6 edish
I miss them
When the Jan man testifies
>>202733011orange you glad they were replaced?
>Elon Musk not invited to UK government's International Investment Summit in response to his social media posts during summer's riotsImagine not inviting the most successful businessman in the world to an investment summit aimed at boosting Britain because he said something you didn’t like
OI JANNY *bends over and shows him my hairy pooey arsehole*get an eyeful of this you fat slug
>>202732998okay... this is kino.
What's the most fucked up thing you have seen on the deep web?
>>2027329986 edish 2
>>202733011
As though looking through a dusty window pane, the past is something he could see, but not touch. And everything he sees is blurred and indistinct.
Haven't had sex in *Counts fingers*Approximately 3 months
bedroom smells foul
i'd just like to say>>202733009>>202733014>>202733017not exactly made any difference has it>>202733018that clearly wasn't my post
>>202733046said the same thing after looking in ur mum's dusty old fanny last night
>why are you so bitter mate!?!?! >Watching sportsball at the pub totally is speshul mate I’m not just trying to be a part of something that I’m not>OH YEAHHHH WE WON! WE WON>WHEN DO WE PLAY THEM NEXT???
>>202733055for me it's been about a year and 2months (since i broke up with the ex)have a crush on a certain girl but she now has a french bf which pisses me off
why is keir meeting with donald blumpf, who will obviously lose in november?
>>202733055bet you can't wait aye lad
mystère et boule de gomme !
literally been 3 years since i last had sexgot myself raped din't ihave never recovered
catberg snoozing peacefully on her special cushionlove her so much x
>>202733075c'est la vie aha
i've hit a late stage glow up and have now realized i could be a shagger but avoiding women for the past 26 years has nuked my confidence so now i refuse to actually entertain the attention due to shame of them realizing im a 27 year old virgin
>>202733100Colour?
realised I don’t know how to dress my age (27) without looking like an old fuck but still looking less scrote-like and still retaining sex appeal
>>202733082Out of courtesy, I'd guess. Remember that foreign affairs, regardless of the political party & people's votes, are unidirectional.
>>202733075Mate you can't be having a crush on girls who have boyfriends
>>202732998Thread themehttps://youtu.be/8ykonkC-r4oThread calls for gyal x baddiedem related content coming soon x
>>202733104Ktim
>>202733030You guys had riots?what was it about?some wog shit I assume
Angela Rayner sex arse
>>202733103imagine getting mindbroken by two towers
>>202733110mostly white but with muted tortoiseshell markings on her head and tail, may have been a stray at some stage but no way of knowingshe's the best cat ever hands down
>>202733084Aye...Been close a couple times in recent weeks Maybe could've spun a sex tonight but I found her detestable
British "humour" has a scatological fixation because Brits are raised to feel intense Puritan shame about their own bodies. Same reason they go doopin' mental when they see a nipple. Americans likewise.
>>202733150You’re thinking about German humour
>>202733143this the lass that rocked up to your date on drugs?
eating poo
>>202733150Your posts are scatological (they're shit)
>>202733102mais quelle vie de merde hein>>202733121yeah well the crush began before she got this boyfriend and i can't get rid of it. we're very good friends you see and every time we chat i'm reminded of how much a love her and have to cry myself to sleep lmaothank fuck diego isn't here rn otherwise he'd be telling me to blog on big time
>>202733103Was it any better than it is nowadays? >inb4 oldfags & oldhags complaining about the dick not working, saggy tits, cellulite, lack of teeth etc
>>202733160glad i'm not the only one who made the will/chudjak comparison
>>202733162...aye
>>202733173clobbered that mong
Basically, you'd never see someone on the Continent finding "poo" or "arse" funny in and of itself, because why would they?
bizarre how trendy racism has becomethought we sorted that out that ages ago
>>202733035Some weird anime about naked girls stuck in a large bathroom without doors, having a philosophical debate about never getting out of the room. After losing hope and starving for some days everything goes downhill.They just start screaming and yelling.Then they all commit suicide, either by smashing their heads on the floor or scratching their necks to bloody piecesOne girl helped the other to drown in the sink, because she asked her to hold her, because she couldn't do it...I cried myself to sleep right after watching that vid, because I just didn't even know anymore...Why would anyone draw that with such precision? It was goddamn horrifying.-Looked 80ish in quality (audio too). Japanese dub. English subs. Lasted for about 30 minutes. No credits, but it seemed ripped.Voices sounded very young, but eh, Japanese sound young in their 50'.Haven't found or seen it again.The name of the vid was something along the lines of "Go for a punch" or something.
>>202733201
open the fucking pubs
I love gay porn
>>202733185yeah that's shite mate
Close the fucking pubs
nth for the gyaldem
been wanking an awful lot to exhibitionist milves on reddit lately mostly in the 40-60 age range quality stuff tbqh
Why are balkanoids so cool?
>>202733235Me when I'm getting a lapdance but I forgot my glasses haha
>>202733218GREAT post
>>202733240Milves you say?
had to do one of those job interviews where you just sit there alone and record yourself answering automated questions with no human inputjust not right is it not right at all
in a similar boat. I've concluded the only feasible way out of this rut is shagging multiple prossies to build my confidence up but the prospect isn't very appealing
>>202733247ahahahaha
>>202733114Casual shirt, jeans and boots
*10th attempt*
>>202733244https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MmHuT4jv5M
leftypol ambushed, exposedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihDr2w46swY
fingers smell like olives and cheese
where is the worst place you have cummed?
me lurking /brit/ chortling at posts and getting cozy this winter
>>202733262sounds frustrating
business idea: pubs repurposed into migrant accommodation get them closedget them inget them paidget them fedget them wanked
>>202733260Mother I'd like to voyeur?
>>202733260oh aye
>>202733262
winter fuel payments redirected into migrant bank accounts
>>202733326Mental how women age by at least ten years when they have kids. The ones without still looking great.
>>202733326hey i'm also a libra!
>>202733272so this... is rorke...
>>202733064The fuck
>>202733281basedsukabros... WE WON
>>202733294lol poor creature but what a pervhope hes getting some free morsels
>>202733296incredibly so doesn't exactly instill confidence if they can't even be arsed getting someone to spend less than 30 mins of their time to do a proper interviewsuppose that's just how it is these days, specky programmers and desk jockeys justifying their existence by creating shite like this
>>202733326>41>want someday
>>202733139Imagine thinking the pic is talking about the towers and not just using them as a well known symbol to date a time period
Britons never never never shall be slaves!
>>202733331kek
Woman just tried to steal my bag in Dawlish
>>202733247wahey
>>202733400there's Norway that's true mate!!!!
>>202733352Aesthetically? Not all of them, no. Physically? Yes. All of them. Men too. No amount of „healthy diet & exercises” reverses the K/D cell multiplication, degeneration, and dying.
>>202733284I would love to visit your country one day <3
remember when people used to laugh at women over 30 having kids now theres women firing them out in their 40sgrim, women should be forced to produce a baby by 25 at the latest
ladsdo people still go out in their early 30s
>>202733433yeah sureto the pub and that30s are the new 20s as they say
>>202733420I suppose for a man it ages you due to stress and sleepless nights
>>202733416absolutely sick to fucking bastard death of seeing these shit tier slags posted here. fucking sick of it.
>>202733441what about getting near paralytic at a club or going raving and to festivals and such
>>202733422Don't. You, the ruzzians, and the Bri'ish deserve each other more than anyone else.
>>202733426>>202733426>remember when people used to laugh at women over 30 having kidsmost of /brit/ are the children of women in their 40s, of course they dont remember that
>>202733426mum was 43 when she had me and i turned out ok! *hears a sudden noise and starts screaming and punching myself in the head*
>>202733426Alright Rasheed
need some brits to smuggle me in some of clarkson's beer
risky webm post of the day
>>202733473get some of james' gin ordered
>>202733456How do you mean friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAZJAzCshN4
>>202733496i saw barton fink a couple of weeks ago
my gf once wore this leotard thing that button up at the bottom and it was the hottest thing ever. can get a boner just thinking about it. she'd walk around in it, undo the button, and slide onto my willy. godddddddd.
>>202733454some do, not many though
>>202733469archosauria status?
>>202733520Wow, what a coincidence!
>>202733473had some while I was over thereit's an alright lager to be fair to clarkson
>>202733449say less famm x
>>202733533it was for the cronem to remind them of their genetic memory hunting tigers in the jungle
>>202733538reckon theyve been done in a bit havent they
>>202733520nothing for it then
Our Jared
these are peng
>>202733589oooo you're 'ard
might go for a handshag right now
as i get older, i want to start smoking more and more. have never smoked before but i imagine it must feel so good, especially on a colder, rainy day like we've been having recently why can't they make cigarettes without all the bad stuff.
i have to pay £180 for a parking permit so hackney can have libraries
first mince pie of the year down the hatch
>>202733625>why can't they make cigarettes without all the bad stuff.suppose you won't like the answer but thats what vaping is
>>202733625Just get a pipe
>>202733601£4.50 for a small packet of crisps is grim behaviour
>>202733515yeah?
why do germans like poo so much?
I'm not paying £7 for cigarillos
>>202733657what fish is that
>>202733661Lol 4.50 is nothing to me mate
>>202733454clubs no, you'd look like someone brought their dadfestivals yes
>>202733688tuna
>>202733688sprat
>>202733625>why can't they make cigarettes without all the bad stuff.We're +8 billion on this muddy planet, lad. Can't genocide anymore, it stands to reason to help them kill themselves without realizing it, albeit slowly & imperceptibly, via the „invisible hand”. After all, we don't need these many people.
>>202733567why are they all covered in jew ink scribbles
>>202733688little goggle eyed runtoid freak
>>202733698i look like an 18 year old
>>202733706....Steve
>>202733659vaping fries the ol' lungs out mate
>>202733702thankslovely picture thatsaving it for my phone wallpaper next summer
>>202733688pretty sure it's a 'deen
whenever I wake up with a hangover, have a wank and go back to sleep I always have a sex dream
>>202733601tarq
>>202733725still the lesser of two evils though it's twice as gay
>>202733571OWARI DA>>202733705slick aesthetics and excuse me but a signfican amount of nat's tats are anime related going by area
i just got pwned
>>202733734'deens mentioned
Millers Crossing >>>
>>202733734aberdeen?
basically just crisps for breakfast
>>202733758by 6
how do you buy crypto to buy drugs withused to get it from localmonero then turn it into btc with xmr.to
>>202733763do they really taste better than own-brand lidl stufflike the reason i buy 'deens in the first place is because they're cheap. buying the expensive stuff kinda defeats their purpose for me
Me and catberg laying back to back
i want to fuck you like an animali want to feel you from the inside
>>202733794love this mine also turns around to be the big spoon and kneads my back like the gay bastard he is
>>202733791revolut or telegram
>>202733839care to explain further?
Just a nigga from the aryan tribe rolling up opp packs
mad that biber has had puffs black rod up his teenage arse
>>202733855no
>>202733520rorke (26 year old lifelong NEET KHHV) seething at this from his smeggy childhood bedroom
Ate all my pepperjack it's over
there's this... thing in it
>>202733923Steve won. The monkey lost.
>>202733855my old seller on localmonero added a telegram link to his bio and i buy from him on there
>>202733915>rorke (26 year old lifelong NEET KHHV)ktiiiiiiim>smeggy childhod bedroomim in my smeggy studio flat
>>202733792the mid-range ones you can find in supermarkets like King Oscar and Parmentier taste significantly better than own brandhowever the extra fancy ones in that kraut's photo that you have to buy from specialist shops are only marginally better than mid-range despite costing something like £5 a tin
>>202731382what is your justification fo rthis claim?
>>202733946uhm...hi
>Stephen Merchant’s wealth grew almost £2million last year.>Newly filed documents show his company’s assets grew from £25.1million to £27million over the course of 2023.>The Companies House papers show £17million of that is in investments, with the rest in cash and the difference between what the firm is owed, and what it owes to creditors.
>>202733623done
what attracts people to camden?
>>202733983no idea it's utterly awful nowerdays if i'm ever walking and i start encroaching on the area i turn back
Getting downvoted on Reddit for being a smug cunt, it's no one's fault but my own
>>202733991whats wrong with it
>>202733991doesn't really answer my question but yh i feel the same but girls seem to like it
>>202734009expensiveovercrowdeddirty/ugly af
Im a wreck without my little China girl
*shoves charts, graphs and essays in your face*Your beliefs are WRONG Rorke, science confirms it!
>>202733955o.O?
>>202734020ahh hell nah
i got reese's puffs in my bowland just like that i'm on a roll
said fuck it and made my lunch at 11am
No, im as surprised as you are.
>>202734034they did this here too
>>202733963eyes bulging with imagined riches
>>202733952Reality is my justification
slapping women
>>202734052>hello goyim
going tip in a bit
>>202734076begging the questionplease provide non falacious argumentation
Happy slapping women
>>202734045so this is the fabled r/4chan
you'll never see a white person in tottenham unless they're playing... sad
>>202734103spurs fans are jews thoughbeit
in my car and rubbing my dick
>>202733520
>>202734103i live in tottenham and im white
Writing up a presentation on the wild goats of great Britain If anyone wants an introduction to these noble beasts I suggest giving this a readhttps://thisisnorthumberland.co.uk/journal/where-wild-goats-roam
leave the football before the football leaves you
>>202734045that's not how 4chan works
>>202734091OH MY SCIENCE IS THIS A HECKING LIMINAL SPACE???? AHHHH IM SHITTING AND PISSING MYSELF
I am straight yet I fear women. So does that mean I'm gay?
>>202734170no it means you're a coward
>>202734091there's the wicked witch in the top window
>>202734170that means you're a hetrophobe >>202734175remember when you gave some youths money to leave you alone lol
>liminal space>outside in the open
>>202734093No. I have confidence in my understanding of reality, and if you don't agree with it, that's your problem not mine.
>>202734170want to find out? ive developed sophisticated methods to determine such things
couldn't imagine not thanking when i cross the road
>>202734172I sit like this
Americans go to colleges like this where they experience true freedom for the first time and spend their days living in dorm rooms with colourful characters, going to campus events, driving to Wendy's with their new friends, getting shitfaced at frat parties and having non-stop casual sex with everybody they know and then still graduate and get hired at some major law firm or tech company.Going to an American college is the peak of these people's lives, it is that good. Meanwhile in Australia we still live with our parents and have to catch the bus into uni, go to a dead lecture where nobody talks, stay for an hour or two and then go home, rinse and repeat for 3 year. Barely anybody makes university friends, and most Aussies will never make friends outside of their high school social circle. There are no events, no frat parties, no dorms, nothing.
I am a ne'er-do-well
bossberg says i can sometimes be a bit too formal with people at toil.i dont quite see it myself, but then again i do have a touch of the 'tism so perhaps its that
>>202734203You're more likely to die crossing a road than in a plane crash. I reckon we should all start applauding whenever someone crosses a road safely.
>>202734196if you are not able to provide any evidence for your position why should anyone take your "understanding of reality" seriously? therefore why should anyone give your opinion any weight?>>202734193yeah what's the problem?
i have never worked a single day in my life
>>202734170i have relationships with women and sex with men
>>202734218>having a car while living on campusalright your majesty
>>202734236haha neither
Everyone's on reddit and I fucking hate reddit.
zoomer horror is so shit t. 27 year old boomer zoomer
>>202734231Can you stop your incessant whining and bitching, it's ruining the thread, thanks.
>>202734167bet you're fun at parties
>>202734262how am i embarking on "incessant whining and bitching"?
>>202734242Fuck you. You get to live like you're in a movie while us yuropeeins suffer. Fuck you, again.
>>202734248good tits on there
>>202734236I've had the odd spot of working but I really can't be arsed. 32 and think I'm pushing it now though, I can't really keep this going any longer
>>202734231>yeah what's the problem?absolute victim mentality
>>202734254It is but I played a new horror game that was actually decent although it's in demo.
Might hop on Grindr after work, see if i can get my wilbert sucked x
>>202734218it is indeed true that australian and american tertiary education cultures are very differentI went to a uni that was a half-hour drive from home, worked full-time throughout, and don't talk to anyone I went there with anymorestill hang out with the lads from my youth or mates I made at work
>>202734203i've noticed you-know-whos don't thank you ever when driving or as a pedestrian >let them cross the road. no thanks>let them out at a junction if they're driving. no thanks>road narrows so you let them go first. no thanks horrible people 2bh
>>202734170>>202734175>>202734193>>202734231If you're straight, yet afraid of women, it means you've been harassed by a woman, and the memory of it is still stuck somewhere in your brain.
>>202734295>get robbed for 4x or give x to diffuse the situationjust simple logic mate>>202734312no this is your mental illness projection
Going to a brit thread after the migration is so creepy. It's a liminal thread.
>>202734264I am I get really drunk and make outrageous statements that everyone laughs at >>202734300what's it called?
Diego got mugged, what’s the story there lol?
>>202734304Does it bother you?
If money talks then I'm a mimeIf time is money then I'm out of timeAnd I was once worth a million quidHave a seat I'll tell you what I didCan't sit down ‘cos I'm a dancerAnd you know that I'm the answerDie slow, die fast now‘Cos it's never gonna last nowWe'll karaoke all night longWe'll Macarena ‘til the break of dawnWe'll drive around ‘til the morning lightAll night… all night… all night… all night
>>202734218Americans have to share rooms with people at uni, that's a complete dealbreaker for me. I need my own room with a lockable door, so I can keep my belongings and have sex/a wank in private.
>>202734302Cor.
mental how
>liminal
>>202734288Grim. Old lad at my bottom tier wage job is talking about getting in to IT i was too afraid to tell him his life is over and he will be toiling for pennies until his untimely death
mad how many things there are
>>202734319What do you mean?
>>202734318your maths good but that's still the wrong answer
>>202734347This has to be my favourite soyjak template.
>>202734365>your maths good>your *math's good >your math is good>mathFOY
>>202734333been mugged many times i have lived in london for over 15 years and i am short/unphysically threatening, gone out to all manner of degenerate ends of londons for nightlife, and drink substantially>>202734365how so?
>>202734351Reckon I'll be good doing self-employed shite but just can't be arsed making the effort you know
>>202734351how old is he
>Brighton cat owner's shock after beloved pet mauled to death by dog
imagine living in london lol
>>202734362liminal
>>202734172nigga gotta squidward dog
>>202734334no cause I have a fulfilling social life, shag and uni was yonks agoplus I have one thing yanks will never have: pub culture
>>202734374>yeah im bubbas prison wife but he protects me so it's cool (y)
>>202734231Pretty sure your option on any matter on here doesn’t matter and isn’t considered>>202734306They're such terrible drivers I don't give way to them anymore, if you see a car with a trail of traffic following most of the time it'll be a black
>>20273438236>>202734380Good luck
>>202734331'No, I'm not a Human'. Maybe pushing it calling it a horror but I find the concept interesting. The game is quite bare bones at the moment.
>>202734385All you’ll ever be able to do is imagine it you provincial loser lmao, life here is fucking amazing
Imagine living outside London lol
>>202734422what does my opinion have to do with anything? i have not made the claim lol
>>202734433imagine living in a woghole
>>202734318>no this is your mental illness projectionIt's not shameful to admit that you've been verbally abused/demoralized by a woman (maybe when you were a kid, that's usually the zero point), or physically abused (beaten like a dog, living in fear of not saying/doing the perceived wrong by the woman in your life, maybe your mother or your demented grandmother), or sexually abused when you didn't knew any better (kissed by an older woman, when you were a kid, in such a way that it bothered you greatly & felt like she used you, like rape).Don't be a puritanist/protestant cretin, and do some introspection on your life. Something has happened to you, against you, because of a woman that overpowered you.
>Imagine living outside London lol
>>202734408What migration
>>2027344531. i never said i'm afraid of women2. stop projecting3. you are severely mentally ill
>>202734456Liminal threads are transitional or in-between states that exist between one condition and another, much like a thread connecting two points. These threads represent moments of ambiguity or disorientation, where one is neither fully in the past nor entirely in the future. They are often characterized by a sense of unease, nostalgia, or eeriness because they exist outside the typical flow of time and experience.Imagine walking down a deserted hallway at night, or standing in an empty parking lot at dawn—these threads connect familiar moments with something unknown, creating a feeling of being on the edge of something, in a place that is both recognizable and strange. Liminal threads are those fleeting, often unsettling moments that challenge our sense of reality as we pass from one phase to another
>>202734426Oh thank fuck I thought you were going to say 27 or something anyway I feel quite bad for the bloke you're talking about and I don't even know the cunt
i wonder if college dorms still have co-ed living with how faggy and bitch made "higher" education has becomeback in my day, boys and girls lived on the same floor and had communal shower roomsyou'd see your fair share of bare breasts and ass cheeks
I live in a comfy london commuter towncheapish and high wages
>>202733940what's the link, stink?
>>202734454>>202734444Okay poor people.
>>202734491yank tries not to show off challenge *impossible*
Alri
My dream is that London declares independence from the UK and joins the EU. So tired of my beautiful city being dragged down from being attached to a grim povvo provincial backwater filled with inbreds and sheeds
im so glad i don't wear glasses and can't see black women looking at me
>>202734494currently scouring through my years worth of printed and filed threads to find out who asked
one pan full english on the go>>202734319lol
>>202734517Fuck you, horrible cunt.
>>202734512you might make a bit more money but everything is much more expensive in london and you have to live surrounded by wogs
>>202734517Nobody is going to your bait thread 190
>>202734521least mentally ill remainer
time to suck a covfefe
>>202734507@XMRPaul/Martin on telegram
>>202734469The Anon you've responded to earlier said he's fearing women even though he's heterosexual. That's a basic sign of abuse that has been hidden, you inbred son of a whore.>3. you are severely mentally illDid Luther & Calvin told you that just now about me, or are you demonstrably a trash human, or do you harbour resentment against your parents for not doing a proper job with you?
new>>202730922>>202730922
>>202734273With every post you write
>>202734549>you might make a bit more moneyA lot more>everything is much more expensiveOnly housing>you have to live surrounded by wogsNot true I live in a beautiful leafy neighbourhood that is majority white
>>202734494same but it's high price and low wages
William, It Was Really Nothing
>>202734549Not sure what's meant to be more expensive. My rent is like 25% of my salary after tax. Sainsbury's prices are the same. If I lived up norf the whites are feral.If you live in like devon or something I can see an argument.
>>202734605what makes that applicable to my posts but not yours?
>>202734615>>202734615>>202734615
>>202734606you can't just stay in your neighbourhoodif you travel anywhere outside of your ivory tower then you're met with seas of wogseverything is more expensive, the average price of a pint in london is £7 compared to £3 up north
>>202734601foul troll
>>202734638My posts are reasonable and correct, yours are whining and bitching
>>202735863how so?
