the new 'dish
Cool fact about my brain Basically when I was in the womb I had a stroke which caused a piece of my brain to be missing and just be a liquid sack if I’m saying that correctly. So basically I wasn’t suppose to be able to walk talk run jump or anything like that usually people with this are in wheelchairs with breathing tubes the doctors consider me a miracle because they don’t know how or why my brain rewired itself. A cool fact I thought I would share here’s an image of my brain mri. Also I use to run and I was actually really fast and everyone was shocked because I wasn’t suppose to be able to even run.
Scotland will be free.
>>202296069It shows Irish imbecility
German faces are more aesthetically pleasing than Irish faces.
Gaelic victory impending God bless the Fenians
>>202296108
>>202296076baffling that people like that can't see the wood for the trees
>>202296138
>>202296132you have one half irish grandparentyou were born in chesteryoure middle classcowboys and indians playtime is overgrow up
sick of schizos and their early news
I am full.
>>202296141>peopleshe's Irish diaspora lefty
>>202296092bluds got an ariel wash pod in his head
>>202296161i’m not spaino mate i’m a pure irish catholic gaelic speaking grandparentsi love the ira and we will win in ulster. we already have. You’re finished. Done.
>>202296092most neurologically developed /brit/poster
>>202296138strewth
>>202296092irish have a potato shaped hole in their brain
might drive to maccies in my pyjamas and get a sosij mcmuffer
average tier in Germany is prettier than supermodel tier in Ireland
/brit/ is utterly unusable tonight, but that’s been the goal all along. The race cuck shit is all from a discord raid, a concerted effort to disrupt to general. The Belgian and this “heathermong” are all in on it.
>>202296176uh-oh, you can tell she's getting exercised. channelling bernadette devlin
>>202296219>The Belgian and this “heathermong” are all in on it.You see thats how i know youre Spainnonce.Or just a retarded yank but im giving the yanks the benefit of the doubt
>>202296219What’s weird is that the gay porn in the last thread was deleted, but the guy spamming the Irish stuff wasn’t banned.
>>202296215screaming
>>202296215>where's the cheese, gromit?
fucked it didnt i
Live your fantasy in Haugesund, Norge.
got any emeralds
>>202296269>>202296311
The only /brit/ I have ever met in my entire life was a lady working behind the meat counter at the local super market.
>>202296214she is clearly not "average tier"
>>202296334was she good craic
my area had a 19 year old MP oncethis wasn't in ye olden times either it was like 2009
taking shrooms and going to tír naNog
>>202296269>>202296311pahahaha
>>202296364alri gramps
>>202296342Don't know what that means, by the way, that post was invitation for /brit/s to share their stories of Yanks they have met before.
I'm starting to look kind of old around my eye area. The skin around my eye sockets is starting to get that aged look a little bit.
>>202296410
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*charges at you with a spear*
>>202296423*LOOKS AT YOU*
>>202296458abo hands typed this
Got to stop wanking really Sitting there in my wee room rubbing my willy to imagined scenarios in my head Vile behaviour As a Catholic, God won’t be too happy with me Fucking disgusting. I’m a stupid cunt. Vile runt chasing pleasure of the flesh.
>>202296514well that's rather racist...*impales you*
>>202296556
>>202296540lmao omds
wonder if dogs would be as happy as they are if they know they only live like 10-15 years and their owner will forget all about them and probably get a new dog when they're gone
>That's funny it didn't dial out to 911 it was trying to reach a private number >Is it a problem? >*laughs* no I'm done he-ACK
>>202296551just repent on your death bed
>>202296596don’t think they have the consciousness to understand the concept of “years” or “owners”
>>202296609exactly but what if they did
sitting in my boring ass lecture posting on /brit/ because im sitting in the back of the classroom and no one can see my laptop screen
>>202296630they'd probably make the most of life and fetch even bigger sticks
whenever a brown person commits a crime, the news articles about them will edit their photo so their skin looks whiter, FACT
>>202296092you stole that image and made that up however
Love it when cute Japanese women visit your country's pride and joy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS2FiJbe1mw
>>202296554aaaaaaaaaa!*lying on the ground dying* now... d-do the s-same to all the i-indians there...*dies*
>>202296603ahh, master thief Dunnhier taken down in his prime...
>>202296596i still remember the cat i had when i was 10 who died at 2 years old
*be's a cum n poo slurpin' fucken' whore*
>>202296682bravo nolan
>>202296458*casually takes out a revolver and shoots you like indiana jones*
have a hinge date next weekfound her instagram and she unironically seems like the perfect angelic normie, not too many followers and posts of her hiking with wholesome captions and shithow do I conceal the fact that I'm an autistic freak who does things like post on /brit/ when I meet her
>>202296701*casually takes out a revolver and shoots you like indiana jones*
>>202296603who was Ewan Yafrenzaded?
>>202296730*casually takes out a revolver and shoots you like indiana jones*
*reees at all the normies*
>A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HAIERGANAmazing that CIA knew the Haiergan family was renowned for treachery
>>202296716>>202296734you belong in the nuthouse mate. the looney bin. somewhere with a rubber room where you no longer pose a danger to yourself and others
*scuttles away cackling*
>>202296540
THE FLIGHT PLAN I FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME, MY MENHIR, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
hows the men'ul helf goin lads?
Just sneezed 10 times in a row
>>202296900balegdah
AA-HEMM. I SAID, BE'S A CUM 'N' POO SLURPIN' FUCKEN WHORE!
Imagine what her braps smell like.
*licks all 14 toilets clean in a public toilet, the rims all now perfectly sparkling clean, my mouth now filled with crusty wee and poo smears*
>>202296786wonder if this scene was playing when james holmes shot up that theatre
>>202296886my sides
>>202296900awful
>>202296458*sekiro parry you**step on your spear and slash you in the throat*
>>202296939wonder what her shit tastes like...
>>202296939wonder what her piss tastes like...
the only reason i exist is because king george III was in a good mood because he miraculously recovered from an illness and decided to lessen the sentence for thievery from execution to deportation to australia
>>202297006alri abonice headcanon
>>202297019fuck off heatherlad
>>202296980>>202296977>>202296974>>202296940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TbbvXK5QS8
obamna
>>202297028not him x
i'm a cuntstralian
theres only like 100,000 australians in the world and theyre all posting online 24/7
>>202297096What was that then spaedo, a 1 hour nap?
>>202297087australia has a population of about 26 million (would say only about 15-20 million are actual australians though)
>>202297102>actual australiansLooks like you need reeducating. Are those covid concentration camps still up?
>>2022971006 hours for mealso not who you think i am obviously
>>202297114fuck off heatherlad
apartheid is based when white people do it, but not when jews do it
>also not who you think i am obviously
if I may?
>>202297123not him but i admire his work
The prospective cop
>>202297159oh ITS that guy
Shrek the Third is the 3rd best Sherk movie
>>202297200shrek became more popular than it had any right to be
if anyone needs me I'll be in the corner over there weeping
favourite sacha baron cohen character?
>>202296092i know this is a fraudulent post but it got me thinkingpeople really don't realise how adaptable the brain is and how ostensibly unimportant it can sometimes be for regular functioning.there was a case of an honor student who literally didn't have a pre-frontal cortex, just a brain stem and a bunch of fluid. they only found out after she was involved in a car accident and needed a brain scan
>>202297256the weird foreign guy
>>202297232are australians really detached from conventionally good things so anything that isnt shagging kangaroons is seen as meh?
>>202297273borat, bruno, or aladeen?
>>202296730you're fucked she will smell it on you sooner or later
>>202297293tits
>>202297300I was making a point that all his characters are just weird foreign guys
thats my new name for aussies, kangatroons
really like the term antipodean
remember when computers used to have speakers at either side of them that were about the size of a shoe
>>202297355i literally have this setup right now LMAO
>>202297378got a CRT monitor made of yellowed white plastic as well you archaic bastard?
need to do my hair and teeth
>>202297402i have an IPS monitor, im not a barbarian for christs sake.
screencap this post. the Israelis will blow up Lebanon in October as a three birds in one stone play: hurt Kamala's chances of getting in, taking out Hezbollah, and extending the war so Netanyahu gets to be pm forever and avoid the criminal charges that await him once he loses power. ive never had a stronger gut feeling about anything in my life, it'll happen. just watch
>>202297421does one of your speakers have a hole at the bottom that you sometimes stick your finger into when you're bored?
>>202297427alri quasimodo
>>202297439not that old
>>202297427*casually takes out a revolver and shoots you like indiana jones*
>>202297439>a hole at the bottom that you sometimes stick your finger into when you're boredlike your mum lmao
More of a semimodo man myself.
>>202297458fun fact: that scene where that rasheed pulled out a scimitar and indy just shot him was originally supposed to be a proper fight scene but harrison ford had the squits so he just convinced the director to skip it and have him shoot the rasheed insteadyou probably already know this tbf it's a pretty common bit of trivia
hate it when you put your quasimodo in automodo by accident
>>202296542He had a sks and hung up two kevlar plates to cover him while he tried to assassinate the President.
>>202297472Irish physiognomy
heatherGOD has returned
>>202296596>and their owner will forget all about themThis never happens. Are you such a soulless subhuman that this applies to you?
>>202296691that must be genuinely traumatic
>>202297516well i don't mean completely forget them, but it's not the sort of thing you're still crying about years later unless you're a girl
>>202297510you are the biggest loser on 4chan
wat
>>202297483I did already knew that but thank you anyway x
the closest thing to loss of a loved one ive ever experienced in my entire life is my nan's cat who was quite old despite being very fati am very unready for expected or unexpected deaths of family members
People propagandized by British and American intelligence.
>>202297532Well that applies to humans too, are you still crying over dead family members from years ago? Rip nana never forget 2004
>>202297534Seething diasp
no more booze for megoing to be a good boy until christmas and lose lots of weight
>>202297550do we have any videos of what happened >>202297534that would be you
>>202297556feel like we're caught somewhere between two extremes in this conversation and i really don't feel like reclarifying my positiongood day sir
>>202297293
>To help boost savings, the IFS said the government should consider increasing the age range for auto-enrolment to 16 to 75 years, while also making it mandatory for employers to contribute 3% of total pay to a workers pension even if they have opted out of making contributions themselves.>It also recommended that current default contribution should be increased for some earners, suggesting there should be a 12% default contribution for those earning above £35,000, with the extra paid by the employeeGet fucked, I only earn 30k but I'm not paying more than 5% in.
>>202297556>are you still crying over dead family members from years agoSometimes x
the whole kit n' kaboodle
>>202296076>Fogarty
>>202297565Only verbal accounts because President Trump was golfing with one friend of his and when the shots started they ran towards him and covered him.Then Secret Service testimony and FBI later.
>>202297570would much rather have a flat gfless of a burden isnt it
>>202297570
leftypol getting a cat and naming it chairman meow
>>202297550should have to pass a sanity test before gaining political party membership
why are people so inept at shooting one presidentthat other guy had all the time in the world and he still missedOswald managed to hit the cunt in a moving vehicle from miles away
>>202297603>Oswald managed to hit the cunt in a moving vehicle from miles awayHe didn't though
starting to suspect they dont want to actually kill trump because if trump died they would have noone to complain about and he would be a martyr for the civil war
>>202297600Then the Labour party in your country, which is a branch of the Fabian Society in the UK, would not exist.
>>202297603probably an inside job, the more bullets he dodges the more his approval rating goes up
>>202297600or own guns
>>202297603Oswald missed as well and had to take numerous shots thoughbeit.
>>202297570a sinister deception
>>202297603oswald had a great high up view and was in the military thoughbeit
>>202297620youre implying leftypol is deranged and obsessed enough to go through with a shit plan that fails
The earring listening device idea was genius because it led to thinking about the differences between black people ears and white people ears
>>202297570if she's flat then at least she ain't fat
>>202297625correct but he still did the jobthat speccy zoomer just missed over and overhow do you even miss Trump he's about 5 feet wide
>>202297649yeah nah this aint it chief
might fire up the JAV, that webm got my motor running
even leftypol has guns in America
>>202297653baffling response
>>202297618oh no.....
>>202297649wait who said that? not I said the hen.
>>202297688leftypol can get gunsdoesnt mean he HAS gun, as in knows how to use them
>>202297687did you legally purchase some jav media?
Get the fascist porn on
>>202297743otherwise known as gay porn
>>202297743
any big infrastructure projects in your city? here in melbourne we're doing heaps of big infrastructure builds. the one that will most affect my life is a new metrohttps://bigbuild.vic.gov.au/projects/suburban-rail-loop
>>202297743is it that one where the german lady pushes a black many's willy through the mouth of a framed picture of hitler and then sucks it off
Lee Harvey Oswald Mosley
wait that trump shooting was only about 12 hours ago? i could've sworn i was hearing about it before i went to sleep last night which was about 16 hours ago
>>202297787spooky
>>202297763Chonker
>>202297787That was yesterday's Trump shooting
>>202297815eh?
Whistleblowers have told how courses are accepting students with such poor English that they cannot spell simple words, and who fail to attend classes as soon as they receive their first £4,000 maintenance loan and council tax exemption.One source at a well-known university said they have seen instances of 'whole families' including elderly parents and grandparents enrolling on £9,250-a-year courses after being recruited by staff offering cash bonuses for new students.
Any would've been a slave in olden times man in?
i can afford to buy an s-class mercedes but don't think i can afford to own one if you get what i mean
>>202297787You're ahead in time in Australia remember
>>202297830three shootings mate
>>202297766why does it have to be an all-womens team?what if there's a more competent more experienced male tunnel borer?
>>202297770brain rot
TURN ON CNN, BIDEN JUST SHOT TRUMP
>>202297854says 'part of the team' l assume the men are in the other part
>>202297854fucken hell mate. you can't celebrate anything for a second without giving your uninformed view on things. you simply don't need to post
if daniel day lewis was a fag he'd be called daniel GAY lewis haha
>>202297835you mean because some melanin-addled freak will steal it from your driveway instantly?
i dont know anything about weimar republic or hitlers rise to power but i would reckon all the things that hitler warned us about and the weimar republic in the 1920s is happening again 100 years later and its all too far in the past for us to remember.
>>202297726actually yes, quite a few from R18 while it still existedunfortunately no decent contender has come to fill the gap yet
>>202297850so there were two within a single day? wtf
>>202297888nah cause i've heard theyre expensive to maintain and the depreciation may hurt too much
*shoots trump*there, not hard is it
>>202297885good that his parents had the foresight to not name him that then
personally i think all dictators are very based dont think you would have the balls to dictate, now would you
>>202297914mind your own beeswax lad
Shooting trump is a folly Just wait for him to die he's ancient
>>202297899thank you for supporting japanese womenhave you visited japan and gone to soaplands and such?
>>202297920he's still very high energy, someone like that doesn't die of old age in a hurry, he'll probably live to 100 or more
>>202297920look at joe biden though
>>202297912ummm mr.fbi man... I think you're gonna want to see this...
it looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress
>>202297931literal god emperortoo bad hes a dog of israel and big business and will never go gloves off
>>202297920he doesn't drink and he doesn't smokeman has more life in him than some of you cans lads
>>202297649unfunny paedophile freak
>>202297924yh, went last year and I will definitely go againI walked around Akihabara and saw some cute girls in maid outfits standing outside clubs but I was too shy to actually go in
Lads some of the women here put our slags to shame what the FUCK do we do
Clear and fresh outBit of mist on the horizon Definitely jacket weather but I think it's due to warm up later
is that you john wayne? is this me?
>>202297649yes, correct, I appreciate maternal women and a daycare is where I'd find one
That Australian guy has violated us law. Probably. I'm not a us lawyer and neither are the jannies. But the US police might get in touch with the Australian police
WHO SAID THATWHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
mad how japan and the UK are so geographically similar and so culturally similar yet japan is universally loved while the UK is ridiculed
>>202297942Being president and commander in chief of the world's most powerful military right now is better suited for him than this whole running for president business
>>202297989also what did he he mean when he said he was "going full diapey mode" I wonder?
>>202298003In what way is Japan culturally similar to Britain?
>>202298008you're dumb as a leftist if you think biden has been in charge of anythingdemonrats are still controlled by king obongo and c*lifornia billionaires
>>202298021Black metal has always been a bit queer truth be told
>>202298003i really couldnt care lesseven americans dont care because theyre not self aware or aware in gerneral but thats besides the point
if drumpf gets re-elected is he considered both the 45th and 47th president or just the 45th still?
>>202298023revered monarchyimmigrants causing troubletourists causing troubleageing and with no discernible future
Bluesky now has 10M users A year ago this week it had 1M users
>>202298021always had to be bent to dress up in black, wear make up, and grow your hair long
i will make sure trump doesnt get elected
>>202298055The only similarity is the monarchy and republicanism is much more mainstream here
GOOD MORNING!
>Tito Jackson, an original member of The Jackson 5 and brother of the late Michael Jackson, has died.FUnless he was a wrongun in which case S
does britain import fossil fuels from russia? i've read that the EU still does
ever fantasise about completely dropping out of society and going innawoods lads?would be very easy here in bruceistan
importing fossil fuels from your mums arse
>>202298161was he the one on big brother?
toilet bog fart, the farty shith pissident and commode-in-queef of the poonited sharts
>>202298204>dropping out of societysince the day i was born
>>202298214Not that was JermaineDefinite wrongun
>>202298204Not really doable in Britain I don't thinkThere's no land to purchase and little in the way of hunting to keep you alivePlus you're never more than a few miles from civilization unless you go to the Highlands or Hebrides or whatever
Ello
https://youtu.be/G4X4YclCXlk?t=391
got a west-facing window in my room that lets in horrible sunlight in the afternoons, really need to block it out with aluminium foil or something
Received a warning from the janitorial staff for my unwise sinister-wojak post
LIVERPOOL
>>202298266who said anything about purchasing land? also you can just go into town and steal food if necessary
>>202298285what was the given reason for the warning? posting nonce shit?
here we go again
>>202298204Great way to die of spider bites i reckon
>>202298300Troll post
>>202298292Well you'll get arrested for squatting on someone else's land
>>202298301he look likea polarpoalar bear
>>202298308got one of those once for posting on /ck/ asking for recipes that would make my shit taste better when i suck it off my boyfriend's cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv9op4FKmk0Todays kino
>>202298313only if they find youbut then again it is britain where there's not as many places to hide
>>202298329Yours was not a good post but it made me laugh so what can I do
>>202298329something seriously wrong with you mate
>>202298321
OH FUCK OFF IM GETTING THIS FAGGOT ON MY YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED NOWFUMINGhttps://youtu.be/PKNKsLpIgMc?si=7PHADgkZVvm7w5ko
>>202298349it wasn't a genuine question, was just making fun of benders for a laugh
>>202298364Nice share link mate, I'll record that for tracking you down
>>202298329
>>202298364mad how theyre allowed to put this muck on youtube
Bit bloody misty out
>>202298396That's not mist, that's Stephen King's: The Fog©
>>202298413is that the one with the ghost pirates
>>202298413When it comes down to it, What's the difference?
full moon tomorrow ladsyou know what that means
>>202298396old mate got a pre-release copy of the silent hill 2 remake
AI bots going mental
Dios mio
>>202298453hes literally me
ringing family today so need to come up with some lies about what i've been up to instead of rotting away in my room
>>202298494Why do you need to lie?
You only needed to post it once faggot
>>202298514don't want them to worry about me
sexy schoolgirls
sexy legal aged women with jobs and worn out fannies
bringing positive vibes in this tnread
Sheeps out doing a grazeAnd some sexy low hanging fog in the distance there
blog on your boring bastard
>>202298560looks like matey boy >>202298396 lives in that fog
>>202298560soul
>>202298539>>202298539>>202298539>>202298539
The esoteric and Fashpilled spirit of the Skyrim-playing White man.
