LOVELY FUCKING CANS edishSaturday Night (I Feel The Air Is Getting Hot) sub-edish
trying to get tickets to the singapore gp next year and its already sold out
CANSLAD IS BACK
Got a buttplug in as I play vidya
>>202522621>gpThe what?
nothing scarier than walking past a group of teenagers
girl just stop
fucking annoying that dadberg is a tradie but never taught me anything about that stuffnow i own a home and have to panic when anything breaks
>>202522651theres a lot of things scarier than that. you have lived a very sheltered life
Can't be arsed with this shit anymore. Just doing it for the sake of the streak at this point. Realised how shit it was after a few months.
anytime I’m in Asia or at an Asian restaurant I’m too busy devouring noodles like an anime character to notice if anyone is even looking at me
*drinks a bottle of beer in front of canslad then smashes it over his head*
>>202522667if you arent fluent in the language by now then quit
>>202522649GRAND PRIX
>>202522630Er, lad? I was here last night but thank you>>202522649Grand Prix I assume>>202522682Bokkles are welcome too, lad
>>202522655ktim dadberg is a carpenter but I know fuck all, barely know how to use a saw or power tools
>>202522667Duolingo doesn't want you to be fluent, they want you to keep using their app
>>202522673Bizarre Spaincuck post
>>202522705Sorry I thought you meant something else haha
Belgium flag has stopped posting race bait and is now posting other shit, with his 2 minutes of attention expired and no restart. thought i would let you all know
>>202522643this is where she would be sitting if she was still my gf
>>202522746he said he would be out shagging soon, that was an hour agohe will be here all night
remember that time as a child I tried to stand up for myself to teenagers when they started shouting abuse to me at the top of a hill while I stood at the bottom and shouted back "the circus must be in town because all I see are clowns!" and they all ran down the hill and absolutely clobbered me with a jumping punch as I stood there and screeched
fair isle sweater arrived, don't even care if I look like a sexless twat because I love it
>>202522667Yeh im contemplating uninstalling but then i have nothing to replace it with
Me da went to school to be an electrician but doesn't know shit about electrics. Last time he messed with it he messed up the electrics for the whole house.
>>202522767hes black btw also
totally forgot (again) that that Anthony Joshua boxing match is on tonightso I am reminding everyone else in case anyone else forgot!
>>202522720been taught by the surrogate dads on youtube, taught me how to replace copper pipes and compression fittings, fitting skirting boardsill be pulling the fucking plug on dadberg first chance
>>202522782wtf is that??
>£150/hour
I just learned about "motherly cuckold"
>>202522791how so?
>>202522655Dadberg made fun of me for not knowing how to charge my car battery when it died. Asked him why he was laughing that he hasn't taught his son how to do anything and he went off in a big mood about it.
yerrr madferit
>>202522822dion dublin's hit the skids since homes under the hammer
stepmummy pretending to be drunk for attention againdon't know why mum humours it
>>202522845bro getting horny talking bout other mens meat
>>202522810Trannys pussy
oh yey let's watch two negros knock lumps out of each for 2 minutes at a time oh how exciting
biggest W this month was shutting own the autistic sperg who wanted to unionize in old school runescape because he did a money making method that he knew nothing about and cried when he didnt get as much money as hed hoped. maybe he quit or something. now the price is back up or returning, as it always has done
Money bad
>>202522831what's mingerlad yapping about here?
>>202522769
>>202522782Stop posting this lad. Getting ignored twice in the last thread wasn't a big enough clue for you?Yeah, it's a vagina. Cool. Is that the reaction you wanted?
>>202522824what's that then
American gf 2025 is up for grabs i reckon
Which gorilla wog is gonna win tonight?
might try and chat up this fat autistic bird I know
>>202522847>that "arse"Looks like a child
>>202522917don't shag your sister mate
>>202522867it is thoughwatching a pair of gorillas go 12 rounds would also be interesting, don't know why the race comes into it here
>>202522917>>202522932
>>202522912Love this for him
>>202522891When a man's mum has sex with someone who isn't his dad
Never once had anyone Bradleypost me. I'm just too clever.
>>202522925ok
Starmer please help young men be a part of society
>>202522932what's wrong with incest?
About a year ago a group of teenage girls started loudly making mean comments about me as I walked across the shop carpark, had to hold back laughter ngl
/brit/ in a nutsell:>might poo myself in a minute>shut up you wankazoid>*bradders laughing*
>>202522847>cans>skinny>a look of autismCanslad is in love
>>202523013ktim
on that tvburptoil
If your gf had a cock for 24 hours what would you do?
>>202523013that's good /brit/normally it's wankers non-stop waffling about personalities, bloody dreadful bollocks
>>202523042sometimes watch old episodesjust to feel something x
if you have any questions about christanity i shall try to answer them
>>202523013all me
>>202523053can't have a gf with a cock if you don't have a gf
>>202522971hows that different to the usual use of the term
>>202523081you are severely mentally ill
>>202523064BVSED
>>202523062most of this thread lives in a time before 2014.we all know it.
>>202523053my gf does have a cock though
if you have any questions about vtubers i shall try to answer them
Found Keir Starmers Vinted account
>>202523053Arseshag followed by reacharound
Lads, do we go for the cans or not?
>>202523148FOSYEG
I actually wish my gf had a huge cock for a while and I became a girl and we had sex
don't care much for boxing but the deanos at toil all love it so I'll watch the highlights tomorrow and look at what /box/ say about it so I have some things to say while they're bantering
sacked tranny gone fishin'
mumberg already talking about getting a Grinch for Christmas
I can't believe succulent arse lad actually died
women are so fit so horny all of the time
>>202523166you arent a person you are a spambot
post the grinch webm
>>202523148CWLTSHC
>>202523148wouldnt mind a nice tranny gf if she looked like thiswill probably look ugly when she gets older though
>>202522673actually looks kino unlike starmer
>>202523201
From the liver to the knee, your mobile is now an IED
>>202523053frottage
>>202523175FOSYEG
i love Reggie/Whygena. pretty sad
sucking a shite
Post the deer webm
>>202523117um
>>202523262Too far.
We're taking you off the Axelrorke case, anon.
Susanna Reid is fit
Reggie is (was) perfect
please seek help
>>202523298bizarre
Business idea: put tiny explosive fragments in circumsicion equipment and ship it off to Israel
Futa gf left a bowl of her smegma for my dinner
>>202523298erm
>>202523284?????????????
Suppose no cans then, lads
>>202523298
You look lonely… I can fix that
>>202523298been there done that
derry girls fuckpig gets her chebs out in bridgerton corrr
>>202523317theyre using obsidian now! (and lasers i guess) imagine a grenade full of obsidian shards. phoar you could even use all of the grenades up blowing obsidian rocks into pieces to fill new grenades with this would be so epic
>>202523353very ugly woman
>>202523347
>>202523353corr would love to shag her irish pig body
>>202523346
>>202523366nah she is fit
Wtf is obsidian
nth for the holodem
>>202523391post an image of her and let the thread judge
>>202523366inside and out
im so fucking ugly and evil
>>202523298Repulsed by fat chicks....but this webm....awakens something in me
what was deleted lads?
>>202523435you arent allowed to make jokes like this...
>>202523441unauthorised mouse
>>202523435
>>202523395Stone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayWwfGtGpBQ
Just want it to be clear to Mi5 that I don't condone, approve or have anything to do with that post
>>202523346You aren't a femdomme bbc mistress
>>202523480Slay thyself
Any family members use you as an example for of what not to do to their kids man in
>>202523053I would thank allah for granting my futanari wish, also here's my itinerary>have her spaff out a few samples for storage and study to replicate the futanari gene>hire a gaggle of whores for her to breed while I film/ watch/ occasionally join in with for the rest of the time >in the aftermath I would have the samples studied like I said previously and hire surrogates to carry her children to see if 1)futanari sperm is capable of impregnating women 2)futanari spawned children are capable of being born as futas>from then on I make it my life's work to spread futanari and wipe out men
gay if you wouldnt drop everything and shag him
>>202523503What were they thinking with this rofl
>>202523435Don't think you've got much longevity with that business
>>202523435mate :/
>>202523452Obviously I was referring to another parliament that we can legally blow up
>>202523527could snap him in 2 corr
Lads what's the plans for tonight then since nobody is having cans?
>>202523527would
I feel fucking nothing at all when I release. Not during sex, not while masturbaating. May as well just get a fucking vasectomy. Did nothing to deserve this by the way.
Any "some days my cock seems massive but some days it seems tiny" man in?
>>202523391i notice you still havent posted an image of her?
>>202523564MeIn the mornings it seems small but night time wanks have a big feeling
love me some john cho trash kino
>>202523555brain tumour
>>202523549Cup of tea, nicotine pouch and a nice book for me x
>>202523435you want to be fucking careful making jokes like that nowadays and I'm being completely serious
>>202523435finally, some based fucking posts around here
>>202523555Ask him to not use a condom next time x
>>202523573so are you going to go out, or will you spend your saturday night spamming bizarre images of james cleverly?
Investing in VWRL
>>202523527post more of him
love fucking up my life for no reason kekkers
>>202523322phwoar>>202523519CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>202523573Swag
>>202523435Is TNT still a thing that's used? Feel like it's very old and outdated or only used in cartoons
Business idea: petite women with flat chests and hairless small tiny pussies. Mmmm
>>202523549cans
kekkers
watching grinching videos waiting for gimmick of the year to return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXpf5WEbYi4
>>202523697Any new ones?
post more 1creepyy
https://www.skyscanner.net/flights-to/id/cheap-flights-to-indonesia.html
>>202523399Tell her to hurry up with the reveal so CC and Biboo can start their stream
>>202523549bottles of asahi and then some scotch when it's through
>>202523729king julian doing well for himself
>>202523148his bf mogs him
>>202523687Sickle cell
>>202523736can i do what i need to do in indonesia?i thought i had to... go to cambodia... for that
>>202523754and youre spending it here :)
Bestest bros and most righteous moral men Say thank you to bez and ben
>>202523757yeah i know that hes in a relationship since yesterday :c
>>202523747>>202523683Suppose I'll get the cans so, ladsThank you for thatt
>>202523729
>>202523683Good man
cmon guys get a grip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1cI259jKgsthis is the shit that younger people are watching
Just bought a dildo and butt plug set
>>202523754Thought you were pretending not to be from the UK mate
>another Saturday night where some Eastern Euro neighbour is blasting out music and being noisyNo idea where the cunt is, I can never tell.
Remember Lizarizu?
>>202523435righto thats the GCHQ called then!
>>202523603Unless I'm actually planning an attack I don't see how a post like that could cause issue
only ever see the 1 video from 1creepyy
>>202523740now this feel but for aj vs dubois, kiara babbling on as usual x
>>202523757that’s kind of crazy that 2 peak evolution trannies are together
>>202523819>30k likes
How often masterbate
Thinking about terrorism, but the good kind
>>202523847use the piss and vinigger from the fight to go out and find himknock his block off lad
>>202523901going to start not doing it before bed and waiting on a morning before making big cums
business idea post provocative things until brit gets shut down and we can be free
>>202523909*stomps round the estate in a rage trying to work out where the fucker is*
>>202523819Screaming
>>202523819KEK it's blacked themed
>>202523901about 15 times a week1-2 per day and then wank the change over the weekend
>>202523948hs?
thunder and lightning outside ladscatberg NOT impressed
another night sitting at home alone spamming trannies is it lads
>>202523940looks like he pissed himself
>>202523940mf put himself in the recovery position with every point hit, while he was faking injury
>>202523940Could have avoided prison by just reversing a few inches
white ppl love they dogs on planes
>>202523963>hs?Hidradenitis suppurativa (HS) is a painful, long-term skin condition that causes skin abscesses and scarring on the skin.
>>202523775>The Religious Zionist Party (Hebrew: הציונות הדתית, romanized: HaTzionut HaDatit, lit.'The Religious Zionism'), known as Tkuma (Hebrew: תקומה, lit.'Revival')[15] until 2021 and officially known as National Union–Tkuma (Hebrew: האיחוד הלאומי-תקומה, HaIchud HaLeumi–Tkuma),[16] was a far-right,[1][2] ultra-nationalist,[2] Jewish supremacist,[2] and religious Zionist[1][2] political party in Israel.They seem like very lovely chaps
>>202523940Is this Newcastle?
>>202523969birmingham?
>>202524016it happened in Edinburgh today
Crazy how i've been here for less than a year and i'm probably the best poster.
>>202523781hope the passing one has a sister, she's prob a worldie>>202523883nah the passing one mogs the other one imo, like the other troon looks like a proper lad. not even feminine
(8) Sometimes I wake up and I'm disappointedAnd other times where Earth can fit in these two handsI'm gonna be strong, I'ma just hold on'Cause I've been in street fights and I turned out alrightBut have you ever prayed for your invention? (8)
2 raw uncooked potatoes down the gullet
had a woke grinchingcame into my house and started calling me they/them
>>202524014I hate them
>>202524055Fuck off Spainsimp you worthless parasite
The Sopranos is boring.
>>202524082scream
dont potatoes make vodka without yeast?
>>202523940Did he die
>>202524055you can tell hes a tranny but he’s still cute somehow no homo
>>202524029not birmingham but midlands aye
>>202523901Mix it up for best results.Sometimes it's 2-3 times a day.Sometimes it's 2-3 times a week.Keeps the sex drive going and cockberg on his toes
>>202524106hes in the recovery position hell be fine c:
I'm white.
>>202524095Never watched it
>>202524106yes, the person who got out of the car was doxxed on Reddit and the police are currently looking for him. The blonde women made a post from America a couple of hours ago on facebook
Charles Carrol > power gap > Sam Hyde > Nick Rochefort
>>202524157
>[Deleted]
>black supremacist HAHAHAHA
>>20252414710 years in belmarsh for you lad
Hey mister Taliban give me your banana
>>202524157Fucking downlight isn't even in properly
>>202524180no okne knwos who any of thes epoeple ar e
>>202524210project on
>>202524014>was a far-right,[1][2] ultra-nationalist,[2] Jewish supremacistDamn dudeImagine if we had far right, ultra nationalist white supremacist parties in parliament All those lefties would be losing their minds
cloggers has no excuse now lmao, just wait for him to pop back up in 10 minutes
Spainonce resetting his router
>>202524213what's that haircut called LOL
thank you mods
>>202524206remember the bin laden/bush flash animation that had this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB61xhDVNyo
didnt even wait 10 omdz
They made shadow of erd tree such a massive chore it's just not fun
I can smell fish
>>202524272and hes apparently going out tonightlool
>>202523459what?
dimwits here really don't know that all you need to do to evade a ban here is delete your browser cookies lmao
Almost finished my Fanta
i remmeber when i were a young lad and my dad taught me how to sign chequesthey dont teach kids ANYTHING these days
i HATE showering but I need to have one
come mister tally man tally me bananadaylight come and me wan go homesix foot seven foot eight foot bunch!daylight come and me wan go home
>>202524286tell ur mum to close her legs
>>202524302Doesn't work with a pass which he would have to be using if he's posting with a proxy/VPN
NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but he was notoriously such a perfectionist, he actually made them go to the moon to film on location
>>202524305bet u have an israeli flag in youre twitter bio
>>202523940cyclist no doubt being a cunt before this
>>202523863you are so fucked lad get a solicitor asap
genuinely reckon i might just shag my mum
>>202524348Love this fact
>>202524324KTIMMMMMMMall my hair falling out because i havent showered for 3 days
>>202524122I can't see it lad, his facial bone structure is just too manish>>202524291burn them alive desu
this is an art attack...this is an art attack...this is...ART ATTACK!
>>202524357thats illegal for some reason
>>202524324had one earlier and now my hair smells like apples and my skin smells of almonds and sweet cream
>>202524350i dont know what any of that is
fucking OVER
>>202524392because it's grim
>>202524324Showering is easy, now having to bath, that's a choreLived in a house without a shower while back and having to run a bath every day, especially in winter was whiteSome times I just skipped days at a time because I could not be arsed when I got home
so thats what Canadaanon smells like i dont love him though. i wanted to know - thats all
>>202524405hs?
agnosticism is correct
timmy having a bath omdz
>>202524441it's the most incoherent position there is it's the worst of both worldsno salvation and all the guilt
haven't used any social media apps other than instagram for years, would get rid of that too but it's the only remaining link I have with exberg (and a number too but that's less permanent)
>>202524366your hair falls out from not showerin?>>202524393sounds bent>>202524414fuck that. i dont shower daily. bath maybe once a year. if i only had a bath id probably only bathe once a week
>>202524357why
Walk around town with an Israeli flag Let me tell you, anti semitism is real and alive
>>202524487>>202524487>>202524487
>>202524477>>202524477>>202524477
>>202524450Turn off the computer go outside make a friend I'm begging you please
>>202524435forget canada, I need my sweaty arse tongued
NEW>>202524504>>202524504>>202524504
>>202524305learned in business studies as well as how to cross one
>>202524492early
>>202524492>>202524497>>202524524omds
