VOTE for the edish!https://strawpoll.com/poy9kwB5wgJhttps://strawpoll.com/poy9kwB5wgJhttps://strawpoll.com/poy9kwB5wgJ
here we are then, the new
malcolm in the middle. funny.
Hate this gimmick.
need to message the tinder match back
I'm legitimately really angry at that guy sharing my new early and then reporting itDickhead
>>202281116
Mad how Tom Hanks is the main fixer for Hollywood paedos
>>202281048dont get why you put the time in. just say the next thread you make. far less confusing that way
>>202281132you've been done mate, happens to the best of us
voted for reece me, what a lad
>>202281132you got done
corrrrr
>>202281130ugly desu
Cat owning swifties should love trump
Got scabs on the end of my foreskin from where I've been wanking too much.
>>202281159seen better looking lasses in spoons
>>202281159eggless heehaw bitch
>>202281150gives us all something to look forward to
accidentally picked kia sportage when i meant to do parrot can i get a redo ta x
Favourite Top Gear special lads?
>>202281024>>202281027>>202281034how is grey easier to clean than any other colour including brown which is literally the colour of poo
Pol happening!https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1726427427162330.webm
>>202280934>London is fullGet on a train and become homeless in another county.>>202280974They said mine was a double room. I think they took a liking to me since it was apparent that I wasn't an intravenous drug user or scumbag.>>202280976Actually most, if not all, of the other hostel occupants were drug users and alcoholics and they did both of these things in the hostel. The staff knew but mainly focused on keeping the patrons alive and de-escalating things. People who sleep rough i.e not in hostels actually do so because they want to be away from all the druggies and horrible cunts in homeless hostels (myself excepted of course).>>202281019In the hostel I had to pay £1200/month (yes, £300/week) to stay there, among druggies. This was because I had savings. If you have no money (as was the case for everyone else) then the local council pays it all via housing benefit. The only condition is that you must be homeless, which I was and so was everyone else.>>202281062Thanks lad.
>>202281199you dont need to put the time in though. just a bizarre thing to do when referring to a thread in the future
>>202281216>Pol
Freak in the old thread quoting literal QAnon gibberish to explain his undying loyalty to Trump.You are a fucking Brit. Stick to worrying about the 5G activated microchips in the vaccines mate.
Why is it that trannies are more appealing if they have massive, erect cocks
>>202281216nun timmy cud do x
>Spainpaki having an argument about Trump>Belgian VPN suddenly stops spamming Like clockwork lolThat autistic incel freak is just too easy to bait
was gonna google something and i cant remember now :(
>>202281210the one where they made fun of filthy foreigners
>>202281216Rorke is done.
How would you react if you found out your girlfriend had previously been blacked lads?
dreading new toil tomorrow
>>202281252he's back on the VPN now and the trump talk has stopped completely
twitter is more powerful ragefuel than /pol/ these days
>>202281265I'm getting her currently blacked lad
i'm not a perfect person
>>202281243Think you might just be gay mate. Nothing wrong with it mind you
>>202281265Make her describe it to me while I edge
>>202281240How many boosters have you had?
>>202281252all filteredi need to suck off the guy who made 4chanx, clearly, made life so much better
ya talk about him some more grrrr just hate him so much
>>202281253google it
>>202281159dead by 45
>>202281225>£1200/monthwhat the fuck, do they feed you as well? i'd expect to be wanked off every night for that sort of money, a cheapskate flat is like £500/mo where I am
>>202281287jus try ur best bby x :)
Johnny Borrell, rock GOD.
GCHQ pushing the gay porn agenda in /brit/
>>202281225i mean the so called council property they give you not the hostel
>>202281210africai like when they turn the cars into RVs
The British deep state tried to assassinate trump again
>if you don't believe QAnon and literally pray to Trump you are Spaino This is the level of schizophrenia half the posters here operate on.
Rorke?
emptied the last of the vodka bottleits come out to basically two doubles, a quadrupleim going off the rails on the boozy train
sulad in?feel a bit nervous about going naked to an onsenhave you been to one?
the scottish deep fried state
>>202281292Don't like men though
There's a Happening happening again but I can't talk about it in Brit or I'll get banned
>>202281359not even a daughter, shame
>>202281232it takes me 5 mins at most tho lad, started the poll at 270 posts this timeit's why the options are pretty random>when referring to a thread in the futurethe polls are for the edish of the current thread which is announced at the end. when the announcement is made, the edish we've all been posting in is confirmed!
>>202281159omg shes just like me
>>202281380give it a rest spaedo
>>202281388stopped buying bottles of booze myselfwould like to have a nice little drinks cabinet filled with various things but i cant stop myself just drinking it all
I hear that 3 reports for this post violates United States law gets a post insta removed. Imagine that.
>>202281423that makes no fucking sense
>>202281406nothing ever happensget this through your head
seeing an AWFUL LOT of extremely low quality posts
>>202281441You literally worship and pray to a convicted child rapist, Donald Trump.
>>202281453it's just a silly bit of fun mate get over it
>>202281140actors arent deep state or that but they are simply for hire as much for the DoJ or state department as for weinstein and cotom hanks would have been paid to put that video during covid where he was like 'me and rita are in holiday and we're the first ones to get covid everyone needs to take this seriously'and clooney would have been paid to sign that thing against bidenthey're just mercenaries and it's crazy we pretend they're not
luke da nook liddler
>>202281443yeah that's the problemthis bottles lasted, like they all do, since friday eveningthen on friday evening i'll buy another. moderation.
>>202281315>do they feed you as well?No it was just the room with what you can see in that image, plus a bathroom with shower. Also I had to pay £8/week for unlimited heating and electricity. There were washing machines but I never used them as I didn't want my clothes nicked or to interact with the other hostel occupants. So I would wash my clothes in the bathroom sink then dry them with the radiator on full blast.>>202281353When they found a council property for me they phoned me up at the hostel, told me I had to come get the keys same day and I signed the lease that day. The rent on the council flat is £350 per month. I was only in the hostel for 3 weeks.
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Watching LostThe show is fukken 20 years oldMakes me feel old
just want to say, and he doesnt get the recognition or the praise he deserves half the time, but the jannys recent efforts to keep the mouse at bay have not gone unnoticed nor unappreciatedthank you janny
I like my coffee like I like my men: black and sitting on my kitchen table pumped full of my cum
>>202281477voting for an edish in the future would be much more fun.
The amount of foreigners in London is alarming, and more alarming everydayEven in the space of three years the difference is shocking
>>202281471do I?prove it
where's all the birds into autistic men then?
>>202281514Your posts these past 2 threads are the proof
>>202281486im glad you were forced to pay back some of the bennies you stole from the country
>>202281504mousey is onto something ngl the mods delete his posts but leave the blacked stuff up
>>202281418italian women can only give birth to sons when a germanic bull impregnates her
>face card
>>202281507the gimmick would lose its charm
>>202281511when the war start's they'll all scuttle back home
>>202281130*turns his lights off for the final time*
>>202281540not even been in /brit/ these are my first two posts of the nightyou're just a schizo freak spaedotake your fucking meds
>>202281380>SpainoNobody calls you by an endearing nicknameYou're an autistic freak and this website is your entire life, you'll be up until 5am spamming on your Belgium VPN and phoneposting LOL!
>>202281511London has always been like this
>>202281268What sector
TOM HANKS IS A SATANIC REPTILIAN PAEDOPHILE WHO ONLY THE HOLY SAVIOUR (TRUMP) CAN DEFEAT, AND HE'LL SEND HANKS TO PRISON WHEN HE WINS AGAIN EVEN THOUGH HE DIDNT DO IT LAST TIMEI AM NOT INSANE! I AM NOT INSANE! WWG1WGA!!!
Fabian Socialists, Central Bankers and the Neo Lobsterbacks from the Pentagon are trying to kill President Trump again because he wants to do away with their racket.
>>202281591See you in 3 days
mental how
New should be school girl legs edish
>>202281571it wouldnt be a gimmick. it would be a fun thing everyone could get involved with and enjoy
>>202281557oxymoron
>>202281613I heard it was 2 people shooting at each other and Drumpf wasn't even the target
Trump has more lives than Rasputin
>>202281423This sucks
>>2022816133 days. You're done.
mad how if you dont work hard and let yourself become homeless they just give you everything for freeits disgusting
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1726420446704478.jpg
>>202281613Marx willing, Lula will have you sent to a prison camp deep in the Amazon.
>>202281591thought that other anon was taking the pis, I couldn't see anything on /pol/ turns out he was right
>>202281627>it would be a fun thing everyone could get involved with and enjoyit already is though imo. all a bit of harmless fun and no bother with people wanting their edish next and calling me an incel for posting the winnerplus, what would this thread's edish be? just a vote for the next one? it would be horrid to this thread
>>202281699keep crying bitch nigga
pua shita
>>202281673nice try GCHQ
>>202281673>t. Young Fabian spreading disinfo onlineYour government only arrests people telling the truth that's why you don't ever have to worry about lying.
>>202281699seethe on toilfreak
Reading about "Tiny Homes"Dystopian
Can’t stop thinking about satanic paedophiles
>post about trump and an early new insta-jannied>tranny and ir porn at the top of the thread still up says it all
Mad how if you make a pittance for 10 years and manage to make a lot of money in your 11th year the government takes half of it.
wish levchenko made it to the final at least
>>202281738first this then they'll rebrand workhouses
Literally half this thread believes every schizo QAnon theory.Really blows your mind.
>>202281265get a boner
>>202281706what is that?
>>202281749what do you expect when spaedo is the janny
watching family guy - how does Brian keep getting so many dates despite being an annoying talking dog?
howling
https://liveoffgrid.co.uk/tiny-houses/Absolute state lolYou could buy a 3 bed home 30 years ago for £50,000
>>202281793pig harmer
Not sure what's happening in other countries but here in the UK Keir Starmers wife is wearing clothes donated by a party donorNow that's a REAL happening. So glad the jannies are keeping this general interesting.
Keir Starmer is Spaino
AAAARRGHH EVERYONE IS SPAINOTHE VACCINE MICROCHIPS ARE INFECTING MY BRAIN AAAIIEEEEEE
>>202281382utterly screaming at the thought of what the prompt for this must have said
let's settle this debate once and for all ladshttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9N1LBgJhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9N1LBgJhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9N1LBgJhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9N1LBgJhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9N1LBgJhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9N1LBgJ
>>202281806seth mcfarlane self-insert
>>202281850genuine slop
>>202281829nearly spat out me coke
>>202281806well, you know how white women and dogs are...
>>202281749prancing about in knickers isn't porn retard
List of Jews:Starmer Blinken Boris Johnson Kumballa is married to a jew Tom Hanks Weinstein Epstein Really makes you think
dont want to go to work tomorrow.I have no energy for life.I am tired.I want to stay in my comfy bed.I want to play vidya, watch films/TV shows, do my incel walks etc.
List of people who are Spaino:>You
>>202281891you should perform the fabled sickyi might just
>>202281837didn't read but I voted
ebony legal teen pussy pov first creampie
Sir Fash Stormer
Reminder that anyone who criticizes based George is a Russian shill simple as
speado going on about his boring politics again is he?
Do you need a TV licence to watch live porn streams?
>>202281832
>>202281837way too pissed now to want to read those wordslike the occasional vote but shouldn't be always
my votes?parrot edishcurrent thread edish
>>20228192317 year old: NOO YOU CANT EVEN LOOK AT HER18 year old: yeah just rev up the most vile disgusting porn you can possibly create
The temptation to quit my job is rising.
dutch women are fit
>>202281953Shut up Spaino you FREAK
>>202281806It's called absurdism. They do the same thing with the gay alien in American Dad
i wish i were a dutch woman
Trust the plan
>>202281972Hello literally me
>>202281999nice try adam you nonce
new should be little bratty girls edish
>>202282040190 YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE
>>202281987thank god they drew a red box around what i was meant to read in this image
>>202281952shitting hell he is so fucking ugly
>>202281995italian women are better
nobody knows im 190
another whisky? yeah go on then
>>202281987link the video
Starmer defended Seville
>>202281995a peng bunch
>>202281610driving job
>>202282073square jaw
does anybody here watch doctor who
You should all post your cocks so we can compare who's is best
>>202281987Why do normies find this funny
>>202281972i voted sour cream pringles but got here about 15 mins after the thread had started so realised instantly it was a wasted vote
>>202282100Should be alright then, you'll be on your most of the day surely.
not even 9pm and I'm ready to pass out
>>202281952literally palpatine irl
>>202282088>sevillealri alex jones
>>202282183>>>/pol/
darth soros casting lightning bolt on my lightsaber
>>202282103she'll make square jawed Chad sons
>>202281987screwaming
>>202282207>>202282168watch a different movie im begging you
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1726369393670976.webm
>>202282202>>>/suckmyarseyougimp/
R U READY 4 ZE NEW WORLD ORDER
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>202281877If Starmer is a Jew then Tom Hanks is Greek Orthodox
>>202281977well ya gotta draw the line somewhere chief, we could argue semantics tell the cows come home
>>202282208yes but they'll be italiannot worth it
>>202282183haha yea *walks off*
>>202282245quite based desu
>>202282208Ideally you want a German bird for that
>>202282245is this a cuck and his gf or what
Where's Berezovsky?Oh yeah still burning in hell AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shivering in my house, feet going numb from the cold, nose running I will be the first fatality of Starmers cruel policies
>>202281225There's no way sleeping rough in winter is preferable to your own warm, dry room There must be another reason they're not in hostels
>>202282245would have climbed up like spiderman and ask to join in or at least wank to it closer
>>202282263This isn't even hard if you have even a bare basic understanding of A level maths
going for a piss, want owt?
>>202282280They'll take after the father more based on evidence
https://youtu.be/8Vb_lSpD6Yknew roseanne just dropped lads
>>202282351yeah, piss please mate x
>>202282245
>>202282351A can of ear medicine from the fridge
>>202282349shut up nerd
>>202282351cornetto
>>202282351couple cotton buds please
back from libtard methodist church with the family. Was chudding out the whole time
>>202282145Tomorrow is training. Hopefully i'll get to go out on my own Wednesday/Thursday.
Being homeless in Russia must be a death sentence Don't care how many layers you have or what kind of sleeping bag, no way you're surviving a night on a bench when it's -30C outside
>>202282360rorke wont like those tattoos
I'm going ham. YOLO
>>202282349BitchGPT lookin kinda lit
>>202282415Russia doesn't have homeless people because they're not soulless Jewish individualistic Saxon liberals.
>>202282415they make sleeping bags for -30c
>>202282448This is false and you are a propagandist ghoul
Any Stage 2 cancer patients in?
Official /brit/ album
>>202282461How come I need electricity to keep my fridge at 2C then?Why can't I just throw my food into one of these sleeping bags?
flossing my arsehole
We've all seen homeless russiansConvulsing as they bleed out after the Ukrainian drone drops its grenade
>>202282501confusing post
Oh how I would do anything to be female
Got my Timex watch on
>>202282448No liberal would identify himself as "Saxon" he would say that's a Nazi dogshistle
>>202282544hit the wall already
An anagram for "Bradley Walsh" is "We rash badly."
>>202282544nipples protruding, very disrespectful
dessert scran
having a bit of toastwhat do you, uh... think about that?
>>202282526You know they make those videos in a studio for propaganda purposes right
>>202282588crocodile rock
>>202282588looks like elton johns gone in an empty container
>>202282588Elton Anglaise
>>202282541NEXT THING SHE'S WEARING MY TIMEX
>>202282547Refering to Brits and Americans as "Saxons" is a slur specifically used by Russians, in particular the Russian fat right.There's no way you'd know this unless you spend an extensive amount of time in very right wing Russian Z fanatic circles.That said it's impossible to tell if that poster is a literal Kremlin agent or just a low IQ self-radicalised, self-hating traitorous Brit.
Third eye status ?
>>202282587they're not really controllable sometimes mine'll poke through three layers
>>202282588are those jammy dodgers
>>202282588>I'M STILL STANDING BETTER THAN I EVEBLRRRPFSSSSHGLOP
mental how giving a femoid a good rodgering turns her from a raging feminist to a docile little housewife
wee timmy timex
>>202282635chakras firing on all cylinders
>>202282635Calcified
Ugh you're so boring bye guys
>>202282635blind
>>202282588ELTONLTON
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
>>202282662Virgin fantasy
>>202282667mental how much spunk has been sprayed around in that house
whats wrong with a 1 world government that speaks english
sucking a scone
AHAHAHAHAH ELTON JOHN FARTED ON ITAHAHAHAHAHAI SAID IT AGAIN LOOOOOOOOLBRADELY WALSH IT NOW!!LOL Xd
love the taste of my vitamin c tablets!
Jaffa cakes were named after the town of Jaffa, in Palestine.The town no longer exists as the Jews destroyed it when they invaded and created the colonial ethnostate of Israel. What was once the ancient port of Jaffa is now just a suburb of Tel Aviv.
>>202282706Don't reckon the Chinks would be fans
>>202282737And who created Israel, oh that's right, Britain
get the cum spraying tgirl angels posted
>>202282737Ae? I can't hear you mate the musics too loud haha
>>202282703corr
they shouldn't have hot cross buns available all year round
he didn't roll so good
>>202282737that's right they're called Jaffa Kyivs now
>>202282712quite the legendary post the poster who made that joke first desu
>>202282712listen I have very little enjoyment in my life let me have this one thing
>>202282367i know you can hear my thoughts boymeow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow
>>202282756And orange you glad they did
>>202282768why the hells wouldn't you drive to the right and onto the grass before attempting this
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1726415039674857.webmrorke caught in the act
Opinions on slugs?
gay poo.
>>202282803
>>202282803but the PUA course he paid 2 grand for said this works????
beef and onionnow that was a crisp flavour
>>202282821nothing gay about enjoying a poo. what feels good is the sensation of something exiting, no entering involved.
>>202282797Why wouldn't you just press the break pedal is a better question
You are about to go to with Russia Unfortunately Russians air force is quite strong so we are fucked
>>202282737holy shit you're rightlet's give palestine a billion quid
>>202282547Liberalism is an English disease.
>>202282821there are 3 slug pokemon lines
Can’t even begin to imagine how many white slits are being shagged silly by haitian cronems in springfield
>>202282883Do you have a source for that?
>>202282906are there? slugma....... uhhh....
>>202281048edish for 8:20ish PM 15/09/24?by a guest · 44 minutes agoparrot edish30% (6 votes)reece from malcolm in the middle edish25% (5 votes)rounders edish15% (3 votes)sour cream pringles edish10% (2 votes)kia sportage10% (2 votes)west brom5% (1 votes)old petit filous ad about marbles edish5% (1 votes)Total votes: 20thanks lads for all your votes. and here it is... your parrot edish OP image!but that's not the only poll we had in our thread. here are the reuslts on the poll about the future of the voted edish edishes:should the vote for the edish threads be about voting for the edish of the current thread, or the next/a future thread edish?by a guest · 25 minutes agothe next thread/a future thread edish, with the annoucnement confirming that the next/a future thread (whichever is possible) will have the edish that gained the most votes55.56% (5 votes)the current thread edish, with the announcement at the end confirming the edish we have all been posting in44.44% (4 votes)Total votes: 9so, from now on, the vote will be for the next/a duture thread edish!
>>202282803Guy looks Asian
slugma balls
how do you take tinder chatter to proper convos?
I suppose digestives are from Dagestan then?
>>202282472Lick my balls 77th
>>202282923dunsparce maybe?
>>202282929bro think he Mr. speaker of the commons
just spotted an early /brit/
>>202282948Had to pay to renew your VPN did you Mr Bogdan Semenovich?
got my gumps on
>>202282955haha!
>>202282768>search "stolen CHP car">this isn't an isolated incident
>>202282939the great chasm, never crossed it
new>>202282943>>202282943>>202282943
>>202282803what did he think he was going to be able to do?
>>202282954dunsparace is a miserable kind of blind limbless insect but it's not slimy
>>202282245why is she blind folded
