religion edition
poo smells lmao
D O N E D O N
>>202734615is there a guide to understanding the terminologies, sir?
>>202734582thanks lad
>>202734651190
where can i buy cheese slices like the ones they use in mcdonalds? i've tried dairylee slices but its not the same
Start being smug as fuck in public and ignore ethnics at any opportunity. They can't do anything back. Make sure to interact with white people overtly more in their presence.
>>202734705it's just shitty american cheese
>>202734668Mental how we mindraped Ivan
>>202734718they can and will stab you to death as proved on countless occasionsassume that every wog is armed and dangerous
>>202734746*don't do anything**get stabbed*prove the stereotypes right
>>202734650>seas of wogsDid you see pictures of the nottinghill carnival and think it's just an ordinary day?
>>202734772would rather not be stabbedthat's why I walk the other way if I see a wog even 100m away
>>202734719but where can you buy those in the uk? the other shitty cheese slices i've tried here aren't the same
>>202734718>They can't do anything back.>You're fired. >The bank will have its due.
>>202734788what if one is coming from behind 100m away also
I meanThe glowies are wypipoThe gangstalkers are ytpipoThere are only so many patterns one can recognize before wypibbles are the culpritIt's time to racemix and end this nightmare. Was it really worth sacrificing a legacy to put voices into people's heads?Guess we'll find out
what's the best beach in england
>>202734778I've been to londoncentral london 7/10 people are non-white
>Mother, 21, took her own life while her young son slept in living room after suffering post-natal depression and losing both of her parents
>>202734651nypa
>>202734811dunno
>>202734615Coffee really does “soften the stools,” as they say. Had a poo, drank a cup, had to poo again not ten minutes later. Funny that
>>202734799be self employed
driving around listening to it mek and ghost town on repeat
>>202734705feel the same way about the cheese kebab shops use on their chipsit's so stringy but I can't figure out what it is, just be some mozzarella blend
>>202734705Every supermarket sells them you mongAnyway, Emmental is the best burger cheese. Melts like a fucking BOSS
>>202734811was going to say somewhere in north wales probably but wales is wales
>>202734778why are you saying shit like this when literally anyone could get a map of London broken down by ethnicity.
>>202734829
nth for the baddiedem
>>202734798you can't buy american cheese per say but these are basically the samehttps://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/274219518
seems fitting that my final act on this earth will be to shit myself
>>202734811For me, its formby.Theres a squirrel sanctuary right next to it
mental how yanks have cheese in a spray can
Coffee prevents alcoholic liver disease which i why i drink it instead of tea.Tea just isn't as good it has less caffeine, you have to put milk in or it's shit and it does not prevent alcoholic liver disease.
>per say
im on codeine i really be sippin the lean
sit down, sit down! its nearly time for dinner!whats on trough, you ask? that exquisite smell?why, those are my bollocks simmering in the oven, at a toasty 400 degrees kelvin
>>202734884recall you saying about 2 hours ago that it was high time you shit yourself have you done it yet
French people are so smug and feminine they deserve their women being raped
>>202734901good lad for noticing that one
>>202734919imagine typing this out while you live in paradise on earth
During the 1970s and 80s the UK used to send roughly 30% of it's cheese to Iraq where it would be turned into cheap American-style burger slices and sold back to us.This all came to a stop when UN sanctions were placed on the country in 1990.
angela's gashes
>>202734934sheed
>>202734829>meh, fuck the welfare of my own child I'm out
why the actual fuck is that the suggestion
>>202734900Shut up Mousenonce you cretinous incel
https://youtu.be/fLaZ9OD7q6g
>>202734934Yes.Look at this gay ugly cartoon they did where a child grabs his mum's bum.Nonces
27th September and it's freezing coldnot turning the heating on though, that's just what Big Heating wants you to do
>>202734651I will not laugh at his pain wtf
>>202734923that wasn't me
>>202734939godzone (god's own)
>>202734866>>202734828Because I live in London and it's not an issue. I know you like to fantasise London is shit so you can be happier, but it's not.
>>202734848>Banks aren't allowed to invest in risky projects. >The most risky projects are micro, small, and medium business start-ups.Try again, John.
Bridge Over The River Kawaii
>>202735004uWu
>>202735004ahaha
>>202734969>freezing coldit's not even jacket weather mate
>>202735003schizo gyppo
Have noticed 'sheedposting died off and I suspect it's because most of you already are 'sheeds so you think you're normal.
>you have to put milk in tea or it’s shitN00b detected
if I dont win the next euromillion I will take my life the next again night
im going down to Cow Town this afternoonthe cows are friends to me
>>202734980i dont believe its true when my father died in front of me he did not shit himself or if he did it was the most silent and non odourous shit ever taken
>>202734992haha really pathetic backpedal mate. >nuh uh its not actually happening>ok its actually happening but its not a problemso im assuming you'll next be telling everyone why its actually a good thing you're a stranger in your own capital city?
>>202734992it really isyou can't step outside your 5 square meter safe space otherwise you'll be stabbed to death by a wog instantly
This is the last, last standOf all the Rorkes
>>202734968And then compare it to this beautiful fun adventure Anglomogged Yankmogged
Zelenskyy is literally out there fighting WW3 for us so we don’t have to. And we won’t even send the cunt a few missiles? Sick of this pussy country we deserve everything that happens to us
>>202735065he did a silent but violent out of respect for you
Cold and lonely world innit
>>202735047I refuse to believe there are sheeds here this place is for marginalised manchild white men like me
>>202734900I actually hate milk in teaAlso I only drink iced coffee
>>202735030bloody hell that's a bit chilly
>>202735096there's a half jewish 29 year old guy who posts here
Marry and reproduce.
I need a gimmick like smoking a pipe or something to make me seem interestingproper kentuckian stuff
>>202734651You should see this cunt in this thread btwINDESCRIBABLE LEVELS OF MENTAL ILLNESS
>>202735081no ukrainans are trained to use our missileswe would have to send british forces to ukraine to fire our missiles into russia for themthat means us starting a war with russia directlyyou think poo barmer is that barmy?poo barmers barmy army?
>>202735117Don’t know if you’re talking about me (I’ve only mentioned it a few times) but I am a 30 year old half Jewish lad (non religious) and I post here pretty regularly
>>202735137ThisAnd also making vague references to bringing back slavery
>>202735080didn't some autist spend literal decades animating this
3 sausages2 bacon rashers2 eggs2 slices of toasthalf a tin (200g) beans3 sliced chestnut mushrooms 2 slices black pudding
>>202735137I smoke Toscanos
>>202735156no theres another half jew
>>202735066Didn't say any of that really. Never said there aren't a lot of non-whites here. Also never said it is happening and isn't a problem.Just consistently said quality of life in London is high. People are friendly, I've been up north and they weren't.>you're a stranger in your own capital city?Not a brit am I? Am white however before you get any ideas.>>202735075literally
brown people can have this place... let them steal your energy !!
those two 12 year olds that murdered a 19 year old with a machete will be back on the streets when they are 21yay!
leng ting bringing coffee to the yardie office worker
89 days to Christmas lads. Seems like summer was 5 minutes ago really.
>>202735166Based
>>202735166forgot the tomato
>>202735166>no tomato halves >no 3x hash browns
>>202735153Then we train the Ukrainians. Simple as. Even if we fired them ourselves Putin isn’t going to do shit. He’s threatened us with nuclear weapons plenty of times already, the cunt is clearly bluffing and would have no grounds to use them against a NATO country. The Kremlin would be glassed in minutes if he tried it.
>>202735164AngloYankChads are passionate and dedicated to their life's work
>>202735137I grew a moustache for my gimmick. Was surprisingly effective
Highest crime area of London compared to other english cities
>>202735181ah so you're brownno wonder you love london
>>202735166LOVE black pudding
>>202735166You forgot the tomato you THICK TWAT
>>202735189your mate is in the other thread making fun of some Serbs dead dad
>>202735181>Not a brit am I? then im not really interested in your opinion. you're part of the problem.
>>202735227link?
>>202735081We should just send the army in. He'll do fuck all, mad theory is a load of shite.
>>202735238naw mate zelda
>>202735212he threatened nuclear weapons if we entered the warhol hols are too low IQ to use british technology so we would need to be the ones firing themjust don't be surprised when london gets turned into dust in return
>>202735206>>202735210>>202735226don't like tomato in my FE sorry
>>202735223>>202735229
>>202735137I smoke a pipe. It’s cool but your mouth feels like an ashtray the day after
>>202735210hash browns do NOT belong in a fryup
>>202735231heathersubhuman
The good guys are russia, china and trump's White america.
I fuck to Sussudio. Always.
>>202735264Then you don't like a Full English
>>202735264Fuck off>>202735268Fuck off
>>202735134
realise real eyes real lies
>>202735272Don't recall asking, London Paki.
>>202735264mental
>>202735293
new lightbulb purchasede27 fitting60w 3000k colour temp500 lumens
Thoughts about fries in a fry-up. Seems like it could work but feels wrong
>>202735293you're male and wear a dress
>>202735318youll try and shag him then
>>202735317seems lime something a filthy yank would do
what's a characteristic heathermong post
>russia are the good guys
more of a grill up when I cook it
The Johnson-Patel immigration boom of 2022/3 is notable not only for the sheer numbers involved, but the total collapse in migrant quality: an explosion of low-skilled migrants on low wages; an influx of students at bottom-tier universities; and skyrocketing use of dependant provisions.
>somebody shitting up the thread saying how great london is compared to the rest of the country>admits he's a poojeetevery single time
rorke cradling a hot mug with both hands, sipping it and saying "mmmmmm"
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>202735238>>202734400>>202734400>>202734400
Bringing back memories of Ukraine and Russia supporters jaking each other
>>202735369I look like this and do this
>you're male and wear a dress
watching a video of a bloke ordering a $65 slop pizza
>>202735376aisha doesn't think you're very nice 190
>>202735390
>>202735364Whiter than you Nige. (There's more than one pro-Londoner here, the other may or may not be brown).
>>202735397that's about right for a large dominos to be fair
You fucking towelheadYou wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelheadTowelhead, towelhead. Towelhead, you fucking towelhead
How does one identify a heathermong post?
>>202735216>>202735216>>202735216SCREAMING
There's no less than three bradders in the top 200 image reposts on this boardhttps://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/
>>202735317cafe near me does little fried potatoes instead like pic related, much better than chips imo
>>202735453I reckon it's mousey
>>202735478I single-handedly pushed the top bradders image from 90th to 89th btw
>>202735478Incredible, and they are none of the brads I use.
i saw you cryini saw you cryin at the discotheque
>my dad had a heart attack>he's fucking dead
screaming
dadberg is having some sort of crisis. He's thrown a bunch of his valuables away and has basically cut contact with his friends. Why the fuck are old people like this?everything has to mean something and be dramatic, they just can't be normal.
>>202735478>>202735518
I really, really hope someone kills Heathermong.
Post the ReggiesPost the PetersPost the DragonsPost the Dr MikesPost the Chemicals
>>202735420
>>202735478>https://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/very interesting little post this
>>202735567how do you know it's heathermong?
>>202735560have you asked him about it?
>>202735587You said fuck all when I posted it yesterday.
Neighbour’s daughter stomping about the house again
that cock-suckin piece of shit tony soprano's cousin
guys im stuck in a fucking bottle again-- HELP, HELPPPP MEEEE, HEEEEEEEEEELP!
>>202735624get her shagged
>>202735624you don't live in a detached house?
Money for nothinChicks for free
>>202735620I didn't see it lad I was out on the beers yesterday
his skin is the colour of poo
Bradleys Walsh
>>202735606I have an autistic prowess for poster identification
russia mong on his way to destroy hohols
>>202735453>foreign flag yet speaks English like a native>obsessed with the topic of race especially interracial breeding>endlessly repeats the same posts
>>202735617yeah he like "I'm living in the past, should have a fresh start"but I just KNOW it's all bollocks, he won't change or anything, he thinks his life wil magically become much better as a result but I know he'll just regret it and become lonely and bitterhe won't be told otherwised but the thing about my dadberg is that he's very naive despite his age, and never really grew up. He just have the emotional maturity to act rationally and he's always been a bit of a pain as a result
>>202735670he's the belgian freak?
>>202735478which autismo was posting this 2000 times
>>202735706
>>202735704ah no goodcutting off his friends abruptly reminds me of brendan gleeson in that recent film he was in with colin farrell
might move to japan and become a businessman
>>202735752tl;dr hole
>>202734811Bournemouth or Weymouth
Been up since 2 am. 4 now. Toil in 4 hours. May just have a cuppa
>>202734811new brighton
>>202735753all my life I've had to be the wise and rational one despite him being my fucking dad and I'm sick of it
>>202735752
>>202735706>>202735752>>202735805Really don’t care
>>202735769ktim but going to korea
>>202734615why did janny delete the op
>>202735833it's a heathermong melty
>>202735802yeah rough go lad
>>202735753He just didn't like him no more.
>>202735839it's politics
>>202735805>uploading pictures of my arsehole to thousands of strangers to wank over is looked down upon but I don't understand why??!
As I sober up from the booze the electronic harassment symptoms return
>>202734988mental that most of this is empty and unused. australia should fill it solar panels then undersea cables to export clean energy to nz and indonesia
>>202734615>>202734615Take back your retarded spastic parasite freak>>202735705Stay in this thread you worthless fuckAlso foe the rest of the thread look at this >>202734400 On the archives, and qhqt the Mods deleted and what they sided with
>>202735726No, ignore that poster.How to identify Heathermong:>autistic fascination with bizarre topics - unrelenting posting of the same images, usually>consistent use of capitaliation and generally accurate spelling>almost always posts images>use of AI>typically uses custom file names for images; no 4chanx randomised filenamesAnd a few other things. But here's the big one:>inability for self-reflectionHeathermong will post 'proof' that the Irish are obsessed with blacks due to low intelligence, but will spend the following thread spamming AI images of black men. He lacks the mental capacity to recognise this.
>>202735883wrongun you
>>202735883>am I fitting in yet?
>>202735883you ok spaedo?
beat it sounds like a song about wanking
>>202735376nah thats out of pocket
What's your plans for today then lads? Me? Nothing.
>I bought all the sodas at the gas station
>>202735883You are severely mentally ill.
is spaedo still on a melty from yesterday?seems like he hasn't stopped for 24 hours now
>>202735935showering, shitting, and wanking. in that order.
>>202735910I see. Thank you.
hmm..
>>202735950spaedo has been on a meltdown since it was found out he lied about moving to spain and being married
>file deletedFUCKING JANNIES
>>202735883Desperate to fit in ghoul
>>202735951meant for >>202735931lol
>>202735879They should made giant solar panels and put houses and roads under them so they Australians can fight in the shade
>>202735883it's so sad, you can't even empathise with that anon as you don't even care about your parents enough to grieve them if they died.I hope you can get some help
>>202735961
>>202735931Squattoil in a bit then shave, shower and might go to the shop later to get a bottle of wine for a spot of steamingtoil this evening. Not locked in though. Sometimes I go off the idea of getting drunk and just remain sober. Have to be in the right self-destructive mood.
>>202735965He's been on a gigamelty since Valentine's Day
are you proud of yourself adam?spamming that poor blokes thread until it got deleted?
>>202735879/brit/ has on many occasions canvassed the "flooding the interior" idea, reconstituting australia's ancient inland sea
Yes yes, give me the (you)'sLike a necromancer, I turn dead dads into (you)'s
when they going to find madeline mccanns remains then
Kay's Cooking 'Members Only' video is a year old and has zero views, came up in my feed for some reason.
>>202735931Gonna go out in a few minutes to get some beers, then I'm going to watch breaking bad and drink for the rest of today. Might have a wank to WMAF creampies later after post-cans horniness kicks in
Devil ape species
TAKE BACK SPAINPARASITE YOU FUCKING DOGSCONTAINMENT THREAD FOR HIM. NOT BOARD GET BACK IN HERE WHERE YOU ARENT EVERYONES PROBLEM YOU ABSOLUTE BURDEN ON SOCIETYNO TALKING BACK NO ARGUING I DONT WANT TO HEAR. I AM WALKING AWAY FROM MY PHONEALSO THE ABSOLUTE STATE of this thread. Glad you pissants report images of mice so you get this quality of thread for choosing the side and janny that only serves to make the thread worse. MUCH DESERVED
>>202735992>one bottle of winecan't get steaming off thateven 60 year old grannies drink more ya poof
>>202736039melty
QRD on the various characters of /brit/?
>>202735883Alright attention seeker
Going to a proper posh restaurant later for oysters and champagne.
>>202736039
>>202736043I drink like 4 times a year though and I'm not fat so it gets me plenty drunk.
>>202736065roar
looks like he isnt going to calm down any time soon just ignore him until he tires out lol
>>202736056they're all spaino (adam)he uses a spreadsheet to record his posts and interactions with his various personasvery sad little freak
>>202735961>>202735986>>202736038
miss old deegs. he'll be forever in our hearts
reading the genealogy of morals and mewing
>>202736097Why does he do it?
>>202736112Can’t believe he got killed by that grindr serial killer. You see this stuff on tv but you never think it would happen to someone you know
>>202736097Starmers gonna get him into work soon40 hours a week in the amazon workhouse
Hilarious stuff
you reckon it's not so bad working in mcdonalds or what?
ferretberg just did a really squitty poo and fart sound was loud
>>202736128You have to remember that he is still, at the end of the day, just a severely mentally ill human being. He is not some supernatural spamming spirit that feeds on (You)s. There is a genuinely autistic disabled loser cunt retard that spams this thread — and God only knows where else — every day, all day, replying to himself like he’s playing dollhouse on 4chan. Sometimes, I think of a particularly hurtful way to get under his skin, so I post it to watch him squirm. It has obviously been working, as the public display of his mental illness has become more frequent and extreme as time goes on. It amuses me to toy with his mind like the fragile piece of hodgepodge “art” an idiot child might proudly give you, one that you will discard as soon as they forget about it. He is a vessel waiting to be filled with hatred, a masochistic subhuman, even lower than an animal. He is a worthless piece of refuse on a highway, something you can’t help but notice, try to avoid, and curse, while also hoping it is removed immediately. Since the authorities will not deal with him, I must grind him into dust when he least expects it, then move on like a speeding car. Of course, he will pretend to not be bothered by it, then cope with one of his other dissociated characters’ inane spam. To me, it means nothing. Remember, Adam, I am always here.
>>202736145depends if you've completely given up on life or not
a gu trd taei hsao akt ns k
>>202736039where's spaino gone to?
>>202736145you'll be working with teens
Think the brown gf knows I have nazi leanings but doesn't mind.
>>202736166I have.
>>202736112?>>202736137??
>>202736145yeah it'd be great working as the lowest of the low in some global megacorporation where you're constantly watched like a hawk and have to deal with members of the great british public. lush.
>>202736039tantrum
Diego come back we miss you
>>202736197Honestly it would be better if you worked in a warehouse or something. Maybe get a forklift license too, much less humiliating than working in hospitality/retail
>>202736204any good song recs diego?
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/202734400/LOL
>>202736190perfect...hahahah
>>202736145I had a job at McDonalds when I was 16. It was fun at the time socially. The rumours are true about McDonalds crews. You also get a meal if your shift is long enough.
>>202736234proud of yourself are you adam?
>>202736251What rumours?
why did adam barrett of chester suddenly stop pretending to have a wife and live in spain?
fake deegs. the real one was found with an orange stuffed up his arse on hampstead heath last year
>>202736222? thanksd but im here>>202736232it's a cold world by frankie knuclesi want him to be mine by terisa griffinquadrant dub I by BC (basic channel)
>>202736234
>>202736214You'd be in the back on the fryers as a 25+ year old man, wouldn't be anywhere near the public.16-18 year old lasses on the tills. T'was ever thus.
>>202736268they all shag each other in the storage sheds
corrr
>he's fucking dead
Right thenThere's the hangover munchy box from the pakis
>>202736145good honest work that, lad. getting the big macs ready for an african to deliver to us wfhchads. keeps the economy going
>>202736279scent of the day? favvy all-time fragrance?
>>202736219
Pretty sure he started becoming extremely mentally ill around the time of the Oct 7 attack Now it's coming up on the one year anniversary and everyone is changing their mind about Israel so he's completely losing whatever was left of his mind Like really how badly was he bullied as a child that he would spam a thread like that?
>>202736331grim pizza
>>202736331fuckin rank
>>202736335jpg ultra male
>>202736331Holy fuck
>>202736331Nice tripadvisor copy paste job Adam Still desperate to fit in are you?
>>202736340Would LOVE to have a good old rummage in her knickers LOL Xx
>>202736331I already have this pic in my munchy box folder.
toby, thoughts on adam ruining /brit/ this morning?
>>202736386Im not spaino and I got it off ratemytakeaways twitter page
>why yes I do take it up the arse, how could you tell?
Just want to grab a females tits...
>>202736402Yes very good have you considered suicide?
inside is yellow :)
>>202736431Why
Flatmate is coming home from 2 weeks on holiday... prefer living alone. Can't afford to because London rent is retarded.I should be able to afford a 1 bed flat with a reasonable bike ride to work. Why does that cost £1500+ per month?They need to stop building 600k flats, and start building 150k ones.
>>202736444Because you're an evil subhuman ghoul that everyone hates
existentialism is a threat to capitalism because capitalism is built on people living inauthentically, people must live inauthentically in order for capitalism to function.
>>202736467That would be you I think
treating the colon to a cheeky toilpoo
>>202736456Abandon London. All hope is lost.
so this is rorke
>>202736489there is no such thing as living (in)authentically under existetialism you bizarre scrote
>>202736525>>202736525>>202736525
>>202736492Alright man have fun shitting up this forgotten corner of the internet all day because you have never had a friend not ever
>>202736540Project on
>>202736521>In throwing ourselves into socially approved activities and roles, we disown ourselves and spin a web of self-deception in trying to avoid facing up to the truth about what we are. This picture of inauthentic existence is contrasted with a vision of a way of living that does not slide into self-loss and self-deception.
>>202736563in case you're not trolling if you continue to read the article you see that the only "authentic" you in existenalism is that there is no "authentic" you
