Anne Cresacre edition
THIS should be the thread
>>202309230should've been tbqh
Being a dosser is british culture
Let’s keep this one civil boys x
>>202311462i know you are, but what am i?
Poo
Fence the pool, Shut the Gate, Teach your kids to swim it’s great, Supervise Watch your mate and learn how to resuscitate
>>202311557oh great is this the new psyop
Slip slop slap
Im worried my programming will be activated and ill have to killIll have no choice
spotted bugberg on his shoulder lol
>>202311627corr the arse on that
two toasted vegemite scrangas down the hatch
>>202311627I’m famous! Hope my mum saw me
lets be honest, elden ring? not that good!
they was gonna choke him on golf balls
nth for the gyaldem
if i go on suicide watch and try to kill myself, and get out, then the race bait posters better start guarding their lives, because i will commit a double homicide
>>202311627hottentot moth
>>202309230this IS the thread lad. perfectly aged like a fine wine over the past hour. now let's all get to posting some good gimmicks and have a good time shall we ahaha xx
>>202311670Hope she marries a white man
dangerous and downright stupid post, that
>>202311674are you quite big and strong
Im going to do some korean chicken with a sweet/spicy sauce and some rice, for my teaYUMMY
>>202311683nah reading the comments now and yanks are saying it's called a lantern fly and is an invasive species which has been a problem on the east coast for a few years
https://youtu.be/PRZoDfsjt6s
>>202311700cry about it, race baiter. you belong in a gas chamber. call the police. give me your name and number
Always used to think Indian girls were peng until I started thinking about how the large volumes of spice in their diets must lead to constant inflammation of the intestines and anus.
>>202311583>just fuck my shit up
>>202311724Dominoes are doing Korean bbq pizza, wings and loaded fries. Why bother cooking when there’s new runtslop on offer
>Sheng nü (Chinese: 剩女; pinyin: shèngnǚ), translated as 'leftover women' or 'leftover ladies', are women who remain unmarried in their late twenties and beyond in China.>The National Bureau of Statistics of the People's Republic of China (NBS) and state census figures reported approximately 1 in 5 women between the ages of 25-29 remain unmarried.You're telling me there are tens of millions of sexy middle aged Asian women just waiting for me?
Writing a book called Memoirs of a Niggard
>>202311740imagine the farts
if you have any questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>202311740need need NEED a brown gf that knows how to cook good spicy cuisine
>>202311740You've made me want to wank to Indian girls now
>>202311778Tell us about the bears.
>>202311695she's engaged if not already married to a white lad
>>202311802what about them
https://youtu.be/N9ifBWWonfA
>>202311815Why did they kill the children?
>>202311778Is God real
>de lads>de lats>my lad>steaming as a rocket>bokkle>trentmill>uploaf>x been cancelled, x been cancelled>let me tell ya, let me tell ya>milk n more knocking at yer door>is that alright with you de lads?>no cooking for me my lad>butter bob, butter bob, butter butter butter bob>no pot washing for me my lad>aren't I? I am aren't I?>fink am a fokin idiot, do ya?>cum fukkin rraaaand>spanners all rraaaand>pissed as a mattress>get in, I said get in>coming on strong>big boy breakfast>every day we above ground is a great day>fuck off fly, fucking imbecile>fresh start tomorrah>it's Italian night, Italian night>16 stone bracket>stilton in yer jilton>I've followed frew ant I?>done me bollocks in>let me tell ya, let me tell ya>what i'm doing is what i'm doing>cnut cnut cnut>rougime>it lovely>It four times better>it lush, AND I MEAN LUSH>SNIFF THAT!>it not for me, but it might be for you
swear sometimes mousey is the nicest person you will ever meet and other times hes a twisted fucking psychopath
>>202311741shan loves to dye>>202311787Lord have mercy
>>202311764You’ll have to go to Beijing to meet a wealthy one though and Beijing is horrid. Shanghai is like any big city so it’s more liveable but there’s less of those sugar mummy type birds.
>>202311844they weren't childrenthere are countless articles on it on the internet that will have a more depthful asnwer than i can give>>202311849yes
>>202311806Corrrrr, the rare WFWM dynamic
>>202311451ROCKETMAAAAAN
>>202309174qrd?
Why are white women the only demographic who don't have an in-group preference?
you dont have a soul. your mind was raped by 4chan r9k
Any members of the rare White British diaspora in
>>202311893>Anne Cresacre (1512-1577) was the heiress of Edward Cresacre of Barnborough, Yorkshire, who after a turbulent childhood came under the wardship of Sir Thomas More. She was brought up within the More family, and in 1527 was betrothed (and in 1529 married) to Sir Thomas’s son John. This drawing is a study for a large group portrait of Sir Thomas More with his family, which was destroyed by fire in the eighteenth century.
>>202311898Actually they have the highest in group preference but you're a cuck poster
>>202311936interesting
>>202311867You've been asked countless times to explain why God made two magic bears appear to maul 40 children to death for calling a man bald and haven't answered once.Why ask for questions if your response is "google it" you fucking useless toad of a man
someone brought a cat into the office :3
>>202311882>WFWMit's standard amongst the gyal x baddiedem, amongst the couples I know of they all have white boyfriends except one with an asian bf
>>202311952liar
talking about race is the lowest hanging fruit
>>202311933Emigrated from Stornoway to Glasgow.
>>202311970aww
>Using a SFW board of 4chan
>>202311970very cute
watched one gun video and now my recommendeds is full of yank gun videos, i can't fucking stand it
>>202311970oh nicedidnt know that happeneddid you get to touch it
>>202311983what was it like seeing fire for the first time?
>>202311933hey x
mouseunc
>>202311958>You've been asked countless times to explain why God made two magic bears appear to maul 40 children to death for calling a man bald and haven't answered once.this is not trueand the description is not accuratei have nothing more ot add than the average article that has been written hundreds of times on googlei have no specific knowledge to add to a more succint explanation of the piecea piece of exegesis on this notriously overexegeted for atheists piece of scripture is pointless for me to try and rewrite
any steak pierish diaspora man in
>>202312034Hes going to kill himself soon isnt he? Thats a guarantee
reckon we have a few hughs posting among us right now
Crikey lads I just ate an entire large bag of Skittles by myself. 136g down the gullet. What am I like?
>>202312013Not worth it. No one told me there’d be so many Irish here. Miss my cave, desu.
>>202312077diabetic
walking through campus and saw about a million cute freshers girls shame I'm a third year incel FREAK
Riga looks peng as fuck.
>>202312034Genuinely bummed out about this. Huwie was my man, he was my icon of late-night television
>>202312077this but tangfastics for me
Tell us about the bears Diego.
>>202312011little critter was far too quick for me. In fact as I phonepost right now the owner is struggling to catch him to take him home haha
>>202312111FOLC
>>202312065good
>>202312077I'd guess 13 stone 7 lbs and around 5'9 in height, with dirty blond hair of medium length, slightly wavy and recededI think you haven't shaved for a few days but generally don't need to as you have slow-growing facial hair, and as it's light and thin it doesn't show as obviously anyway until it's been left for a week
>>202312111kek this was me last yeari recently graduated as a certified incel chud
>>202312077Hope it was these ones
>>202312111one of the closest tims i ever came to pulling a girl was a third year at uni on the fresh bar crawl and talking to a fresher about lord of the ringsbut being an ugly incel autist i ruined it by being cringe
>>202312130what the heck is he even doing there lolhe could poo in a plant
>>202312149>>202312158I've got one final chance to make things rightliving with my alt turbo shagger mate as well, I'm ready to leave this hellish existence
https://youtu.be/fmmH8WCD_y0
shagging freshers as a third years is wrong because... errrrrr... IT JUST IS OKAY?
any Binnenhof man in
I once made a group of fresher girls laugh at me because I spilled irn bru over my hand, attracting all the wasps in the world and I shouted in such a deep voice (thinking it would be hilarious to them) "BEEEEEEEEEEES!" but I just came across as a spastic. Still a virgin to this day.
>>202311970Wee cunt thinks he’s spiderman
>>202312192>living with a shagger as an incelgrimtrust me mate that doesnt mean 2 girls come back and one is yours its means 2 girls come back and both are his
>>202312205im 24 and i still go to freshers lol
>>202312212
>>202312212all the wasps in the world, was it
'avin a bikkie
>>202312212>I spilled irn bru over my hand, attracting all the wasps in the world and I shouted in such a deep voice (thinking it would be hilarious to them) "BEEEEEEEEEEES!"
Would I look out-of-place as a 32 year old man at a freshers party
>>202312221obviously I'm not a mong, I'll just have someone to go clubbing with etc.
Have any of you cultured gentleman tried a Keralan Lamb curry from M&S? I'm having one for supper tonight
>>202312185Apparently he's only 5 months old and the owner doesn't want to leave him alone in the house and seeing as how everyone was out today she decided to bring him in. He's still not been caught by the way, he's actually vanished lmao
>>202312271Don’t eat prepackaged slop.
>>202312212howling at this
>>202311862Her hair is falling out and she looks like shit
>>202312270again you realise this isn't a case of him wingmanning you girls it's a case of him getting the girls you want and/or her friend doesnt get with you but just leavesshaggers and incels arent meant to be together lol
>>202312212This is probably LARP but I laughed anyway. Thanks fat lad
>>202312279there are two families near me whose cat goes with them when they walk the dogthey don't invite him, he just toddles out and follows them
>>202311550Done 'im
Fresher girls are the peak of social heirarchy in the UK
>>202312308you smell like shit
>>202312271don't eat vile indian slop
>>202312326??
>>202312321I wish it wasn't real. it keeps me up at night sometimes. I genuinely don't know what I was thinking.
test
Gymtoil over, gonna have turkey teriyaki stir fry for tea
>>202312279Dob her in, claim it’s unfair those who may have allergies are being forced by management to work under these conditions. Mind and cc HR in on the email.
>>202312271I eat it every tuesday
>>202312349sounds fucking horrendous you stupid fat cunt
They should make plate sized troughs to eat from
why the fuck do I have a Norwegian flag from British airlines
>>202312346
>>202312312it's not about wingmanning it's about actually going out and socialising instead of spending another year locked up in my incel dungeon incel posting on the incel website
>>202312279hes gone and faded into the shadows the little blacky
Stink of ciggies and stale sweat :/
>>202312328True I am currently taking a shit which does smell of shit like normal
>>202312359not very christmassy that
>>202312364alright eurovision, we don't speak hurdy gurdy here so pipe down
>>202312346welcome back
ATTENTIONYou must all now tell me your most perverted sexual fetish
https://youtu.be/AFgB9ftD6rg
>>202312359it lush
what are some good shitposts I can make larping as a Norwegian
who is more serious than 911 but not emergency. so like 998, but more seriousfor the fire fighters. because fire fighting is epic
hilarious stuff here. hahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-BVgPeZR-Y
>>202312423FOY
>>202312403bbc cuck
imagine carrying a baby for 9 months and then naming it Callum lmao
>>202312416That one where you don’t say anything because no one cares, gaylord
have worked at several freshers nightclub events and ended each shift wanting to kill myself because of those dire little freaks. but i myself was also like that once upon a time aha x
>>202312416might move to china
>>202312403I g-g-genuinely can't.
>>202312212> and I shouted in such a deep voice "BEEEEEEEEEEES!"Vocaroo this I'm having a hard time imagining it
>>202312370honestly you're better off going out alone than going out with a shagger as an incel
>>202312403Middle aged Japanese office ladies in tights wanking me off with their feet
>>202312441And what exactly is the appeal of such a thing?
>>202312416kid on to be spaino to wind up the schizo canadian
>>202312440ringing 911 doesnt work in this country. Amerians wont pick up
>>202312461Yeah Steps homo
>>202312467make it thighs and you've got a deal
>>202312461Of course, H from Steps as he’s more commonly known.
>>202312431catherine tate is a pozzed woke goyslopping kikebower
toby you can't set fires ok
>>202312461for me, it's Claire
>>202312461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7doNO9e8d4
Haha yeah he's just a norweigan yeah ahah wont post his passport nope
>>202312416Make a thread about how you and your sister used to have loads of sex and it's normal for Norwegians
>>202312467i don't remember posting this
>>202312403being pissed on by multiple women at once
>>202312502Problem was the lost prophets lad liked them 5,6,7,8 months.
>>202312482Yeah that too. Or assjobs or that thing where they rip a hole in the tights and slip your cock in and just grind your cock between their arse and the tights until you cum
>>202312487keep going i almost have a Bingo
>>202312507BASILDON MENTIONED
good filmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs-rgvkRfwc
>>202312458Why not? Spill the beans, lad. Tell the judge you were engaging in a creative writing exercise (hashtag LOL)
>>202312403gentle femdom feminisation/gender transformation
Post every page from your passport, home address, flight number, height, weight, and age or your Spainlad
>>202312542errr clownpilled troonworld cuckwaffle..
>>202312572Nice try, Spaino
>>202312529Why do you desire such a thing, Brucey?
the Raped
>>202312466he's not a normie deano shagger he's a short alt kid with long hair who's very loose and will sleep with anyoneand I reckon I'd be fine pulling, I've turned down 2 opportunities in the past because I'm so wrapped up in my own little head
Post proof you have an IQ over 95 or you're Spainnonce.
this plane is landing so I'll just do what I do when I get a British flag and post "we're better than you" that always spawns seethe kek
>>202312610lmao so you were just frauding beforeyou're not an inceland he's not a shaggerso what was the point of that post,state of you
>>202312572classic goalpost movement cope from the groomlord
>>202312572I would but I don't know how to post images on here. Sorry, lad.
>>202312569Surgical?
>>202312572name on adam
>>202312606no fucking idea
My IQ is at least 190 but probably higher
big smelly poos
melty sounds like a word australians would use for ice cream
>>202312660tuna melt, surely
>>202312643in any sense really yeah can be surgical
>>202312403irrumatio with lots of vomit
>>202312630how is someone who's permanently shagging not a shagger?sorry for stealing your little incel badge of honour deegz but I'm still a dysfunctional unloved ghoul even if it is my own doing
>>202312649schizo canadian who is obsessed with spaino>>202312660desperate to fit in canadian who is obsessed with toby
I wonder how many english women have satisfied man's best friend over the last 24 hours, I bet it's at least 500
Might have a cheeky meltdown lolNo meetings today, such is life for us WFHchads haha x
/brit/ is my Checkers board
punished coomer
>>202312688schrodingers shaggerstate of you
>>202312685>irrumationot a clue what such a thing means tbqhwyl
Haha don't mind me just posting in my favourite thread: /Brit/
me and my effay asian gf
>>202312698>maybe if I post on the wrong trip, they'll think i'm trying to be him to make them think I'm not himretard paedo
>Aww yeah mate nipped down to the servo and the melty machine was buggered so I said yeah nah a tinny of roly poly coca coly will have to do it I reckon
>>202312747rogers crouton
>>202312753just don't spill it on the lounge in the lounge room
sg legs o'clock
>>202312753I'll fucking kill you
sorry got distracted, here's the booze order I mentioned in the last thread
anyone seen my vape this is an emergency
>>202312798goyslurp
>>202312802Blow it out your arse
>>202312802You are gay
>>202312798Finally I can get back to work now
>>202312798right. yeah. okay?
>>202312753lol they do be like this
rorkes da
GOING TO SELL A KIDNEY
toby WILL put out the firestoby WILL castrate the grey squirrelsand you'll do NOTHING about it
>>202312766
mi bombaaaaclaaaaaarrttt
having an all aussie adventure
>Hywel ap Cadell, commonly known as Hywel Dda, which translates to Howel the Good in English,[1] was a Welsh king who ruled the southern Welsh kingdom of Deheubarth and eventually came to rule most of Wales. He became the sole king of Seisyllwg in 920 and shortly thereafter established Deheubarth, and proceeded to gain control over the entire country from Prestatyn to Pembroke.[2] As a descendant of Rhodri Mawr through his father Cadell, Hywel was a member of the Dinefwr branch of the dynasty. He was recorded as King of the Britons in the Annales Cambriæ and the Annals of Ulster
>>202312854Ill throw him a fucking parade
>>202312877>rhodri mwaaaar :3
British Prime Minister Toby M. Nonce
>>202312877>>>/his/
>>202312894Was hoping they'd plummet to their deaths
just did a rape
>>202312919least mindbroken paki
>>202312919nasty little boy
>>202312917impressive how he managed to cut through her stomach without severing any of her internal organs! a magic chainsaw, mayhaps?
>>202312933is your mom pressing charges
>>202312933naughty
...and the latest from the rorkedem?
>>202312933you will never be a rapist
actually i bet firefighters go out to the station to ask them in person because theyre extroverts
>>202312957nah, your dog is
Sir Spain Poster lmfao
>>202312917leatherface wasn't as agile as this. he was a fat fuck who waddled around
>>202312974blacked to death inside HMP Sir Woke Barmer for rioting
woke mob…
>>202313010snorting
i really hope none of you lads would ever actually do a rape. terrible stuff
any dowagers hump man in
Selling my autism on eBay. 99p starting bid, no reserve, free UK postage.
>>202313024some women deserve it
>>202313024just a bit of rapenobody died
>>202312802Buy a new one
>>202313021cocaine
they call it woke because you gotta be sleeping to believe that shit
Being a virgin freak is a mentality and way of life, it's nothing to do with how much pussy you getFor example I shagged this weekend but spiritually I'm more of a virgin freak than any of you
mad how women want to be raped but consenuallyodd bunch
>>202312974
No-one will believe I'm posting from Canada :/
>>202313057Shagged a fat chink did you
Hearing a lot of sirens outside my smelly bedroom window. Last time this happened some fella stabbed a bunch of kids at a dance class. Bit concerned.
>>202313065I've found that on reddit tbqh, also surprising how many have a thing for dogs
>>202313057male virginity doesnt exist. there's no male hymen.
>>202313072this was a big hit webm back in the day
>>202311522starmer needs to fix this
i think i heard on YT that the hymen doesnt exist
>male virginity doesnt exist. there's no male hymen
just did a chortle
vaginal rejuvenation therapy
>>202313115nah thats what your "virgin" gf told you
it's not hyMAN is it
Two whole months since the big man's last post :(
>>202313164>the hymen doesnt existcopilot wont tell me!
>>202312403dont have one since i quit smoking weed
>>202313172funny how he finally got banned for cp
>>202313089>stabbed a bunch of kids at a dance classthe fact we don't kill such people shows how sick our society isthere's no redemption for a man like this
hypussy
men literally have an organ that excretes pheromones that goes dormant the first time you have sex lmao
swear nobody works on my street
>Other what exactly are these men doing? They aren't looking after family, they aren't studying, they aren't ill. Just Other and it's rising rapidly.
>>202313205Don't think that's true
>>202313205sounds nonsensical
mousey's copilot historyit's bloody mousey's copilot historyare there hymensmousey's copilot history
>>202313104>Shitty miserable job - £24k a year>Job that requires skills or qualifications - £28k a year>"In 2023, we have calculated that a single person needs to earn £29,500 to have an acceptable standard of living,"Yeah mental that people aren't working hard just to have a shitty life
>>202313212wanking and pooing wasnt an option
>>202313212Just can't be fucking arsed
>>202313205this just isn't true
>>202313212Never going to work for a country and government that actively hates me and says I'm a bad person for no reason.
T minus 12 minutes until the big birthday coffee walk commences de lads
There is a 60% chance a 24 year old man doesn't have a job and isn't looking for one. 60%. 24 years old and doesn't have a job and doesn't want one. It not right.
curry or as I call it poo risotto
>>202313281retard
GET THEM INTO FUCKING WORK NOW NOW NOW NOW BLOODY NOW
>>202313251Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo®ingballs
>>202313205so people can smell the virgin on me? This is...concerning
>>202313281what's the point of participating in a system that hates you
>>202313212It's 10% of 16-24 yr olds, nothing worrying really.
>work>cant afford anything>dont work>cant afford anythinghmm
>>202313289Just check the archives and no one from Croatia has ever called curry poo risotto
>>202313085Chink noShe was... larger however
>>202313281well shit i thought i was a retarded minoritymy contrarian nature now thinks i should get a job
any Norah Jones enjoyers in
>>202313355It's not 60% of young men it's 60% of NEETs
>>202313345Did she make the Earth shake with every thrust
>>202313281Every professional workplace in the country is filled with women. Women have a huge huge advantage when it comes to getting these jobs. It was bad 5 years ago and has only gotten worse. But of course this all be blamed on men as usual and only continue to get worse.
NEETs aren't even looking for work. Most have zero interest in ever even finding work. That is totally insane. I hear all day about how being a NEET is the worst thing in the world and it's the NEETs saying it but they won't look for work. can't be that bad then
i'm on my knees youre majesty... :'(
>>202313400>>202313400
>>202313396>Every professional workplace in the country is filled with womenCooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr need to wank asap to the mere existence of women
*reaches out for the fruit that stops oil with a shit eating grin on my face*
