catberg edition
poo status?
catberg on a mad one
quite want that virtual TikTok waterproof jacket but what if people recognise it and know I’m wearing a jacket off tiktok for £16
>>202726331dipped
>>202726331pood
>>202726331eaten
gearing up for the power hour
Never done a poo or had a wank
>>202727539bet this post was made by op to keep the thread alive
alri?
>>202728890delete this
>>202728825nice thought but this is impossible herei'm sure a guy tried that here and ended up getting killed because of itnobody in this country can mind their own fucking business
>>202728914i respect it matei know all the tactics
i'm pretty fucked up from all the drugs i've been taking lately
when the poo hits your japs eye when you're bumming a guy, that's amore
zesty ocelot
>>202729008dont see a problem with either
>>202729032dire
scran
>>202729032I was afraid this was going to be gore bait
still just a rat in a cage
Was planning on shagging this bird from toil at the company christmas party but now the party's been cancelled so I'm not going to
>>202729062the quote unquote poo barm, as it were
>>202729062reginald dwight
yutes squeezing palegyal thighs in the bus rn
>>202729062is that what a sloppy joe is meant to be
Only person in my team in today (one annual leave and two ill)Funny how this always happens at month end when we're busiest hmmmSo I fear today will not be very fun at toil because I'm also behind on all my own month end bits (not my fault of course I'm waiting on the higher ups to make decisions they've been stalling on for two weeks)This all bodes poorly for our upcoming relocation; I suspect many are simply coasting while they seek other employment ahead of the move
>>202729118almost fell back to sleep reading this post
mornin *farts*
>>202729163Stay tuned for my next update
>>202729118Why aren't you doing the same? Get a clue
can't believe yanks don't have kettles and toasterswhat do they actually do if they want some toast and a tea
>>202729167corrrrrr *inhales it straight from the source*
>>202729182boil it in a pot and grill it under their "broiler"
Her farts are smelly.
having a looktaking a squizdoing a geeze
>>202729179Because shirking my responsibilities now isn't going to help me next week is itWhen my FD asks why we haven't been paid and my response is "well I didn't do the payment runs" what's that going to do for me?More work more stress and I don't need itAs it is I may have a lot of work to do but I am unstressed about it
>>202729195dreadful
as far as I know yanks put water in a glass jug and microwave it to boil it which does workhave used this technique a few times to my advantage when I want a cup of tea but don't want everyone in the house hounding me to make them one as well because they heard the kettle boiling
making an arrangement
>>202729239thank god i live in australia where no one under 50 drinks tea unless they're a hipster or a weirdo
>>202729239Microwaved tea? Not the same is it
I remember seeing the adult characters in shows and movies as a kid who had all given up on their dreams and just fell in to place as another cog in society and thinking "I'm never going to end up like them"lol
>>202729239selfish little gimp
air frying a poo
might have a guinness for brekkie
Mad that women have arse cracks. They even fart and poo. Genuinely mental.
>>202729255you lot ought to be kicked out of the commonwealth for this
Tea is a bit shit tbf
'Women of Punk' 1980 London. (Back row L-R) Chrissie Hynde,Debbie Harry, Viv Albertine, Siouxsie Sioux, (front)- Poly Styrene &Pauline Black (photo by M.Putland)
Bit bloody blustery today
how long does it take for you lads to start feeling like you miss your gf? remember once a gf of mine got upset because she said she missed me after less than 24 hours since we'd last seen one another and asked me if I felt the same, I answered honestly and said no because I'd seen her about 12 hours prior don't think I'm a weird cunt for this either reckon she was the weird one
>>202729342just tell her yes you autismo
I'd sniff her bottom to be honest lads.
>I rimimber seeing the udult chiructers in shows und movies is a kud who had all given up on thir dreams und just fill in to place uz another cog in society und thinking "I'm nivir going to ind up like thum">>lul
(8) where have you been all your life (8)
>>202729368Stealing this idea
>>202729374that's a lie though and shan't tell porkies just to placate hernot really the basis of a healthy relationship is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA1arillpZA
>>202729341gentle breeze here in the people's republic of south shropshire
>>202729431Don't think not missing your gf is the basis of a healthy relationship either
>owning a microwavealri runts
Hate lyingLove making people I love feel badSimple as
Using this queer-as banger to advertise family SUVshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=RHomPCvHxbM
>>202729459after 12 hours when I know I'm seeing her again the next day? starting to think you're also a woman
>>202729479I miss my cat when I go to the office for 8 hours
>>202729460my microwave is literally part of the wall in my home, next to the oven
need to start thinking about what films I'll fire up on the OLED tonight for my incelfilmnight
>>202729470same but I love lying
>>202729513Going to play some RDR2 and drink four beers
what a shit yank post they really are bugs
Used to microwave frozen spinach sometimes but that was it so I lobbed it into storage and replaced it with a based air fryer
>>202729504snivelling little gimp
>>202729531four beers anon? four? that's insane
drinking a green tea to get the neurons firing before I log in for some wfhtoil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWTKhQzQl1A
>>202729546Bait? You be the judge.
Mornin' all
how is pointing out that your microwave is integral to a wall a bad post or bug like
why does that yank always post the picture of that woman and why isn't that avatarposting
>>202729591
Ears are aching a bit from the strong windSuch are the difficulties of leaving my incelflat
>>202729601It was attached to a yank flag
>>202729615Ill stop. Moving on.
>>202729618do you not have an incel ushanka to keep your ears warm?
A can of tasty Carabao down the hatch
nowt wrong with weed is there?
The sheeps are out todayWhy don't they all eat their breakfast together I wonderSolitary creatures but theyre stuck in a field with one another
>>202729460ven restauraunts have microwaves
>>202729652smelly
the only based drugs are alcohol, acid and DMT everything else is cringe or needlessly destructive
>>202729652it smells like skunks so sometimes I mistakenly believe skunks are about
>>202729630makes no sense
>>202729630squished that bug
>>202729663so they don't accidentally eat each others shit
alri lads. anyone got any tickets for the game tomorrow. hospitality only please, I won't sit with paupers
>>202729671>>202729675but if you do it at home it's not actually that bad, is it? it's like alcohol
>>202729663alri trainladon the train again are we?
>>202729708it's illegal mr policeman
>>202729663they don't have the emotional capability to socialise they just get sad if there are no other sheep around
Australians and kiwis are one and the same, just like the Welsh and the Irish
>>202729736
weedmongs have to be the most boring bastards in the world. their whole personality revolves around 'lol i smoke weed'
>>202729715Off it now
>>202729757all smelly people go immediately to jail me included
right I'm off to the shop for milk and fags, back in a bit*opens door exposing the thread to gale force winds and rain*
maralise leguana hehe
>>202729775nice fit mate hope you have a good day at work
wagwan bredrin mi nem sir ganga farmer we smoke pon de erb eyboi nuffadem battymans we prez jah all dem time
>>202729778aww lovely
>>202729788the criminal justice system is not your personal gay porn fantasy
I'm smoking some gas right now tastes strong when I blow it out. Smells like gasoline. High af stay mad losers
>>202729824yes it is
>>202729775drippy hope you've got some galoshes to keep them creps nice and clean
>>202729842Yeah alri Your Honour
>>202729255Aren't about 50% of pozzies hipsters?
luv ubuntuluv free softwaresimple as
>>202729841mentally ill pedo freak
>>202729861get in the cell you smelly bastard
>>202729805fucks sake *slams door behind you and turns the latch*close the bastard door next time you oaf, I'll let you back in when you've learnt your lesson
>>202729876ubuntu is way too bloated
>>202729880Can't get your mind of her huh. Can't blame ya
>>202729886was he born in a barn? was he?
>luv ubuntu>luv free software>simple as
imagine having the name joshnightmare
>>202729901>>202729901archies love to complain about bloat on their pc to compensate for their massively bloated bellies
Big fan of Lubuntu cos I'm a retarded boomer who couldn't cope with anything post Windows 95
for me it's newscast with adam fleming
Know a black man called Ivanmental
mmmmmm....
Today in /brit/ (the shagger's general) we're discussing our favourite computer operating system and why my version of linux is better than yours.
>>202729652it fucks up your sleep quality because it blocks your brains ability to enter the REM stage which is the most important stage of sleepsure you can still get a full night's sleep no problem but without REM it's like a meal with no nutrition
how do you tell an old man that he fucking stinks
>>202729956Fairly popular name amongst latinosAnd besides there's lots of blacked Russians
Why do the mainlanders seethe so hard and why are /brits/ not like that too?
>>202729980Oh piss off
>>202729976"you fucking stink"
>>202729762could literally be applied to anythingpeople who play tennis? their whole personality revolves around 'lol i play tennis'
>>202729995Dunno, think they've just been on a consistent seethe about anglo success for about 300 years now
>>202729995>move to some posho shithole city where you have to pay 2k for rent instead of living with mum and dad>waaaaaaaaah I don't have any money I'm so pooooorYOU MADE A POOR DECISION MATE
>>202730009tennis wankers
>>202729998
>>202729995we have pints and chippy, they have... err... hmm... snow?
>>202730009That's fine. Tennis involves skill, keeps you active. Having one's life revolve around something like weed, or other drugs, or drinkijg, or wanking, is sad
the weekend is upon usexcellent
I should stop wearing hoodies for Autumn this year
Business idea: Bestselling financial self-help book called "Live with Your Parents"
>>202730047love drinkijg me
>>202730056Why
DOOOOIIINNGGGG A POOOOOOOOOO /BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT/
>>202729925i dont use arch. i switched back to windows after using debian for a while because of driver issues with my old hardware if i cared enough about my pc and upgraded i would keep running it but nah it's not worth
Every single time a chick with short hair gets posted, a trans person comes along and seethes going how you’re gay if you think the short hair chick is cute. The reason why is that (largely) no matter what haircut or masculine clothing a cute chick wears you can still see that it’s a cute chick, meanwhile no matter how much a dude tries to look feminine and girly you will always be able to tell that it’s a dude. This causes unfathomable seething.
>>202730052>He's not on holidays already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57gnrBqbVgA
>>202730052gonna get tanked up eh bruce?
Coffee drinkers:>Londoners>Americans>Arabs>Gay people>Spainlad>Labour party members>World Economic Forum>Vegans Tea drinkers:>Builders>Miners>Thatcher>Andrew Tate>Japanese people>Anime girls>Gamers>MMA fighters Need I say more?
>>202730052I am minutes away from the pub
>>202729762>>202730009nah to be fair weeders (as I've come to call them) are particularly obnoxious about it
>>202730059I love drinking you as well haha x
>>202730070Fascinating. Please tell me more about your Linux journey.
>>202730072probably the most homoerotic post i've ever seen on /brit/ and that's saying a lot
>>202730084every normal person drinks both you freak
Who would you say the UK's closest friend is?Not in terms of geopolitical strategy but just the average people from each country getting along with each other
>>202730087GOOD LAD>>202730083aye
>>202730093ahah xx
>>202730107>Who would you say the UK's closest friend is?India
>>202730084What tea is better to drink?
luv a bit of green tea with honey
Good morning
>>202730107Ununironically Eire
>>202730107>but just the average people from each country getting along with each otherin my experience irl aussies (and by extension nieu zillunders) and poms click very well
>>202730123Earl Grey, hot
earl grey gives you kidney stones
>>202730138how's it going lad
>>202730107oz and nz
>>202730072never understood this phenomenon of troons expecting to pass and then being baffled when they dontsurely they can instantly tell a troon same as everyone else? It's a deeply ingrained human instinct
>>202729995>after paying all my bills I have 600 euros left over>this is bad>AMERICA DID THIS
>>202730107aus/nz, eire
>>202729995>I haven't slept in three days Imagine you haven't slept in days and instead of going to bed you go on reddit and sneed about America
red bull gives you wings
>>202730174
>>202730084if you legitimately think Tate is someone to look up to you are almost certainly underage
>>202729995i posted this image here first btw
>>202730175*Pushes you off a balcony*
>>202730209good lad
>>202730107Poland
>>202730209BOOYGADTI
would rather read a manga about a schoolgirl (who is of age) getting fucked by an octopus than read any "classic" literature.
>>202730210Dont know anything about photography like composition and all that but this looks nice imo
menbros what the fuck
>>202730239jokes on you that's what 90% of the classics are about
sometimes I wonder if a random post I made on 4chan got shared on Twitter and got hundreds of likes and retweets
>>202730250don't give a rats arse about thisyou just know it will be post feminist art school bollocks
I'd rather beUnder the seaIn an octopus's gooncave
Belly chains are so peng
>>202730250OK and what about the trannies
>But on Friday, Tasmanian Supreme Court Justice Shane Marshall found that men could be excluded from the Ladies Lounge, because the law allows for discrimination if it promotes “equal opportunity” for a marginalised group.Ah yes the marginalised group known as women
>Pregnant woman loses unborn child after being struck by car while crossing Fairfield street
>>202730269not me i deliberately tailor all of my posts to be as hateable to as large a number of twitter people as possible. no ones going to profit off my posts
>>202730271Precisely what it is mateThere's also a "Picasso" painting involvedhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=zzI-L_3hejs
>>202730272loooool
>>202730296looks like that cunt in longlegs
>>202730296>>202730282>>202730072>>202730168fuck me you cunts are obsessedleave us alone
>>202730301>I'm a virgin for life! I'm never going to have sex!
>>202730296smartschoolboy9
>>202730336how big is it?
>>202730336>fuck meum yes please lol xo
>>202730072case in point
Imagine being put to die in one of these things by an overweight black rnhs woman and she watches you take your last breaths. There’s a Carl Sagan quote on it, so you get to die a reddittor
IIIIIIIIIIII NEED TO KNOW NOOOOOOOOOOOW KNOW NOOOOOOOOW CAN YOU LOVE ME AGAIN?
>>202730072do tom boy trannards exist?is it even possible to pull it off?you'd probably need to be on hrt straight out the womb
>>202730340>
>>202730336how's it going today fellow troon
>>202730372Why is that quote on it? Makes it look so tacky.
>>202730336
*knocks on the thread door*eerrr lads I'm back from the shop... could you let me in? It's raining really quite hard out here...
>fuck me you cunts are obsessed>leave us alone
gentle reminder that you will never have this effect on a woman
>>202730420
>>202730372I'd rather just be shot in the head
>>202730416Let me see your teeth first!
Coffee in the morningStrong tea in the afternoonHerbal infusion in the evening
>>202730400You're not interesting and you have nothing going for yourself. End it.
>>202730427is that a normal thing shaggers experience?
its friday my dudes
>>202730372
>>202730427says the porn addict
Why is only 4chan obsessed with tranniesNobody else on the internet cares except JK and she's just a dried up old feminazi
>>202730427This is just a misdirected fear and fawning response
>>202730451who is brilliant man
>>202730475i dunnogotta nuke something
>>202730372How quick is it?
>>202730363She got kinda fat...
>>202730475>feminaziKEK BASED SHADILAY MATE
>>202730475culture war
>>202730475well see I come here to do that and hardly bring them up in conversation outside of this place
>>202730427probably the first time she ever experienced vaginal penetration
>>202730494least homosexual hamas worshipper
JEWTUBE KEEPS DELETING MY FUCKING COMMENTS AND I HAVEN'T EVEN SWORE IN THEM
remember harambe?
>>202730372I don't get the point of thesewhy not just hang yourself?
>>202730444w-why?
>>202730475Real women care.So many times I’ve been thanked for speaking out when the topic comes up and I say it’s bollocks and that a caricature of the opposite sex does not the opposite sex make
>>202730030The Americans on that app are on 300k+ and it's not uncommon to see 700k+. The rent doesn't rly matter
>>202730494Someone who should be President
>>202730537Probably quite a bit more comfortable I'd imagineAlso hanging often fails and leaves you brain damaged
>>202730540You're one of them 'visitors', ain't you?
>>202730451another plebbit tier response. foy
>>202730451love this webm
Ham-ass? They an obese terrorist group or something?
lord forgive meayeaaeeaeaah
>>202730564n-no... just a very wet lad that wants to come back in... I brought crisps...
it was in the complete interest of ireland to be conquered, dominated and ethnically replaced by the british empiregod wanted it
the twink 'fast
>>202730603LET ME SEE YOUR TEETH
Ordering a hamburger from the fish and chip shop
>>202730566>blurb, spittle, 4chan buzzword replyThe last time I browsed /brit/ was 3 months ago, and you were sat here posting your same pathetic posts laughing at people dying in Britain. Since that time, I've found a girlfriend, fucked her, and split up with her. All while you've sat on your ass posting garbage you maggot excrement
>>202730623
>>202730624I'm so cold lad.... s-so cold.... *collapses*
>>202730607'ats not veray christian ov u mayte isi
>>202730651deep fried?
>>202730576you are based my friend
>>202730624
You lads think a woman who was escorting in her past is now capable of feeling love? Talking about a homegrown woman who did it for 4 figures a night during uni not some immigrant pimped out whore
>>202730663*sigh* better safe than sorry as much as i would've liked those crisps… *closes door*
>>202730655had almost exactly the same 'kfast except toast not bagel and strawberry bonne maman x
Work's going well, definitely going to make that lunchtime deadlineThink I'll take a 30 minute break so I can fuck it all up and have a mad dash to the finish line
>>202730687you may come in
my teef are yellow
Right lads can we discuss the ending of Twin Peaks? I always interpreted it as a dialogue on the stark differences between the TV world and the real world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R36ww3q7nqE
>>202730731never seen it
>>202730725then you may come in
>>202730696mate
>>202730696No. Find a different one.
>>202730696don't be a fucking retard
>>202730687omg what a cutieeee! let him in rorke
>>2027306964 figures a night? She have 10 fannies or summat?
>>202730731prefer not to discuss it 2bh
>>202730696interesting scenarios you end up in frenchlad
>>202730696probably shes still a human being but something about it is disgusting so i personally wouldnt touch her with a pole
>>202730782Richer men will pay extra for a good looking young woman who can look good in public and be discreet
Reckon if I were a chick I'd have got on the game out of high school and let my nicer looking clients go barebackThen I'd let the resulting bastards get to school age and go to uni cashed up and with kids out of the way already
>>202730725redundant to say with your flag
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>>202730812pierre if you want to be a cuckold faggot that is up to you now go away
my teeth are white and my wisdom teeth all came through nicely without pain
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>>202730847kek this isnt me in the slightest
the cronem are in the office chatting with the katies
>>202730847VISITOR!*blows your head off with a double barrelled shotgun*
was told that i needed to get my wisdom teeth pulled but i didnt and felt no pain during think it's a scam
Is bret weinstein on ozempic or did he have a face lift?
>>202730814The first thing youd do is get fucked by as many men as possible? And theyd cum in you?You gay, pal?
>>202730893yes
>>202730922
>>202730906>>202730906>>202730906
>>202730927you're an actual gimp
>>202730948
>>202730990going to get me banned for nothing you little toolbag
>>202731025you don't get banned for redundant newsdon't even get banned for sharing them like 15 posts early usually
>>202731068ok my fears have been assuaged
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>>202730836>>202730854careful lad janny banned me for that earlier
