secretary bird edition>>202413744previous
>>202417149they have eyelashes
>>202417183ew who's your plastic surgeon?
don't feel good.
Bought ubereats 3 days in a row
instead of going for a run i ate a big piece of lasagna
>>202417191otner>>202417192they use mascara i've heard don't be fooled they aren't natural
>>202417214now you're carbed up to run even further
>>202417145Yes, and it would never have "gone their own way" if mail-order brides were the solution. Do YOU know what they used to preach at the beginning? If mail-order brides were the solution to marriage, then they never would have "gone their own way". They went their own way, because there was no other option.>>202417167I'm talking against the entire MGTOW movement, and saying that Passport Bros aren't winning either. I'm also saying that WMAF isn't the solution.I'm the furthest thing from an incel's beliefs. Pretty sure you're retarded, if you think that incels agree with me.
>instead of going for a run i ate a big piece of lasagna
>>202417164They funny part is the Al-Khidr story is that is a copy of the Alexander Romance, which was a late antiquity fan fiction about Alexander the Great's life. Which in turn was inspired/derived from the narrative style of the Epic of Gilgamesh. Mahometans got a fan fic of a fan fic. Really gets the neurons firing
>>202417201what's the matter anon
>>202417195That one isn't loading for some reason.
>>202417249Buy a fucking ad already. No one wants to see your SFW ads for your OF.
>>202417236i want her to insult me during passionate coitus
reading books on pdf on my telephone is really annoying but they charge 15 dollars for a paperback today and i'll never pay those gypsy prices
>>202417263naw this bitch doesn't even make shit anymore I'm just obsessed
which state has the best pie?
>>202417272you can be obsessed privately this bit is getting pretty old
>>202417263>Secretly asking for sauce Pathetic
>>202417222hello
which province makes the best hockey pucks?
>>202417282got nothing else to do. i'm fat, old, and alone.
>>202417277The state where I creampie your mother.>>202417284I wasn't asking for a source for that OF thot.
>>202417245head hurtsstomach hurtssoul hurts because of some bad things going on2024 has not been a good year for me.
>>202417298
which parish has the most flooding?
>>202417294QC, specifically Saint-Alphonse-de-Granby
>>202417227>saying that Passport Bros aren't winning eitherI think there's an exception. The passport bros who go over there but stay over there or make it one of their residences. The problems start when you bring them back over. Once you do that it's over, it's only a matter of time.
can you post more of the OF thot? my goon meter is almost full
>>202417302well take care of your headache and stomach problems first even if you're depressed you don't have to be depressed with a headache you can help thatdrink some water get some caffeine in you lay in bed for awhile or take a hot shower just do whatever it takes to feel a little better
i cannot understand people that get obsessed with one random bitch, i see this everywhere, how's this one whore different from the thousands of other whores you see online that you will never touch
>>202417270just buy a used kindle and pirate them
>>202417307>>202417320
Quebec makes hockey pucks out of hatian refugees
>>202417291me and who>>202417298it's gonna be okay buddy
>>202417339glad somebody found some use for them
>>202417327it's just an autism thing
>>202417317Like I said, if you have a remote job, and want to ball out, it's viable. But we agree on everything. I also don't believe that the remote jobs that the Passport Bros are using for this lifestyle, will continue to exist until they retire.They better have a plan for the future, because once that remote job goes away, it's over for that lifestyle.
>>202417349i think it's a "i'm desperate for a gimmick so i can stand out" thing
going to the convenience store for an energy drink cause i have a headache and i need one other thing does anyone need anything im buying
>>202417334i'm pirating them now. might look into a kindle if it can be had for 20 bucks or fewer. kind of a fruity thing to own though
>>202417349I ain't even autistic, probably just nuts from being sexles and cooped up for so long
>>202417327Give people too many (you)'s and they put their gimmick into overdrive. A tale as old as /cum/ itself.
>>202417327>terminally online losers with no bitches>get a crush on some e-thot>have no one telling you it's a bad idea since no one knows>crush develops into obsessionPretty simple path. Very depressing for it to happen.
>>202417370*sexless
>>202417360Posting about it on /cum/? Yes.In general? No. It's not a gimmick for them. It's like the waifus/husbandos for animefags and gachafags. They never interact with people.
>>202417377>>have no one telling you it's a bad idea since no one knowsMultiple people have actually told me it's a bad idea but I don't listen. It's not like it's hurting anybody but myself anyway.
>>202417360you're describing an autism thing
>>202417369I'm seeing ~40 used on ebay so maybe.>kind of a fruity thing to own though¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There's a brack guy sitting across from me.
>>202417398>he's into the shop-o-holic addiction tierThere's no hope, until he hits goonerbottom.
>We need to stop the golf courses or something
Hox genes determine the identity of different body segments in early development
>>202417370I'm a virgin
>>202417420Which part is corn syrup pointing to?
>>202417408Sonic noooo!
>>202417448It's right of the foods we eat, the rectangle on the lower right specifically
>>202417417I feel like I genuinely could have met this chick in real life and had a chance with her. We're also from the same generation and come from roughly the same part of the country. It's like one of those things that feels like it COULD have been even though it is just as likely for me to have fucked her as it would be for me to fuck an anime girl, and yeah, I wouldn't want a chick who was an OF whore but I also don't talk to any women in real life at all so it's whatever. Sorry for drudging this up here for the past several threads. I guess I can try to stop for once. I just wish I wasn't such a failure in life.
i think therefore i goon
I tried to use Lyft to get a ride home from an event a few weeks ago, and it wouldn't work. It kept hanging when it tried to grab my location. I think it might have been because there were so many other people, maybe the signals got crossed somehow. I had to call someone and have them request a Lyft for me instead.
>>202417420neat image. never knew how scarce state parks are
>>202417340you and your mom/dad?
>>202417490I believe in you. You know how to not be a failure? Finally win. Ten thousand fails don't matter when you get your win. You don't need 100 girls interested, you just need to find 1.
Im extremely judgemental
>>202417508>never knew how scarce state parks areThey are usually quite small
Dumbass dog ate something in the grass
>>202417529I'm in my 30s. The single chicks my age are dog shit without exception and the younger chicks don't want guys like me. It's over even though I don't want to admit it.
>>202417534It's an inherent human trait
ive never bothered to date or ask girls out. Whenever Ive ever wanted sex I just pay a hooker. I don't know how people stand dealing with women
>>202417538Probably some homework
>>202417534towards others, not towards yourself
>>202417543If you can manage to find a decent job, you might be able to find some random younger girl. Kindness(but not beta pushover), intelligence, and potent for having a future are the most important things that you can actually control, that girls like. Obviously you can't fit your looks, but those 3 are the ones that we can control.
The final solution
canadians
Crazy how popular squid game got.
>>202417571if i lived in the capital where whores can actually look good the idea of having sex with someone that has had sex with some other subhuman icks me out
>>202417571Girls are the best part of life. Finding a wife and mother of your children is the entire point of living.
>>202417149pretty bird
>>202417618Koreans singlehandedly elevated the global opinion of East Asians.
>>202417618Was it any good?
>>202417603It would be a miracle. I have no real career and there's no way I could ever afford to move out and have a place of my own in this economy. I genuinely wish I could kill the desire for love and sex in me because it only causes me pain as it's an itch I can never scratch. I've never even gotten a match on an app. It was one of the most depressing thing I've ever experienced and I ended up giving up on myself and gaining 40 lbs afterwards.
i truly don't understand individuals that like having their testicles crushed
>>202417674extreme sounding also baffles the mind
>>202417662>I've never even gotten a match on an appApps haven't been a viable option for finding a date for a few years now. Dating apps are for the unironic rich giga chads 1%ers.An anon posted the dating app stats a few weeks ago. It was really dire.You gotta find her somewhere else now.
>>202417692>Dating apps are for the unironic rich giga chads 1%ers.They have a $500 a month feature now for famous people only lol
dating apps should be a public service and not a private venture
>>202417753Japanese government did something like that
>>202417762Did it work?
>>202417692>You gotta find her somewhere else now.What a nightmare. It's not like you can cold approach women nowadays and all the old in-person social areas are gone. Fuck, man, you see why I hate wanting a woman? Because it's fucking impossible.
i got a headshot taken recently that i'm thinking of using for bumble, what do you guys think
Incels out
>>202417772Only launched a few months ago, can't actually see any results only the announcement. Also it was only Tokyo apparently
if you REALLY want to know where to meet women i can tell you, but don't let other people know this is only for those in the know, it's roblox
why does this need a general?this whole site is ours
I dont get the point of backup cameraslike am I supposed to be more or less liable if I run someone over? I dont even use mine anyways except for hooking up a trailer
>>202417800Naw
>>202417800What about volcels, femcels and fakecels?
>>202417783It's a nightmare, but bitching anonymously online isn't the solution. You gotta try. Another anon posted the graph for how people met, the ones right below dating apps were met bars/restaurants, meet through friends/family.You can cold approach in a bar, just not on the street.
>>202417798>recently
Which one of you wanna be my bby girl?
>>202417514no that would be weird me in the middle though
>>202417813It's a sub-/cum/munity
>>202417813It's to remind people that we can claim space wherever we want. It's a thread for Canada, United States, and Mexico to remind the world that we're the best continent. We're the best continent, even without the 20 other countries included in our thread.
Hola Amigos y Amigas. Una chica bonita por favor.
drinking milk
>>202417849ABGs or Kpop style asian girls which is better in your opinion?
>>202417813you wish, not only this general can be one of the slowest ones it's also shared by 3 countries
>>202417863sexo con cum con bepis
>>202417780why did he do it>>202417783people still meet online all the time don't believe the people that tell you they don'tonline dating is not exclusively the domain of models and other very attractive peopleit's not like every attractive man has 30 women on retainer that he has sex with everyday, the notion that only the top 1% of people on dating apps do well is ridiculous
>>202417408look at that chonky mf
>>202417893bruh, gtfo
>>202417863Aren't you banned? (unjustly btw)
>>202417817>I dont get the point of backup camerasYou'd be amazed at the number of people who don't look behind them, when reversing.>like am I supposed to be more or less liable if I run someone over?Probably more, since the other person would say that you weren't even looking out your back window.>I dont even use mine anyways except for hooking up a trailerThose types of things are the only time I use it. If I'm backing my dad's SUV into his garage, I use the backup camera display to make sure that everything's clear below the window.
>>202417408this is me on my cheat day i look like that and do that
>>202417892this
what percent of your faps are to hentai? it's about 50 to 60% for me
>>202417868Enjoy your whole milk, anon.
>>202417908
>>202417919approximately 0.01% I guess
>>202417868enjoy buddystrawberry tonight ?
>>202417878Neither
>>202417921>>202417928No strawberry tonight cause I've had too many sweets.
>>202417896>the notion that only the top 1% of people on dating apps do well is ridiculousStats don't lie. They're getting the majority of responses. The average guy is putting in an absurd amount of effort to even get 1 reply.
Strawberry milk is absolutely disgusting
>>202417945you're absolutely disgusting(not really, but you're still wrong)
>>202417927lame
Russia, Iran, China, and North Korea
whats the golden rule when dealing with spammers?anyone?
>>202417942post some stats then
>>202417942it's more like top 3% but yes you're correct and even for men like that the percent of matches that actually lead to sex is less than 1%
>>202417967ideally? kill them
>>2024179190%Between streaming sites and e-thots on social media, there's no need for drawings.
apparently these live in my state but I've never seen oneWaxwings
>>202417903yo no estoy prohibito. quiero una chica latina bonita. eso posible?
>>202417995they're not as hot though
>>202417896>the notion that only the top 1% of people on dating apps do well is ridiculousIt's not, in the last few years or so the dating apps have been completely gameified to force you to pay. You will get very few matches without paying for the premium features and it's designed to make you more interested in matches than a relationship. It's intentional.
>>202417998he is really cutelook at this one
>>202418017Actually majestic, and I don't use that word often
Clean it up, chop chop!
>>202417998>>202418017>>202418033cuties
I'm eating ketchup Pringles and I can't even taste the ketchup. I'm gonna complain and get freebies.
Why don't the janitors delete inappropriate posts within seconds?
tampon tim
>>202418033me on the left who on the right im gonna be back in like 30 minutes cause he's spamming gross pictures again
>>202418017>>202418049aerodynamic af
>>202417968I don't remember the site that the other anon used, but I was able to find this one that seems to line up with what was shown.>https://roast.dating/blog/tinder-statistics3% success rate for men. That's the average across all men. So remember that the majority of that 75% of the Tinder population is receiving little to no matches, while only a small amount of guys are receiving the majority of that 3%.>>202417991I'd be shocked if it was even close to 1% for any sort of success, including multiple dates. I'd be shocked if it was 0.5% for sex.
>>202418045all their resources ($0) are dedicated to stopping jeet jokes and politics
>>2024180133d>2dReal women are superior to the drawings.
>>202418073I'd have to go through the stats again but I think it's 1% of every conservation (not just match) leads to sex. And that's for the top few percent of men.
Sorry about spamming the chick, folks. Just kind of a mess. I don't talk to women at all.
>>202418073I fucked a fat girl off of bumble and I am in no way a "top male"The only actually cute girl I went on a date with was from hinge. There was no second date, of course
>>202418089So a fraction of a fraction, because most matches don't lead to conversations, and most conversations don't lead to sex.
Clean it up janny
>>202418112yeah these are the best stats I've ever seen for a guy. He was a 6'4 guy in LA with a 7-8/10 face. This is with him spending 15-20 hours a week just swiping, many more for actually setting up dates and shit
>>202418109I never said it was impossible. I said it was way more work for the average guy. Dating apps have really fallen off though in recent years.With Bumble, was that pre or post changes to girls always approach? If it was pre-changes, then I would believe that was easier, because of the few women that would approach, you'd be more likely to have success.
>>202417149>>202417192>those eyelashesOh my.
>>202418138forgot pic
>>202418143It was a few months ago.But yeah, average guys need to try their chances IRL. Dating apps are cesspools
gn
>>202417508They're not. It's a gross oversimplification
>>202418157what makes you think you'd have any more success in real life when a girl can just get chad off a dating app in seconds
I have just complained to Kellogg about some shit Pringles I bought tonight.
why does every girl has a bf and or always hooking up and never alone, where are all these extra men coming from, is it just because they're dating older men?
>>202418184Because quality women aren't on dating apps
>janny bans fk for saying he doesn't like the Philippines within seconds>brian has another homo meltdown>"better let that stay up lol"What can be inferred from this?
>>202418184Because all of the charm, body language, etc doesn't work online. When you're on a dating app, it's closer to a narcissist video game, than an actual mating strategy. When you're in real life, assuming you have the slightest bit of game, you have a much better chance. She's getting direct attention from you, instead of phone attention.
>>202417798Looks pretty gay anon
>>202418193Women can all get in a relationship or hookup within minutes if they want (but not with any man they want). Men cannot except a very high calibre of men. Women do not even need to use apps. This is the dynamics of relationships since forever.
>>202418195yeah keep telling yourself that
>>202418193Some are dating older, some are sharing, most aren't on dating apps because they already have a hundred guy's numbers in their phones and millions of potential guys on social media.Some guys say that Insta is a better dating app, than actual dating apps.
>>202418237I'm not going to let your bitter negativity affect my outlook.
>>202418251Based
I hate my job so fucking muchbut of course its the only place that would hire me
>202418250>tf>tpummmmmm
>>202418250this bird also has lashes
>>202418250>>202418274what happened to ur leaf
>>202418237More girls are using dating apps as a source of entertainment with their friends, than actually as a dating app. They go on, mock uggies and fawn over chads, and then never actually respond to messages. Maybe 10 years ago, you'd find quality girls, but now it's a needle in a haystack.
>>202418274H.. hot>>202418280I raked it.
>>202418280he lost it for not shitposting enough
>>202418296>>202418297no way
>>202418296are you that /sp/ fag?
dating apps have never been good, they've always been male dominatedfucking newfag incels
>>202418315they are p2w now, that's not how it always was. Ofc the male-female ratio has always been terrible but you didn't need to pay just to see more matches. Most of the people here are LARPing about it anyway dw nothing EVER happens
>>202418313I don't visit /sp/.This is one of my main boards and I rarely post in /cum/.
>>202418315Of course they've always been male dominated, but you're fucking delusional, if you think the odds weren't better a decade ago.
Zachary Quinto looking like an absolute mega FAGGOT on the tonight show right now.Like holy shit what the fuck are you wearing dude
>>202418333>Most of the people here are LARPing about itI haven't seen anyone say that they were matching at chad rates. One dude said he banged a whale, and everyone else has been saying that dating apps are over.What LARP?
>>202418361literally who
>>202418361Just looked it up: he is an actual gayMakes sense because he's acting like a total queen right now
>>202418367Apparently he's the fag who played Spock in the Star Trek reboot movies.
>>202418364The guy acting like he is gonna do anything IRL and the other anon pretending this was all just incel fantasy and not how apps are in the [current year]. Nothing ever happens
He was also in Heroes
>>202418380And really sucked at it.
>>202418381Pepe is a nudist?
>>202418384>The guy acting like he is gonna do anything IRLI was trying to motivate the one anon who kept posting OF thots, if that's what you mean.>the other anon pretending this was all just incel fantasy and not how apps are in the [current year]Not sure which anon you're talking about.>Nothing ever happensYou're nihilist attitude does nothing to help. Most people who are terminally online, and stop, aren't returning to give updates about their life going good. The majority just stop being here, so you never hear about the successes. Nothing ever happens to faggots like you, because you wallow in being a faggot.
>>202418418no
gn for real this time
>>202418435nighty night bud
>>202418426>anon gets mad because he erroneously thinks I was talking about him episode #2508I have a gf, relax
>>202418460Lol wtf
is it over ?
>>202418468
>>>/wsg/5683818is coney island really like this
>>202418480If the West has fallen, then shouldn't the graph on the right be trending upwards?
>
>>202418480no not like is it over in rhetorical way i meant is the mens butthole spam over
>>202418492NYC sure has some characters
janner once gave me a 90 day vacation for posting the batman bin superman ID because apparently it was doxxing.
>>202418504Yes but he'll be back in a few days
>>202418524When jannies/mods don't like you specifically they do stuff like that. I made fun of the jannies here long ago and got banned for 30 days for posting something against US law > it was a /cum/ beast image
>>202418446cooner love
>>202417420if you tell anons to stop eating meat/beef they start gettin real chuddy
Mom is saying I have to go back to school so we can get the government money. Looks like it's finally time for me to apply for welfare. Anyone got any tips? I've tried applying for welfare before but kept giving up because the application process was a chore.
>>202418572do you have a disability
>>202418563literally only beef, vegans bring up meat but all the others are fine even by their stupid environmental standards. Chickens are only slightly less efficient than ze bugs
my foot feels really sore but theres no welt on my ankle or anything
>>202418584smart of you to post this after the 2 resident foot freaks here are banned
>>202418584did you do anything to make your feet hurt today
i get like a thousand bucks by being a neet
>>202418579No
>>202418605well I was on my feet for 12 hours because my boss is an asshole
>>202418611just get your mom to do the papers for you
>>202418609disability or the EI meme?
>>202418609How
>>202418619yeah that might have something to do with it why is your boss an asshole did he say you can’t sit down or something ?
>>202418631he made me work 12 hours after Ive been doing this job for all of one week
>>202418626>>202418628its called persons with disability or something
>>202418643that sucks anon, that’s something shitty managers do is completely abuse and burn through new hires and then throw their hands up and say “nobody wants to work” or “you can never find good help” it’s like yeah anyone with a brain has already left you idiot because of your actions what’s the job?
>>202418648>BClol yeah that'll do it. Enjoy the neetbux anon
>>202418643didn't you get a 30min break?
>>202418673yah5 hours ago
Yall are stank ass poop monky
>>202418683nuh uh
>>202418683I'm not Brazilian though
it would be better if poland used cyrillic
>y'all
>>202418694It would be better if Polish women all came to the US
>>202418694They would need to be Orthodox first
>>202418701people from the south say this and i hate that it’s frowned upon here because i have to adjust my speech
>southerners>people
not a big fan of southerners
>>202418710Don't adjust your speech; every English dialect is precious and must be preserved.
>>202418701Non-Southerners who say this need to be waterboarded
saying y'all is a southerner's birthright but liberal city fags saying y'all need to be executed
the only birthright a southerner has claim to is a rascal scooter and insulin because theyre obese and retarded
>>202418732>>202418737True
>>202418737>homosexuals in Yurop say it now tooTruly the worst timeline
>>202418756animegirlpuking.png
kill y'allselves
>>202418750there are plenty of educated and physically fit southerners i'm not saying those people don't exist they certainly do but there are exceptions
>>202418757Ducks are cute and have good personalities but they smell bad.
>>202418757where should they go on a date do you think >>202418772unfortunately you are right
>yah I graduated valedictorian at Birmingham Agricultural college, what gave it away?
>>202418724but the peer pressure
>>202418784Sex
My dog loves me so muchShe doesn't care that I'm ugly or short or out of shapeShe just loves me for existing
Though I'm probably eligible for bennies, I'm not pathetic enough to leech off the government; I'd rather sleep in the park.
>>202418796she only likes you because you give her food.
>>202418796dogs love unconditionallyi miss my boy so much
>>202418804No you're thinking of cats
>>202418797so the government can steal your money but you don't think it's okay to take some backyour prerogative i guess
>>202418811no, cats actually like you
just fired off an absolutely RANCIDfartgood lord
>>202418784>Eddie Redmaynehe stopped acting for some reason
>>202418821Cats like your warmth and your pamperingDogs like you for existing and friendship
business idea: kms
>>202418832stop feeding your dog see what happens
>>202418840Seems like a poor business idea
>>202418840that wouldn't be a very good business anon don't do that
had a comfy dream about being in a haunted rainy swamp
>>202418840interesting proposal, what are the profit margins
>>202418844>>202418845that would be an excellent business tho. one via which, the entire world will benefit>>202418854not sure
>>202418851Scooby Doo-esque dream
>>202418868>the entire world will benefitI need to know your ethnicity before I agree or disagree
>>202418868you are overestimating your impact on the worldyou aren't alleviating anyone's suffering by killing yourself, only making the people who care about you sadyou might as well ride it out and see what happens
how the hell do people keep beards and facial hair? its so damn itchy
>>202418584That's pretty normal if you've been on your feet all day
>>202418892>its so damn itchythat just means you have dry skin underneath
>>202418892Stop shaving. Get a beard trimmer, and you won't experience an itch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JwQjwhm2Jw
>>202418885southern europoor
>>202418945You can just say Italian it's ok, this is a safespace. That would not be a benefit to the world btw.
>>202418978Western euro would be accurate cause when I said 'southern europoor', I had bongland as a reference in my head.
the pager situation is pretty funny ngl the jews did well with this one
>>202418843If you stop feeding your child he will grow to resent you.Does that mean that your child only loves you for your food?
canadian kit he needs to take it easy on the poutine
>>202419048I like how when cats get morbidly obese their eyes don't line up properly anymore.
Remember when people hated the previous prime minister of Canada? I miss those days.
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>202419088good night
>>202419082
>>202419079dang you're right >>202419082is that fella in the backround smoking one of those volcano vapes? it's been ages since i've seen someone talk about one of those
Would you rather live in Cuba or Venezuela
>>202419111Lol yes.
>>202419111Looks like a geeb to me
>>202419127>>202419127>>202419127
>>202419082If you are in Toronto you can still see some seething old lesbians with Stop Harper stuff on their lawns and bumper stickers. Mostly switched to Ford now thoughbeit
>>202419114cuba because it's closer to the us so i would have a better chance of getting home on a boat>>202419129>>202419121i never used a herb vape i just went straight from flower to vaping oil i never got to that stage
