Head Anthropometry edition
bbc
>>202301045a cock with a girth of only 4.3 inches isn't even worth trying to have sex with. it's so thin the woman won't even feel it. i know my place.
Excellent start to the thread
im studying and posting here except for this short break i shall take, after this page, to go to shops to get le pizza ^\/^
brutalising a lovely sunday roast
>>202301190hope you choke
>>202301154what's on the news this morning lad?
>>202301183Most fingers are thinner than and women love a good fingering
>>202301216fingers have dexterity. it's not the same
>>202301190Pizza in the morning? No no
>>202301197it's monday mate
Austmeanieas
>>202301197Same ladBaked some fresh bread alongside me roast so have a few days of cold cut sandwiches and leftover roast potatoesLovely
>>202301233yeah sorry about that choke comment, i didn't mean it
>>202301232doesn't change the fact i'm having a lovely sunday roast and you're not x
toil is inhumane
>>202301213Huw Edwards arrives at court for sentencing hearing over child abuse image charges
>go to bed at 12>can't fall asleep until 2>tossing and turning shite sleep for 5 hours>wake up an hour before I should and can't even sleep againfuck sake
gen Y neet and a hyundai
only 2 hours 5 minutes until lunchtime
the world is healing
are those powerpoints american or british?
>>202301233Hope you die and no thing beside remains, the lone and level sands stretching far away.
>>202301288when i get this it's usually just lack of exercise during the day
>>202301300she's pointing at her miniskirt
savouring the time before the yanks wake up
>>202301288Take a double dose of magnesium citrate before bed :)
>>202301288been having the same problem since i stopped taking my meds
Australian discovers English people are actually Saxons
Hey /brit/ you wanna play a zombie game?
What trimmings do Aussies have for their Sunday roasts?
Mad how Shelly wrote Ozymandias about Ramesses II and we actually have quite a lot of ol' R2's legacy remaining including massively impressive statuary and temples and one of the rare extant pharaonic mummies
you lads still invest in LSE stocks? kind've shooting yourself in the foot if you do, no?
>stub my toe>cry out "JUUUUUDEN!"Anyone else?
>>202301347why do browns creep me outthey look so dysgenic
erryting gwan be alree
>Mary Shelleys mother was the first feminist>Mary writes a book about somebody making a vile monster which terrifies everyone and thinks it's being nice
>>202301345Not really but it still gets used as an attempted insult based on the historical settlement of continental teutonic tribes in England in the Dark Ages
hope you've never been this lad, lads.
>>202301341>magnesium citrateI'm a serial sharter, always have been, but I have never shat so violently as the one time I tried magnesium citrateIt was like my poo became a sentinent fluid hivemind and immediately forced its way to my arse
buying the ubisoft dipretired in 2 years tops
so here we are in merry old englandi wish i were in my merry old bed!DOH HO HOHO
>>202301406Aw come on man Other Joe is a cool dude
>>202301428No, they are actually Saxons. Everything about English people is founded off the Saxon nation.
>>202301389No, only NYSE
might try microwaving my head for a laugh
she wants a man with weird alien fingers
watched a remarkably good film at the bfi southbank last night, called Center Stage. stars Maggie Cheung as this famous chinese actress from the 30s who killed herself. in a sort of bergman-esque way the film interlaced clips of the cast being interviewed, and was generally very meta. beautiful cinematography to boot. anyway, i highly recommend it - if you're interested then they're playing it again at the bfi on the 21st (just after another maggie cheung film, called comrades, which i'll be watching)
>>202301477You should be shot
>got an NHS appointment>on the app says it's a telephone consultation>nobody calls me so call the clinic to check>no no it was an in person appointment>tell them my app quite clearly says telephone>no no we told you it's in personSick of it
i remember when i measured my cock some time ago and i actually laughed at how pathetically small it was "no that can't be right, 11cm girth? surely that's a misatke"nah it really is just that pathetici should cut it off
i only said i'd done it so they'd take me cock out the bacon slicer
>>202301477alri platypuslad
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/ZA89fe6OeCCI94SVpNC8cQ/this guy is weird
>>202301319thisamong its other benefits working out will make sleep easier
>>202301465good mangetting good returns? what do you invest in?
should be meeting iain mcgilchrist next monthlet me know if there's anything you'd want me to ask him
misatke
became a horrific coomer when i moved out for uni spent loads of my first loan instalment on toys and stuff for dress up wanks even went through a phase of wearing buttplugs to lectures
I always get exhausted around this time in the day (7pm) and then slowly regain energy and it becomes hard for me to sleep until like 2 in the morning
>>202301543
>dress up wanks
oh yeah OH YEAH
https://www.givewell.org/charities/top-charitiesmight donate. might not
>>202301561Only a jew would do that hwoece
>>202301549why do you keep posting these
>>202301378Frozen veggies e.g. peas and carrotsPotatoes, probably roasted but mashed or boiled are not unknownGravyIf it's lamb it's been dressed with rosemary and possibly served with mint jellyIf it's beef it's just straight in and out of the oven without much of an attempt to flavour itIf it's pork someone's probably gone through a whole process of trying to make the crackling happen
>>202301543lmao
or do you lads reckon this charity ranking thing is better?https://www.thelifeyoucansave.org.au/
Today I am going on an incel excursion
>>202301543love a bit of a dress up wank me but bum funs always such a hassle and not actually fun
i've become old. dull. lost my edge. lost my wit. lost that spark in my eyes. lost hope. lost my potential. lost that youthful exuberance.i'm just a husk, i'm just a walking pile of regrets. what have i done? why have i done this to myself? oh my god, there's no going back. i've ruined it. i've fucked it all
konstantin kisin is such a midwitseems like a nice guy tho
>>202301455Explain Kent then
>>202301479might as well give it a download and add it to the back catalogue
>>202301626go swallow a tablespoon of baking soda for a laugh
>>202301477big hands / long fingers unironically make me swoon
>>202301626turned 26 recently, eh?
>>202301543Rorke...
>>202301639>downloadno reason not to go see it at the bfi tho
i see kangaroos fairly regularly but i haven't seen a koala since about 2002, even if they're hard to spot up in their trees you'd think i would've seen one in 22 years, they must really be endangered
>>202301479
>>20230165227my best years are behind me, and i wasted them toiling, wanking, getting drunk and frivolously whittling the hours away doing nothing
Morning guys. Not long got up. Got toil soon you see. How is everyone today? I'm not too bad.
>>202301619is this just one of those bizarre paraphilia things that virgins develop after going too long without getting a shag with a normal woman
rorke is finisheddonefinitofincapiche?
>>202301677Blow your head smooth off
>>202301549I'm legitimately in love with new frank green and a sneaky link
>>202301677good until you showed up
sacked tranny is just poleaboo 2.0
I am the intellectual boss of /brit/
>>202301310i love Australia we will ALL return to sand (because youre Australian, im Australian)
>>202301681dunno basically had it since young childhood me
Huw Edwards being sentenced right now
i am, you are, we are australian
>>20230167327? That's nothing. Start learning about human longevity and begin taking steps to lengthen your life long enough until science eventually figures out how to cure natural-cause death. Quitting smoking and getting /fit/ are a good start.
600ml pepsi max up the shitter
Rorke
>>202301668
i am, i AM, Australian
might fill up a few jerry cans and drive into the desert at high speed like mad max
>>202301720Just ignore them mate. They want to get to us but we're better than that.
>>202301673chin up la, you're just feeling down today, it'll pass (it won't)
get the bums wankedget the arses plugged
>>202301598Pretty similar to hear then, clarse
>>202301698She's ligetimately going to cuckold you
>>202301731i reckon he's innocent
>>202301673get over it mate, if you occupy yourself by lamenting the time you feel you've wasted then you'll just end up wasting your future as well
why is peter hitchens so insistent on lucy letby being innocent?does he have reason or is he just being provocative?
there's nothing in the world for me, nothing to do, nothing to look forward to, nothing to cling ontonever gonna have a family, a house, a meaningful careerwhat's the point seriously
>>202301774Freak
>>202301746love love LOVE elephants
>>202301817I look like this
c'est finin'en parlons plus
>>202301820
>>202301807isn't one of the rorke theories is she's being used as a scapegoat to cover for a whole heap of baby deaths as a result of neglect from other (potentially ethnic) healthcare workers and it's all a big conspiracy against her
>>202301820wahey look at him go
Peter Hitchens
>>202301812read alan watts
saw an eagle soaring majestically in the sky yesterday and there was a smaller bird following it that had to constantly flap to keep upwonder if it was the eagle's child it was teaching to fly or it was just another species of bird trying to pick a fight out of manlet rage
>>202301812>nothing in the world for meHow can you say that when there are literally tall, muscular black men with BBC's walking around
>>202301862apparently the ethnics are eating pet cats and dogs in springfield so wouldn't surprise me if they're also killing babies here
their dicks arent even that big
*pokes head out of the thread operations room*U-BOAT OFF THE STARBOARD SIDE, SOUND THE ALARM!
>>202301902They are thoughIt's okay if you don't believe itWhite women do
>>202301880ktim me in my nissan note flipping off bmw drivers
Some like Guinness, some like Carling. Me, I like Dixon Cider.
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One more toil week before my annual leave
lots of black guys have small cocks
>>202301924not a matter of belief it's just science lmaocope on tho, won't bring daddy back
>>202301960how long you off for big man
>2nd assanaiton attemptLmak
all men are pigs, i've seen their dicks
>>202301924fuckup 190 you genetic detritus
>>202301946dicks in cider? alright have this *zip* *plop*
>>202301965yeah you would know wouldn't yougiven that you've sucked many a black dickbender
>>202301965No we don't
My birthday today
>>202301967>it's just sciencenah
stick your finger up your bum
>>202301985FBI really don't want to work under his leadership again lmaooooo
>>202302019happy birthday lad *blows a noisemaker in your ear*
"black men" and "small penises" don't belong in the same sentence. a complete logical contradiction
>>202301999Your dick too small for that shit nigguh
>>202302023Okay now what
>>202301862I don't think it's a stretch at all that they'd rather place the blame on an individual than expose the third world conditions of many of our hospitals
>>202302022reset your router 190?
i'd like to be, under the seain an octopus's garden, in the shade
>>202302019HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>>202302019Happy birthday fren :)
>>202302053that's up to you lad i'm not your boss
>>202302006yeah so take my word for it>>202302015ya hear?
>>202302019happy birthday x
hey guys Yuji Sakai here, testing out a new gimmick
the prospective watches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0iqgHwI30 he looks pretty funny and has good production qualityand there is a NEW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-RE4t7IE8
>>202302052ye but you dont consider that im secretly gay for you so i was nursing a semi when i did it
>>202302102slop
>>202302102watching the pizza one as we speaki usually only get about 30% through these videos before i get bored and click off
>>202302054the story behind it seemed fake as fuck too, remember reading that she had bits of paper in her home just laying about in the open that she'd written like "IM HORRIBLE AND EVIL" "I'LL NEVER BE NORMAL" "WHY DID I, LUCY LETBY, MURDER ALL THOSE BABIES" just the fakest sounding fabricated planted evidence you could think of
>>202302132thats okay c:
how are the toilers this morning?
Thanks for the birthday wishes mates, I will have a good day today :)
>>>/pol/481806725wahey it's me look how jolly he is haha
great thing about being an unemployed freak is that all the normoids are busy toiling so public spaces are much quieter
>>202302143not doing too well ladnot doing too well at all
>>202301673ktim except 32
>>2023019809 days of bliss. DRDR coming out Thursday so I'll probably play that.
what do blind people dream about
Last night I called the living room the kinoplex and the gf just got up and said she "can't do this anymore", grabbed a few things from the bedroom and left. Not heard from her since despite calling multiple times
saw this .webm on 4chan
ladsremember the pre-indian internet?fucking heaven on earth it wasnever getting that back are we
>>202302019happy birthday my man have a wonderful day!!!
>>202302160whats goin on man
mental how Germany tried to take over the world twice but this time we believe them that they won't try it again
>>202302194on a comedown and cbaatleast my role is very chill
Alright lads, this morning I'm picking up where I left off with the Bayeux Tapestry
>>202302210Technically it was austria pulling the strings, both times
>>202302180mousey wouldve loved this
Mental how much the Germans seem to stick their noses up at the UK for no apparent reason. I mean, I understand them doing that to us but Britain? The hell did they do?
hi lads, just to preface this post i'm a vile overweight transgender womanlast night my weird autistic 5'3 boyfriend called the living room the "kinoplex" (?) and started giggling like a virginous little runt, just another one of his pathetic terminally online mannerisms that i can't standi said "i can't do this" so i left and went to my friend Tyrone house instead so i could get my rotting axe wound dilated more than a piece of plastic ever could
>>202302180really want to do DMT soon
>>202302210don't think WW1 was an effort at world domination unless you count dominating europe as dominating the world
>>202302237i am HIM
>>202302180dmt can be really scary, can't imagine there are people out there doing it constantly as casually as they'd smoke weed or drink
>>202302247you wouldve loved that
>>202302239i wonder what fictional scenarios you'd be inventing if you were forbidden internet access
Why do rabid Anglophiles pretend Gaelic was never spoken in the Lowlands?
>>202302239your head's been proper rotted by this place, utterly fucking grim stinking shitheap of a post
First day at the new toil. I start at 2pm and working till 10pm. Feeling anxious and struggling to eat.
>>202302244dont think you've read much into the subject and you should stay in your own lane
Think all of you should scram, capische?
>>202301434Exquisite image
the cheeky late breakkie
>>202302276you're repeating and apparently believing a really old canard and accusing me of being ill informeddo you believe that the goal was ""world domination"" simply because it was called a world war?
>>202302275You working at a supermarket mate?
>>202302190wish the pajeets would put a firewall around their internet like the chinks have so i'd never have to encounter them
Mad how there's a famous bodybuilder whose last name is GOGGINS and he's BLACK as well
fuckingf hell anyone know how to delete pics on here
we need to get young men and boys back into the workforce
mad how nobody can name 30 black inventions but theres a whole month for their "history" of getting fucked and blaming it on the white man
>>202302324NYPA
Went to the doc and said "I have athletes foot" and then dropped a chopped-off foot of an athlete on his desk
>>202302351>>>/int/cum
I quite enjoyed Goggins' up until a certain point. Mental how a guy with learning disabilities was able to overcome that and become a SEAL.
(in the style of "Our House" by Madness)TyroneHas a massive BBC TyroneHas a massive BBC
>>202302366i asked them too they cant either
>>202302320if only
>>202302367doesn't take that much, they already clap and honktrickiest part is probably balancing a ball on their nose
>>202302313stayinyourlane
>>202302374Seek mental health support.
>>202302389cheeky bugger
"trust me bro" on YT sounds cute. i like his voiceit is like hes really talking to a friend instead of a microphone, and hes capturing that cuteness
>>202302400no you
feel like going for a night drive but i am quite drunk
>>202302432Wouldn’t recommend it lad.
shadilay
thinking beer
Mental how /brit/ posters want American flags gone but you enter one of these threads and the entire discussion is about BBC and yank politics
its probably a really fat smelly black man talking about yte wumens every morningand thats even sadder
>>202302314Yes. Asda delivery driver.
>>202302418sounds like a tranny
at least half of the videos i watch on youtube are about video games but i barely play video games anymore
mate had the "funniest thing he's seen in a while" to show me this morning and it was just that Dracula flow shitlove him dearly but his lack of a sense of humour is draining on my soul
>>202302445shadilay my fellow kekistani
sucking an airhorn duster
>>202302458Should be alright mate. First day will probably be training anyway. Take it easy and take in as much information as you can and don't be afraid to ask questions. Best of luck to you pal.
>>202302455reckon he stuffs his fat black todger into tight pink fannies?
>>202302190miss the days before every jeet and african had 24/7 internet access via cheap Android phoneswould happily deal with 2003 internet speeds if it meant 2003 internet demographics
>>202302495reckon hes extremely racist
cockwomble
i unironically love working. going to call my boss tomorrow and ask to do overtime next weeki'm good at it and it pays well and i enjoy it. what's not to like?
>>202302511don't you bloody start
big black cockwomble
>>202302478Remembering how utterly cringe this shit was in 2016.
this is where the black says "but i am racist" and thats sad
>>202302248How do you mean by scary
>>202302374screm
>>202302513would rather endure a black ops style torture session than work
yeah, the legend of the dog faced woman~
two packets of bbq super noodles launched in the pot cooked to perfection and scranned down my throat for the runt breakfast
>>202302298smart them mate
i poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin second and fate shovels shit in my face
do you remember the documentary video? well the SAS cant even torture people anyway so gay
going to my gran's later for dinner
why is it asking me to wait 300 seconds before making a thread on /mu/
>>202302591advertising is against the rules
why dont white women see what we see when they meet black fellas. how can they not realise whats about to happen
shut it twerp
Giving Employed Woman a peck on the lips and laughing as she blushes! :3
>>202302598without limitations /mu/ would just be 10 pages of kpop general
>>202302539Rorkes Last Stand
>>202302598detected your dogshit taste and wanted to save them for a while
>I want LAWrenn SOOthern to suck my peenurse but she's in Canader.
>>202302609What do you mean
>>202302482Thanks pal. Yeah it is a training day.
>>202302598just a measure they implemented a few months ago to inconvenience spammers and ban evaderskeep up
>>202302596wish i still had a gran
why doesnt the SAS do something about the grey squirrels
>>202302642she's waiting for you in the afterlife lad
>>202302634based and clarificationpilled
>>202302270Nobody does this and even in Edinburgh the majority of placenames in English are either from the 1500s or actually Norwegian
>>202302634the price of the toll
>>202302642same, miss mine
Holding Employed Woman’s small, delicate hand and going for long walks on the beach! :3
>>202302653outnumbered
>>202302639for all boards or just /mu/
>>202302668it's man sized and hairy
had a tiny little fart that travelled out of my arse and up my crack to exit right at the top of my bumcrack and it tickled a little bit when it came out
>>202302669but not outgunned whos nuts wins (the SAS is nuts)
>>202302653What would you like them to do?
>>202302668mt druitt kfc car park 15 minutes i'll fucking punch your head clean off cunt
got hairy toes melike a hobbit
>>202302663Whay you mean like not being able to walk properly for a few days?
>>202302693genocide them obviosly >>202302707horse
>>202302707how do their spindly legs not break easily
employed womans got hands like Dida so i heard
IM GOING TO RUN OUT OF FUCKING NICOTINE IF DHL DOESNT FUCKING HURRY THEIR SLOW BROWN ASSES UP IT’S BEEN 48 HOURS SINCE THEY LAST UPDATED MY FUCKING SHIPMENT FROM SWEDEN
>>202302705enjoy smoking the herb, eh?
>>202302716they do break easily, and they don't heal either
>>202302707looks like that pic of john lennon walking like a spastic
>>202302717Bruh
>>202302708i mean the black guy to black eye pipeline
>>202302731only the finest pipeweed
>699Choking chuds like this out so Employed Woman can walk safer on the streets! :3
>>202302716They break easily
>>202302724you tried the nik nak edition yet
>>202302724virgometer beeping like mad
>>202302752chewing gum doesn't have a windpipe
>>202302734dont believe you. a creature would never have evolved legs that fragile
i dont have a problem with white immigrants having a problem with people saying "go back to where you came from" someone saying "go back where you came from" and all the browns around saying "but there are loads of us here and were brown" is just sad and those people are shameless NPCs and should go back to where they came from even if they were born in the country just fuck off to space or something
>>202302724So you think you know better than FEMA what to do with this month's Ambrosia shipment?
>>202302779mousenonce you've gone feral
>>202302776a prey animal hyper-specialised for speed would
>>202302748i'm not shocked by black hobbitsdon't do shit all day, love smoking weed, when saruman comes and finally puts them to work they hate itof course they're black
>>202302671all boards as far as i can tell
wren was good but doesn't hold a candle to le corbusier
>>202302693Rape and kill them
imagine a world where white people didnt existremember to throw a car battery in the ocean within your lifetime just in case. not because i want them to fail or because they will but because i know they will and i hope they also enjoy acid rain ontop of that
why do fingernails get so dirty so fast
Inceltrain leaving the incelstation
>>202302795they would need strong legs not fragile ones you dolt
rorke rorkeing his way rorkeily to the rorkeathon
>>202302811stop sticking your fingers up your arse
>>202302792im on the zaza pepperoni and low hanging fruits pizza pack of filtered marlborough foreigns color, an ultra-rare breed of marlborough the general public or general surgeon hasnt even had a chance to try or mediate so they put in and keep there all the good shit
>>202302833>>202302833
mousebussy….sexo
an incelgrimage if you will
