Free Planets Alliance editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o8QPaA62kc
right, im offgoing out treading crop circles
dogshit star trek edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xt6xBwlqb0
Given my landlord £36,000 in rent over the years and still has the cheek to try and claim my deposit Nothing but parasites
THREE THREADS /brit/? THREE? THAT'S INSANE.
The scrandemic
scrantoil donenow the ardous task of digestiontoil begins
might watch battlestar galactica and the expanse
>>202598225He deserves it for putting up with an incel mong for a tenant
Mong anon made the other thread 2 minutes before this one but dillydallied and now this is the thread utter mong
he takes what he wantswhat a guy
pacing in my room before I send a mail
>>202598234
>>202598264not utter mong just respectful enough to not post early
>>202598225You got the incel rate so you wouldn't come back
real new>>202598100>>202598100
>>202598322I'd easily kill you given a swift opportunity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMbCTKHXHAs
Absolutely mortifying when you’re watching a American broadcast of something and you see their adverts absolute clown country
get the bags in
OBE, KCSG, 150 IQ Mensa Alumni, Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile.
>>202598356/brit/, it’s Sir JimmyI’ve returned from the graveTo attempt, with your helpMy reputation to save
Face down in the dirt again. What's to gain from being the last one standing?
anyone here ever served in the military
>>202598356they liked itt. knower
>>202598382>militarywe use the term "armed forces"
>>202598382>militaryfoy
>>202598382Yeah. I sat in an office for 3 years though so probably not what you're thinking about
>>202598382did 2 tours of your mum lmao
>>202598382not military but i threw my own shite at two people on a seesaw once
>>202598432doing what
thinking of not getting broadband this year. Will I get in trouble for pirating and such off uni wifi?
>>202598405Would fly to Wacken with and shag her rotten in the crowd.
>>202598382no but ive been in asda late on christmas eve
charlie bit meouchouch charlie!
charlie bit me willy off
the frogs were turning gay
charlie bit me arsehole off
>>202598466they used to have it blocked
>>202598466how would you even get broadband at uni
>>202598458SPS personnel. Mostly answering stupid questions about payroll.
Been told I look like Alexander the Great by the cute married girl at toil
Welcome to Omorashi High School! You're the first boy to attend this prestigious female-only academy with a twist: There's not a single bathroom in the entire school. All students are expected to hold their pee in as long as they can.Go interact with your fellow classmates, get through the school day, and watch your fellow classmates struggle to not have an accident!
Sick of seeing this cunt's face
>>202598565She's saying you look like a wog
>1623 was the real watershed: it was England's last real famine.then how irish have one like 200 years later
>>202598593ireland isn't in england
>>202598613CWLTSHC
Girlfriendberg's wittering on about some shite
>>202598576ever heard of adblock
>>202598663Hahahaha class mate that’s class hahahahaha laughed at this mate hahahahahaha x
>>202598690Yes
>>202598613what the fuck is that face
>>202598701and why do you not use it?
>>202598593because they relied heavily on potatoes because they're easy to grow and have a great yield so bring in lots of money, but then a potato disease killed a lot of the crop so there wasn't much others to fall back onthey claim anglos forced them to plant majority potatoes
>>202598698cheers pal
>>202598733bro is soyjacking
gave up irony, not my style anymore
how many spin cycles do you put your washing through
can not stand botherberg's wifestein
going for a shower, want me get you anything
>>202598583Don't think so. I think she's in an unhappy marriage and wishes she was with me instead.
>>202598733soybunny
>>202598750yeah lol but look how healthy his teeth are
>>202598788rip your shower off the wall and give it to me please
This cunt has 10 goals in his first 5 league games.
might sit on a dildo and wank myself dry
Had a long hard think about it and decided I will only ever consent to having a gf on three conditions:1) I don't ever have to have sex with her2) We sleep in separate beds3) Get 4 hours minimum of alone time each day where I don't have to listen to her wittering on
>>202598813>0 finals goals
>>202598824sounds like you just want a friend
>>202598824Good luck!
>>202598824isnt that a bit like simply not having a gf
>>202598824nigga you gay
>>202598813>>202598837>>>/sp/
yer fuckin da's got one leg
>>202598733toby after a heroic dose of piss chemical fumes
Can’t cope with not having a big dick makes me want to cry all the time
steak burrito, suizo style and a large lemonade for lunch
don't hear of death grips anymore
>>202598879mental how desperate you are to stop real discussions forming
rorke taking out wonga loans to pay for his poppers and buttplug habit
>>202598875cis women look like THIS!?
Toilberg and head of HR at toil is actually a woman and she’s a fit brunette in her early 40sPlays into my femdom fantasy and I see her as my mistress and revel in following her orders
>>202598813Stat padded
>>202598875would sniff her armpits
any album recs?
>>202598921how would she tell you off if she saw this post
smashed a coworker in the mong bogs onceproper dirty cow she was
>>202598989Primal Scream - Screamadelica
Eating a sandwich
>>202598944What game is this
Did the yad stop on a cute girl and got the police called on me… guess I need to work on my game innit
>>202598989Jamie xx - In Colour (2015)
>>202598995no you didn't and no she isn'tshut up
Limmy in the attic watching Cilla BlackLynn....well, let's not go there...
>>202598944Annex Bosnia.
>>202598989Brian Eno, Music for Airports
>>202599011Mwah beautiful darlingIs she a hapa or quarpa or one of them?
>>202599017yeah I did porky and yes she was a dirty cowheard a rumour that another colleague also had a go on her
>>202598995
>>202599001looks like hearts of iron 3
>>202599001Fifa 12
>>202598993would make sure mistress never finds out i’ve been talking about her
>>202598997get it downloaded>>202599009deleting from my pc
>>202599059dont know
>>202599001Darkest Hour
>>202598989Stereolab - Peng!
What woman do you think has a nice voice
>>202599001the sims virgin freak edition
>>202599072Can u get it on iPhone?
>>202599109Gillian Anderson
>>202599109the bg3 narrator
>>202599001Darude - Sandstorm
>>202599125doubt it
might rewatch sex education
Mental how nothing ever happensWW3 will never happenThere won’t be a Nazi takeover anywhereRussia won’t bring back the Soviet UnionChina won’t invade TaiwanAmerica won’t collapse into a civil warNothing ever happens
>>202599109whoever was sitting next to me at toil today she sounded lovely
might read some blogs
>>202599146Thanks anyway
>>202599139>cronemswear this is a UNIX command
>>202599109Ur mum :)
Difference in the Donbass front between the start of the year and now.
>crip version of bronemBro is literally disabled
Happy 4th birthday tyner
Belgianmong is STILL going at it while his sis is getting impaled by big white batons omds
>>202599199
>>202599109nigella lawson
>>202599199creasing up imagining a farage-themed party for a 4 year old
Reminder to send polite and objective feedback to the moderators about the spammers who live here full time.
get the air fried
look at him go
unreal how desperate some cunts on here are for attention
>>202599251Would be worth it just to see the meltdown from the FBPE types
>>202599199tyner and wear
>>202599278why is that horse running like a retard?
Belgianpaki’s mum calling over yties to “fix the plumbing” (re-arrange her insides)
CARDIFFMAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!!!!
>Moment mother, 51, and daughter, 24, smash up car while on dog walk during riots as they are locked up for more than three years in totalhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13882731/Moment-mother-daughter-smash-car-dog-walk.html
>>202599279Oooh look at you
Americans pronounce Uranus as "your anus." Brits pronounce Uranus as "urine us."What's most baffling is that there was the simplest solution when it came to naming the planet that'd 100% avoid the "your anus" vs. "urine us" controversy, and they didn't fucking do it.
>>202599305CARDIFF MENTIONED
saw some amazing teenage arse on my incel walk
looks nice
who determines which experts we're meant to listen to
>>202599349lel
>>202598405would go to town on her while rorke watches seething about her tattoos from the cuck chair
>>202599199definitely not a cult though!!
>>202599355state of that jew ink on her face
>>202599373bit gay
>>202598405>jesus pic in the backgrounddiego won't like this
>>202599361https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople
>>202599410are you white?
pubes are so long they’ve got their own Eco system
i think the computer fancies me lads...
>>202599355
>>202599355Name??
>>202599148is that the one sydney sweeney gets her chebbers out?
genuinely weird how little I remember of the riots none of it seems real to me
>>202599426I prefer this one.
>>202599466been stashed away in your memoryhole
>>202599458no
>>202598912Ugly little munter
>>202599355the 25 mini tattoos are better
Holding in a big poo so it'll feel really good when I finally let it out
I think FKA Twigs is a 10/10 and is pure sex especially in her music video Jealousy. I want to lick her legs
>>202599407That's Mary you daft sod
>>202599355cabuerge spotted
>>202599507Legend
>>202599540she is ugly and mixed race
>>202599454sirensspelll on twitter
I was groomed at 18 and had sex with 67 year old man
>>202599583are you female
>>202599548good spot thats a nice looking cat backwonder if there are any more pics
>>202599583hot
>>202599567I disagree. Thought you would have gathered that from my post.
>>202599632Your post is incorrect and a sign of poor judgment and mental illness
>>202599629Also you right now, as you're posting alone on 4chan you see
God gives his smelliest poos to his gayest retards
>>202599629You just know this lad is a dirty cunt when the camera is off cause he showed himself washing his hands. He’s also probably a bit gay.
Here is my evidence that he is incorrect
>>202599651YOU FAT BASTARDYOU FAT BASTARD
>>202599599male>>202599606its not im 24 and its still ruining my life
>>202599361The algorithm (i.e. the Jews)
>>202599583Diego's origin story
>>202599583imagine the state of a 67 year old poofs arsehole after literal decades of being minced
need a plum sykes gf
>>202599693grtim
>>202599697on the incredibly off chancace you're not trollinghow did you get groomed and how is/did it ruion your life
>>202599629What the fuck are thoseeeee
>>202599311Would mumWould slag
>>202599651
My counter argument
>>202599733Way too long of a story
>>202599577thank u
>>202599693thats awful
>>202599783more like "i cant be arsed to keep up this derranged larp"
WHAT'S THE STORYBALAMORY
scared shitless
Don’t even get the point of hijabs on most Muslim women. What’s the point if you’re still showing your hair? Isn’t the whole point to cover it up?
>>202599772you need to stop posting this ugly bitch
>>202599819why
>>202599838I will not
Officially Norwood I now lads. I'm only 30 fs. I thought I would have more time.
Is Wafflenonce the most mentally ill freak we have ever had on /brit/? Not even Toby comes close
>>202599849coward
https://x.com/hooliganscz1999/status/1838074845923316132
Mad how Hitler had piercing blue eyes.
>>202599815Spencer's daughter is a pornstar that's really into pegging.>>202599873Is Waffle once the Belgian? If so, that's just 190.
>>202599805Surely if I was larping I’d create some elaborate story to go along with it
what's a good CV template lads
>>202599894bloody hell that's a big bastard
>>202599864u went to the eusexia party the other week? didn't realise it was on until after or i would have gone looks vibes
FKA Twigs always reminds me of that alien from Splice
>>202599913no you came up with a larpline and then realised it's way too much effort to come up with such a retarded story to explain it
>>202599928She reminds me to tug on my Wilkins
>>202599917just write it all out in notepad on one continuous line
>>202599873Not even close
>>202599911Not everyone is 190
>>202599985Don't bother reasoning with the schizos.
big bird big bird
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_bands_and_musicians_from_Glasgow
>>202599975Looks like J Cole
>>202599960Well I’m sorry you think that’s the case
Janny is a wee gay nigger fella
>>202600027Does he have a tummy?
>>202599979Who then? He’s more mentally ill than mn, amer, spain nonce, sacked tranny, emmayank. Maybe Emmett comes close but he was a literal schizo
>>202600017all shit
i am 190
>>202600043Screamed the house down reading this post
The Asian Fanny
>>202599896Could've won the war had his fellow Germanic, Protestant allies in Britain not fucked him over by siding with Catholic France.
>>202600041it is the case
>>202600062Nah Amer is the most mentally ill ever. A literally paki bender sex offender who pissed in a Polish girls ribena, posting cuck bait is nothing compared to that it’s just recency bias
might poo
>>202600041it clearly is the case lol
>>202600017My teacher played in a band that was once big in Japan in the 90s.
needed a poo 10 minutes ago, don't need it now, didn't do the poo, just forgot about it
>>202600062All of those are just attention seeking character faggots with sub-90 IQGingerpedo is a legitimately scare serial rapist pedophile freak
might not poo
>american accused of murder in italy> fucking italians as bad as the arabs and africans we'll kill the lot of them>american shot by israel>looks the other waynever understood why americans are like this
>>202600145cannot believe the glowies are just letting him walk free
>>202600111It’s not>>202600133It’s not the case
>>202600154I literally would have no idea who gingernonce is if you weren’t posting about him all the time Dtfic.
>>202600145It creeps me out how bizarre his compliments are, combined with his eloquence. Makes him much scarier than if he just mass replied 'hmm your so hot for ur age xx'
>>202600145but if he posted crime statistics he'd be arrested the next day
>>202600210"sure" larpliner
>>202600175they're just off their head
>>202600210no?
>>202600218You're a spastic retard then seriously
>>202600223>gengarbased
the mount sinai bowls club
>>202600223Name? (And phone number)
I was groomed at 26 and had sex with a 42 year old woman.
>>202599917how about this
just spent a good 20 seconds trying to remember my age
>>202600248most posters here have americans filtered
very tired and a bit sad this evening
>>202600296you're 34 mate
>>202600297Yeah sure just like all got leafs and other foreigners filtered
I'm not going to link the news I'm expected to link any more.>>202571947>>202571947>>202571947
>>202600125been here long enough to remember when he was poleaboo
decided to wank instead of poo
>>202600223>a fucking Croc tattooOh wow
Diddy did nothing wrong.
got the only fools onsome proper fucking telly none of this woke shite
>>202600342Think that's supposed to be Yoshi
>>202600296definite proof that time goes quicker as you get older
>>202598100>>202598100>>202598100
>>202600366he’s probably having the time of his life having his rectum resized by prison whoppers
>>202599911>Spencer's daughter is a pornstar that's really into pegging.who?
>>2025984052nd thing I noticed was her pic of Mary, blessed xx
loved it when del fell through the bar
It's an incel night drive and a maccies kind of night I reckon
>>202600453imagine if you won £100k from your incel drive to maccies
>>202600134Trashcan Sinatras?
>>202600371You should stop thinking.
>>202600145love our smartschoolboy9 king of brit
>>202600479Corr! I could upgrade to incel night drive and a prozzy!
>>202598613first thing I noticed was her cross x
that new season of frasieryou don't hear much of that at all
>>202599871F
>>202600101Hitler was Austrian you mug
>>2026002239.5/10 body
