The pengest women speak Spanish editionhttps://x.com/porqueTTarg/status/1838693320060735766
sometimes wonder why Israel and Russia are the only countries that are so brazen about assassinationsjust blowing up pagers and poisoning people in public and not caring who knows about itprobably get up to some sneaky stuff ourselves but you those two just don't care that you know they did it
>>202655025>Argentina mentioned>cringe.jpeg
>>202655025Latinx can't suffer
Just learnt that American footballers in high school are forced by their coach to walk around campus holding hands and doing army chants lmao
>In 2018, a 29-year-old prostitute died in Saint Petersburg, Russia, after choking on a condom while performing fellatio on a man. The condom slipped off the client during the act and blocked the prostitute's airwaysreading about unusual sexo deaths lads
Would you prefer to wear robes if it were socially permissible?
Well. I'm not sure that has anything to do with British culture.
harlots, skedaddle
>>202655025that's me under the white sheet
wonder how many posties are actually shagging women whilst there out delivering post
>>202656642wenches flee
>>202656654just get the number of black posties and there you have it
GET EM INGET EM WANKEDGET EM HOUSEDGET EM ON BENEFITSGET EM 14 CHILDREN GET EM A MOSQUE SIMPLE AS
>>202656626yes
are we hard at workor hardly workin'?heh
>>202656365never saw this
What are some pants you can wear besides jeans?The only thing I can think of is chinos but they're gay as fuckyou can't wear just suit pants can you?what else is there?
I became an uncle overnight. I'm buzzing but also secretly feel rubbish that fatherhood seems so far away for me if it should ever happen at all. Obviously cant discuss that with family. Cant really discuss it with anyone, the couple of mates I have or my colleagues, it would make me sound like a right cretin and lead to other uncomfortable conversations about how im basically an incel.
>>202655025can anyone translate that
>>202656418I hate women.
love moonrise kingdom me
>>202656506>>202656431Thought this was about Spike Milligan at first haha
>>202656642slags depart
>>202656707canvas pants
>>202656707
can't get over the fact that they couldn't get eva green back to play rachel in the dark knight (2008) so they had to cast jake gyllenhaal's sister who is pretty ugly but everyone always comments on how beautiful she is because her character is supposed to be even though it's not represented at all by that minger they replaced eva with
>>202656718If I had to guess, she's playfully explaining how it's important to keep hydrated as she donates a bottle of water to the homeless man masturbating on methamphetamine while laying under a white sheet right outside the petrol station she either works at or is a patron of.
>>202656707 Cargo
>>202656758lil timmy using medieval tools LOL
>>202656758You should be killed
>>202656758what the fuck man
>>2026567582 years of daily stretching and risking erectile dysfunction to get maybe half the size of an average bbc? Tragic man
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
accidentally put diesel in the cat
>>202655131makes you wonder why they are so fearless right now right?
>>202656767the joker called her beautiful, but he was just joking haha
>>202656797omdz hope you're joking
jaaaaaaannnnyyy I'm baaaaaacccckkearlier than the time allotted to me aswell >:^)
>>202656797see a lot of zoomers wearing trousers not far off these to be fair
>>202656797Back when men were men.
>>202656642whores exit
I used to take things from the co op tooNever liked the co op, very communistyYou're allowed to steal from communists because they want to steal from you
>>202656758
screaming looking at pictures of american toilets what the fuck is wrong with these idiots
>>202656707ive been wondering this too. i cant stand jeans, they rub against the skin and you cant even do anything active without feeling the denim begin the first phase of irritation.
for me it's Samsung Galaxy
>>202656858won't someone think of the grocery chains
>>202656858Fraud is probably accounting for £39.75 million of that
>>202656707Cordorouy
>>202656728NONCE>>202656758mate, please
someone just posts a pic of his willy stretcher and the thread just talks about the co-op next wtf is wrong with you people
>>202656871from what i hear it's incredibly common to sit on one and have your family jewels touch the water
>>202656871why are you looking at pictures of toilets
>>202656758blue board
>>202656883They pass the cost on to their customers (which is everyone!)
AlriWhite dress shirtBlack tieBlack suit pantsBlack dress shoeshows that for a fit?keep in mind I'm a gymcel so have athletic physique
• Get the migrants fed• Get the migrants washed• Get the migrants medically checked• Get the migrants housed• Get the migrants shagged• Get the migrants paid
>>202656882Xiaomi
>>202656904Yes if you're black
>>202656905yeah thats why i was curious, was wondering how thats possible unless every yank has a meter long willy. the bowl is so massive too>>202656905none of your business
r susanna grilling keir bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cYFjqoBC_Q
>>202656926Xiaomi are fine, but have much worser marketing Xiaomi 13, 14 probably are good phones but foo expensive for me + One UI is more different than HyperOS
>>202656758mental illness
>>202656900>NONCEhow do you know what it is?
poowoggins
got myself a monster energy nitro super dry
>>202656946pensioners frozenmigrants housed jah bless
>>202656931Yanks don't wash their asses after toilet, leaving micropieces of poo on underwear, but laughing at Indians where everyone does it.
>>202656922another day of talking about other men's meat is it?
Stretching my weener with a weener stretcher.
>In 2013, a man and woman in Zimbabwe were having sex outdoors when they were attacked by a lion; the woman died.[39][40]
190 logging on for another 20 hour shift of posting about black willies all day every day for the rest of his life
>>202656956my friends at church warned me
4 sleeps until the Conservative Party Conference
>>202656948>>202656926Chinese-designed muckMuch prefer my Korean-designed phones thank you
>>202656983are you Emmayank?>>202656992I'm not 190
>>202656858Shoplifting overall amounted to almost £2billion last yearFucking hate this lawless shithole
>>202657008based Samsung enjoyer
You have no idea how high I can fly
Found out about some Soviet high jumper who grew 23cm taller in his 20sWatching an interview with him now, might have to steal his routine haha
>>202657059I would literally be 190, if not scoliosis
Androphilia is a mental illness, imagine actively wanting to sleep every night for the rest of your life next to a bollock faced hairy beer bellied norwood blob
mad how peng peng gay twinks pooing peng gay poo porn is
>>202657010Yeah
oh no he stole the beer, its over its fucking over theres no coming back from this
>>202657082sounds peng
>>202656767correction: it was katie holmes not eva green, don't know why i throught it was eva green, but regardless the crux of my point still stands
>>202657026What do you want us to do, work for a living? Hahaha get fucked
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
>subreddit called r/unpopularopinion>all the top posts aren't unpopular opinions at all>actually unpopular opinions would be downvoted so hard they'd disappeari hate them so much lads
don't recall asking mate
those Welsh sausages are seriously goated
mad how the only times I've ever been on rebbit is when it has been linked here
Just ordered a new bottle of 100ml Encre Noire only £15 fuckin bargain.
>>202657178Imagine letting strangers tell you what websites you can and cannot browse.
>>202657178use some of the subreddits for niche wanks desu
sciatica got me on the fucking ropes
reddit an ugly website
stormzy - shut up (s l o w e d + r e v e r b)
mad how rap isn't even music
>>202656767Maggie is hot mate, you have shit taste. Recommend her in The Secretary
might start using a straight razor, i get a much cleaner shave with them
might start using a gay razor
>>202657240>The SecretaryNo such film
Have literally never in my life heard anyone mention any London artist outside of /brit/. It's mental how astroturfed that little subculture is.
Rorke playing Battle B-Daman
>>202657258Where do you live?
larts are legal highs still a thing in england i am going to london and i really really want drugs
the fuck is /mu/'s problem, someone have a word
>>202657240maggie and jake both being actors and doing brother-sister roles together is actually kind of cute and wholesomewonder if he's ever shagged her up the arse
>>202657276He unironically only means on 4chan. 4chan is his life.
might attach an outboard motor to the cat, see what happens
>>202657255My apologies“Secretary”I know my ex loved that film once we broke up, she must’ve been getting up to all kinds of kinky shit with her new fella god bless her
Can't imagine anything more pathetic than going to the pub on your own.
>>202657282why not just get illegal ones?
>>202657288dead board (dying site (more like shite))hope thatll be /int/ soon just a load of /brit/s
i look exactly like chudjak except i don't wear glasses
I think I’m turning Japanese
>>202657288not saying that I caused the worldwide popularity of kpop but I did used to start all the kpop threads on /mu/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghAErjGuDT8
anyone else ever wank?
>>202657282fuck off junkie scum
>>202656758please gentley let your penis out of that machine, then throw the machine in the bin, then go get a doctor to examine your penis and tell him exactly what you've done.
>>202657315i don't know anyone there i can't reliably find a drugs man i think
mad how we invented everything
London Paki immediately lashed out, hilarious. Complete lack of self-awareness.
>>202657310Try looking in the mirror.
>>202657359Just message random black people on snapchat and you'll find a dealer eventually.
I've only got this one life, I need to start dressing smarter. Nice shoes, clean trousers, shirts, blazers. I am sick and fucking tired of myself and everyone else looking like FUCKING SLOBS. No more to trackie bottoms and hoodies, toy trainers made in China. It is a DISGRACE. You can't be wearing this rubbish in your thirties. Smarten up NOW.
mans still shotting
>>202657380who the fuck is londonpakiis he also LOLpaki?
Sex with beautiful women
>>202657414chavs everywhere seething at this
>>202656880this is unironically a sign of autism lad
>>202657414Mate why are you stressing yourself? It ain’t worth it to impress people
>>202657421grrrrrr i MUST know who every last poster is i MUST play dollhouse all day because i have no irl friends
>>202657414based sharp dressed man
>>202657446is it?i have the same opinion, i like joggers because they're more loose and dont make you feel caged in
>>202657424ive been sayin this since day one doe!
Serious post: my life is a mess in all the usual incel ways BUT I have £50k in the bank. How can I leverage this to become at least semi-normie?
This thick fuck paki actually thinks the average English person says "peng", or has any familiarity or interest whatsoever in (British) drill artists, or any of the other dogshit effluent coming out of London. Because /brit/ is -his- life he's been here for over a decade
>>202657468Nah I don’t remember that
ah, evening all
>>202657474buy a gun for a few hundred, send the rest to me and then shoot yourself
at the end of the day blacks fucking rebuilt britain after the luftwaffle bombed us to fuck
>>202657501*does a wee in your tea*
wadiyatalkinabeet donny ya fuckin druggo
get your clobber sold on vinted and get some proper clothes in
>>202657501Struth, morning Bruce! What did you get up to this alvo?
>>202657467don't know about shoes but hypersensitivity to certain fabrics and clothes (ie jeans) is a sign of autism, yeschris chan famously has
>>202657474>usual incel wayslist them
>>202657524fuck up
>>202657509Not pictured: You, just off camera, tongue firmly up his smelly dirty arse hole.
>Evri - We've got your parcel! Noooooooooooo
porn on the cob
>>202657517you've turned me yorkshire into a yorkshire gold>>202657532toil, as one does
eating krave (the cat treats waster cereal)
>>202657178I started on reddit when I got a month long ban last November. It's not nearly as bad as people on here make out.
>>202657557rare good yank post
>>202657538Live with parentsNo gfBasically 2 friendsOkay job but nothing specialMetal Elvis
>>202657545sacked tranny sporting a semi at this
>>202657563>as one doesNot me! I’m a dosser!
>>202657554>goes home and flushes all my packages down the toiletanother fine days work as an evri delivery driver
>>202657474start by spending some of that 50K on buying me a pint, then I'll impart my wisdom
>>202657414>
>>202657498zamn
>>202657570your prim and proper grammar + capitalisation virgin typing cadence suggests you'd fit in there perfectly
>>202657577I dunno, buy a car and start drifting
>>202657589ahaha fair enough lad!
>>202657554they're fine round here, my delivery bloke is sound
Brown women
>>202657615Bizarre as fuck post from the trannycase poster
no>>202657615Mad about stuff? Good.
a poo brew please
>>202657640hello new zealand, long time no see
>>202657642you know it in your heart to be true
did william blake really see angels?
>>202657667Well I'm not that anon so
>>202657650the gold coast, australia is not for the faint of heart
>>202657615I'll knock your fucking teeth out, dick head.
>>202657577Weird, I don't remember turning on a UK vpn and making this post
>>202657668heh looks like 4 screenshots from burning the tree in elden ring
really love store-bought frozen raviolis lads, i could live off them forever, don't know why gordon ramsay gets so butthurt when he finds out the raviolis are store bought
nothing going on in catbergs heademptydevoid of thought
>incel>lives with parents these are always closely linked
>>202657714How so?
>>202657606Care to explain what's wrong with the outfit?
Please welcome Free Gear Keir and his wife Victoria Sponger
>>202657651Hi mateHow're things in Ausland?NZ is reddit, as-per usual
>>202657650vile
>>202657731>Victoria Sponger
>>202657684you're not sending a fucking work email lad you can type normally here
If I had £50k in the bank I'd sack off work and NEET it up for the next 3-4 years.AI will have made jobs obsolete by the time that money runs out.
>>202657712
>>202657650Not very hygienic. Her poo particles would get in your beer.
balancing on one foot atop an empty can then tapping it with the other foot crushing it into a disc like a miniature oceangate
>>202655025she is a sudaca
>>202657752why does this look like a gta v screenshot
>>202657750no chance ai is taking any job you could do wastrel
>>202657739yeah good, lots of beer, sun
>>202657752Urgh tinned ravioli is vile, what were my parents thinking
>>202657775So you think I'm capable of doing highly complex jobs? Erm, cheers I guess.
got the hot rats on
>>202657712always liked tinned ravioli mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrfXrXlBCV8
>>202657774not sure, have a gta 6 gameplay webm
>>202657749I don't write emails at work. Let's have some standards here on /brit/.
>Let's have some standards here on /brit/.
>>202657712like the frozen gyoza
>>202657815could probably convince me this is real if it didn't have that acura logo, because as we all know rockstar doesn't feature real car manufacturers in their games
sucking some peaches en regalia
need to stick my love inside you
>>202657815america is a wild place, not for me
Sometimes I’ll bump into the neighbours catberg when I’m walking down our road.Might pick it up next time and hug it for a few seconds lol
sheikin mah booty
>>202657815mad how one impulsive decision can negatively affect the rest of your life, leading to years in prisonsuch is the daily tightripe that low-inhibition mongs walk
Yeah this is the kinda girl I could go for
>>202657851mad how that driver probably got away with this because the victim had a gun and he had reasonable grounds for a self-defence case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjdmCNvnaGU
>>202657881holy slampig batman
>>202657881holy cheberoni
>>202657857don't do it mate, someone will see you and say something to the other neighbours, then they will all call you catnonce
>>202657881corr
REMINDER LADSCommercial Tuna fisheries often get dolphins caught in their nets and just chuck them in with the fish to be processed anywaySomething like 15% of canned tuna is actually dolphinIf you eat canned tuna, look for a logo that says "Dolphin safe" to avoid this
>>202657851Man denied his yapping rights.
>>202657883And damn right he should get away with it, some road-rage cunt pulls out a gun and starts hitting your car while spitting abuse? Most clear cut case of self defence
>>202657851He went full road rage and pulled a gun on a guy and got blasted. Clear case of self defense.
>>202657920nah, I'll eat the dolphin
>>202657920s'all good protein innit>mercurynever did any harm
>>202657920are you sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR7U7BO86-owhats the uk equivalent of this video?
going the sainsburys
londoners be like ooga booga, jihad blud. apples and pears
is it a dolphin in a bathtub?
>>202657920I don't give a single bollock how many dolphins I eat. The dreams of little girls must be crushed
A SOCIETY RAN BY GREAT THINKERS AND PHILOSOPHISERS
>>202657952you're from the sainsburys aren't you
>>202657883thats not mad
biblical poo brewing
not taking that bait, thank you>>202657952get me a cheesy baton
>>202657881the trouble with chunky birds like this is they can't wipe their arsehole properly so when you bend them over you inevitably get a big waft of old caked on shit smell up your nostrils
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b88LTpfUZg
hey cutie reading this post x
>>202657920mmm tasty tuna dolphin
>>202657971Yeah but Brits call everything "mad" or "mental"
this is my world today
>>202657979shes not even that big you retard
>>202657991Is there a world where you fuck off?
>>202657965aka NONCES>>202657982;) x
>>202657999>dildocot
>>202657883Not really mad at all though is itSome random stranger ran up to him with a gun, he was 100% justified
>>202658001she's the size of a housewould be like shagging a water bed
>>202658001big enough to have a shitty arsehole mate
>>202657932if you get into a road rage incident 3 times you should have your licence permanently revoked imho, these mongs don't seem to understand that you're at your most dangerous while driving so you also have to be your most sensible
>>202657979Do you really think girls that weigh more than 70 kilos can't wipe their own arse
>>202657720just sits there for hours with a vacant stare on his face
edna crabapple
>>202657920Dolphin is a type of tuna anyway
>>202658037fit
Fucking hate cotoilers who think whacking out mockney or aussie slang every other sentence makes them charismaticNo, Kirsty, you do not call the afternoon "arvo", you are from Cambridge
>>202658021I'm always at my most dangerous
mental how fit they are
eating a dozen chiko rolls and shitting up my back like a baby
>>202657979kek this happeend with my ex
>>202658047Kirsty single?
>>202658047Imagine the kind of person complaining online because someone at work said "arvo"Have a biscuit
someone pulled out of a junction in front of the other me and I had to brake harshlyI didn't beep my horn I just said "fucks sake" at a normal volume inside the car then resumed driving safely
>>202658047Shut your trap you flaming galaa
>>202658023not properly noit's just a matter of physics
lads Bart Simpson turned 10 in the Season 3 episode "Radio Bart"Season 36 premieres on Sunday and it is entitled "Bart's Birthday"Do you reckon he will turn 11 or will he have ANOTHER 10th birthday? The simpsons community is up in arms over this discussion
>>202658001Bruv she's fat as fuck
>>202658088Explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTxE1a43YD4
lots of bright red blood wiping my arse reckon a hemorrhoid or whatever you call them has burst
>>202658047not mockney or aussie but the absolute worst one for me is "y'all", sets my fucking teeth on edge
*blaagrhghgagrghgh* *pant, pant* just getting spitroast-*BLAAGHRAGHARGBAHRGBRHG*
It's unironically better to have never had a gf than had one and lost her with no prospect of getting another
whats the biggest bum size my 5.5 inch wilbertberg can penetrate?
>>202658081>in front of the other me
>>202658081If I have a proper near miss I'm generally silent or just shake my headIf it's something minor like an old biddy needlessly letting someone out of a side road, I go effing mental
>>202658122Cope
omg got to get a girlfriend so people will think i'm normal and so i can fit in... yaaaaaaay!!!!
>>202658145I'm the latter
>>202658122possibly
>>202658121
>>202658095Wow I thought the Simpsons had way more episodes than thatOne Piece has go it beat by about 300
*blaagrhghgagrghgh* *pant, pant*
>>202658181japslop doesn't count
>>202658095This is like if someone decided to rewrite Charles Dickens' storiesThey can write whatever they want, it doesn't make any difference because The Simpsons ended at season 10
Mental how many hours have been collectively wasted by humanity on 'One Piece'
look I know we've all got belters in the clipboard but let's get over the line first shall we
>>202658202Alri Matt Groening
>>202658181Simpsons takes summer and January (american football on Fox) offOne Piece is literally every single week without a break
>>202658181What kind of absolute slop does an anime have to have to be (and I mean slop by the already subterranean standards of anime) to have over a thousand episodes
get the gta sa installed
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
Got called gay
>>202658081few months ago some boomer pulled out in front of me while I was going about 50 and I just barely swerved around him, must have missed by inches, then just casually carried on driving. That was probably the closest I've ever come to death and I didn't even bother mentioning it to anyone
>>202658256>>202658256>>202658256
>>202658120>y'allis "you all" ok? i say that to address a room
>>202658253>deathLmao you drama queen
>>202658293I drive a 20 year old Polo, it's got an airbag and that's about it. I don't think I'd survive a head-on crash at 50mph
