Irish joy edition
>>202290322Why are they like this?
>Eight dead after Channel crossing attempt
saving brit
started pissing in the sinkit's liberating
>>202290886
put effort into my post as the new was made FUCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT BOARD NOT MADE FOR GENERALS
>>202292680love doing a wee in the sink
Irish diaspora cannot hide their happiness to be around blacks
I expect I'll be hospitalised and/or die in the coming days or weeks.NHS has refused to treat me for many months keeping me on waiting list after waiting list and I believe it's now reaching the point where one day I'll just collapse and die
>>202292724Tyrone just thinking about chicken
aye
Whatever happened to Timothy James Byrne?
goyim are mere toys to the chosen ones
>>202290953>0,2% germanwe are finally relevant
started rewatching 30 rock
feel like we should fuck off the heathermong new ladswho's with me?
>>202292776It should have been 100% speaking German
need a milk dispenser gf
Think I'm literally dying right now tho k u need cal amulan
>>202292804neat trick
just called 911 but where do i send them
>>202292786gay normie show
>gay normie show
>>202292724Tyrone just thinking about BWC
He spends all day every day on /brit/ calling anyone he disagrees with "Irish diaspora".That is mental illness.
Rebecca Ferguson is so flipping hot
>>202292804still following her on twitch after someone, possibly you, posted her hereIs she actually a hapa or something, cant tell with amerimutts.
>30 rockbizarre name for a show
So you don’t have Latinas in the UK? Grim
>>202292895She's clearly hapa yeah
named after the nbc headquarters innit
Let me fact check youNo, India is not a Third World country, but rather a developing nation:Historical classification.India was classified as a Third World country when it gained independence from Britain in 1947.Current classification.India is now classified as a developing nation and a lower-middle-income economy by the World Bank.Economic growth.India's economy has grown significantly since 1947, from a GDP of 2.7 lakh crore to $3.75 trillion.Third World categorization.The Third World categorization is considered anachronistic and difficult to use to define groups of nations today.Developing country definition.A developing country is one where the Gross National Income per capita is $11,905 or less.
damn....
>>202292914dios mio
>>202292914those buttocks were handcrafted to withstand the brutal pounding only a bbc can give
>>202292914latinas are gross and they have indians instead
>>202292914Greasy haired latinas are what white boys who can't get midwestern blonde girlfriends go for
come out ye black and tans
I always don’t understand is these for diversity or something else because i don’t think these white girl will feel happy when they see this on the wall
>>202292921Some whites of various backgrounds pass as hapas though.
new creps lads
>>202292930Irish using his big words to defend browns
>>202292978chad in his car was a better gimmick
>>202292932Bigfoot looks Irish diaspora
>>202293028She looks stupid.
>>202293028>Irish womankek that was my first thought on seeing her animated face
Don't even think racism is that bad
I'd take in 1000000 Irish refugees before I'd take in 1 /brit/ chud incel schizo trump cultist neonazi
would you agree that this is the best british album EVER released ?https://youtu.be/Ijk4j-r7qPA?si=e6xFsMvfc4Wo4OAv
can’t think of any reason the jews exist
Sick and tired of the word salad schizo in our nederdraad lads
>>202293028The Irish diaspora love a good left-wing demonstration
beebbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
>>202293044irish are literally just brits with less north sea admixture irish are unchanged western europeans since the bronze age and have only bred on their pure island for 3,000 years, only genetic input being small numbers vikings or anglo-norman lordsthe Irish are literally a living relic of Iron Age Europeans
>phone booths are free in australia these days>find myself in a situation where i actually need to use one>it doesn't workkin ell
>>202293061Don't worry this thread is full of QAnon trump supporting neonazi incel chud schizos who call anyone they disagree with "spainlad" or "Irish diaspora"
i bet heathermong is a bigger freak smartschoolboy9 irl
>>202293072Up until the 20th century when they decided they loved BBC
>>202293065They're insufferableSadly they're overrepresented in the British media
>>202293072absolutely retarded post if you knew anything about sea trade routes you would know the british isles are mutted to absolute hell
>>202293102She's ugly.
>>202293086SPAEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOSPAEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOO>>202293106I think youre the retard here. Plenty of coastal places with trade routes that werent "mutted" wtf are you on about? Moron.
I suspect Diego is smartschoolboy9 Both brown, both older gentlemen, both talk with people much younger than themselves and talk about jesus. Diego is also a similar name to David.
>>202293125They rather move to Jamaica and pick up the first single black woman.
>>202293131really think you should stop trying to draw connections where there are none, it's this kind of shit that has people still talking about 190 when he hasn't been here for years
>>202293126trade routes mean exposure to foreigners and the notion they were just alone on their island for thousands of years is idiotic beyond belief even the ginger/red hair gene isnt european it's a manifestation from somewhere else
>>202293132typical irish diaspora innit
>>202293156190 also got chased from his hometown just like schoolboyCould be that 190 is Diego
Diane Kruger is so flipping hot
>>202293156>when he hasn't been here for years
>>202293106>british isleswhat?
>>202293164Conversation is definitely going places
>>202293177-_-
>>202293192https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles
do you reckon it's possible to be open-minded and strong-willed at the same time
>>202293106literal bollocks genetic studies show the only major genetic influx into ireland was in 800 BC from northwestern france The English were the same, same population flow as the Irish but had more genetic admixture from a Mediterranid EEF group around 1000 BCE. The southern Brits were more continental while the northern tribes were identical to the Irish.Then in 500 AD closely related tribes from across the North Sea settled, conquered then mixed with the Brits to form our modern ethnic group. Vikings and later Normans had minimal impact.
irish diaspora just LOVE their blm murals
>>202293216Why wouldn't it be
Don't look behind you. Don't open your door.Smartschoolboy9 is stood just behind your door listening to you, watching you through it.He'll be watching you as you sleep tonight.
The British Isles used to be part of mainland Europe but then Doggerland went underwater.
only europeans that can be described accurately as the living relic of the iron age are swedes and norwegians
>>202293149
>>202293086We have this genuine schizo shitting up our general who calls himself "Aryan the white" on /pol/ and thinks he is the reincarnation of Hitler. Regularly posts word salads about jews and migrants. He also doxxed himself and posted about sexually abusing his underage half sister and getting arrested for cheese pizza. Really turns my stomach.
>>202293228being open-minded means you're more open to suggestion, being strong-willed means you're more inclined to tell people to get fucked even if they have a good suggestion for you
eating a HSP
commiemong hasnt posted since this one dropped
>>202293241That is literally 90% of /brit/ posters unfortunately. This is the worst general on /int/.
Iris diaspora n ignored all the white women and ran straight to a black woman
>>202293211literally never heard of this before
>>202293236What about Slovaks
>>202293226modern genetic studies are a meme and arent conclusive at all and if that were true than most brits and irish people would look like scandis but we both know they dont i dont understand why you think interacting with people from all over the world via trade is a non-factor, absolutely ridiculous
>>202293227haha yeah that they do
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SchizophreniaReckon you lads ought to take a read of this
>>202293259Stalin didn't support LGBT stuff. The early Bolsheviks very much did but Stalin reversed a lot of that.
catberg? don't know where he went brudda*does a loud burp*
Why are their black people here? Honestly
>>202293236Odd way to misspell Basque
>>202293265My condoleances
>>202293304>theirIrish diaspora typoThey are more familiar with ebonics LOL
>>202293236Odd way to misspell Slovenes
>>202293259Lenin supported LGBT rights.Stalin was an opportunistic state capitalist revisionist.East Germany had the best trans rights out of any European state before it became part of West Germany and adopted West German laws.
>>202293334there*
>Paul Murphy (Irish politician)>A 2008 short film described him as a full-time activist for the Socialist Party>His child is being raised gender neutral
>>202293277the bulk of modern british and irish genes come from the lower rhine area circa 2000 bc bronze age arrivals are the vast majority of our genome. in 700 bc continental gauls settled the southern coasts. there were historical connections between the belgae ( a gallic tribe) and the southern britons, while the northerners, caledonians and irish remained more indigenousthe romans came and went but did not influence the genes of the islands, then the germanics came across the sea and became half of the gene pool in east anglia and kent but only 5% or so in places like munster or cornwalland no the anglo saxons weren’t blonde haired blue eyes hyperborean chads but looked like most brits or dutch or lowland germans do today. blue eyes with brown hair and average builds. standard west euros.
meatball sized balls of penis cheese, with diarrhea generously spooned over them. mm, c'est magnifique
Pol Pot was right
>>202293295This is the real reason why Trotsky was so asshurt
>>202293357Imagine his stance on BLM corrrr
>>202293350terrible film
>>202293357state of that chin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqyaEjF1Whw
How to tell if I am retarded and schizophrenic googke search
>>202293360>and no the anglo saxons weren’t blonde haired blue eyes hyperborean chadswtf my whole world view, gone, bam just like that
>>202293371>Pursuing complete egalitarianism, money was abolished and all citizens were forced to wear the same black clothing. Mass killings of perceived government opponents, coupled with malnutrition and poor medical care, killed between 1.5 and 2 million people, approximately a quarter of Cambodia's population, a process which was later termed the Cambodian genocide.
i’m an expert on the genetic history of these islands
feel uncomfortable that i existed at the same time on this earth as someone as evil as pol pot
>>202293384He responded in the most predictably Irish way
>>202293360A lot of Dutch and Germans have blond hair though
im pretty good at phenotypes and the sortmost of you are normie faceblind irish diaspora who think bellingham is whitefucking irish diaspora idiots
>>202293434no you're not you deny the picts were Brythonic you are a fake
my favourite fitness smoothie? a mix of semen, urine, poop, aaaand... hmmm... mango.
>>202293424the original angles might have been pure scandinavian blondes but as they moved south and migrated they would have mixed with tribes like the franks and thurungi and become more continental then after their migration to britain they would have mixed with the natives by 600-700 ad they would have looked just like you. distinctly british face. brown hair. blue eyes. milky white skin. not like scandinavians.
>>202293459Him? Done.
The Irish are such redditors
wormsperm turnyou are cursed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwfdFCP3KYM
Ireland and Canada are reddit.America and Russia are 4chan.
>>202293459didn’t do that did i
>>202293463i quite like those mango weiss bars
>>202293483oh no.... worm sperm turn? rural Rorke's squirrel fur artwork first for third term turn worm sperm turn??
>>202293467>they would have looked just like youfuck off mate im viking diaspora
why is every woman born between 1988 and 1998 obsessed with harry potter
>>202293500i am nothing but a poo and cum slurping whore, anon. nothin' but a poo and cum slurpin' fucken' whore.
Wonder what British civilisation would be like if it was Gaelic based and not Angle based Probably more theocratic but more clan minded. Like a northern Spain.
>>202293494not who you thought thenused to be a Scottish freak who posted here who always claimed picts were actually just gaels, and his source was a single book written in the 1800s that was almost immediately debunkedtotal schizo who would defend that theory with his life even when presented with dozens of links to proof of him being wrong
>>202293474so true isnt it thoughamericans are an offshoot of irish redditorism
>>202293521oi look we got a fuckin anthropologist over here
>>202293360depends on what you call brown hair. light brown hair is indigenous, dark brown is foreign genetics can't be traced solely from large migrations, which is largely speculation the further back in time you go if you shag a roman slave or someone abroad historians arent going to pencil you in as a footnotered hair does not just magically appear in ireland either. central asians and israel both have a lot of red hair genes i.e not european. so your original point falls flat on its face
oi oi nah oi.... why does everyone call us gen Y-ers "millenials" now instead of gen Y. we used to be called gen Y.
>>202293506viking dna peaks at 25% in orkney you’re a briton-saxon mutt, ie an englishman a much greater volk than scandis btw >>202293524aye that’s asf mate likely the irish diaspora mong that’s got a weird fetish about irish-black relations too
thoughts on poop ?
don't call him harry pottercoz my name is h. piddy
>>202293544i've been referring to gen Y as "yoomers" on occasion and i get a fair bit of pushback when i do that, people really don't seem to appreciate it
>>202293429Yeah but he also introduced state mandated gfs
poopy poop poop! we love poop! hooray!!
>>202293548i slurp it! i see it, i slurp it up, it's as simple as that and a rat a tat tat!!!!!
>>202293547fuck off irish diaspora freak im viking go fuck yourself im VIKING OKAY
>>202293536my hair is brown, dark brown in the winter with a red tinge but goes dark blonde in the sun even in nordics blonde hair is a minority. It’s a reccesive gene. If someone with brown hair and a blonde shag it’s likely their kids will tend towards brown hair. Brown hair is different to black. It only really exists in Europe, western europe more specifically. It’s chestnut coloured hair.
heatherfreak has been here spamming for four hours straight without one break
>>202293577you are poop
*subserviently delivers a pooey gay blowjob*
>>202293544because it was predominantly used by boomers who used it derogatorily
boomers: 1946-1964xoomers: 1965-1980yoomers: 1981-1996zoomers: 1997-2012alphoomers: 2013-2028
>>202293577don’t know why you’d want to be viking when anglo saxons beat them and we’re far more historically successful
death cant come quick enough
I, Samuel, am Viking diaspora.The blood of conquerors and warriors is in my veins.
*cleans the absolutely filthy public toilet rim with me tongue*
Fucking hate that Matt Berry bloke
>>202293583is he the one that keeps going on about irish diaspora? i thought that was one of mousey's latest fixations
remember the simpsons movie when they went to alaska and homer tripped aff his nut
pay attention white pipoa black woman is speaking now
>>202293574>>202293544>>202293632>>202293588one might reply to these posts with "dire gimmick" if i knew any better
i'm a xillenial myselftoo young to be gen x, too old to be a faggy millenial
really want my gf to cut her hair short like a pixie cut or whatever it's calledi'm fucking gay aren't i lads
madness are getting back together
>>202293667OUR CANDY VANIN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET (AT NIGHT)
>>202293658*sucks the poo straight out of your bum*
>>202293665depends. as long as you don't kiss and have sex with her after she has the pixie cut it's not gay but if you do kiss or have sex with her it will be gay.
>>202293631Vikings lost to Saxons and Gaels though And Christianised Lost in all waysI know you’re a Fifer that claims he’s not Scottish but generically you’d either be an Anglicised Gael or a Saxon-Briton muttVikings hardly had any impact on the Scottish genome outside the Western Isles, which were the strongest Gaels and I know you pride yourself on not having any Gaelic heritage You’re not Viking. You’re a British Islander.
Liverpool
>>202293697is that lindsay lohan on the left
>>202293650and they showed a young boy's weiner
>>202293580>my hair is brown, dark brown in the winter with a red tinge but goes dark blonde in the sunyea, mine is similar. euro men also have darker hair than women, because as hunters hair worked as camo. light brown is the best color for camo in the forest, which is why deer and other animals evolved to have it >brown hair and a blonde shag it’s likely their kids will tend towards brown hairyes, and they have (dark) brown hair because someone's blond or blonde ancestor a long time ago shagged a foreigner and it still pops up you understand how recessive genetics work but you deny dominant foreign genes still showing in the modern day which is conclusive proof that the whole region is a bit mixedim sure you also know how welsh people look, and hopefully know what "Welsh" originally meant too
In college our professor of differential equations was this old Russian man. He was nice but that class was pretty hard.
Disorganised hebephrenic schizophrenia showing symptoms of schizophasia and fantastical paranoid delusions
>>202293697
what was your favourite teenage girl kid's show in the 00s lads? for me it was sabrina the teenage witch, still is if i'm honesthonourable mention to lizzie mcguire
>>202293650not a single person in the cinema laughed at any point during the entire showing when I watched that on release
>>202293705
make it stop
>>202293676naught boys in nasty schoolsedwards breaking all the rules
So how's that brexit thing going guys?
you're Irish you
>>202293761I had no idea france was just upper africa that broke off until earlier today
>>202293709Welsh is the Saxon word for foreigner Don’t really know what you mean, the Welsh have more EEF, ancient Neolithic mediterranid ancestry but even from the Bell Beaker Rhine dwellers, the more “Aryan” Scots, Irish and Northern English have predominately brown hair I get you’re saying the British Isles are a mix of Western and Northern European ancestry but all those peoples have predominantly being brown/dark haired, simply because genetically, pure blonde hair is a rare and recessive trait
SIR BORIS, FINEST SWORDSMAN IN THE WORLDAND HIS BROTHER, SIR MORRIS, NOT THE FINEST SWORDSMAN IN THE WORLD
>>202293729Cavegirl
>>202293729enjoyed tracey beaker and only realized how pozzed it was in hindsight
If I was born 70 years earlier I would've been put in a mental hospital for life, maybe given a lobotomy or electrocution therapy.Today I'm just left to suffer in poverty in the wild. You can get help unless you're actively committed suicide or murder.
Irish people love their BLM murals
>>202293813if you'd been born 70 years ago you likely wouldn't have become mentally ill
>>202293819You are poop
*swallows Pol Pot's semen*
Mad how heathermong is literally Irish diaspora himself
>>202293813I take it you're unemployed?I wonder how many women there are in their twenties and thirties with this existence or if it's mainly men
every town deserves a crazy german scientist who lives in a delaptiated house/lab on top of a hill with lightning constantly cracking over it
George Bush: oh ma gahd you cayn't do that, that's a turrrstme: haha :D hold on, Georgie, you turn's next silly billy :P
HorrorTerrorDreadAbyssGone
>>202290953>other 63%Is that why the muslim paki got elected mayor three times
>>202293852le walter white heisenberg
>>202293783That bad huh?
>>202293830Irish people are childlike in many ways
>>202293868eh?
>>202293865You love your Catholic Africans don't you?
>>202293883walter white is a germanic looking bloke a crazy mad scientist cooking meth
>>202293851Yes I'm unemployed. I have both physical and mental issues.Nobody would hire me and I'm entitled to PIP for being mentally and physically fucked.
i'm honestly not racist. i just don't like wizzlebops, dicklehefflers, and shennaflippershipeewizpoops
>>202293833>>202293853that's enough lad, getting a bit embarrassing now
There's as many Buddhists in the UK as Jews.There's twice as many Sikhs in the UK as Jews.Yet Jews are always the centre of attention and on TV. You very rarely see a British Sikh, and never a British Buddhist.
>>202293897When he grew a goatee and with his glasses he looked like Gordon Freeman from Half Life.
>>202293897your point being? i was thinking more of an archetypal mad scientist a la frankenstein
>>202293899What are your physical problems?
>>202293931fanciful shite british islanders are better at science look at the achievements of scotland alone
>>202293871You are poop
>>202293927never played half life even though it's been in my steam library for over a decade, does it hold up?
>>202293908*cleans my mouth with a serviette* s-sowwy *burp*
Respek. That's what it's all about
>>202293943NASA recruited a shitload of former nazi scientists after the war
>>202293953get it playedor at least watch a playthrough, those can be very comfy if it's a good player who doesn't have an annoying personality
Did this lads grandad get killed by the Ra or something What does he have against the Irish
>>202293961My dad met one of them. He worked with Werner von Braun. He said he was a really nice guy and super smart.
>>202293979Why are you posting pictures of little school children you absolute freak nonce
>>202293979Is the white boy Irish diaspora? Dark hair, pale skin, black friends, gormless look
don't understand why blacks want to live in places like britain or northern europe in generalthe sun is so weak that they can't absorb enough vitamin d from it and it makes them go mental
you can never have that poo unsucked by me out of your bum, remember that.
>>202293979that irish kid with his bwi'ish fwends innit aw bless
>>202294003answered your own question
>>202294003You are poop
>>202293918Sort it out
>>202294021Do you recognise him as one of your own (Irish)?
Look at any of the old posts from smartschoolboy9's Facebook pages. He's a hardcore Trump supporter just like 90% of /brit/ posters.
might watch ali g indahouse
>>202294031
>>202294041ya coz hes white if he was a darkie he'd be one of yours
QRD on the Irish diaspora schizo?
>>202294015money mate practically a mythical paradise the west when you grew up in african slums not knowing where your next meal would come from imagine you were living in a country with hardly any electricity and constant chaos when a few thousand miles away there are gleaming cities with iphones and planes and the most attractive people you’ve ever seen and a week pays there is more than you would make in a year we’re literally a futuristic civilisation to them
>>202294064just some schizo with a weird fixation, part and parcel for /brit/ really
>>202294064hates feniansunionist weird fetish about blacks shagging irish people typical proddy tbf. think he’s daft about the uvf and british army too. soon we’ll hang all those planter bastards chucky ar la.
>>202290845And they make fun of the diaspora for being more trad
Never heard the word "diaspora" in over 40 years of life on earth and suddenly I'm seeing it hundreds of times a day in this general.
>>202294111>over 40 sup diegs
>>202294070yeah that's the obvious answer but the tradeoff doesn't seem worth it to me, white countries may have higher living standards but still most people only have enough to barely survive, i'd rather be third world poor with my own people than first world poor with a bunch of strangers who hate me
Even poppy shagging British army lads don’t seethe about fenians as much as this bloke
Mad how women can have sex with and receive free drinks from at least a moderately attractive guy any time they want
slurpin' up a poo/cum smoothie
>>202294111must not be much of a student of history then if you've never heard that
i'm 29 and my best mate from toil is 45, wonder if that's considered weird, probably a little bit
>>202294111I doubt that word is used even 20 times a day on the entire board
>>202294131don’t think you would it’s easy to say that when you live in a first world country never having to worry about your 3 meals a day, your big always warm house and your social life of getting drunk every weekend they live in poverty and often can’t afford food and are at the mercy of local gangs or corrupt police and government they don’t care about their “people” and just want to do good by their family and give them money to live like royalty with the money they got from cleaning toilets in cheadledon’t want them here at all but can understand their desperation to get to the west
>>202294179When it comes to work friends age doesn't really matter that much
where are all the women of /brit/reveal yourselvesdon't mean pics or anything just like reply to this post I you actually exist
>>202293918>Yet Jews are always the centre of attention and on TV.What universe do you live in? I have literally never seen a reference to Jewish culture or identity on British television.
hmmmfinkin bout what the probability isthat if i reincarnate when i die i reincarnate into a life i would want
>>202294179age just becomes a number after like 25 honestly
i'm sorry. i'm a slut. i cannot help it. ess ell yoo tee. coom drips from my gaping bussy.
>>202294225Clearly lying or you never watch TV
>>202294228imagine reincarnating into a slugone of the worst consciousness to incarnate into imo
>>202294220Why would any female person ever post on /brit/?This general is home to various schizos, rampant incel rhetoric, fetish spamming, cuckshit, and general inane nonsense.Why do you think any woman would ever dare to set foot in here for more than 5 seconds? This general is a fucking disgrace to humanity.
>>202294228I also think about his daily Many times a day
>>202294256there’s literal murderers, pedophiles and muslims out there don’t think a few aspergic 20 something lads posting about poo and bradley walsh is that bad
>>202294245Name 5 (five) references to Jewish culture on British TV in the past 5 years.
>>202294228well religions that have reincarnation usually hold that being a good person will mean you get born under better circumstances in your next lifethat means any time you see a spacker or really ugly person then they deserve it because they were probably a nonce or something in their past life
>>202294256lots of women like posting about that shit tooin old internet days edgy and extreme forums used to be like 40% or 50% women
>>202294256ive met many f'oids on here
Don’t get why Islam exists They should be under the white Christian man’s boot
>>202294269The likes of Heathermong and Spainnonce are legitimately 100x morally worse than any pedophile or terrorist you read about in the news. I'm not joking
>>202294275not playing your games freak
>>202294256you know women have actually posted here in the past right
>>202294282/brit/ isn't "edgy" it's just fucking disgusting. Why do you want to read 100+ posts about the size of black penises or how "peng" schoolgirls legs are? That is literally all /brit/ is in 2024
>>202294304No they aren’t They are little specky mongs that stutter and shite themselves when ordering at Maccies They are no threat and sit and post their weird fetishes behind their 2013 laptops on a Sunday night
>>202294275homosexuality is all over British tv
Reckon there's many trans people on /brit/
>>202294299kinda wish the abrahamic religions had never taken off and every ethnic group just stuck with their native pagan faiths to this day, it would make the world more interesting, christianity and islam are vehicles for globohomo
>>202294256not sure why you'd say that honestly
*surreptitiously googles if my thinkpad model was released in 2013*
>>202294332We're all a bit trans in some ways
[Intro]Diego posts his Friday bestToilmong's tired, he needs a restThe cucks are playing up downstairsJanny's sighing in her sleepRapelad's got a date to keep, he can't hang around[Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our[Verse]Our thread, it has a crowdThere's always something happening and it's usually quite loudOur janny, she's so mouse-proudNothing ever slows her down and a tantrum is not allowed[Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of ourOur mouse, in the middle of our thread(Something tells you that you've got to move away from it)Our mouse, in the middle of our[Verse]Wagie gets up late for toilToby has to post the mice, then he scurries off to /cum/Sees them off with a small banHe's the one they're going to miss in lots of ways[Instrumental Break][Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our[Bridge]I remember way back then, when everything was true and whenWe would have such a very good time, such a fine time, such a happy timeAnd I remember how we'd post, simply waste the day awayThen we'd say nothing would come between us, two shitposters[Pre-Chorus]Diego posts his Friday bestToilmong's tired, he needs a restThe cucks are playing up downstairsJanny's sighing in her sleepRapelads got a date to keep, he can't hang around[Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our[Outro]Our mouse, was our schizo and our creepOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, that was plaguing this shitheapOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse
>>202294299Islam your mum's cunt
>>202294332I don't think so, /brit/ would be unironically better off if it got invaded by trannies. At least trans people have better banter and a sense of humour. That's superior to Heathermong spamming 100+ posts about how much he loves black mens willies for hours on end
omg my bussy is actually so sore i'm not even joking. took an absolute pounding.
>>202294342HOLYYYYYY SHITTTTCODY THEY JUST HIT THE FUCKIN SECOND TOWER MANEWERE UNDER FRIGGIN ATTACK WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
I have never made love to a woman lads
>>202294347you CANNOT post the mice!
>>202294332I'm one
>>202294370unlucky lad
I DIDN'T FAIL THE MISSIONI NEVER FAILED THE MISSION
kin ell these opioids hit me like a freight train, feeling proper monged
>>202294347TOBYPOST THE MICETOBY TOBYPOST THE MICE!
>>202294404lucky feckerwhat opoids where ye get them
get the trannies wanked offget them on hormone blockersget them on NHS fast tracks
>>202294404Have you considered seeing a therapist instead of using drugs to escape reality
>>202294422>>202294422>>202294422
>>202294404>>202294431Have you considered stopping being Australian? Jesus fucking christ.
>>202294423prefer not to say>>202294431i can't afford therapy, not good therapy anyway
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