The X Factor Edition
And that's what I'm (and I wonder)Seven o'clock, that's primetimeHeaven'll watch, God calling from the hotlinesWhy he keep giving me hot lines?I'm a star, how could I not shine? (And I wonder)
Wholesome lovely evening on the BBC!!!!
Red meat is a class 1 carcinogen on par with cigarettes and asbestos.Over 800 standardised studies have decided that 1 portion of red meat is 2 sausages, 3 rashers of bacon, or 3 slices of ham.Eating that 1 portion of meat daily increases your chance of developing cancer by 6%-7%.Over 30% of all bowl cancer and over 50% of all colon cancer can be linked to being directly caused by eating red meat.
>>202726349red meat =/= processed meat idiot
Oh no Daddy I did a chocolate pressie in my diapow again. Clean up in aisle me :/
im like tyler durden but irish diaspora
catberg on a mad one>>202726363FOMYEG
if red meat is bad for me then why is it so good for me?
>>202726349your mum eats my red meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tfvQmAauL4
>>202726374because you secretly like men
>>202726359Yes moron, I was talking about RED MEAT, just like my post said
Go vegan. Before it’s too late.
>>202726349to be honest 6-7% increase is no great shakessurely fags have got to be more than that?
>>202726374suck my red meat(for the purpose of this joke pretend I am red)
>>202726387scrantacular
Rachel Reeves said she'll no longer force billionaires with non-dom status to pay taxesLabour being Tories again
>>202726387I’d rather eat this and enjoy life instead of eating man made plants sprayed with pesticides
>>202726399being in the same classification =/= equally as dangerous
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/ig4XDbzkapLPbKdN__yHjg/why is he trying to force this shit image
>>202726397Why no eggs if vegan? Who's getting hurt there?
really should stop doing drugs one of these daysin fact maybe i'll chuck out the last of my ketamine and opioids and pick up a bible instead
Where’s mousey?? :P
>>202726387remove mushrooms, tomatoes, and bacon then scran
>>202726397Seconding this
>>202726430weird paedo gimmick
>>202726430He’s a mentally ill paedo
>>202726430that's the mother of a girl killed in the sandy hook shootings that he's obsessed withthat's gingerpaedo for you
>>202726430just gingernonce being a weirdo
>>202726458why on earth did you choose to remove three items from the plate but none of them were the black pudding? are you autistic?
https://x.com/hooliganscz1999/status/1839313064149266530Bet you never thought you'd see this.
>>202726387>fries with breakfastOmds do brits really?
>>202726387RETURN THE SAUSAGES
I'm good at history but I can't do maffs.
>>202726473black pudding is ace
>>202726473>removing black puddingHello bendre
>>202726490because you are nonwhite
>>202726464>>202726466>>202726467>>202726472poor man's mousey
Working next to the wheel used to put me off food, but not anymore. Still can't touch black puddings though.
ADORE black pudding
brits have french fries with eggs and beans for breakfast
>>202726518Never had it. The one time I made a full English for Thanksgiving it was absent
>>202726518why? tastes like metal
>>202726531black pudding more like black father
having a bad hair day
>>202726550Are you implying I'm a poc? Grow up
>>202726537scran everything apart from that sauce on the side
had a shoulder hemiarthroplasty one year ago and never regained my full range of motion after that. sucks. why did god do this to me
>>202726537Remove all the meat and eggs
>>202726560because you said the black pudding was absent like a black father is often absent from the family home
can't believe how many picky eaters there are in /brit/, and yet i get accused of having a child's palate because i don't like any seafood whtasoever
>>202726487what are all those weird creatures doing up there
>>202726576
>>202726578because even children like fish fingers you fucking rock spider
>>202726568no refunds
feel like going for an incel drive but i'm still a bit pissed from last night
>>202726604what happened last night
will never understand people who take a drive out of boredom driving is awful and a costly chore
>>202726612FOY
>>202726625nothing yanky about my post
>>202726634In Britainland, pissed means drunk, not angry.
>>202726386it's no secret my dear
>>202726612i got pissed
>>202726647i know that but i thought he meant he was angry
>>202726658does your mum know your gay
>>202726622it's delightfulyou must be bad at it
>>202726668ah ok, sorry Sits On Fat Arse And Wanks
>9-year-old boy riding motor bike dies in collision with vehicle south of Durango
>>202726678nah im a great driver, never been in an accident why would i go drive to go nowhere? waste of gas
>>202726676my mum tried to convince me that I was a lesbian a few times when I was a child it was very bizarre behavior on her part
>>202726701screaming mate you just said you were gaywait what
hate this time of day when my northwest-facing smelly bedroom window gets sunlight bleeding through it no matter how insistently i close the curtains
>>202726698because it's enjoyable and pleasantand never having been in an accident doesn't necessarily mean you're good at it
do you think an australian has ever spaffed on a spider
>>202726387remove the fries, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, bacon, eggs, and bread, leave the pudding
*parp*
just realised i've confessed to a proverbial crime i didnt commit at toil
I'm going to click on the cure concert video and if I don't like it well I'm turning it off and that's all there is to it
>>202726744deplorable arse (compateritevly speaking to you know who)
>>202726769i don't know who actually
>>202726769>you know whovoldemort has a nice ass?
>>202726763only thing i know about cure is entreat live version of disintegration sounds cooler than the slow album version
What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
>A Group 1 carcinogen is a substance, chemical mixture, or exposure that has been classified as carcinogenic to humans by the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC).>*checks list*>alcoholic beverages, coal, diesel engine exhausts, estrogen menopause therapy, estrogen oral contraceptives, being a fireman, working in an iron or steel factory, leather dust, processed meat, salted fish, tobacco, being in the sunshine, welding fumes, wood dustWhy does cancer hate manly men and menopausal women? I want to do DIY and cum into a woman’s womb and make a baby.
>>202726799slutty rorke
hate arab men LOVE arab women
>>202726799yer mum
>>202726799Keir Starmer
>>202726799nothingi will be staying in my incel house and turning the incel lights off so the children don't think i'm as all they'll see is incel darkness
>>202726799Might dress the daughter in this. Thoughts?
>>202726782why
>>202726826Can I come over pal?
Halloween yeah? Giving out sweets to kiddies yeah? I can do that any time of the year.
>>202726833throw this clobber on her
>>202726833
>>202726849only if you bring me an incel chicken nugget meal as i won't be able to make food in the incel kitchen
>>202726845fasteroften the way with live performancesdrumberg gets a bit excited
incel gym toil looms
which /brit/ schizo is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u6Tt3PqIfQ
>>202726833pufferfish would be cuter
BELFASTELFAST
>>202726897
might do a cheeky suicide
>>202726918actually not really an incel I knocked up 3 girls I just wanted to fit in
Going as Tim for Halloween
Nancy in Peep Show is so freaking peng
>>202726924no
>>202726888I seeI don't typically think of the cure playing fast music
>>202726918wish i played a normal sport in school instead of skateboarding with all the fucking spergs
>>202726952got nothing on the foreigner or her lezzer c o r
>>202726924please include a plea to sony for an LBP collection release on pc in your suicide note
>>202726854
>>202726918there's so much self-pity here arthur, it's like you're making excuses for not being a shagger
>>202726924get some folate
>>202726972The Russian actress in real life is a hardcore pro-Putin Ztard
at toil, I am watched by Goldstein. At home, I am watched by mumberg. Every waking hour I am observed and judged. There is no letting loose for me.
>>202726971boohoo
>>202726971skateboarders are chads you're just a sperg
reading about the russian house of romanov on wiki as i poowhat a fucking mess, honestly. offshoots on offshoots on offshootsthey're not even really russian romanovs anymore, the original male line died in like the 1700s and was replaced by a random nobody german house, and even that's fake cause catherine the great cucked her german "romanov" husband and passed the throne down to her own bastard kid
>>202727002have some cunting respect
>>202726980incel ideology at its root is masochism
>>202726987grimwhy whats she done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhCBruock0E
>>202727000hahaha no, maybe in aus only thing skateboarding gave me were druggie friends, lopsided social skills, and a bad right knee watch baker 3 and tell me those guys are chads, they're all spergy degenerates
>>202727002https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branches_of_the_House_of_Romanovlook at this shit
>>202727025forgot about this band. some good tunes back in the day
>watch baker 3yeah don't think I will
>>202727034>umm you're not a real tsar because like your grandpa was a German or somethingWhy don't you cut the bullshit and just admit that you're a fucking commie
>>202727002history is filled with examples of foreigners conquering a different country and then adopting the local culture even though they're foreigners, dates back to the bronze age
>>202727062So true, comrade!
>>202727052you're not missing out on anything yeh but it will prove you wrong
>>202726918sad to say I was in that very /lit/ thread when that post was made
alri then, off to bed at 8:40 pm. Toil tomorrow then the weekend yes!
recently discovered a fairly big scar on the back of my head and i don't know how i got itmaybe i took a knock on the head when i was a little kid and that's why i've got so many mental elves now
Russia and Germany historically had good relations with each other until the early 20th century.
considering a buy on this one
>>202727131Looks phenomenally gay
>>202727131looks cool but haha go on how much is it
Wish I had it in me to just end it all
>>202727131Lmfao
>>202727155carbon monoxide poisoninglook it up
>>202727131you reminded me to go browse temu because there's a cool skeleton shirt I've had my eye on
>>202727131alright elmer
great engagement on my shirt post I must say!
me activating my racism field
>>202727155It will end. The older you get, the more you go through, should make you stronger for w/e bs is next. Focus all your time and energy on money
might actually try and get a gay bf this semester
t to ahr uoc dsh ie o
given us a nice squirrel this timenever look at these
relative past away, inherited some of his clothes, which has about two dozen vintage versace and alexander mcqueen shirts and pants from i'm guessing the 1980's. am i sitting on a goldmine?
>>202727150about $300
Working class Brits look whiter than upper class Brits.Working class Anglos have very pale skin and blue eyes like Norf FC types.Upper class ones have brown eyes and curly dark hair like Frenchmen because they're Norman poofs.
>look whiter thanNO ONE CARES
>>202727244too much /int/ for you my lad
>>202727262it's true though
*enters thread*
>>202727269his fucking eyebrows always kill me
>>202727244truth
Why is it racist to hate one particular race?If you hated all other races other than yours then it makes sense. Sexist people hate everyone of the other sex, homophobic people hate all the gays, to be racist you should need to hate all the other races.If someone told me they hate pizza I wouldn’t assume they just meant pineapple pizza specifically.
>>202727269Can't for the life of me replicate the movement of his arm punching his head like that
>>202727338can you film yourself trying please
saw a person on a forum call another person who was slightly odd and had a differing opinion which the first person strongly disagreed with "severely autistic"this is the sort of person who would scold someone for using the word "retarded"I thought it was very strange... the euphemism treadmill seems to have taken a right turn
>>202727353Ok, I'll give it a go
I love the squirrel
If Sylvester Stallone were a misanthrope he'd be called Sylvester Alone
i saw nigerian who wants to be a millionaire on youtube, skipped to the middle and the question was "what kind of bird eats monkeys"
>>202727198Is this your life today?
https://www.youtube.com/live/qlyJD4-jkncAme did it, her last solo gaming stream. Big up the 2 teammates too x
*roundhouse kicks you in your fat fucking head*that'll teach you...
>>202727131engagement boost on the postI have also replied to it
clicked on /fa/ for old times sake and it seems to now be full of very poorly dressed trannies
throbbing niggerwilly
earlier there was a fella talking about squirrels and I forgot to say I saw a red one today
>>202727363don't just say itget the camera out and make heckin brit history
>>202727403every day is like sunday
>>202727429what are they doing therecome home red man
Seen this lad coming down the stairsthat ain't on is it?
>>202727426what the fuck i was going to start browsing there againwhere will i go for fashion advice now
>>202727422thanks for helping me with the algorithm bro
>>202727444teeheehee he looks spooky
What if you could feel drunk all the time as your default stateNot absurdly drunk, but just enough to feel good and relaxed.
>>202727444looks like a poofshouldnt be any trouble
>>202727426reminds me of that australia /fa/ meetup from years back
sick to death of ai pictures
>>202727458don't like itdon't want to feel the same way all of the time
>>202727446/brit/
>>202727458I would learn that kung fu style that involves being drunk and carry around a small gourd around with me
cute girls with yellow teeth and bad breath
Morning team. Up for toil aren't I?
>>202727407
Can't be alone with own thoughts cause they make me want to hurt myself
>>202727467nary a muscle among em, clearly they subscribe to the idea that clothes make the man
was making a fry up and realised i'd accidentally seasoned it with sugar instead of salt, fucks sake
>>202727551retard
You never see a black ghost
Why does Sophie freak out when she finds out Mark has a knife in his pocket? It's just a knife. Who cares
>>202727570alri karl
All bunged up today with congestion today. Thank goodness those nasal sprays that relieve it.
that's itthe white male indian female porn is getting put on
Do you think I can order the philly cheeseburger without the cheese sauce and pickles? Will I get away with that?
>>202727456not sure hes a fan
>>202727623What's the point of that then
British men are the most desirable on the planet.
>>202727648hes nuts!
>>202727650None of the other burgers do crispy or grilled onions
Ah yes. 5:20 am. The time when my brain decides that I need to sort my life out.Shame it never lasts until whatever time I wake up.
joining the mage's guild
... Me Glarthir outside my rented flat in Skingrad on 27 Last Seed Year of Akatosh 433 ... I am being harassed and harangued by the vile terrorist Mythic Dawn cowards ... Daedra messing me about ... SOS someone rescue me to Valenwood today ...
>>202727687
beers, schooners, pints, pub
>>202727687loli am awake because i dranked energy drinks
>>202727710mad how this game is a buggy piece of shit even though it's beloved by everyone who grew up playing it
>>>/r9k/78915666
>>202727763
>>202727590I'm going to admit that I don't like Indian women even as a means to demoralize Indian men
good evening sar
smoking coke
Justin Trudeau is so gay, I wouldn't suck him with Lisa Lampinelli's cock
>>>/hm/2647516
>>202727972This how I imagine every British poster that says corr
might fake my death and move to a different country, get a whole fresh start
>>202727992where you going
Lisa Lampinelli. She's so fat, her dead son called her and tried to sell her weight loss pills on her cell phone. That's right her son died. Guys, it wasn't from laughter, it was from getting sat on, she sat on him! Anyhow. William Shatner. He's got a wig on, what are you hiding under there, Bill? Captain Spock's scribbled number in lipstick on a napkin *muah!* live long Gay Captain! What is that Navy? You in the Navy, Captain Kirk? Fuck out of here.
>>202728006dunno maybe poo peeland
>>202728045would think twice about it pal. not the place it used to be
TESTING гetaгd
>>202728074no signatures
Corr that Canadian is thinking about me naked right now
>>202728088shag, kill
>>202728088kill, kill
was doing a headstand on my bed there and my spit went up my sinuses it was horrible
>>202728064don't care, i intend to live as far removed from society as is feasible
>>202728231take me with you
sick to bastard death of pakis and eskimos
so you make a cancellation, into a storm with the howling night into the melting mind do you understand
>>202728240better love story than twilight
>>202728178why were you doing a headstand
>>202728262nta but i do that sometimes cause it's fun
americans aren't funnyi don't think they even have a sense of humour
>>202728262bored and i can't go to sleep
attention the door is openall turtles and you also certainly hopetowards tomorrow and up she is one
Wish jockstraps weren’t appropriated by the gays. Very comfy having your cock and balls all packaged up safe and secure whilst also having your legs and arse free as God intended.
About to start my shift down the mines
>>202728318>appropriated by the gaysare they?
>>202728368yeah cus they're really sexy xx
>>202728337I'll miss you
Hate Israel but enjoy seeing them blow Palestinians to pieces for own my amusement.
>>202728318i dont like it when undies grip my ballbag too hard, i only wear boxers for this specific reason
>Hate Israel but enjoy seeing them blow Palestinians to pieces for own my amusement.
>About to start my shift down the mines
^ smelly leb
>>202728318return to codpiece
Can't sleep. Guarantee I'll be fucking SHATTERED come 9 am though AHAHAHAHAHA
>>202728485ktim accidentally stayed awake all night because I couldn’t sleep. Couple hours from now I’ll tell myself I’ll just stay awake all day and fix my sleep schedule that way. Will inevitably fall asleep about 11am and fuck it up even more
>>202728485average to poor sleep for me last nightexpected as i'd had a drink
up for toil. got about 3 hours sleep and still tired. toilberg has already messaged saying be in 10 mins early. should be done and hopefully home by 3pm..
>>202728518>toilberg has already messaged saying be in 10 mins earlynot really up to him is it
>>202728503what about work though
israel and palestine simply not my problem may as well be chimpanzees fighting for territory in some african jungle
>>202728531gave him the boomer thumbs up so now im committed
katy feeling that nubian baton brushing against her big clapper in the underground
>>202727710love you
>>202728548the white one or the yellow one
new catchphrase ladswubba lubba dub dub
ffs i hope this cunt dies a horrible death
>>202728575my catchphrase is "three big booty latinas"
>>202728588you should say something else
>>202728551morning spaino
big T in the house
>>202728569the white one is racist
why does every tv show have a scene where one of the main characters confronts a paedophile
>>202728617name ten
>>202728593well my other catchphrase is "missed again Marcus?" and I say that in a snobby voice
>>202728600im not spaino, it’s getting tiresome
why are the guardian so desperate to take our pints from us?
any lad who did naruto running when little?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JP8Fv_54JE
>>202728628mr inbetweensons of anarchypeaky blindersthe glorythe last of usdextershamelessthe walking deadthe wirethe sopranos
problem society?
>>202728693nh, one spacker did that at our primary school and he got bullied
>>202728722I wish I could be free like him
>>202728752then do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHsMNcUAS2g
>>202728760he can't be free like him
eating lava
>>202728775yes he can, it's easy
drinking mercury
>>202728790how
>>202728781>>202728795Bit dangerous that.
poo the pain away
>>202728799just leave the city and live in the woods
>>202728817not if you know what you're doing
hmm....poo
to the mystery
burning my pubic hair
>>202728845...machine
>>202726320>>202726320>>202726320let's recycle this one lads!
soon my pretties...
sat here thinking about bbc blackings
>>202728859Bit early you cunt.
>>202728869yeah well i didn't want anyone beating me to it so tough tits
https://www.tiktok.com/@schwestervanny/video/6939176442110561542
