Morgan Plus 8 edition
Roy "Chubby" Brown
soiled myself :(
By posting in this thread you accept that m0nkey m00n is the GOAT
a fist sized ball of dick cheese. take a bite... nice.
>>202290356ah unlucky
>>202290356proof?
mongs will tell you it's wrong to shag this when she clearly wants it
any ex-slow readers in? whats your secret
>>202290329early
when is pop the balloon coming to ITV2 need it on there already
Irish esports player
2 hours to go on my /v/ ban haha
might purchase a Toyota Corolla
might buy a vauxhall
>>202290447bbc lungemeat
baffling thread
>>202290447look at him go
leftypol staring at dog cox again
nearly shat me kecks just then but now i dont need it
Needs updating this
46 Countries have more than 3 children on average0 in Europe0 in North & Central America0 in South America1 in Oceania6 in Asia39 in Africamadness
The A/C broke downLuckily I'm not British so I wont die at 80°F
>>202290549goodtoo many people on this planet as it is
>>202290402The only way to get better at reading is to keep reading
off to bed
having a clandestine meeting with several other high ranking officials to try to get this little scoundrel wrongfully convicted so he can stop being a threat to our leadership by making us look bad.
>>202290570fuck sakes believable but it takes me ages
>>202290397tickslyme disease
Running around in my real cool heeled footwear with my uniform, you lads want owt?
the only way to get better at sneeding is to keep feeding
>>202290397someone posted a webm of a guy shagging a deer the other month
>>202290624diarrhea-ing into a wine glass, drinking it... nice
>>202290549
>>202290624bookbag & lunchbox ta x
>>202290611but enough about Londoners
>>202290624fuck off smartschoolboy9 you vile nonce
What's fun to do on the internet on your phone for free?
>>202290625Bro's afflicted with yellowfever
>>202290670watch gay porn
lah di dee, lah di daa
>>202290670search big chebs just absolutely massive ones
>>202290670free puzzles
>>202290697life goes on YEEAHH.
>>202290670read manga
>>202290670post with the lads on /brit/
>>202290714sah dude
>>202290670research suicide methods
Ireland
>>202290637do you happen to know the date and time of said thread perchance
>>202290670porn
Irish diaspora getting vocal
>>202290729hi
powerful.........
odds succession rewatchevens sopranos rewatch
>>202290753quiet you
>>202290670puzzles and chess games and stuff like that i don't use my phone much
wonder if it's still a thing for kids to sit on a stranger's lap that's dressed as santa when christmas comes aroundreally weird custom now that i think about it
>>202290770why? you looking for job opportunities?
>>202290755mentle how we had no room for these cause we were filled up with the other ones but now were getting more of the other ones anyway
I turned myself into a lemon, Morty!!!
>>202290731This post is a request for illegal bestiality porn and could result in a prison sentence for the poster That's if our police weren't incompetent and our prisons weren't fullAnyway, animal abusers deserve death.
>>202290770Literally nothing wrong with that
How old is the oldest bird you've shagged? For me it's 67.
so boredso fed upso broken
>>202290785dunno i just thought about that movie bad santa and it popped into my head
okay you lot are being PROPER freaks right nowi'm off
>>202290814412
>>202290794you don't know what I wanted to do with it, I could be reporting it to the police (i wasn't)
>>202290818aw fuckin lighten up mate
>>202290814Never shagged
>>202290730some of these things are strange honestly who is this for?
>>20229081418
>>202290834all right........ wahey!
>>20229081416
L M A Oi heard your gov. released n world humans and pakis out of prison that started to rape and kill again 1 day after being free just to put bong boomers into prison that wrote "i dont like immigrants" wtf is this really true ?The UK is even worse than Germoney
>>202290842he said oldest not youngest
>>202290836Liberal Dubliners trying to act relevant and self righteous Happened over every big Western city in the mass psychosis that was 2020
>>202290842
i will find myself a cityfind myself a cityto live in
>>202290848Yes this is basically true
>>202290863Breándan Breathnach
>>202290848hallo
I havent been on twitter in so longFeels fucking weirdBut i feel like im home
Had a friend who was from one of those countries where the legal age is 14
>>202290863the chased
>>202290924one wife? he's cheated a bunch for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yklE9-6s1eo
>>202290916There's Arab countries with no minimum age of consent Guess you could just say they're nonce countries , it's sick
Might move to an Arab country
>>202290910just never used twitter, never got it. remember when it was new and that was so fucking long ago I was on facebook, and I just thought, isn't this just facebook but stripped down entirely to status updates?
These 4 men have never met before but by working as a team they have a chance to down a British helicopter But there’s just one thing standing in their way The SASThe Troubles are on
>>202290924didn't actually know he used to be a footballerpretty grim to have your ankle completely done in at 22 and be forced to retire but I guess it worked out for him in the end
wagwan me brudas let me your ands in di air! All ganja smokas let me see your ands in di air!!!
>>202290924a twatford man
Mental how creepy the US commercial for Silent Hill 2 was. I have a vague memory of seeing this as a very young lad in between episodes of Malcolm in the Middle. So excited for that remake next month bros. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X87AkUOOTGs
>>202290972
>>202290982pussyclart
>>202291005too right mate too bloody rightSilent Hill 2 is propa kino
>>202290982
Going to go on the chase and when Bradders asks me what i get up to in my free time i’m going to tell him I post images of him laughing on an anonymous image board to posts about people getting murdered or dying in horrific accidents
>>202291039
catyank is such a goofball XD
>>202290970Honestly twitter is by far the best in terms of engagement. Facebook is for boomers who have friends and family and gay stuff
>>202291039screaming
>>202291030For as terribly as Will cares about his image and body language and all that, down to how he runs in his movies, always saying how important it is to look masculine with every movement, he slapped in such an awkward way.
>people getting murdered or dying in horrific accidents
>>202291030Over 2 years ago thatMenthol in all honesty
You ever watched one of those game shows such as The Chase and found yourself getting about 80% of the answers right? How do I get on there?
>>202291059
>>202291039.
Homosexuality = PaedophiliaUnironically being trans is far less bad than being gay, and Muslims/Asians/Chinese etc have realised this from ancient times to the present day.Being trans is either schizophrenia, body dysmorphia, or a crossdressing fetish. Sad and gross but people can do what they want.Meanwhile homosexuality is literally just a form of paedophilia.For some reason retarded westerners have inverted reality and believe being trans is worse than being gay. They are extremely retarded.
Doing a pooAlready done one today this is just excessive
>>202291127sadly walsh
>Pedestrian in his 60s dies after being hit by police vehicle in Nuneaton
>>202291116You sign up for auditions and they pick you based on everything except trivia knowledge
>>202291148Hope you die
>>202291129not quite british culture this
>>202291153so do I
>>202291153>>202291170
>>202291116youre not interestingyou dont have a job
This needs to be fixed
>hope you die
>>202291150yeah it's known they try to get people to win or lose by catering to their knowledge base
>>202291207who the fuck actually enjoys the chase?
>>202291215ktim
WHY ARE THE BAMES RESISTING OUR WOKENESSTHEYRE BRAINWASHED BY WHITE RACISTS
>>202291215easysend women back to the kitchen and stop tailoring education programs in favor of the female brain
>>202291229most of the public out of all my normie friends and family the only game show they can watch and actually enjoy is the chase it’s by far the most popular game show, and probably the most popular tv show in the entire country
>>202291229*raises paw*
>>202291215Why did the government spend decades trying to get women to work? Did they just assume the men would keep working when women are doing those jobs now?
>>202291249She was med/arabid not negrid
>>202291215just clamp down on retardation in schools and provide actual mental health support for people who need it instead of it just existing to tick a box on a checklist
>>20229081440s
watching the telly
>>202291230got the same baldness as karl, with the V shape widow's peak outline on the foreheadmy head's not perfectly spherical though
>>202291283
Did you know every single Palestinian group fighting to end the genocide/apartheid/occupation/colonisation is outlawed as a terrorist group in the UK and it's illegal to show any support for them? Even for groups that are merely secular or leftist and not jihadis, despite that according the UN these groups aren't terrorists and are legally entitled to fight against the Israeli state.
>>202291289>bald
>>202291148
How are the Russian Army doing?
>>202291311
>>202291297
what is it like 1000 ukrainians or something are casualty every daywhats all taht abouthow are they all getting hurt
>>202291339bad borscht cause tummy upset :(
Listening to a 1930s song called negro blues sang by a white personhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyf5LxgtG9c
>>202291264Yep. They genuinely thought if they gave all the good jobs to women then men would toil for nothing. No wife, no family, no house, no prospects. Cars, cigarettes, drinking all cracked down on leaving men nothing to help them cope. They took everything from men and have the nerve to do a shocked pikachu when men drop out from participating in society.
>>202291339Mental how so many people die every day and it doesn't feel like it even happened, like nothing is different
chuckled
I am in severe physical pain every moment of my life for years now without any effective tratmentand I believe it's turned me into a schizo So I do apologise if you find any of my posts to be nonsensical or irritating, but there's is nothing I can do about it.
>>202291385Really? Because to me every deaths on this planet/country means that brown people just became a larger majority worldwide and its pretty evident in a number of ways.
>>202291395Where's the pain coming from?
BVSED
If you care primarily about skin tone rather than the fact billionaires control everything and billions of ordinary people suffer in poverty while global wealth redistribution could fix it in a moment then I'm sorry but you are a mentally retarded brainwashed lost cause and should just die already
>>202291449Demons probably
>>202291461>give billions of retards money>they spend it all and are poor again alright commiemong
>>202291498Not how it works
x.com/alx/status/1835449215968837914SCRUBBED
>>202291461Irish diaspora always say thisThat it's the fault of billionaires and brown people are just sound
Mental how Britain beat Germany in WW2
>>202291461>ummm guys what about the rich peopleive seen this ploy used time and time againno im not becoming an anti racist anti rich people cuck because of the woke
Might catch a minstrel show at the local theatre.
>>202291498>>202291525>>202291530Le billionaires dindu nuffin!! They deserve their wealth!! All poor people should suffer and die! I love capitalism!!!
>>202291525don’t know what you’ve got against the irish my ancestors are irish and i’m racist not to mention the irish are probably the most anti migrant nation in western europe
>>202291525heathermong trvkegenuinely see no reason why i must compromise between kicking out the rich people or kicking out the browns
It's mad ladsThis "The Bear" is snatching all the awards yet everyone I speak to who's seen it says it's horseshit.
Why do billionaires want more brown people in the West?
>>202291562the simulation is breakingeverything is complete bullshitonly boomers hold on to the idea that things are just fine
>>202291551>All poor people should suffer and die!ktiwis (kek this is what i say)
I hate this bank.
This guy's a billionaire>Irish diaspora: silence
>>>/s/22000612we're all in here
>>202291539alri 1910s lad
If you put your penis in a lady and it makes that farting sound when you enter the vagina, that means she's enjoying it.t. knower
>>202291625Ah yes Stephen Steinlight
>>202291645no, we're in here >>>/s/22057432
Never get why rightoids are so quick to defend literally billionaires who don't care if you die in an industrial accident for one of their companies, but simultaneously hold a burning hatred for people they've never met just for being slightly more tanned than themselves
>>202291665all it means is that there was an air pocket actually
>>202291562Its alright but not worthy of the excessive praise it's received.
>>202291692if you tax the billionaires it actually hurts them as well because of trickle down economics or because they're going to be billionaires one day too or something
>>202291692Irish diaspora
>>202291695they like the air pocket turns them on
never get why leftoids post strawman arguments as if they're intelligent probably just spaintard bait anyway
>>202291562>>202291700
>>202291625bros
implying hating people you've never met is foolish but then telling me to hate billionaires who i also have never met....?
>>202291719
>>202291562I watched it and it's not a comedy. I don't know why they keep calling it a comedy and then giving it emmys.
>>202291718They literally believe they took will one day be a billionaire if only they keep voting for hyper capitalist/ fascist policies that reduce their own rights and social support
dont care if ive never met a brown personive never met a girl either and i know theyre all the same toosimple genetics
>>202291744It's just Irish logicThey wish the live in a multiracial communist utopia
>>202291768for a simple mind
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_đồng
when i go to the atm at night i'm not looking over my shoulder for billionaires, i'm looking out for nonwhites
>>202291758its an old studio trick for rigging. you put a show or movie in a category with weak competition so that your show has better chances
On the subject of genetic predispositions...
>>202291777>t. simple minded irish diaspora
>>202291778https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_massacre
think i might rewatch 30 rock
Irish diaspora wants to steal billionaire's money and redistribute it among his Jamaican mates. Then they stab him and take his share
>>202291804the whiter irishman seems to have written an essay on his sign. that's a rookie protestor move
>>202291835
>>202291829hope you have it downloaded or dvds because they deleted episodes off streaming
>>202291827this was the redpill i needed wheh i was a wee ladnever trust a y*nk
Right wing = low IQ Left wing = high IQNothing more needs to be said. You are wrong, and will die retarded trying to lick the shit off the boots of billionaires while seething at your fellow workers for being brown.
The Irish believe in living side-by-side with the blacks
>>202291903why are you so obsessed with this?
Put those cunts in a fucking spliff
>>202291903That looks like Liverpool
>>202291893you're just farming (you)s in a very lazy way
>>202291940eat my arse retarded yank
>>202291870how's this for a r*dpillhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Brice%27s_Day_massacre
morning lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtHvetGnOdM
>>202291966go to sleep spainigger
all of a sudden leftypol is eager to discuss IQ...?
>>202292006uh oh, the retarded schizo yank just did a hecking racism on my /brit/!!!
The first thing Irish diaspora did on arriving in New York was go to the black neighbourhood to rent a room, whereas immigrants from England, Germany and Scandinavia sought accommodation in white areas
Trump is a GODYou cant kill a GODHow can you kill a GOD?
>>202292040Please die
how do I get out of this horrendous cycle lads>middle of the night (now)wide awake>noon sleepy and want to fall asleepit makes time move by so quicklyI can't escape it
>>202292028Irish immigrants famously clashed and fought with African Americans
They called them Murphies back in the day
>>202292006>>202291940You've only gone and done him and all. Well in my son.
Irish minds are built this way
>literally 1 black family on my road>smoke alarm goes off every 30 seconds and they refuse to do anything about it>currently blasting drill music think I understand white flight now
how do i fix incel chin?
I need to learn to control my emotions and hold a heart full of love despite being surrounded by a world of mostly evil morons
>>202291866all the blackface stuff? think there were maybe two episodes total with that
>>202292055KTIMThought it would get better as I aged but it's only gotten worse. I wake up, brush my teeth, do a poo, then go sleep on the sofa for an hour or two
Mental how Caddicarus fell off so hard
righto lads, a few posters told me /brit/ had gone to the dogs earlier and to come back after a few hours - everything all good now?
>>202291973how's it going champion
>>202292154obscene
>>202292160all in bed nownight night bruciepops x
>>202292190nigh-night mate
Irish Americans look like this now
>>202292150https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calgacusmy ancestor :)
I hate paedophiles so much
Any orally fixated man in
dont understand women converting to hardcore islam
Then two time Absolute mad man
>>202292028>>202292058https://irish-us.org/events/graham-hodges-phd-desirable-companions-and-lovers-irish-and-african-americans-19th-century-new-york
mad how many drug dealers in the UK are pakistani
The bab n chips order. Been looking forward to this all day
Turns out smartschoolboy9 has been doing his shit for maybe 20+ yearsDavid Firth, creator of Salad Fingers (if you're aged like 27-35 you'll know what that is) said he some him in public back when he was a kid. Back then the paedo lived in Doncaster but was apparently chased out of town.Furthermore, apparently his antics have been known about in his local area of London for years without anyone reporting it to the police.Scarier still is I can't find any articles claiming he's been caught yet.
>In the census of 1850, the term mulatto appears for the first time due primarily to inter-marriage between Irish and African Americans.https://sites.pitt.edu/~hirtle/uujec/white.html#:~:text=In%20the%20early%20years%20of,between%20Irish%20and%20African%20Americans.
>>202292324get in lad>>202292336literally heard about this for the first time earlier and saw that david firth had replied to some redditor about it so now i'm interested cos i love david firth
>>202292300Nobody cares fuck off to >>>/pol/ annoying cultist twat
>>202292324unhealthy that
chilly but sweating like mad cant sleep like this
>>202292371Did you see the documentary? It's about 30 minutes long but covers most of it.
>>202292389I don't get much takeaway any more so it's fineI'm in good shape
I have learned the power of understatement.If you understate things in the right way, it makes the other person come to the real conclusion themselves and then they agree with you more strongly than if you just said what you really mean.I'm becoming a kind of sorcerer I think.
>>202292418Good lad. Cancel that slop
absolutely mad how an american patriot that served their country rots in the streets while a haitian illegal that came in gets free housing, food, a job and a pretty white girlfriend for nothing
>>202292336its all very disturbing
>>202292441You just had to sneak in that last one didn't you. You really are a sick and deranged little creep aren't you
>>202292441evil post
>>202292401yeah i watched it after, to be honest it didn't shit me up much having spent a decade on this website but it was still pretty weird that he actually does all thatwas trying to think how someone like that's mind works but couldn't really
>>202292441its all very disturbing
i get social anxiety talking to chatgpt
>>202292433No it's me treat! I legit have been thinking about kebab for like two weeks and all day today I've had my heart set on it. Every other sloptype I can go without but I think about doner n chips all the time
if anglos love liberalism and liberal values so much then why do they hate private property rights so much?they are the ones who invented the following:zoning - you cant use your land however you see fit(this is regardless of the impact of your use, they use it to enforce cosmetic rules!)mandatory vehicle retirement programs - you are required by law to destroy your own property!compulsory gun buyback - same story as the previous one!rent control - might as well handover my land to the local government, ironically comes about due to zoning laws causing reduction in supply!
>Aye? That spoider the size of New South Wales under me desk? He's not even facken venomis' cunt!
>>202292441ehive seen vids of immigrants hate their shitty run down housing in colorado that they still pay a decent amount for and wish they never came also think the weird cuck thing at the end of the post was unnecessary. africans here (proper ones) are thought of as weird purple ass niggas
>>202292502Uhhh not sure. Are you hungry? I have some bacon here.
>>202292474for me its his physical appearance that adds a layer of unique depravity
I feel embarrassed if I go out and there's maybe some dirt on my clothes or if my hair is a bit greasyMeanwhile this obese 60 year old man walks around public in a little girl or boys's school outfit, gothic white foundation, bright red lipstick, and high heels whilst skipping and chasing children and feels no shame or fear at all
>>202292528yeah by does all that i meant dresses up like that and does the makeup and shit. i assume the face is a mask
>>202292502modern UK is a tyrannical state
>>202292542OK then do you want a medal
you humans are all racist
>>202292502Can't answer since I'm not a liberal myself, I'm a socialist That said I'd rather live in a liberal country than one where I can get life in prison or be stoned to death for criticising the government on twitter or for asking if women can have basic human rights
ISIS....back when jihadists had style. They did proper shitposting, they did
>>202292569alri Irish diaspora
will you fuckers please take the rat pedo back so he stops flooding /cum/ please and thank you.
>>202292553Yeah would be nice
im a gooner
>>202292598Do you want a medal?
>>202292566is it autistic compulsion that makes you post all this shit nobody cares about or is it some need to feel like you're redpilling people/influencing something for once in your worthless life?
>>202292571ew commie!!also, i dont really care about those things that much, just seemed surprising since liberal states cant shut up about freedumbs for homo gay sex, trannies and liberal values.
>>202292515i have a nigerian friend who told me how his cousin snuck into the us through the border and two weeks later had an absolutely drop dead gorgeous midwestern gf, even showed me pics
Starmer needs to call a general election NOW!!!!
>>202292592if you'll take heathermong
Brits, wtf happenes there? A mentally ill schizo killed his family because they didn't make the right choices in a game and what's worse is that it's a Telltale Game, where choices don't matter. Talking about The Walking Dead will never be the same in the UK, innit? >>>/v/688897504
im gonna cum
Mental how my grandpa will just open the bathroom door without knocking when he's at my house. There must be some innate boomer mentality that exists here, no?
Okay Rorke, let me understand your head a little better In your opinion >Which is the most right wing country on Earth today?>Which is the most left wing country on Earth today?>Which is the most liberal country on Earth today?
>>202292621>my Nigerian friendtake it you must be Irish diaspora then
>>202292621nigerians are chads (or tyrones whatever) so i believe it but haitians and other africans arent really that ive known plenty of spergy africans, they are way different from blacks here because they are unmixed and culturally way off
>>202290322 >>202290322 >>202290322 >>202290322
