morrissey is my dad edition
bacon sarnoid for luncheon so get in
inverting a poo
off to bed
So Ill fight for black rights
Coloured women
>(and I mean slop by the already subterranean standards of anime)
Used to want loads of random sex but now I only want a nice gf, not really too much to ask is it
oh, you're a woke
I love seagull ice cream love
how many of you losers drinks prime
>>202658322Sex with themLove with themBreed with them
best android phone for under 500 quid?dont really want to drop 800 on the new iPhone
oriental shorthair edition
>>202658325virgin freakery off the charts herewhy do you take issue with anime being called shite (it is)
indian niggas be the only one to join in with the racism directed towards their ethnic groupleafs complaining about indians in their country and fresh off the board visajeets demanding the borders shut down even louder than the whitesit's so bizarre
>>202658381got a reaction out of you
Epson's Island
>>202658361naebdy we're all old fellas here
>>202658394bottom feeding mollusk of a man
why do poor people are the only ones talking about politics and racism
>>202658385i direct plenty of racism to the British underclass. need them all locked up
>>202658335bit grim this, could get away with a quaint steam engine but not a freight train
I made the mistake of telling people in high school I wanted to be a historian because I was fascinated by the Mongol Empire and everyone started calling me Mongo Mike, a name that's stuck since then
Indians are the best wogs available, if it has to be someone I'd rather it be them, not like we're going to get hordes of young Japanese women moving over to deliver food is it
got some new non-incel glasses lads
>>202658362Based
>>202658431had a hornby version of this as a lad
>>202658440Better than being a doublemint dave
>Mongo Mike
>>202658122I've never had a gf or had sex and I agree with your assessment.Anecdotally I have observed in many lads that once they get a crumb of pussy it changes their minds and suddenly their whole life becomes dedicated to seeking out women, shagging, getting a girlfriend and getting married. So while I don't doubt having a gf and having sex is indeed nice, sometimes it's better to live in blissful ignorance.
>>202658361never tried it
>>202658464Prehistoric reference
>>202658458Wig and a thick slathering of makeup
>>202658486mate..
>>202658486bizarre post
Freakbob is calling You answering?
>>202658478Mate, are you aware that you're a virgin?
>>202658486lad looks like hes about 14
>>202658502ktim
>>202658486deary me
>>202658486imagine the smell
don't have a clue who bladee is
free palletline
>>202658486what on earth
>>202658517Your mum bobs like a freak
you ever see that big coal train that runs through the desert? would be decent craic to ride on I think. There's no toilets though so you need to pee and poo in the coal.
>>202658539weird swedish rapper you become addicted to
>>202658522yes I've never had sex or touched a breast but I'm only 31 years old so there's still time for me you see still plenty of time
they really do be like that
>>202658562didn't they do that on one of the new grand tours
>>202658562got to be a strong train hasnt it
whats this company about then
>>202658486I have come across (entirely legal) videos on regular porn sites of women pretending to have sex with males under the age of consent Just not on
>>202658562I've seen the big coal train ran on ya mum
>>202658589nahhh brodem got the penguin classics bible
>>202658582Can you vocaroo yourself saying this? Struggling to imagine how horrible it sounds from a yank
>>202658582I literally have no idea what this means but I am offended and on the verge of tears.
Is it pronounced bla-dee or blay-dee
>>202657815>>202657841what's strange is the sign says parramatta, a VERY australian name
>>202658589only see 3 good books
>>202658589Quintessential basic white boy
>>202658589The midwit's starter pack
yooo cody you like that fucking cock dude
>>202658613blade
>>202658589I have read and own all of these books
>>202658436>steam traingood lad
>>202658639
How good of people who read so many books to go out of their way to tell others about all the intellectual books they have read / are reading.After all, what's the point in reading all those dry, boring books if no one knows you read them (and hence how smart you ostensibly are)?
>>202658588yeah it's pretty mental how strong they can be. This one does iron ore in the outback - longest trains in the world I believe
>>202658436>he doesn't enjoy a good diesel low test
yew loikch tha fockhin cockh?
White boys be likeIs that ok? I'm not choking you too hard am I? Let me know if your arm hurts from being twisted behind yobr back ok?
>>202658539Jew who has been shilling his shit muzak on here for years
>>202658673fun fact, we actually have diesel HSTs as well, except we call them XPTs
SOVL
>>202658664Been done have you?
>>202658664Are you saying people shouldn't talk about things they enjoy
>>202658639bro are you deadass fucking me in the butt rn? y'all forreal dude?
>>202658664You aren't talking about my pic I hope
>>202658695Sorry mate, N word is not onJanitor? This one
for me, it's the intercity 225
>>202658697what the FUCK was his problem?
not going to lie, this cock is lowkey fire
>>202658696You've got an XTP
>>202658688australins be like *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
YOU'RE A FAKIN DIESEL
fun fact: british railways invented high-vis vests
>>202658696they got rid of the dirty paxman valenta engines in the intercity 125 43s here, woke nonsense.
>>202658697GOOD ladlife is heaven with a class 37
there's 2 there's 4 there's 6 there's 8
money doesnt buy happinessshare the word!
>>202658671do cheeky abos in the outback ever interfere with them?
Fun fact: vagies
>>202658562>There's no toilets though so you need to pee and poo in the coal.I actually did this train last October I rode with a Finnish guy who's got a dicky belly from drinking fermented camel milk and spent half the time shitting himself on the other side of the carriageLuckily we had a shovel so he'd cover it with coal once he was done
bladee bastahd!
>>202658385Most people here want immigration to go down, it's not for racist reasons.
>>202658761perfect photo if not for the ghastly cooling tower
>>202658589have read none of those books
>>202658664excellent use of the word ostensibly. A very good word
Shunting trucks and hauling freightRed and green and brown and blueThey're the Really Useful crewAll with different roles to play'round Tidmouth Sheds or far awayDown the hills and round the bendsThomas and his friends
don't sniff it you're supposed to drink IT
>>202658769don't think so
>>202658769What the fuck do you think an abo is going to with a freight train full of iron ore
>>202658761same happened to ours too, wish i were old enough to have seen them when they sounded like concorde taking off rather than the bullshit woke slop vp185 bucket of bolts we have to suffer with nowadays
>>202658794wanting immigraiton to go down IS racist though
I want to hold a girls hand :(
I like your general because you don't post anime
https://youtu.be/aZMuz-2a06E
>>202658788How long was the journey? Long enough to need a wank? If so how did you do it, did you cover yourself in the coals to wank in privacy?
>>202658817eat it
>>202658831just for that i'm going to start posting anime
>>202658539utter shite but tranny nonces love him
seething little shitlump
>>202658831just trains here mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90OC4TQ7uHc
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAKAAAKAAAKAAAKAAAKAAAAAAAAA
>>202658589>penguin classics bibleomds
>>202658801more of a fan of the golden age seasons me
>>202658796nonsense, grotty 20th century industrial kino is unmatched
There is nothing wrong with a penguin classics version of the Bible, you're all fags
the read
yew!
>>202658909been hereit's the lesbian capital of the uk or something
>>202658788where was it?
>>202658909think i've been here before
It took the Bible 2,000 years to become a Penguin Classic but Morrissey's autobiography managed it on day one.
much to think about
>>202658921
>>202658933ooh, rectangular buffers
Nibbled to death by an okapi.
>>202658933sexually arousing image
>>202658923>>202658930lesbians itt
vaguely remember that lesbian aspergers lass who did uk train videos
>>202658923i heard that but i didnt spot any lezzers when i was there it mostly seemed to be oldies
>>202658846Only about 15 hours, you could wank but be prepared to get coal dusk up your jeb end because it goes fucking everywhere>>202658925Mauritania
I like how /brit/ has multiple train enthusiasts lingering under the surface at any given time
leftypol convincing teenage lezzers to grow a beard and chop their tits off
>>202658953God I fucking love Trump.
>>202658827Not anymore
dont know how you can be a train enthusiast. what's so enticing about them?
>>202658977>>202658977for me? it's the 37/4s. the best subclass of the best diesel locomotive of ALL time
>>202658997clapham junction /brit/ meet here we go
>>202658994pretty cool mate, quite a story to tell
>>202659015howling at retarded atheists who think this was real
two pints of milk please boss
>The 29-year-old from Sydney, Australia, died from angiostrongyliasis after eating a garden slug as a dare eight years earlier.[717][718]forgot about this mad lad
>>202659028Bet you get excited about wogs kicking a ball around though don't you.
>>202659046He is mentioned fairly regularly in here. Or at least, him having eaten a slug is referenced a lot.
>>202659030good lad>>202659028lots of things. Their capability, the enterprise and romance behind the industry. For steam specifically - the living link to the past, a staple of a time where form was just as important as function. Lots of things I supposeA continuous, industrial effort from humanity to unlock the world and get us moving
>>202658994>15 hoursThat's 3 wanks for me, would be a nightmare to fit that all in on a coal cartDunno how people manage to do all this traveling and outdoor activities
get the elden ring downloadedget the magic potion sippedget the bosses ion cannoned
>>202659028it's not a question that words can answer. go stand next to a steam loco blasting through a station at full speed and if you get it, you get it, if you don't then you don't, simple as
>>202659066>Bet you get excited about wogs kicking a ball around though don't you.no
>Baby boy was 'exposed to monkey dust' before dying in squalid home that social worker said 'was one of worst she'd ever seen'
>>202659040How did the salt water creatures survive the Deluge?
>>202659101that wasn't very funny
>>202659086this is gay
>>202659094two icons meet in the western suburbs of sydney
monkey pox!
>that wasn't very funny
>>202659124with god all things are possible
>>202659141walking on the trackswouldn't be allowed that these days would you? Because of the woke
>>202659151Not an answer
>>202659141tearing chunks of hair out of my head and punching holes through my screen thinking about how i'll never get to see this in person
put a bit too much mustard in my potato salad de lads corr it's fookin spicy so it is
>>202659092Don't believe for a second you're wanking for 5 hours
ruining my appetite by suckling a vapemight let myself waste away into a runt like creature but disregarding hygiene, exercise, and food in favour of vaping and alcohol
>>202659180not that lad but when i was smoking weed every day i could easily wank for four hours but since i quit the weed i only go for half an hour before i get bored and finish
>>202659175Feel very seen by this postit's rough lad
>>202659177read a thing that said mustard never goes off because it's too acidic for bacteria to grow insometimes when I am eating different foods I will look up the food item on wikipedia and read its entry while I eat
how fucking retarded do you have to be to masturbate for literally hours
>>202659186Exercise is largely bad for you. This was common knowledge in Europe before it got full on americanised
>>202659216Why's that retarded
15 hour wank easily doable on mephedrone. And you'd be ready and willing to go another 15 hours.
>>202659161yeah railway staff get arsey about that sort of thing these days but for good reason, people are far more retarded and less spatially aware than back then. it would probably only take one steam train hitting some clueless autist trespassing on the line these days to get heritage trains banned from operating
>when i was smoking weed every day i could easily wank for four hours
>>202658256only just realised what the edition is, been too busy talking about trainswtfwhy is moz with that kid
>>202659197fagpacket mentioned
>>202659229It is the biggest waste of time imaginable and certainly is causing undue psychological self-harm
>>202659175Just go to the Bluebell Railway in Sussex, you can ride steam trains and they occasionally have the flying scotsman which costs more but you can go on it. Also all the drivers stokers etc are volunteers so you could probably ask to have a go at that
>>202659254That's his nephew.
>aussiepornaddict
>>202659161been to a few 'eritage railways that still let you do itmost don't though, yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPTjmDOzH4Ii do enjoy a good train POV video now and again
sucking a fag
>>202659273what he probably means is the flying scotsman in australian suburbs specifically alongside heritage new south welsh and victorian (the state) locos
nothing is funnier than seeing an australian and an american clash in real lifeaustralians go straight for the throat and americans are taken aback by it and literally don't know how to handle such verbose banter
>>202659276makes sense
>>202659273the bluebell is definitely on my to-do list, we've got a healthy heritage scene here too thankfully, there's probably about 10 heritage lines in victoria alone that operate weekly and some even do driver experiences
love trainslove train stationslove metro stationslove the aussie train posters <3
nephew rhymes with poo haha
getting a lot of listings on indeed.co.uk for Complaints Handlererm no I don't want to work as a complains handler
>>202659356ok
We don't have such a train culture in Canada :(
>>202659350GOOD lad
>>202659351no it doesn’t you spacker
>>202659372it's honestly bizarre that the whole of north america isn't served by high speed rail
>clocked hundreds of thousands, if not over a million miles up and down the isles>been across north america, cost to coast>traversed the australian continentwhat an absolute icon of human achievement. Hope this thing is preserved (in working condition) as long as humanely possible
>>202659311I see, I get the same feeling when I think about the fact I'll never get to fly an sr-71 blackbird>>202659335As a true son of Sussex the fact some aussie wants to travel across the entire globe to see the bluebell railway warms my heart
>>202659405don't you start mate LOL
>>202659402yes it does you stupid gay ponce
>>202659424America are richer than us tho; they can afford it
ngl these trains are doing nothing for me design-wise. theirs metals look poor quality for whatever reason.
went in the cab of the mallard the other week at the rail museum
>>202659412my favourite tidbit of hers is that alan pegler (bloke who pioneered her initial preservation) had his ashes chucked in her firebox after he died, can't think of a better sendoff
quite fond of this image as it illustrates just how long the age of steam lastedthe loco on the right would have been almost 70 years old at the time of the photo and still in operation, next to the loco on the right, the next big thing in steam (in the 1940s, still a few decades before steam ended)
does the aussie with the model train set still post here?
A motion calling for Labour to reverse its cut to the winter fuel allowance has been backed by party conference members, in an embarrassing blow to Sir Keir Starmer
>>202659478good ladalso checked out mallard in york myself once>>202659482yeah love that
tried to get in the cab of the mallard the other week but it was fucking rammed with lads from /brit/
>>202659495*surreptitiously kicks train set under the couch* errr no dunno what you're on about lad x
business idea: an airline with scantily-clad flight attendants
>>202659527how big's your collection lad?
>>202659528What, male ones? Bender!
post old train webms
>>202659490loco on the left would have been almost 70*bloody tired
saw a lad with /brit/ up on his phone in town today and within about 15 seconds we were kissing
saw a lad with /brit/ up on his phone in town today and within about 15 seconds we were wanking in the gooncave
can you drink milk from women's tits (other than your mum when you're a baby) or is it like cannibalism?
Starmer saying this morning those on PIP or who are off work long term sick need to start applying for and getting jobsAre you ready to get back in your wage cage, NEET? What do you think of this?
um, janny?
mom, he's mimicking me!
sir air fryer
can't stop cumming
Sir Induction Hob
a du bad hari alto nds dy y
apparently mother/son incest is common as fuck
Sir Rice Cooker
>>202659671to men’s arses
>>202659684according to whomst?
>>202659541christ think it was nearly 60 locos last i counted. been at it for most of my life so suppose it's not that extreme, it only works out to like 2 or 3 a year. i've seen some lads who have literal hundreds lined all across shelves on their walls, i'll probably end up like them at some point kek
big fan of the mallard mewould like to build a proper set one day but for now she'll have to sit on top of my cupboard (don't have the space for it you see)
>>202659636It's about bloody time. Who do these people think they are, being signed off work medically by doctors and also via DWP work assessors?If the Prime Minister says these people in receipt of sickness benefits due to their diagnosable inability to work are fit for work then they MUST apply to jobs and they MUST get back to work, it's that bloody simple.These are people who could be paying taxes, money which could be put to the proper use giving refugees a place to stay in hotels and fully furnished local council accommodation. Get them put to work.
cronem are active
Doing a poo
>>202659705incest subreddits
this is my life today
>>202659730screaming
>>202659633how would it be cannibalism you imbecile
marrying an eastern european woman is only one step above marrying a chinky woman, neither race have souls but at least slavs are sometimes attractive
>>202659731must be true then
Pooing a do
Your town centre will be overrun with African families moping about for reasons which can be deduced by nobody.Their women will all have at least two very young children and will probably be visibly be pregnant.Your local primary school will be less white every time you pass.You will continue to go about your day as normal. You will not discuss this, the reasons for it or its implications with your peers.
the so-called train
>>202659636I know people have always called Starmer a “Red Tory” but I didn’t expect him to literally run his government as a 1-to-1 copy of a Tory government.Blair and Brown at least did a few things to appease the plebs, Keir is just like “nope you can all get fucked”
>>202659765makes me think of amsterdamlove the digitised "clang" sound they make
the they/them gf
just killed myself because i was asked to do a presentation
Shagging sesh planned for 2night
at a cursory glance at this thread i can tell you it's probably one of the worst threads in recent /brit/ history
>>202659782genuinely looks like me wtf
>>202659782corr lift up that skirt and show me her pixie stick
>>202659794bet he can't wait
>>202659796could say this for literally any thread and it'd be somewhat true every time tbf
https://www.infowars.com/
>>202659820hello king o7
Apparently incest was very common in Japan up until the 70s/80sMothers would provide hand jobs and blow jobs to their sons to relieve their stress and anger from the extremely intense school studying, and have sex with them at least once before adulthood to teach them how to do it and how to treat their future girlfriendsCan't remember where I saw it but I'm sure it's true and that the government was trying to do some type of campaign to stamp out this cultural practiceVery weird people the japanese
>>202659810Yeah, he loves my cock m8
train mong loves his trains
>>202659746lemin
the government want to make being unemployed illegal
just saw some advertising
>>202658594every male secretly wishes they were molested by a sexy older woman when they were a kid
>>202658322first thing I noticed was her cross x>>202659797LIVVERPOOL
>>202659717Sounds like the sort of thing someone signed off with ADHD or a similar made-up mental illness would say.
>>202659833tried to verify this but the search is just lots of jap porno
Got paid £9700 post tax today
>>202659767>I didn’t expect him to literally run his government as a 1-to-1 copy of a Tory government.Well I did. And I went around warning people online and also in real life. And everyone laughed and brushed it off, saying I was a Corbynista leftypol commiemong, or that they had to vote for him to stop the Tories.Well, I was entirely correct, as usual. And now I have to pay the price for others actions by living under the Starmerreich.
Got paid £9701 post tax today
used to have an autistic dutch gf who was obsessed with history and she was always mad that my country fought the nazis while hers was occupied by them, it became something of a flex for me after a while
>>202659865my early imagination wanks were to the thought of my big chebbed french teacher noncing me after class
Got paid £9702 post tax today
Got paid 10 grand after tax today. Had a bit of a slow month really.
squattoil later this afternoon but I've got a big full bellyshouldn't have had that big lunch
>>202659833don't reckon this is true
>>202659958>>202659958>>202659958
>>202659956Got legtoil on friday and dreading 8t already
>>202659934happily there's a scene starring anissa kate that features this exact scenario, it's one of my favourites
>>202658673>>202658761miss the roar of these niggas cuh
>>202659853Unemployed people aren't good for capitalismDoesn't matter what intensely painful disease you're dying of or if you're a suicidal psychotic freak. You WILL get a job. The billionaire class needs their yachts and Starmer will give it to them. Growth must always keep going up for eternity and must never be allowed to pause.
>>2026588972nd best genshin girl after beidou
