LOVELY FUCKING CANS edishNo toil tomorrow sub-edish
>>202440575pls dont post that pic until i can see up her dress
Can't enjoy the last can cos you know it's the last one.Can't enjoy the second to last can cos you know the next one is the last.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-mOH6WfuiM
>>202440575Do you get the shakes cansladMy neighbour is an alkie who shakes so much that she can't even use her phone lmao
Early finish tomorrow so will be cracking open the cans in the afternoonThat will mark 5 of the last 7 days on the sauce
You NEED a release.You NEED a vice.
>>202440660he doesn't drinkit's just some autist using something we all like (beer) to get attention
freshers week looms...
>>202440633Lad, the picture is like 10 years old at least>>202440656That's why you have extras>>202440660Don't drink enough to be physically reliant on it. Just binge drink every 3-4 days or every day on the weekends>>202440661WAHEEEY
ever been victimized by a stranger
i like posting on /brit/i consider most of you (not tilde) my friends because we talk every day
>>202440552bit specific there mateseriously tho getting on that guest list is proper difficult,
Rural Warwickshire, West Midlands accented English wife, for me.
>>202440732we all frens in life
>>202440737all my posts are based on true stories
>>202440756can't imagine i talk to you very often because i typically only engage with interesting posters
>>202440751something similar to this thing on one of the Wikipedia squirrel pages
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>>202440751Excellent post.
>>202440716I just want someone to touch me, if the only way I can be touched is with someone's piss then I can get hard
>>202440796Why are you snapping photos of strangers you creep?
>>202440757i will see you tomorrow for drunken hi-jinks
PEPSI got me feeling subcutaneous lacerations. got my bugs under the foreskin, but thats just safe keeping and i put them there myself, unrelated
I've gone 15 days since I last had a drink.It's boring but stable.
>>202440830how big is your wilkins mousey?
i've had half my pizza but now i'm too fulli might pop it in the fridge and have the rest tomorrow with some chips
>Why are you snapping photos of strangers you creep?
>>202440830PEPSIMAN!
mousey lad get yourself a shower get those bugs OUT from under your foreskin, get your arse washed and get yourself to bed
>>202440796which aldis was this
>>202440840im not gay btw
Lads, I forgot to actually open the cansWhat am I like?
>>202440793It's a Viscacha, they are from South America, it's like a bunny with a curled tail.
>>202440711going to grope bums?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BLUzAxNmQ
>>202440751this the rabbit from monty python holy grail
Can't fathom spending loads of money on clothes, seems like such a waste.
>>202440830>>202440863https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MogWz-LHXI ... NIGGA
looks more like a kangaroo
>>202440801The only excellent thing in this world is a West Midlands accented English wife.
the whitest man on /brit/ coming though
>He’s just gonna have to pay for his existence’: Mom videos herself suffocating infant until he was ‘blue,’ told friend it gave her an ‘adrenaline rush,’ cops say
Seeing some ban evasions
>champions league on a thursday nightgame's gone
>>202440933How much do these things cost?
>>202440863That’s fine I’m just curious, is it OK if I fancy you even if you’re not gay? :]
my dream is to have a mixed race child possibly a sportsman of some kind.
has anyone here unironically seen a prossie?how do you even arrange it and what do you do? like do you just visit their flat / house and they ask you to take your clothes off?
>>202440940woman moment
need to stop living so badless cheeseless boozeless sitting around on my arse project sub-75kgs begins in earnest this weekend
is poppers/nitrous still a big drug in the UK
heya if you got any questions about chirstanity hit me up i'll give you the answers as best i can
>>202440984considering I am a 28 year old virgin I have to admit I've considered it
>>202440997tomorrow it friday
>>202440984tried this twice and couldn't get my wilberton hard
When she was at the museum, it was almost noon. Let's say she went out at 1 o'clock, after visiting the bees and walking around the museum.Then when she's going home, it's 18:48.She was in Oxford for a total of 5 hours? she went to a store, bought coffee, went into multiple libraries, took some shots, opened up her ipad, called it done and went home.No actual studying was done.
reddit is down
>>202441025friday is the weekend
peripaternal psychosis
>>202441028Purple Aki got a job at number 10?
>>202440997cheese is healthy mate
how do countries like india and china feed its massive population? they must have to grow such huge quantities of food
>>202440976I did mine back in 2012 so can't remember what I paid, currently £80 for basic kit
>>202441032damn you right
If I were Elon Musk I'd buy a big mansion and pay the fittest, youngest, cutest little twinks to live there and fuck each other and it would all be live on camera 24/7 streaming and there'd also be a camera in the toilet so I could watch them piss and poo.
>>202441043then why we work?
>>202440984no you have to arrive there nude
*spills my spaghetti at the prostitutes customer service desk*
>>202441030hope she studied the bulges in the trousers of any black men she saw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9k1CR4LBjk
>>202441005it was amongst people under the drinking age, but when you get to 18 there's pretty much no reason to when alcohol is only like £3 for 2 litres of cider
>>202441050>shieeeeeee>hes just like me>i wun get fired in a week doe >shieeeeeeeeeee i finna be in dis no. 10
>>202441030Who fucking cares, fuck me people are sad cunts
>>202441071ok
>>202441058500g a day isn't
>>202441032Good.
>brits don’t know what latinas is
>>202441030So....she doesn't really go to Oxford to study. She isn't a student anymore. She isn't in academia as a career. It is basically a playdate with herself. She dresses up as a little girl, packs her bags with all her little girl notebooks, pens and other crap, then takes a train into Oxford. She says she loves reading on the train, but immediately goes on showing she does everything but reading. Taking pictures out the window, videoing herself looking out the window, going on her computer to do her busy work, but no reading. Once she gets there she goes to numerous spots in numerous libraries, pointing the camera one way, then another, coming and going from her chair to look busy, but really, the only thing she is doing is taping Oxford. She isn't doing ANYTHING. Then we visit bees, return books at a library (for all we know she just took them out and put them back in, because she is Rubbage and that is what a Rubbage does). Then she goes to a cafe and goes shopping. I mean, this is not studying. This is not academic material. This is a playdate with herself. Nothing more. She is such a loser.
>>202440997>project sub-75kgsalri Eugenia Cooney
sending out the batsignal for suelad
I have just been told by a girl that nobody wants to spend time with me because i'm a "personality vacuum" Clearly vacuum is referring to the famous bodybuilding move. So basically she's saying girls don't like me because I have a weak core. I will work on that in the next gym session.
>>202441100bit high in fat but also high in protein and shit like sodium which is A+ one of the best things to be over eating
>>202441116sexo
>because she is Rubbage and that is what a Rubbage does
>>202441116Pretty sure they have first-hand knowledge of spaniards and the moortuguese.
peripartum psychosis (1-2 per 1,000) https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/conditions/post-partum-psychosis/#:~:text=It%27s%20sometimes%20called%20puerperal%20psychosis%20or%20postnatal%20psychosis
>>202441155That's grim if true, do you think you're a boring person?
good work janny
>>202441175Mate :/
that video just radicalised me
sick fucking bastards
why wont we just admit egyptians were black?
Good job janny, nobody needed to see that
>>202441155>I have just been told by a girl that nobody wants to spend time with me because i'm a "personality vacuum"What was the context for her saying this? Even if you ARE a boring bastard a girl saying that is very rude, I wouldn't stand for it.
Spainnonce on a melty is it
>>202441194i made the whole thing up. I don't think i'm that boring, but I do have trouble expressing myself
>>202441182
ffs just missed itwhat was it
>>202441230who cares really
>>202441254rorke face reveal
>>202441175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jyIoPbu4M
This cannot be on, can it? The left one in particular is far too old to be sucking milk out of a tit.
womp womp
>>202441254Kitten being set on fire
kill yourself gingerpedo
>>202441277leave it on reddit
>>202441301Wish that was me
(8) we're still obsessed like we just metand when you fuck me it's crazy (8)
>>202441301Wonderful post
>>202441213>>202441208>>202441232fucks sake what did I miss? Is there some software to stop me missing interesting posts?
PHOAR
>>202441331embarrassed yourself here because i got it off twitter
>>202441301
>>202441116made for a rwandan rectum resizer
>>202441349You're better off for not having seen it mate
>>202441301I used to know a grown woman who still sucked on her mother's tit (I thought she was lying until she me a video doing it)She claimed it wasn't an incest thing and she just did it for comfort
>>202441355PHOAR
>>202441349Relax paedo freak it was just gore
yeah we get it you're doing a marathon do you need to mention it every day
>>202441277remember using the vibrating playstation controller on my taint as i did wanks like a primitive sex toy
>>202441379Sounds very incesty. My ex used to nearly cum herself when I sucked on nipples.
>>202441394oh alright, thought I'd missed something fun
watching harry hill's tv burp on the youtube
gabbie carter is doing loads of milk tit porn on her onlyfanssaw one recently she squirted her breast milk over a lads william before licking it off then giving him a titwank
i'd rather see a million children naked than a single cat being tortured
Funny how that "led by donkeys" lot put up a billboard in Clapton about Farages second income Then a week later the leader of their chosen party is exposed for having taken £100,000 in what effectively amounts to as bribes
>>202441452very hit or miss that show
>202441425phoar
>>202441482shut up
>>202441481they're all green party members though
can't get into slim fit jeans anymore. it's over
>>202441425IKR, she was a freak, nice girl but crazy
surreptitiously googling gabbie carter
>>202441477erm...
Sometimes I feel down about the world but then I see something like this and it gives me a glimmer of hope https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1726587439931406.webm
DID THE POLICTITIAN LIE??? NO WAY BRO THATS CRAZY BUT LEAVE IT ON /POL/ NXT TIME YEAH?
>>202441474she did a great scene with this awkward raven-haired girlvery good stuff
not clicking that
>>202441542
>>202441542Brought a tear to my eye
>>202441542she fucks dogs as well btw
yellowfeversisterbros???
>Link to /gif/Shan't be clicking methinks
Was so blinded by my own glory I posted in the wrong threadnext month is my department's annual awards ceremony, and the biggest awards are Mr and Mrs department nameAbout five girls are regularly making more sales than I am, two of them typically making twice what I do every day, but I don't seem to have a lot of male competition. There's like maybe one guy in an office in another city who's making a fair few more sales than I am so he is a threat, but I don't think he's getting the vast amount of written-in customer feedback that I am getting, and I don't think he's doing the office politics game like I am.Today I arranged for my whole team to vote for me, went to Tesco, got a box of Celebrations, went to the team next door and gave them the box and asked them for their votes and put on the charm offensive, then when they left and half the box was remaining I went to another team and did the same thing.Also called a few friends in the other city's office and got them to vote for me, as well as ask other people over there to vote for meIncluded in that was last years Mrs winner, who I get on very well with, who I believe won last year because of what I wrote in for her. Ater talking to her she called me "Mr [department name]" in the department-wide work chat, which was a very brazen, and very appreciated moveSo I'm highly likely to win the biggest award in the biggest department of the biggest company in its industry in this countryGoing to get a new three piece suit, pick up my crown (there's a crown) and my award, and then shag last years Mrs department winner
LIVERPOOL
>>202441542god this made me laugh so hard
>>202441624just made me hard
>>202441588prove it
>>202441588>she[spoiler]Also proofs?[/spoiler]
Hawarden Avenue from Smithdown Road end, 1900s and 2024
the thread is really not /brit/ vibes tonight
another flag filtered
>>202441675
>>202441613this post is responsible for me shutting off the brit tab for the night
>>202441588how do you know that then?
>>202441671you are worse
Stanley Road, Bootle, 1940s and 2024
>>202441636
>>202441671fuck sake what was it this time
>>202441666parked here hundreds of times to get a fat scran at the nile
roxy mitchell was fit aye
>>202441688sad you are gone :(see you later
Gigglygoonstalkers
>>202441688>this post is responsible for me shutting off the brit tab for the nightI can't stop winning
>>202440575sauce?
I'm a TI
Why are yoo geh?
just read a news story about someone from the town I'm fromA self-confessed fascist has been jailed for more than five years after leaving a trans woman with a trainer imprint on her face after he attacked her.Alex Hutton, 19, left the victim hospitalised after using mixed martial arts moves on her, said the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS).It said Hutton, from Morriston, Swansea, held extreme racist, transphobic and homophobic views.Hutton, also known as Alex Edwards, appeared before Winchester Crown Court in Hampshire after pleading guilty to terror offences and an assault motivated by hostility toward the victim because she was trans.He was sentenced to a total of five years and four months in custody, plus an extended sentence with a further five years on licence.Hutton had previously been convicted of offences under the Terrorism Act and arrested last November.The arrest came after South Wales Police received a report from a member of the public that they had seen a video on Hutton’s Instagram in which he claimed to have kicked an unidentified person in the head.The video also contained far right imagery.
Full version for those interested https://files.catbox.moe/8t14hy.mp4 the little fart he does at the start is just adorable :3
>her
>>202441613>>202441780howling at thisplease be real
your risk of developing peripartum psychosis is higher (double actually) for people with schizophrenia type 1 on their FIRST pregnancy, than their SECOND and the site says that its 1 in 2 people whove had it before (regardless of other factors) having the same problem in their future pregnancies - but i saw a video which put the number much lower
>>202441542how did she get it so long and thin
>>202441933bunnoid
>>202441952Mouse MD
>>202441933i want to hug the rabbiti will hug the rabbit
im so evil and ugly
i saw also that hormonal birth control, or combined pill, increases the risk of women following through all the way with their suicide. maybe that (the hormones) causes them to go through with their delusions that might be about them or the baby
watching Life is Strange - weird seeing life before internet cynicism took over
>tax class: disabled
>>202441996stop being evil
>>202441924Why wouldn't it be?
>>202441613>So I'm highly likely to win the biggest award in the biggest department of the biggest company in its industry in this countryAnd you're still gonna be less relevant than a random 13 year old girl doing a dance on tiktok
>>202441996alri uglyevillad
New York with Moon, 1925 by Georgia O'Keeffe
>>202441933potassium time :>D
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/turkey-tortilla-piemade this for tea reviews said it was bland so I used extra Chipotle sauce and used chicken stock instead of water it was very nice
cant find my pair of jeans and definitely answered the door to a deliveroo lad yesterday so they should be in my flat
>>202442030I'll be the most relevant person where I work. I don't care about tik tok
>>202441965>she
>>202442018love are nora
>>202440575ah yeswarm beer, delicious
>>202442024wtf I just played this yesterday GOD i love max so much despite her almost certainly having some mental disability
in my freezer i have turkey mince, beef mince, chicken thighs, prawns, mussels, and bacon
>>202442067more like people to the lefists are like a drug and hes a crackhead. if one of them goes 10 minutes without interacting with someone they go insane
>>202442060enjoy bbc food recipesdont like the bbc are putting some behind jewpaywalls now
She claims to be lonely yet she'd never marry me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7C8ZY5cIdc
>>202442018>>202442081geniunely become so fucking depressed every time I think about the fact that I will never have a woman as beautiful as her in my life
>>202442029it's possible it's just a masterfully crafted shitpost, but I was hoping it's real because of the batemanesque self absorption and the fact that nobody ITT gave a monkeys was the cherry on topthoroughly enjoyable experience
>>202442089>despite her almost certainly having some mental disabilityhow does she? she's basically very normal and boring apart from her superpowerchloe is a far superior character
>>202442067>On the other hand, Jeremy Corbyn has done over 24 meeting with his constituents since the last election, and has attended local demonstrations and protests mingling with his local residents every week.>This is the difference between rightoid politicians (soulless grifter lizardpeople) and leftists (genuinely caring humans).what colour are you
>>202442101ESL schizo
think i might get a normie haircut next time i gowhat's that one that looks like a blob of poo that's been combed?
The mayor in Springfield declared an emergency because of threats online and attacks on haitains over the cat eating accusations. The FBI is now involved searching the online threats. Yeah.
>>202442112turned this video on with my earphones out and oof i felt the levels fit though
>>202442080ah yeswent back and watched and noticed that is a gooch line and not the start of a vagina
scat porn and snuff webms/brit/ is so fucking shit these days
Er, cans?
>>202442116I simply think "corrr, worrr aha look at her corrr" instead
>>202442101Might be your most retarded post ever heathermong
>>202442130Whiter than you, virgin chud freak. Keep seething about how retarded you are.
If you are a Targeted Individual, the information presented in this talk may help free you completely from all electronic harassment symptoms. This info could also benefit anyone who is suffering from Morgellons. I just discovered the videos yesterday of a Youtuber named "Lookoutfa Charlie." I don't know his name. People call him "Charlie" most of the time. If you are a Targeted Individual (TI) suffering any of the typical electronic harassment symptoms of tinnitus, voice to skull transmissions, hearing voices from any sort of electronic or electrical devices or appliances, bodily sensations of pain, itching, zapping, sexual stimulation, etc., you want to pay attention to what this fellow is recommending and FOLLOW HIS PROTOCOLS to break down and remove what he is identifying as a skin fungal condition called sporotrichosis.
>>202442067corbyn only cares about foreigners
>>202442153fuck off
>>202442144screaming
>>202442130looking for the diversity in this picture - not seeing a single brit in this picture besides Corbyn
>>202442112sounds way fitter 9 minutes in when they get tired of it a bit
>>202442122You have to give the post time to grow, I always get plenty of (you)'s, I'm also one of the most significant people here. My posts have probably changed your life
>>202442127she clearly is not capable of rationally thinking through her options and wastes her time travel ability >>202442112jeez what a grim voice xhe desperately needs voice training, FFS, BBL, potentially more
>>202442192Yeah
>>202442153no cans for me trying to reset my tolerance
>>202442131>>202442169poo stinkies. uh ohhh cant believe he let both of you stop talking at once when before it mustve sucked with him having only one dick anyways. seems like wasted labour
>>202442112Average English male
>>202442026i try>>202442032alri
>Farage literally has never once yet interacted with a constituency MP about any issues they face>Rorke: "yeah but Corbyn meets and talks to brown people!!!"sexless freaks
>>202442227kys u cunt
So sexually frustrated and touch starved that when I dwell on it for a couple of seconds my heart rate jumps up to like I just did a 100 meter sprint, my vision turns grey and I feel like I am going to vomit.
spainnonce's melties becoming more and more deranged and alarming
>>202442262Corby nwhen he goes 10 seconds without talking to some commie freak
>>202442199
>>202442229most coherent corbyn hater
someone should make a podcast or something where they get a high-profile lefty like corby, owen, jones, or james o'brien and sit them in a room with a group of muslims (or another group they love sucking the dicks of) and get the muslims to carefully explain their views on homosexuality, women, secularism, and other progressive talking points. would be interesting to see the leftist response
>>202442227flag checks out
whenever i took edibles used to just get visions of horrible shit for the first 10 minutes like people getting murdered
>>202442298james o brien is not a lefty
>>202442298shut the fuck up rorke
>>202442295the other person working the dick now i see youre welcome its called: "division of labour" or something
>>202442227please kill yourself
>HK flag spamming LITERALLY ILLEGAL ANIMAL TORTURE /ABUSE VIDEOS>jannies nowhere to be seenPermaban his IP range and forward the details to the relevant authorities already you incompetent monged out jannies
>>202442309shut it u plonker
>>202442298would be great tv, but leftists are too spineless to do something like that
>>202442335filter it you mong
>>202442335its probably a proxyfag a lot of Asians eat cats btw you retard. bootlicking lil bitch
>>202442343grim
190 onamadone
>>202442320tax class?
got a sudden urge to play dead rising 2
>>202442343munter
>>202442335the jannies are the biggest bunch of fucking cucks ever to grace the internet at least the facebook jannies get paidthe 4chan jannies just have a slight speck of inflated power that they use to insinuate that their life isn't a *total* failure
>>202442335if they ban animal torture they'd have to ban cuck posting if they ban cuck posting they'd have to ban spaedoif they ban spaedo they'd have to ban all his gimmicks and that's just too much work
>>202442345as for the rest of your post it was equally retardedit's perfectly possibly to hold people to account for their evil views which also not believing that they should be discriminated against by being muslimin fact it's very easy to do if youre not a complete mong
>>202442335It's spainfreak on a vpn
ripped my favourite pants in a fit of rage
hhahaha didn’t click that you gook fried shrimp
>>202442358for me it would just be to finally understand if leftists know all their pet ethnic minorities are the biggest giga-rorkes on the planet and despite that, still want them filling up this countryORare they just incredibly deluded and naive because i honestly dont know which one it is
"tax class" reminder that when i said we should do right-wing libetarism, your only argument against it was they WILL TAKE MUH BENNIES now labour is here, hes taking my bennies so thanks for that expecting you to go vote properly next time (for right wing libertarians)
>>202442298>leftist >James O'Brien Holy fuck are rightoids actually this fucking stupid?
fucked up shit happens all the time, everywheregrim reality
>>202442439suck on my shite mousemong
>>202442418erm wtf
legalize methamphetamine but only for people with jobs - and encourage WFH fags to get it - ESPECIALLY the WFM fags
>>202442454only whites have alleviated most of itfact
>>202442439tax class?
>>202442462yeah nice font rendering mate
>>202442422why the rage
>>202442418everyone still wonders why you want people with evil views entering this country in their hundreds of thousands every year....
>>202442439DISABLEDISABLED
Someone else make the new for me new, lads when the time comes of course.
reckon japs wear masks in public to hide their recessed gorilla jaws and horrid teeth
>>202442478Good post. But it should be cocaine.I still want to have a sleep at some point, tobes.
>>202440575stella pisstois tastes like piss. perhaps the worst beer ive had after busch ice
i have got to get rich quick
"tax class" there shouldnt be a legal limit the government tells you that you arent allowed to work (earn money) for. you should be allowed to work 200 hours a week if you want to. people play runescape way more than that
>>202442489you ever considered that not every brown person is evil?
>>202442486he remembered that emmett is still sectioned
>>202441301great way to make a giga-genius giant of your kid
It's me, the award winning significant person. I chased off one foreigner with my excellence, and I'm also the one who is responsible for getting rid of that animal abuse postYou see, it is actually against US law, so you just go down that route, and the janny jumps with urgencyNo thanks needed
Would honestly celebrate if Rorke got knocked out by a brown person
Kier Starmer wants to fortify playdough with nutrients and make you eat itbut only when you get it form government. you also wont have any money. you will go out, pick up your food package, go home, and thats it, except there are also police everywhere and hes working for the combine
>>202442500reckon you should do the same
>>202442555mousenonce you're bang on with this one mate
>>202442550Rorke isn't real mate
>>202442522i didnt say that and you avoided answering the question. curious.you could just admit mass immigration from ultra-conservative and ultra-religious countries is a bad idea instead of what you're doing.
>>202442555oh i love you tobiasyou're a mad cunt but you're actually great
>>202442582Look in the mirror
>>202442584>>202442584>>202442584
>>202442537Walking Dead ended when this guy left. Negan can suck a fat cock.
>>202442555might post this on twitter and do massive numbers
Kier Starmer taking £100,000 in donations, going: >guise, brose we are lichurally LOSING money by me not doing this, think abotu it vs idk i forgot his name >*been in power for 25 minutes* GULAG TIME yeah im sure it wont happen yeah nobody has ever lied
>>202442558i don't have a recessed gorilla jaw or bad teeth though
What is mousenonce’s actual disability? Why is he knocking about in a spacker car tax free? I don’t think posting weird shit on 4chan 20 hours a day is a disability
Swear Toby is killing it lately, absolute legend x
Mental how if I wasn't me I'd pay to have sex with me. I'd definitely pay for my onlyfans.
Drinking some Ale
>>202442633some sort of paranoid psychosis
