so this is rorke edish
>>202302833that's rorke
rorke porcked my mam
>>202302800Post a single corbusier that doesn't look SHIT
dadberg walking past my smelly childhood bedroom when i'm posting about poos and wanks and pooey wanks
feel like im on drugs but im not
im smoking that zaza out the aluminium mined out from outer space can of crack cocaine heroin legal highs without them even putting the "not for human consumption" label on it because its so fucked and new
>>202302861why do all of them except soogs have exactly the same face?
there’s actually a surprising amount of euro immigrants that come to australia and try to bully abos, and then get fucked up by both abos and the law
Take me down to the Hawk Tuah CityWhere the hawk is wet and the tuah is slippy
im on that halal slaughter raw rabbit family meal to feed 5 to myself toppings on the twirly pasta they obviously make to be sucked down without chewing to see how many you can do for banter with the lads
>>202302833he just needs a new squeak box
Been jerking off incorrectly this whole time
>>202302874Did they even have the Internet when you were a child 190?
rorke on that thang
>>202302908>190for god's sake shut up
>>202302904
on on that quantum typing out posts in symbols like in the transformers movie where he touches the cube and reads it in his mind since
>>202302861imagine the smell
y'all are weird XD
internal design is more interesting to me than architecture or planningthere's something about the wood and glass configurations we used to put into schools and colleges that was just more thoughtful than the cheap synthetic shite we put together today
Shuid the Scots Executive, the Cross Pairty Group, the Scots language muvement, the Scottish Airts Cooncil, the Scottish pairt o the British EBLUL comatee an the sindry music an performin airts associes no be gettin thair heids thegither noo tae see hou oor culture an language can be representit at Liet ilka year? Shuid the Executive an the Edinburgh City Cooncil alang wi oor ain TV companies no be ettlin tae bring sic a kenspeckle festival tae the Capital?
>>202302874he was gay gary cooper
>>202302945i agree
Tales from the NEET chamber:Got woken up by a bird flapping its wings right by the windowNow serenely listening to their squaks and coos while I nod off againEnd script
im smoking that PET-1 microplastics assembled like a transformer into macroplastics to build myself a new pair of lungs from all the air ive been breathing
>only used 4 days off for the whole year>boss told me I need to use the rest>have no gf or friends and nothing on>just booked four random weeks off over the next few months>will probably do fuck all in them
>>202302880remember last year when that maori football player called ezra mam a monkey and got absolutely cooked and nearly lost his career and maori’s get away with nearly everything lmao
*assumes the position*
>>202302945Everything has become very sterile these days. I prefer spartan interior design but there's a difference between that and soulless.
im on that george floyd fentanyl pack with a fake 40 dollar bill
>>202302956visit some prozzies, get your dick wet
>Millions of years since the last ice ageModern news isn't the best
being a neet is great for a month or two and then it's basically hell
>>202302956Why don't you use them to start some good habits
>>202302970watyatalkinbeet
>>202302987Nah that sounds repulsive and depressing.>>202303002I have good habits but I'll try and get out more during those weeks.
>>202302984did u watch dracula flow mouspostah
>>202302945
this xan francisco got me walking and talking like mr Bean: I ain’t saying shit
12C and feels about 5Conly another 7 months of this
>>202302999just get a job
>>202302999i was incredible when i decided to pack my job in
the Chinese are trying to hunt me down for my bone marrow cause im such a fucking animal, might show up to a drift race and win it in a decaled hoda civic type R To win the humans they traffik
wonder if nonces can use AI to generate fake cpit sounds fucked up but at least it will give them an alternative to watching real cp
>>202303018in a few years we'll be able to just type in a sentence and get our own custom tailored porn this is the best timeline
get the monster energy cracked openget the vape filledget the creed onit's time to tidy lads
>>202303020Why are they dancing like jim crow era blacks
>>202303020pretty well done for an advert for back-to-school uniforms tbf
>>202303018In a year when AI video is good it'll be the fucking end.
>>202302861>>202302878I love soogs so much it's unreal
im smoking that vitamin E vape wee cart incandescent lighter and zippo fluid fake blood huffed
>>202302945frank lloyd wright had some stunning interiors, usually inspired by japanese aesthetic, or rather a fusion thereof with western aestheticsalso relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C42INHwTfDM
>>202302999You're NPC-codedYou're genetically hardwired to be sheep slave stockLeave us NEETs to revel in the serenity of life
the 2020s have been so cursed
>download audiobook>instead of having chapters, it's one 20 hour filehow the fuck am I supposed to navigate this fucksake
>>202303051They already have and do and I believe it still counts as illegal
im huffing that shit thatll make your foreskin calcify and shrivel up like a witches finger, waiting too long and a hermit crab finding me and using it as a shell
>>202303064mad to think that it'll never be worse than it is now
>>202302999I did it for just over a year and by the end I was borderline alcoholic, you need to be genuinely mentally ill to be able to do nothing for years and enjoy it
>>202303101just write the time in your notes app when you turn it off
>>202303101Read a fucking book you peasant
>>202303101by typing timecodes in notepad where you stopped listenning
>>202303101Amazon doesn't have this issue
>>202303054this but creedence
>>202303081>>202302945Will never be able to own a nice looking building :(
im on that volcanic ash that covers an entire country because its george flloyds lips reincarnated as ash
smoking that shit thatd make a tiny African village think im possessed and need to be hit on the head with a shovel to get the bigdick spirits out of me, be crip walking all around that village with my brain damage and more advance prefrontal cortex
mad how we're living in the era of humanity probably the most devoid of spirit and creativity and soul in history
>>202303115>>202303083
mental how Kanye’s ahead of every trendhe did a hitler arc and then the Israel Hamas war happened and now everyone hates Israelthen he did a laughing gas arc and now it’s in every smokeshop even in auswhat will he do next lads
white men just need to take the power back by dating a gay black guy. white womens will really resent that. imagine making webms of playing bongos on a fat black guys arse in response to every womens BBC post
im on that cigarette butts from someone who fingered some bitch with a yeaste infection filters crack pipe
>>202303192your mum
Anyone else have midlife-crisis plans? For me it's joining the RFA or working for the British Antarctic Survey.
>>202303192kanye is washed
>>202303203that's him done then
>>202303209going to buy a fast car >hurr durr youre poorim poor because im bad with money. ill just not give a fuck and get it anyway, because im bad with money
>>202303078gemrald
>>202303149at least lots of the best architecture is accessible to the publicbut yes i agree it's a shame we can't experience them privately, without loads of tourists about
>>202303203sent that freak flying
>>202303209i’m planning on joining the adf
>>202303192nangs have been a staple of australian druggie "culture" since time immemorial
>>202303203erm that would actually mean no one has had sex with this lad's mum, not even Kanye West (yet).t. can read
im on that "posting shit that gets no replies because its bad content" not giving a care binge that i do just about as much as you do release too. fuck you
off me nut on 66-FAG-POO
>>202303266
im on my "Jewish person on stage at the hard rock cafe comedy night" shit to go be racist a lil
kind of want a wank but wilbertstein is still recovering from yesterdau
>>202303087agree
im on them soft drugs nigga. im smoking teddy bear pole
some 16th and 17th century architecture is pretty good
>>202302970i like that a cars saying it he looks like one of them transformers the robovents duude ween should do a song about that
Walking to work now guys>>202303266Mousey you're in charge of the team whilst I'm away
we smoking that glasgow greenwe smoking that shit that gives you the mousenonce munchies
mousey catching cum
need a jobby but have workmen coming due at some point in the next 7 hours so of course the moment I sit down on the loo the doorbell will ringbetter to just hold it in until 6PM
>>202303337
he this nigga tryna eat me ngiga sheeeeeeeeeee
>>202303342They can wait a few minutes can't they
>>202303250>*gets raped during bootcamp*kek have fun
>>202303338alri glesga anon want to meet up for a coffee at waterstones cafe??
me? yeah im proper smart just lazynah didn't do well at all in school lol i'm just a bad test taker nothing to do with inteligence
>>202303366am nae fae glesgae
im on that computer, typing out posts type shit. im hoping wiggers get put in camps
>>202303366...prefer not to say
>>202303337I don’t know if this is a Larp but it’s genuinely pathetic you’re posting on the chon in public.
why the fuck is starmer looking for advice on boat migrants from the italian pm? they're doing fuck-all too
shiet im walking to the fridge nigga bro (me) im him be walkin to that shiet and that
if anyone has any questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>202303403he's strong on gangs and strong on the causes of gangs
>>202303292
2 weeks until pay day urghh
Genuinely don't get spainwogs "employed woman" gimmick Does he think we don't notice that he's switched off the Belgium VPN and expects us to read his boring blogposts about a sacked tranny
im the BBC shows >blacks? IM GRAMMAR SCHOOLS? HILARITY ENSUES type shit with my NA meetings after the methampetamine chickened out
business idea: we all meet up and do heinously gay shit together
I be smoking zazaReal life, I be high as giraffe pussy
sharing a spliff with mousey then sloppily making out and sucking each other off
>>202303351the chuds are right.
>Huw Edwards paid hundreds of pounds for images, says prosecutor at sentencing hearing>The court hears that Edwards paid another man, Alex Williams, hundreds of pounds for gifts and presents in exchange for the images>At one point, Williams said he had "naughty" and "young" images, to which Edwards replied: "Go on">The estimated age of the children in most pictures was between 13 and 15, but one was aged between seven and nine>Edwards and Williams communicated from 2018 to 2022 - it was uncovered when police found the WhatsApp chat on Williams' phonebizarre
i be on that black man for his song or daughter growing up type shit with these AA meetings. i be negative days clean
Is VLC fine for converting FLAC to MP3 320? Or is there a problem with VLC for doing this?
>>202303459Fucked this didn't you
any ideas?
>>202303494you're asking far too many questions.
>>202303499fucked the twin towers and your mom
>>202303509Looks like rorke >
>>202303509oh, man!
been watching shaun of the dead (2004)seems to me like they all would've been fine if they'd just stayed home (except for shaun's mum)
>>202303509stealing this for my warhammer games
>>202303175neethood isn't freedom, you've created your own personal prison cell in the form of your smeggy childhood bedroom
>>202303492blimey
>>202303537sup niggas
>>202303203stick a fork in him because he's DONE
im on that unidentified tree bark from undiscovered bermuda triangle purple kush zaza purple pizza blue waffle grass fed bugs
>>202303515fossilised poos?
might reinstall the sims with some sexo mods for a nostalgic wank
what is to be done with /brit/?
>>202303548Whatever helps you toil at day
>>202303494Flacsquisher
so, lads, I've been thinking some things...
interpol went to shit after antics
>>202303601yeah? x
im on the other side of the fountain rorkes sat at telling me where the edge goes over at, smoking zaza or someshit - nigga
>>202303591my question is about vlc
im smoking that zaza which transported me to the land down over, nigga. im comitting timetravel crimes im the stratosphere
>>202303624Didn't ask
tickling mouseys big crinkly feet with a feather
someone's on a manic one this morning
>>202303633on gyatttttt!!!!!
Haven't done a corrspaffy in a good while, feel like after I do my guard is lowered around women
im eating them adrenochrome oranges nigga on crip
Just pulled 16 hairs from the right side of my head
I hate this nigga
how vlc convert? i thought it just played stuff
im on that finding legal loopholes to spit on minorities and get away with it by ordering pizza asking in the note for them to spit in it to shove that pizza in my targets face. them niggas cant prosecute it
seriously... FUCK this dude (pic rel)
>>202303690
anything interesting happening
im on that usian bolt of run-on sentences type shit
>>202303687Paddington did nothing wrong
>>202303723stop asking questions.
>>202303736cronem candy
im the mo farah of fastly advancing civilization nigga. with science. nigga im the white mo farah. im the opposite of black people
FUCK me Persian women are SEXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gdVdCS98mw
>>202303658heard that women can tell if you've had a tommy tank within the past 24 hours by your overall vibe
>>202303736laaaaaaaaaawd
>>202303736fuckmade for african cream
>>202303773translation: she want sum of that soul pole
bout to go make the field of KFC so they can chop down all the trees in it and make sure nothing ever grows there
>>202303787need to see what a hydraulic press would do to this thing
hate when miserable spiritually neutered liberal niggas refer to everything as "they"like they'll see an animal and be afraid of calling it the wrong gender, commenting "omg they're so cute" on a cat video or whatever dawg imagine being so fucking longhoused
i'm rorke
>>202303837he's rorke
>>202303833a very pseudo-soylennial use of ebonics here
>>202303837*stands up*no, i am rorke
>>202303854anyone as dedicated to shitposting as that must be capable of evading bans
i be getting my new swimmers gold badge from htiting these new underwater bongs for WR times with my draws
>>202303864Il est le rorke
why are there so much more FEMOID aussie/kiwis in the UK than males?is it because they want our dingus?
>>202303913more clapmeats
>>202303901real shit
>>202303723
>>202303687Ace dies
i be putting the legal weed dealers shop out of business via logistics as a tactical business move with all the zaza i smoke
le rorke...? pourquoi?
>>202303736SEXO
>>202303736
the train isn't moving
but what if... what if erryting not gon be alree?
>>202303928nigga I have no idea what that meansDo you watch this shite? Have you seen all 1119 episodes?
Went to bed past midnight yesterday and spaino was having a melty on his Belgian vpn, come here today and he's still at it
be right back going to go download 4chanX literally just for one fucking person who has 19 other personas anyway because wifi is buit into wheelchairs now so this fucking wigger can post constantly
got a lob on
>>202303984Rorkes whip
>everyone I don't like is spaino
acey said 10 percent
you'd think people would get bored of posting bbc and tranny shit every day after like 7 yearsthese people should be executed in the most inhumane way possible, i say bring back the brazen bull
trigger the libs... brah
about to become so white that i uninvent white people shit just to take more shit away from the black man
>>202303962Used to be into One Piece when I was about 13Remember going on Chatango chatrooms talking to other One Piece obsessed weirdos
got the fucking venga bus song stuck in me oul noggin
gf had a curry last night lads
not a fan of trains
>>202303997thats mousenonse. his politics are pro sturgeon and farage. independent minded. chad political assassin coded
gf wanker loves his stinky fishholes
>>202304034what was the catalyst for stopping given it never ends?
>>202304060i havent once aid i like farage except for his fiverr gigs or whatever that shit was
>>202304079fake mn
>>202304077having sex
sukhdeep dikshit
https://is2.4chan.org/pw/1726362214616775.webmhttps://is2.4chan.org/pw/1726363075459987.webmmad this
>>202304077Dunno just got bored of it I think around the timeskip that happens halfway
Rorke Reacts episode #23: animals pooing
draculas gay cousin iarchmybackula
i genuinely believe i could have become government if my life was just slightly differentall id do is - id get a job, work for a year or two, save money, pay all that money into advertising campaigns, and through that get a job (being government)whether you would or not think that my policies would be good i d o n o t c a r e >>202304094parasite >>202304001my bad to him - not to you all bad to you filtered now btw
is this how girls react if you pop their toes in your mouth?
>>202304126what
>>202304145...yh
it isnt hard to become government, rorkeyou could do it
>>202304126Their animations synced up
>>202303736Gross
>>202304144you cant even brush your teeth, pipe down
lol nobody made (or didnt link) the new /cum/obviously a thread for that will existbut that is the effect fat has on the thread. the absolute state of him, the thread and the moderators. you suck my nuts
>>202304194this is just you being sad for yourself that you dont like me but whatever helps you cope with you being unable to find one thing that you loved about me
where is the oddest place you’ve done a wank?
>>202304227hot air balloon
sir keir moss bros
your loss, my mouth literally tastes like sugar
putting on my hugh hefner bathrobe and retiring to my study with a cigar and whiskey to peruse my expansive collection of five nights at freddys porn
>>202304218why do you have to react like this every time, cant you just not melt down for once
>>202304266is this five nights at freddys porn?
mad how the jews are literally speeding up time you cannot tell me september is going at normal speed
>>202304266Fuck off Kevin
secularism has failedwe must return to christ
drop 'im mousey
i have lived in a lot of places every single - i mean it this time - EVERY SINGLE time, except when my mum did it - i went to the denists, they said" we arent accepting NHS patients at this time its really not my problem but its someone elsesi dont say anything because you pissrunts will start jerking off your tiny dicks about it going "hahaha your teef" or whatever retarded shit, fuck you, but the state of it. joke all you want but it really is fucked i just dont talk about the serious shit
to salisbury
>>202303913no its far more complex than that.
>>202304299we can't returnends times are comingrepent
>>202304309just start brushing your teeth with toothpaste instead of frozen piss, you dont need to see the dentist
kin ell 42 million views
you freaks started doing your dumb cunt retard bobbing up and down at someone elses "misery" you took it upon yourself to see but i pull my own teeth and if you didnt have this as a kid then you clearly didnt have a father
>>202304299I tried to believe but can't, the evidence for him being the son of God is not convincing imo. I am a theist though and have always believed in God.
>>202304309Loads of dentists have stopped doing NHS work because of all the immigrants with rotten teeth coming in
Watching Marvel's The Crow
>>202304309ai generated
the dentists dont want you to know this but if you drink sugar every day then you will actually benefit your teeth and make them stronger im legally required to tell you that im not a dentist, nor am i a doctor
>>202304227up in a tree when i was a feral teen
>>202304382>resurrection >not son of god
>>202304406lil seamonkey fella
>>202304382Faith nigga
Rachel ReevesLasagneNo comment
Yeah I'm part of the NHSNotHavingSex
>>202304227under a house
>>202304421hahahaha
>>202304227nursing home
>>202304386yeah i know about the "emergency" needs for seeing a dentist, i have just given up on them. without some fag who thinks i drink piss on my dick about my yellow teeth mad because he cant kiss me, then i dont care
>>202304436chips with lasagna that already comes with garlic bread is insanely fat
>>202304227behind a chest of drawers in my accommodation at Magdalen College, Oxford when I was there to interview for PPE
going to lose my jobcontract is changing and the new equivalent role now demands that you can do literally everythingit's so fucking overfuck toil
>>202304457Swear you said you're teeth have exposed nerves or summit
thank you for moving it from being about race also black people can only>MUH DICK
you lads ever wanked at your grandparents house?
>>202304415There's not enough evidence to convince me that he was resurrected or that he performed miracles. Paul does refer to both in his Epistles and they were written before the Gospels, but the appearance of Christ in the Epistles is different to in the Gospels.>>202304435>For by grace you have been saved through faith, and this is not your own doing; it is the gift of GodIf faith in Jesus is a gift from God then I haven't received it and there will be a reason for that.
pee acid has dissolved toby's teeth away
taking my second of 4 or 5 daily shits
any french poofs in
>>202304480and everyone who complains about toothache is a bitch
>>202304460The Avian must triumph over the Mammal
can I afford a personal chef as a neet
>>202304437Thank you for your service
>>202304491lmao imagine writing this retarded ignorant shit and thinking you can talk about christologyarrogance of these atheistic morons is insane
good thing the student loan threshold is 30k haha literally only tarqs are gonna pay it off. cannae even find a job listing for more than 26k
>>202304491>If faith in Jesus is a gift from God then I haven't received it and there will be a reason for that.You're retarded
>>202304490Shagged the gf up the arse when we were staying at her grandmother's cottage
im on that teeth pulp extracted and smoked infective endocarditis
>>202304548cottaged your grandmother when i was staying at your gfs arse
Had root canal once
NHS dentists are complete shite anyway. My teeth were fucked and I would go back to an NHS dentist for 2 years and they'd barely do anything. Then as soon as I went private, fixed them straightaway. Dentists and receptionists there are much more pleasent too.
>>202304527I'm not an atheist I've already said that>>202304545Mate I've been to church loads this year, been reading the Bible and Christian Apologetic books and I'm still not convinced or have faith, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Faith isn't pretending to believe, it's believing, and if I don't believe I don't believe.
>>202304599>walks and quacks like a duck>the duck: reee im not a duckyou're spastic mate
had an anal root once
>>202304617Convert me then cunt rather than just calling me an idiot, what would Jesus do?
>>202304585Im with bupa, very good service there
hebraic myths is a bit of a weird cosmology to be really invested in when you live in Britain and the old gods are literally all around us
>>202304647>what would Jesus do?You're a seed for the crows
wonder how much of the air is made out of concentrated poo particles
NHS and American dentists genuinely want you to believe that eating toothpaste will somehow give you fluorosis that then affects your teeth, when its already in your body (instead of it fuckin up your kidneys and BP) because theyre so indoctrinated by drinking tapewater their entire lives and government who also fluorinates them and tells them to say that shit
>>202304647you write ignorant retarded shit and expect anyone to think you've looked into it or anything elseif you have actually coherent questions that can be engaged with then go ahead but i highly doubt it considering what you've written and how you act so far
>>202304585Exact same dentists btw thick cunt
>>202304599>Mate I've been to church loads this year, been reading the Bible and Christian Apologetic booksNo you haven't
Why do they act like we have student loans like the US does? You pay a tiny percentage of your salary a month and stop paying it in a few decades. It's basically a graduate tax, not a loan.
i genuinely havent drank water in almost 9 months
>>202304670honestly i was just messing with you before, you really dont brush our teeth? :/no wonder youre irate all the time
>>202304682No they're not.
>>202304711>ourdisregarded
>>202304671Rather than saying 'that's wrong because X' you've just called me ignorant and an idiot, if you know so much mate then tell me why I'm wrong. >I don't believe because X>Yeah well you're an ignorant moronDoesn't sound great does it mate>>202304686Yes I have
>>202304670Unrelated but what are your thoughts on the completely hidden half of Super Mario 64 that Nintendo hid within the game?
>>202304688see>>202304542
11k from that mysterious maze
>>202304682Baffling post
>>202304746you have not provided any arguments only nonsense about your imagination about christologyall you've written is "i dont believe cos i dont believe" wow fasciating stufflmao
>>202304746>>I don't believe because XYou haven't really made a statement like this to be fair mate
i actually just want to see a dentist just so they can see how fucked i am. im genuinely a marvel of modern humans - built different. writing a paper on how my body funtions would further every field of science by my life 5 times over
>>202304791>>202304791
why are the skarsgards such good actors