BRITISH ACCENT edishAnd cans, bokkles, vody etc sub-edish
bit early
>>202484631early and spainnonce
corring and phwoaaring
nth for the baddiedem
want to ask chatgpt about /brit/ personalities but i feel like id get flagged or something for using the term "nonce"
took anon’s advice and texted first after not texting all day. Will report back
corrstantinople
Gaburger toil
>why yes I make six figures a year, how could you tell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrBCN1q7yVceverybody will be eating all the chicken tonight
>>202484631stop making early threads, knobhead
>>202484631kill yourself
>>202484821
>>202484877bit harsh
>>202484840the six figures: 107,781.81 (before taxes)
thoughts?
I'm Lithuanian-British and fix British teeth for a living. AMA. I used to work in central London but moved into the countryside.
Guess how many of these lads were deported?
>>202484927Looks pretty. 7/10
>>202484793me when scrolling skyexsummer's twitter>>202484841omds>>202484926sizzler the rizzler x
>>202484931no i dont think i will
>>202484929why do you think any one of us here would care?
got eurotrash on
>>202484927put on these blue suede shoes and board the planetouch down on the land of the delta blues in the middle of a pouring rain
>>202484929Why does my dentist do private treatment at nhs prices? It’s almost like a production line. FOB Indian women dentists…
Had an absolutely kino Fifa 15 career season>2020/21>Russian league - rubin kazan>came 2nd 2 or 3 times already>never won the league>eternal enemies Zenit locked in title race>finally think ive done it>realise after simulating and drawing away match that the league going to have to be won on the final day>have Russian Cup final against dinamo moskva>beat them comfortably 1-0 on 4 min match>a week after we have them again for our last match>rotate squad a little but should be fine >Zenit have to win, we have to draw or win if they do.>My CB holds up dinamo striker too much and they award them a penalty>down the middle, 0-1 >HT - Zenit are winning 1-0 against perm>the pressure is on>have chance after chance, increasing in frequency until the final whistle>it turns out we still won the league>feels massive relief and watch our captain Maguire lift the trophy>go to see what the Zenit result was>2-0 victory>68 points - rubin>69 points - zenit>the game just bugged out and lied to me about winning the leagueI cant help but laugh, what a rollercoaster. Fucked up in europa league, felt like we were back and then that happens. What a sick twist of fate, all of it.
https://assandfurious.com/
Rorke buying a house in Blackburn.
>>202485018looks like you've posted it again
>>202485018love fifa me x
>>202485022horrid interior decoration
watching selby play with iannis xanakis playing in the background really hits differenti believe this is what it sounds like in his mind
>>202485012>Why does my dentist do private treatment at nhs prices?Maybe he likes you. I've done it myself a few times for workers at my practice. E.g. the cleaners or secretaries daughter.
>>202485075it's deanocore
>>202485019corrr one of the best channels out there
>>202485018OOF it's like madrid bullshit
>>202485004Because we're taking over England in it, blad. What was it according to the last census? 74% white British? GRIM mate. If it drops down to 60% I'm moving out.
>>202485138yeah?
'atching the 'orecast
anime
post one of this one
>>202485155seeing this kind of thing makes me think my grandad died just in time
not had a rolo in a long time
>>202485155That lad’s wearing a dress
get me wankedget me shaggedget me paidright this instant poo baaarrrRRRMMMMMMAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!
found Keir's Vinted account
>>202485155*settles the end of his bloodline for good*
those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
>>202485288what's that then?some sort of UFO?
sir near farrer
please visit liverpool
moonposter on a madness
Sir Ferrero Rocher
>>202485155um
>>202485202luv em x
sir donations accepter
I have an absolute fuck load of Chinese food coming and am already on the cans and about to watch The Long Goodbye
>>202485155cockmogs me!
>>202485359it's over
Sir Mossball Waterer
Are the pubs open then?
>>202485288
Ethereal September
>>202485378fat fucking CUNT
>>202485231
>>202484929will you fix my teeth on the cheap?
sir mouse noncer
>>202485380>>202485422>>202485423Moby album covert art ass looking motherfucker
>>202485423had my first wank in that field me
Work wants us to do troon training. How to stand up to the insanity?
>>202485423the sound of goonmeat slapping into tight ones echoing ...
my god, what are you doing!
>>202485433
>>202485426Rude
some of you could learn a thing or two from this
>>202484931yeah the rape gangs were and are a terrible thing but it always annoys me that Keighley is spelled incorrectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jyIoPbu4M
>>202485480quit your jobthen kill yourself
>>202485489>>202485155
>>202485517what a soulless uninspired translation
So what’s the difference between English, Welsh, Scots and Irish? I unironically don’t know.The most I know is that the first three are the most similar while the last one was buckbroken into following the lead of the rest.
please can you name all of the f1nnster pictures appropriately
>>202485517a total tosser of mass proportions, you’re finished you fat wanker
>what a soulless uninspired translation
>>202485568piss off you melbournian neek
>>202485568>So what’s the difference between English, Welsh, Scots and Irish? I unironically don’t know.they're from different countries mate
>>202485389it's not right I tell ya, just not on
>>202485008where do you watch it I looked and couldnt find it
>>202485607But apart from Ireland they’re all part of the UK right?
>>202485568If anything Welsh and Scots are more buckbroken since they aren’t even independent
theres only one (piss) bottle left
why are irish lads getting taller while british lads are getting shorter?
lister you utter gimboid! *canned studio laughter*
I prefer chubby women and I'm tired of pretending I don't
>>202485643yes but the UK is made up of four countries
And it's all for the cans,m the lovely lovely cansAll for the cans and the bokkles!>>202485568English are from England, Welsh are from Welshland, Scots are from Scotland and Irish are from IrishlandSimple innit
>>202485548'kin state
Let's be honest though it's just West England, North England and Far West England.
>>202485651it not right mousey
>>202485652Fuck off you fat retard
My phone ran out of memory and stopped working.
getting pretty hungry again and i cant just eat so gn ^.^ productivity did not show, and that means i was the fool for not studying earlier
hello constable?this one >>202485656
Got the 'guin on
>>202485659that's called being straight innit
>>202485702https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MogWz-LHXI
>>202485700that happened to me gran
Still can't believe they shut Omegle down.
>>202485700goodmaybe you'll cease your boring spamming
>>202485650Yeah but you don’t even speak Irish do you?>>202485662>>202485666Fair enough.
>>202485656erm....
>i would use my example to ask you if you could ever go to the /brit/ threat, at any time of the day, on any day, ALL DAY go to /brit/ and look through the thread, and not see a single Bradley. if you went there all the time to do that, then by the end of the week how many threads would there not have been a single bradley (noting that it is all one person) in it, in 7 days?
we could be cuddling rn but youre playing games *sigh*
>tfw i have better photos i want to share with my brit frens but they are more doxxable;_;
finna get frostpunk 2 so i can listen to people bitch about kids having to work in a fucking apocalypse
lister ive only gone and put myself into the body of a woman, just like that lister, the woman you have feelings for no less, now im going to masturbate myself silly in front of a mirror for 6 hours
>>202485744Only in rural communities. Scottish people don’t speak Gaelic either. Wales has a fair few welsh speakers though
>>202484631black pussy
>>202485792omgggg doxxable le evil hackers gonna find youuuuuu
>>202485792Dorset is it
>>202485790I'm not playing games *pulls out his 4-incher*
>>202485693fuck you hun retard
>>202485819a fully grown man doesn't have a 4 incher
>>202485741'
>Greek flag actual good poster has arrived
>>202485835Cringe
Carly Gregg has been found guilty of murdering her mom and trying to kill her stepdad.The 15-year-old sobbed as the verdict was handed down by the jury on Friday, just two hours after they broke for deliberation.She earlier rejected a 40-year plea deal offered by Mississippi state prosecutors after they charged her with shooting dead her mom, Ashley, inside their home on March 19. Her legal team attempted to argue that she was not guilty due to insanity.The jury deliberated for just 30 minutes on whether she should spend the rest of her life behind bars, without the possibility of parole. Prosecutor Katherine Newman said: 'Ladies and gentlemen she is dangerous. She may look like a little girl, they may have said she is sweet little Carly, but unfortunately that is not true.'We ask you sentence Ms Gregg to life in prison without the possibility of parole.'Rejecting a 40 year plea deal in Mississippi is retarded. Life without parole for the insane zoomer.
Playing a video game here, ladsNot sure this is the way I saw life
GOON sesh
>The Rondo Hotel, Gran Canaria, Second Floor
>>202485188I'm honestly very sad about it and I bring it up to my English boomer boss.
>Video Shows 'Pure Evil' Mom Fatally Slam Her Toddler on the Ground: Police
>>202485815I'm a paranoid neet freak who thinks he will become the victim of a planned murder/robbery at any time.
>>202485852too big
>>202485568english:powerful because of their numbers, lower classes are basically on par with irishmen/welsh but the middle class and above are the superior people on the islandscots: like a small england but the people are generally more robust. They have capable people but still suffer from their working class.welsh: a nation of entirely working class simpletons but they are generally friendlier than their counterpartsIrish: theres a reason americans considered them as low as blacks. very few exceptional people. theyre more simple than the welsh but they suffer from delusional nationalism.
>>202485873is that where the Belgium flag poster lives
>>202485823How come the transwomen you post have a 3 character filename but the normal women you post have a 6 or so character filename
>>202484631the japanese lady i tried to date broke up with me because i am old enough to be her son and she said it would be werid
>>202485823>those bro's wearing a corset
>>202485802How do you feel about a top-down enforcement of Irish like Jews did for Israel?
>>202485792mate the average iq of /brit/ is as low as its attention span. don't worry so much
>>202485895Shut up you fat retard
>>202485349Scarface is on at 7pm FACT, Liverpool on Tuesday 24th.
>>202485887how come other brits dont share that irish temper?
>>202485883mousey is the number 1 personality of the thread and we've known his address for nearly a year and nothing has happenednothing ever happens
>>202485823CWLTSHC
>>202485890suspect it's due to some sort of low level autism on my part
>>202485883alri, michael plemmons, devonshire st, apartment 19
https://x.com/frumtiktok/status/1836221552452321781
>>202485918can see his ruby granger tier hairline even in the thumbnail oh nonono
>>202485652Good Wexford boy
>>202485961>A 4 on the Granger scale
get me cummed inget me pissed on etc.etc.
>>202485920Fuck off you fat retard
>>202485904Would support it but I think immigration is a much bigger issue. What’s the point of everyone speaking Irish if there won’t be any Irish people left in 200 years anyway
>>202485918
is it possible to join the armed forces at 28?
omnibus
>>202486005Fair
met a liverpool fan from Surrey earlier at the pub - hit him with pic related face, then he started to babble on about how his dads irish and he actually lives in the poor part of Surrey, then he punctuated it all but telling me to fuck off and storming off
>>202486037don't know
>>202486036moddddddddddddddddddddddsssssss
>>202486036er....okay....
kitkalukkovetopyörästö
This still creeps me out. The moth wasnt dead? And neither were seen again not long after.
>>202486037I’m joining at 27
>>202486036um
The Star Wars prequels are low-key fash coded.
going to bed goodnight moonposter. goodnight other American. goodnight /brit/ and britposters. goodnight Finland. sex sex finlandtranny
>>202486101Americans give me the fear
>>202485920england/wales/scotland are protestant and ireland stayed catholicMight not be as relevant today, but we all live in the societies that were built upon the respective faiths and many of the systems from those days still endure. The catholic/protestant schism was incredibly violent and divisive and i think thats where ireland really gets its rebellious and angry streak from. They lost the holy war but were too proud to accept the true form of christianity.
WHAT A LIFEWHAT A NIGHTWHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL RIDE
Watching the Boys From Brazil actually
Ooh did somebody make a post on TwitterAre you going to share it with the class, should we get the headteacher in
>>202486047how about you let people just enjoy things instead of being a judgemental twat? dickhead
goodnight "Canada"
>>202485629i torrented it, here's a link to the magnet https://archiveofsins.com/t/thread/1158791/#q1217486
>>202486047Why did you hit him?What does the picture have to do with it? That’s Jamie Lyn Sigler who played Meadow Soprano.
maybe i get gf if i don't delete dating apps within less than a week
>>202486146good night nigga!
>>202486138Oh shush you
>>202486134yeah is that what it is is itnot england setting up camp on are fucking shores
I don’t like working class mentality.
made risotto for tea
>>202486182your country is so upside down your tradie working class retards are all millionaires
>>202486178kill every single house spider i seedaddy long legs spiders? absolutely fineorb weavers? yep, fine, go about your businesshouse spiders? no, nothing should have that evil of an aura
>>202486194what genre?
>>202486206Fuck off you fat retard
>>202486178*runs up your leg*
hid that
>>202486178This was a big one and not far from the other big one in the bathroom right next to the tap.And i think also at the same time as >>202486085September. Strange times. The creatures of autumn and late summer.
just new boot goofin'
Is this mousenonce?
>>202486230Woah dudePut that shit down before it blows up
parents have become fat and lazy as shit do some exercise nigga it's not hard
>>202485857OOF
thinking of that video of a drunk david hasselhoff eating a burger on the floor
>>202486146Night night
mousecatshoeIn that order.
>>202486220butternut squash and sage as I had some left over it was lovely
>>202486214Isn’t that the case everywhere?
>>202486125the fear was the name of an artist that did real bad simpsons porn, the way he drew tits reminded me of onions
>>202486287Fuck off you fat retard
>>202486309nolol
you'll all be there, right lads?
person woman man camera tv
>>202486315ok
>>202486181the irish will be british in 50 yearsall the past oppression arguments will be long forgotten theyll finally realise they have more in common with us than with europe or america
>>202486314is that the get out im piss guy
still listening to black music
>>202486346They are already culturally English in every way that matters. The battle was lost when they stopped speaking their own language.
As a Lithuanian first generation immigrant, I defended English history more than the average Brit during the Floyd riots where the all the darkies you've imported over the years where defacing or tearing down statues of your national heroes. I legit got into an argument with some British reddit type mate of mine who was trying to justify it all while I was trying to tell him this is his country and that he should not feel guilty for some historical event because it makes no logical sense to do so. And this is an educated guy from a well off family.
>>202486380Fuck off
Seeing some spamming/flooding.
>>202486380we don't like racists in this country mate
>>202486380didnt read, >>202486399
>>202486380Good lad
*sneezes*
>>202486206why is there a big red circle
>>202486383
Post your shitty boxers. NOW!
>>202486438bless you
>>202486380>you can’t tear down statues of slave owners/traders… because you just can’t okay!That was the only based thing about the Floyd riots. You can fuck right off with that one.
short skirtlong cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfTcmt2GbVQthis slaps in eastern europe
I cry when angels deserve to die
>>202486442oh that's the explodey region, don't worry about that
>>202486471grrr this post makes me angry, curse you spaino!
>>202486471The same slave owners that funded numerous institutions? Give it up, slavery was a normal economic model at the time. The British ended slavery at their own expense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvf--10EYXw
I've become so mentally deranged and exhausted from years of masturbating to porn that I have turned into an absolute sociopath, plagued by anxiety and loneliness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHvix_9dySQ
Also, I SHALL remind you, that as a Lithuanian immigrant, I did not get BAME status, which means I had to get the same grades as native Brits from Posh families to get into a good uni.
He bought?
>>202486474grrr this post makes me angry, curse you spaino!
>>202486532would love to see her shag a sissy
>>202486483father into your hands, why have you forsaken me
>>202486558Yeah? Fuck off.
Even if you can't make yourself happy, you can make others happy. You might find some ongoing satisfaction in that.
if any of you are bored i could describe my gay fantasies which i use to masturbate
fucks sake lads just had my 5th wankneed to acquire a clue badly
katycats... WTF happened
>>202486532What a stupid fucking nose chain
>>202486598Um... yeah yeah alright
feeling gay and sad and gayhttps://youtu.be/Cj9fh-2ORDg?si=HUHNVLL67Z47RWnE
when are we doing something about men?
>>202486474>>202486483>>202486559>>202486575
>>202486612Have you considered going outside
>>202486576Where's your concern for diversity and fairness? Does it not apply to me because I'm not brown or black? A bit two tier if you ask me, lad.
>>202486532corrrr tats
>>202486640see >>202486576
Let this be a moment of judgmentIF the NEXT POST is NICE, they will have it repaid a thousand times IF the NEXT POST is NASTY, it will be reflected a million times Let us see what path they have chosen
just realised that black director steve mcqueen made a film about ira prisoners going on hunger strike
>>202486677What was your intent behind this post?
>>202486677noice
>>202486637no, bit late for that now anyway lad pubs will be closing soonour night czar has worked tirelessly to ensure all last calls are done by 11
>>202486520I propose hosting a statue of Lenin in your mothers hometown then.
>>202486340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRrebnLHy9Uintro theme playing x
>ira prisoners going on hunger strike2hpm
>>202486692just noting on yet another instance of irish and blacks bumming each other
Does the UK have affirmative action?
>>202486667Can't handle the uncomfortable contradiction can you lad.Explain to me, how Lithuanians, which are about 3.5 million tops if you include everyone around the world in America, are not an ethnic minority, while Indians, which there are 1.4 billion in India alone, are BAME? Makes no sense to me at all.
>>202486720They proposed putting one up in your mum's hometown. But she said no thanks I've already got one worthless sack of shit at home already.
>>202486677hunger with assbender
>>202486753lithuanian isn't an ethnicityobviously
>>202486752we have a simpler policy:get them wankedget them housedget them paidsimple as
>>202486743Let them starveLess of a drain
>>202486720I don't see the similarity. I'll give you the opportunity to explain your position since I am a nice guy.
girlie's in her THIRD flop era
Sometimes it feels like the good times are long gone and will never come back.
>>202486774>ad-hominem I win.Thank you for agreeing with me about the statues.
>>202486774Sent that cunt to the Dreamtime.
>>202486747>just noting on yet another instance of irish and blacks bumming each otherI see...nasty intent...Walk the path you have paved for yourself
>>202486752officially no, unofficially yes
>>202486787Lithuanian is an ethnicity more so than Indian. Genetically, there only 3 other countries directly similar to us, Lativa, Estonia, and Finland.
>>202486789If I come over can I get some of that?
>>202486774
>>202486837genetically, you're a boring cunt
>>202486862Why are you so angry about me defending the English people and their homeland?
creaming
>>202486862Fuck off you fat evil bastard. Lithuanilad is based.
>>202486801People that seethe about the statues being torn down of literal slavetraders were all for tearing down Lenin’s statue throughout E.Europe.
>>202486848you a wog? then yes
>>202486884what part of boring cunt aren't you getting?
Can anyone stop Israel?The answer is noYahweh demands blood
>>202486908grrr this post makes me angry, curse you spaino!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZSM2L5o0JI
>>202486824Source?
new>>202486931>>202486931>>202486931
just taken a drug
need a back massage after all that wankingfucks sake
>>202486931>>202486931>>202486931
>>202486888shut the fuck up
>>202486948>>202486948>>202486948
>>202486807I listened to it. It was weird. It's really like they just went fuck it, 2015. I don't know why she made it. There's not a chance in hell any zoomer steams it and there's no reason for anyone else to either. Her old songs are much better. Dr Luke gave her 10 year old leftovers
>>202486908Not remotely the same thing at all, try again.>>202486915What's your problem exactly?
>>202486911*smugly presents and sways my woggy penis while leaning in the doorway*
>>202486973It is. Personally I’d get why you’d want to tear down his statues but I don’t like hypocrisy. And I think the negative actions people take will always far outweigh any positives they do.
