rupert sheldrake edition
>>202642729Fascists are depraved weirdos.
cronem are active
Major oof. We're a country of dullards.
>>202651857Makes sense considering how close you are to becoming one, natbolmong
get the mindless minority out of britain
>>202651875Candace dick get Hawk Tuah'ed on?
>>202651875Big grifter energy
fucking hell i hate america i fucking hate this shithole i would rather be born in northern england than this hellhole
>>202651790here's Merlin, Rupert's son, eating his own bookhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJfDaIVl-tE
>>202651433Can do that if you're also genetically predisposed to be that way. Environmental triggers. Some kids can be exposed to the same traumas as those that help make neurotic people neurotic and come out antisocial and sociopathic etc.
I used to console myself with "at least a partner has never cheated on me". I now realise that cheating on someone requires you to at least care about them enough to want to conceal your cheating and remain in a relationship. I don't think anyone I've been with cared enough about me to cheat on me, they would have broken up with me long before then. I am not desirable enough to cheat on. I find this revelation quite depressing.
feeling a little sneezy ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myaafXacb10
Oh yeah but IQ and openness, I'm not the yank you were NOT quoting. The link is probably due to smart kids having an easier time figuring new things out and not getting hurt by them. All leads to hormone replacement and handing out Nazi pamphlets these days. Fitness reducing. Closed minded and <80 IQ = fitness explosion.
i'm unemployed
We really need to bring back some /soul/ to country music.https://youtu.be/d2aeRg_yMSE4qgdpYTenyuqAhpy&t=8
>>202651947I am a mess of a human compared to you. Have you done well for yourself?
>discuss politics with /brit/ intellectuals>get banned by the jan man>discuss politics on /pol/>michelle obama penis jews jews jews qanon pizzagate chemtrails how do we fix this?
>>202652042just discuss it on reddit like a normal person
>>202652027Not really. Not yet.... only mid-30s
>>202651945looks delicious
>>202652060looks delicious
>>202652059Then I don't think your psychometric profile describes you at all
>>202652027Tell us your story though, high IQ low openness or what's going on?
>27 years on this godforsaken planet>my net worth is barely 200kbloody sad state of affairs
>>202652088FOYTC
>>202652079I'd rather not disclose my psychometric profile on a sight like this but yeah, 90+ percentile openness, low in conscientiousness, 90+ percentile neuroticism
>>202652042How is pizzagate still just a conspiracy when the Epstein shit is public knowledge?because they did it on an island instead of in a pizza place?I feel like the elites sex trafficking children and locking them away in rape dungeons was the important part of the theory, not the exact geographic location they did it in
>>202652076That wasn't mine I just leapt in
>>202652079>>202651344>>202651380are you talking about pic rel? the 40th percentile for intellect/imagination means i lean more towards intellect than imagination, but am overall near the norm
Do I have hope for this little one
>>202652103Sounds based, you'll be fine
>>202652040>RESULTS FOR FICTIONAL CHARACTERGoogle's gone Rorke
>>202652119Sorry that was my fault I didn't see conscientiousness :D
>>202652119got 126 when I did that test on the left a few years agopretty sure if I did it now I'd get around 90
>>202652177I did an actual in person test when I got my ADHD diagnosis and it was 135.I was on 4 hours sleep so it probably would've been higher, but my memory/processing speed was tanked
Morning all
>>202651790It's Benedict Cumberbwatch.
>>202652201its not even half 2. go back to bed
>>202652088im broke as fuck and older than you lol
feeling rather normal today
any of you want to play skribbl.io?
>>202651790*farts into the morphogenetic field*
does this women think about literally anything else
>>202652379done "her" (him)
have had girls break up with me, and I've broken up with girlsdoesn't matter which way it happens, you still end up alone
good morning
this give anyone else a chub?
i hate how everyone else my age is having fun most 21 year-olds are visiting far off places
>>202652445llejsoi
Wish I had rich parents so I could've fucked around traveling the world for a year after school
*shoves your shoulder* You're a real fuckin dumb cunt ain't you? A real fucking moron who the fuck do you think you are? *shoves you again*Get the fuck out of my sight
somali niggas be 5'2 or 6'8 and nothing inbetween fr frall o dem got that big forehead and arse though
>>202652487don't most kiwis/Australians and europeans do that most people here usually only go on massive trips until they are middle aged or old and bitter
yeah I'm thinking based
Remember Beyblade?
Remember being a faggot? I sure don't
>>202652534Europeans doAustralians maybeNew Zealand is too far away from everything, you'd have to sell your organs to go anywhere other than Aus
26 hours awake I don't think I have many more of these type days left in me goodnight
>>202652593Another blackout night was it
>>202652602i doubt its that bad
wanking a poo
>>202652609Ye wash your willy next time
>step mom gets angry at me because my step brother said i was depressed>said i needed to go outside and go into places>threatens to kick me out of the apt if i don't listen>she sits in the front seat and watches me drive around all day going into places>they all tell me to apply online>she tells me i am just a lazy bitch>still can't get a job >try to apply online>my dad comes home and threatens to beat me because i made his wife angry god i want to leave this shithole any kiwis or brits wanna house me
>>202652659For your sanity alone it sucks but you're going to have to get a job and move out. Get your family to help you then distance yourself from ASAPOr you could just take the abuse like a fag and complain here
>>202652659If I can bum you on the reg sure
>>202652679I am trying to get a job to leave the only reason i am on here is because i am waiting for interviews and honestly i just want to leave my whole family behind
>>202652659just leave then. go work on a farm or a ranch. join the military. joining a fishing fleet in alaska. do whatever
>>202652710Don't cut them off immediately just distance yourself for a while and enjoy the independence for a bit.
>>202652624NZ and Aus are as far apart as the UK and GreeceNZ to Indonesia is the same as US coast to coast
bet you lot are n00bs who don't even have uber micro
>>202652741you have an uber micro cock
>>202652741Oh, I have an uber micro alright
>>202652717I can't join the military because my eye sight is -0.75 -1.00 also because i was depressed once >>202652723why should i care about them my dad lets my step mom treat me like shit and step brother is a faggot with a porn addiction who faps to shitty hentai
f*ck you I won't so what you tell me
go to sleep bitchdie motherfucker die
>>202652659come to massachusetts and ill bum you in exchange for housing
>>202652756>>202652761grow up
>>202652858Ugh, time's up, bitch, close your eyes
need to go into town to collect a tyre
why do amerimutts always have such weird family situations
I'm gunnin' for your spouse, tryin' to send the bitch back to her maker. And if you got a daughter older than 15, I'ma rape her.
>>202652878It’s the round glasses.
need to go into town to collect a lyre
>>202652878Dr. Lip shits
>>202652780don't listen to that anon sometimes a clean break is best
>>202652875That's the thing, it doesn't!
>>202652925heh
breakfasttoil looming
Thinking of taking a job in Twin Peaks
>>202652987just popped the sausages on myself
big steaming pile of poo fresh from the bfs hairy arsehole for breakfast x
Oh lovely, nsfw ads on a blue board
oh my DAYShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_fDIMPPvCY&
>>202652996Alri Kier
>wednesday
>>202652996theyre meant to go on a plate
>13 minutes blud is cheesing
its wendsday innit
Live your myth in Glasgow, Montana.
>>202653024had them in a bowl once, back in my carefree experimental days
get massively pissed in dundee
swear on me mum
>>202653024no the go in my mouth :P
91 days until Christmas chaps
>>202653003yodelling
>>202653003To be fair they run so many episodes of this fucking shite that they must be running out of ideas
Many wogs in Dundee?
anyone remember furcadia
>>202653143too cold
>>202653143Yeah, lots of foreign students and what not, especially cause the uni is well known for nursing
can sense the poo brewing
>>202653032
hate this yankified shitefortnightly payments only make sense in america cos most of them get paid every 2 weeks, but here it's just retarded cos we all do monthly
>>202653184>retardedfoy
why did bill gates name microsoft after his penis? haha x
>>202653196FOR
Lots of young women are being encouraged to have sex with ethnic minorities and foreign men in universities all across the country
thinking about scott morrison, the only australian pm whose claim to fame is shitting himself in mcdonalds
american boogeyman hour
>>202653196retard
>>202653207pffttaaahaa
FUCKED IN THE ARSEAND YOU'RE TO BLAMEYOU GIVE QUEERS A BAD NAME
>>202653230the others have all done it, they just don't make a big song and dance about it
>>202653230we've all been there
I'm out of cranberry juice :O
YOU FUCK MY ARSE AND I'LL FUCK YOURS TOOI'LL SUCK YOUR DICK UNTIL MY FACE TURNS BLUEAND WHEN YOU'RE LYING ON YOUR HAIRY BACKI'M ON MY KNEES NOSHING ON THAT SACK
Poo? Poo.
Next up, Billy Idol's 'Arse Without a Face', enjoy
Reading The Murders in the Poo Morgue and The Tell Tale Fart by Edgar Allan Poo.
could someone PLEASE wank my cock
Well good morning. Cold out
>>202653282Alrigh GG give it a rest
>>202653387who gg? nigga?
Some deeply troubling posts.
>>202653377Only going to get colderIts so over.
Why did people stop using skype?
Got a chill in my back
tick tock dole scroungers
>>202653462Nice display settings mongo
>>202653448because it's fuckin gay man lmao
>>202653462what the fuck is wrong with your screen?
got my comfy woolen jumper on and I'm playing portal 2 x
PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS CONSTANTLY CHEWING GUM
>>202653480>>202653492Windows 11 can't take HDR screenshots properly. It's only been like that for 3 years, they need more time to fix it.
>>202653506this post would be even better if you were trans
>>202653400This fella sang about piss and shit and the like
>>202653483Girls used to do all kinds of things on webcam back in the day
>>202653564got a few off tumblr to show their tits
>>202653578if you want to see a tit just look in the mirror
>>202653609Sent that cunt flying.
The DWP try to take my bennies awayI say no, no, no
>>202653609obliterated the runt
>>202653609cl;obbered that cunt
>>202653528nicotine gum
>>202653653Won't be the DWP mate. It'll be the big man himself. Sir Keir will personally strip you of your bennies and whip you through the streets to the nearest job centre.
just got my hair cut by heavily tattooed pink-haired girl, she did a decent job tbf
the shopping list:milkpommie juicesosijchook thighswalnuts
>>202653546I like this tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYxNJbCvCdQ
>>202653701got served in the post office by this blue haired fat girl with about 10 piercings in her face, looked like an abomination but she was very polite and helpful
>>202653733>looked like an abomination, but very polite and helpfulktim
Opinions on Pumba the Caracal, lads?
neighbour's been in and out of his house four times this morning and it's not even 9make your fucking mind up
got called a bloody bhenchod bastard over the tech support line for my ISP earlier lads
>>202653800don't you have anything better to do than spy on your neighbour like some ancient pensioner?
if i have a son i will call him carlif i daughter i will call her ling ling smith esq. III jr.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.Year after year!
Pipe down kid
>>202653800ask him if he's got any gear to sell you
How I wish you were here!
hookah down lad
gg allin was actually a relatively nice and decent person at one point in his lifesad
Stop copying me.
Sail away, awayRipples never come back
Emmett’s the key to all of this.
>>202653902reckon his stage antics were just a performance and he wasn't really a deranged cunt, just a normal lad who liked drugs and eating his own poo
watching Gilmore girls
>>202653970Sir Keir Starmer won’t be happy
>>202653932I think because he idolized people like iggy pop he aimed to be the bigger harder more insane extreme end point of that sort of imageI get the sense that there was some despair involved and it was the only way felt he could ever have a lasting impact/legacy/image
>>202653991Completely wrong
thinking scrambled eggs desu
>>202654012don't bother to elucidate
katy preparing scrambled eggs for the hoodlums on her couch
>>202654038based
>>202653821he slams the front door every time he goes out
*pathetic whinging voice*he slams the front door every time he goes out
>>202654076i hope he slams your head in the door next time
>>202654067good ladgood scran
Waiter! There’s a poop in my soup!
>>202654067cor lovely
might get a hotdog again
>>202654115you find dogs hot?
>>202654136yeh your mums well fit
Proto bf is over later but I've got the shits
Your town centre will be overrun with African families moping about for reasons which can be deduced by nobody. Their women will all have at least two very young children and will probably be visibly be pregnant.Your local primary school will be less white every time you pass.You will continue to go about your day as normal. You will not discuss this, the reasons for it or its implications with your peers.
How many hours a week did you study when at University?
>>20265419150
>>20265419173
>>202654191I didn't study hours, I studied university subjects
It's over for you neet freaks
>>202654174kek
>>202654224based, need them out of their smelly bedrooms
>>202652987>>202652996Returns the sausages
>>202654224
just found out ross kemp literally has a mild form of down syndrome
>>202654224i hope he goes after that homeless freak always posting here. hate that parasite
>>202654256I've told you before Ross, stop speaking about yourself in the third person.
can't find my mouse
Had four dates lined up the other week over the course of Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and MondayFriday "rainchecked" on the daySaturday postponed to Wednesday and then ghosted Sunday, we met and but then she cancelled our second dateMonday "rainchecked" on the daywhat a miserable process
>>202654297put out some cheese haha x
>yes you're too sick to work so we will be paying you money but also you must be looking for work while sick because it's important that you, a sick person, are in work
me? easy. Will never work another day in my life. You lads WILL continue to pay for my life and leisure and there is NOTHING you can do about it.
>>202654302Tim?
Just rejected a woman at the gym. Feels so good. Mediocre women see my gymcel physique and think they can even attain me.
>>202654302fuck the lot of them and most importantly fuck women
>>202654329I am but a man
any updates on keir's sausages?
how long before a cheeky free gear keir vote of confidence?
>>202654302yeh its shit but thats just part of dating. i had to get through loads of rejections like that to find my gf. worth it in the end
Is there something you can get to tell if something has been moved
Illegal immigrants get free housing, free money and get priority at doctors and you expect me to work to pay taxes for all of this? Don’t make me laugh. I’m not paying into a system that hates its own population. They’re not going to force them into work and they get paid to reproduce whilst we’re expected to slave away. No, I don’t think I will. I’ll be the parasite. The leech. Call me Nosferatu because I’m going to do everything in my power to suck the blood out of this system.
>>202654373hope she cheats on you with a bbc
>>202654383nun u cud do
get every single one of these women's stories listened to and get them compensated in fullI don't want any of these women to have to work another day in their lives. They need paying and they need it done now. It's the least they deserve.
>>202654365burnt
feel like eating some actually good food for once but idk what
>/brit/ intellectuals
>>202654389you're going to live and die completely alone loool
>>202654383yeah but i shop and m&s so i need to work
got fat andy on
The Talk Tuah podcast with Hailey Welch
>>202654407slow roasted poo with some elton john special glaze
>>202654395Why do they always wait until their abusers are dead before going to the press
>>202652379Mad how you're attacking Rowling for standing up for women and not the misogynists with knicker fetishes who are fawned over by the political and media classes to the detriment of other women like your mother, your sister, and your girlfri... well nevermind that one, but you get my point.
it's her money, I don't see the issue
I’ve been stuck in the same loop of thoughts and actions for almost 18 months. It really ramped up about 12 months ago for some reason. It’s horrible and I don’t know why it’s happening. My life is so stagnant and I just can’t make myself do anything without reverting back.
do you contribute money to the various collections at work? leaving gifts, wedding gifts etc. i dont. why should i? they're not my mates. half the time its for people who are on higher salaries than me. im not giving them my money lol
>>202654461What sorts of thoughts and actions
>>202654457mmhmm yes she addicted 2 dat soul pole
still absolutely screaming at sacked tranny mindraping that Canadian last night
>>202654457Based breederNeed a breeder sponsorship program to help with ageing population
>>202654373I have been on dates with approximately 300 women, not counting those who didn't show
>>202654485fosyeg
>>202654456as social outcasts we have a lot more in common with trans folk than withe femoids
>>202654485name on
>>202654488>>202654488>approximately 300 womenAt this point you just need to get an arranged marriage, whatever you're doing isn't gonna work
>>202654433want to see her fellate some african kings and have her throat opened up by their bantu beams
that tasha ghouri is a bit of alright
>>202654500Speak for yourself you noncecase. Trannies all need rounding up and launched into space.
>>202654478Nothing dangerous just general loops of the same things. Telling myself I should do something and never doing it, telling myself I should change X habit and not doing it, tell myself I’ll do something next week and it never happening. It’s like this every single day and it’s been going on for over a year.
>>202654522don't see how an arranged marriage would help anythingwould rather be alone than with a random woman
>>202654500
>>202654500>trans folkFOY
>>202654461>I’ve been stuck in the same loopbreak;
>British dad dies after being hit on head with vodka bottle on Prague stag do
>>202654544So why are you going on hundreds of dates then lol
>>202654461get yourself 6 sessions of cognitive behavioural therapy and some SSRIs on the NHS, get you right as rain and ready to work 40 hours a week for min-wage again lad
>>202654577
>>202654488you must have a very deceptive profile or you're incapable of reflecting on why you've had 300 unsuccessful dates (and therefore fixing the problem)
>>202654527well saidshe prolly do dat in her private life, just need some cameras x
might hoover my room
want to go on a drugule bender
>>202654627>>202654638Yeah?
>>202654585stopped getting erections after taking those particular jew pills
>>202654595no deceptionjust a bit autistic and solitary, difficult to connect
>Teenage boy stabbed to death in Woolwich said 'I'm 15, don't let me die' as he bled, witness reveals
do you reckon kids who become vegetarians/vegans while they're still growing will end up shorter than they would've been if they'd eaten meat?
>>202654688yeah probably, but also much weaker with even less sufficient muscle mass than a normie has today
>>202654688why are you interested in kids?
phwoar just seen a picture of a woman imagine doing the sex with her you know the penis in the vagina in and out thing
>>202654673leftypol has been going round in circles with this one. >omg a minority was slain i should protest it or something >but they were murdered by another minority and it would require acknowleding the huge problem of ethnic crime which i just wont do >but a minority was slain i should protest it or something >but they were murdered by another minority and it would require acknowleding the huge problem of ethnic crime which i just wont do and so on forever
povvos being jealous at spiteful towards anyone with money is definitely not a good look
Cant wait till my willard stretcher arrives
Being poor and claiming welfare is badBeing rich and using loopholes to claim welfare is goodRich people are beautiful and create value. YOU... are a poor, pathetic, UGLY, vile, slug-like creature of a person who creates said value.
>>202654627I would advise against it
>>202654729Phallusan Forte is the best oneyou can't wear this while you sleep and just using it for an hour or 2 per day won't make a difference
>>202654752rich people obviously create enough value to avoid the government incessantly hounding them about tax.
>>202654746CHAT IS THIS REAL???
>>202654464Yeah whip around a in the office are a bloody jokeIf someone is doing a charity run sure but just for leaving no wayIf it's so important they get a £50 Amazon gift card HR can take it out their own budget
JOHNNY DAVIDSON
>>202654752this but unironically
>>202654760why?
currently eating beans
>>202654701makes sense, although i was always a skinny runt until my mid 20s and i was an absolute carnivore>>202654705gfberg is vegan and i'm worried she'll try to push it on our kids if we have any, i need to find reasons to prevent her from doing that
left the house for the first time in ages yesterday to go to IKEA, was so embarrassing to exist in a space with other people, feel like a proper freak and just spent time observing normal people and wondering how they seem so happy. even saw a couple of young girls approach a couple of young guys to “ask for directions” but they didn’t even realise what was going on
Starmer’s coming for the bingo halls next
>>202654809this nigga eating beans
301th post
Sir Bingo Caller
>>202654773i believe because this is a high tension one you should only need to wear it for 60-90 mins a day instead of like 6 hours like normal ones, i also cant afford the Forte.
>>202654811>i need to find reasons to prevent her from doing thatHow about being the man and telling her what to do.
>>202654841>>202654773kys
>>202654845i bet you're really popular with the ladies
>>202654861I'm married mate, and not to a mongy vegan.
>>202654856rude and uncalled for, who doesnt want a bigger peen?
>>202654807it would ruin the delicate ecosystem that has developed in your smeggy bedroom
>Phallusan Fortewhat the fuck lmao
Seen that video of that mountain lion who kills at family cat and then just stares through the patio doors roaring at the people inside? Walks off with the catberg it’s in mouth and eats its I guess. Doing the rounds.
>>202654877well my gf is in medical school and will become a doctor, i think i'm better off with her then some boring submissive bitch
>>202654900the desperate measures lil timmy goes through
>>202654909good 2bh. house cats are horrible murderous bastards. i bet all the small animals and birds were joyous that day
the frogurt is also cursed
>>202654909Do the yanks who live around these things let their kids out to play?, how have one of these beasts not nabbed a few toddlers?
>>202654924have you been posting literally all night?
>>202654841Nah that's just more likely to lead to injurythink about those people with the big holes in their ears, they dont just pull really fucking hard and go form normal piercing to dinner plate, they constantly put a small amount of pressure on it and very gradually increasesame concept
>>202654991thats bad
>>202655014>>202655014
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAUWBITRGBr/How would you save catberge in this situation?
