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Suzi edition
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>>202685866
gay
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leftypol on a mad one LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQK0YGBmj_o
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>>202685866
she's only gone and hit the bleeding wall
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>>202685866
What a beautiful GIRL
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I haven't the slightest iota of interest in this leftypol or his so-called "mad one".
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>>202685866
Wild how my autism let me get away with everything at school so I went around screaming slurs and being a menace to society now I can't
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gluck gluck gluck gluck
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>>202685866
rape the disabled
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Getting way more ads on Youtube now. Very troubling.
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>>202685958
it's not just you. there are more now and they're longer too
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>>202685902
Wish she was my gf
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Real GDP per person is at a record high in the US. That's remarkable considering the economic catastrophe of Covid-19 just 4 years ago.

At $68,088 in 2024, real GDP per person is over twice as high as in 1980.
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>>202685958
dark days are these
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dyeing my beard
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>>202685976
*you wish she WERE your girlfriend
a wish implies a hypothetical, which requires the subjunctive mood
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bro doesn't have adblock in 2024
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>>202685990
Thanks my very autistic friend
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>>202685877
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>>202686015
leftypol will defend this
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I hate alcohol because I am scared of becoming a alcoholic because everyone in my family became one or a cocaine addict
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>>202686005
What is this meant to prove
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>>202685958
When I was in America with my ex she watched Youtube on the telly and I shit you not there was like 6 unskippable 30 second ads in the video. Fucking mental how she was just so used to it that she could just shrug it off.
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>>202685740
Thankfullly he's only doing it very infrequently so it's just slightly embarrassing rather than truly annoying. Also he's a great guy in every other way, I'm actually surprised he likes AI shit like this.
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Even Dadberg McBoomerstein doesn't like Israel anymore.
When even the Fox News boomers are growing skeptical now, they've really fucked it.
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>>202686059
are they yeah al?
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>>202686039
No more blonde women.
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>>202686059
nobody should like that disgusting country
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>>202686039
that's a man i've seen his willy
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just found a cute new brown girl to wank to
God I love the internet
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Where's all the money going
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>>202685958
youtube is going to collapse soon, I've never been so sure of anything in my life
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>>202686015
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>>202686071
pics?
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>>202686059
blog on catyank
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>>202685866
Hrrrrrrng.

... that's a man, innit?
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Would you guys house me if I get money to go to the UK I am gonna stay there illegally too
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haven't seen catyank in a while now that you mention it. where's he scampered off to
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Been looking for a deleted podcast episode that she did on a podcast called Coffee With Clemps. It was a Halloween-themed episode where her, Clemps, and Super Eyepatch Wolf all sat around for three hours and talked about their paranormal experiences.

Suzi had this one really creepy story about being lured up a flight of stairs as a child by a voice she thought was her mother's. When she got to the top of the stairs, there was nothing there but an empty hallway.

Anybody know what I'm talking about? It was released in 2017 and I haven't been able to find it since.
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>>202686091
No.
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>>202686100
um
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>>202686076
has the economy grown
if it hasnt does that mean we should expect real wage growth to be stagnant
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y8pmBtzgNY&t=270s

how will bongs cope now
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>>202686076
There is no money
Spaffed away by Gordon Brown the Clown
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>>202686100
she's packing some meat there
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>>202686111
If that's a man then my name is Stinky Loo Loo, and thank goodness it's not.
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>>202686100
It's not fair that a fucking tranny has a bigger cock than me
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>>202686111
looks like bailey jay
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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>>202686121
Gdp has gotten up but it doesn't show inflation, struggle or poverty its basically meaningless
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>>202686106
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who's having the trannard melty then
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>>202686153
You, apparently.
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>>202686111
Not enough images of her feet
https://www.wikifeet.com/Suzi_Hunter
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>>202686148
no but real wages should account for inflation i think
im no expert at all but it seems to me like poverty is the biggest load of bullshit there is as a stat
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>>202686141
why do americans have so many of these weird sayings?
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>>202686149
omdz what a freak
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>>202686164
>footfaggotry
Now you've crossed the fuckin' line, pal. Get your putrid degeneracy out of my sight.
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>>202686165
You can easily lie with stats its why people can use the 1 percent or certain groups to lie about how bad things are.
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>>202686106
been having fun with his jay dyer sex arse
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>>202686166
>using idioms is LE BAD
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>>202685976
What a chud, kek.
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>>202686177
Hey mate, you think you can come here and post emo girls without people wanting to see their feet?
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>>202686166
Eh I thought most of our weird sayings came from england

>Go right into the eagles nest
>It will be a cold day in hell
>Right as rain
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>>202686201
The feet are not a sexual organ, only a subhuman would treat them as such.
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Wat were that all about
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>>202686164
tights spotted
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Still id like to visit the UK and it doesn't help my face was spammed by a schizo and I have no friends
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>>202686191
Ok tastelet.
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>>202686229
>it doesn't help my face was spammed by a schizo
What happened?
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>>202686166
Why? It's plain as a pikestaff! Our culture is centered around friendliness and hospitality to the stranger.
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Google’s cybersecurity unit, Mandiant, has found dozens of US companies have accidentally hired North Korean spies using fake identities as remote workers.

Many of them hold multiple jobs and decline Zoom meetings at work to avoid detection.
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>>202686250
Basically i posted my face on fit and then some schizo posted my face while spamming stupid shit about america and Chicago
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>>202686229
lol no one is going to recognize you from a vague general on 4chan dude
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>>202686257
Howling
Puttering
Scromiting
Screaming
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvZTW10rAi0
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>>202686257
oopsie daisy
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If I ever got doxxed on 4chan I would honestly just kill myself
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>>202686257
Sharting
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>>202686268
Nah I wanted to meet friends to houss me
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Heartburn's a lot better since I stopped taking my meds
Coincidence? dont know
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>>202686289
i used to frequent tinychat rooms that were linked on 4chan a lot, there's probably some caps of my face around
who cares as long as you dont get the emmet treatment but he put it on himself
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i don't like life. But, I do like my ass
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I've gone ten pin bowling 7 days straight. Think I've got an addiction lads. Haha.
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>>202686289
i'd just ignore it, no one actually cares enough to go out of their way harass you as long as you don't feed the trolls, or if you're a proper creature like chris chan
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doing quite the poo lads. quite the poo indeed.
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>>202686337
did a big curry poo earlier
stinky
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>>202686327
The worst trolls did to me was send me Uber eats and call the pizza hut I worked and they completely ignored them
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>>202686337
was just browsing 9gag and found this. is it true?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWmOKdGnpNQ
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>>202686289
Nooo 190 don't we'd miss you haha x
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>>202686303
you should be taking them on an empty stomach
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AmberPeach on myfreecams lads. Corr.
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>>202686375
um
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How is catyank a real person? He seems like he would be a side character in something like Peep Show whose humor comes from how cringe and pathetic he is.
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It's a portal to adventuuuuuuuuuuuure...

*switches on portal*

Step insiiiiiiiide... and seeeeeeee what adventure awaits youuuuuuuuuuuuu...
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Drinking the cheap co op wine tonight
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Still when I get money I wanna go to the UK because why not also because I think a road trip /Brit edition will be fun
>Go from Scotland to London
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>>202686233
It's literally a caked uo chudjack, lmao.
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>>202686375
thought this was hot until i saw the hand go through the neck
immersion ruined
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>>202686403
*spaffs into the portal*
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>>202686400
He's just extremely autistic and for whatever reason latched on to 4chan as his place to blogpost. In an alternate timeline he might be shitting up Reddit, or uploading 10 videos to Youtube per day and getting no views
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Australians expect us to take them seriously while being from places called Wollongong and moowombu
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>>202686400
He's just a regular autistic guy there is nothing remarkable about him you only know who he is because he is an avatarfag
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>>202686403
*steps into the portal*
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>>202686386
What does that mean exactly? Normally I'd take them just before sleep so a good bit after tea but having eaten all my day's food. Doc told me was good to take at night because they make me unreasonably sleepy (doesn't seem to help that problem)
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>>202686375
what's happening? why are they naked?
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Long live Blairism-Brownism and Keir Starmer thought
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>>202686403
Looks like the entrance to a level in Spyro
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Rip no one is willing to hangout with me when I go to London I am saving up 600 bucks for it just need a place to stay when I visit everywhere
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>>202686403
*pokes my arse through and does a poo*
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you can grow concrete
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What makes some autismos go hardcore chud anti-semite like Catyank, and others go proper lefty and/or commie
Is there an alternate universe where Catyank's autism was channeled differently and he trooned out instead?
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>>202686435
Brown sold the gold at rock bottom prices and raided the private pension funds
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>>202686456
a stranger online isnt going to house you moron
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>>202686433
normally you take them after you wake up so your stomach is empty and there's not as much acid for it to react with but if they make you sleepy that's quite a catch 22
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https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22you%20can%20grow%20concrete%22/
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We need to go the fuck back bros...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2QHUD8lOsA
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>>202686467
Just the nature of autism.
One or two weird things become their special interests and their entire lives revolve around them.
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>>202686478
Eh I had someone house me in NYC
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>>202686495
no you didnt
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>>202686500
rofl
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>>202686403
*steps through and appears behind a glory hole with a willy poking through*
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>>202686490
based
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'ay 'orn on
'ot 'oodle in
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>>202686400
Does this make you feel like a tough guy, saying mean things about a person who never fights back
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>>202686509
Erick Sparrow the Chad
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>>202686500
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>>202686502
I knew him from discord for years so he let me sleep on his couch for a week while we walked acround
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>>202686500
cockmogs me
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>>202686538
How is that anything like random chan posters from another country
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>>202686538
shut the fuck up
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AVOID ALL RELATIONSHIPS WITH PEOPLE THAT ENGAGE IN ERP
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Catyank rarely gets angry even when people verbally abuse him. He has more character than any of you.
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>>202686490
i liked american wasteland better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nS7CedeHe0
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roast chook for dindins tonight methinks
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>>202686547
Well he is a random stranger
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>>202686500
how is this rubbish even legal
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>>202686568
yeah like we're supposed to know what ERP is
pull your head in seamus
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reckon i'm gonna heat up some of my extra kebab meat from my doner n chips the other night and eat it all up in pita bread mm mmmm scrandelicious, scrandissimo, *mwah* bueno, bueno, si, si, bella, eh a mama mia, *mwah* BELLA!
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>>202686579
what's that
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>>202686581
That you've communicated with directly for years
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>>202686522
>>202686571
I'm not saying he's a bad person. I don't even hate him. He's just really weird and pathetic is all
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>>202686571
he spergs out pretty hard when you post his stupid cat images pretending to be him
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I've only ever known 2 gays in real life
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>>202686620
I never met him until we met in person
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>>202686619
a chook that's been roasted
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>>202686586
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i've only known 2 days of life
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>>202686642
what's a chook
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>>202686650
indian made meme
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>>202686589
day old kebab sounds grim
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>>202686571
hes an unpleasant bastard who avatarfags, spams, talks to himself and parrots shit no one cares about from someone no one cares about. hes shit
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>>202686557
He's fucked it so bad its unreal LMAO
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>>202686649
does the average person even know what that flag means
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>>202686557
nice political post retard
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>>202686663
2 days old and it's not (no grimmer than fresh)
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>>202686657
it's one of those birds that have red bits dangling off their head and go cluck cluck cluck
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>>202686641
You knew who he was he wasn't a stranger
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>>202686649
do you think the rich saudis seethe when they do their daily shop...
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>up in 4 hours
>can't sleep
another day feeling like shite then
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watching the episode of reno 911 with kenny rogers
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>>202685902
I would Suzi if there werent any AIDS
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>>202686667
He's not that bad and easy to filter
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I literally don't know any Democrats irl. From my personal frame of reference, Democrats literally do not exist.
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>>202686691
is that a kookaburra a budgerigar a cassowary or an emu
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>>202686737
Why do you assume she has AIDS
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migiht start doing ketamine to wean myself off opioids, i'm not physically addicted just mentally
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>>202686747
You have no friends and you never leave the house
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>>202686673
they think it means be kind and tolerant when really it means paedophilia
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>>202686752
Because she got fucked by notorious tranny fucker Christian while he had HIV
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jxSN0XDtTA
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>>202686782
Based Christian XXX giving deadly STDs to trannoids.
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>>202686782
They have good drugs for that now anyway. Not a big deal
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>>202686768
Yes I do. It's just that I live in a small town in Nebraska. Literally everyone is a Trump supporter here, besides the people who just don't care and don't vote for anyone.
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>>202686577
Fuck off yank
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>>202686802
Curious how you hate "trannoids" yet know the name of a pornstar who shags them...
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>>202686827
I have a very broad general knowledge on a wide variety of topics.
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all this tranny talk is getting me frisky, tonight it shall be femboy/ tranny porn which is good because as it so happens I shaved my cock today so I have really immerse myself
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>>202686814
And what does any of this have to do with the topic of this thread?
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might start wearing a watch 24/7 to get used to it on my wrist
even while sleeping and lifting
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>>202686844
Yeah bet your cock has a broad general knowledge after you abused it to a wide variety of hardcore tranny porn.
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run out of rollie papers, might get the bong out and smoke through that
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>>202686874
Dude
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>>202686874
That's illegal.
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>>202686847
"Femboy" is pure degenerate nonsense and "people" who masturbate to them should be sent to an asylum.
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>>202686870
Not interested in your weird fantasies mate.
>>202686872
GARLIC BREAD
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>>202686825
kys
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>>202686861
get those cheap chink builds
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>>202685976
This is fake right?
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>>202686883
no it isn't
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>>202686913
What is fake?
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https://x.com/espokesss
ahaha lads it's like a full on midget ewhore
onlyfans and everything
my word
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Weed is illegal in the UK.
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bafflingly horny
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>>202686926
love how thicc midgets are
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>>202686921
That disturbing image you posted
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>>202685976
i like this genre of women but this particular specimen is quite a poor example
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>>202686937
Horrible interior design
Would not bang
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dirty deeds
thunder chief
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>>202686947
Why are Israelites so different from Jewish Americans? You are like polar opposites.
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you'd think midgets would have a small fanny but it's actually the same size as a normal woman
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>>202686994
hoping they had tiny pussies were you you nonce case
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>>202687005
yea and what?
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>>202687005
imagine the grip
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eyesight is starting to deteriorate lads, i knew staring at a screen all day every day for at least 15 years would catch up to me eventually
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>>202686872
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>>202686937
blimey ruddy norah
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All yanks can leave the thread, please. This is a space for the strong, noble /brit/ man to have for himself.
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>go to prison for two years
>comes out as trans
>commits suicide
well that was unexpected

https://youtu.be/LZkl0_9xFOU?t=1528
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>>202687054
GARLIC BLOODY BREAD
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>>202686994
depends on the variation, one effects bones so all the organs are regular human sized but another effects the whole body so fannies I imagine would be effected to
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>>202686926
feels so wrong looking at midget porn
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Commander Riker, report to my ready room.
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>>202687083
nothing wrong with shagging little midgets de lads
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as rorke as i am i still can't help but find it extremely jarring how stupid the average poster on /pol/ is
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>>202687064
Saw this video the other gay
So bizarre he tried to escape considering he was facing the least charges and probably would have gotten the least time in prison of them all had he not had a mental breakdown
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>>202687114
That's true although to be fair, you have to understand that a huge percentage of it is shills and bots.
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>>202687108
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>>202687108
whack that cunt under the grill with some teriyaki sauce
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>the other gay
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>>202687114
It makes sense when you realise they’re all self-loathing mixed race yank mutts
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>>202687130
phwoar yes
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>>202687130
Posting this image is illegal.
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Got called a piece of shit in bullawayo
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>>202687122
This is Sophia Diamond?
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need swede
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>>202687130
cute
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>>202687147
The intellect is staggering
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>>202687155
it's not though mate, that's the thing
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>>202687183
I used to know a Swedish girl irl and she was really nice to me. She had a very gentle and sweet personality.
Also she was gorgeous.
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why didn't anyone speak up about diddy 20 years ago? he's been raping roasties with impunity for three decades
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>>202686937
Name of girl?
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>>202687206
u fuck her?
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i could write a book, piece of piss, chapter one: the end
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alright that's enough
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>>202687224
No. I would never dishonor such a beautiful angel. Don't even talk like that about her.
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Gen Z are aging too fast
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>>202687216
the women hadn't decided it was rape yet since they didn't realise how much money they could get
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>Got called a piece of shit in bullawayo
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>>202687254
mentally still toddlers thoughbeit
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based madeline
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do you lads ever go around with a haircut, and an ipod, and piercings, and a strap-on?
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Horror game like Dead by Daylight but set on Epstein’s Island featuring classic and modern day paedos. The Predators: Epstein, Saville, Cosby, P Diddy, Schofield, Edwards, Gary Glitter
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>>202687241
see if it was me I woulda fucked her but I'm not going to say something so crass outta respect for you sensibilities
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>>202687216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXTIKAEMBU8
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>>202687247
just one thin piece of fabric between her fanny and the world
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>>202687206
Did she have a cute accent?
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>>202686827
To be fair he doesnt do just trans, he does fat women, old women, men, women, everything
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>>202687197
>>202687201
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they should rename this general /SoiledNappy/

would be more appropriate considering the quality of poster here
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>>202687247
This just a random pic or she have socials?
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>>202687131
no one reads scots wikipedia
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>>202686926
Imagine how brutal it must be being a male midget
>have to compete with normal men in looks
>have to compete with normal men in dick size (probably not that different i think but i never bothered looking into midget dick size), where their women get filled out easily by average dicks
>have difficulty getting jobs
Theres only a few midges i would dare make fun of because it must be a truly brutal existence
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>>202687285
If we were in the same room right now I would punch your lights out for speaking of her like this. You odious, contemptible, slimy little man. You aren't worthy to kiss her feet.
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Life's got me mad,
But if I had a midget I'd be glad
To watch him jump around on my Nintendo power pad
He'd have a big head, short legs and long torso
The name that I'd give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like back flips and side kicks
When company came over he'd preform and get tips
While I'm eatin' at night,
In the kitchen he'd be able,
To get the food scraps that I threw under the table
If my midget was ever bad,
And acted in rage,
Then I'd take him to the bathroom,
And put him in his cage
But if he kept actin' up and really made me sick
I'd hang him upside down, and poke him with a stick
Little Gordo
Would be good, mosta the time though,
He'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling "hiyo"
I'd take I'm for walks in the park on the weekends
And if he saw other midgets he'd say "can we be friends?"
He'd only need a 3 foot coffin when he was dead,
And he be in the Guinness book for the worlds biggest head
What a funny little fellow,
But don't call him a shrimp,
Or he'll attack your legs cause Gordo's a tough gimp!
He'd have a pogo ball that he'd bounce on for hours,
And dirty little fat head Gordo wouldn't take showers
When Halloween came,
He wouldn't be a chump,
Gettin' all the candy goin' around as a tree stump
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>>202687300
how does one even weigh it
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>>202687336
the fella that did mini me in austin powers had his sex tape leaked
i've never seen it myself but i imagine if you were so inclined to conduct that sort of research that would be a good place to start
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>>202687278
Nice 1
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Sometimes my friends would chase Gordo with a gun,
It'd be fun,
Because midgets wobble when they run
They're so close to the ground,
And so easy to kick
They're so slow in the head,
And so easy to trick
Gordo could do somersaults,
His special thing
At the fair I would make him enter mud wrestling
Sometimes he wears stilts,
And pretend to be tall
So I'd kick him over,
And then I'd laugh at him fall
Silly little Gordo,
Just be yourself
I'd put wood on his head,
And he'd just be a shelf
He'd do funny little dances,
But that's irrelevant
At the beach Gordo got attacked by pelicans
He had a girlfriend once,
But she was an ogre,
It didn't last long cause he couldn't fuck her sober
Gordo had a problem,
Gordo wet the bed,
So I'd make him wear diapers on his ass and his head
He'd have to clean up his own cage himself,
And if he lost a little weight he'd be Keebler elf
He'd really be somthin',
My mangled little munchkin,
Plus his head would be larger than any big pumpkin
This perfect little fool would make a perfect foot stool,
Sometimes I'd kick him in the head and say "BITCH BE COOL",
I'd have a great life,
I'd be happy I know,
If I only owned a pet midget named Gordo,
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>>202687352
do what the lass said and pop it on a scale
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>>202687285
kys
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>>202687216
Considering how many dudes he fucked and how they carreers hinged on their image id say not many guys would have wanted that to go public
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>>202687352
chop it off and then reattach it when you've finished
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>>202687346
Based. Zoomers have no sense of decency.
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>>202687355
>troy verne had a sex tape leak
Thanks i wish i could unlearn this
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>>202687346
I said I wouldn't say that about your sweetie. I mean she ain't even your gal just some gal you know.
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Throw another shrimp on the barbie aha
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wonder how long before it's medically feasible to do penis transplants, obviously blokes with tiny willies are going to want that, alongside ftm trannies
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ya fackin pom
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>>202687416
2046
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>>202687293
a little bit, but her English was very good
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feeling quite sleepy but i've had so many painkillers today and yesterday i'm afraid i won't wake up if i sleep
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>>202687273
me the black guy grinning in the background
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>>202687373
what just pop squat or get those scales in the butchers
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>>202687450
Haha damn that sucks boring drugmong x
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The next poster will have the length of his penis reduced by three inches
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Ghost of Tsushima just got pozzed
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>>202687496
*Snip*
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Might start wearing a nappy to bed so I can just soil myself in the night instead of getting up and going to the bathroom
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>>>/gif/27919811
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>>202687535
here's your posted it again award lad, one (You) and no cents
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>>202687447
cute
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>>202687535
what the fuck
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>>202687589
>>202687589
>>202687589
noo
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>>202686937
CORRRRRRRRRRR

>>202687218
Nora Fawn
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>>202687496
Literally GOYslop lmao



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