Mercia edition
Three ciders in guys
rorke getting apprehended after drinking 3 pints of guinness and going on a racist tirade
Saw Employed Woman working this afternoon. Looking good, lass!
>>202529736incel containment board is that a-way >>>/r9k/
>>202529759ew is right
the world's full of pervertsi really hate them
>>202529711CWLTSHC
>>202529767Have a sniff of this
>>202529612Laziness, promotes servility, engenders a "not my problem" mentality.
Deadnaming EW by calling her TIlde
>>202529759why aren't they allowed to sit down
having an argument with some bastard yanks in a feet thread on /gif/fucking state of me
All runt jobs pay basically the same. Minimum wage plus maybe a pound or two per hour.It's basically a case of picking which you hate least. Shop mong, warehouse mong, carer mong, cleaner mong, office mong, labourer mong.For me, it's warehouse mong.
>>202529736
>>202529820many layers to this particular onion
>>202529816ackedtranny gets his smeg and ball sweat all over the seats
>>202529798Corrr....my kind of man
>>202529823Cleaning is a good one because you can often do two cleaning jobs at once and be on some pretty good money. Yes it's two jobs but it's like 3 hours max at each one.
30k is the new 25k after the last few years of inflation
Sackedtranny getting his till stool taken away from him because he keeps sitting on his balls and holding up the queue
>>202529820about what
>>202529823think I'd go for cleanermongdon't have to talk to people and no real hard physical labour
>>202529885yeah but it's gross
Sir Winston Mosquechill
>>202529873on 48k nad it's barely enough for rent and bills
>>202529572This flag is like if you mixed Scotland's flag with Sweden's flag.
>>202529907your rent is too highexplain this to your company and if they value your work they will increase your wage
>>202529907you must be crap with money
When the UK was ruled by a queen why wasn't it called the United QUEENdom???
>>202529925As long as you didnt say denmark
What has Jimmy Carr done to himself?I tried watching the latest Jimmy Carr dvd and my god, it's like I'm watching AI. He stays still, his face, hair line, hands all look out of whack. I had to turn it off. I was too focused on the state of him to listen to his jokes. I may try again and watch it with either the TV screen covered or have it on in that back ground.Anyone else agree?!?!?!?
>>202529780Begin with your family
>>202529930>>202529935only £2700 take home after tax/NI/student loan/pension£1500 rent £200 council tax £300 bills £200 food hardly anything left after essentials
never been intimate with a woman before
>>202529942pigeons are so cute
Having some non-alcoholic drinks before I go to sleep guys
If you are struggling with money issues it's a good idea to try to talk to the CEO of the company you work for. Send him an email. This won't work if your boss is a woman. She will fire you.
>>202529979The mark zuckerberg of comedy
>>202529882some perv posted a webm (in an explicitly white girl feet focused thread) where 90% of the video was a blokes arse, bollocks, and hairy legs and the girls feet just happened to also be there told him it was revolting and he said somehow I'm bent because of that
>>202530000like water or what?
So....she doesn't really go to Oxford to study. She isn't a student anymore. She isn't in academia as a career. It is basically a playdate with herself. She dresses up as a little girl, packs her bags with all her little girl notebooks, pens and other crap, then takes a train into Oxford. She says she loves reading on the train, but immediately goes on showing she does everything but reading. Taking pictures out the window, videoing herself looking out the window, going on her computer to do her busy work, but no reading. Once she gets there she goes to numerous spots in numerous libraries, pointing the camera one way, then another, coming and going from her chair to look busy, but really, the only thing she is doing is taping Oxford. She isn't doing ANYTHING. Then we visit bees, return books at a library (for all we know she just took them out and put them back in, because she is Rubbage and that is what a Rubbage does). Then she goes to a cafe and goes shopping. I mean, this is not studying. This is not academic material. This is a playdate with herself. Nothing more. She is such a loser. Seriously messed up woman. What a self-absorbed weirdo she is!
>>202529990are you in London?
>>202529873>National living wage 2024 - £11.44>11.44 * 40 * 52 = £23,795.20>National living wage April 2018-March 2019 - £7.83>7.83 * 40 * 52 = £16,286.40A full time minimum wage worked has had a pay increase of £7,500 in the last 6 years, or a 46.1% increase.
>>202529979he's been having work done for years simon cowell looks inhuman now too
When you think about it it's weird how modern Iran hates Israel. In the Bible, the Persians are the ones who freed the Jews from Babylonian captivity. The Jews even have a special honor for the Persian king Cyrus and described him as a messianic-like figure, making him the only gentile with this description.
>>202530000drink plenty of liquor and take some medicine while you're at it
>>202530043no cornwall
this is no ordinary love, no ordinary love
>>202530045minimum wage is 24k and a STEM job needing a masters degree is 24k
>>202530049iran would be so much better if it was still zoroastrian
>>202530081yeah but with a STEM masters you can one day reach the promised land of 40k
>>202530064I thought property was really cheap down thereare you renting a 2 bed house or something?
'ello guvnah!
British gas engineers despise the dreaded heat pumpBritish plumbers despise the dreaded quooker tap and garbage disposal
Spat on my dad's back when he was sat down painting the door frame and he's currently giving me the third degree lads. I hate being a dual exceptional sometimes but also luuuurv it. (aspergers + add)
loaded up hanime and selected the "school girl" tag. be back in 5 hours
dead country
>>202530049Wasn't there a coin or something depicting Donald Trump as the modern King Cyrus
>>202530081Just get a good civil service job and be set! (Supervisor roles and case administrators earn less than tesco shelf stackers)
Sitting in the kitchen watching a chair being pushed. Catberg is fired up walking around cuddling with the interior.
>>202530099lollmao evencornwall has a housing crisis cos rich londoners bought all properties for airbnb and shitlocals are mostly on minimum wage and totally fucked
>Rubbage
It's a might move to China kind of thread
Here I amRock you like a hurricane
>because she is Rubbage and that is what a Rubbage does
China sucks lol
>>202530190get him played with
>>202530154>top 5% earners in UK>would be homeless in a few months if you lost your jobsThe top 5% earn £7,251 per month or more. That’s shockingly only £87,012 per year.come on if they have no kids their situation shouldn't be that dire
>>202530245Not listening to your opinion until you stop living in piles of dog shit
I'm suddenly struck with this mind bending idea that religion was not a way to control the masses and taking religion from us is in fact how they controlling us.
>>202530154Whatever your problems, I can guarantee you that you are in 2x a better position than we are.
>>202529572FINALLYFINALLY*****FINALLLY******A GOOD OP>>202529711>>202529736>>202529750>>202529759>>202529767>>202529798Ruined by this unfunny lot
>>202530270t. wang chung studying economics at bradford uni
>>202530254Kek yeah
>>202530040Checked in on Ruby today to see if she's still in the smelly childhood bedroom She got on a train and went to the Oxford library to study
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km3agvlyRmM
>>202530296something about this map seems very off to methe shapepretty sure britain isn’t that narrow
>>202530297Normally I'd be mad at you for calling me a foreigner but I've got this banger on now so thankshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-xpJRwIA-Q
>Can the City of Sunderland Bounce Back from Defeat?should be a fun watch
>>202530294lol no
anyone seen tobelord about?
any Youtube kino to watch? All i get recommended these days is Borderlands 2 gameplay and football. Neither of which I really care about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N000qglmmY0
>The name Wang Chung is Chinese (黃鐘, pinyin: huáng zhōng; Wade–Giles: huang chung), meaning "yellow bell" in English, and is the first note in the Chinese classical music scale.huh. learn something new every thread
Spainers on a melty spamming tranners again is it
>>202530390Dance Hall Days
>>202530296Sat in your humming council flat in Derby sucking your mum's cock
>>202530384https://youtu.be/763nHegPMg4?si=hikebHUp6KgNVsCcenjoyed this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9hcJgtnm6Q
Is your town on the decline
>>202530387boney arse
SpainersSpainersNobody cares about your preference for rank tranners mate
>>202530457has been since the 80s when they shut down the steel mills
yeah mate just keep posting pictures of an ugly tranny and posting random shite pop songs every minute or two that nobody is ever going to click on or even have time to listen to before you post another one. sound use of a saturday night that
wish WhatsApp would stop automatically saving every image I get sent
>>202530457yeah it was all white until a few years ago and now there's been a massive influxit's jarring
>>202530457Its one of the highest taxed towns in gtr manchester, and theyre using it to fund pretty but useless buildingsTo a casual observer the answer is no
>>202530475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGnsToXkd5k
>Bronx mom allegedly beat, hung daughter, 6, in closet: DA
>>202530519what is your problem
>>202530390Kennedy is irish means strange head
>>202530495Alri Huw
>>202530384This is my favourite youtube videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjJWGJfJ6A
pedestrianise the town centers invest in local arts and music scenefill every abandoned building with something other than student accommodation
>>202530527its gingernonce
>>202530555Checked
gyaldemfreak and gingernonce jockeying for the title of most detestable cunt on /brit/
>>202530530éide means armour not strange. Armour head or helmet head is the better "translation".Ironic since that yank fella got shot in the head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huGd4efgdPA
>>202530527I'm horny all the time
>>202530551never works any of this lack of pedestrianisation hasn’t killed the high street, online shopping has people won’t start suddenly caring about local art and music because it has recently been pushed. culture has to grow and form organically and just looks odd and out of place when artificially made by a local council all the time city boards and local councils try to revive places and make their towns quirky and cultural and it just fails
I quite dislike jews
>>202530642All of them individually as people or as a group?
>>202530633Well my only other idea is trying to get a gigantic corporation to have a plant or factory employing most of the town
any fashion men in? Thinking of getting a pair of stylish brown leather boots. 24 year old unc status it's time to step up my game
>>202529930>they value your work they will increase your wagelol
>>202530687Don't step in dog shit
How is Primark still going? Isn't everyone buying online through asos or something and paying with klarna now?Can't be that much demand to go into a physical store to buy cheap clothes. Especially when you can get belts, shoes and other accessories delivered next day from amazon
>>202530154do those mongs not save at all
>>202530633what they need to do is to start building housing more centrally - pedestrianisation is doomed to fail when the majority of our population live 20+ minutes away from town centres. that's why it's so braindead moronic that they're expanding suburbs and paving over greenfield sights in satellite villages instead of building houses in our rapidly deteriorating highstreets.
>>202530551>pedestrianise the town centersnah that's gayi have a right to drive a 2.0 litre diesel anywhere>>202530713>Isn't everyone buying online through asos or something and paying with klarna nowno
Huh so the Newcastle vs Sunderland rivalry comes from the civil war where Newcastle sided with the king and Sunderland sided with Oliver Cromwell. I thought it was just about football
>>202530384If you can find it: lads behind a y tree shots a microwave full of tannerite. Lid pops off and flies 90s degrees between the y in the tree. Pure kino.
I was out a run tonight and had a group of boys at a place near my house shout out to me that I am a poof and gay boy (homosexual) which I am not and also the same one kicked a football towards me… not in a friendly way for me to kick back either, i just kept on running but i feel like going to the house tomorrow and telling their parents about it.. im not sure if it was the whole group or just one boy i wasn’t really looking I saw around 4 of them not sure their ages but still in school anyway I shouldn’t be having to deal with that I didn’t even speak to them or know who they are and to get abuse like that when im already going through mental health issues isn’t fun, why try to hit me with a football as well, I saw a dead body today woman who had a heart attack… I went a run to try and take my mind off stuff not to make it worse due to people like that… yeah I know it’s a bunch of kids but it’s still not nice to have that happen, what should I do and what if it happens again..
I should be allowed to run over people in my car
>>202530769Come home American man
Haven't bought clothes from a physical store in about 10 years when I needed to buy some shoes for a new job on short notice
I am a mong and have not been saving at all
i was listening to millennial/zoomers at work talk about financial topics the other daydo mongs actually use those sort of banksand do mongs actually use credit cards?
in china you dont even own your housing, you just take a 50 year lease on it because buildings there are only meant to last 50 years
i am a mong and have over £75k saved
>>202530791Yes we do
>>202530742>building houses in our rapidly deteriorating highstreetsnot a bad ideabut it's Britain so it'll be 400k for a two bed flat
>>202530817Corelation
I'm trying to level up in every aspect of life.
sad when find a girlseems cooldecent face nice hairbody not the best but acceptable. better than many "average" girls anyway (fat is the new average now? heh fuck off fuck right off)dodgy titsjust ruins itcant be dealin wiv dat
I always saved 80% of my pay because I had nothing I wanted to buy. Paid dadberg the rent, paid for my car stuff, wasn't sure what to do with the other ~£1000. I'm not buying a new laptop every month for no reason.
>>202530841Even dog shit
>>202530817 Cash ISA: £53,600.00Lifetime ISA: £5,000.00Stocks/Shares ISA: £7,700.00Fixed Bonds: £22,000.00Pension: £12,000.00
like when one tit way smalle than otherand other one hangin down droopytbf both too droopyjust cant be dealin with iti just CANT DEAL WITH THAT SHITlike crazy how one little thing can ruin EVERYTHING
me when canslad is speaking
>>202529572My plans for a trip to the uk>go to all museums in london>visit a traditional british pub>go on a train>visit scotland >do ketamine on a train
I just keep spending my money lol but I make loads so I can catch up later
>>202530866>Thinks this is good
>>202530864
neighbours having a houseparty by the sounds of it, probably all plastered and drugged uphappy for them, would quite like to have my own house party but not sure the people I'd invite would turn up
>>202530864is that sofia boutellawould love to put it in her
>>202530864wow shes cute>>202530893seen a randoms do crack on a train once
electrodes to the nipplesstart of a good night
>>202530929Honestly i want to go to the uk once but i don't have any friends interested they only want to go to amsterdam
Nearly cracked me Keck just then but now I'm diarrhoea in the bog insteadWhy does this always happen on Saturday evening? Is it cause I don't drink enough during the week
Seen two people, one took out a silver plate and linee up two strips of white on the subway.
>>202530909
>>202530909gigachad
>>202530986
>>202530927nah it's the bird from fallout
I should be allowed to shoot the brit posters i dont like
ah yes the good leaf poster
>>202531009oh rightwould love to put it in her as well
>>202530713Primark shite costs like £4 who needs klarna for that
pekora will be a prepper in death stranding 2
>>202530713>klarnawtf is that
>>202531025the working class simply must spend their entire wage as soon as it hits their account
>>202530927ella purnell
>>202531025Who taught you how to read?
>>202531050Means to (be) clear in Swedish
>>202531035lil puppet nigga in death stranding 2 what's that about
>>202531050working class stuff
damn should i visit london or yorkshire because i want to see true britian but also want to see the museums in london
Feel bad about my debt now
>>202531050One of those buy now pay later/in instalments things but for online shopping. People use it to buy expensive clothes, wear them once for instagram photos and then return them
Goodnight /brit/
worst posters in /brit/ are leafs
>>202530851good ladhonestly boggles my mind how people spend so much money
>>202531168its yanks and it's not even close. belgium obviously excluded.
I should be allowed to immolate Belgium
>>202530908what's bad about ithttps://www.nimblefins.co.uk/savings-accounts/average-household-savings-uk
Need to get me one of these. Christmas coming up before we know it
>>202531035had a pekora with my curry tonight
>>202530181Ironically some of the biggest opponents of a national minimum wage policy were Labour MP's who feared it would remove the need for unions.
Keep us posted.
>The average UK savings for 30 - 34 year olds is around £14,500 of net financial wealth (savings like current and savings accounts, stocks, bonds, etc. less financial liabilities), but the median figure is just £1,000. How is it so low?
gay men shove their penis up hairy men’s shitty arseholes
they're out in japan but i have to wait until next year for my preorder, fucking fuming
>>202530181>>202530081Just shows how basically everyone is being dragged into the minimum wage net noweven 5 years ago 24k was an alright salary
Might move to Japan.
craving validationmight go on grindr
>>202531294jobs paying £1700 a month and rent £1000 nigga
>>202531337go to south Lebanon instead
>>202531337no one cares stfu
>>202530095i earn more than that without a masters and i'm not even 30git gud... NIGGA
>>202531376how
>>202531358cared enough to reply x
>>202531384web developervery easy job
Must shit out about a stone of poo every day but stay the same weight. There's no way I'm eating enough to be shitting such enormous volumes so consistently. It's actually making me want to starve myself for a few days just so I don't spend 45 minutes each day on the toilet.
I think by far he's been the worst I've seen yes worse than Liz
>>202531394>HEY GUYS I'M A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!stupid idiot
>>202531418hard to top war criminal Blair and brown the clown
bring back rishi
>>202531324You know what they say that once you go jap..
>>202531424go on lad let it all out
>>202531438>touches pensions>almost booted out after 2 monthssick of this boomertocracy
>>202531408sounds boring
>>202531561all such queer bulliable names apart from muhammad
>>202531502Also Jesus Christ? I thought that was how Christianity worked, God's omnibenevolent
>>202531502mental how jesus saved trump but killed that firefighter insteadbet he's in hell right now
>>202531580he looks like a goblin
>>202531580this guy is literally, non-metaphorically, a homosexual who likes to have dicks in his butthole
It's over.
funny how gay freaks all get aids and then burn in hell for eternity
>>202530409Least homosexual Spaedo post
Having old parents is quite annoying sometimes. My mum and dad are in their late 70s, had gfberg staying over on Friday night and when they went to bed dad joked and said “remember, no nookie” and gf didn’t even know wtf he meant. Her parents are in their mid-40s, same age as my eldest brother so she was raised by a totally different generation.
>>202531633wtfthat's disgusting
>202530421>>202531675
All day, every day... 24/7 until he dies or you die (in which case you won't be present but he will still be doing it)
>>202531679grim
Gay bottoms suffer from faecal incontinence as they get older because of how much cock they take up their arseDisgusting freaks
>>202531735I’m a gay bottom and this isn’t true btw, you would have to be having some weird sex to get an injury like that.
>>202531735Seem to be well versed
>>202531766do you poo normally do you reckonwhat about piss
>>202531778Both normal. In fact I probably poo better than most people since I like to stay very clean, I eat a lot of fibre and healthy foods and whole foods, and I’m very regular.
Oh yes hump my arse and piss in it
>>202531766It’s not an injury it’s the natural result of being an aids ridden degenerate taking cock up the bum
>>202529572I wish I had British friends or friends willing to meet up with me I am honestly bored and want to meet people
>>202531811By jingo
>>202531830Don’t have aids and my bum is perfectly fine but I’m glad you have a lot of thoughts and concerns for my anal region mate x
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Fast-food_chains_of_the_United_States
i dont piss or poo normally and i have ZERO bum fun
>>202531851Get monkeypox and die
>>202531865Defunct Bresler's 33 FlavorsBrigham'sBurger ChefCarrolsD'LitesDawn DonutsDruther'sHenry's HamburgersHot 'n NowHot Sam PretzelsNauglesNestlé Toll HouseRed BarnSandy'sSeattle's Best CoffeeSouplantation/Sweet TomatoesTeavanaT.J. CinnamonsTully'sWetson'sWhite TowerZantigoI wonder why they didn't make it seems impossible to not make money selling fast food to americans
>>202531865for me, it’s in-n-out
>>202531830I like how judgmental people here can be about homosexualsAs if you're some bastion of morality and righteousness in /brit/ of all places. Probably as degenerate as any gay, given this site attracts druggies, alcoholics, fat fucks, neets and worse
having a wankdoing a poohaving a thinkabout (You)poos and wanks and fuck off yankshaving a restdoing my best
stomachs in tatters, toiletberg nervously sweating as i let out those horrid little pre poo farts
there are about 100 billion stars in the milky way alone
It was a rainy night, and I was spending it with my old pals Jack and Daniel. They never let me down.https://youtu.be/qYaKzpMdBaM
>>202531937how many milky ways are there out there
>>202531914Youve never had in and outYouve never been to the fast good franchise either
Buy British goodsHire British labourDon't go on holiday abroadExplore the British countryside and coastlineTake care of the environmentOnly be friendly to fellow Britons
This was his last post.
>>202529572Why I am so scared of women
>>202531957I’m English
>>202531955twenty thousand in my home alone
>>202531975Imagine if he died from the vax
>>202531976not surecould it be some kind of fear of being judged an unbreedable loser by their blatant lack of interest in you
>>202531993Mental to think he could've randomly fell down a flight of stairs or something after that post and died and we'd never know. We'd just assume he stopped posting and not think anymore of it.
>>202531975
>>202532015He was morbidly obese so he could have just dropped dead from a stroke or heart attack any time
Is cracking open a tunnocks tea cake with your forehead still a thing, or was my generation the last to do that?
>>202532040Don't think that's true.
>>202532001Yeah I scream woman magnet>Obsessed with history>Huge movie buff>Favorite genres are mafia and westerns>Memorized all history from 400 bc to 1980 >Know 4 languagesYeah I am fucked
>>202532083Which languages?
>>202532063Think your 'friends' were taking the piss, like chefs showing of by cracking an egg on there forehead
202532068202532089202532015202531975Might trigger a full on spainmelty but a kind reminder that 80% of the people who post here have it filtered.
>>202532098The reverse ball busting
>>202532090Everyone I knew did it. I never did because I thought it was silly and disgusting to get the filling all over your head. But then I saw someone NOT do it and it felt wrong. Done it ever since. Mind you, I eat about one tea cake every other year nowadays..
>>202532111>And here's why that's a GOOD thing.
>>202532083sorry women are only interested in the late neolithicnah come on none of thats a problem. my sisters bfs a literal autist whose ""hyperfixation"" is a certain period of history in a certain foreign country
>>202532130Is it like the ritual scaring of the german aristocracy
>>202532161I'm a Brit I know nothing about g*rm traditions.Don't think they even have Tunnock's.>>202532136>none of thats a problemYou're right, it's the combination of all of them, haha.
>>202532175I remember showing a girl goodfellas and untouchedables on a date because horror. Movies don't scare me
Mental how badly I mindraped him lol
nth for the gyaldem
Forgot I petted the cat and went and made a sandwhichGrotty bastard me
>>202532245was trying to work out what you were even on aboutwho cares its your own catberg you live together and pet him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc2psl4Ru-Ymy throat hurts just listening aha x
My gran calls IHOP "them hops"
+1 to my mixtape count
spag bol for tea
>>202532234piss off you boring freak
>>202532386shan't
>>202532335never thought to ask but why do they call them mixtapes instead of albums
1l of cider down the hole
lesbian wank on the cards
growing a fedora
>>202532417peng tings xx
>>202532433wanked but DIDN'T spaff to a baddiedem lez kino a couple nights ago
>202532400>202532417>202532456>202532479Gyaldemfreak/Trannyspammer/190/Spainlard/Brick/VPN cuckposter/Rubymong/Heathermong/"Employed" "Woman"
i want to see my actual family not fake voices and go back to speaking how normal people do
just pooed my cummed pantsmight as well just piss myself now for the trifecta
>>202529711Name of girl pls??
>>202531640he a poof irl?
Might be off to bed soon guys
>>202532479Names?
>>202532554you're one of the guys
>>202532561
>>202532517Mousey is that you?
>>202532568saved to my Brad folder thanks
hentai wank on the cards
>>202532554stay up awhile. watch some late night telly
>>202532586your brad folder must be pretty empty
>>202532606I don't watch TV really. I sometimes watch anime though.
weeb pedo troonshocker
>>202532401Mixtapes werent "officially" released while albums were typically distributed by record companies with royalties and sample clearing. Nowadays I think the difference is monetization / sample clearing and whether they put any effort into it or not
>>202532606American retards are so fucking drawn to attentionwhore name faggots like moths to a flame because your obssession with turning 4chan into fucking reddit
>>202532618You do OWN one though right? They can be comfy sometimes
new>>202532543>>202532543>>202532543
not mei dont give them (You)s I just blog about them
>>202529750>GuinnessFuck off traitorDrink tennents
>>202532557hannah jo and avakiit
