rorke unmasked edition
got a huge booger up my nose but i can't reach it
poo smells hehe :)
Isn't peanut butter amazing?It's delicious, somewhat nutritious, is just peanuts+salt, and goes great with anything from a sandwich to a stir-fry
Most men are naturally protective of women, especially pretty women.
https://youtu.be/fLaZ9OD7q6g
Got my feckin adult nappy on
dare I have my second Brisk iced tea of the day? They are zero sugar with all natural sweeteners...
>>202687678you unironically posted this brainrot as if it's something intelligent>in shitty hollywood films, which i'm trashy enough to assume everyone else watches, the underdog is super kewl and u cheer them on! so why aren't you... why aren't we what?>cuts to joe fucking rogan babbling shit
>>202687722watch the bit on ants 3 mins in
>>202687678do zoomers crank up this music and do a funky little bop to it in their bedrooms?
>>202687618never take the bogpill use teritonol
>>202687752tretinoin
>>202687648yea but i eat too much of it and it has a lot of omega 6
>>202687777
>>202687770You're an omega
>>202687589what did he get in trouble for? Being a Nazi is cringe and gay but can you actually be arrested for it there??
>>202687781yes pablo australia has a bunch of stupid laws
ugly zoomer sex
>>202687776this you?
>>202687781No, you cannot be arrested for being a Nazi, just for publicly abusing someone about race
>>202687853You can call me rayYou can call me JYou can call me ray-J!
I can't stop eating McVities
>>202687902Shouldn't you be at work
Google search Sucker Punch Productions and Black Rock for me please
>>202687874So you can be arrested for calling someone a slur? Like actually go to jail for speech? Fuck I knew you didn't have free speech but I thought it was just like a ticket or something.
povvoids itt
Barbara Streisand is ugly.
Which of these are you? Or do you find most interesting if you don't believe?Also interesting to note that 99% of all terror attacks in Islam come from just 3 sects: Deobandi, Salafi, and Wahhabi. The rest are all pretty much peaceful so long as you don't attack them first.
Tldr
the e-gf was off her rocker last night
>>202687976Raised Methodist, me.
>>202688042>I'm a degenerate no biological female has ever used that word, only chuds use it
>>202687615Close the other nostril and blow it out
>>202688042everyone saw this earlier on reddit mate going through the effort to block the names and pretend it's yours is tragic
>>202688042cringe af that you would do this mate
>>202687922Shouldn't you?
>>202687589well i got into 2 hour argument about bullshit with my dad and he told me he would rather keep my step mom happy then me so he is willing to throw me out on the street and let me die
Superman is canonically a Methodist did you know.
04:21 here in the UK, dark outside, quite cool this morning but not raining for the first time this week
>>202688059Hank's wife in Breaking Bad says it once. She calls Jesse a degenerate. I don't know why I remember that but I do.
>>202687976Raised Baptist What interests me: protestant, calvinism, roman catholicism
>>202688101I bet a man wrote that script
2016, 8 bloody years ago
oh no
>>202688116>1999 was 50 years ago
Here i hope you guys will laugh at this>They will never automated accountants>machines can't deal with people or do what i do>most of the work is automated they would never completely get rid of it>if that was the case i would blow my brains out and make everyone watch
>>202688061already tried that it don't work none
>>202688059women will mirror the degeneracy and words of the men they associate with
/brit/ in shambles
>>202688133fuck off yank
>>202687976as an atheist, gnosticism is the most compelling
>>202688137russia is going on like a crazy bitch you pumped and dumped. wouldn't put it past them. sort of crazy hot that you'll wake up and find she's cut your dick off.
>>202688137>850k dead
>>202688154Gnosticism, despite being extremely complex, does offer a simple solution to the problem of evil which I haven't seen any other Abrahamic faith be able to explain an answer for
these hoes aint loyal
>>202688215YUNG MOOLA BABBYYYY
mental to think yanks watch the patriot and don't support the british
>>202688205why are you posting this bs everywhere? someone would have to be an absolute brainlet to think that is deep
Nice political posts, retards.
israelis once again creating a massive immigration crisis that they'll refuse to take care of while surreptitiously lobbying european nations to take the leadmany such cases
wish i could watch videos while eating the chewing distracts me too much
>>202688255
albanese says yes to the lebanese refugees
>>202688255all according to plan
wife of alexander hamilton lived to almost 100, only died in the 1850smental
>>202688272
>>202688275albanese doesn't rhyme with lebanese which i assume was what spurred this post
>>202688083See a therapist lad, you're depressed and I stressed all the time
>>202688281Yeah I'm sure they have grand plands to annex a piece of NATO territory, retard.
what if I told you gnomes, elves, ghosts... all of it is real, and all of it is terrifying let me promise you, you do not want to cross an elf
crossing my fingers that israel becomes as hated as nazi germany and the whole world teams up to destroy them but by the time everyone realizes how evil they are the economy will collapse and there will be more domestic problems to think about instead
Oh I saw this coming. I read this website a lot and like every single week the past few months another one of his people were getting arrested or indicted.
>>202688299well thats that ruined
>>202688328howling if you think greater israel is some sort of fringe conspiracy when zionists openly want it
>>202688272he is such a midwit it's unreal
>>202688349>howlingare you really
>>202688382....yh
>>202688358lol not even conservatives like this fag
>>202687976Searching Protestant but I'm interested in the wisdom of other forms of Christianity
>>202688305well i just want to travel the world and work with my hands but i am forced to do shit
>>202687976Roman Catholic. None of it really interest me anymore
>>202688154Only cause Jrpg's copped it into their kusoge's>>202688189God is evil, well god isn't god he's just an evil janny who servers under God. You gotta climb a ladder but don't feel bad cause god is more evil than you bro. You're benevolent and good despite evil god ruling the universe
>>202688338He's the guy sending busses of Latinos to red states?
>>202688443Hi Grace ^^
>>202687976
lads, the same leng indian chick from yesterday that delivered me food is delivering me food AGAINVERY excited
>>202688518>gay and trans people are scaryDidn't read anymore of this reddit goop
I am mentally ill and hold multiple beliefs that and mutually exclusive to each other
>>202688567why would jesus make lgbt people if he hates themseethe if you want but it's a valid theological question that needs an explanation
The midwit phenomenon is not exclusive to any place on the political spectrum in particular. Midwittery can manifest anywhere on the spectrum.Karl Marx, Ayn Rand, Destiny, Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Sam Harris, John Stewart, John Oliver, h3h3, Varg Vikernes, and Nick Fuentes are all midwits.Varg's dungeon synth music was really good though tbf ngl
>>202688526>*rapes and kills your mother*I dindu nuffin, it's all relative*pulls out of her corpse and spaffs in your face*It's not really gay cause I'm topping, it's all relative bro
>>202688593I however, am smart
>>202688569Diagnosed with anything or do you think that because you believe mutually exclusive things?
>>202688518gnosticism is anti-life crackpottery for fruitcake weirdos>this world fucking sucks mans. let's btfo this jointk, bye, make sure to not have any children. no one gives a shit that you quit. bye.
*turns* Have you heard of the high elves?
>>202688600you sound german. that morality is not universal does not mean therefore there is no morality.
the leng indian chick isnt showing off her chubby belly today lads, kinda sad... not as leng...
>>202688593Varg is not exactly a midwit. He is the idiot savant archetype. His genius specialty is music. He's kind of a retard in everything else.
>>202688580Christ doesn't hate lgtq+ people, he loves them. But acting on their queer attraction is a sin. Why they feel those queer feelings, well that's sin nature doing it's thing
>>202688609Yes im diagnosed. Holding multiple beliefs they appear contradictory is never actually a problem if you are good enough at pretending to be smart, because you can always just claim any apparent contradictions are in fact resolved on a higher intellectual level than that which we're at, or that it is simply too complex to explain the solution to the contradictions to a normal person without writing a 1000 page book.
>>202688622you sound bitter and angry
> Thomas Mansfield, a 29-year-old personal trainer, died in 2021 after miscalculating the amount of caffeine powder he was meant to use.>He took a dose equivalent of up to 200 cups of coffee, which left him "clutching at his chest" and frothing at the mouth>Bald by 30>Its okay if I just stay fit>Bald by 30>Just gotta keep my energy levels up>Bald by 30>This caffeine powder will give me the boost I need
>>202688608yeah
>>202688642My morality is muh dick by virtue of my power. In the moment, I haven't coomed in 2 days *strokes my horses wang while side eyeing your sister*"no one will ever beat you to death on the side of the road"
>>202688662He did a video where he described a massive head trauma he got when he was a kid while skiing. Psych profile might be gifted kid knocked into dangerous ADHD nazi realm.
>>202687781>>202687965does texas have any good beaches? i know someone who lives in galveston who says it's a shithole but still somehow a tourist destination
Ancient Egypt was like 4000 - 6000 years ago. Mental that, to imagine people living and doing shit way back then.
>>202688710>more deranged vile ramblings from some little creepyour mother is upset about what a gross fuckup you are
saw a gym employee who was quite fat once, wasn't even from planet fitness
>>202688593Who are the smart people?
a mosquito flew up my nostil while i was inhaling, don't know if it's still up there or not but it's driving me bananas
This world is certainly a cruel and evil place to be for the vast majority of us.Maybe atheists are right. I can't know. But if there is something after, then the Buddhists and Gnostics hit closest to the truth for sure.
Jesus entering from the rear
>>202688780slug guy 2.0
>>202688744It's 2024 chud, morality isn't universal
>>202688754He listed them
>>202688793i hope not, but at least in this case it's not my own fault for being a retard
>>202688795it doesn't exist at all
>>202688796No I didn't.
>>202688781>BuddhistsA Jay Dyer vid catyank posted once demonstrated that Buddhism's belief system isn't coherentCatyank you there, can you find it?
I expect we aren't going to resolve the millennia old question of the nature of morality at 5 am on /brit/. Maybe I'm wrong but I highly doubt it, so why bother arguing? Relax.
>>202688754Chris Langanhttps://youtu.be/QP4e0hxy8rw
anyone remember captain tomchrist that was some cringe looking back
>>202688822This post in itself indicates you don't understand the essence of Buddhism
>>202688835it was obvious cringe at the time like all tory worship
>>202688826nah I can solve itnot realnext thing, do you put carrots in a lasagne?
don't hate the player, hate the BAME
>>202688826It's edgy shit like this that made that lass shoot her mother dead and attempt to kill her step-fatherhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/carly-gregg-murder-trial-verdict-b2616303.html
>>202688843How so?
>>202688754Vox Dayhttps://youtu.be/vcQ5uEsWhjI
lol roflol, noob fag lol
This existence has too much suffering for me to bearSomething has to give
>>202688873what a snake
>>202688930Who hurt you?
>>202688843I'm gonna sleep, I'll read the rest of your post later. Come back on Diego day and maybe us and brick can have a lovely chat x
>>202688832IQ is nowhere near his but he sets all my kook alarms off. Not like the geniuses who are also slightly to very crazy, but like the lives at the public library kind. Insanely smart people aren't immune to pathological biases and he comes from an outsider world removed from experts and people who challenge him properly. Thank you for reading!
>>202688941Physically? Many people Mentally? Mostly myself Spiritually? Whoever designed this hell I must repeatedly awake to be tormented in
>>202688704Poor bastard, how the hell did he do it? He must have mixed up a massive quantity.
>>202688976She has a sex toy tattooed on her body. Pretty wild.
which race are you the most racist against lads?
>>202688991None. I love all beings and try my best to nurture compassion towards them, although I admit as a mere human sometimes I fall short.Why would I want to hate anyone? That doesn't benefit me or them. We should seek to minimise misery, not multiply it.
>>202688991Not racist per se, just don't want them here.They have their own countries and they're more than welcome to them. I don't begrudge them for that.
>>202688991My body is saying blacks
>>202688991muslim
>>202689016reducing other people's misery shouldn't come at the cost of the white man's spirit
>>202688976>>202689038CORRRRRRR tats
>>202688950https://youtu.be/49cJPcLfOZ8
>>202688991Not racist me
>>202689068You know who's co-starring in Sonic the Hedgehog 3?Australian actress Alyla Browne.
>>202689106never heard of her
>>202689106seek help
opioids are not actually that dangerous unless you really miscalculate your dosages, or if it's laced with fentanyl
>>202688991i'm very racist against indians, after all how could you not be? they're repulsivealso not fan of jews and chinks, they're quite similar in their MO of being sneaky, amoral, and insular
>>202689127>unless you really miscalculate your dosageswhich is easy to do once you're heavily addicted and built up a massive tolerance
>>202689154that happens to people who quit and then relapse straight back to their old dosages without realising their dependence has reset, that's what happened to sid vicious i think
>>202689168>dependencetolerance*
>>202689144>cropped earskys
>>202689065Noticed a link between antinatalism and transhumanism, kind of obvious there'd be one. 1 it's kind of trendy. 2 it's part of our all or nothing civ trajectory. Too much suffering in the world. If we can't be women in second life and live in superhuman bliss before we run out of oil or get volcanoed into another dark ages then it's all been for nothing. That's essentially where at least some respected philosophers and silicon valley people seem to be.
not even a massive dog fan but absolutely HATE cropped tails and ears on poor dogbergs fair cop if it's a working dog (99% of them are not, or are "working" once or twice a year on a shoot) but otherwise it's mutilating an animal for aethstetic purposes
Fuck dogs, cats are man's true best friend.
>>202689232love cats methey're daft little buggers
>>202689185uncropped ears can be bad for dobermans
>>202689254don't believe this for a minute
>>202689264snorting
well?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1727325895166770.webm
>>202689264Check out Vox Day.https://youtu.be/vcQ5uEsWhjI
>>202689280>2 minute long video>tick-tockno chance pal
Enter the mind's eye
Petrochemicals are vital parts of the medical industry. The medical industry is vital to combat super-bugs that are medicine and pesticide etc resistant. Need a team of guys on this. Not a single person on the planet aware of this besides me and Bill currently.
might go to work earlygot nowt else to do
>>202689243Love 'em so much bro it's unreal. My cat does this cute thing where she likes to climb up on top of things (bookshelves, tables, etc) and if I don't pet her when I walk by she bats at my arm.
>>202689341very very based
>>202689324What's your ideal work week assuming you have to work at least 30 hours. 2 15 hour days? 3 10 hour days? Let me know in the comments.
>>202689362rizz as the kids are want to say
>>>/wsg/5689772>he tried to warn youyou didn't listen
Being a broken man isn’t nearly as cool as they make it seem in the Hollywood movies.I’m not dark and mysterious. I’m just sad and can’t sleep.
Could barely even shag the gf this morning cause of the sciatica :(
Maybe it's time for a female voice in the white house
>>202689512last time that was allowed yugoslavia got bombed
kind of insane how israeli national myth is that they had to valiantly fight off the british through terrorism even though the british basically gifted them a country
>>202689512Maybe it's time for you to SHUT UP!
>>202689457honestly all posh people should just be murdered
>>202689466I will be the judge of who's broken and who's not, considering I'm damaged myselfwhat is the worst thing thats ever happened to you?
>>202689523
>>202689457man what the fucki feel for that fella, i really do. wouldnt know what to do with myself other than panic
>>202688991African hijab wearing women Particularly the Somali looking ones absolutely vulgar
>>202689540I don’t want to talk about it.
>>202689542Olivia Wilde is Alexander Cockburn's niece.
advanced sleep phase disorder has me by the bollocks, ladsanother 4:30 awakening after only 4-5 hours of sleep
>>202689542madeline albright
cannot for the life of my understand why betty boop was considered a sex symbol
>>202689579She was so flipping hot in House but she's aged like milk since then unfortunately
> advanced sleep phase disordercome on now
>>202689620she seems easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGcfBRkJSWQ
ol' straddlin' madeline albright
>>202688282interesting post lad She was there for the start of the republic and would have been alive to see the social unrest of the 1850s brew
>>202689620it was considered the height of scandal to wear a skirt that rode above the knees back in the day
>>202689685maybe why they balanced the cartoons out by giving her such a disfigured and bizarre looking head
>>202689638Just more attainable looking. Hotter now as a result. How it works, it's why I'm gay but not.https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/global-warming-sin/
>>202689620makes me wonder if it was in fact americans who started the trend of wanking to cartoons long before the japs invented anime
spaffed out a great load then went to make myself a sandwich to refuel but I forgot about the bit that dripped on the ground and I just stepped in it :/
>>202689721*grabs you forcibly by the leg and starts furiously licking the bottom of your foot*
>>202689721done yourself
rights for whites -- that's not too much to ask, is it?
>>202687965>Like actually go to jail for speech?Being arrested does not mean going to jail. The racial aspect is just the spice for a larger charge of assault and other abuse. Nobody in Australia has ever gone to jail for casually calling an African gentleman the N word.
Just found out that yank phrases like “no can do” and “long time no see” originated from them mocking foreigners who couldn’t speak English properly and just translated their own language’s phrases literally into English.They made fun of their broken English so much it stuck and now they use broken English unironically.
can you imagine how shit this country would be if brits did what they did in all the other colonies and started importing millions of pajeets and chinks and such to slave the farmspretty bloody lucky we started developing a form of semiautonomy before that kicked off in earnest in the 1800s
>>202689705That was cavemen not us. The oldest porn fetish next to standing over your cousin having sex with your other cousin by the fire and rubbing one out onto the log Don't shoot the messenger.
>>202689798well... you're doing that now so..
>>202689796makes sense
@202689809errrr
>>202689809bizarre post
/brit/ anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcBxE_DpPpE
kinda bored, might get inaugurated as president then die 3 weeks later of typhoid fever, idk
>>202689833They drew tits in sand and jacked off to the people who were having sex around them who would have been related to them. This is science.
>>202689816yeah but stillcolonies like guyana down in south america are still like 50% pajeetheaven forfend
>>202689861the hell are you on about
None of you could ever get a woman to talk to you this way
>>202689875We didn't invent jacking off to Betty Boop. Jacking off to Betty Boop is an ancient tradition going back at least 200,000 years.
>>202689890She Asian?
>>202689890that last line is fucking dire
>>202689890literally all you need to do is pay an onlyfans chick $50, and that's basically what he was doing
>plebphil collins>patricianpeter gabriel
>>202689890my ex tried to get me to roleplay over text like this sometimes but i couldn't get into it, it's just too ridiculous
>>202689942sounds like you just weren't that attracted to her I wanked on a phone call to a girl this morning
I don't think I could ever be attracted enough to a woman to get off just from a phone call
>>202689970What about one with a real nigga?
Soup is good. Here is a recipe for Cheesy Potato Soup:TOTAL TIME: Prep: 10 min. Cook: 35 min. YIELD: 10 servings (2-1/2 quarts).Ingredients* 1 medium onion, chopped* 2 tablespoons butter* 6 medium potatoes, peeled and cubed* 5 cups water* 2 cups milk* 1 can (10-3/4 ounces) condensed cream of chicken soup, undiluted* 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt* 1/8 teaspoon pepper* 12 ounces process cheese (Velveeta), cubed* Minced fresh parsleyDirections* In a Dutch oven or soup kettle, saute onion in butter. Add potatoes and water. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat; cover and simmer for 15 minutes or until potatoes are tender. Stir in the milk, soup, garlic salt and pepper; heat through. Add cheese; stir until cheese is melted. Sprinkle with parsley.
>>202689890>DivaJilly | Siobhan>moon2 what the fuck are these names?
which way norwooder man?
Search any white people music on YouTube followed by the word "reaction." Black people have carved out an entire industry out of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsWHndtJ6fQ
spent nearly a quarter of the last 7 days gooning
>>202690303
/brit/ mfs when they can't post about yanks, poo, or bbc.
hypothetically speaking if kamala DID come into your room and whisper in your ear "goon for me; i'll watch", would you?
screaming
>>202690366KEK
I will answer any questions about things to the best of my ability
>>202690411what's it like to have a woman love you?
>>202690411What is the best brand of tea?
>>202690429Nice>>202690434Yorkshire
>>202690411How should I decorate my living room?
>>202690500Depends
Ana de Armas or Sydney Sweeney. Both want me, but I can only choose one. I can't decide!
>>202690467>yorkshire GOOD lad
>>202690411Which is the best savoury pastry, sausage roll, steak bake, or cornish pasty?
>>202690527Ana
>>202690541Sausage RollFestive BakeSteak Bake Cornish
rorking telling his fellow in mates he was arrested for posting his right wing views, neglecting to mention that it was his right wing libertarian view (he was posting cp)
No weapon formed against me shall prosper
>>202690541katsu chicken bake
>>202690593That's not a real thing
sweated out the flu de lads, back into normal temperature ranges but my bed is sodden
>>20269059254 17 from isaiah, saya
>>202690638Good thing you replace your sheets every week and already have a clean set ready to go
based weekly sheets washer
willy has been oddly itchy lately
>>202690698change mine every weekgf says I should change it after every time we have sex which is too much imo
>>202690707maybe it's dry from ALL THE PUSSY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FUCKING
>>202690631btfo just like a r/atheist
>>202690714depends how sweaty you get x
>>202690716You've done me
Any of you ever been hashing?
lol
>>202690740things can only get better
>Scottish comedian Janey Godley has revealed she is receiving end-of-life care for her terminal cancer.
>>202690740To the moon
>>202690740you've done yourself
>>202690740
down to 59kg ladsabs SOON
>chicken katsuanimenonce slop
idgieveryone in the replies is howling
bro fell for the abs are made in the kitchen meme
>>202690804what are you like 5'1
>>202690828yeah (5'6)
>>202690811two tier keir said sausages instead of hostages
>>2026908335'1, 5'6; for a man it's all the same
>>202690844...yh
>>202690840I mean that was a bad slip up, but when he started going on about a two steak solution I'm pretty sure he was just hungry
>>202690866that's OK my short king, I kneel (to be at eye level with you)
>>202690833>>202690804Would top
my parents let me drink and smoke from the age of 13 and i turned out fine
my parents let me eat a slug and I bluhghurgh
mum just sent me this
>>202690903your mum is Ashleigh Coffin?
>>202690887bogan
>>202690903Too big
>>202690910wtf....!!! MUM!!!!
>>202690915perhaps but i got it out of my system early and now i neither drink nor smoke so i basically got a free head start over everyone else
>>202690979tbf i started smoking weed and doing drugs at 14 so i'm not much better
*coughs in your face*
holy shit...
>>202691018>>202691018>>202691018>>202691018>>202691018
