You want it to be one way edition
here before the other one gets deleted
OHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT
alri lads
Exercising my basic right to work remotely as give by our glorious leader sir poo barmer.I work in a warehouse and can't do my job remotely so I shall be getting paid to do nothing
>>202594191BRILLIANT AJ
does the uk give any money to israel
>>202594119some poodle mixes
>>202594238yes but not enough if you ask me
>>202594238yes and it's not enough
>>202594191was an enjoyable fight, especially since AJ lost
>>202594238perhaps but it should be more
I love working from home so fucking much. I am the literal master race. My mere existence literally makes both NEETs and wagies alike tremble with unbridled rage. For I have achieved nirvana - an easy life, lots of free time, freedom, and a high wage.
>>202594191this was also like his 4th knockdown kek
>>202594238
mad
why do some yanks have acronyms for names"yo cody this is my buddy TJ"
>>202594238Yes and far too much.
>>202594328mad how low quality these screenshots arewhy is rorke like this?
>>202594318you let toilmeister unfurl his tentacles into your private living space, and you've been trained to celebrate it. that's sinister if you ask me
watching the first episode of the penguin and i have to say i dont understand why this fucking NERVOUS NIGGER is in the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEhZAHZQyf4
>>202594331t. sister is named MA
>>202594331easier than saying tarshawn lequisha shaq tupac the second
get them financed get them paidget them compensated
>>202594318Based Reform will win in 2028 and get you back in the office x
>>202594328Must be fun being this schizo
>>202594377his leaked arsehole pics are very peng
>>202594331australians be llike>yo cody this is my buddy TJeroo
>>202594328As the person who authored many of the posts in this image I retract my statements and request you stop posting the image.
>>202594318WFH is shite
>>202594318how to get ez wfh kinojob?
>>202594390wont be surprised if they pick up a ton of seats next election, they will immediately become as pozzed as possible if they ever get any power though
>Jonathan Reynolds and two senior staff went to Glastonbury as guests of YouTube. Until then, Labour was promising to increase the digital service tax from 2% to 10%. >The day after the festival, it emerged that Reynolds had ditched the policy.
>>202594361how did you and belgiumposter meet?
>>202594395It wasn't fun desu, 2022/2023 were probably the worst years of my life.
>>202594373penguins are black and whiteit's like poetry it rhymes
>>202594410WHERE
>>202594415the dizzying heights of canadian wit
Historian Answers Google’s Most Popular Questions About Alexander The Great
>>202594449Labour are so corrupt it's unreal
RacistsWe need more people in rural areas>NOO THEY CAN'T BE AFRICAN BBCs
>>202594449i wonder what cope leftypol will come up with to explain this
>>202594372My Toilberg is sound, barely ever hear off him. Just the odd text or Teams message to check I’m getting on alright. We have our 1:1s in the pub. >>202594390Lmfao literally making up bizarre future fantasies about my downfall to make yourself feel better >>202594426Quite the opposite!>>202594427Apply for them?
just got a conscription letter on my way to defend israel
>>202594497they're all about faggotry
walk behind women at night
Labour politicians like Bridget Phillipson are the type who think because they grew up working class it means they still are working class when they're in the top 1% of wealth.
>>202594508it's a leftypol storyrorke's the one who isn't arsed about corruption
two weeks off toil starts NOW
listening to poo
know a bloke who works at Tesco and has an expensive Audi on finance50% of his wage goes to it every month
ended up having that bottle of wine and I feel dead good and tingly now what a blessing
>>202594591Mental the retarded shit being insecure can do to you lol
>>202594603mmhmm
just got gangeaped
>>202594583Not defending them but technically they're right. Class is cultural as well as economic. The flip side is true too, eg. Someone who was raised in a wealthy family and was privately/Oxbridge educated would not suddenly become working class just because they end up working as a barista.
>>202594516>We have our 1:1s in the pubGrim that.
off to The City tomorrowsee a bunch of young attractive people earning ten times more than me
>>202594589been off for 8 weeks now haha
>>202594191Was unironically kicking my feet and giggling with glee at this point I hate GayJ was so funny watching him get destroyed
>>202594583the rare example of an intelligent working class person
fell in the chimp enclosure at the zoo and got gangaped
>>202594638How so?
>>202592407Piddling little crustacean
>>202594659Nah
>>202594449>>202594588so they got a few quid for free who careseveryone does it
Managed to get a fly with a small kitchen knife, felt like Paul Atreides duelling
>>202594591finance plans have completely fucked the car social hierarchy. any old povvo freak can get a nice motor these days. no prestige any more
>>202594588>rorke is not the one who cares about corruptionexcept everything related to covid?
>>202594676Unprofessional, and sucking up to mangers outside of work. Managers aren't your friend.
centrists quaking
I'm on 70k and drive an astra
>>202594718Plenty of socialists opposed lockdowns too.
>>202594737Saw him mincing around Islington the other night
>>202594238yes but not nearly enough
>>202594647>kicking my feet and giggling with gleeDid you also squeeze your Ru Paul plushee figure in your thrall?
>>202594742doubt you could drive the stars with as little income as that >>202594752dont think i saw a single one in this country
>>202594742What engine
My shitty campaign characters>Scottish explosive expert>Australian mechanic >Southern gunslinger >And a English gentleman who is a expert with knives
>>202594731Lol thank fuck I don’t work where you do
I wish I was born a hundred years ago, I could have put my autism and my tall male strength to use by dying in some shitty war.Instead I'm lying here drinking myself to death self hating over not fitting in with shortstack normalfags and their zog trends.
>>202594769>mfers tweakingTotal Zoomer Death
>>202594774combustion
>>202594690Alri Daniel son
>>202594758electrowerkz? where abouts
>>202594772Commiemong
>>202594791>And a English gentleman who is a expert with kniveshe's in >>202594690
>>202594328>>202594361>>202594395>>202594419what's mad is the 2:40am thread made immediately after this collage was made, using it as its OP, being spammed by the very same discord is exposed so as to get it finished as quickly as possible, resulting in the only nighttime /brit/ thread in history to end in one hourhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/178784358/#178784358
>>202594807Can't imagine how bad someone who unironically uses the word "zog" smells IRL.
pohtayto mahn
>what's mad is the 2:40am thread made immediately after this collage was made, using it as its OP, being spammed by the very same discord is exposed so as to get it finished as quickly as possible, resulting in the only nighttime /brit/ thread in history to end in one hour
>>202594752Unfortunately, none of the parties, just critical thinkers/actual graspers of historical materialism
>>202594835give it a rest mousenonce
flag test
martin you're in fancy dress
Eurasianist man in?
going to spend less money this month lads
>>202594826Nah those back streets leading up to Camden headQuite fitting for a sodomite such as himself
>>202594917Electoral politics is finished, anyway. You can't change anything via that method. It's just neoliberals fighting neoliberals forever until the end of time.
>>202594791The English gentleman should be the gunslinger (will have been trained to shoot on hunts and will be familiar with gentleman duels)The Australian should be the explosive expert (familiar with TNT from mining experience)The Scot should be the knifeman (Glasgow smile)And the Southerner should be the mechanic (biggest car culture in the world)
>>202594344>>202594325>>202594295>>202594266>>202594265>>202594767realistically what would happen if we just stopped
why do schizos who spend literally the entire day on /brit/ think everyone else is as obsessed with this place as they are?
>>202594603I was on the train and a lad next to me was talking to some people about uni, and having a girlfriend at uni or whatever and he kept saying "and while you're busy studying she'll be out getting gangbanged by eight tyrones" and essentially saying "tyrones" instead of niggers and half of his mates were black which really freaked me out
>>202594963it's only 7 days to go
>>202594832The English gentleman wears a classic victorian suit and is named Nigel Gallagher
Justin Tredeau :3 but Arab
>>202594987Just another right-wing freak with a racebait and cuckoldry fetish. He probably had a raging hard-on while he was talking about that kek.
>>202594985yanks would pay our part +tip
need a gf like pariah the doll
toby
>>202594985badness
>>202594996Why would an English aristocrat have an Irish name?
>>202594970u u rate that pub?
went to one of those Chinese massage places and the Chinese woman said 'you want extra?", after giving me a massage, asked me for £40, told me to turn over and slowly massaged my dick until I spunked on my own chestfelt strangely violated after
why is toby so god damn zesty
>>202595032Couldn't think of a English last name honestly he was still pretty badass though
>>202595052grim af
>>202595066all druggies are
>>202595074Average American name is likely an English name
hate cunts that show off their mega builds in creative mode in minecraft#builtnotbought
>>202595052how was the dick massage
>>202595066He’s always a bit bent when he starts drinking and acts a bit silly then he has too much and he starts getting aggressive. Give it an hour or so
toby does NOT like cats mice or squirrelshe likes rabbits foxes and horses
>>202594963Good lad
>>202595116amazing
my chest hurts
>>202595178good
>>202595140Wouldn’t trust him around any animal after what he did to that swan
Get the ISA filled up Get the bonds purchasedGet the premium bonds boughtGet the gold hoarded Get the cash stacked
>>202595105Most last names in America are just English versions of German or just Irish last names Mine is polish for newcomer
love girls with glasses
got half a thing of soup in the fridgedoing to freeze it for when i get back from my holiday x
and by the way i smelled that purple (more violet) liquid from the jar and it smelled werd. it smelled ethereal i am probably off about the smell and what im trying to describe as how it "was" when it entered my nose, and i could feel it inside my face i think it could be the dark red piss - from the piss jar that i made dark red somehow (from doing something before, and boiling it once i had done that - with acetyl acetate, i think). i think the oxygen from opening the jar, which broke some sort of seal, could be causing the chance after it had been done for weeks before (there is also some cummies in it still)
>>202595184
>>202595143Wow it's Pelipper
>>202595227:|
i threw a whole pear into itso call the cops (cause i dont care)
>child dies
need to be a big boy, need to get a job, need to stop living on my aunts sofa
>>202595052went to one of these and she stuck an oiled finger in my chocolate factory and my coom nearly hit the roof
mousenonce who is your favourite scientist?
Might spaff out a cum
there is also that cup of yellow (dried liquid) which i think mightve very well been oily, with water in it... which i think actually (HILARIOUSLY) mightve been the yellow liquid which collected under the aqueous layer layer from acetyl acetate reacting with ammonia. if it is then the compound is extremely toxic
if there were fewer layabouts my tax would be 20% less over the course of my life it would be like £400,000
Gonna be so annoying when Mousenonce is on the news in a few years and I won’t be able to brag to my mates about where I know him from lol
>NEW: Former Tory chairman Jake Berry reveals he once had a picture of Angela Rayner pinned up on his MP office wall because she is a 'very attractive woman'
>>202595362loool
just fried up some chips from scratchcame out peng, and were quite easy. might give up buying those rubbish supermarket oven chips.
>>20259535820% of your taxes don't go towards "layabouts"
got the bedlam in goliath on
so yeah i think the violet liquid might be the acetyl acetate + ammonia and then sodium hydroxide, which then has been sat around for a few weeks
>>202595313What, you immediately came after she did it?
>>202595362
toby I just bought a new microwavedo you want my old one for your experimentsthe door doesn't shut properly
airfryer wanker loves his airfryer
>>202594516Fuck off spaintard
Should I spend £30 for 3 months of an epic updated premium experience in a dating app
will be in my hotel in about an hour planning to get a bokkle of wine in and do a massive naked wank
>>202595453don't care
>>202595439are you trying to kill me!?
>>202595458what if there's a hidden camera in the mirror?
>>202595435Mental how reddit did a better micro analysis of brit than brit could
>>202595429yup
>>202595482hope there is
>>202595471it doesn't turn on
>>202595482tahts't the whoel point !
The general reaction for ester formation (esterification) is:R-COOH+R’-OHR-COOR’+H2OIn this case:CH3COCH2COOH+C2H5OHCH3COCH2COOC2H5+H2OIf you have any more questions about chemical reactions or need further details, feel free to ask!
bit mad how old i was before finding out piss wasn’t stored in the balls
never saw the point in naked wankingjust more effort to put your clothes back on afterwards
mousenonce x diegokeep it or leave it
>>202595597can cum on your stomach easier
Landlady still hasn't fixed the roof and now she'll trot out the old "we'll have to wait until spring for it to be dry enough" excuse so it's a whole winter of drip-drip-drip for me
Timmy spending £50 a month on Tinder Gigaplatinum and matching with 3 scam bots and 1 landwhale in a month Tyreese putting on his grey Nike joggers and chewing khat outside the student union and getting cold approached by 7 10/10 uni tings in half an hour
>>202595615borderline gay
>>202595618have her arrested
>>202595618Tie her up and piss on her
>>202595615why would you want to do that you disgusting dygenic creep
>>202595615can't reach that far
>>202595599I would watch that sitcom 2bh
>>202595586>OHR-COORktim when the tranny hypno blacked incest r34 porn comes on
>Save on extra bag charges by pre-paying on ba.com. You must complete your purchase before check in.>Take up to a total of 10 checked bags per person, including your free allowance.who the hell is taking 10 checked in bags
>>202595640yeah? *shoves a pestle up your arse*
Been pooing far too much today
>>202595664Rorke why are you like this?
>>202595215same, also hearing aids and braces lol
Girl from my school has 2 kids now she’s only 19
eating pasta and bolognaise my experiment failed by the way
who the fuck shops at sainsburys don't know a single person that does
>>202595668Did this when I moved abroad
>>202595618deegz is trans noW?
>>202595668chinks love bringing loads of cases filled with dodgy meat and vegetables on those border security shows
>>202595714Everyone who shops at Sainsbury's shops at Sainsbury's
>>202595714*raises malnourished wrist*me
remember when mums used to go to iceland? they don't do that anymore do theyjust another victim of the woke mob
>>202595707so she had sex at least once
>>202595740if you're working class you shop at aldiif you're middle class you shop at tescoif you're upper class you shop at waitrosewho does sainsburys cater to?
Mad how I've been blessed with a 7 inch tree trunk for a penis and yet I have not inserted it into a female so far
>>202595773My mum shops at Iceland. You can buy Greggs sausage rolls from there :3
>>202595788The middle class definitely do not shop at tesco, they shop at M&S
i wanted to see what might happen if i ate a bunch of sugar and carbs (via these fibre boosting cereals, with the sugar-glazed bananas) BEFORE i sniffed that piss, which is the sort which every time makes me really hungry afterwards. i was hoping to provide that immediate-release energy up-front before there was a demand for it when the body recovered by drawing out of reserved or using up the supply - but all of it must have evaporated already
>if you're middle class you shop at tesco
>>202595788sainsburys has an excellent gluten free range. the gf chocolate cake is better than most sponge cakes you get in shops
>>202595788im upper middle class and i shop at morrisons
>>202595825>.<
>>202595718how did you carry them all>>202595732would rather chinks and dodgy food than pakis ferrying over their 23 brothers and sisters
>>202595788tesco is working class pal
>>202595788Lower-middleAlso entirely depends on what's available where one livesIf Tesco were nearer, I'd shop there
>>202595838bizarre freak
Got a small 4 inch penis but I am a gay bottom so no need for anything bigger really x
>>202595808go away you putrid oaf
>>202595812only billionaires shop at m&s
just ate an entire pan of pasta even though halfway i was full. i had some energy drink too ^.^ my last one...
>>202595812Only upper-middle can afford M&S
Did you lads know this?
>>202595844To be fair it wasn’t quite 10, more like 7 or 8. You can borrow a trolley at the airport for carrying a lot of luggage and I managed to fit all of mine on two.
>>202595900>>202595908Price compared it's only slightly more expensive than Tesco nowadaysCozzie lives
me? working class, but i do my weekly shop at M&S because they have the best quality produce
>>202595917stop posting this
>>202595917*kicks your head off* ok so?
>>202595907>my last one...Tony no!
hate those pisses that make you really hungry afterwards if you sniff them
Nobody does a full food shop at M&S
>>202595921You can now use app notifications to sign in?
Watched an execution the other day, the executioner was having trouble with the rope. The condemned piped up 'don't leave me hanging!'
just got gangbummed
>>202595963im all out of energy drinks now. its gonna be rough
>>202595921>Android>Hotmail>Just Eat notifications>Still uses Facebook>credit score checking serviceExtremely, extremely rubbish image. Couldn’t be anything other than a /brit/poster
>>202596004can you make an energy drink out of your own piss?
>>202595921how fucking long is your phone?
>>202595977*wallops you off the stage with my massive feet*
>>202595977don't open with this
>>202595881bet you're fat thoughprobably an inch of buried bepis
taking a calculated flight risk
>>202595921>two Just Eat notificationsFat fucking pig.
>>202595977keep working on your tight five, it'll come one day
>>202595881um hiya
my piss is magic ^.^ now im missing him :c
>>202596061You’d think so but no I’m skinny as fuck. I am genuinely 4 inches hard.
>>202595976that would appear to be the case>>202596029haha!>>202596038haha!>>202596078they're literally the app trying to remind me it exists with some shite about 50% off veg or whatever
just did a wank to that hairdresser sex audio from the last thread
I could thwomp the lot of you if I wanted
gibbymoojoiwanktoil on the cards
ciggy and then bed for me ...zzz...actual study tomorrow. i wanted to take this day to do some garden while it wasnt raining for once
>>202596111And you didn't take advantage of the 50% off veg?Appears you may be a fatty after all
doing pizza in the microwavestick that up your woke liberal agenda
>>202596124ummm link?
>>202596141Make him leader I say
running done a number on the kneehey siri give me some stretches to help unstiffen my knee
>>202596111>bollocks drivel reply*reddit space*>bollocks drivel reply*reddit space*>bollocks drivel reply*reddit space*>bollocks drivel reply*reddit space*
>>202596154https://soundgasm.net/u/Darkness_Vault/F4M-Jerking-For-The-Hairdresser-Script-Fill-JOI-Gentle-FDom-Public-Whispering-Countdown
time for a w- *strobe lights you* ehm what the fuck
>>202596160Done it wrong haven't youSilly twit
>>202596132this is what a cheeky wog thought onceknocked him out with a single punch, wouldn't be surprised if you're a wog too and no doubt would face a similar fate
>>202596153just got off the blower to poo barmer himself and you're getting locked up pronto pal
>>202596029Appledrone
>>202596174yeah I'm not clicking that
anyone got the music on?
>>202595035It's alright but it's never not packedThere's better in the area
>>202596227Then why ask you fucking mong
>>202596193probably the concrete done itno good for you, running on concrete every day so I hear
>>202596198Pure-blooded white British male me. And I just love to thwomp. Don't tempt me any further, boy
>>202596102that's cuteunlike my giant hulking 5.5 inch third leg
mad how you could walk down the street 10 years ago without seeing a single wog
ouf i cant breafes after all of that pasta the usual spot hurts and ii know that it isnt from the aortic arch specifically the caratoid artery which supplies the brain and neck with blood, and not the subclavian artery which supplies the right arm
What is Hermeticism?
>>202596239I don't need a virus to wank
reckon sacked tranny and mousenonce should link up
Rorke's 5 inch BWC
I think as long as the barber (female) continues to rub her tits against my face, I am sorted sex-wise for the remainder of my existence
Ukrainian Jew - Ethiopian Jew family
>>202596148it's still more or less the same price as in store and i buy my veg there>>202596163not sure i've ever seen someone not put a space when they're replying to several posts but okay, here goes. let's see how this looks
leftypol's girlfriend makes him use a penis extension device
>>202596251Artery mong loves his arteries
popping to Marks', you want anything?
>>202596297Whole serie of reaction images could be harvested here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt0RFrDXZU0what a choon WHAT A FUCKING CHOON
>>202596250Not me. I grew up in south London
got a 6 inch willymight shave my pubes to make it look biggerhmmm yes I will...and then I'll have a wank in the mirror I think
>>2025963394 pints of organic, unhomogenised cum please mate
>>202596339Yes a bogstraffel kremlin pie please
it IS the subclavian artery (the left) if that is so then i dont ahve a guess for what the vertebral artery is for it is near the related caratoid artery but i am hesitant to think about that yet as there is the other one - the carotid (i think it is called, and couldnt find that in the notes i think)
got a cock like a mcdonalds chip
last time i got my haircut it was a bender instead of a fit woman felt disgusted thinking where his hands had been
him sargon
>>202596384what's your favourite type of porn mousey?
hung like a bookie's biro me
>>202596351Did that and then posted a pic on here. Got me banned for a month
>>202596403bog sim
>>202596371you going to homogenise it then? seems a bit gay, that>>202596398do you want to borrow my vernier caliper to measure it?
you're not allowed to post about the arteries
>>202596250They're literally everywhere now and the government is doing their best to further this by distributing "refugees" across the country End goal is that there will be no areas of English/Scottish/Welsh culture left
>>202596401was probably out fisting lads 5 minutes prior
hung like a doormouse
>>202596403>>202596420he is now a labour councillor
>>202596339cream and jam scone in the cafe please lad
hung like an argos pencil
a website said that "anatomy doesnt need to be hard" and apart from the two different spellings, there is really only two things to remember, and then half of it branches off from something which is made up of words ive already seen around from the lungs (and this makes sense as it goes from this side (the right atrial and then into ventricle, then lungs) past the pulmonary valve
>>202596457source?
>>202596413>>202596413>>202596413
GET IT MADEETITMADE
>>202596457don't think this is true
>>202596238ur rec?
