Is farting a lot a sign of an unhealthy gut?

sir keel hauler

>>202340141
probably yh

signed up for Shudder might watch some French or Asian extreme films

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>Mom got ‘rush’ from repeatedly suffocating baby, MO cops say. ‘Last time he was blue

*massages your back*
you feel that?

>>202340159
you posted this earlier l can only assume you love talking about dead babies

>>202340158
I recommend Ebola Syndrome if its on there

>>202340176
never been to Oxford myself, might visit one day and maybe bump into are Timmy

Here is how to reduce migration:
Step 1 - commission a study on the effects of reducing migration on the economy

Step 2 - make the results of that study well understood through various stooges in the media (higher costs of living, need for more taxation)

Step 3 - restrict migration with new rules

Step 3 + n - whenever the people complain about life in the UK you can blame the migration policy that everyone asked for

just don't understand why people are so desperate to come here, do they think the streets are paved with gold?

>>202340212
THEY GOT CARS BIG AS BARS
THEY'VE GOT RIVERS OF GOLD

>>202340212
Lots of people speak English and many will also have family and friends already here

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run toil done
getting back on the wagon lads

>>202340222
shut up gaylord

>>202340172
thanks mate

decided l do love the gf l'm just not sexually attracted to her

>>202340268
the ideal relationshp
as long as shes not shagging anyone else

>>202340268
For what it's worth I regret breaking up with my gf I was in that position with. You mad?

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the scranfast as it were

>>202340280
not that ideal since l'm sexually unsatisfied even if we shag
>>202340286
what made you regret it, just being alone?

>>202340287
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

>>202340306
dont like sex me

>>202340172
not on there, watching High Tension instead

>>202340322
damn :(

going out to buy a hotdog in approx 15 mins

>watch French movie
>its disgusting

>>202340347
Bit early

>watch french film
>can't understand a word they're saying
FUCKS sake

>>202340306
That and we were just relationship aligned, ladies are better at seeing that than guys are

>>202340363
I know and there probably won't be any but I'm bloody starving

>>202340347
don't fuck dogs mate

got my teeth priced up in the UK and they quoted me 17k

got my teeth priced up in turkey at a highly rated dentist and they quoted me £4k, booked myself in and a 10 day holiday on turkey all for half the price of the UK quote waheyyy turkey teeth coming on strong for me my ladssss, might take the remaining money and put it towards jaw realignment in czech since I have a slightly off centre jaw from when I broke it x

>>202340347
where does hotdogs for breakfast?

>>202340370
is french your target language?

>think I'll have a beer
>"it's x o'clock anon"

Normies make me sick, it's a prison of the mind, you can do whatever you want at any time of day

going clubbing today lads
hoping the md will temporarily disable my autism

>>202340385
WHAT?

>>202340416
Can't stargaze at noon can you

>>202340419
its tuesday

>>202340419
Back at uni are you?

>>202340378
Rollover hotdogs, you can find them in petrol stations and some supermarkets. They're pretty similar to cinema hotdogs, cheap and nasty but hit the spot

>>202340429
>"it's x day"
Another pathetic mindbroken normie

>>202340431
yep

>>202340436
He's right though it is quite literally tursday

>>202340426
You can in the polar regions during winter

>>202340457
Can't see the best star (Sirius) so why bother

miss taking drugs but l'm too old and have no friends now so it would be pathetic

it's chewsday innit

100% the dog dies in this French horror movie

>>202340478
>>202340478
>have no friends now so it would be pathetic
I reckon this is how most people ruin their lives with drugs, start doing them in a state of loneliness spiralling into destitution and homelessness

have you ever been tricked or otherwise rused by an ethnic?

Complainlad in?

>>202340559
I've been tricked many times in business by Indians and Jews

>>202340559
they've tried
oh how they've tried

Life is brutally short. Every day, every hour, every minute that you spend procrastinating, doubting, or letting yourself be distracted, is time you will never get back. No one will hand you success or fulfillment on a silver platter.
Think about the people you love most; your parents, your friends, anyone who matters. One day, they will all be gone, or you will. All those conversations you could have had, all the dreams you could have pursued, all the time you could have spent building something meaningful will be nothing but regret if you don’t make the most of what you have right now.

And here's the cold, hard truth: there are people out there with fewer resources, less support, and far worse odds than you who are fighting tooth and nail every day to create something out of nothing. They’re working harder, putting in the hours, and making the sacrifices. While you hesitate, they are already miles ahead.

No one will remember your potential if you waste it. And the saddest part is, you’ll never know what you could have been if you keep wasting time, waiting for some perfect moment to start. There is no perfect moment. There is only now. And every minute you don’t commit to your goal is a minute you hand over to failure.

>>202340530
yep they killed him

>>202340614
yeah?

Beefy farts are kicking in

>>202340614
ok so why are you posting here instead of doing something worthwhile?

>>202340614
how is that going to make my life-ending amount of depression go away

just going to this grassy knoll in the vicinity of Trump for no particular reason lads, brb

>>202340559
I've had one dump me right after moving into a new flat together

got boner hnggg

>>202340675
Same, thinking about the fat arse I fucked on Sunday again.
Gotta save my load for Friday tho

dont look back at sex with the missus with any fondness since l'm not sexually attracted to her

>>202340701
why did you get with her in the first place?

>>202340674
ever shag her up the arse?

>>202340674
kek how did that even happen

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>>202340347
>going out to buy a hotdog in approx 15 mins
https://youtu.be/pmLpSY5w6u0

my mother used to give me a spoonful of fish oil in the morning
thats why i grew up to be a big strong boy

>>202340720
that's probably why you have moobs

>>202340707
we just got on well and liked hanging out and she wanted to shag so obviously l did and the relationship just kinda happened

>>202340708
Him, and yh

>>202340710
We had lived together a couple years, moved, and then he decided we were better as friends or something

>>202340742
don't know what to tell you, la

HELLO?

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it's been like this for 3 whole days

DAYS

need a poo

>>202340834
HI ANON

>>202340838
poor bugger, what is it?

>>202340841
I'm doing a horrific protein poo right now

>>202340857
Can't tell you or my IP would be visible as the only one in the swarm.

wasn't born yesterday lad

>>202340841
>>202340859
lol I need a poo as well
crazy

>>202340716
ktilm

>>202340859
>>202340870
no way haha
lol

That's four days in a row of not being a fat fucking slob, we're ALL going to make it :)

>>202340838
is this porn?
it's porn, isn't it

>>202340883
>>202340870
what are the chances
lol

>>202340892
keep up the good work champ

back from the co-op
they didn't have any hotdogs
day ruined

>Married Teacher Accused of Having Sex With Boy, 16, in Classroom as Students Kept Lookout Pleads Guilty
people always go on about how bad this is supposed to be, but I reckon if it ever happened to me I wouldn't have become such a shut-in freak, and instead would have became a confidence filled shagger excelling in life

>>202340910
What did you get instead?

>>202340911
same, all I needed was that little kick-start in my youth to set me on the right path but nah I became a socially awkward recluse instead

>>202340910
The hotdogs and burgers all come out about 11am, replacing the bacon and sausage baps.
t. coop pro

l'm so bored when l'm sober

>>202340911
If you ever read these articles beyond the headline, the way the woman teacher gets outed / caught is always the same: the lad either blabs to his friends who spread the word and his mum finds out that way or the mum checks her sons phone or the mum wonders where her son is going at X time of night.

Every time it's the mother.

>>202340950
find something to do then

if toilberg didn't force me to the office two days a week reckon i wouldn't shower

Doing a poo now, it's diarrhea

>>202340932
I grabbed some sosij and eggs, will do a quick and dirty fryup instead

Mothers WANT their sons

>>202340966
I'm a shut in and I shower every day, love being nice and clean

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Like this image a lot

>>202340963
His dad apparently knew and endorsed it

inhaling an instant

co-op is easily the worst supermarket going

the food is just... not good. To say nothing of the extortionate prices.

>>202340997
It's fine

>>202340963
I also blame my own mumberg for turning me into a shutin loser, she wouldn't even let me get in a car with mates because she was worried we'd crash

>>202340990
Me on the right (dolewaller)

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closing in on my 4000th film

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cracking start to the day

>>202340997
co-op is great unless you go to mousey's local one probably

>>202341047
sad

>>202341047
Ever see turtles in time?

>>202340997
you aren't wrong, but the only supermarket in my gay little town is a co-op so I have no option
they stock some nice local ciders and bakery items but everything else is very mid

>>202341054
not bad but if you're going to - trose for 'dines you may as well pick up some organic unhomogenised milk whole you're there

>>202341054
cooorrr might make some deenz and rice myself actually

>>202341029
I distinctly remember the turning point which I believe made me a shut in loser, when I was about 9 or so I suppose. The most likeable and popular children in my class would go out and play, sometimes near the brook which was a 5-10 minute walk from my house, and one time they invited me. I asked my mom but she refused to let me go because she thought it was too dangerous and thought I would either drown or be kidnapped, so I wasn't invited again after saying I couldn't go and they kind of stopped speaking to me as much throughout the year.

>>202341059
why?
>>202341071
yes

>>202341121
enrolling into pooniversity

seen about 20 films me I reckon

>>202341099
>I asked my mom but she refused to let me go because she thought it was too dangerous and thought I would either drown or be kidnapped
ktim
so many times I asked if I could go out with friends and mum's anxiety held me back
stupid fucking cunt

>>202340132
you bloody blastard your edish was filtered

>>202341155
Which was the best/worst?

>>202339220
>>202339213
mongs

>>202341160
I think my own mother's anxiety somehow became my personality and rubbed off on me, I hate it

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>>202341029
When I was around 11 or 12 I had quite a long commute to get to school, probably 40 minutes in the car. One weekend my mates were going into town to wander around and I asked my mum if I could go and she said she'd much prefer if we all went to this retail park that was about 5 minutes away from our house "in case anything happened".

This retail park was probably an hour's drive away for most of these lads' parents, towards the outskirts of the city, nowhere near any of their houses, and had shit like a DFS Sofas shop, a shitty Odeon cinema, and a Claire's Accessories.

What was she expecting me to do? Phone up my group of 8 mates and be like "erm yeah instead of getting the train into town and explore, why not have your parents drive you to this empty retail park to accommodate me and my mother in case I graze my knee or something?".

>>202341161
lmao, I assume because it had bee bee see in it?

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Odovacar
Odovacar
Released 22 January 2007 (Update)
Members Yes
Race Human
Location The Lair of Tarn Razorlor
Gender Male
Options Talk-to, Bank, Collect
Examine A roving banker.
Map

Odovacar is the poor banker in Tarn's Lair. He allows players to access their banks or check their Grand Exchange offers, for a fee of 100 coins per use of his services. Players are advised to bring a good amount of coins (at least a couple thousand) in case they plan on making frequent use of his services, such as banking drops from the monsters in the dungeon. Unlike other bankers, Odovacar does not un-note items for players.
Dialogue

>>202341161
Filtermongs get filtered

>>202341173
best: wall-e
worst: captain america

>>202341208
Toby

>mom

foy

Mothers - who needs them?

>>202341187
mumbergs are strange creatures
now mine has the cheek to ask why I haven't bought any girls home
it's because you forced me to spend my crucial formative years imprisoned at home you silly cow

>>202341208
egg

>>202341187
I never once went into town with anyone because of similar experiences.
>>202341233
We say mom where I am in the midlands. More true to original English btw.

>>202341252
>>202341187
Suppose it's dad's job to tell her to pack it in
My dad's too wet for that though

don't think mumberg would care if I'd been shagging my teacher. unfortunately not only did I not shag any teachers I have never had sex ever.

>>202341279
>I have never had sex ever
ktim

>>202341275
are you a tranny

>>202341278
parents divorced just when I started secondary school and the stepdad she eventually got with is a wetwipe
I was doomed

this low budget extreme French horror film having a Muse song on the soundtrack takes me out of it a bit

>>202341088
Didn't even realise they had that
Does that mean it has cream at the top?

>>202341325
dont care runt

rice from a cooker, deenz, splash of chili oil and a couple of egg yolks mixed in, bliss

get them in
get them housed
get them wanked off

>>202341278
My dad is a hard worker and fairly disciplined, I respect him a lot and he has always been there. Unfortunately, he grew up without a father since his father died when he was at a young age, and I think that meant that even he grew up without a father figure in his formative years. I feel that whilst he has been a good example for me and always present, he has not guided me like I'm told to believe that fathers should because of this, and I have missed out on what it's like to have a fatherly father who "passed it on". Quite depressing really. I didn't have much chance.

it's just one thing after another

Hate wearing socks

>>202341326
Yeah it's creamy, love it I do

>>202341368
he still got your mother and had you

Not a fan of them.

why are companies so averse to WFH? Is it just because they're wasting money on office rent

>Junior doctors accept 22% pay rise to end strikes
They'll strike again for another 22% next year

>>202341495
No, WFHers are genuinely getting away with incredible levels of dossing
>b-but people doss in the office
Yeah, no where near as much

>>202341505
don't understand how people can get dominated this easily, literally just push her away

>>202341495
Partly that and also hard to justify all the middle managers and jobsworths if people do just as much work on their own

>>202341505
erm... brb for 5 mins

>>202341524
>no where near
you obviously dossed in school

Parents divorced when I was 3. Presumably those first 3 years were nothing but yelling, door slamming and passive aggressive snide remarks. A rich environment for any infant.

>>202341503
Corr 44% pay rise in two years

>>202341550
Yet you make no where near as much money as I do, funny that!

>>202341503
Still earn less adjusted for inflation than 15 years ago

>>202341551
I remember the exact moment I realised my parents were about to split, I came home and noticed every single I picture with my dad in it had been turned down lol

>>202341583
>>202341505
Corr there a women rekt thread on gif or summat?

youre gettin your kak sucked kid

>>202341583
might be a DQ

>>202341577
I doubt it, but salaryposting is very cringe behaviour

>>202341583
>puts his gloved hand back on the car

This is the funniest part, that he thought he could resume as normal and still win the competition.

>>202341616
iayc

any just wasted £8 on two packs of pokemon cards for the first time in a decade in the hope of feeling some of that childlike rush because I'm so alone and dead inside man in

>>202341651
kek damn thought he was gonna put her through the tv or something

>>202341651
giwtwm

Fix housing, fix the UK.

>>202341671
l wouldnt even recognise the pokemon these days

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lmao did him

>>202340370
mais c'est pas difficile ça
effectivement t'es vraiment sot

>>202341701
She meant to add to his point, no?

>>202341701
>seamstresses
what is this, 1642?

>>202341701
most of those are useless, she did herself

>>202341279
I've only ever had the chance for sex twice in my life and they were years apart. I also threw away the chance and a potential lifelong relationship with another girl. I've fucked it up every time and it's always been my own fault.

girl 1 - age 18
>meet up in the pub with her and her friends, start talking and drinking a little
>a little awkward but somehow I didn't seem like a total freak
>go back to her house
>in bed together, kissing and touching
>she climbs on top of me
>virgin so no idea what to do, she's not confident either for some reason which makes it even worse
>she tries to put it in because I have no idea where it goes
>rapidly goes soft
>"must have been the drinks" and just fall asleep together
>both pretend it never happened the next day

girl 2 - age 21/22
>meet up at her house after she invites me for the weekend, start drinking a little together
>in bed, kissing and touching again
>almost falling asleep at this point, too much to drink
>too inexperienced and too much of a pussy to do what I want or to know what I should do and how to go about doing it
>can't maintain an erection for more than a minute or so anyway when I'm with her
>she's on top of me and dry humping me but I literally can't stay hard or know what to do
>"must have been the drinks" and we fall asleep
>stay with her for the next day and night, she keeps me around to hold her and whatever but avoids anything sexual the next day/night

>>202341696
I got a charmander, dratini, kangaskhan and lapras in there

>>202341745
>most of those are useless
Which

>>202341742
yes, what year did you think it was?

>>202341761
cor nice

>>202341754
girl 3 - age 23-26
>get into a LDR and somehow never meet for a couple years over COVID
>we deeply love each other and constantly talk/call/facetime/send cute things in the post
>too much of a pussy to eventually meet up when the time comes
>she keeps asking to and constantly reassures me
>i'm still too much of an insecure freak even when there's no reason to be so I keep putting it off and making excuses
>fizzles out, probably loses respect for me and it's just not fair on her so we break up
>never actually even got close to sex with the person I cared about most
this one hurts the most because I was just a complete pussy and it's the only woman I've genuinely ever cared about, but I understand that she couldn't wait for me forever

I'm 27 now, it's over.

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what are you supposed to do in this situation

>>202341754
>she's not confident either for some reason
She was a virgin you stupid virgin

>>202341763
1, 3, 4, 7, 8 (that's what grand parents are for) 9 10

>>202341800
bite her puse

>>202341651
There's no good outcome to getting into one of these play fights with a woman. The moment you agree to it, you have lost.

She will be going hell for leather from the word go, using her full strength because she knows you are stronger. You and the audience are aware you are not permitted to use your full strength. If she wins, it is an embarrassment for you. If you win, it's embarrassing that you "beat up a girl".

Perhaps the only time it could ever work and remain playful is if you were so trained up, and so much heavier than her, that you could control the fight without trying. In the webm he looks to be the same height, not much heavier than her and she's clearly trained while he isn't. There was never any chance of him controlling that fight while keeping it light and playful. He was a fool.

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*squeak*
*squeak*
*squeak*

lad at school killed another lads cat by fingering it

might retrain as a lactation consultant

if a bender jumped on your back and you could tell he had a stiffy, would you toss him off?

>>202341742
>gongfermours - 97% men
>wakemen - 95% men

>>202341800
bite her in the pussoir

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>>202341842

>>202341856
I feel as though that’s a loaded question.

HOT DOG!

Finished the French film. High Tension? More like Low Quality!

>>202341854
time to watch one of those lovely youtube videos where onlyfans models teach you how to check for lumps and to properly express milk :)

>>202341886
what's your gut instinct?

>>202341831
this is why I lift weights for years to finally be able to press 90kg over my head with ease, a normal, and even trained woman is no match for me

Business idea: /brit/ lactation consultants/bra fitters

>>202341813
Well they get paid to do them all so they are, by definition, useful!

bring back badger baiting

>>202341887
calm down linda lovelace

>>202341899
yeah? Post arms

>Keir Starmer pledges to make Holocaust lessons mandatory for all children
>As part of the Government’s curriculum review, the Prime Minister said studying the Holocaust would become a “critical, vital part of every single student’s identity”.
Yes goy, internalise the guilt!

>>202341910
plenty of people about that get paid to do pointless activities mate

waiting in all day between 8AM and 6PM for workmen (to do work on the house, not shag my wife)

obviously it's no issue as I'm in anyway as a NEET wastrel but how do wageoids manage it? When I was waging I had to book days off weeks, if not months in advance. There was never any option to be like "yeah I've got workmen coming so I'll need X day off" within the same week.

>>202341805
There is nothing worse than being a virgin like myself

>>202341831
You can win but you have to be strong enough to 'big brother' her (i.e. using JUST enough strength to submit her without hurting her)
Bonus of this is she'll want to shag you afterwards

always thought Attlee became PM right after WW2 but it's even stranger than that. Churchill was PM for Germany's defeat but Attlee was PM during Japan's defeat

>>202341910
we were talking about nurses earlier, how can you put bridal shop owner in that list and not nurses?
get bridal shop owners down the mines i say

>>202341931
"morning, might have to take a break sometime later btw, got someone round to look at the boiler"
*closes Teams meeting and goes back to youtube*

l'll be honest when l learned about the Holocaust l didnt feel any guilt because it was done by Germans decades before l was born

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>>202341916
arms

>>202341899
a woman in the same weight class as you, purple belt or above, would choke you to death with ease

seriously

>>202341958
mogs me

>>202341918
what do you expect, he's married to a Jew with Jewish kids.

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>Roland the Farter (known in contemporary records as Roland le Fartere, Roulandus le Fartere, Rollandus le Pettus or Roland le Petour) was a medieval flatulist who lived in twelfth-century England. He was given Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 30 acres (12 hectares) of land in return for his services as a jester for King Henry II. Each year he was obliged to perform "Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum" (one jump and whistle and one fart) for the king's court at Christmas.

>>202341959
A woman in my weight class would be grotesquely fat

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cop it or drop it?

>>202341959
a 90kg woman?

>>202341958
yeah you look like you never leave the house
I'm fat but I still look healthier than that
try eating some citrus, broccoli and red meat ffs

cannot stop unum bumbuluming

>>202341956
Polish Death Camps
Polish collaborators (agitators)
Polish antisemites more feral than the Nazi officers
A good Jew blames Poland not Germany

>>202341983
are you a homosexual australian surfer or an american redditor? if yes then buy it

>>202341983
what's the appeal of this? what are you looking for?

>>202341977
a world without television

>>202341983
>£169 for a wanky over shirt that probably costs £15 to make
fuck me, need to start selling overpriced clobber pronto

>>202341983
Honestly kinda shnasty, cop it

you would absolutely die against a trained woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz8n8eAG6Rs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g45MTOdfcVA

She's not going to lay there and wait for you to lift her up like a barbell.

>>202341831
When I was 12 I was at a martial arts training camp and they made us (12-13 boys who did karate) have a little wrestling tournament with an older (14-15) group of girls who did wrestling. The boys won most of the fights despite the judge's best efforts and I got in serious trouble for injuring a girl three years older than me when I just powered through her hold and slammed her into the mat.

I have never seen more crying girls in person before or after, it was a spectacular shitshow. No idea what the person who came up with it was thinking.

>>202341958
state of that

>>202342037
>that probably costs £15 to make
Rorke this has to be your most virginal talking point, nobody thinks your cool or above it because you recognise that companies turn a profit
Guess what, those virgin jeans you buy from Primark for £20? They cost about £2 to make as well

bring back performance farting

24 hours of no wanking
going to just try not wanking again

>>202342080
Done him

>>202342080
would rather replace a £20 pair of jeans every 6 months than a 200 quid top every year

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why dey be like dat doe?

>>202342083
are we competing on sound or smell?

>>202342111
>200 quid top every year
Why would you be doing that

>>202342111
that's why you'll always bve poor x

>it's good because it's expensive
the ultimate sign of a midwit

>>202342135
who said that

most women have expensive taste so unfortunately you have to bite the bullet rorke

pasta deliver yon the way
WAHAAYYY

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aph uoo drn iee osy

>>202342135
more like dimwit
even midwit redditors have better sense than to buy overpriced shit iphones or branded clothes, they get more affordable reddity alternatives

>>202342047
I overhead press 90kg for multiple reps. I squat 200kg for multiple reps. I deadlift 240kg for multiple reps. All whilst being fairly lean at 5'10, ~90kg. You have never met an actual strong person. The untrained "athletic" male in this video is far weaker.

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there are sports only women can do (without it being super gay)

>it's good because it's cheap
the ultimate sign of an autistic runt

>>202342158
Extremely vaginal imagery

>>202342166
wonder what her boyfriend looks like

>>202341983
kinda peng t b h

WHERE IS MY FAWKING PASTA DELIVERY
GET ON IT PASTA MAN

>>202342154
Hope the delivery bloke throws it over your head in disgust

>>202342080
sent him flying

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alri who did it

>>202342192
i say these posts in that nasally virgin marmiteman4 voice for some reason

if something's cheap then corners were likely cut
if something's on sale my first thoughts are "what's wrong with it? why won't it sell at the usual price?"
but you need a discerning eye because there's nothing stopping people from selling you dogshit at a premium either

>>202342206
why u gota be a meanie like that my sausage man from downunder?

no one ever replies to me every time i post here

it's 2024, corners are cut on expensive things too

halal snack pack on the way

>>202342217
bag of crisps was it? ready salted? yeah it was me. lock me up.

>>202342240
this
>>202342227
true but really it's just because it's a bigger operation and they can absorb the losses elsewhere when they run a sale

>>202342118
All that money goes to King Mbwambe buying a new gold plated yacht.

>>202342240
see my third point

all cheap crap is crap
most expensive crap is crap

>>202342240
What point do you think you are making?

My gf wants to do a black to black trip around Paris and three other cities

>>202342118
Africa has cities and roads and shops in some places now lad

>>202342080
past a certain point you're just paying for the gay little logo on the shirt
no bog standard jacket is worth £170 unless it's handmade (which that jacket is not)

>>202342287
*points over your head*
that one, did you see it?

>>202342235
case in point

every memory l have is negative in someway

>you will never work at the Beeb during the "anything goes" 1970s

>>202342307
>no bog standard jacket is worth £170
How much is a bog standard jacket worth?
And how much is a nicer-than-average jacket worth?

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>>202342118
reckon they have sex and that's how it happens

although they do get storks in Africa too I am told

>>202342323
*watches it fall flat*

>>202342188
thank you <3

We've got it
We're processing your parcel at our hub

What culture will dominate England by 2028 when English people are a minority, under 35?

in the sewer all alone

>>202342348
>LOL PEDOPHILIA
don't you cunts ever get tired of this played out shite

>>202342307
>past a certain point you're just paying for the gay little logo on the shirt
real nice stuff doesn't have visible logos

*peruses Rorke's Almanack of Bog Standard Clothing Prices*

>>202342307
>£170 unless it's handmade
mong, I literally make clothes

>>202342351
bog standard? £50
nicer than average? £100
>lmao you're just poor
no, I'm just not blinded by flavour of the month fashion trends and hype

>>202342394
human sacrifice

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rorkes whip

Actually howling at rorke trying to justify his virgin jeans that will start falling apart in under 6 months

Then again when you're soiling them so frequently I suppose you don't want to buy anything of any quality!

>>202342405
>real nice stuff doesn't have visible logos
another mong, stop falling for the zoomer quiet luxury meme and repeating reddit mantras like wealth whispers

>>202342405
My late granddad would remove brand logos from his cars.

>>202342432
hilarious that you think expensive memewear won't also quickly fall apart

>>202342307
>£170 unless it's handmade
Define 'handmade'

protip: rorke isn't real

what kind of freak posts atfer 300 post lmao

>>202342466
made by hand

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*wobbles about erratically*

Dont wear jeans, me... Chinos all the way.

DOOOOO you have the time
to listen to me whine

>>202342463
>expensive memewear
Strawman
>>202342479
Right well that overshirt is certainly assembled by hand so it's handmade
You're done

>>202342480
i couldn't do any of that tbf

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doesn't matter, in the end we're the ones falling apart

>>202342480
hate parkour gimps who love to destroy things and put unnecessary wear on objects or structures which weren't designed for the forces they put on them

imagine wearing store bought trousers with belt loops instead of going to a tailor and getting trousers that actually fit you

>>202342532
imagine having sex

>>202342522
Just say a parkour gimp shagged yet missus

Xeric's aid (-).(-)

>>202342532
belts look nice as an accessory though

Consequence-free sex wih 1* year olds

>>202342532
How much does that cost then

>>202342541
...cant do it desu

>>202342532
You don't even have a job

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YES I am unique and unconventional, what of it?

>>202342499
so it's positively definitely not churned out of an Asian sweatshop by the dozen every minute yeah?

>>202342572
>>202342572