279800
>>202279802It's coming up to christmas lad. You can get any mong temp retail or warehouse job because they're desperate for staff and won't fire you because they're too busy
Spend time with your parents while you can. You'll regret it if not.
drinking whisky and cocke
>>202279816junior dev? that's basically the job, really
>>202279857just spent the weekend with them actually. did lots of nice things with them
>>202279853I said a new job. I already have one
>>202279787im the joker haHA
>>202279816>>have done literally nothing for the past two weeks>>no one can be bothered to find work for me to doYou are complaining about being paid to do nothing?
>>202279398ktim, but we did used to play videogames together, mostly in silence.
What kind of angel do you reckon Elizabeth II has turned into in heaven? Would she look like herself at time of death, or herself in her prime years?
can't wait till it's like 2am so i'm hungry again and can order my bab n chips
>>202279787hag love
>>202279880My bad. I just assume everyone here is unemployed when they talk about getting a job
starting my internship tomorrow lads, good prospect of an apprenticeship afterwardsexcited tbqh
>>202279886he wont learn anything that way and that is crucial for any junior dev.
already full of regrets cheersonce the parentals pass on I shall be dying of peaceful suicide shortly after
>>202279853got rejected from both tk maxx and the works back to back years
get yer fucking willy out for the ira
>>202279490nun dem lil whiteboys cud do
Andrew Tate is a Muslim immigrant child rapist and sex trafficker who is a popular social media figure amongst gen z boys.The next generation is going to be fucked.
>>202279398have a similar relationship with dadberg myselfliterally never hugged or even shook hands, don't think I've ever seen him show emotion either
>>202279512delicious cope
>>202279910Take the time you are idle to do some courses or read up on shit. It would be a retarded move to quit a job just because they aren't piling work on you.
>>202279439This is false
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The more I learn about foreign cultures the more I realise Europeans are the only civilised people on the planet
>>20227987YeahI can't tell you how much I hate this though. I feel like a mug begging for work and getting fobbed off all the time. It was better when I first started, I actually had stuff to do>>202279886If it was WFH I would not be complaining, but I have to sit in the office pretending to work all day. I dread going to work
got the Wayne Rooney phenotype, mebig forehead, fair hair, stubby nose, limited facial hair, 5'8
>>202279833Well, rorke? What's your excuse?
Say what you will but Mao Zedong was theoretically entirely sound. It was the implementation of his policies by flawed corrupt inferiors and Dengist reforms who are to blame for any problems China faced.
yellow pussy
>>202279474>99g99g of what? What is the mystery that it has so much of
Groovin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCaYB2N1adc
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>>202279972>>202279872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7NybScR1u0christians, chuds, people from abusive homes will resonate with this vid. I'm only 20 mins in and it's heavy
>>202279731...nh>>202279745...yh
Is being a NEET worth it?
>>202279985see >>202279979I'm not one of the attractive WASPs
>>202279972>but I have to sit in the office pretending to work all dayBring an app controlled anal vibrator to work, give me the code. I'll make your life more fun ;)
>>202279922I'm old enough to remember older, more innocent times when the worst thing on our TVs were necrophile paedophiles
>>202279899wish I could do thisI live in a tiny rural town so everything is shut after 8pm
Explore your perks with Shell GO+
Hi brit how are we
>>202280061
>>202280032yeh if you're rich
on his belgian VPN now is hewho triggered him this time?
>>202280032no
>>202280018Would drink her piss, eat her poo, period blood, snot, spit, vomit, toenail clippings etc etc
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>202279979Irish diaspora?
>>202280032I'm a neet and everyday I go to sleep hoping I don't wake up
>>202280032if you have money, then yeahif you don't then no
>>202280042um
In the past 40 years, Shell has killed between 20,000 - 30,000 people in Nigeria.Crazy when corporations engage in war against natives who try to sabotage them.
fridgeberg is making some strange noises
>>202280086mental elf got desperate for attention
>>202279979>limited facial hair
>>202280045grimwhat do you do if you want midnight scran but haven't been shop?
>>202280064hi mate. all good thanks. congrats on your win yesterday x
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
>>202280086His ew trip wasn't getting replies
>>202279774the luxury of receiving billions in EU gibs per year
I have the Cornish phenotype.
>>202280038sex with this creature thing
bring back 24/7 tescos
Getting to the point where I seriously need to consider renting out my arse. Will probably attempt onlyfans/camwhoring first but if that doesn't work out I'll be travelling up to Soho each evening to get bummed by middle aged buisinessmen and members of parliament.
>>202279398dad never taught me to shave. only shouted at me to get a job.
>>202280147cheers pal x
roobs wank on the cards
>>202280152why do you post this boring shit all day
i have the rorkeish phenotype
Might just go into the woods and hang myself
Get the clappers posted
>>202280104*nods solemnly*>>202280134he got a transplant for that I reckon
mental how a lot of foreigners online think Welsh people are brown
>>202280095just join her church lad
Tofu can be either the tastiest or grimmest food depending on if it's prepared well or poorly
>>202280198
>>202280178Live your dream mate
Darker.Colder.Wetter.
>>202280218never worked out how to get the tofuey flavour out of it
don't think i can afford to live on £35k if rent is £800 and council tax another ~£150broken britain
>>202280209I'm Welsh and get mistaken for being Hispanic. There was a rumour in my school that I was Brazilian lol.
have yet to admit to the gf that i am a gamershould i?
>>202280173covid totally fucked it for everyone
12k too much for rent (utilities included) if I earn 27/30k?
>>202280247you cook it in something that has flavour, like how mapo tofu is prepared
>>202280272just buy outright
I'm a masochist, and I love eating spicy food that makes my nose run, makes me sweat, makes me cry, hurts me
salarymongs love bleating on and on about their salaries and all the trappings that go along with thatodious little bugmen they are
>>202280261Shame you've never been mistaken for a woman lol
>>202280272per month? I'm going to say yes
stop salarymonging you cancerous cunts
>>202280334
>>202280327>>202280342lol 30-35k is poverty wages that's not salarymonging
>>202280327Good post
>>202280272shit 1k pcm, I'm not good at this
>>202280366is it about salary? then it's salarymonging
>>202280342i haven't said anything about the 70k i make writing softwarebeen busy writing rust this evening to get into it
don't hear much these days about that billionaire CEO who died in a tragic water tornado accidentor indeed his co-defendant who was run over head on by a car while out running and died, the day before the water tornado incident
>>202279398so how did you learn about the birds and the bees?
tonight's gay porn you ask?well it's a scat orgy called shitty shitty gang bang
>>202280334True because I am a woman lol. Wouldn't be a mistake to call me one.
>>202280302why does she have no incisura intertragica
>>202280291what about boiling it in salt water
Transphobes don't realise their rhetoric about me being a man doesn't work when I get gendered correctly every day unprompted, even just wearing a t shirt and without make up
>>202280406I've never had sex so arguably I never learned.
>JUST IN - Trump is safe following "gunshots in his vicinity. No further details at this time."Another left wing incel attackGetting out of hand something needs to be done
>>202280317wow you're so interesting
>>202280327I kneel to the NEET King
>>202280408Oh actually a good rebuttal
>>202280302>goalkeeper name and number on an outfield shirtwomen, eh
>>202280433take it one step further and use a good chicken stock if you're doing something like that
>>202280450Last attack was by a far right /pol/tard tho, moronAlso there's nothing wrong with executing fascists.
>>202280272rent should (ideally) be 1/3 of your post-tax monthly wageon 27k, your monthly take home pay would be £1,913so aim for rents around £637then you want another third for bills/essentials, and the last third for fun/savingall that said... this is in an ideal world. and rents are fucked in this country. so you're almost certainly going to have to spend more than 1/3 on rent. 1/2 is not common if you live in a city. plus there's something to be said for spending more for a better quality of life. you could prob get somewhere for 1/3 of pay in the middle of nowhere, but then you'd have a longer commute (more spent on fuel), less chance for social interaction, things to do after work, etc.
>>202280187He was bullied in school and has never had sex
love the sting in my bum when i have spicy chillis
>>202280488not a single thing in this post is correctstep it up leftypol
>>202280489>rent should (ideally) be 1/3 of your post-tax monthly wagebrainwashed, rent shouldn't exist
>>202280452Thanks bb x
Post West Midlands English accented Roses.
When we being nuked then? Can I still post here for a while?
>>202280465arise sir salarymong, regale us with your tales of anxiety regarding the amount of money you earn
>>202280141I have some toastseriously that's my only option
Oy that's Jamie fookin' Lunnisteh
>>202280515You are totally deranged and brainwashed. You are part of a cult.
arse
>>202280560holy cheboli
>>202280560corr blimeyruined by the short hair thoughbeit
>>202280488>Last attack was by a far right /pol/tard tho, moron The FBI themselves have said this is untrueWhy do you keep spreading this false info?
>>202280560oh she doen't look mental at all
>>202280542craving that rastaman longmeat
need a woman
>>202280560don't think this is safe for work
for me its stacy martin
>>202280546grimunless you have marmite in then it's less grim but still pretty unsastisfying
>>202280032No, it's fun initially and then mental elf problems set in. You're incredibly unproductive and it's just shit.
Fittest star trek character?
>>202280591love women with short hairI think it's more ruined by the big fuck off mole on her neck
holy shit is that boobs
>>202280629deanna troi
Might move to China.
>>202280629seven of nine
>>202280629marina sirtis, next question
>>202280612I have bon maman strawberry jam, I think that's an acceptable alternative to 'mite
>>202280560bit of poo on her neck
>>202280629Jadzia Dax
>>202280489My take home is about 2300 and my rent is 800I walk to work so I don't need a car
where in the UK is actually good to liveneed to move somewhere else to find a jobvisited London to see if I could tolerate it a while back it has just left me more confusedsimultaneously good and horrifying where else can I look
>>202280629luv are kira, simple as
>>202280488Lol the last attack was by a far-left incel who donated to Biden and still wore a mask after the mandates
might rewatch star trek TOS
>>202280629worf
>>202280541I'm currently NEET and living on a sofa, I must improve my life with a shitty job. I have never rented before and I'm scared. My options are PENG tiny cottage 1k, good flat 900, kinda bad flat 825, can't rent a room I would go insane.
>>202280679Edinburgh is nice but also expensiveless expensive than london thougbeit
>>202280655i like that but jam makes it feel more like a pudding than a main to me. i'm a savoury toast kind of lad
>>202280629The cute Bajoran that Picard abused into going on a suicide mission for an alien of a race that holocausted hers
>>202280679I like Norwich
just become homelesstake the homelesspill
rorke goes hardhttps://youtu.be/kZZVD__ZhB0
>>202280688based
buy ephedrine online
>>202280705actually I think I might have an old jar of bovril somewhere, I suppose counts as savoury toast
>>202280693He was a registered Republican and posted online about his support for trump. He changed his opinion after the Epstein leaks proved Trump was a paedophile.You are a schizo and part of a yank cult despite being British
>>202280731based answer, we have it good here
>>202280629hoshi sato
>>20228073830 year wait for me as a homeless NEET, love love love this hellhole.
It’s over for Starmer
>Also there's nothing wrong with executing fascists.shut-in virgin losers who were bullied in school love their little incel power fantasies of "executing fascists" lol
>>202280688*mogs her*
sex
Any construction plumber jobs avaiable in UK?
I suffer in suffolk
Going to be homeless in under 6 months. Dadberg has decided he's selling the house. Should probably start panicking and getting a job and finding a flat really now that I think about it.
Ah yes, if you're not a rabid pro Ukraine bot on YouTube, you get instantly banned
>remastered album>sounds like shitkeeps happening
>>202280806Yeah but not for you
>>202280679north yorkshire. two national parks + lake district not too far away. leeds and york if you need city life/entertainment. nice oldy-wordly towns otherwise, if depraved in parts. it's where i've chosen to settle, at least.
>>202280796The worm inside her is a man so you're gay
what the heck
>>202280819oh rorke give it a fucking rest mate
>>202280575this any good? need something new to watch
>>202280837the bbc are so slow. should be called bbc olds
>>202280837Was it a Taylor Swift fan?
>>202280823what is your audio setup?a pair of £10 earphones plugged into your laptop?
>>202280758He hated Trump, and only registered as a republican to vote against him in the primary
>>202280768>30 year waitmate you will not be waiting 30 years for a place to stay while homeless. You will need to suffer several weeks in a hostel full of junkies and alcoholics however during that time you will be at the top of the list for council properties. Hostel isn't even that bad; just keep your door locked and your head down and you'll be fine. The one I was in was downright comfy.
>youtube ads blocked>youtube comments blockedkino time
>>202280778Can't wait until we can openly string up fascist incel freaks like you again
>>202280749DAF just picked edgy names for shock value. They weren't really political. They're from Germany so they would be arrested if they were actual rorkes.
>>202280823Thank the loudness war, they compress remasters to hell so they have no dynamic range. Rust in Peace by Megadeth is a good example of a terrible remaster.
>>202280865it was taylor swift herself
my scifi waifu
>>202280859need a beautifully broken gf
tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWA2pjMjpBs
>>202280869>shine bright like a diamond
>>202280880who is we leftypol?a bunch of autistic skinny bedroom dwelling freaks?
>>202280758He was a Biden supporter and posted online with liberal talking points this was confirmed by the companies themselves His classmates in school said he hated Trump and was a left-wing incel who got bullied a lot>after the Epstein leaks proved Trump was a paedophile.The Epstein leaks exonerated Trump and proved that democrats are paedophiles tho so that doesn't support your argument You are a mentally ill tranny who obsessively hates a yank real estate mogul because your life is shit
>>202280885 remasters are of high quality nowadays
>>202280869mates been on it for four months and he's a certified mentalist, London is full
>>202280869get a job you pathetic wastrel
>>202280868You're inventing a fantasy to justify supporting a paedophile yank billionaire's cult
>>202280891the sci stands for scientology
>>202280885that was the first one that came to mind
Never been good for anything in my life
>>202280869Why is your hostel nicer than my flat?
>>202280922why is bro stanced up like that>>202280950she was in some weird sex cult thing irl
>>202280869Mental how homeless people turn down help because they want to drink and do drugs.
>>202280941I can't work, I suffer from autistic spectrum disorder
>>202280928The working class of the world.
>>202280869why did this grim grey flooring become the default everywhere? it is so sterile
>>202280869how does that work whats the condition for keeping the house they give you?
EARLY>>202280932>>202280932
>>202280949Tom Hanks?
>>202281002Easy to clean after an alchie vomits and shits on it
>>202280867hd600s into colorfly cda m1p
>>202281002easy to clean I suppose
>>202280869its mad how we can build really simple homes for everyone cheaply but have to pretend they're worth hundreds of thousands just so elite spackers can continue to make more money
>>202281002it's easier to clean
>>202281021oh you prick, sharing it early
>>202274447>>202274447>>202274447
>>202280869Honestly happy for you anon, would rather money get spent on things like this instead of being transferred to Zelensky or whatever bullshit some London civil servant wanker thinks of
>>202281023You are seriously mentally ill LMAOImagine believing QAnon you schizo freak
>>202281048>>202281048
>>202281021
>>202280990the working class are mostly right wing or apoliticaltheir main political gripe is mass immigrationthey care about the footy and drinking booze and shaggingsorry to burst your precious little bubble
>>202281062lmao he's defrauding the government for bennies mate
>>202280830nta but I've been considering Leeds myself. It seems to have everything I want and there are more jobs than where I currently live.
