mick fleetwood marfan syndrome edition
https://youtu.be/_sOKkON_UnQ?si=EWvhuDqRV_m17nVI
what would you prefer happen to your corpse after you die lads?i would prefer my corpse is never found, which is why i plan to commit suicide either by jumping into a canyon or into the ocean
heh heh heh
>>202535830im not going to die simple as that
>>202535862well what would you prefer happens to your organic material when you become one with the blessed machine lad?
>>202535830How will you commit suicide by jumping into the ocean? Once you start to drown, you'll panic and swim for safety
>‘It hurts so much’: Grandmother heartbroken after granddaughter found dead in tool bag
>>202535879i'm going to OD on opioids and then basically do what AJ Soprano did when he jumped into the pool with a plastic bag around his head, except i'll be monged out and ideally unconscious so i won't panic
Had a crush once between the ages of 9-11 (primary).Never been in love desu.What does being in love feel like bruhs?
if you had a mcchicken and a quarter pounder infront of yoi but you could only choose one which one would you choose
>>202535890Grim. Have one last halal snack pack before you go.
Einstein fact: If you took a plane trip from London to New York once a week every week for 40 years, due to the effects of time dilation you'd have aged 1/500th less than someone who hadn't been on a plane in their life.Also due to the speed of the ISS they're aging 1/100th of a second less than the rest of us every year.Time dilation is FREAKY.
>>202535780Does /brit/ think Fleetwood Mac got better or worse after Buckingham/Nicks got added on
>>202535879virginia woolf filled her pockets with rocks
Ewww Emma that smells foul! Did you just shit your pants?
she's been singing september for 5 hours now
>>202535929Chicken, preferably dry / plainAlthough the fish fillet is better
You know how white chuds are always trying to make the claim that black male, white female propaganda is being pushed everywhere? It's all 100% true for WMAF lol
>>202535959I mean it's a completely different sort of thing isn't it
>>202535932that's not an aussie HSP, here it's just a bunch of chips with kebab meat and sauce on top, it's actually kind of vile but the wogs love it
>>202535993mhmm, timmy needs help
>>202535932that looks peng
All Timmy needs is a crumb of coochie from an Asian bird
morrise
business idea fast track neets to getting a license and force them to work maintaining local parks and bushland
>>202535913still thinking about her, aren't you?then again, you're thinking about a 9 year old...
>>202536025this is basically what i've been doing a course for except i still dont have a licence (though i am a pretty confident driver regardless)
>>202535996Not really, there is cross influence
>>202535959I appreciate all the eras as different chapters in a larger story
>>202536023yh?
The elites don't want you to know this but if you drink a beer you win another beer.
i dont pick up calls unless im expecting one imagine the entitlement to think you should be allowed to speak to me at any time in any situation
>Fleetwood Mac post-Peter GreenNot really Fleetwood Mac.
lindsey buckingham eraserhead hairfascinating but very unappealing
>>202536077*speaks to you anyway*
i change my ringtone every few months because i eventually start to associate the tone with the anxiety of having to speak to someone so i switch it to something fresh to take a modicum of the edge off
I've spent about $1000 on chaturbate and I don't regret it at all it helped me connect with people I love
>>202536115*hisses at you and sprints to my smelly bedroom on all fours*
incidentally why do so many female poets commit suicide?
playing with a fidget spinner i found at the bus stop a few months ago
>The Israeli military struck thousands of launchers Saturday after it said it uncovered plans for a Hezbollah rocket attack.
i dont read (You)s unless i feel like itimagine the entitlement to think i should read whatever crap you write
>>202536143they subscribed to the idea that all the best artists necessarily have to die young
>>202536143committing sudoku is poetic and they're emotional enough to buy into it
>>202536143really couldn't care less
i don't (you) yanksthey don't deserve the privilege
>>202536162>>202536184seems doubtful
*seeks the bubble reputation*
>>202536143since writing has the lowest barrier to entry in terms of skill in any art form, it instills them with horrible imposter syndrome that they can't shake
Jethro Tull were better.
>>202536188don't reply then you dirty little drunken swine
I love Joe biden
>>202536232He should've been chilling on this porch for years sipping lemonade and listening to the radioJill is a crappy wife
this is my life today
>>202536275a wife can't fix dementiathe man is ill
>>202536306Precisely the point. He should have been installed permanently in a rocking chair 5+ years ago
danny kirwan was kinda cute tho right
ewww feeling a bit poorly :(
>>202536352*rubs vicks vapo rub on your chest*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SegvE4skHw
imagine syd barrett rubbing your tummy and singing you to sleep
>>202536288Based
yes thanks for posting war gore makes me feel great i hate hohols so much
>>202536434why do you post this horrid shit
>>202536340you win this one, jeffo
>yanks eat this slop
>>202536419I will put my bare feet on the grass tomorrow and it will be very nice
>>202536486disgustinggrass is for girl feet only
>>202536504no I make daddy take his shoes off and walk on the grass too even though he says it makes him itchy
>>202536482corrr corrrr
>>202536468internet done made people lose their souls
>>202536434Now post sandy hook
>this nigga is currently winning the Sri Lankan presidential electionoh dear oh dear
>titus andronicusI sleep>tight ass, androgynousHOOOOOOLY
>>202536566based
>>202536482looks fucking delicious thoughever brits be like BUT WHERE'S THE FAKIN BAKED BEANS
wish I still had that archie comic where clyde diddit is running around the school barefoot and eveyone starts copying himthat was my favorite
>>202536482brit talking about sloproaring
>>202536482meat and beans and potatoes? you eat that
>>202536566good thirdies need to abandon capitalism because it leads to them being exploited
>>202536587???
>>202536608wish you'd shut your trap
>>202536625super hot fire. i spit that
>>202536543>>202536587>>202536619>>202536625white bread is cancerous thougheverbrown bread is far superior
>>202536658not as cancerous as your presence
>>202536658I'd skip the bread personallyI prefer taters
how the fuck are North Korea in a world cup final?these lil niggas are mental hope they win xx
>>202536633those look more like ranch style beans
i need to spend more time in nature
>white bread is cancerous thoughever>brown bread is far superior
>>202536658it's okay once in a while and goes fine with all the other great stuff on the table, wouldnt be my first choice very petty to single that out
>>202536715>petty>single/brit/ posters in 2 words
mad how aus is the non-shithole version of america
>>202536690isn't your nature all deadly?
why do yanks love IPAs so much instead of ordinary beer?
Paying taxes is anti-white
>>202536652
>>202536729give it timetheir lebbos and sudanese don't particularly behave themselveshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_gang_rapeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvhU4Xpkxcc
>>202536741Hops. Beautifully stinky
Frankenstein is about the french revolution
>>202536775alri, what's franken about frankenstein?
I'm losing my fucking mindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii4X91b0IoY
>>202536760why the fuck are they so soft on him?the west needs to be like russia and put these demented cunts in those prisons where they make them look at the floor 24/7
>>202536810agreeand what's quere is so does 90% of peopleand yet we don't do itperhaps because treating the worst creatures humanely shows how moral and superior we areI'd rather the medieval punishment desu don't get the appeal of giving prisoners playstations and michelin star death row meals
>the west needs to be like russialeast mentally ill 4chan yank
>>202536834obviously just in terms of punishing dogshit peoplenot mere dissent as Russia doesyou knew what he meant you pedantic little cunt
>>202536834there are a lot of things russia is shit at but punishing prisoners that deserve it isnt one of themnice one taking a part of my post out of context and generalizing to call me mentally ill or whatever
I've decided that I shall not be getting more cans tonight. Gonna have 1 last fag and call it
just pood and it smells distinctly unhealthy
>>202536741Your guess is as good as mine, friend. I'm four Coors Banquets down currently. I understand you don't have it over there, got a favorite chugging beer?
>>202536482>Brit tries to talk badly about one of the better tasting foods to develop out of The United States>He has to back it up because everyone says it looks good because it is>He starts going off about how white bread is bad for you or some shitCertainly its that one weird little faggot that is constantly going off about Americans every thread for no reason attempting to artificially manifest arguments no?
>>202536878corona :3it's a latinx beer
>>202536741Our ordinary beer is shit too. I like ciders and local stouts but will get IPA on occasion if it has a high %. They always leave me with a wretched taste in my mouth when i wake up though the hops are no good
what's this then
>>202536924Probably some shitty salad of some sortCould be potato salad or macaroni salad I dont really know
>>202536924not telling
>>202536924salade de pommes de terre
>>202536949doesn't look like it
>>202536938those are clearly potatoesdoesn't look like macaroni whatsoever>>202536974yes it does
>>202532531ellesquishy
>>202536974Yeah, it doesnt look like the EUROPEAN version because it isnt the EUROPEAN version
only gone and woken up again haven't i
>>202536991been up since 8pm me
>>202536980>>202536988trying to lecture ME on SALADE DE POMME DE TERRE?
>>202536991at 6.30am on a sunday?can tell you're a bloody productive member of society*offers handshake*
I haven't done anything productive in maybe 7 or 8 years
>>202536991*cracks you across the jaw and sends you back to dreamland*
>>202536924Hate those plastic things they put on 4 packs of cans now. Can't they use cardboard
Sitting in a group at a pub chatting for no reason must be the most overrated, boring activity ever, but you're apparently a loser if you're not doing it on a Friday night like all the normoids
>>202537018ktim
>>202537026even more boring than sitting alone in your smelly bedroom?
at the museum of arab superiority
got a bum full of poo
>>202537026I'm quite the shut in but I went to the pub on two separate Fridays two years ago for toil.Ended up spending 70 quid for the two nights because it was in central London and they charged £10/pint and people kept buying me shite so I felt obliged to do it back.Never again.No wonder people on middle class salaries are always in credit card debt.
>>202536980>those are clearly potatoes>doesn't look like macaroni whatsoeverYeah I figured it could be either because both have chunks of things and its too small to tell which version it isBut yeah probably Potato with bacon in it
>>202536924elton's medley
>>202537040probably
>>202537041what are you?a bong on holiday or an actual omani? we have Omanis in the UKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8SJsaLoj0w
Just ate 3 English muffins buttered and toasted with maple syrup sausage patties and scrambled eggs on them
>>202537052could it be... the first ever good yank post... we're witnessing something special today lads
ah, the museum of arab superiority
Love 6am /brit/ because you can (you) statpad by virtue of being mildly interesting (which I AM)
>>202537074
do you use the word bartender or pubtender or pintman or something else
>>202537050it's red skinned potatoes
the results are inhttps://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/sep/22/from-gunthers-first-words-to-smelly-cat-take-our-fiendishly-difficult-friends-30th-anniversary-quiz
>>202537096Could be?I dont think i've ever seen anyone use potato's with skin for potato salad
do you lads chat with the bartender or just get your drinks and leave
>>202537074I always wonder how much the muslims destroyed that was thousands of years old.Mesoptomia is the bedrock of civilisation and Arabia is a stone's throw away.The muslims felt it necessary to destroy everything from Jahiliyah though (the pre-islamic period of ignorance) because it's a shameful part of their past.Saudi is doing a bit of a 180 now for what remnants may be left because MBS is based but it may be 14 centuries too late.100 years ago the Wahhabis even destroyed a lot of Islamic history because it wasn't Islamic enough.A culturally suicidal entity Islam is.
spent 400 dollars on milsurp and soviet watches today
>>202537112that's crazy manred skin potato salad is always skin on
>>202537119yeah i was just thinking i might visit troy next summer
>>202537074playing asscreed mirage, they sent an elephant to Charlemagne, they used to be great
>>202537135>red skinthey're called native americans
>>202537135i peel my roosters before roasting them
>>202537135Never seen it personally, must be a southern things because im on the west coast
>>202537074I've also been to the Sydney museum of australian technology
>>202537137Troy is in Turkey thoughever
>>202537157thank you for supporting the Australian museum industry
atgs ueee drny isee oesn
what if your son admitted to you he was the yorkshire ripper and that he needed your help with something
>>202537116I'm always expecting some jolly, portly gentleman but all I ever get is a tattooed slag so, no, I don't chat with the bartender.
>>202537161fundamentally destroyed by europeans
>>202537145I'm allowed to say red skin because I am 0.03 cherokee
>>202537198let that bear roam free
>Well that's near Moose Lake so I made that assumption https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-XEHwUBubk
>>202537190me on the left posting on /brit/ with de lads
normally do pasta on a sunday but i have a mound of mushrooms to eat so i might do some sort of sausage casserole instead
>>202537220please keep your gun autism drivel in >>>/k/
>>202537230Is this accent even comprehensible to English people?
>>202537230mental how lame S4 and S5 wereS1-3 were kino though
>>202537137Anatolia is Hellenic and (as far as Islam goes) Turkic. It’s neither Mesopotamian nor Arabic and never has been.
Just watched Gladiator for the fourth time. Apparently Russell Crowe hated the "I will have my vengeance in this life or the next" so much that he initially refused to say it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHfImS6LU_k
>>202537220Wish I had bought an AK before the state government made them illegal
catberg on t' lap
>>202537250i was making the point that europeans have also destroyed thousands of culturally and historically important sites
>>202537280Just go to a different state, it's like 20 minutes on a bus
>>202537258good film that
Actually just invented a genius customization system thanks to Vyvanse and Weed ladsMight take awhile but I'm going all in on gamedev. I think I can make an awesome game just with Unreal and chatGPT if I get stuck on a C++ problem
>>202537258it is a bit cheesy but so are like half of maximus's lines so i say crack on
>>202537119who knows. they are building museums that cover their history before islam but most of their history is after it and very linked to religion (forts built and maintained by imams, things like that)and they've got our cannons
Afternoon laddos
Well it wasn't really all that genius. It's just addition, subtraction and multiplication.Can't wait to see how hard it's going to be in C++I haven't done math in over a decade
right plan for todaygoing to get up in six minuteshave my shower and my poogo for a walkplay some rdr2watch the footycook my teamaybe watch a film
>>202537348Shower before poo? Are you Chinese?
might dismiss a few froth whitlams
>>202537362GOOD lad good lad
>>202537295Aye, that’s true.
>>202537362If you were here, I'd dismiss your jaw from your skull in one swift move
>>202537361i poo when i need to pooi won't force it
NEED to get back into music production for my gameIs Ableton alright lads?https://youtu.be/TlICY3rK3Ss?si=yP3u1RdYj4IMk35C
>>202537348got a movie recommendation for you
>>202537391bad lad
>>202537403let's have it then
>>202537399tell us about your game so i can make fun of it
>>202537295No we didn't. We took a lot of it and preserved it. If it was in the hands of the wogs it would be in complete decay right now
>>202537362
>>202537406Croupierbit slow but a goodie
>>202537410It would be very hard to reveal any details without giving away extremely good ideas. I already mentioned customization. If you knew which game I was adding it to you would steal my idea. I also added a completely 100% unique mechanic to it.
>>202537424Is that the film where you can see Helena Bonham Carter's pancake tits
>>202537418dis nigga googled "big brain wojak" and downloading the first image
need to be at toil in 45 mins. set off in 25. NOT enjoying the new toil hours.
>>202537457Hurry the fuck up, those mcmuffins are not going to serve themselves
ate nine cans of ravioli last night
>>202537424mght check it out
>>202537343Always good to see you fella, hope things are going well for you.
>>202537446there are some tits in it (core) but not sure whose
>>202537470give my regards to mrs boyardee!
>>202537317do they hate westerners or do they suck our dick?
>>202537480thanks mate, just had a very good weekend so i'm chuffed, hope things are all good on your end
>>202537500Don't jinx it, you might get run over by a bus later today
ive got this heartburn that isnt subsidingthis is the end for me
>>202537490enjoyed this post
>>202537477at your discretion
>>202537512shall keep that in mind
pooer discretion is advised
>>202537490we don't get chef boyardee products here but I enjoyed the reference nonetheless
>>202535780god I wish that was me (either of them)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk&ab_channel=Koalafication
would rather get walked over by a bus then run over
>parents get a new bed for the spare room a couple of weeks ago>visit and stay the night >for the first time ever, do a sloppy liquid shart all over the new bed at 3am>have to tell mum in the morning and she's seethingfucks sake
>>202537399This is the type of music I'll be making
>toiling on a sundaygrim
>>202537569how'd you manage that
>>202537569ffs lad didnt your mother change enough of your diapers
>>202537560frenchlad finding new material for his "animals in distress" collection
If at first you don’t succeed, poo poo again.
>>2025376393/10
absolutely bonkers how walking through town every single invader family invariably has several young children and/or are pregnant literally every single one does everyone just not notice this or its implications or something? to afraid to talk about it?
Lv.1_Goblin_ >> #9835487Posted on 2022-06-27 10:43:12 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )From now on, your womb will be house only for more goblins, you will forget how disgusting human dicks felt inside you.
>>202537653Shut up tranny
Shan't be making a disgusting coomercel paedo tranny game like the rest of the mongs on /agdg/
>>202537652what's an invader family
>>202537652>By 2150, it is estimated there will be no more than 20,000 White residents in the United Kingdom, mainly in England; almost all born overseas
>>202537635what is one looking at here
>>202537684at least I'll be too dead to care by then
>>202537684Birth rates are declining across all racesMachines will take over all the workTechnology is only getting more invasive
evil grin excessive cum female female focus female penetrated from behind goblin goblin male green skin grin hanging breasts
https://youtu.be/QVJ6lzEIUmo?si=yovbwaT3F-0GHK0e
>>202537652There are Hatian invaders eating peoples cats in Springfield Ohio
>>202537684Grim
>>202537711was just saying this down the pub
>>202537710that's what you think
shower donebut no pooi'll head off for my walk now and hopefully i won't have to squat in a bush
Please let me re-vote, why did I vote Labour
>>202537741>Africa*China 2.0
>>202537741birth rates will stabilise in africa, just like they did in europe 200 years ago and asia 50 years ago
>>202537697>he wasn't here last nightsomeone found sacked tranny
>>202537745Be safe! Post pics if you can
>>202537761shut up retard
the breakkie x
>shut up retard
remind me never to buy bread againit makes me feel horrid and gassytastes nice but it is worth it?
>>202537741Birth rates are falling. Bill Gates was right. The best way to slow pop growth is to give women economic opportunities.
>>202537800Gluten intolerance. I got the same when I ate bread in France and my tummy was grumbling on the tram in front of the French roasties
>>202537800hope it wasn't white bread. that causes cancer.
>>202537761did someone go into a Shrewsbury aldi and take a photo of the first ugly female employee they saw
>>202537800its not worth it just for the fact that you have two slices and it fucking goes off the next dayhate bread
>>202537761must have been quite the commotion in ol' /brit/
>>202537823you're supposed to tie up the bag when you aren't getting bread out
>>202537833britfeel more like
>>202537823bread is arguably even better toasted so it's all gravy if it goes a bit stale
>>202537833too bad I was out having sex to be there :/
genuinely deciding if I should be one of those freaks that pretends it's a certain decade and have a house full of memorabilia from the time. I'm thinking 90s.
i hate being fat but then i cant stop eating rubbish
>>202537800>he isn't eating Pepperidge farm
>>202537833it was this thread>>202524487
>>202537861ktimeaten an entire kilogram of cheese this week
>>2025378591890s?
>>202537157how's it work, you pour the petrol in the indentations and just have a sniff?
remember that film where the Indian man finds himself in a different reality where The Beatles didn't exist so he steals all their songs and becomes one of the most famous musicians of all time and at the end of the film a group of white people walk up to him and say they remember The Beatles, know he stole their music but thanks him for returning their music to the world lmao
>>202537926can't say i do but it sounds like kino
>>202537926nah
>>202537937it actually is quite cosy
just found out skeletor is a blue skinned man with a skull for a headi thought he was a skeleton in a suitmad world
>>202537926yeah. same director as 28 days later and trainspotting
>>202537761>>202537635im ngl that just looks like a middle aged woman with a big head
>>202537952>ed sheeran with an extended cameoalas i might have to give it a swerve
>>202537926I don't remember that movie but I recently watched this one with my dadit's about an indian guy that moves to france and opens an indian restaurant and learns to cook like a french chef he gets a white gf and his dad gets a white gf too its funny
why do women hold their noses when they jump in water?do their noses not work proper or something?
>>202537926just realised I can't think of one Indian musician. do Indians make music?
>>202537989numa numa
mad how... *grabs chest*ahhhh, AAAAAH LADSAAAH FUCK
>>202537985because they're the cuter sex
>>202537989what about panjabi mc?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WO2ieJMYk
Demonic Zoomer
>>202537989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqw90xibWaEindian made this song that got big recently
leftypol taking a selfie of his fat balding bearded bespectacled face with a dreamworks smirk for some reason for his twitter profile pic
>>202538000IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE THREAD??!
listening to Johnny cash
>>202538047i pooed myself todayyyy
>>202535780college makes me so miserable I am gonna drop out after this semester and go into trade school because i won't be debt or gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr-ebLXPRzs
>>202537843ah yes>>202537858good lad good lad
>>202538020switched off within 10 seconds>oh, yeah>oh, yeah>oh, yeahhow can you have unimaginative filler at the start of a song
>>202538065banger tbf
>>202538065go to bed unc
New>>202538074
>>202538081Bit early.
>>202537792KYS
Frog here. Wtf, London is so much whiter than Paris !!! I thought you were as worde than us.
>>202537882FUCK OFF Attentionwhore
>>202535780Was this pose popular in the old days
>>202538270Think you're in the wrong London then
