The Governor edition
Toil on the morrow and I am not a morning person.
>>202557948>>202557948
the scrandemic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL4UME7VpKo
Daberge said I can have his car when he dies. Feel sad now
me sneaking into toby's room while he's out looking for nettlestoby coming back and wondering why all his piss bottles are empty(i drank them!)
>>202558014Vile
>>202558039>Feel sad nowshit car is it?
>>202558018Cockmogs me!
>>202558053how so?
>>202558047um >,<
>>202558014Is that urine?
>>202558018
fried eggs on a sando topped with chilli oilpeng-eng-eng-eng
Completely flipped on Godfather 1. I love that movie now. It was Godfather 2 that was mostly dogshit. The early Vito bits were great but the rest of it was TV drama tier. Sick to death of all that!
>>202558090yes obviously
£700 for a houseshare (monday-friday only) in a crackhead town where most jobs are min wagebroken britain
racism against indians is the funniest kind of racism, they're just a goldmine of classic and emerging stereotypes, and they get so mad about it too
>>202558129>monday-friday onlywhat do they expect you to do for the weekends
>>202557948based i watched this like 2 years agohow was it already 2 years agofuck my life
*cumming into my own ass so the cum gets sucked up and reused for next time*
goodnight anons my dick and pubes have been itching for like 1 hr 50 mintues now so im going to wank and poo then sleep
>>202558204Blog on
Dorothy just wants to play Fable 2 again before she dies. Confused, she asks for help in a comment on a gamerant article. No help will come. She'll die without ever playing Fable 2 again. She'll never see the tattered spire again. She'll never hear the voices of Bowerstone.
How many of you watched this?
>>202558224help her out then cunt
>>202558224friend of dorothy are you
after this cigarette :3
>>202558195Yeah?
fidelio
>>202558229yeah all of it more than once
not going to do anything else productive today I've decidedI've cleaned the mould from the bedrooms, washed and dried the sheets, wanked off, shat, showered, done the shopping for tomorrow, cooked dinner, and bought some small tins of beerjust going to relax in a sluglike manner
>>202558306you've earned it big man
>>202558246Wouldn't know where to start
any electric toothbrush chads in?im looking to buy my first. which brush do you have and is it any good?
enjoyed my duck i did, catberg was going nuts for it as well
Emma Watson has a perpetually pooey bum that is unwipeable.
Someone I went to school with but haven't seen in a decade message me today ladsfelt a bit weird honestlyI'd kind of thought everyone I went to school with had forgotten I existed
so fucking zased
>>202558360i've sellotaped my mum's vibrator to a normal plastic toothbrush and it works like a charm
>>202558398l hope one day you get a gf who looks just like Emma and she farts and shits on your face and you hate it
>>202558423ignored them did ye?
>>202558018Scrantastrophe
0 debt0 swag0 pussy
The Asian Fanny
What's your table number in Wetherspoons?
>>202558511what am i looking at here
>>202558435>l hope one day you get a gf Me too lad.
sheeeeeeit
>>202558511Tom Jones?
>>202558511is that tom jones
thoughts on bbc good food?tried some recipes from there and they're alright. consistently alright, but nothing mindblowing. i just want one good recipe restuarant, rather than googling new places every time
Can y'all just drink 4 pints and leave it at that cos I don't think I can man
>>202558456No I did respond, just felt weird
Someone post the Tom Jones copypasta.
When I'm in that kitchen I'm deano d'acampo
>>202558591depends on the day obviously, not going to stop at 4 on a friday or saturday but any other days yeah
>7pmloom
>>202558591Only drink at home these days as I have no pals / no gf. At home it's easier because you can buy in a reasonable amount (a bottle of wine, say) then when that runs out you don't have anything else and can't get more because you can't drive as you're drunk.
we can't become indian or chinese but we're meant to accept that anyone can move here and become english
arbeit macht freiCOOL
>>202558658>and if my granmahdda had wheels she would be a grey Audi A3 GTI
>>202558591scientists put chemicals into pints that make you thirsty
I have an incel drink in the pub sometimes just so I don't spend all my time sat at a desk. Sometimes walk to one that's several miles away just to get some exercise in
Smoking a nigga weed blount
dad saying he wishes he were dead again
>>202558803when was he dead before
>>202558764good lad, at least you're getting out the gaff and down the pub
Having an incel nicotine pouch
feel like SHIT
is that tom jones
down to the last vapeonce this one finishes I'll not be buying anymore, shall not indulge vile habit further
>>202558870Is that tom jones?
I saved flavoured vaping in 2019
>>202558866no shit, it's a sunday evening with toil looming menacingly
Bring back menthol fags NOW
arsehole gone all pooeyfucks sake
if you have any questions about christanity send them my way and get em answered x
>>202558959>all autists need to act the same
>>202558959Hope Jay has recieved a torrent of online abuse
>>202559002
waiting until it's dark to go to the shop and buy cans so nobody has to behold my horrid evil face and body
>>202559040
Tom Jones going up the stairs
>>202559057... ugly and evil lad?
>>202559080KWAB
not showered for 4 days
>>202559095
>>202559080:(
throw another poo on the barbie mate
If being afraid is a crime then we hang side by side
Got all the time in the world but zero drive to do anything with it
just walked tom jones up the stairs
*scurries through the thread naked on all fours shitting everywhere*
Drinking raw milk like my hero Haaland
>>202559080
It’s not unusual to be pood on by anyoneIt’s not unusual at all!
not feeling greatbit tipsy, toil looming, all alone here and shall be tomorrow too whilst toiling from home
Tom Jones just pooed on my burger
>>202559226i like raw milk but can only get it online and don't find it freezes very well so only get it when I'm doing an order for other stuff
you arent supposed to freeze ANY milk!
just pooed on a burger
oi damo ya cunt
tomatoberg, totally dried up, dead leaves, hasnt been watered in weeks, somehow managed to bounce back and sprout one last tomatome? in my smelly bedroom
>>202559226this but Golden One
finished my ciggy so gn anons :3
>>202559112only correct response to that nonsense
would be great if girls could control their toes as well as their fingerswould get proper grippy footjobs like
rorke having frozen raw milk for dinner
just pooed out a gay poo
got an irrational fear of wogs
>>202559306Look at his muscles. LOOK AT HIS MUSCLES.
yous cunts are so fuckin cooked ay
>BREAKING: Mother of 4 died after tesco's malted milk left her with constant, "round the clock" diarrhea.
want to rub their smooth little pussies
>>202559325only ever gotten footjobs from twinks but it's peng when they know what they're doing
>>202559332fucking sick of this gay poo drivel being spouted left right and chelsea, when will we hear about good honest straight poos again? have the woke mob taken them as well?
>>202559360you can tell this is a fake headline because Tesco isn't capitalised
big bang theory is unironically quite funny
ArsenalArseAnalArse anal
>>202559348reminds me of the time I knocked a wog outhe went down easy, single punch to the chin although I put my weight behindthey go down pretty easy, lads
You've got poo stains in your boxers, haven't you? Check for me now please.
sucking a poo
why is tom jones trending on /brit/
got an idea for a character i could play like sacha baron cohen does with ali g and borat and so forthit would cement my status as an australian legend but i'm afraid my chest isn't hairy enough
>>202559434Pooed on a burger
>>202559392he also spelt diarrhoea incorrectly because he's an americanised imbecile
Want to die
>>202559434>he doesn't knownobody tell him lads
it's not unusual to have bum with anyone
>>202559446theres nothing in the news about it
just tom'd my jones
>BREAKING: Internet personality "spainmong" found in his mother's loft dead due to blood loss of the anus after masturbating himself with a dragon dildo too violently.
it looms
>>202559426Started wearing white underwear for the first time in years and left a faint brown streak after doing a really stinky wet fart.Can’t believe I’ve been doing this for years :/
Got the Jo' Roga' on
>>202559472fuc sake mumberg called me down for tea and i miss the gimmick of the year
How do people get poo stains on their boxers?Are they not wiping the shit from their arsehole?Are they digging their finger into their arsehole through their boxers and scratching the inside of their anal cavity?Are they farting so hard they shit themselves?Many questions.
>>202559501>giffuck off`
>>202559537clingons
wonder if that lad who posts here with his 70 odd year old dad is in
>fuck off`>`fucked it, lad
>>202559537...yh
>>202559537if you've got arse hair (I have a proper jungle in my crack) it can be a bastard to wipe and you end up with skiddies women and hairless incels bemoan the stained undercracker yet they know not our plight
>>202559537nobody gets 100% from just TPand even if the paper is more or less white when your arse sweats the remnant of poo secretes again on the fabricnothing does what a shower can do
>>202559539
dry corn flakes and a tin of stella for tea
>>202559498Leave the banter to us next time lad lol x
love my jet mode on my shower, it really gets the arse clean
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
>>202559508pre-diarrhoea farts can be very dense hence the subtle brown streaks
>>202559655"a" tin of stella?
>>202559655alri character from a ken loach kino
im so BORED
>>202559681yeah twice
>>202559614I just run the clippers up and down my arsecrack when I trim my pubes. Never have a problem with shitty arse hair
HE WAS A CONSUL OF /BRIT/
>>202559681not a poof, so no>yoooohooooo I'm doing a gay little devil prance in the moonlightbender
>>202559716she has a small penis tho
>>202559688only got one tin in so that'll be that and I certainly cannot be arsed to walk to co op at this hour so it'll just be the one
>>202559697I'M CHAIRMAN OF THE BOREDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NuaK29J1fM
>>202559736proof?
wonder if that anon who secretly goes out to the woods at night to get topped hard by random men is at it tonight and I wonder if his wife still hasn’t found out
>>202559731Oof… well you tried lad lol x
Dad stole my raw milk and shat himself
>It's realhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8vmv1mpggo
Think I might be gay. Keep having sex with lads
never mind lads, mum's just put tea on. pie and chips. corn flakes just a starter it turns out.
mad how my town dies once it reaches 7pm
>>202559872populated entirely by mayflies is it yeah? mong
>>202559822he's having bum-fun with Mihai in the great general in the sky now...
I was reading Reddit to learn how I can improve my body language and social skills. The most common piece of advice was to watch interviews and reality TV shows that feature charismatic people. What are some reality TV shows you would recommend?
>>202559872comfy
might start carrying a gun. dont have one but know a guy who knows a guy who has a 9mm for sale.
>>202559910Family Guy is pretty good
>>202559906fucking screaming
>>202559910peaky blinderspeep show (Jez especially)Hollyoaks (Eric's arc)
>>2025599415 years if you’re caught with it
mad how girls are pretty and nice
>>202559910milf manor
Rorke mum
>>202559979yeh truemad how gays are into smelly hairy pooey man arses and man arseholes when women are soft and nice and not complete grotty cavemen
>>202559910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvbn0_GMIFM
Just sat down
i can suddenly smell bellend
>>202559989mikeys sister
>>202560047You’re black
>>20255998913yo me would have spaffed to thissince become more refined in my tastes fortunately
>>202560052sacked tranny taking his knickers off
>>202560016
:/
>>202560053corrrrr imagine sticking your head into that
Tories did this.
wasterman
kept farting in the new gfs bed last night.
>>202559971why would i get caught? im not on the police radar.
>>202559788ex toilberg once told us about how she went to meet some guy in the woods and got pumped of him
parliament of owls walked up the stairs on all fours just now lads
Ah, you're late. No matter, do come in and I'll pop the kettle on
Just ordered the cure for electronic harassment Feel like I'm gonna rage out once I start roiding after all it's done to me
>>202560128sir dear poller
>>202560039mad how much more well-spoken Noel is than his brother. if he didn't say "y'know" every four words he might almost sound intelligent.
doing nowt tonightjust waiting for toil with a few glasses of wine
Sir fish supper
>>202560194thats his fetish though
Has the site been shitting the bed for anyone else or is it just me?
bring back proper computing
>>202560220Happening for me too lad. Posts taking a long time to go through, webms stopping loading half way through and all sorts.
gay men be like >corrr spaff that hairy and crusty arsehole looks delish, can’t wait to pick out those pooey clumps with my tongue
Sir Hot Dinner
favourite crisps?
>>202560246Ah good. Was worried it was my connection and I'd have to start smashing some hard drives.
>>202560220it fucked up for me a few hours ago but been ok since
Just lay down in bed. Feeling....okay. Alarm set for 4:15 am. Got a slight sore throat and headache.
Get the clappers posted
>sassy mani do not chase i attractyou need to text me firstyou need to ask me outyou need to buy me giftsi know my worth
Just thinking in detail about gay man bumholes and gay sex
sir free garmer
What's your view on argies? They tend to tell us to hate at you people. And I don't know why.
>>202560222Ahh the good old days
>>202560128I legitimately don't mind Keir. Leftypol has it in for him because he's not Corbyn, Rorke has it in for him because he's not Farage, Boomers have it in for him because he's dared to touch their ludicrous gibs. They all need to just grow up.
How do you guys control your head paedophile thoughts?
>>202560302>>202560305
>>202560338War was before l was born anyone l dont really care. They have no claim to the falklands though
>>202560338they lost a war against us like 45 years ago and have been upset ever since
>>202560359
Boris would destroy Sir poo barmer in a Presidential election
>>202560338Same view as Madagascans. Don't ever think about them
>>202560220GCHQ is throttling 4chan
#'?????????>>202560359
>>202560356dont like him because he let pakis rape white kids for a decade plus x
It looms
Get the posters clapped
>>202560338They cheat at football.
why has hiro killed 4chan?
centrypol absolutely fuming
what’s your 5k time lads
had a cheeky look at my brother's discord he had open on his pche's in some dr who roleplay server omds
when are we dealing with the redhead menace?
thinking about penis
>>202560505um
yt cyclists love they little helmet cams
>>202560505
They're banning prossies in GTA6Game's gone woke
Do gays get excited looking at their own. cocks?
>>202560497about 15 days, since I make 10k a month
>>202560597banning prostitution isn't woke
Aryan, Faustian, Nietzschean, Goyimpilled, Gentilepilled, White, Implicit, Waffen-SS pilled, Panzerdivision pilled, aristocratic, porn-viewing, cocaine-snorting, EU-supporting, Remain-voting, Hitler-saluting, Ukraine-supporting, NATO-supporting, landlord-defending, austerity-enforcing, tory-donating, Costco-consuming, zesty, moist, LOTR-consuming, Israel-supporting, Marvel-watching, JAV-gooning, Evropean, Germanic, National Socialist, Skyrim-playing, Right Wing Porn Battalions
>>202560597games just gonna be bashing white men ugh
>>202560485>Taxis and private hire vehicles that are licensed by certain authorities do not need to have an MOT certificate. This applies only where the authorities are certified by the Secretary of State as empowered to issue their own exemption certificates.Cool story though rorke
>Toddler saved from drowning at Southington pool party, police say
the zionists have breached novara lads
Lads….4chan is dying…..;_;
>>202560528vgh...moscow...home...
>>202560707they always go after cloudfare
remember when 4chan used to be down for weeks on end
>>202560707we had some fun, right? it wasn't all bad
Tell me where the corals lie https://youtu.be/sFuJjVru75A
sophie is a good namehas been for a long time too
>>202560774
Do you pronounce pasta and pastor the same way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VtHncrhYVcCalm sea and happy journey
>>202560907yeah i suppose sovery similar at least, to the extent they could be interchangeable
>>202560845proper slag name sophie
What's wrong with 4chan now
I’M FEELIN ZESTY
>>202560958>>202560963
>>202560958full of boring attention seeking incels
>The hotel I booked weeks ahead didnt have a room for us when we checked in. Gave us a sofa bed in a conference roomlol
cant fucking upload any images
The pastor passed the pasta
Is kill?
>>202561043sucks to be you
might do stay-up-all-night-and-wreck-my-sleep-schedule toil
I have eaten poo.
>>202561034block the door when you wank or a gaggle of japanese businessmen will walk in on you
I keep checking WhatsApp, she’s online like every hour or so, but she’s not replied. In my head I’ve concocted a rogue theory that perhaps, although my messages are stated to have been delivered, they actually haven’t and she is waiting for me to text her. Perhaps she is waiting for me to double text. Perhaps she is texting another man. I’m not really that bothered about this, as devastated as I am, I’m coming to terms with the fact that most modern people like to think they have transcended sentiment and that by showing sentiment you are some kind of deranged freak. When did this happen? Has it always been the case? It’s like everyone is sealing themselves away in boxes of their own makings. I’m so gutted that she still hasn’t text me back
>>202561088
>>202561034>conference roomthey'll be cctv there
>>202561119I didn't know there were jeets in Ireland
>>202561164jesus lad turn off last seen for your own mental health
*enters thread*
>>202561200post the webms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyID7dxY4qo
>clapmeat loled out loud at that one
what's up with dis nigga
>>202561404>>202561404>>202561404
nre>>202561314
>>202561070peng-a-leng xx
