bunble bee edition>>202606342previous
america yah
>>202610011is vegas that cool? I have seen deals online you can pay like a few hundred bucks even for like 3-4 nights at a hotel with flights included
>>202610030Hallo
the bread is warm enough to slice, I repeat, we are bready to slice!!
>>202610037yes / depends.If you go with a bunch of friends and all that it's quite fun. It's also pretty cheap, flight is 260 roundtrip, although the strip is expensive.
Spinster how do I stop hating women
>be my cousin>have a wife and kids and nice house>dad lives with you for half the year every year>dad is known for being an asshole>2020 comes>dad stays longer than usual, violating agreement >wife becomes furious>wife gets in massive argument with dad that results in him leaving>he cuts you and your kids out of his inheritance (he's worth millions)>you also have to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to remove his stake of ownership on your houseGlad I'm not my cousin
>>202610064>>202610063good posts
>>202610063cut me a slice >>202610064this is what i looked like earlier
>>202610074I'm gonna go eventually. I just have other priorities right now. I don't really like gambling. I really want to do it once for the experience at least.Have you ever went to Omega Mart in vegas? It looks really cool
>>202610077nta but women are not a monolith sweeping generalizations are pretty useless, you should hate individuals instead of groups. don’t throw the baby out with the bath water
o algo
>>202610081i am surprised by much hatred is within american families. everyone sticks together where i come from
>>202610077jason is spinny
>>202610077talk to them you stupid face
>>202610120>where i come fromand that is where?
They sang Hail to the Commanders instead of the Redskins on the radio and I got #triggered
202610120let me guess food is very important in your culture
Better question is how do I stop loving women? This has only brought me misery
>>202610120I guarantee there are divided, toxic families where you come from, just like everywhere else on earth.
>>202610155gotta turn cold hearted, like my father.
>>202610099Yeah it's definitely worth going to at least once. Even if you're not into gambling it's close to hoover damn and the grand canyon, plus there's tons of shit to do.Last time I was there my buddies went to area 15 where omega mart is buy they didn't go into it lol...then later they figured out it's the main attraction. I skipped it cause I couldn't sleep the first night so I took a nap
>>202610155take your ashwagandha. i mostly want to kill women with hand tools
>take your ashwagandha. i mostly want to kill women with hand tools
Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada
>>202610172That sounds cool, man. Hopefully you can check it out next time. Hope you have a good time
>>202610196i look like this and say this
Feeling schleepy
>soyjaksCalifornia hours
>>202610226good to shleep, baby boy
Hawaiian pizza is gross thoughever
>>202610226take an eep then silly
>>202610158reality is that american families are far more divided. only americans understand the boomer meme because boomers are the ones taking out reverse mortgages so they don't have to give a single penny to their children
>>202610237Gotta be the most unfunny shit ever
>>202610247>>202610253Good night
you are of your father the devil
>>202610250You invented it.
>>202610272night bud
>>202610272good night eeper
>>202610250It's not but it loses all it's value when cold or heated up
reminded me of you guys
any of you hoe ass niggas know anything about making custom artwork for a fight stick? /vg/ was worthless
Do you have violent intrusive thoughts?
>>202610402mostly sepuku
>>202610402they’re not violent but yes
>>202610402no never
>>202610202yeah we might check it out, depends on who comes. we're going to an NFL game is the main reason for the trip so that'll be a blast
what are we gooning to tonight
pro-tip: don't go on /sp/turbo heterosexualityi prefer cum with other homos like myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONxp_lLXWGk
>>202610455futa as per usual
>>202610490
I'm about to tickle your bussy but you can only use an object within arms reach to stop me
I hate acai bowls, I hate people that enjoy acai bowls, and I hate the word "acai"
would you suck a trans womans dick
im not here this isnt happening
>>202610518Nope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1H8Eu9ZDQA
>>202610473that early 80s synth pop just hits different
Covfeve's ready.
>>202610507they are pretty overrated i agree
Is it worth spending money on dating apps
>>202610521i would if shes hot
A racist lifted weights tonight
>>202610539no I didnt
>>202610518if they're hot enough i'd consider it
>>202610518no but under certain circumstances i would let one suck my dick. and that's as far as i'd go
>>202610546what if shes really hot
>>202610539Umm I already did this morning sweaty
>>202610554No vaginaNo attraction
if you guys are racist why would you come to /int/ - International where you will inherently meet people from different races and ethnic backgrounds
>>202610575iron sharpens iron
>>202610575are you implying they arent racist too?
>>202610574she will
>>202610575I don't come to /int/ I come to /cum/
>>202610569kind of spooky what’s the backstory >>202610575im not racist
>>202610575I like to speak to foreigners online but i don't want to live near brown people and people who don't speak english.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwG6g5boyF4
there's an omegle tag used exclusively by myself and a girl from albania. we match all the time and are developing a nice rapport
>>202610595me in the middle i have bedhead
>>202610596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzq15y2J4UM
>>202610588I don't know the backstory I just saved it because I liked it
>>202610592Secular and Christian Iranians and Arabs are based
>>202610609does she have a nice penis
I want to go back to the hopeful optimism of the late 80'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7vNdAb5e4
>>202610609just add her on discord
>>202610612
>>202610651is it just me or is he a little chunky
>>202610647if i ask for her discord and she doesn't have one i'll look supremely autistic. i like the nature of our conversations how they are anyway
>>202610670dont cry when she stops going on omegle
>>202610666he's a qtpi
>>202610670WhatsappInstagram Snapchat
might shaveidk
>>202610708shave what
>>202610708what body part
>>202610678i like his lil ears>>202610708do it anon im about to take my bath too
>>202610708too much effort
>>202610708?
Is it a red flag if a girls legs are frequently kind of hairy? Like a little bit past stubble? It makes me worry that she might neglect other parts of her hygiene
I WANT TO BE SEXY TO SOMEONE IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK
Sober tonightHave some events later this week and want to ensure I'm in good shape mentally. First sober night in at least five days
>>202610735are you conventionally attractive?
>>202610733who cares it's not a big deal
>>202610733you watch too much porn
>>202610738im 9 days sober haha
>>202610575This is why people prefer anonymous internet interactions. Because you meet them irl and your like shit this mfs a soy ass faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLq4DB9egb8*siiiiiiip*yepjust don't make vidya like they used to
>>202610732>>202610729>>202610721>>202610719>>202610718stubble. im too lazy to care for it after 4 days
Might look into doing real estate
>>202610778i mean if it’s bothering you go for it anon
>>202610778thats what your mom said when you were born
>>202610738>>202610761happy for you both it’s good to know when to take a break
>>202610818like becoming an agent?it's not a terrible career but it's definitely the kind where the top 10% earn 90% of the money. you'll likely be picking for scraps.
feeling hopeful for mamala
>>202610826I was thinking of it as a side job
>>202610845in that case it's a good side gig
drinking milk
i think i would make a good president would you guys vote for me my first policy would be to give every cum user 5 million dollars btw
>>202610862thanks
>>202610852I heard there's flexibility too and you can choose your workload.
>>202610876where are you going to get those $50-$100M from (assuming there are 10-20 unique posters)?
>>202610741SEXY TO SOMEBODY WOULD IT BE YOU OR I NEED A REASON TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
>>202610901i would just make a law called the ‘feed hungry children act’ that gives a bunch of money for free school lunches nationwide but also has the cum user stimulus package attached to it nobody in their right mind would vote against the “fees hungry kids” law
>>202610081>be my cousin>uncle a known alcoholic stays at his house also his dad>cousin has a religious wife she's qt but too naive>cousin sends me a message because he thinks his wife is fucking his dad>don't think about it because i just dismissed it as a cuck fantasy from him>he caught them cause he installed some spy cams>his wife gets fucked like 3 times a day>also she's pregnant and he hasn't told any of them that he knowsDon't live with your dad if you're married i guess
>>202610939fake and gay
>>202610939what the fuck
>>202610939just like in my hentai doujin
>>202610504NEVER GOON
>>202610005I got home late so the dinner is going to be pretty light. But it’s nice.
>>202610939lol
>>202610890yeah, if you have some targets set and don't push yourself it can be pretty lax. in my state agents get 3% commission so selling a single 350k house (which is about average across the country) nets you 10k. in bigger cities with more expensive houses, that gets higher. my understanding is that seller agents have a much easier time of things since they are selling a known quantity instead of having to walk a buyer through 30+ properties. only downside there is that it might take a few months to make the deal whereas buyer agents can usually get things done quickly.
>>202611019wot dat?
Devoured a bowl of pasta and chugged a glass and a half of milk and now I feel bloated and fat
>>202611066Looks like el monterey frozen burritos and beer, maybe fat tire
>>202610819i think it looks like shit but people have told me to try growing it for at least a month. these people are my manager at work (60 yo lady) and my mom
>>202611112those are some of the worst burritos
>>202611147Flavorless but cheap
>>202611137boomers dont know shit
>>202611099That's what you get for drinking full fat milk.
>>202611045In my state it looks like 5-6%. Even if I sell a cheap 260k house that nets me a pretty penny.
>>202611163I put Diablo sauce on it. It taste like something now.
>>202611193only if he's intolerant
>>202610769I was gonna watch this a few days ago thanks
>>202611205He said he was feeling bloated not shitting his brains out. He's just fat because he's American. It's ok, I'm fat too. We can be fat together. Let's work on losing the chub together, and our first step can be drinking 2% milk instead of homo/whole/3.25% milk. (American milk is disgusting and full of hormones and antibiotics anyways.)
Lads it's pretty crazy when you notice how much raunchier JAV has gotten in the last few years or so. Pissing is now a totally normal staple of a JAV and puke is becoming more and more normalized.
>>202611266I was drinking whole milk but Im not fat
>>202611137all that matters is how you feel about it so if you think it looks bad then you don’t have to have it
>>202611268this is really cool
White women are killing the white race. They are bitches and refuse to have kids so the white men are going for the other races like Asians, Latinas, and blacks. It’s literally over.
ok it’s bath time now that my stomach is okay again
can you imagine being one of these guys that's played gta online for the last 10 years
I heart Canadian dairy.
someone post the cats being tortured webms
Blasted way past my calorie limit today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV4uhNWnyzo
>>202611393
shut the fuck up
you cant make this shit upfunniest fucking thing I ever seen, morty
>>202611427>>202611453Bagged milk isn't a thing out west, aka the true Canada.
Just obliterated a spider on my bed.
uhhhh HERRO PREASE, THAT IS NOT *REAR* CANADAWE DO NOT USE BAGS FOR OUR MIRK, WESTERN DOGS
>>202611495it's no longer the chinese century
>Enter the Us legally becaise I have Yuro passport>Stay in sanctuary city>Marry some chubby corn fructose 28 year old girl for greencard.It's that simple isn't it?
why americans always seething at canada
>>202611513Correct. It's the jeet century.
THATS RIGHT GO BACK TO JERSEY
Almost every muscle in my body is sore bros
>>202611526is it only me or there are far fewer chinese posting from this cunt?
>>202611545lmao have you tried not being a fatty
>>202611180>>202611296yeah>>202611519yeah
>>202611549I'm white. Here's my hand to prove it. That lil mark above the 2 is supposed to be an apostrophe lol.
>day month year
>>202611617janny is NOT gonna like this
>tattoo2/10 would not receive handjob from
>>202611617me thinks you're replying to the wrong poster
>>202611617that's a swarthy mena hand though
>>202611652Cope nigga!
>>202611549i larp as a jeet now
>>202611676post your nails
why are they like this >>202608161
>>202611703Hold on I'm gonna cut them first.
>>202611637Saving, keking, and sneeding.
Ipecac, now there's a word!
>>202611717kek
>>202611730that's something about cement or something
>>202611676**cums on your hand**hope you dont mind :)
>>202611747Your mom is cement or something
>>202611747It's a drug that makes you vomit, used to treat poison in the olden days. Not really used anymore
>walk into any supermarket>pistachio cream and nut covered choccy bar for 0.60 euroeuros dont suffer
My testicles have grown
connections is a 404wtf what do i do now
>>202611794I don't eat things attached to wooden sticks because the texture of wood in my mouth makes me want to scream
Why do we have wingsIf they just crash and burn
>>202611818i dont have wings
>>202611805play a real fucking game instead of this normie shit
>dreading the thought of paying electric bill after weeks of hot weather>check current usage and amount due>-$2Thank you commiefornia
>>202611831>real gameit's just a daily puzzlewhat a retarded thing to seethe about
>>202611841dont you have a credit card?
need a cosplaying gf
The nail clippers I currently have access to are shit so I wasn't really able to cut them but here ya go.
When are they mailing out ballots? What the fr*ck
gross
bath was successful but brief cause i'm ravenously hungry
Am I white?
>>202611891weird ass looking fingers
>>202610862enjoy buddy>>202611891they look fine anon don't let them pick on you
you're all swarthy pacos, it's so over
>>202611917**cums on your hand**:)
>>202611919I got really short fingers. It's a condition I'm sure of it. Nothing I can control.
>>202611937quit being racist you goober
>>202611941I'm a swarthy Stavros Milonokopolis
>>202611879that's a 3d cg thoever
>>202611951Meant for >>202611937
>>202611958imagine it wasn't
>>202612028
>>202612039I have a friend that I need to send this too
benadryl is kicking ingn
>>202612064night
VGH
>>202612064good nightyou shouldn't use that stuff long term for sleep though it can give you alzheimers
>>202612090hi seal anonpretty picture i would have a picnic here if the stinkyness of the seals would permit it
Just a reminder if you are having weird page refresh issues is not intelligence agencies intercepting your connection
>>202612028epicinternetgf has a similar body, i'm sure there are other thots out there like that too
>>202612039not horny, i just like women
I'm drinking covfefe so expect me to be here all night.
>>202612072>>202612093use what
>>202612064night bud
Garlic and Onion, name a better duo
>>202612160salt and pepper
>>202612160meth and porn
>>202612139benadryl, you shouldn't use it long term for years because it can give you alzheimers and dementia >>202612160bread and butter
>>202612160messsican bummy and my pp
>>202612160My balls your faceor perhapsMy dick your mom's vagina
>>202612135that's cool but you don't have to share everyone already knows you are a regular gooner
>>202612113Hey It's a great place for a picnic, but there aren't any picnic tables so maybe its a walk and snack kind of thing. They were only revoltingly stinky in one section where you are closest to them, it's fine for the most part.
where do you feel at home /cum/?
>>202612179You should stuff your balls into a pussy sometime. It hurts at first but then it feels really good
>>202612160alcohol and my 2011 corolla
>>202612160I literally can'tBased
>>202612204ummm wat
>>202612192why? you got a problem with it? is it triggering your dysphoria or something?
>>202612197i looked like that earlier on the top rightcute pic, yeah i wouldn't bring a whole picnic spread probably. picnics are best had in a calm meadow with lots of wildflowers anyway
>>202612204I'll stuff your mom's Oreo cookies you piece of shit
>>202612220You spread the pussy with one hand and get a ball to the mouth of the vagina then push it in with your thumb. Feels good
>>202612224don't ever compare me to those people
dick in your butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jZLYF7WNKs
>>202612245this is one of those sort of randomly generated word posts that i was laughing about the other day
My mom got me a bag of these I'm so happy.
>>202612245No thanks, that sounds so awkward and uncomfortable
>>202612288what's a croquant
>>202612290don't worry girls love it broham
>>202612309crunchy in french
>>202612290Its cool. if a girl does kegels and stuff its like her bajingo is sucking on the ball trying to milk them. A strong vag can probably rip a nut off. The risk is part of what makes it so hot
>>202612245sounds painful. ill pass.
>>202612357???
gonna go take a poo
>>202612433thanks for the update
>>202612433I don't believe youPics or it didnt happen
Poop has corn in it
I just ordered a bunch of snacks from 7-11 using Uber Eats. We are living in the future
>>202612476i got door dash to pick up some stuff from cvs for me earlier, i love it
>>202612491Damn CVS open at this time of night would be nice
>>202612515You don't have a 24 hour one near you?
>>202612515it was earlier while i was contending with a really bad tummy achei got ginger ale and tums delivered
decided against the poopgonna extend my nopoop for one more day
Eastern belief systems say that fapping drains your life energy
>>202612552very sweet
>>202612552>we isolated ourselves, you understandNo, I do not understand. You isolated and then what?
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>202612587well you knowthey made whoopee
>>202612603good night have this opal
>>202612624I gave your mom an opal necklace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v15fby4ysJY
>>202612696I'm going to slap you
It’s so terrible that we live at the same time of two massive genocides but we’re conditioned to only care about one. One day, humanity will win.
>>202612675that's nice of you
Huh did you know there are certain webm that are auto banned? Accidentally clicked one trying to upload something else and was immediately banned
>>202612774must have been something pretty heinous
>>202612774Which ones?I got a few webms that get auto upload failed, but never banned for them.
>>202612696Cinnamoroll is a good creature
>>202612774I just get "Error: Upload failed."
>>202612778>>202612794No it's just this short midget guy who's running around naked in Brazil, it's pretty funny actually. Fucking annoying that it's an auto ban though
>>202612838He was only 17 years and 364 days old when that was filmed you monster
>>202612798he is a dog, they don't specify on it any further than calling him a 'puppy' but in my headcanon he's one of those fluffy white poodles but he can also fly with his ears and poodles can't really do that, but he was born in the clouds and accidentally fell down and landed at 'cafe cinnamon' and they gave him the nickname cinnamoroll because his tail resembles a cinnamon roll
>>202612715Muslims are anti-human anti-life though.
>>202612866Thanks for the lore dump
>>202612552Rarest kind of African.
>>202612913no prob bob
>>202612916I think those are Melanesians, but I could be wrong
>>202612866Hello Kitty is a girl. I doubt that Cinnamon Roll is a dog.
>>202612980Your mom is a girl
>>202612980this went viral recently but they have already put something out on this>In 2014 an anthropologist was told by Sanrio that Kitty White was not simply a cat (i.e. "depicted on all fours"), describing her as a little English girl called Kitty White, from outside London.>Following reports that interpreted this to mean she was human, a Sanrio PR representative said that the organization had "never said she was a human", explaining anthropomorphization by comparing the character to Mickey Mouse: "No one would mistake the Disney character for a human–but at the same time he's not quite a mouse. >Just like Hello Kitty isn't a human, she's not quite a cat either." Sanrio stated further, "Hello Kitty was done in the motif of a cat. It's going too far to say that Hello Kitty is not a cat."
>>202613034Sanrio lore is serious business
NOW PAUSE THE MOVIE CAUSE WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY TO Y'ALL IS SO DAMN TWISTEDNOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN THIS CABINET BUT THE MAN IS A MIDGET
I like Keropi
thread dead, it's officially goon o'clock
Ryan Murphy shouldn't be allowed to make any more TV shows >>202613108I like the dog one
I NAME MY BABY MONIQUE CUH IT MO' UNIQUE YA HURRR?
Very little things I could care less about than this sanrio shit
>>202613131Have you ever said anything positive in this general?
>>202613147>>202613147>>202613147
>>202613108good choice not the most popular so i respect it >>202613125is it pompompurin? i love him too
