opal edition>>202589143previous
>>202598459first for sexo con cum
*enters /cum/*
How it's going
cum is a pawg loving general
I love women
>>202598459I liked this movie
>>202598537that is a bovine, sir
>>202598528god i wish that were me and my ex
>>202598537She’s groce
>>202598503beb
>>202598537That's not even a PAWG, more like a white milk cow
>>202598537She looks like a cuban with bleached hair
good afternoonresisting the urge to buy expensive rocks currently
>>202598528>His secret police, the Securitate, was responsible for mass surveillance as well as severe repression and human rights abuses within the country, and controlled the media and press. Ceaușescu's attempts to implement policies that would lead to a significant growth of the population led to a growing number of illegal abortions and increased the number of orphans in state institutions. Economic mismanagement due to failed oil ventures during the 1970s led to very significant foreign debts for Romania. In 1982, Ceaușescu directed the government to export much of the country's agricultural and industrial production in an effort to repay these debts. His cult of personality experienced unprecedented elevation, followed by the deterioration of foreign relations, even with the Soviet Union>As anti-government protesters demonstrated in Timișoara in December 1989, Ceaușescu perceived the demonstrations as a political threat and ordered military forces to open fire on December 17, causing many deaths and injuries. The revelation that Ceaușescu was responsible resulted in a massive spread of rioting and civil unrest across the country. The demonstrations, which reached Bucharest, became known as the Romanian Revolution—the only violent overthrow of a communist government in the course of the Revolutions of 1989. Ceaușescu and his wife Elena fled the capital in a helicopter but they were captured in Romanian territory by the military after the armed forces defected. After being tried and convicted of economic sabotage and genocide, both were sentenced to death, and they were immediately executed by firing squad on Dec 25Zamn
>>202598771afternoon bud
>>202598537
>>202598537moo
>>202598541i only love some women
>>202598537This chick is not white.
>>202598830That wasn't real communism or something
I don't like fatties
>>202599108MANY such cases
>>202599108>look at fat person>start imagining them sweating and breathing heavy as they stuff their face with food>a wave of fear and discomfort overcomes meDoes this happen to anyone else?
>>202598307No bikini but I think this is cute, if I get more time later maybe I will try hand drawing her, I have been trying to learn how to
>>202599283I see the vision anon
>>202599283i want to try to draw her later im not good at drawing but i wanna contribute what kind of things does she like
I hate fat peopleFat women more than men
>>202599283eternally stuck at private to honor the legacy of private urkel who died in combat defending the great nation of china (pbuh)
i'm ugly, it is what is it
>>202599058I miss the so it union. They were peak effay enemies, much better than the sand people we've been fighting for 20 years. China has emerged as an enemy and Russia is back for round 2, but they lost all their...je ne sais quoi and style
>>202599359i don't know, what is it?
>>202599342She's a /cum/ mascot, she would like poutine, mexican food, the military and schizo babble and hate jeets
>>202599391it is
>>202599418i want to draw her furiously typing out a long winded reply about how the mailman is a stalking agent sent by the cia and multiple people replying to her telling her to take her medsi see the vision
>>202599346I just feel bad for them
cummies, im drinking covfefe
>>202599342wtf bahahahaha
TikTok normies are on to us
>>202599551with milk?
>>202599551i'm going to make some now that sounds good thanks for the reminder
Some daysSome nightsSome live some die in the way of the samurai
>>202599569wasn't this a blahpipo thing for a long time?
>>202599058These meximutt variations are never funny
I got some caffeine pills at the wallgreens down the street
cleared my nostrils of boogers
>>202599814And ate them, I suppose??
why is everyone doing streams these days? even the guy who made invader zim has a twitch channel.
I was given some weird "breakfast beverage" powder at work. Im pretty sure its just caffeine sugar and coffee flavoringHavent tried it yet
thoughts on the ku klux klan?
>>202599966do they still exist?
>>202599919lowest effort form of popularity/retards giving you money if you have even a modicum of a platform to shill your stream somewhere>>202599966my ancestors unironically
>>202599936Everyone in the world wants to get paid to play videogames this is a fact
>>202599936that sounds weird i used to drink those meal replacement shake things in the morning
>>202599734>not brown
My town is so boring there's nothing here but trees for milesOnly fun thing here is like TGI Fridays or something
>>202600059It ignored that part no matter how I phrased itMaybe blonde hair and blue eyes override the skin color
>>202600003>retards giving you moneyI don't understand how people give them money to talk about their life, there was a spanish guy that used to draw comics and upload videos to youtube one day I remembered him, I looked for his channel and it turns out that now he streams on twitch by chance I watched one and it was him talking about what he bought in the store, seriously people like to see that kind of content?
>>202600117i know how you feeli have to drive like an hour to get downtown to actually have fun and do thingsi tried living downtown and i hated it so this arrangement works for me
we should transition the kkk from an overtly racist self serving group into a subtly racist self serving group, like jews
>>202599936Is it Carnation? Idk about the new flavors but the original chocolate ones aren't bad if you mix them with milk and they don't actually have any caffeine
>>202599359C’est la vie, like Italians say
>>202600117My town is rather quiet but 20 minutes from here a lot happens
>>202599729
>>202600208>We
i don't really understand people watching most streamers, only the informational and smart ones are worth watching
Had egg salad with sweet pepper, tomato, and lettuce on homemade bread for lunch
>>202600309There's a whole generation coming up that deal heavily in parasocial relationships
>>202600301Got his ass
>>202600301the truth is that they are very funny
>>202600333I fucking love egg salad
>>202600356we were just talking about ipad babies and i guess that as they grow up they turn into parasocial streamer watchers so that makes sensewhat a horrible one sided simulacrum of a relationship, so many young men are gonna have such strange ideas about women because all they know is booby streamers
>>202600201I'd rather get mugged than die of boredom at this point >>202600261Homie lives in Hicksville, NY (suburb of New York)>>202600208>group of like 5,000 nationwide, 4,000 of which are feds>transitioning into anything
>>202600003>my ancestors unironicallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raVFzZZLp3A
>>202600333this sounds really good what kind of bread did you make
>>202600533Half whole wheat half normal flour. Used sourdough discard too.
https://x.com/radiogenoa/status/1837601214135239055
>>202600527Got his ass
>>202600527Very meta
>>202600527lol
>>202600564she's a feisty lil spinner
>>202600527TOP KEK
>>202600700ummm what if I hate everything?
>>202600695>>202600658>>202600606It’s really not that funny
me? I like animeand baseball
>>202600558sounds yum anon whole wheat is way less dense than flour so like you can use less whole wheat by weight, but get a similar volume i need to make bread again i don't know why i stopped it was really nice
The shittiness and moodinees months have begun. How do you make it stop.
>>202600700based normalize being enthusiastic and genuinely caring
NO YOUTUBE, I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH PENGUINZ0 VIDEOS
>>202600808it's over bro give it up
>>202600808you can't top what he did
>>202600808lel
>>202600758increase your vitamin d intake a lot of seasonal depression stuff is because of the shorter days and you get less vitamin dme personally i get sad in the summer and things look up in the fall and winter
>>202600808TOP KEK
your mom intook my vitamin D(eez nuts)
>>202600700I don't think it's cool to hate things. I just do it because it's fun :)
>>202600891>me personally i get sad in the summer and things look up in the fall and winterliterally me
>>202600891I wonder what certainty there is that vitamin D supplements actually metabolize properly.
what should i cook for lunch
>>202601048
>>202601025very low
>>202601074eggs
>>202601090Why'd he get lighter
>>202601025they use lamps for this reason in like countries that are super far north
>>202601090if i ever found out my doctor made tiktoks like this i'd sue them for malpractice
my grandma once told me that god is not in a dirty house and a dirty body so don't forget to bathe and clean your houses.
>>202601252>mexican flag with a leaf
>>202601124Buck broken
Gold is currently at about $2,800 an ounce and silver is at like $30 an ounce.Platinum is at $970 an ounce.
what streams are we watchin today lads
>>202601311nice
>>202601330Eldorado
>>202601321cubs v phillies might be good
>>202601362nah, here you can't look for any type of mineral in the mountains or the army or the narcos will kill you.
>>202601252I don't say that, but I also don't look like that
>>202601321watching a little bit of the poker
>>202601486
>>202601514didnt ask
Mexican people love the government so much that they have two governments, the mexican government and the cartels.
>>202601486i like poker and i've always wanted to play it online, but i also know it's a game you have to study a lot of theory to be good at and i don't want to just piss away my money
Wednesday I’ll win the lottery
>>202601124the good you are, god makes your skin lighter. why do you think michael jackson turned white?
>>202601653You VILL monetize every zing you do
>>202601653But what did the CATHOLIC church say on the matter?
>>202601274"Absolute cleanliness is godliness"–Dr. Bronner
>>202602017baaaa
>>202602017Welshman's dream
do scene kids exist anymore or has that morphed into something else
I'll need to restock on edibles soon
>>202602255they’re alt now
>>202601569*cums*
reminded me of you guys
>>202602589this is what i look like
for me, its pepsi twist
>>202602589post some bikini pics
>>202602589VGH a trve ɅMERICɅN PɅTRIOT
ɅɅɅ
>>202602643you first>>202602634i like your little spectacles
>>202601252>>202600808>>202600527>>202600301Kekkest
This was requested btw
me and my gf
>>202602914Sei Italiano?
Hey leafs, you hype yet
Tu sei piccollo
>>202602983imagine liking rei, might as well get a sex doll since they'll behave the same
>>202603063>imagine liking reiI dont have to
>>202603039shut the fuck up
I was walking from the beach late one night in Hawaii in a place known for for drug activity and I walked past this closed down gas station and I saw this white guy take off running from the back and this big mook of a Hawaiian dude come lubering after him screaming YOU RIP ME OFF....HOWLEE I FUCKIN KILL YOOOOOOOU! HOWLEE (HOWLEE (sp lled haole) is the Hawaiian word for gaijin)
>>202603034>A schedule posted by Paramount, which owns CBS, says RuPaul Charles, the host of the show RuPaul's Drag Race, will also be a guest on The Late Show on Monday. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert airs in Canada on Global.>Trudeau made an appearance on the Canadian version of the drag queen competition series last year.Coincidence?
>>202603171did he catch up to the haole
>>202602994I keep tabs on all the other generals
>>202603212I don't know but I doubt it because he was like 260 lbs and the white guy was maybe a buck o nine soaking wet
>>202603227is /cum/ not good enough you harlot
>>202603249I don't post in them, I watch what is being deleted and at what time. You wouldn't get it.
where do gfs come from?
>>202603386the gf store
>>202603386Asia mostly in my experience
I only post here and in /ita/, but ita is usually hostile to Americans so I don't stay long
>>202603405those arent real
>>202603386Silly Anon, gfs don't exist. They're make-believe like leprechauns and eskimos
>>202603425>Americans (and to a lesser extent Canadians, Aussies, Brazilians etc.) are interested in their ancestry>Euros: FUCK OFF, but those brown migrants? Mamma mia, 100% autentico!What causes this?
Jedi cats
>>202603425/ita/ is a mixed bag. I visited this morning and they were pretty chatty, but other times all they do is yell at me
might have to goon to voluptuous women with large breasts
>>202603541both are fine
>>202603494Loro sono stunadThey hate Americans and are jealous so they try to deny us the one thing they can which is acceptance by our ancestral people. It's the only thing they have "over" us so they gatekeep it with all their body and soul
H O T T O G OYou can take me hot, to go!
>>202603541brutal titmog
Would or nah?I would
>>202603503i look like that right nowdo you look like this
>>202603646Id hit itwith a truck
>>202603661I wishI don't have a six pack, I have a keg
>>202603646you're super gay if you wouldnt
>>202603646maybe but I must be wearing a goku costume.
>>202603646Would, but you can tell she thinks she's 10/10 not a plaphog
>>202603691that's fine toohonestly i probably look more like this anyway
Would I what? Dress up as Raven and go to a convention?No, I don't think I would.
PECCHÈ SIAM 'NNAMMURAT'QUEST'AMORE CIOCCOLATT
I once fucked a fat argentinian girl and it was one of the best fucks I ever had.
>>202603735>you can tell she thinks she's 10/10 not a plaphogMany such casesWomen have got too cockyBut desu if she's dressing up as a comic character at a nerd convention they'd probably treat her like she was a 10/10. Women's hubris is fuelled by mens desperation
everyone report to be hit with the anti horny stick and go to horny jail
>>202603784>She's got the "I prefer White men phenotype"VGghh, Americans claim to suffer with these women running around
>>202603846>if she's dressing up as a comic character at a nerd convention they'd probably treat her like she was a 10/10. Women's hubris is fuelled by mens desperationYep, if that was some literally who female sorority she'd be seething at Stacys who mog her. At a convention she's unironically like top 1% of the attendees and the men are all spergs who will simp over her. We need a total hoe valuation reset, the market is out of control
I want to learn to swim but the local pool is full of children and fat ladies.
>>202603966you can use my pool as long as you behave i might even bring you sweet tea
I wish I had a pool
>>202604012sounds nice
>>202604028
>>202603646can't handle allat
>>202604122>basketball americans never left antarticalmao wtf
>>202604122this is what my car looks likeanyone wanna hang out with me
Can anyone recommend me a bathrobe? Like whats the sports car of bathrobes? I'm looking for something big and comfy with some large and accessible pockets, maybe a hood. Something I can wear at my desk during the winter. $2000 budget
>>202604224I don't know. I never wear clothes at home so I've never needed a bathrobe
>>202604172Yes
dis nigga posting in his skivvies
>>202604224i love my brooklinen robe
>>202604224I have a really good blue one thats served me well for years but I cant tell you the name because I got it for...christmas I think
>>202604224https://www.mrporter.com/en-us/mens/product/fear-of-god/clothing/robes/shawl-collar-wool-and-cashmere-blend-robe/1647597330232470
>>202604311My grandfather is 159 and will be 160 in november
>>202604311actually its called 'Blue Star' if that helps. Blue, 100% polyester, big deep pockets
>>202604122
lol why the fuck would you need a bathrobe
>>202604414theyre warm and comfy
>>202604414it's sexy
>>202604414it's comfortable and easy to wear when you get out of the shower
>>202604122Usa so prosperous schizos have cars and normal lives
3rd cup of coffee down the hatch
>>202604480Merkel really takes after ol' Adolf more then the germans realize
>>202604480She's shaking like a crap game
what a crazy time we're living in
>>202604596His words mean nothing when their Supreme Leader wields absolute power
Almost 500 people killed in bombings today in Lebanon
>>202604414im constantly switching between too hot and too cold. I need something I can wear around this winter that I can slip on and off as needed. It's the superior lounging option because its easy to slip on and off and the high pockets make stuff actually acessible
What the fuck is the US government doing letting all these Haitians asylum in Ohio???
>>202604738nice
>>202604805Because Springfield was looking for workers so the Hatians went there so they could be employed
>>202604805Maine too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JnPGL8xsXYnow this is the kind of information I want to fall down the rabbit hole for
>>202604881Ouais, mais en Maine it's a bit easier for them because there's a sizeable French speaking population in Maine
>>202604917why did he do it
>>202604480she's having newborn foreskin blood withdraw, she needs her fix
>my milk has lots of small lumps in it but tastes and smells fineWhat's going on?
>>202605035That's cottage cheese my man
>>202605077i look like this and do this
>>202605140hey bbcakes, you want to slip into my pants?
>>202605077I drank most of it and poured out the stuff at the bottom incase a lot of the lumps had settled. Now I'm going to be paranoid about this happening when I buy milk in the future. It's expiration date was October 1st...
AYO THIS NIGGA DRINKIN' CHEESE
midday fap enticessuch an alluring mistressalas i resist
oh no she's so abusive
>>202604917There's a lot of people in Maine with family in QC. It always surprises me whenever I road trip through New England and some guy sees my license plate and starts speaking french to me
>>202605244This isn't a haiku
>>202604854*looking for workers that were easier to exploit than the locals
so how about this election!
>>202605306I didn't realize that an election had been forced in Canada.Was it announced within the last hour?
Who here is tryna get slapped up by me?
>>202605346I'm bricked up so I need you to slap it and spit on it a bit.
>>202605377What do you want me to say?
there is nothing more useless than a history degreeeven artfags end up being to sell their artwork or manuscripts ABOUT art to some idiot
>>202605409Sociology degree is preeeetttyy useless
Been carless almost 3 months now, and I've been getting along perfectly fine so far. Might not ever buy a new one.
Mr. Speaker while I cannot take the time to name all the men in the House who have been named as members of the Communist Party and members of a spy ring, I have here in my hand a list of 205
>>202605257You are Quebecois?
>>202605253Would only be accurate if she was latina White woman would cut off his dick while he's sleeping and black woman would just cheat on him back if she feels she's being cheated on Asian woman would probably say some shit about dishonorabru or some shit
>>202605035oh my god do i try...i try all the time
>>202605444
>>202605481LOL
>>202605477IN THIS INSTITUTION
Gommunism really was a stupid idea
>>202605481lmao
And it's 8 in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I
I-I-I-I
>>202605520Is* Really interesting to me how commie musicians like rage against the machine and immortal technique never grew out of it. Like their ideology made perfect sense when I was like 19 or so but then I grew out of it but they never did apparently
AAAAAAAND he prays
you can see the gta 6 plot coming a mile away bonnie and clyde shit woman will be the main main character and get betrayed by the boyfriend yadda yadda yadda
>>2025994801000 hours in photoshop just for you anon, the first and possibly last original /cum/-chan art
post something already
something already
>>202605659Cute!
no point in living
>>202605835>>202605870HAHAHAHAHAHA no -__-
Bf bought some coke oreos, they taste okay desu, the oreo coke is bad though
>>202605659make her more golden brown instead of poo brown
>>202605659thank you that’s super cute ill try to draw something a little later tonight i like the mascot very cute but for now my tummy really hurts and im going to lay down for awhile and take a bath so someone else will have to make the newif it’s moo deng related you will get one favor from me
>>202605999she is mexican brown I just color matched the AI photo anon posted
pigged out today im never going to leave skinnyfat hell
PLEASE be quiet, the kitty is sleeping
>>202606003Thanks anon I've been practicing a lot lately, it's still pretty bad but the fact hat I can now draw something recognizable feels good if I draw anything else it will be her eating a lego and saying yum microplastics>>202606044love when my orange kot is sleeping and stretches and makes cute noises
>>202606017I think giving her a more visually appealing skin color will make the chances of the /cum/ council approving her to be our mascot
The /cum/ mascot is already bebe
>>202606064then draw her with lighter skin anon we need more pictures for her to become a mascot anyway >>202606066We need an OC though
>>202606105Cum bebe is oc you newfag
>>202606026it be like that bro..keep pushing >>202605388buddy want that HAWK TUAH on that THANG
>>202606105I cant draw
Brap tuah Fart on that thang
>>202605453Nah, but I grew up there.
>>202606145LMAO
>>202606066bebe hippie
much better
>>202606145God I wish that were me
>>202606215Oh you liked that, white boy?
>>202606243u-uh..
honk mimimimimimi
>>202606263U-u-uh w-w-w-well boy I will slap the shit out of you if you don't speak clearly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2uDPwc1yA
>>202606307WHERE IS THE AMOGUS AAAAAAAAA
Guess who I am: my values have not changed
devouring trail mix and grapes like a true gamer
Spinster, new please
>>202606232that just looks like a spray tan, here is slightly lighter
>>202606342>>202606342>>202606342New
>>202606399You ain't spinster!
>>202606387better than the original
