Lullington Church edition
poo
>In February 2008, talking about Barrowman's on-set behaviour, Doctor Who co-star Freema Agyeman said in an interview to The London Paper newspaper, "John will walk about with his chap [penis] hanging out, having conversations with people."just a bit of tomfoolery
feel like ive forgotten something from my amazon order lads. remind me, what is it?
>>202532665bloody dire tattoos. and the makeup is awful. what the hell kind of look is she going for anyway?
>>202532479still looking for the names of these sexys if you have them :)
>>202532684Rubicon Lychee.
Imagine a thread without him.Without the constant talking to himselfThe copy and pasted shit gimmicks.His absolutely depraved porn addled mind on full display.Imagine if every second or third post wasn't his.
>>202532665Why can't I reverse image search anything. I feel annoying keeping asking for names. Maybe I should try Chrome browser
>>202532693dont think so, lol.
>>202532712>>202532686Always a convenient yank here to reply to his simp spam.
>>202532684fire stickecho budskindle
>>202532684here ya go la
>>202532692Have you tried killing yourself?They arent hot, its just porn simp addiction shit.Its popular to simp for them and wank to them and shit but they are not attractive at all they are freakish dolls, kill yourself.
hentai wank in the workstags>male: bald bbm big penis dilf glasses>female:ahegao anal big areolae big ass big breasts blowjob blowjob face bodysuit chikan corruption cosplaying exposed clothing farting gloves hairy hairy armpits huge breasts inverted nipples kissing mind break mind control moral degeneration nakadashi netorare policewoman squirting stockings sweating
>>202532706above us only sky
>>202532758>They arent hotClean off your eyeballs and look again
>>202532665pengers x>>202532692hannah jo and avakiit
BAMBAMBAM
Mood swings wildly back and fourth between shining optimism and crippling depression on a daily basis
nth for the baddiedem
>>202532665licked her gee outside an battlezone in kharkiv
im talking to a girl i don't even like
here we go lads
Feeling....okay? Bit tired but generally okay. Not amazing...but okay.
wish he was dead
>>202532837Shut the fuck up!!!
>>202532774KYS>>202532764KYS>>202532784KYS>>202532803KYS>>202532837KYS
>>202532543>Like latinas and mena women >Be shy>Yet want a woman strong as nails>Want to be dominated by them I am fucked
I have mental health problems but I try my best regardless.
The cost of living crisis
bike cunt loves revving his bike
I enjoy the cockney accent
singing my posts out in C
>>202532666Insane how Russell T Davies threw him under the bus over thisWas happy to joke about it in 2008 then pretends to know nothing about it now
He must only sleep when he passes out from exhaustion.
>>202532787wish there was just an unwritten social agreement that anyone acting like this should be jumped by a minimum of 5 peoplealways so grim how you'll see people acting like this in public any everyone just has to ignore them when - really - most people probably want to see matey have his head kicked in, but no-one wants to be the first to act
>>202532914what cockney films do you like?
Dream turntable parts are all ordered. Can't wait.
>>202532858best post of the thread avatarfags, gimmickfags, and tripfags have ruined /brit/
>>202533187i didnt fucking ask you.
>>202532787every video of yank nignogs on the internet makes me understand why they hate them
>>202532884go where you belong >>>/int/cum>>202532896honourary yanktard
>>202533162urbanites are weak and stupid
*sees you in the distance**waves to you**starts running towards you**gets an incredibly painful leg cramp**falls over and writhes in pain on the floor*
>>202533242Stupid thing would be to try and beat up the mentally ill homeless freak
>>202532787>still has the hospital wristbands onin a just world he would have been thrown in the loony bin instead of given free food and allowed to leave
*shriiiiip* Grab a dip, boys.
spend easily 75% of my income that doesn't go to necessary stuff on amazon
>>202532784thank u!!
>>202533299>>202533297>>202533294>>202533283bad posts
>>202533330and why is your post good exactly
>>202533329>>202533343refer to:>>202533330
>>202532543>Dad tells me to apply for work>Applied to 50 jobs>Calls me lazy >Gets angry at managers because they tell him to go onlineDo people still think people apply for jobs in person?
how do you lot cope with not being able to fart all day till you get home because theres people everywhere
>>202533352suck my nuts ginger faggot
>>202533358i suck it up back up my ass until it becomes a burp
>>202533358not eating a lot prior, limiting fiber intake, drinking a lot of water
just dawned on me that I haven't been to a zoo since early childhood what's a good zoo to visit in Britain?
>>202533383landon :D
this is going to sound really obvious but it's surpising how much easier pullups got once I lost weight
>>202533283Why is that stupidWould you rather be murdered? Would you rather live in a society where everyone is on their phones while youre being beaten up by some drug addict
>>202533358need to learn to silently fart when it's noisy
Do people actually believe being positive or happy changes your circumstances if so I want to be In a rich mood or in a mood to see you fuck off
>>202533403best thing i did for pull-up strength are pulldowns on a cable machine instead of being limited by your core and grip you can take them much easier to failure and it really transfers over
>>202533383sameonly ever gone to one in wales and chester also had quite a number of trips to knowsley safari park back in the day
>>202533167Snatch I guess
>>202533410More likely to get stabbed if you engage
>>202533451One day they will just decide they dont like the way you looked at them and nobody will be there to save you.
>>202533501Alright tough guy
>>202533431Also why would I be positive if my life sucks I am single, lonely I can't find a job and in a college major that gives me nothing but anger and hatred for life
Yes just accept the urbanite dystopia and ghost through life watching everything get worse dont do anything, the government will do it for you, trust them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHEx6uCO80w
depression has eaten my life away
>>202533560drink enough water
here we are...........
>>202533560Honestly atleast you don't have people who say the same shit to you about it >Oh if you change your attitude you will be happier>Be positive >You are just lazy
>>202533577yes i do, every depressive person deals with that shit
What's the story in Balamory?
>>202533590Honestly I thought about it people who say that just say that because they can't think of anything
>>202533560
>>202533548You're right. I should risk an assault charge and very well my life to set some homeless retard straight on the train.
just spent 2 hours wanking
mwad
>>202533605a fair few nonces i heard last
watching the sunrise and the Germans put their towels outhopefully today won't be as hot as yesterday
>>202533644Life on easy mode
>>202533648why's that mental
>>202533677hate the game, not the player
>>202533644I don't believe it but good for her I hope she's happy and puts that money to good use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wn2j1YQqEgHOWLING
>>202533663Did you know that Aviicii killed himself in Oman?Would be spooky if you were 28 too.
Man if college is so great why do I wanna kill myself constantly? Like wow once I am 2 years in everything will be fine and dandy
Anyone using Firefox on android?
>>202533726is this some kind of GCHQ dox thing?yes
>>202533738No, my password autofilling ain't working so I want to know if it's only mine.
first ever mention of Starmer on /int/ and it's him being two-tierhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/12476779/#12478397
>>202533709old mate looks like theo von
>>202533723What are you studying?
>>202533761> Azhar Ahmed, 20, of Fir Avenue, Ravensthorpe, West Yorkshire, was ordered to carry out 240 hours community service and pay a fine of £300 after posting an offensive message on Facebook about the deaths of six British soldiers. He wrote: ‘All soldiers should die and go to hell.’Sir Paki Harmer
>>202533709yes. on the anniversary of his death muscat central mosque replaces the call to prayer with one of his songs
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/72093932/#72094916
>>202533781I was forced to study accounting or be homeless i told my dad I hate college and I hate being a accountant. I despise rich people, lawyers and politicians
>>202533723You're luck get a hobby like woodworking or art that could potentially help you later instead of worrying about others
>>202533792Wow
Umm guys i thought people never used to redditspace on 4chan????
reckon 15-20 years we'll see a slew of high profile onlyfans girls killing themselves
>>202533803I wanted to do carpentry or hvac but my dad threw a fit because he said I won't last in the trades because I like computers and anime
>>202533792Going to frame this archive link on my smelly childhood bedroom door
screaminghttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/67099674/#67101836
>>202533809Reckon it will be about the same as pornstars doing it
>>202533802How did he force you
Gaming is too shit
mental how spaino diedmiss him so much
>>202533826THE GHOST OF 2016MONG HAUNTS THE DARK CORRIDORS OF /BRIT/
Might go to the store and get some sausage patties for English muffinsQuite like sausage patties
>>202533738>>202533755Is your pass autofilling feature working?Be honest.
what a mong wonder if he still holds that opinionhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/115014120/#115015166
>>202533850I was on the verge of homeless and depressed so I was about to kill myself so he told me he would house me and give me a good life if I listened to him.Now he hates me because I am depressed, "negative" and tells me how he will make me a great man
>>202533893Grim hope you can figure it out
>>202533868Keir Starmer's leadership has unironically been planned years in advance He literally met with CIA before Corbyn was ousted
>>202533890I do yes
>>202533910How big do you think his cock is?
>>202533904I am sorry I wasn't the cool kid he was but I am depressed lonely and hateful if I had someone who actually gave a shit about me I would be happy
blacked out in a farmers field again
>Ukrainian Drones Just Blew Up 2,000 Tons Of Ammo in Southern Russia
they hated him because he spoke the truthhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/116533175/#116533897
>Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities
Rachel Reeves feet
>>202533919I don't think, I knowt. knower
>>202533924What would you like to do? Are you passionate about anything?
>>202533858alri spainnonce
>>202533935Russian poster is not going to like this post one bigReckon it will cause him to say something negative about Nato, Ukraine or IsraelMaybe he will say some romanticized fag shit about Russians even though they are actually Orcs irllol
>>202533963
>>202533940https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/116533175/#116533917
>>202533878this isnt the good screenshottheres a screenshot of a poll where there were more votes (and ofcourse only 1 yes vote) and it was a few minutes after the poll was made
>>202533968I want friends and I want to do something that make me feels happy. I am only happy when I do stuff with my hands or can have a friend
>>202532666literally people did this all the time back thenricky gervais did itjonathan ross did itnothing sexualjust a joke
>>202533980Looks like snape in a dress
>>202534005yeah but Dr Who fans are sensitive cunts so he got cancelled for it
>>202533997Sorry I don't have a curated set of the best screenshots just the shitty ones I took while trolling him half to death
>>202533709still remember this while in my university town and seeing some cringe dude walking down street with like a bpombox and avici written on his jacket or some shidd. no doubt a yank
Ba-du-da, ba-du-da, ba-du-da, ba-du~Ba-du-da, ba-du, ba-du-da, ba-du~Ba-du-da, ba-du, ba-du-da~My thoughts are with you~Holdin' hands with your heart to see you~Only blue talk and love, remember~How we knew love was here to stay~
>>202534029omds he really went out and bought tampons while he was telling everyone in the thread he was going to the beach
>>202533998Have you thought of switching to STEM? A lot of science can be creatively hands on especially things like electronics and applied physics. You are studying accounting so presumably you know some math.
>>202533788thats very cool if truemight visit on the next anniversary what do you reckon
>>202534055That was Valentine's Day at midnight in your timezone actually
>Mel Gibson meets Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni while scouting locations for “The Passion of the Christ” sequel.
alri lads aha
>>202534067no i made it upit's worth visiting still though
>>202534104so much hate in one picturespine chilling
shit manI downloaded a freaking sick meme yesterday but now I can't find it in my downloads folder
>>202533788lol Why do you post here?What's Madagascar like?
being born as an attractive woman (or even just non-ugly woman) is life on easy mode. bloody hell.
>>202534174we saw when it got posted half an hour ago, fuck off back to /r9k/
>>20253417427 grand wow
Teach Inspect element in school
>When the birds are not only keen, but fit
new creps lads
>202534151This might be the worst post ever made
i kissed a girl
>>202534151sorry man
Why do skulls always look like they're smiling
>>202534325they finally know peace
hate my family
>Mass. Mom Strangled Her 3 Children to Death After She Heard a 'Man's Voice Telling Her To': Prosecutors
>>202534325just having a good timenothing to worry about when you're a skulldeath puts things in perspective
>>202534151I made thishave it my friend!
>Florida mom says she fatally choked 13-year-old son to spare him from ‘the devil’
Need to see Cathy in this cockroach costume
Live your myth in McKeesport, Pennsylvania!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOC0by4H_to
>>202534444better than 90% of the UK
>>202534306My oh my, who is this lovely madamoiselle?
>>202533826
>>202534485my mum so have some respect
>>202534444
just watched the most retarded youtube short, was really popular and had a lot of commentsthis internet brainrot popularity system is rubbish
https://x.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1837146995225428247
just noticed the hotel has a treasure hunt >>202534169why do you?
>The Vietnamese executed collaborators who worked for the Chinese, regardless of ethnicity.based
its british culture btw
dont save her, she dont wanna be saved
>>202534717Choon
>>202534717If you do what she wants then you're a simp. Saving her is the chad move because she doesn't want it.
rish spora>Sutcliffe's father was a heavy drinker who once smashed a beer glass over Sutcliffe's head for sitting in his chair at the Christmas table when he was five years old.[12] >He would frequently dismiss the slightly built Sutcliffe as "a wimp, always hanging from his mother's apron, a mummy's boy."
>>202534729can't turn a hoe into a housewife
>>202534745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pFbzrbzrtE
>>202534759not available in my great country
quarter past 1 in the afternoon still in bed picking my nose and farting
I'm black
>>202534817Blocking videos from certain countries is some giga jew copyright shit
chris morris was ahead of his time
>>202534835grim birthmark tho ennit
i'll be honest, i didnt even know david mccrick was dead
Everything in contemporary society feels like its fake and a lieEverything is fucking shitty, everything costs too much because of inflationPoliticians are ACTIVELY making things shittier and shitter because they want to be rulers not leaders
>>202534588For laughs
thunderberg kicking off
mental how Peter Sutcliffe was close friends with Jimmy Savile and one of his victims was found within metres of Savile's house
>>202534884reckon jimmy savile might have been up to some dodgy stuff do you
Paul in the New Testament was not shy about criticizing Jews. He was pretty blunt about it.
>>202534884why doesnt the working class rise up?
>>202534884think you made this up. like how people connect every little thing back to jeffrey epstein
PRAYER IN C REMIX WAS 10 YEARS AGO
>>202534922hes not making it up thats the grim partsaville had frank bruno meet sutcliffe in prison. there are photos.
any more or less wearing the same thing every day man infor me it's a black t-shirt with a pocket on the chest, grey chinos, and either work boots or converses
>>202534832you got them cute chocolate nipples?
why does strangling myself feel so good
>>202534982do you keep anything but lint in that shirt pocket
cant turn a promiscuous woman into a good woman
>>202535002it's convenient for if i'm handling cards and i need somewhere to temporarily stash them somewhere without putting them back in my wallet, also i somtimes put my sunnies in there
>t-shirt with a pocket on the chest
>>202535015could never to be me
how do they know how old the earth is?
>>202534982i have a few pairs of trackies I wear always wear and a few hoodies/jumpersmight stick jeans on if i feel the need to
>>202534972frank bruno, scary voice
>>202535009could just hang your sunglasses off your collar like everyone else
>>202534884any relation to stu sutcliffe
might get some bacon and eggs going
>>202535050never seen anyone under 45 do that
at some point you just stop wearing t-shirtsi recommend ralph lauren polos
>>202534922Savile was actually more connected than the house burial He was literally interviewed by police as a suspecthttps://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jimmy-savilles-chilling-link-yorkshire-31144707
>>202535067who cares it's convenient only thing i would never do is tie a 'jumper' around my waist like them
>>202535086tying it around your waist is fine, tying it around your neck is the true boomer maneuver
George Soros is the most evil man in the world, followed by Klaus Schwab in second place and Bernie Sanders in third plafce.
>>202534283>marlfox>the long patrol>redwall>eulalia>martin the warrior>mattimeo>taggerungRead all of these as a kid and could hardly tell you a thing about them now.
>>202535108ok
>>202535107bro thinks hanging sunglasses off your collar is weird but ties garments around his butt lmao only seen women my age do that, probably to signal that they're taken and dont want men looking
Why did American Indians look Semitic
Honestly I was thinking I want to go to Australia or the uk i want to see the uk once. I know you guys complain alot but it would be fun
>>202535057didnt john lennon stomp this guy to deathpretty gangster
>>202535144>bro thinksback to tiktok with you
>>202535164*takes your sunglasses and cards out of your little dweeby shirt pocket and runs off*
mad john mcririck is dead
whats bro yapping about
>>202535108>Klaus SchwabAll I know about his is the schizo rambling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5fQYe_JXAc
I was always skeptical about Jordan Peterson but I immediately lost all trust in him when I found out that he used to be a social democrat activist with connections to Canada's socialist party.Never ever trust an "ex-socialist" who "had a change of heart and became a conservative" they are so full of shit, these fucking goblins man I swear
>>202535164done him
>>202535207he's a fucking grifter who melted his brain with benzos
>>202535083looks like they considered him a suspect because he visited prostitutes. at least, thats what the police say. they also knew he was a nonce back then and didn't tell anyone so who knows what else they knew
>>202535177wrecked that dork
>>202535221the british establishment ladies and gents
might do the barmivore diet
>Hey man your clock won't flush
have more in common with blacks and asians than i do the ruling class
Alright guys *rubs hands together* how about a little fun? Godfather 1 or 2? BUT you only get to watch them while eating a big plate of spaghetti and fucking lasagna lol.
might go for a drive (i am unlicenced and drunk)
watching black hawk down (2001)
gnomes are real desu
this nigga think he bruce lee
>>202535310just play Forza 3 la
>>202535311wee bit overrated
>>202535337corr now there's an idea
this is what i want to do in every anglo country>englandI want to visit london and all the historic sitesgo to a traditional british puband thats it >austrtiliafind a wife they are all 6ft and tomboys>new zealand go on a hike in southern new zealand
>austrtilia
>>202535369i forgot my glasses
Mad how tall giraffes are
Do not fret or worry, I have arrived in the thread.
>>202535360Me looking for who asked
came to a really hard realisation that people don't really care about each other beyond a superficial level, if you fall on hard times then you're fucked and no one is going to help you
>>202535383mad how i give a shit (none at all)
getting my first book published by a publishing house called british london, never heard of them but they seem legit
Honestly i wish i had a friend in the uk no one wants to visit it with me. I am a huge fan of steamboy and victorian novels so it would be a blessing to visit even if tis shit
>>202535405all this means is you've surrounded youself with shit peoplethink on why you attract them to begin with
denature the poo!
>>202535405did you read about that in a book instead of experiencing it for yourself, softie
>>202535385
>>202535447that's a gay porn publishing house...
>>202535456well take depression for example, i've suffered from it for well over a decade and the thing about depression is that it makes you a burden to the people around you, eventually they will give up on you and they're completely justified in doing so because depressed people are exhausting, it's sad but that's nature>>202535465both
morrise
mick fleetwood marfan syndrome
glad spanian seems to have mellowed out and become sensible with age, just 3-4 years ago he seemed like a dangerous loose cannon
>>202535405not really true at all
far too many north american apes ITT for my liking
>>202535528well all my family and friends have given up on me
having a gin and tonic
>>202535549ktim
you shouldn't be allowed to post in /brit/ if you're under around 27, 25 absolute minimum
hey maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
>>202535576No my life is miserable in my early 20's i lost my girlfriend a year ago and now i am depressed
>>202535525tried watching some of those videos but that woggy leb accent is like nails on a chalkboard
>>202535596all will seem trivial in a few years when you're dealing with real problems
new drip on the way
>>202535563are you feeling supersonic? XD
>>202535606the funny thing is he's not even a lebo or greek or anything, he's like 1/4 spanish, and everything else is just dutch-anglo whatever, he just looks brown by coincidence
Michael's transformation in the Godfather never sits right with me. Understand he double murdered, but he acts exactly like later Don Michael while he's in Sicily and that's supposed to be shortly after fleeing New York. Really big tits.
>>202535607I have real problems i am horny and sad i am tireed of jerking off
>>202532543
i believe in the goodness of people
might move to a polynesian island and live in extremely simply life gathering coconuts and stuff
>>202535626i fucking knew it, he's just putting it on, i bet they all are. fake gay accentLYYYYYAAAAAAAD whats dooin bruvva like stfu nigga
fresher twats are so cringey
>i believe in the goodness of people
>>202535681to be fair that is more or less how the western sydney eshays talk, even the whitest of the white
>>202535660renaissance art is very peculiar realistic rendering but the same use of scale (more important things are bigger) and lack of perspective that you see in prehistorical artwork
might load up my long-neglected playthrough of mass effect 2 (or ass erect poo as i've been known to call it)
>>202535698true that. hard to articulate the ethnic brown woggy way of speech through text but i'm sure you know what i'm trying to say
falling behind at uni cba doing any work why oh why did i do a degree i don’t care about but its too late to give up
>>202535715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkvECUsPkXA&ab_channel=smoli
>>202535741yeah, i've noticed a difference in the way bogans up here in queensland talk, they're a lot more high-pitched and nasally, whereas in sydney and melbourne they're lower pitched and sound like they're talking around a dick in their mouth
>>202535780>>202535780>>202535780
