8 edish
nvm got confused with his brother
>>202730922thank youthank youyouthank
>A man with a facial disfigurement says he was asked to leave a restaurant in south London because staff said he was "scaring the customers".I mean mate, come onWear a nice painted mask or summat
>>202730922
>>202730944fuck
Non prostitutes do worse things for free, rim guys just for the sake of it etc. at least a prostitute is focused on the money
Women with big breasts
p00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6PwUG283DU
>>202730971k3k
>>202730959Don't see how that's better at all
>>202730978Proper musicNot like the shit they make today
I've got a little black book with me poems in
just saw there’s a hawk tuah girl porn parody
>>202730999basic boy
>>202730942To be fair all those bumps on his skin look like he could have something infectious
>>202730922>8 edish
>>202730922https://youtu.be/BUrfmShtiwc
women told me bodycount doesnt matter and there is no scientific reason why it should put you off someone
>>202731015i'll have 8
The generic epithet honors President Obama, partly in reference to his love and patronage of the sciences, and partly because the fossil organisms resemble his ear.[1][3]
>>202731009not surprising given the erotic context of the original viral phrase
>>202730922test
morning one ninety
Mental how peo people think the hawk tuah girl is hot purely because she said something whoreishShe's a plain jane truth be told
>>202731042This your vpn of the day then?Wont mind me doing a little filter, would you
>>202731033/brit/ furiously googling "Obama ear" and scrolling through images
morning allmorning nonce
any boleslaw the brave men in?
>>202731077hope you fall on a tube track while drunk tonight
>>202731066She's genuinely a bit munted desu
>>202731066When women talk to me they enter a bubble where the mere concept of sex and sexuality ceases to exist. Sex is never mentioned, sexuality is never mentioned, attraction is never mentioned, flirting is never mentioned. There are never any stories about "oh X person is so hot, I'd love to hook up with Y, I had such great sex with Z".It is as if they do not register me as someone who exists in a world where sexuality exists. They speak to me as you would to a child, to a pet, whose innocence is to be protected. Mentions of sex, arousal, attraction are for other people, normal people.
rorke don't need noeducation
>>202731066>she's a plain jane truth be toldindeed lad
>>202731136Be glad you're not the ear to women sex stories lol. That would mean a worse fate
>>202731158But it would at least mean they view you as a sexual being.
what's the best butter alternative? i am too fat to use lurpak but looking for something better than i can't believe it's not butter
Not really on is it?
>>202731163interesting little webm
>>202731136Women don't say those things to men they want to shag anyway
>>202731098>me>leaving the house on a fridaynightlooool you on a mad one for this
>>202731172They view you as the inoffensive friend is what it means
>>202731175There isn't any. Plant based spreads are shite.
>>202731178strange banter tbf
>>202731163me entering brit with the lads
>>202731175Sounds like you might be one for olive oil dairy blends
>>202731175Just use less butter you mong
>>202731163imagine that was your job>alright davie today we need you to hop in the van, drive 3 hours into the countryside with the windows down and the tunes on then release the baby owls then boost back and collect your wage
>>202731205woo
Lads what are your most treasured pieces of lost media that you have been searching for? Currently putting together a spreadsheet of mine for what I've found and yet to find.
>much prefer e-mails and written communication in general to phone calls>my solicitor much prefers not replying to my e-mails for dayswe're going to have a problem
>>202731178someone must have got a look at the fucking munter, assumed it was a tranny and spread it around the office
>>202731175ghee
>>202731226and just to clarify, lost media doesn't necessarily have to be lost. It could also be stuff you don't remember the name for and thus can't search for it.
>>202731226mostly porn clips I remember wanking to in my youth but will never find again
>>202731233>for daysyeah that's every solicitor lol?unless you're near completion and a lot of moving pieces where there's phone calls needed
>>202731233what have you hired your solicitor for
>>202731233>much prefer e-mails and written communication in general to phone callsAutism
>>202731234this, you don't just declare someone's gf is a troon out of nowhere
>>202731238Lol fucking retard
>>202731215Mad how if I'd been sensible enough to do a biology degree I'd probably be doing all that and then getting Bindi pregnant again
>>202731215yeah sounds quite fun but maybe youve got to deal with lots of boring paperwork and dying animals
>>202731264just a couple of rape charges
>>202731226there's an old nickelodeon bumper I want to see of a 3D chibi anime boy in a toilet mech
>>202731248do people unironically read the bible like it's a novel
you have to make the choice between the paw paw negro blowtorch and meeeeeee
>>202731307What else are you supposed to do? Read it like a magazine?
>>202731307no i read it like a comic book
women owe me sex
>>202731307bit like a big load of homer and homeric hymns and that isnt it
I'm addicted to cheese
nth for the gyaldem
>>202731248The fucking Penguin Bible always gets me
Have gotten pished and opened the Q'uran on random pagesThe booze helped me to have an open mind
>>202731342thought she had huge burger nips for a second there
>>202731307The Bible is fiction, so it makes sense
>>202731358>has a quran at homerasheed
>>202731340Why I could never be a veganMeat I could take it or leave it but you'd have to pull me cheese from my cold dead hands
hmm yes I think I shall get steaming tonight
>>202731264I need a noncehunter video taken down off youtube
>>202731382>83% of the public believe in godwhat country or year is this from?no shot it's from a western country in the last 20 years
>>202731412for me it's enjoying cheese and also enjoying meat
>>202731412favourite cheese? for me it's roquefort
>>202731386tbf it's one of those 19th century western translations that triggers rasheed
>>202731435put roquefort in my penne arrabiate just yesterday evening ladmy fridge is always filled with cantal - roquefort - mozz (the good type) - feta
>>202731458what is the good type of mozz
>>202731435Somewhat commercial choice I know but I can't go past an Igor Dolce Gorgonzola
>>202731382Scientists are just autistic though, they're not particularly admirable or logical outside of their narrow interests
>>202731475the ball type
>>202731382scientist midwits or materialistic autists?
>>202731475not firm at all. supermarket mozz is always firm like a brick
the proverbial cop as it were
>>202731475Not the solid yellow stuff us and the yanks call mozzarella
>>202731477we don't have that Igor brand here but I do love a nice 'zola
>>202731417I dont remember making this post
>>202731423USA in 2009, it's from Pew Research, you can find it with Google easily>>202731481Scientists are far smarter than the average person>>202731494Scientist ultrawits
>>202731487you would like balls in your mouth wouldn’t you
>>202731475>good type of moz
love a bit of goat cheese
I've come to wish you an UNhappy birthday
been toiling all night now ive got to get yelled at by toilberg simply dont have the energy to pretend to be sorrowful
happy for the ladalso, it should have been me
get the morrissey balls watered
>>202731596shouldn't tolerate getting yelled at mate
>>202731597I would immediately sell it and get something less shit
>>202731099okay I can respect that
>>202731597are jasper nice bit of fruity contrapposto in third pic good head on his shoulders
no boozing for me tonight sadly
>>202731597would be sold without me even sitting in italso i can't imagine the daily mail did this article without some sort of payment from omaze
>>202731627quite like that gimmick
sucking on a mozz ball
might buy an air pistol today
cold out
>>202731648Don't go assassinating any political figures
>>202731623>>202731640are there rules/clauses saying the lad has to hold onto it for a period before selling it?
can't post images lads
>>202731664dont lie piggy
>>202731629yeah he's a bit zesty I thinksugar in his maserati tank
>>202731664unlucky i can
just because you're uncle graham told its normal to shove his fingers up your arse on your birthday doesn't mean everyone's a pedo rorke
>>202731563>USA>2009>from Pew ResearchShould have included that in the picture
>>202731662No, same with the houses in their main prize draw. No fucker on 20 grand a year is going to be able to run a Maserati or a 3 million quid house.
>>202731664i canpic related
>>202731648used to have one of these as a kid, pretty mental considering it looked exactly like a real handgun even down to the weight and feel of it and I was just running about the garden with it
let me post please mr. 4chan
>>202731664*ignores the knocking until she goes away*
WHY are SECOND HAND CAR PRICES the fucking SAME as they were 2 OR 3 YEARS AGOit's like - WOW
>>202731681i reckon photographer just told him he has to lean on it for the photoshoot without a care for how gay hed look
>>202731706Not really mental at all though is itYou had a toy of something
>>202731730nobody can afford new cars any more and it's all EVs and hybrid shite anyway so used cars retain their value well
>>202731685forgot to call your stego a filthy archosaurI get sent here when I try to post images of Aka Asuka
quite enjoy it when someone flashes me with my low beams and i flash them back with the much more intense high beams
>>202731730my car is now worth quite a bit more than I paid for it
feeling backed up in the crotch region, one of you's mind donating a warm wet hole for me to park it in for a quick bit?
I replied to all the lads but my post got wiped ffs
this mornings watch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKniGfvOePc
will never be a soldier or even allowed to fire a weapon me due to my medical history of alcoholism and antidepressants bet i could have been the next air pistol gold medallist
>>202731706weird how they dont have an orange tip like ours
>>202731783works on my machine
>>202731783mwad that 4chud won't let me post based aka asuka
A race of devils https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1727224621071349.webm
>>202731826>unironically watches jordan peterson
isn't it mad that you can buy a crossbow and shoot several people very easily but no one does it
errrr
this is my world today
>>202731820you're not supposed to reply to all of the lads
Made use of cineworlds £5 4Dx tickets last night and saw the MatrixThought it would be a bit much with the moving seats, water and stuff but actually really enjoyed itForgot how good of a film the matrix is as well
>>202731853there's no wypipo in that webm tho
>>202731889yeah nice
Hate my jobHate my coworkersHate my commute
>>202731837there's a circumcision joke in there but I cba writing it
>>202731879acpc uhoo dird ilne odsd
>>202731853state of the person filming and posting that
>>202731901I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable nowIn my life, why do I give valuable time - to people who I'd much rather kick in the eye
>>202731901Hate my jobLike most of my coworkers (a great bunch of lads) Don't mind the commute
>>202731887it's my anonymous right, I'm gonna change a pixel in paint and try again
120 Days of Sodom is an accurate depiction of fascism.
>>202731886catberge but big
>>202731897>>202731921https://youtu.be/6L_mqm1_wqs?si=sy6wmqtJE7jZeLIp
No busNo bossNo rain, no train
>>202731931big berge :)
evening wank sorted x
>>202731930even the bit where they're eating poo?
>>202731939why does bro have a kid rug as a backdrop
>>202729778what is this thing
>>202731951asuka mentioned
so,
>>202731956Nonce, I reckon
>>202731951don't like her fake balloon tits
>>202731966this is the story all about howmy /brit/post got turned upside down
>>202731955Yeah
there is some underlying concern that i might just shit myself
>>202731981ok
only ironically watch jordan peterson
>>202732021hi train lad :)
>>202731900This sarcastic or are you actually happy I had a pleasant evening?
sir crotch sniffer
>>202731981poor taste lad
>>202732021she's a beaut>SAR DO NOT REDEEM SAR
>>202732033the latter
A controversial women’s-only museum exhibit could soon re-open in Australia, after an appeal judge overturned a ruling that it breached anti-discrimination laws.The luxurious Ladies Lounge at the Museum of Old and New Art (Mona) in Hobart had sought to highlight historic misogyny by banning male visitors from entering.It was forced to shut in May when one affected patron sued the gallery for gender discrimination and won.But on Friday, Tasmanian Supreme Court Justice Shane Marshall found that men could be excluded from the Ladies Lounge, because the law allows for discrimination if it promotes “equal opportunity” for a marginalised group."(The Ladies Lounge provides) women with a rare glimpse of what it is like to be advantaged rather than disadvantaged," he said.Kirsha Kaechele, the artist who created the exhibit, called the ruling a "big win".“It took 30 seconds for the decision to be delivered - 30 seconds to quash the patriarchy,” she said in a statement.“Today’s verdict demonstrates a simple truth: women are better than men.”“I look forward to sharing what comes next. I think a celebration is in store,” Ms Kaechele added.>australia
>>202732049You ain't funny lil nigga
>>202732048just prefer my JAV idols without boltons that's all x
>>202732031how's it going
>>202732062>Tasmanian Supreme Court Justice Shane Marshall found that men could be excludedThis is the weak, pathetic, depressed, mentally ill man who decided that man-hating feminists deserve special rights over men
>>202732076>JAV idolsholy incel
want to go the rest of my life without talking to anyone
OOF
how can anyone get into JAV when they all screech like they're dying and it's censoredwhere is the upside?
>>202732062>a rare glimpse of what it is like to be advantagedit's not the 1950s any more. Women are not disadvantaged for their sex in any way (at least not in Western countries). Why are they still pretending women have a hard life
>>202732085im good big dog
>>202732093why are people with a long history of mental illness being allowed to be supreme court judges
hardcore is the only good thing to come out of scotland
>>202732111the trick is to look for stuff in the femdom genre, they don't squeal in those
>>202732076her chebs are too droopy for traditional *bolt ons*>>202732111sexoo energy
>>202732118good lad
dont really know what girls smell like
>>202732175yeah they're likely some kind of fat transfer than a traditional silicon bag but it doesn't matter, they still defy gravity and never lose shape the way all fake tits do and it puts me off
some girls are bigger than others
>>202732189usually just strong perfume
some posts are better than others
>>202732232oh no big deal you can just buy that for home use
only JAV I care about
Reckon Indian women should be more abrasive about their shallow tight pussies to wywimmenzTake them down a notch
>downloading 6gb of pornography for Friday nightThe necessary words don't exist in the English language to express how grim this is so I'll say it in GermanDas ist grim
>>202732319ahahaha
https://x.com/AFpost/status/1839437241112039889>Top Haitian politician Edgard Leblanc Fils clumsily drinks from pitcher during speech to UNfucking roaring scrteaming peeing
>>202732319Done him.Mandem needs to be out on the streets BLEACHINGNo brown or black woman is safe
>>202732346bluds thirsty
>>202732346oh mes jourz rorc
>>202732346ooh ooh ah ah
then where is my basedsuka, 4chud>>202732319goonletgoonlet
>>202732358CODE?
>>202732403What a terminally-online nerd you are.
>>202732427interesting curvature on that telly there
>>202732276big toe beansbutter beans if you will
>>202732346gramps was provided no cups
Just finished up a terrible dateGirl turned up and she must've been on ecstasy or something Tried making conversation but she was off in her own world Finished my drink and left
mad how mentally fried and retarded zoomers are, western world is doomed
>>202732508crikey that sucks lad, sorry to hear
Should I have a wank or watch Johnny English again
>>202732346bro eats his bananas with the peel on
>>202732524ah yes, ratberg
colour of my bugatti? poo brown
gonna have to pull out my last technique lads, basedsuka VILL be posted
>>202731563>Scientists are far smarter than the average personNah see my previous response
she was 21 years old you sick fuck
>>202732556remember being in year 5 and this one lad called the token indian "poo brown" and he got reamed out for it and I was sat there trying not to guffaw the entire time
my twink feet fucking stink
She was only 17 years 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds old you sick fuck
>>202732566you are severely mentally ill
>>202732346*Chugs*
Lost media videos are so silly>creepy music>dark aesthetic>slow narration>”The show called “Bubble bubbies fubby wubby” was produced for kids aged 6-10 in the 1990s….”How ducking silly
>>202732610rorke pointing to this post when he finds himself in court for getting nabbed by the nonce hunters
>>202732610This year had 366 days, you sick stupid fuck.
The world you once knew is gone forever.
Contemplating a second wankard
>>202732623felt a bit liminal earlier myself
reckon that nonce hunting lot don't really do it because they hate nonces, it's more for the thrill of the chase and catching bad guys, also getting to publicly shame people in the court of public opinion and if you object to it at all they'll come for you reckon they should leave it to the police myself since that is literally their job
i suffer by the sea, yearning for the comfort of the in landers
Pre-election, back in April, Labour went hard on rejecting proposals for a youth mobility deal with the EU. Journalists were told the party had “no plans for a youth mobility scheme” and Labour officials even said a deal would be “synonymous with freedom of movement.” Offers from the EU were rebuffed on the grounds they crossed Brexit “red lines“. Two months into government Downing Street confirmed again: “We are not considering this at all.”Howrver, a senior source has told the Independent that the government's stance is now: “At some point you have to say well we want this and we will agree to this but there is no point doing that too soon before you have got other concessions.”
agtt urah desa iakn otsk
>>202732657Which video were you in?
>>202732661as a midlander you have no idea how I yearn for the open ocean being landlocked is literally 1984
>>202732666Brilliant. Thanks a fucking bunch, Reform voters.
>>202732550cute one inhespecial ratberg
>>202732646do you think people will feel nostalgic about the 2010s/20s the way people feel nostalgic about the 70s/80s? I think not
>>202732681this one
No homo we smokin penises!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNubQpmmqH0
>>202732704Yes. People will always feel nostalgic for the era they grew up in.
>>202732710are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>202732704Nobody here is nostalgic for the 80s & 90s, for obvious reasons. The only ones nostalgic are the ones reminiscing when their dicks were working, their wives had a nice pair, and all the teeth.Nostalgia = wishing for death, but covertly
>>202732666>youth mobility schemeLooking forward to all of those Somalia-born Spanish youths
>work 40 hours a week at last job >make like £1200 after tax >work 10-20 hours a week at ALDI>make roughly the same amount of money as now below tax threshold Get in
>>202732704Yeah mate nostalgia no longer exists, was only for a specific time period
>>202732723but what do they have to feel nostalgic about?>remember black puffer jackets??>remember the iPhone 11??>remember that Netflix show we all loved? The one about that girl??
>>202732694Brilliant, ZOG approved party A did something I like, thanks a lot ZOG approved party C voters, things would’ve been totally different if ZOG approved party B won the election.
>>202732657>reckon they should leave it to the police myself since that is literally their jobwent well for those rotherham girls
>>202732730>He doesn't get the reference It's ok, still enough time to delete your post anon.
I think this might be the single worst general on the entire site. Worse than anything on /trash/, anything on /vg/.
quite strange how since leaving school I've made one (1) good friend and that's the bloke I've worked with almost exclusively for the last two years
>>202732750At least we're not speaking German.
>>202732751You make £50-100 an hour at aldi do you?
>>202732786>We
>>202732751stinky lmao
>>202732720Mfs been opening the Ark of the Covenant
>>202732792It's monthly. The comparison is based on a month's income.
all that i wantis another babyi'm gone tomorrow, boy
its raining, might be a good idea to take me car out for a free wash
>>202732806
>>202732765>remember neon pink jackets??>remember rotary phones???>remember that TV show we all loved, the one with that girl??
>>202732795You know what I mean, and the British Anon knows what I mean...
>>202732771they were organised criminals, not just mentally deficient loner freaks on facebook which is who they always targeti'd be impressed if they managed to take down something similar to what you've mentioned but for them I think it's just some sort of a strange hobby
>>202732765>but what do they have to feel nostalgic about?Their lived experiences. It doesn't even necessarily have to relate to the topics of the day. Watching the Euros at the pub, going to uni, etc, is enough to spark nostalgia.
>Watching the Euros at the pub, going to uninever done either of these
>>202732825a little is better than none, if baiting potential nonces under the guise of being a 13 year old girl gets them off the streets only periodically it's a good thing
>>202732824actually makes me a bit angry ngl aha
>>202732824Your sister speaks German
>watching sportsball at the pub is speshul
>>202732858>a little is better than noneMe looking at your penis
>>202732859meant for>>202732822
>>202732874thanks pal :)
>>202732873What made you so bitter
>>202732823rotary phones were around for decades and were iconicTV shows released in the 70s/80s are still remembered and talked about now, fucking nobody remembers Cancelled Netflix Show #2,358you're clearly missing the point I'm making
>>202732867No siblings.
Could someone please wank my cock
high brow culture = low brow culture + time
>MFW I depict him as the soy wojak and win the argument by proxy
>>202732894Nobody remembers the hundreds of shite old series, either. People will always remember Breaking Bad etc.
>>202732900Thought gypsies had big families
>>202732886No real friends, no girlfriend, too socially awkward and evasive to get either, very behind in life…
>>202732646That era has passed. Nothing that belonged to it exist anymore.
>>202732920Breaking Bad is shite
>>202732873love watching rugby league at the pub with the lads
>>202732921Not a gypsy. Shocking, I know.
>>202732858suppose so yeah. just seems like an odd thing to spend so much time on from their part. I do feel the main reason they do it is to video it and put it online so they can get views and they care little for the actual crime. if it wasn't about that they might just post a photo of the bloke with a warning and hand any evidence to the police but it's always them mocking and poking at the accused for a reaction, presumably for views. if it was a true passion of theirs they wouldn't need external validation.
>>202732931>>202732931>>202732931>>202732931
fucks sake janny
>>202732998>>202732998
>>202732943>>202732970It's down
>>202732996310 is the limit it seems.
Watch how janny makes his own thread now
>>202732996>wtf I posted a thread early and it got deleted what am I doing wrong??!
>>202731695The picture is just the original image from their site>>202732586You're wrong, probably because you're jealous of their intelligence
