love poo me

posting in an epic brit thread!

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bobsledding into the new

toasting in an epic bread! haha

Russia is single handedly fighting all of NATO and winning, and we have to respect that.

might start saying... that word

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>>202283036
based

>>202283043
shut up spaedo

Can’t even BEGIN to imagine how many white slits are being shagged silly by haitian cronems in springfield.

>>202283074
greng?

>>202283043
read that as whining and it made more sense

>>202282943
oh my days that is so peng

hello you australian cunts

>>202283092
how do we turn the cat eating to bbc gimmick in the mainstream media

haven't wanked in i think 3 days might only have been 2 though

https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1726286294393782.webm

>>202283113
France can be very pretty at the right time of year

>>202283160
same, prepping for one now

>>202283163
cartoonishly shaped poo

toilday morning coming down

>>202283092
I genuinely do not understand the mindset behind these posts.
Even if it's "ironic" I don't see how anyone could possibly still find it funny at this point.

Richard B. Spencer

>>202283178
i'm gona wait until i get a boner or really up for it and then let loose
was getting a bit hot under the collar during the footie earlier with some of the slagposting, gonna wait till i feel like that again

Can anyone recommend me a nice sofa?

Jonathan David Anthony Bowden

>>202283043
You've spent the past 2 threads relentlessly insulting Britain and making out that Russia are the perfect innocent heroes of the world
I'd tell you to move there but you're almost certainly a Russian bot

>>202283214
U in the spurs thread mate? Saved quite a few slags me

>>202283194
spainpaedo is unwell

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>>202283220

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Why did he betray the NWO lads

tempted for a spot of gyming, but it's like a 20 minute walk away which is just such a fucking pain in the arse

bershka any good?

>>202283254
I support a British-German-Russian alliance, expelling the USA from Britain, and partitioning Europe into spheres of influence.

Simple as.

>>202283265
ye i was. some good ones posted today

Kremlin bots currently raiding /brit/. I'm off for the night then x

they sell those gordon ramsey frozen dinners at my walmart, should I scran?

>>202283292
Ok but he did invade a sovereign nation so you can't really spin them into the good guys Vlad

>>202282943
Channel Islands seem to be pretty interesting but no one seems to talk about them

Don't know if I'll make it through the night

wonder how many times ruby has wanked to that harry potter in the bath tub scene

>>202283087
phwoooooar

>>202283328
Why don't you start talking about them then
Go on

>>202283342
Hope I don't

>>202283327
do you have any idea how many western countries have invaded sovereign countries

>>202283392
Give it a rest you Zigger freak

>>202283328
There entire history can be summed up with
>use to be French
>became British a few hundred years ago
>nothing happened for 800 years
>the Nazis stayed for 4 years
>back to nothing happening for the last 100 years
I think they had a serial rapist for a while which made the news, but it's an utterly unremarkable island - probably the most peaceful patch of land in the entirety of Europe honestly

channel islands mong is back again is he

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>>202283220
this one

>>202283304
bit late innit

>>202283163
wild that people get off to this.
she's literally just done a big jobbie on the floor
it's unsanitary

>>202283397
not an argument
i accept your concession
etc

>>202283447
humanbros, it keep happening

Never really cared for Russia but I’m supporting them out of sheer spite for the British establishment.
Seems cringy and pathetic but I’m just fucking exhausted with how this country is changing.
Every successive government is increasingly authoritarian, both legal and illegal immigrants keep pouring in, houses are now financial instruments for international financiers.

>>202283421
genuinely dont know what this means and thats without doing the dont dead open inside gimmick

I wish I lived in the Mediterranean
why are we confined to this stupid island
they have everything in the Mediterranean

wish i was brazilian or mexican
you can’t be an incel in latin america

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>>202283468
cute rabbit

>>202283392
European countries haven't invaded by right if conquest since ww2

timmy on the street seeing emma’s wide stomach and beaming; thinking the birthrates are saved

not knowing she’s carrying a cronem baby LMAO

https://rumble.com/v5f20k3-i-have-the-best-viewers-in-the-world-appreciation-positive-optimism-ssday15.html we're in here

>>202283400
Isn't there some islands where half the male population is child molesters I hope that's not the channel islands

>>202283496
you will never guess

>>202283495
This is your 10th pro-Russia post this thread
Why don't you shut the fuck up. Actual Russians aren't as insufferable as you.

>>202283514
>when america and britain does it it's just different because IT JUST IS OKAY

>>202283537
Pitcairn Islands and no, they were all teenage girls

>>202283500
it's overrated except for the sun and even that gets annoying after awhile

>>202283563
You don't know what right of conquest is do you

>>202283537
i think thats israel you're thinking of, cheers

Feels about 5C in my bedroom right now

>>202283579
watched Tottenham today, couldn't name you three players

>>202283582
>when it happened a long time ago it different because IT JUST IS OKAY

>>202283565
Can british citizens just move wily nilly to any overseas territory?

>>202283579
grim lol

>>202283552
you see this as a negative because a black men bred a white woman
I see this as more mulatto women who are culturally white coming into the world

Liquid poo
Its happening

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i ordered spaghetti and meatballs with a side of sliced italian sausages
they substituted the sausages for the meatballs
i have no meatballs

>According to a 2019 study, "senior British intelligence, military officers and diplomats in Cairo were deeply involved in a covert scheme to drive the King to participate in the Arab states' war coalition against Israel."
WTF, HOW WOULD YOU DO THIS BRITKEKS?! STABBING US IN THE BACK AND SUPPORTING MUZZIES LIKE THIS?! MAYBE YOU GUYS DO DESERVE SHARIA

>>202283537
Jewish American paedophiles flee to Israel when their crimes are exposed in the US, and the Israeli government refuses to imprison them or send them back.
If I were an Israeli Jew I would be angry about this and demand they be sent to prison.

>>202283092
Yes, women love 5ft4 men who live off cats and rats
That's why Toby has a harem

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Glad I live in Hull. It's just not a vapid place at all.

It's like hoo hoo I live in London/Manchester and can go to a restaurant were beer is £7 and the waitress swears at you for Instagram reels

>>202283550
I’m not that anon.
Genuinely didn’t give a shit when we bombed the Balkans or when we went to war in Iraq and Afghanistan because at least life was good here.

I always do my pre-bed poo first then the pre-bed wank

>>202283550
genuinely fuck off MI5

>>202283579
Tottenham cheering as they got bummed by man city and excluded from European football because it meant depriving Arsenal of a trophy will go down as one of the - if not the single most pathetic moment in the history of the club

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Elegant1Lady, just made a nice big splooge lads won't lie

>>202283706
You first, FSB

>>202283634
>genoicdes were okay because the UN (Stalin and Biden 1.0) approved it
>the UN isn't fit for purpose because all these small nothing countries vote against the genocides the US wants to approve

>>202283645
>Unironically enjoying tomato paste noodles under balls of meat

>>202283661
I don't want to be silenced they are probably powerful people

>>202283670
>SOVL kits
Arsenal, Blackburn, Chelsea, Leeds, Newcastle, Tottenham, Wimbledon

>>202283690
that's filthy, bed should be entered showered and with a clue

Will Russia actually attack NATO if the Ukraine uses the missiles?

>>202283690
could never get into a good poo routine

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sovl overload

love when I get the house to myself and I can sing Justin Timberlake out loud and LARP about as him

>>202283773
>NO NO NO NO NO YOU CANT ATTACK BACK ONLY WE CAN ATTACK YOU
Russia are pathetic

>>202283746
It's really a mystery that Epstein didn't flee to Israel.
Or did he?

>>202283578
superabundance of Mediterranean women

Did you know the NHS has pain clinics for people with extreme severe pain of unidentified cause, but that the waiting list is 18 months - 2 years for even a first appointment?
Imagine you're in severe debilitating pain every waking moment of your life and it will be like that for at least another 2 years before you get any help or legal pain relief

>>202283728
nobody wasnt even talking about ukraine until you came in to shit up the thread. you have an agenda you fucking shill

>>202283792
thank you for bringing sexy back

>>202283773
maybe idk, I'm not Russia

>>202283795
Yes, there are no soldiers in Moscow while many live in the Eastern Ukraine

>>202283787
some hoodlum slapping his big ting silly into katy in one of those homes x

>>202283773
hopefully

need natoshills eradicated

>>202283842
rocking your body actually

>>202283746
That is a fair point

>>202283773
just dropped a bell to putin, will let you know when he gets back to me

>>202283871
Do you ever think about what a fucking loser you are

>>202283773
depends
if they use the missiles on some sensitive targets they might do some mad shit

>>202283811
true, the women are good looking

>post picture of putin

>natoshills in overdrive believing everyone in the thread to be a bot when they're the ones acting like bots

kys everyone of you pathetic cretins

>>202283874
BIG tune

alone in the house and learning to dance like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo

how did smartschoolboy9 slip past the nonce hunters all these years

Z tard is seething after being called out for spamming the past 2 threads with his political bs

the most unbelievable scene in any capeshit flick is when bale batman lifts up liam neeson with one arm

>>202283823
Coincidentally all the patients are Pakis who now have to receive 2 years of medical leavr

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Similar IQs come together

going to sleep now

>>202283954
True tbqh Liam Neeson is a big dude ngl

>>202283950
nobody did this

natoshills just come in with any ecuse for the monty python ' i'd like an argument please'

>>202283984
10+ rubles

>>202283999
pathetic insecure nato creep

Leader of NATO here,

We can't win but I found Vladmed Binputin and he said over it that hell give me a farm in Siberia

>>202283984
you are aware people can literally scroll through the thread and see you're lying right?

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I'm a skinwalker. AMA.

>>202283637
No, they are autonomous in power and can legislate on several policy matters like immigration and trade.

>laying in bed and say "Hey Siri, set a timer fo-" as I usually do when I want to wake up in 15 minutes
>start gasping for air
>crawl over to phone to try and make it stop
>it stops on its own, i go to pick up my phone, theres a black screen with a button and some info i cant read because its blurry
>click the button and it makes a call
>start choking again rolling around on my bed
>clicking my phone and it pops up with some fat guy rubbing his belly and laughing
>manage to flip the phone (i can barely move) and look again, it isnt flipped
>flip the phone again so they cant see me through the camera
>choking through all of this
>rub my belly like the fat bald guy on the screen, wake up

>>202283227
His talk on historical revisionism should be essential listening for every white man

>>202283787
it's just sentimentalism that makes you like it but if you look at it for what it is, it is simply human domestication
sad that this is now even aspirational, most people live worse than this

>>202284039
>ohno a post i need to respond to!!

this is the behaviour of a paid shill

>>202283823
good thing they're all making it up

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it's scran time

anyone want to teach me dota and play with me?

>>202283773
theyll threaten again for the 85th time this week

>>202284112
corrrr

Just got cucked by my pet white boy

>>202284114
vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite dota

>>202283349
she's a lesbo

https://youtu.be/UGdmWxLqw9Y?si=VmtYNar3mjanvJDh

We have to go back

why are people concerned if russia will attack other countries if they can’t even defeat ukraine

I hope Russia launches a nuclear strike against Britain just on the off chance it might kill the zigger retard who has been shitting up and spamming the past 2 theads

natoshills think they need to defend their military alliance online because it would go to bat for them if they were ever in danger. the truth is it never would unless their life aligned with some broader economic or political goal. when it doesn't, they happily let you perish

>>202284151
you're not allowed to post ikea runes in /brit/
english only please

>>202284112
the ol' weiner in a bake trick

time for a discord wank sesh

>>202284194
you posted it again haha

>>202284112
the proverbial willy barm

Just received a warning from the janny for making a joke about Kier Starmer 5 threads ago
Bizarre

Odious unemployed cretin

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Mad how water just makes the fire explode and burn more

>>202284195
>I hope Russia launches a nuclear strike against Britain

+10 rubles

>>202276686
>>202276764
>>202276812
Spain VPN paedophile was molested as a child

>>202283092
>>202283091
Spaedophile hates russia and makes posts like this >>202283092 instead

If he was making a post pretending to support russia or whatever it would have some hint of this BBC cuckoldry shit that has raped his mind to the fullest extent

how do you deal with excessive praise lads

my boss with overstate my skills and achievements when talking with people and it's very embarrassing, don't want to correct him on the spot but people might get the wrong impression

Why would Putin attack the UK he literally owns like half of London

>>202284194
>Russia can't conquer a slave state funded by the entire western world

they've got that lesbo spacker on taskmaster
DIRE

>>202284238
>>202284195
Samefag

KIll yoourself

YOu arent even real. tell me one thing which is real.

there is no modern state worth being loyal to
simply not my problem if putin wants to take over europe, I will likely personally benefit from this

natoshills have fucked the thread. time to go do something else for a while

>>202284286
schizophrenia at work

>>202284270
Is that the one with nice tits but she can't finish her jokes quick enough before the audience get the punchline?

>>202284238
>no we cannot stop the darkie hordes

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shared iqs

I am a schizophrenic and a racist, but I am not a schizophrenic racist

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>>202284286
natoshills are demented schizoid freaks

harry could've laid pipe with the black waitress in half blood prince
why didn't he?
was he bent?

>>202284258
Donedon is fucked

>>202284287
the marvel universe :>

>>202284287
>>202284287
we are lied to that we are all going to get put in gulags and not be able to be british or whatever because ukrainians are basically russians and speak russian

nooooo ofcourse youre better off with us, demonic pedophile satanist elites who want your kids on hormones

>>202284266
well if they cant conquer that what would happen if they tried an actual western country

>>202284270
not watching it me hope they take notice that they're a viewer down as a result of their woke nonsense

>>202284350
oh my days you posted it AGAIN what are you like

>>202284313
>>202284351
can't understand a word she's saying
taskmaster has been shit for years now but this is it for me

>>202284385
I thought season 13 was alright

have you lot seen this hawk tuah thing

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wouldnt mind a little seal mate
keep him in the bath
feed him fish from the fishmongers
maybe take him for walks to the pond if its raining out

Mad how heathermong stole my whole gimmick and passes it off as his own. Irish diaspora is MY jurisdiction now!

>>202284382
stop riding my meat

>>202284394
no, give us the details

/brit/ feels a bit spacka today.

What have you lads done this weekend? Played in my first 11-a-side football match for years today and played quite well.

Put some shelves up for my girlfriend in her shitting room and had tuna pasta for tea.

art 1988 (1/2)

>>202284394
if she dont hawk tuah i wont tawk tuah

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>>202284394
I have heard of it but I still have no idea what it is because it sounds stupid and probably some kind of mental virus so I won't look it up.

Massive levels of mental illness, virginity, and unemployment in this thread.
Smells like chud in here.

>>202284420
did a massive rave last night until 6 in the morning

what's the three anime girls dancing music video called?

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mad tha

>>202284393
the irish fella was funny

>>202284420
went to b&q and bought and new lamp shade
then to the tip and got rid of some old crap
played a lot of far cry and wrote some rust

>>202284446
more likely the natoshills are unemployed as theyre on the sick with long covid

>>202284418
its a meme

>>202284451
first one just looks like a big otter

Developing hypothermia as we speak, so fucking cold
My inevitable death will be Starmers fault

knackered and it isn't even 10 yet

>>202284449
caramelldansen

>>202284394
HAWK TUAH
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAWK TUAH
THOSE DAYS ARE OVER

>>202284350
Theyd do it easier because people are wealthy

238 quid spaffed away on council tax. what a rip off.

>>202284451
evolution would be mental if it were real

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Seals and Seal lice.

>>202284447
Cool stuff lad, what kind of tunes?

Been listening to Jon Hopkins' new album/ambient piece

>>202284489
Fair play mate

>>202284420
I am eating some leftovers and am thinking of a couple packets of migoreng too

you vill pay ze vull council tax, single man

>>202284420
yesterday took mum out to lunch after her hospital appointment to cheer her up a bit
today sat at home and wanked 4 times

>>202284531
me on the left

one of the many things that keeps me up at night:
all the millions of horses that were used throughout war in history
no fucking idea what was going on. charging to their death, nothing but fear and confusion, unable to understand
poor creatures

>>202284496
Both irish and blacks have the capacity to spawn these obese pudgy ogre abominations

>>202284449
Phut mon

>>202284394
Proud to say I listened to the first episode of the talk tuah podcast the day it dropped

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what we call it

HEY POOR
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE POOR ANYMORE MORE
JESUS IS HERE
SEND OUR MEGACHURCH PASTOR YOUR LIFE SAVINGS
JESUS WILL TAKE THAT SEED, THAT SIGN OF YOUR FAITH, AND MAKE IT GROW!
PROSPERITY WILL COME TO YOU FROM JESUS IN RETURN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grUwjmTO3rc
>jon hopkins

>>202284552
Nice kid

>>202284562
Hope it's nothing too bad mate, parents are mid 60s but healthy so nothing bad yet touch wood

heathermong on a weird one

>>202284575
least contemplative and thoughtful and caring /brit/ poster

>>202284551
her fanny is begging for my willy

>>202284593
hooting

>>202284575
Modern horse racing is basically the same thing. Same abuse and murder of horses just because humans desire it.

>>202284623
standard

>>202284562
>yesterday took mum out to lunch after her hospital appointment to cheer her up a bit
like taking mumberg out to nice places with michelin stars, but she's a bit embarassing as she's not got the airs and graces i've learned
the plan now is just good simple pubs, she enjoys them more

what do you guys think about the clitoris i think its well weird

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This Velvet Underground remix goes very hard
https://youtu.be/t5Al5fWFiek

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YTD I have paid over $23k in tax and I'm supposed to be grateful for the privilege?

*runs into thread*
CHARLIE
CHAAAAAAAARLIE

any living with the rents and wants to die but literally no other option man in haha

>>202284504
otter is a form of seal

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Irish diaspora want more more more blacks

>>202284663
:)

>>202284674
Just a micropenis with no wee hole

>>202284557
fucking two tier cunt is out to get me. first its coming for the ciggies. now scrapping the single discount. im going to have to get a gf just to avoid his tyranny.

Ate dairy with my fish today I think this is it for me.
Goodbye.

>>202284420
went to some boring heritage places with my parents yesterday and out for some food then got steaming and did a bit of coke I had before gooning for a bit but couldn't cum. today I read for a few hours then watched footy in the pub with my mate with a few pints then I came back and watched peep show now I'm browsing /brit/ before I get an early night

mad how much good music there is out there which is barely listened to at all
you'll just stumble across a masterpiece on YouTube with like <100k views

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>>202284611
He's gone a bit hippy recently (in a rich person ayacahusa and cave expedition to South America kinda way) but man he captures something divine in his pieces of music. I didn't even realise this one, A Drifting Down, existed on an obscure EP

https://youtu.be/8-ej1OX1lDA

NATO Just announced its giving away free estrogen to volunterrs

>>202284663
ktim no need for a £300 meal she's quite happy with a Toby carvery

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>>202284699
Darren the doorman spoke to Shelagh Fogarty on Friday, where he expressed his sadness at the divisions in British society.

"You have to make adjustments to people that may be different or have come from a different world," Darren said,

'Sometimes, when I walk down the street, I’ll see some Muslim women and they’re a bit nervous because of the way I look so I deliberately give them a nice big smile or say to them ‘good morning ladies, how are you?’ just to make them at ease.

“I’ll tell you my experience of immigration. I’m 55. I remember when I was a young nipper in the 80s, the Jamaicans, the Basians and the West Indians and all I went to school with and their mums and dads who’d come over in the 60s…

“They were our bus drivers and our nurses and they’re part of our community now and we’re proud and they’re proud.

"You see them wearing England tops and everything but in the 80s they supported West Indies.

"Cricketers today all support the England team because they see themselves in the England team."

He then went on the explain how he believes other cultures have enriched what it means to be British.

"Saturday night, I go for a nice Indian curry, I have a kebab on the way home," he told Shelagh.

"I have culture, I have colour, I’ve learnt things from around the world.

"They’ve enriched my life and my community.

"When I say my people, because I love my country and I love my people, I’m talking about the people – doesn’t matter what colour, creed, religion you are – if you live in my community… you are my people,” he declared passionately

bernie sanders for prime minster of the united pozdom of wales

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>>202284730
check out this remix of a Velvet Underground song
https://youtu.be/t5Al5fWFiek

>>202284708
just odd innit. i always struggle figuring out how hard to press it

FSB spammer bot is back again after his coffee break. Fucks sake.

>>202284708
Issue is that's genuinely true and I can never forget it.

>>202284496
Kinda odd what you're trying to say with this stuff. The English brought Africans as slaves to Jamaica, the ancestors of jamaicans. Get some brain cells ffs.

>>202284674
the term clitoral hood makes me think of a cute cartoon clit in a hoodie drinking a cuppa drawn in that simple face dot eyes style like how people draw cartoon cactus

>>202284611
>>202284736
used to like him during the early 2010s
saw him live during that time and it was great
but i saw him last year at a festival and thought he was shite

>>202284728
Sounds a busy one lad

>>202284765
what's he spamming now?

>>202284674
seems like a kind of copout

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leirishface

>>202284749
>Toby carvery
Man eating mice

>>202284792
copout of what

>>202284764
Two fingers, medium force, circular motions as the standard but change it up a bit occasionally, increase speed and force as she gets closer to cumming.
Always worked for me.

>>202284708
a girl I was seeing had a massive clit that felt almost as big as my flaccid willard

https://youtu.be/Q13BMlWKZWU

rosie jones would get it but only if gagged

>>202284783
Went to see him with a mate.

Took some Es

My mate then proceeded to make a girl feel really uncomfortable so we had to leave a bar afterwards. Absolutely ruined the vibe.

>>202284816
nina hartley. iykyk

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I know it's beyond foolish but
sometimes I think if there's gonna be a war, I wish they'd just get on with it
at least all my petty problems would fade away and I'd have something real to worry about

>>202284816
thats the go to but sometimes theyre just funny about it

got the scampi and chips on de lads

>>202284730
<100k views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0y7FGGXuEk

>>202284674
idk
i've only had sex several times with 1 girl

We are not very methodical people, and our house is far from clean, so we don't complain when something goes wrong unless it's a major problem, but this time we were so disappointed that we didn't ask the staff to do anything. I had reported this many times and was shocked, so I wanted to write about it here as well.

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Mummy

I'M SEX MAD

Can we not have a world war yet? I've literally just bought my first house a few days ago at 34 years old FFS I'd like to be a proper adult for at least a little bit

last time I had sex was in 2013

how hard is dating these days? I'm 5'7

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>>202284882
grim feet

>>202284847
>feel really uncomfortable
hs?

>>202284902
FONT

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Monday morning at 7am

>You ready g-man?

not sure if you'd call it ED but there are times I've got into bed with girls and realised they are fat munters (beer goggles/ horny vision wears off) and then not been able to stay hard
once I faked cumming lel

wartime clunge must be nice

>>202284848
game changing shit

>>202284896
sorry lad too late to worry about all that now.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCUr2pNJft4

>>202284902
literally me but I'm 5'10. don't know what dating is like though as I haven't had sex since 2013

In case of war I'll be moving to Malta.
Shan't be dying for a country-sized tax collecting entity.

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>>202284915

troon discord is upset again

>>202284896
Mummy and daddy won't let me inherit mine until I'm 40 FFS they got it written into the terms of their trust

>>202284751
I guarantee this person is Irish diaspora

>>202284977
what? what entity?
fucking malta, a rock with no arable land? lol

>>202284910
Basically we met a group of guys and girls, and I was having a lovely time gassing with them. My mate tried to pick one of the girls out and corner her basically, he was bad for it at the time.

>>202285009
she hates you too little D the smallest man who ever lived x

Men and women are biologically much similar than people realise.
It takes clothing, make-up, hairstyles, gender stereotypes to hide that fact.
It's also why sex repulses me.
We all start of as female in the womb.
In normal development 6 weeks after conception if there is a Y-chromosome, then the SRY gene located on the Y-chromosome should trigger a reaction causing the mother to release testosterone into the womb in sufficient quantities to masculinize the fetus one body part at a time.
One of the leading theorise for why mtf trans and gay men exist is that this section by section masculinisation process might fail to complete properly when it comes to the brain, given that the brain is the last part of the fetus effected by the process.

>>202284964
ngl I'd slip me cock up his arse repeatedly until I achieve orgasm ifyaknowhai'msayin

>mummy and daddy's trust
holy fucking tarq

>>202285014
The government.
>rock with no arable land
Better than dying in a trench for a literal balkan country.

>>202285043
um

penis in vagina tomorrow, lads
it's always a thrill

>>202285058
tfw no greekette gf

finnster is the poster child of the dangers of gooning (and being too young on the internet and getting groomed)
may God have mercy on his soul

>>202284964
Taylor Swift is particularly fucking gash now.

Basically the songs serve as vessels for her to say too many words about the petty squabbles her midwit fans gobble up.

Like Shake it Off is fairly punchy in parts but even there she can't help it.

>the smallest man who ever lived
ktim

>>202285009
but there's a hilarious vid of him driving to her music

penis
>makes sense, penetrates
vagina
>???

>>202285105
>>202285105
>>202285105

niggers

>>202285058
oh. funny way of putting that
does the greek government even collect tax? I thought everyone evaded

you'd be better off in some greek rural shit hole with farms and that. you not got an ancestral village to go to?

>>202284763
I gave it a chance, but that is not my cup of tea

>>202284861
sounds like The Fall

>>202285097
tales of f1nn shall delight english boys for years to come