Songs from the Big Chair edition
poo smells lmao
Sir Boring Cunt
>>202636298bit gay innit
>>202636298sir kill yourselfer
earlydogshit
I returned the sausages
Sir Rune Scaper
Sir Vennegoor of Hesselink
why is everyone posting about sausages what did I miss?
currently taking a poo at the in laws and trying to not poo too loudly
>>202636396keir starmer has called for the return of the sausages from gaza
The link between motorcycle riding and psychopathy is well establish.
What's your favourite Bob Dylan album lads?
>>202636409And their janny handlers subsubedition
My fat obese sister shit her pants and is now washing them in the kitchen sink by hand
Ban all chippies until the sausages are returned
>>202636409based racismlad
take the piss
>>202636442No she isn't
i reckon chipolatas are my fav sausage.
>>202636442Sir Unemployed Man
>>202636437Master of Pupets
>>202636442Her brother is wearing a dress.
>>202636409alri racismlad
>>202636437The one where he's whining whilst playing a harmonica
>>202636298stop making this editionstop making early newsin fact, stop existing
>>202636396sir keil basa said sausages instead of hostages while suggesting a cease fire in gaza hes hated rn so its being used to humiliate him further, plus pretty much every side of the conflict hates him for itlefties and shitskins hate him for being proisrael, jews and zogbots dont think hes taking it seriously enough and normal brits dont want him yapping on about israeli hostage sausages while the country is invaded by nigger vermin
get the sausages negotiated
I WANT MY FUCKING SAUSAGES BACK
Sir Bob Zimmerman
sacked tranny's obese sister sex arse (now in pooey edition)
sir blade runner
It is so easy to rattle the runt cage hereI have every little incel here dancing to my tune like I’m the pied piper lmfao
>>202636509WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR SAUSAGES BACK
>>202636442Either youre recycling gimmicks or she has ibsWhich is it
Kikes and pakis playing hot potato with a pork sausage on the gaza border
asked on a date by a relatively attractive american and still said nohow is it even possible to be this autistic
>>202636490good lad
Love female orcs (FEMALES WITH VAGINAS NOT FUTANARI)
>>202636298
mushing the gazan sausage hostages between my toes
>>202636442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek
>>202636542It's because of her atrocious diet. She has constant diarrhoea and uses a whole roll of toilet paper per poo.
force the muslim immigrants to eat sausage butties to integrate into british society
theres so many black people in africa
Sir Next Hyper
sudden intense craving for sosij
>>202636579You know why that is?
Sir VHS Machine
Sausage is not a meme!!
>>202636571what's he got to say?
Put bacon on a mosque door you get five years behind barsCall jews pork sausages and they make you prime minister
Sir Early Onset
>>202636594presumably because our ancient prehistorical ancestors had the forethought to send them all back
Sir Gato Urgente
who took sir pork starmers sausages?
did the man say the word wrong?
get the sausages done
serious question though, could this be the sign of early onset dementia?
Welcome to your lifeThere's no turning backEven while we sleepWe will find youActing on your best behaviourTurn your back on mother natureEverybody wants to rule the worldIt's my own designIt's my own remorseHelp me to decideHelp me make the mostOf freedom and of pleasureNothing ever lasts foreverEverybody wants to rule the worldThere's a room where the light won't find youHolding hands while the walls come tumbling downWhen they do I'll be right behind youSo glad we've almost made itSo sad they had to fade itEverybody wants to rule the worldI can't stand this indecisionMarried with a lack of visionEverybody wants to rule the worldSay that you'll never never never never need itOne headline why believe it?Everybody wants to rule the worldAll for freedom and for pleasureNothing ever lasts foreverEverybody wants to rule the world
are there more africans than aboriginals in australia
>>202636563Segue kek
>>202636666Sir check these
de pop wank on the cards
>>202636578integrate muslims into society by sending them to rwanda and forgetting they exist because theyre smelly and annoying
of all the words to say, in all the contexts, this has to be up there with the most humorous
where's got the sausages on lad?
sir smoked kielbasa
This sausage "gimmick" isn't funny
the gf got some tattoos
Watch out mate! That blokes trying to steal your cookie!
five out of five baby
TOTAL SHITALIEN DEATH
>>202636612miau miau miau miau miau
me? literally Tom from Myspace
Sir Dior Sauvage
>>202636691You've never made anyone laugh or smile you have no friends your family hates you and everyone here wishes you were dead
>>202636706magic trick?
>>202636700Rorke won't understand this
>>202636691does it remind you that you have a dick between your legs?
>>202636662
sir creamed onion
popping down to the Aldi in Shrewsbury lads you want anything?
that bloke thinks he's a woman
spreading my cheeks and spraying diarrheoah everywhereit's an old one, but it needed to be said
>>202636714>we come in p-ACK
>>202636691alri sir sausage haver
>>202636698does it mean she is into bestiality?
Sir Trout Fillet
Sir Dubs Checker
Sir Gray Alien
you don't see segways anymore
sir richmond extra thick
Hate Labour, bunch of capitalist neoliberal zionist demons
humiliation ritual
Sir Cum Sizer
sausage gimmick. funny.
That said, I do like flavoured sausages. Like the caramelised onion ones or sweet chilli ones etc.
>>202636758 >we come in p-ACKfrom what ive heard about britain p-ACKs come in you
>>202636728just the one yeah
If you were a landed noble in the 1200s what would your house's coat of arms be?
Sir Chutney Ferret
>>202636748yeah some of those cookies with hazelnut filling
>>202636785replaced by e-scooters
>>202636755*cleans it up*This next post will be about british culture
>>202636660depends on how you define abo, a lot of people are officially considered abo by government census takers even if they're only like a quarter or lessalso, even if you don't have a single drop of abo blood, you can say you do and they're not allowed to scrutinise you about it, it's a good way to get extra gibs from the government if you're willing to compromise your conscience
>>202636823Cock and balls
>>202636806we know you love sausages mate. you're a man in a dress.
>>202636823Thinking a thistle as I'm Scottish
Sir Lathe Operator
>>202636799>every mild inconvenience is a humiliation ritual directed at me specificallyyou arent important
>>202636823Sausages Rampant on a Field of HP Sauce
My sore throat has slightly improved. By maybe 5% from earlier?
Sir Chorizo Confiscator
sir prawn cocktail
>>202636625Nope. They're black because God dipped them in chocolate because white women love chocolate (and also it's poisonous to dogs). White women love dogs and that's why they stayed with us up until the 1970s.
>KLARC
EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE IS A BUMDER---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>202636882Try sucking less cocks
back from getting baccy lads. $160 for 50g of tobacco, 2 packs of filters, and a 5 pack of papers.
>>202636882Get a new gimmick
>>202636823the pepsi logo
>>202636823
We're all rusty cogs trapped in the gut of a dying machine.
GET YOUR NOB OUT GET YOUR NOB OUT GET YOUR NOB OUT FOR THE LADS
you can't just put "sir" in front of two words
>>202636852so do you think there's more abo dna floating around or african
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------EVERYBODY ABOVE THIS LINE IS A NONCE
loves bumming and getting bummed me
This is the man telling you to stop having a lovely fag and a pint after work before going home to eat your sausages.
>>202636823an homoerotic drawing of a mouse
>>202636933you're a man
Sir Could Woulda Shoulda
>>202636823Something just absurdly racistLike real mask off racist shit gruesome paki deathIts the height of the crusades so itd go down well and all my spare money would be spent on funding the production of dead shitskins in the east
need a random +44 phone number for an emergency contact for school
Sir Two Worder
Sir Jimmy Saville
>>202636903can't you grow baccy down there? why is it so expensive?
sir hebridean nonce
EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE IS A CUTE GIRL---------------------------------------------------------------
mental how the US country code is +1we really are the main character
we used to make ascii art on this boardnow you have lines drawn in the sand declaring you a bumder nonce
>>202637008Smartest American
Anyone fancy a bit of my minge?
>>202636976look in the yellow pages
>>202636903What the fuck where do you live thats more than even me
just had my daily shagwank (shagging my hands in a specific particularly difficult sex position)legs weren't as tired so the last week of practice is definitely improving my performance, and the stretching is no doubt helping toosoon enough it'll be as comfy as doggy or missionary and I'll be ready to try it out in the wild again, but with much better results
>>202636941i honestly don't know, i'd say probably abo but i'm only about 60% sure of that
>>202637030Bahaha didnt think about that desu
Sir Christopher Poole
>>202636823swastika
>>202637049we definitely have more indians than indians
>>202636933Go outside and make some friends I am begging you
slapping my boivaries and gooning
>>202636954me in anglesey
---------------------------------------------------------------EVERYBODY ABOVE THIS LINE IS A MAN IN A DRESS
+--^----------,--------,-----,--------^-, | ||||||||| `--------' | O `+---------------------------^----------| `\_,---------,---------,--------------' / XXXXXX /'| /' / XXXXXX / `\ /' / XXXXXX /`-------' / XXXXXX / / XXXXXX /(________( `------' Steer Karmer's head looks like a good place for a bullet
Sir Can Drinker
Sir Pork Scratchings
ser wt snacks
Sir Chummy Bumder
Not sure he's allowed to say that
live, laugh, loveand if that doesn't work?load, aim, and fire
sir daily stormer
>>202637116greetings
sir sir sir
>>202636823Azure, a bend vert
>sir X Y-erah yes, very funny, very original
Sir stupid fucking spastic
>>202637103you could get arrested for this post, unironically
madam keir starmer
I'm unemployed.
Sir Adolf Hitler
>>202637191You're free*
I undercooked my rice
>>202637188no I can't be quiet
>>202637144Good evening. I'm having a lovely local lagered ale and have to work until 9pm tonight. Got the drum n bass on, too.
sir brit spammer
sir rice cooker
>>202637191ktim
Starmer just announced a hillsborough ‘law for liverpool’ lmao as if i couldnt hte him more hes soending time and money simping for the violent irish thugs that got us banned from european football for an entire generation of talent
sir yank farmer
Sir Gas Boiler
>>202637207free to wallow around in poverty
sir bum pooer
>>202637216you don't like your rice a bit al dente m8? i do x
sir kek lel
Sir Gimmick Hater
>>202637121
Just accepted that I’ll never be a normal person ever
sir weed killer
Sir Madri Drinker
sir four channer
Just want a job which doesn't make me want to kill myself and to go home to my own place afterwards and be able to afford bills and food. Don't think that's asking too much.But no. Can't have a bloody sausage in this world.
rorke shaking his arse and singing "one sacked tranny, there's only one sacked tranny" with his full 2009 bolton away kit on
Sir Private Boxer
Sir Pol Pot
just chmelt a fanny
>>202637273
>>202637258bit too al dente for me didn't realise brown rice needed so long I cooked it for 20 minutes until all the water boiled ffs
Sir Queer Farmer
Sir Hideo Kojimer
>>202637246i would believe it if there were rumours that hideo kojima is a virginapprently he has one kid but i reckon it could be a michael jackson situation where there's no way that kid is actually his
sir silly sosij
>>202637273Sir Kek Samer
Sir Hiroshima Nagasaki
sir fat bastard
>>202637334
>>202637327oh yeah brown rice takes ages, half an hour minimum, i'd just stick to basmati, or buy it pre-cooked in a packet
Anyone got a sore throat remedy?
>>202637191sir im unemployed
in fact we must:>technology>climate change>the aging population>the movement of peoplethis is a time when great forces demand a decisive government prepared to face the future. we can see that again, in the middle east today. so i call again, for restraint and de-escalation, at the border between lebanon and israel. Again again, all partists to pull back from the brink. I call again for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza, the RETURN OF THE SAUSAGES
>black man makes a song about how he’s totally not the father of a child>we're meant to believe it
I love chmelling fannies
>>202637370tea
>>202637370
>>202637370Bleach
sir dole scrounger
Can we finally admit Tom Cruise is based?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFgF1JPNR5E
Sir Anal Doucher
>>202637370hot whiskey and honey
Got a pimple on my cock
>>202637216I bought a small rice cooker because I got sick of doing it on the hob, you can still cock it up a bit but not that much.
rorke in his 2009 bolton away kit from thailand leftypol in his current season arsenal kit with his name on the back
>>202637370Semen
Sir Dole Waller
How does sacked tranny hide his sausage then lads?
keir starmer is kept alive by adrenochrome and his sheer hatred for the british folk
the D&D session got cancelled so I suppose I'll just drink instead
sir pier fisher
LETS GO CRINGEMAXXLETS GO CRINGEMAXXLOOK THERES SOME OOFY DOOFY UNITED SUPPORTERSLETS GO BEAT THEM UP
>>202637473between his buns
Sir Rug Muncher
Kier Starmer would allow Britain to be nuked into a radioactive pile of dust beneath the North Atlantic if it meant saving Israel
sir file manager
sir scratch golfer
>>202637473Tuck it in between his legs and then shove the tip up his arse
>>202637507Have noticed trannies tend to have large knobs
>>202637455rorke being a full kit wanker because he doesn't know about itleftypol being a full kit wanker "ironically"
>>202637449i dont vote
poo barmer takes a poo out of the toilet bowl and barms it
rorke singing "the referees a wanker" before the match even starts
>>202637529sacked tranny looks like THIS?!
mad how tay tay settled for some slightly gay looking white nfl player when she could have been bouncing on 9 inch darkwood nfl nightsticks after games instead
sir cobalt miner
>>202637513Who wouldn't?
>>202637273why would you want to be normal anyway?
>>202637547kek
Whenever I get sick I just tell myself I'm not sick and I stop being sick. Works every time.
le thin hair chin man
Sir Nigger
sir stolen sausage
>>202637587precambrian gimmick
Sir Cock Lopper
garza
>>202637545dont think his merry band of feral niggers will care about that as the machete takes another chunk out of your torso
sir video poker
>>202637587hair just got thin
might cook my tea soonveggie burgers and chips
>There's no such thing as a chemical imbalance
sir kier gaza
would you like to taste my penis?
sir brain eater
https://youtu.be/JEo1e0ZJS1c
Rorke logging onto mumsnet and writing about how he hates mixed race babies and single mothers.
>>202637666he was so real for this
Been sick all day. The gf offered to come around and "look after me ;)" but if I shat the bed or vomitted mid-blowie I doubt she would ever respect me again
Sir Tranny Spammer
sir rorke
sir "sir" filterer
>>202636298>applied to 40 jobs on indeed>and online>only 4 interviewsWorst part is i tried to go in person to make my dad happy but all i got was "go on the website or indeed"
>>202637643but they would care if i voted for him?
lying in bed, calm and sereneand racistly hating niggers again
>>202637708i have nothing but respect for this brave individual trying to save his life
can't even wank over em anymore or solicit themwoke madness
>>202637697craig charles looking well
>>202637706yh like ordering house cleaning and do most of the work out of anxiety of what the maid will think
>>202637724>i tried to go in personwhy lmaotell your dad he's a clueless and should go kill himself
Being a tranny is a mental illness and we, society are literally to blame for its spread across the world because we pander to these people. Back in my day you'd be sanctioned by your GP and we would literally chase you in the street and give you what's what
Sir Extraction Fan
sir fun haver
Sir fixed odds betting terminal
>>202637702Anon, anon, anon, you're glib.
trying to think of business ideas its doing my head in
sir vestibule of the ear starmer
Sir Pulled Pork
sir willy wanker
sir sausage poo
>>202637800business idea: AI that generates business ideas
>>202637666>>202637702Why is scientologyberg infiltrating /brit/ for the past week or two?I know your fucking games palWorship Xenus fat alien cock all you want but don't bring that shit to /brit/
>>202637800air taxman
>>202637426no because he's a scientologist and probably a psychopath
>>202637775because my step mom threw a fit when i told her that if i went in person to ask for a job they will tell me to go look online
>>202637800ask chat gpt
Rorke losing a game of Simon says to a bunch of children
>>202637800Sausage Return Inc.
return the sausages now
sir business idea starmer
>>202637730you’re being fascetious again leftypol
Sir Tom Cruiser
>>202637826Scientology is Aryan, Faustian, Nietzschean, Pornpilled and Fascist.
>>202637826don't be retardeddrugs are for mugs
Sir Bellend Bruiser
>>202636660there are about 3 times as many noongas in australia as there are african blacks
sir bruce seething
she took the sausages
sir new threader
Here's a business idea for you:Stick your hand in your pocket and take some bloody refugees /brit/
>>202637906Feels like all the african nigger scum live by me in Melbourne desuNever used to be racist until I had to live near them
Having a wedding looks awful, can't think of anything worse than some fucking dinner party I can't escape from. If I ever get married it'll be a tiny one.
Lads. I've got an idea.
new barmer
the infant death count thing is such a victory for muslims and third worldists in general, not just because the demographics itself or the causalities but because the word gaza especially how arabs say it sounds like a kid's name. whereas israel is a common old jewish man's name so right off the bat it just sounds like a old man smacking a child or biting its penis as they prefer
>fascetious
>>202637958wait until you see what it's like in abo towns in the outback, houses literally have cages for women and children to lock themselves in in case the man comes home drunk and tries to rape them
>>202637826frequented a forum in the mid 2000s that had scientologists coming in and derailing discussions if you talked about them or xenukicker is new accounts paid for same day accsses KEK
>>202636298>>202638008>>202638008>>202638008>>202638008>>202638008go men go
Sir Get The New Made
>>202638032>>202638032>>202638032
gonna make the new, just give me 254 seconds
is this guy campaigning lol
>>202638029>>202638044bit torn about this one, the first is the first but it's also a yank edition with non-standard formatting
>>202637776Try that shit with me mate I'd kick you up the head. I do taekwondo.
