>2011+13>not making the newISHYGDDT edition
Look at me! Dr. Zoidberg - homeowner.
off to toil
>Mom got ‘rush’ from repeatedly suffocating baby, MO cops say. ‘Last time he was blue
>>202336948I’ve actually been to tangier, apparently that’s where all the French paedos used to hang out back in the day and used to hang out in cafes and shit writing gay poetry
Aussie power hour kicking in like in Das Boot when they’re 280 metres under water and they have to flush the water for the sub to rise
>>202337089I'm making tea and crumpets if you want any.
>>202337089power hour isn't for another 4-5 hours, i think i'm the only bruce here at the minute and i'm about to leave
Booking my flight to Tangier
what went so wrong /brit/bros?
>>202337123Have a shave ya bum
waiting for my life to start
>>202337107Enjoy bro it was nice when I visited a couple years ago >>202337132;(e
I really dont like those people who make tiktoks or youtube videos where the entire premise is to make food that aesthetically looks good but actually isnt
>>202337156This but about getting a gf
Ever been hypnotized?
plum ginger red bull
>>202337183in a way having a gf is a stepping stone for your life to start, you need to have something to live for as well as a different perspective from time to time
>>202337205only by ambien
>>202337132mental elves mate give him a break
>>202337196Why did he do it?
feel like getting a few grams of ketamine and having an absolute cracker of a time but that would completely eat my savings
>>202337245never bought much ket and havent in a long time but isnt it less than 20 quid a gram
>>202337245What's the high like? Do you sniff it?
>>202337261it's usually around 80-100 dollarydoos a gram, if you care enough you can convert that yourself (i think the AUD is worth a little more than half of a british pound)
i love Jesus
>>202337270kind of like a mix between being drunk and high on weed, except without the anxiety that weed can give you, and yes you sniff it, smells like burnt rubber
morning lads. What on earth are you doing up at this time then? (attention JFs, "its the middle of the day" is not an acceptable answer, this is /brit/. Go back to your own generals. Aussies, no this isn't your general. /anzac/ used to be a thing back in the day. Make it again.)
>>202337307Ever done fentynal?
>>202337315no, i do abuse opioid painkillers though
Big fan of benzos, me.
>The final messages from the five-person crew of the Titan submersible moments before it imploded, killing all inside, was "all good here", a hearing has revealed.
>>202337347not very funny though is it
the existence of slavs and eastern europe is pretty odd if you think about itbetween western europe which is by far the most successful region in the world and asia are a bunch of other europeans in the steppe and tundra who didnt amount to much
>>202337270it's a dissociativeit's used in medical settings as a general anesthetic
>>202337351actually I find it hilarious and maybe you would too if you weren't a sheep to evil billionaires.
>>202337347
>>202337362Everyone needs a sidekick and slavs are the sidekick of Westerners.
>>202337376i hate billionaires as much as anyone but i wouldn't mock their deaths, it's not cute
this is what happens when you develop a serious ketamine habithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF9-56NE2ho
>>202337376In hindsight perhaps they should have done more research and put money into building a new craft iirc they had experienced problems prior to the incident you've mentioned
Very interested in this new left wing party called 'collective' that's just been founded
>>202337270if you take a bit you feel moderately drunkif you take a bit more you feel really drunk and sort of floaty and weirdif you take a little too much you become completely incoherent and incapable then pass out>>202337284yea thats definitely more than i ever paid for it. very popular at unis here though so theres probably a supply surplus
>>202337406bit early for you this morning commiemong isn't it?
actually screaming whenever a bit of fancy graffiti goes up in a shitstain of a town and everyone there starts bellowing "OMDZ is this banksy?"
hate how my recommendeds on youtube constantly gets videos made by literal whos that have less than 1000 viewsi understand it's probably a good thing that they're giving small channels a chance to be seen but most of them just make incoherent formulaic zoomer-tier dreck at the best of times, i don't want that shit in my life
>>202337386give me an example of them being sidekicks because i cant think of anymore of like the odd kid out that has to play the bad guy during cops and robbers involuntarily
>>202337457I have a autistic tick that whenever I'm recommended a video that has under a million views then I won't watch it. My reasoning being if it only has, for example, 800k views in over 5 months it mustn't be very good. Even if I'm interested in the topic.
>>2023375011M views is a pretty unreasonably high standard, even fairly major channels can sometimes not crack 1M on a video
>>202337501This post has 3 views.
*points at your chest*something on your shirt dingus
this is my world today
think i'm a fairly nice person by nature but years of isolation and exposure to the dark side of the internet have turned me into a hateful cunt
>>202337469They were used by the Austrians for centuries as soldiers.
lotta ambigous brownoids online
i'm a freaki'm a weirdo
i'm a crepei'm a weirdough
>>202337569I have spent years in isolation and on the dark side of the internet and I am not hatefulmaybe it's something else
can feel new fat cells forming in my belly as we speak
What will be the first words spoken by a woman on the moon?
>>202337569
>>202337635'for the united human family' or something gay
>>202337635"I flew to another celestial sphere just so I wouldn't have to have sex with you anon"
>>202337635she'll make tiktok video, "gen Z on the Moonie"
>>202337635"That's one giant leap for a woman - me. I made the first step on the moon. And other women are probably important too."
Eating me reheated bab wraps
P Diddy, one of rorkes heroes, has been arrested
>>202337635"straight white men, the moon was never meant for you"
i know a girl who's a 27 year old virgin but she's pretty ugly so it stands to reason
>>202337635why she would be on moon without her husband?
Oh no, not Sean puffy combs P Diddy daddy!
>>202337716why not giver her a root?
crazy how the first bloke on the moon totally flubbed his lines
>>202337717oman you gotta be kidding me
Rorkes heroes>P Diddy>Kevin Spacey>Big Harv Weinstein>Bill Cosby>Micheal Jackson
>>202337716How much does she weigh?
you will all be happier when you realize we are all just the same god just passing through different transient dreams of the same single imagination of one single mindi am youyou are mewe are himall the sameonewe all share everything we ever did and have donein all divinityfacets of god
>>202337768I am the eggman, they are the eggman. I am the Walrus.
>>202337716I know a single 29 year old virgin girl who is the very definition of a butterface but her body is unbelievably incredible. Genuinely one of the most amazing arses I have ever seen.
omg you cant say that
some people say it with flowers some people say it at lloyd's but you don't find many trying to say it with humanoids
feel like SHIT
>>202337730i don't want to, this may not be obvious to a virge but having sex all willy nilly can seriously complicate your life>>202337756not sure, pretty chubby though>>202337786corr get her shagged
>>202337786why is she a virgin
corporation tshirt stupid bloody tuesday
>>202337832yeah but why not giver her a root?
>>202337852Punches above her weight when searching for guys who want nothing to do with her because of her face (I can't stress how hideous her head and face is). I've not got a chance because I'm fat :(
>>202337876feels like there's something else going on if she's still a virgin at 29.
You have underestimated meI'm not a clownI'm the entire fucking circus
>>202337768I can say the n word, I used to be a nigger
>>202337909none that I'm aware of but I'll be close by when she finally realises she needs me
>>202337922Sorry buddy, racism outside of /b/
>>202337937>I'll be close by when she finally realises she needs meOh my days mate...
just witnessed someone subtly announce a report
phwoarfinkin bout the kittingtonshiream i not
>>202337954Ah ah ah, pointing out that someone has broken the rules is not announcing a report
>>202337952mate, I'm bringing her tea, getting her lunch. I usually hang out around her desk at midday and she's practically all over me.
im a virge at 29 only because of autism and got plenty of attention in schooljust fuck my shit up
>>202337969Mate...
>>202337969because you're getting her lunch you fucking idiot. bet she can't believe you fell for the virgin story as well, you specky mongo
taco tuesday
corr meMshaggin fat birds up the arse in a legally consensually waythats what i doas johnson once said on peep show
>>202337918no one goes to the circus anymore
>>202338000you just look in the mirror do you?
>>202337969bro got friendzoned and doesnt even realize it
>>202338000Who needs to when we've got Louis the clown right here
not too fond of technoindustrial society you see
Dudes think getting a girl is like grinding an MMO or something...>If I get her 200 lunches I'll level up!
>>202338000modern society is literally a circus and you're part of it
>>202338004no, i come here
>>202337843>>202337832
you cunts are just jealous that I'll soon be plapping away at a lovely arse while you lot are still posting here at 5am lmao
>>202337843you instantly tell she is dutch from facial structure
>>202338037
>>202338025howling
>>202338057I instantly don't care
might start telling my gf how l'm really feeling
>>202338079When are you going to start telling yourself how you really feel?
>>202338125what does that even mean?
>>202338079Never show a woman emotion.They will always hold it against you.
why are THEY so rude?
>>202338141You never heard of the term "lying to yourself"?
>>202338175yeah do you have much experience with it?
been at toil for an hour and i'm about ready to top myself
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1726546177140619.webmlol why was the tesco worker rude to this girl
>>202337501almost any channel that gets over a million views regularly isn't worth watching
>>202338188ktim my job is so shit. Need to be asleep in 50 minutes if I'm going to get adequate rest for tomorrows toil. My body hurts so bad from walking on satanic concrete and lifting dusty boxes
>>202337969ffs
>>202338186Aye Memories of telling myself "oh she's just busy", naively denying feelings of neglect
>>202338188>>202338217
Rebecca Ferguson is so flipping sexo
>>202338206
>>202338254Agreed.
Rebecca Ferguson mogs Emily Blunt so hard it's brutal
>>202338036your smelly childhood bedroom is the circus and youre the clown 190
Need are Emma to squeeze one out on my face.
l'm a very special lad and only watch youtube videos of columbo reviews if they have less than 1 million views
i should become a cop.
>>202338298
shag 50+ year old women, no rubber
whole house reeks of catbergs poo. vile disgusting creature
Emily Blunt is the archetype of mid.
>>202338338but cat people tell me dogbergs are the disgusting pets?
>>202338321me playing hogwarts legacy with the leaked loverslab mods
>>202338335i have busted deep inside an old slag it was mental. worth the herpes even
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUDt4qTjEWc
brotherstein is a cringe libertarian
Don't like people who are unreasonable
reckon dante alighieri had a fart fetish since he wrote the lust circle of hell as being windy
>>202338388Why are skinny guys with blond bowl cut hair almost always turbo chuds
>>202338338let it outside you bastard
Well, tonight thank God it's themInstead of you
>>202338204nvm this girl is british playing an accent lol
Jesus Christ.Hitler.Ted Kaczynski .Sponsor that
Rebecca Ferguson is in this show called Silo.The first episode begins with a different, much uglier, woman who's a coal burner with a black husband but she dies at the end of the first episode.
>>202338204>>202338479americans are so easily fooledlike childrenreason being they pretend their life is a moviethey act every day instead of being themselfbrits can put on american accent and be in films and americans wont even know because theyre that stereotypical and dumb
>>202338545You guys believe in evolution
>>202338545>reason being they pretend their life is a movie>they act every day instead of being themselfI want to defend my people. I don't want to be like one of those self-hating cucks.But I'm afraid you're about that. I have to agree with you on that point. I know exactly what you're talking about.
>>202338545it's not hard to pass as american faggot be quiet
>>202338574baited no one award
>>202338536If you don't fix your racist attitude I'm gonna spoil the entire show for you
>>202338591toryboy award
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7xLZhheFPM
Diddy arrested
>>202338593I was glad that it was the ugly woman who was the ill fated coal burner instead of Rebecca Ferguson. She is too pretty to be defiled in such a way.
>>202338645
>>202337015I know you guys think London is a shithole but man it must be cool to have free museums and i really hope i can visit it soon
oh! covid 1984! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS! LIBTARDS!
And I’ve been wanking my way back to poo, babeWith a burning bum inside
>>202338589thats my point idiot
>>202338574black populations in the US are more christian than most other areasmake of that what you will
L.A Noire is such a classic game. Still fuming that they killed the follow up, Whore of the Orient.
>>202338792blame australians
Might start paying women to come to my house, get tied up, and take naughty photos. I'll be sure to post them here if I follow through
>>202338774we are stupid because we're fooled by something that's easy to do?fantastic logic there
>>202338688its wild how Britain has such cool history while us Americans have no culture or history
I actually did shit in my pants one time, not memeing. I don't know what happened, maybe I ate something bad, but I was just standing at the toilet peeing, and suddenly my bum started gushing out a pooey waterfall into my pants and I couldn't stop it. It was so bad I actually just threw those pants away instead of even trying to clean them.I'm not sure what was going on that day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IptvjZB4y4
>>202338792sorry but westerns are cooler than film norie
>>202338817You're wrong
>>202338836Yeah?
>>202338861British history and european history in general is cooler than america's american history was only cool when it was cowboys and gunslingers
>>202338836Wow. That's quite a story.
got some nurofen plus might do the CWE thing if l can be bothered
>>202338884>>202338885
Stinky girl anuses
>>202338816>we are stupidcorrect
>>202338836a little taste of /cum/
I sometimes imagine fake conversations in my mind. It's usually just people making casual chit chat and being friendly.
>>202338997 retard can't even string together coherent logic and just goes no u
>>202339008same although sometimes it turns into a debate and l get in a weird mood
>>202339008My thoughts are always having a conversation in my head
i'm voting for harold saxon
>>202339023youre literally going no u right now little bro
>>202339072That guy died at the Battle of Hastings.
get the poo shagged
>>202339089it makes it worse that you went "Battle of Hastings" all proper like youre a historianfuck you thats not what he was called ffs IDIOT
>>202339084am i yeah
>says here in the history books the good guys won every time!>England's most famous battle was the good guys losing
chinos and a polo todayprobably the least smart "smart" clothes i can get away with
>>202339130You are seething for some reason. Calm down.
>>202339182which Ukrainians?
>>202339182catyank go to fucking bed>>202339193and you too
Started waking early today to try and fit an hour or so of exercise in before the day begins. It’s so fucking hard. No idea how people do this. Got up about 30 minutes ago, about to head to the gym now.
>>202339182You’ll get banned for using the T-word just FYI. >>202339187Same goes for you.
>>202339205I'm not catyank you mong. This is the second time I've been wrongly identified as catyank in a /brit/ thread.
99 days until christmas!
>>202339213probably time to change your behaviour then
>>202338836When I was like 11ish my appendix burst, my mom took me to the doctor and the retarded whore (only working there because it was family owned and her father and brother were doctors there first) said I just "had a bad tummy ache" and was exaggerating for attention, parents took me back home and the moment we walked in the door I shit, pissed and vomited all at the same time then slipped in it, they picked me back up and rushed me to the hospital thankfully, on the way there I threw up on the back of my mom's head from the back seat twice as wellturns out it had already been burst for nearly a day but one of the side effects of non meme autism is increased pain tolerance so I was just handling it particularly well despite being moments from death, ended up having to have emergency surgery, thank god the indian doctor that was originally supposed to do it was involved in some sort of crash or something on the way to the hospital and instead I got some stern old eastern European man who told my father that I had a 50/50 chance to live but that he was going to pray to god and make it 95/5, the day before I was released he also came to visit me and told me "if all is good in the world you will never see me again, good luck little man"if you are still out there euro (possibly russian?) man I still pray for you
>>202337015Holy fuck I fumbled the bag badly. a girl made fun of me because i blush easily and i was called adorable
pickling a poo
>>202339072That episode was the greatest piece of evidence other than Years and Years that Russell T Davies is a politically illiterate mongHe seemed to think we directly vote for the PM with all the Vote Saxon shit AND in the same episode has the US President call himself President-Elect because RTD said he thought that was the full title of the office
off for my morning run
Stop all funding for Ukraine NOW.
>>202339264it's actually a children's programme mate so i'm not sure it matters
American tax dollars should not support Zelensky's terrorist regime.
putting a fiver in an envelope and writing UKRAINE on it before posting
My tax dollars should not be supporting school lunches for black children either, we already know where 99% of them will end up and we already have a crisis on our hands with them, they should go to supporting poor white kids who statistically are more likely to contribute to society and can have their chances further improved by having access to a more lavish healthy lunch (currently not doable because blacks suck up that money)
>>202339350White people in Ohio are evicted from their homes to make room Hatian voodoo savages who eat dogs and cats.
l'm the only Brit awake...
>>202339374wrongI have done you
>>202339397you could be sleep posting
>>202339374not truei'm off to toil in 20
another shit yank post from a desperate yank trying to join in
>>202339408im so sorry
The Red Army liberated Western Belarus and Western Ukraine 85 years ago today.
My life is terrible
>Starmer reinstates the whip in time for Abbott's re-election>she shits all over him anywaylmaoutterly cucked
>>202339451didn't happen
>>202339451would be Peter Falk's 97th birthday
>>202339310Years and Years wasn't, and neither was Torchwood
>>202339458
*rolls over and farts*
>>202339469don't watch virgin telly so i wouldn't know
>>202339253I also have this curse, recently a colleague was making a raunchy sex joke and I started to blush and got humiliated
>>202339457that fucking ape is NOT a person
>>202339533Alri Emma
>>202339457he reinstated the whip because he was forced to, not because he's a good personhis treatment of abbott was a joke
Sir Keir Stormer
Sir Kike Server
the bakers
Sir Cock Stroker
Sir Clothes Taker
why did we read about cravens drug overdose in the news but not mihais
Floods in Poland? Love to see it.
>>202339602not a looker in the bunch, and four of them look like poofs. Usually the Beeb has the common courtesy to put a young qt in or at least a milf
cathys rotten corpse
Sir Cat Stevens
>>202339624Did Mihai's drug overdose actually fix him though? He just posts 1 word responses these days he almost never goes on schizo rants anymore
>>202339634it's not on the beeb
reminder abbott hates whitey even though she can't seem to work out how a pair of shoes works
>>202339624mihai didn't overdose, he got bummed to death
Sir Coke Snorter
>>202339660ah yeah, I forgot it moved channels. Shows how often I watch it lel
>>202339662she doesn't hate whitey she hates racists as well she might
sir cake slicer
>>202339653he died niggathe guy you're thinking of just uses his name to reply "phwoar" whenever someone posts about their pooey hairy bumhole
>>202339684no, she hates whitey and is racist herself
Sir Rune Scaper
>>202339710>he died niggaNo one ever posted an obituary so I don't believe the meme
>>202339721she loves white cock though
Sir Fear Monger.
>>202339730that's what I'm saying we know his name so why was no obituary found even though he clearly overdosed
remember when Abott said 'us blacks are just superior parents and people and l'm going to put blacks first and the problem with this country is white people'?
>>202339721Not true and I challenge you to find any evidence to back up your claimYou won't
sir deer stalker
Do you find it weird how seldom people get pooed on by birds? Feels like it should happen all the time
>>202339773>“Are Finnish girls, who may never have met a black person before, let alone touched one, best suited to nurse in multicultural Hackney?’’ Abbott asked, expressing surprise that “blonde, blue-eyed girls from Finland” had been chosen rather than Caribbean nurses “who know the language and understand British culture and institutions’’.That's racist.
>>202339804happened to me once as a kid, very traumatic
>>202339810No it's not
>>202339804lad in school got pooed on by a bird when we were eating outside for lunch a fond memory
i was attacked by a swarm of horse flies on the beach today
Trains are all fucked lads, fire at London Bridge :/
>>202339822Yes it is. Unless blacks are not quite as human as whites.
>>202339849that happened to me on a holiday in Wales once, it was horrible
>>202339877no toil for you then?
>>202339877like the nursery rhyme?
Howlinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymour_Cocks
Do you think the British belonged in the places they colonized
>>202339885You idiot, she's just saying Caribbean are a better fit for nursing jobs in HackneyAlso Finns aren't white
>>202339916You can belong wherever you want with big guns and a will to do extreme violence
Just walked past my favourite dogThey're very old and walk slow and funny but still walk out ahead of their owner
>>202339927A nurse is a nurse, fuck off. She'd be the first to cry racism if whites were deemed a better fit in whatever posh hospital you lot have. Can't have it both ways.
Jackie Brown 2-3 times a year easily. EASILY. Make it 4, see if I care. Why would I care?
rorke doing a nasty slimey poo
>>202339966I live in Lambeth so the nurses are all BLACK
>>202339995remind to not get sick in Lambeth
>>202339956my favourite dog was this big fat white lab called Fred that would always waddle up to say hello whenever I walked past his houselong gone now unfortunately
Slept in the library at uniSurprisingly comfy and quiet Was worried someone at staff might wake me up and kick me out but no one cared
>>202339966l live in Surrey and my GP is lndian but he doesnt have an accent and was raised and educated here
>>202339644
Misty out again
>>202340016If you are racist don't get sick anywhere in the UK, NHS is chiefly staffed by non-hwytes
>>202340021did this a few times in my uni days, my library was large and open 24hrs so there were entire sections of the building with nobody in them you could have a cheeky kip in
>>202340038yea, i heard what a shitshow it is
>>202340022>raised and educated hereno problem then
>>202340046Yeah not sure they can cure what you have, treatment for 'being a cunt' is too costly
The politics of 'stop the boats' has been disastrous & unwinnable for Tories & it will be for Labour.There are about 1.22m immigrants to the UK each year. Stopping every boat would mean there were 1.20m.To frame the immigration challenge as 'stop the boats' is lazy & weak.
>>202339644Fuck OFF gingernonce.
>>202340074are you abbott's son or something? she's the racist one
>>202340101That would be you
My train is one minute EARLY
stop the booaaatts
>>202340087Was just explaining this to my dog
The only racist here is me.
>>202340132>>202340132
>>202340107a finn nurse can take care of a black patient just fine in my opinion
