Sir Dr Edward Suzy Izzard MSc (Hons) edition
I'm not gay, never have been, never will. I never have and I never will look at men sexually
>>202736517thought this was SSM with a fresh trim lolhttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1727436648534834.png
>>202736544vlog o
>>202736557?
I've been done
autist spammer: *spams*sephiroth poster: Ah, Autistic Spammer #47, we meet again... Heh. What pleasure I derive from toying with your mind, you pathetic worm. <replying to some rando who's not even one of the autists>
gf sent me this
>why yes I do like to suck my own poo off the end of other men's penises, how could you tell?
Got the party music on
>>202736580yeah?
diego on the sherry
>>202736584gays dont wear ultra male you ignorant rodent>>202736595nah
>>202736595It’s not even 1pm yet
>>202736632>knowing what gays useBut you’re not gay though are you?
>>202736641you can start drinking at 12pm on weekends (including friday)
>>202736659i know what it's like to leave the house and go to social events where gays are present yes
>>202736580Mental how badly I mindraped you
>>202736670lol no you don't
>>202736642how do hwaito women even compete?
>>202736670of course you doyou're the biggest poof theresaw you at the charlie xcx show last week shaking your bussy all over the place
>>202736697?>>202736709? charli was in london?
the lads
>>202736670thats a bit different to knowing that fragrance gays use mate. are you sure you're not bent?
Come on spainlard, tell us all what perfumes your gay friends wear.
lad's getting smashed on one bottle of wine
>>202736767i dont know what fragrance they use but i do know they dont smell of ultra male because i know what that smells like through wearing it
>>202736670Go to many ‘events’ with gay then?
Diego sniffs other men, pass it on!
>>202736788why are you sniffing gays...
>>202736788get up close to them do you
>>202736750We need to do a proper show of force against outer-/int/ at some point. Something that shows that /int/ is a /brit/ board.
>>202736795>>202736809nobut having been in london for 15 + years and gone out countless times to numerous events i have been around many gays even do most events were straight
diego can identify gays by their smell alone
>I’ve been around many gays
catalog is teeming with jap fetishist threads today. to be fair i would also like to have sex with a japanese woman but i don't go making threads about it.
>>202736819>i have been around many gayswe know
putting diego into one of those baby carrying harnesses and shagging his arse as i carry him around on my front
>>202736830i think we can all identify gays with our senses such as sight they look off
diego wearing a jock strap and shaking his fat hairy arse to apple
>>202736843get on the goon lad
diego identifies gays by taste and smell
Diego using the sense of touch to identify a homosexual
>>202736904but most importantly touch
diego sniffing other men's arseholes at parties
Hmmrph. Advertise this general on /lgbt/, /pol/, /bant/ and /r9k/ again... Must I
diego using his sixth sense to flirt with dead ghosts
t th gaa arsn uekk das it o
>>202736873What sort of smell would you say is most common for a gay?
diego's gay man detector (prostate)
>>202736948reckon he believes in ghosts? i wouldnt surprised if he also believes in that claptrap
>>202736970whatever aftershave diego is wearing
diego accidentally drinking the kettle descaler
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffff*looks like we've got a homo in the thread
>>202737002oops sorry*puts away hairy pooey arsehole*
>goes to soho taking his top off in gay bordellos>thinks he can now identify gay men by sight alone
>>202736970dk fruity
>>202737002>>202737004I healed you of the gays, lad. rejoice and sniff of
going into the woods and spraying gay musk on myself so diego feels safe to approach before beaning him at 40 ft with a perfect .270 shot and proudly mounting his big gay head above my door
>>202737019wtf put it back
>>202737037fruity by donna karen? cant say i know that scent
Billions must read
diego lashing out at /brit/ because no one wants to fuck his aging twink bum anymore
I would actually respect Diego more if he was a gay man than a virgin
>>202737096very frustrating video on every watch
digaygo
>>202737100grim
Any other spergs here who start smiling when having prolonged eye contact with someone during a conversation?
>>202737100Like Diego, I'm a virgin, and there's something beautiful about that.
>>202737100he somehow manages to be both :p
astounding that diego is just shy of 40 and has not once kissed a woman or held their hand, let alone shagged one. truly mindboggling.
>>202737131i have an awkward grimace i accidentally whip out all the time
>>202737100like something out of an "it's always sunny" episode
>smiling when talking to others is autistic now
if diego went gay he could be shagging by tonight
>>202737166lol
>>202737124something to lift your spirits, mayhaps..?
diego prancing around in his smelly flat mumbling the words to some charli xcx song about ksising boys then slithering over to /brit/ to let them know he doesnt smell gay enough
>>202737162amazes me too especially considering how successful i am and at once upon a time how popular i was but i am not someone who takes advantage of people and my aesthetics are similary too aesthetically repulsive to women
>>202737162He is steadfast in his Christian beliefs, and I respect that
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard,_Missouri
I'm going to start acting superior, as if I hate everyone around me and know that I am far, far better than each and everyone one of themBecause it's true
Wage compression in Britain is shocking
Been sleeping all day. The NEET life has its benefits!
>>202737196do you think your looks are the sole reason for your lack of success
>>202737162Here’s the thing he has the money to get and accommodate a prostitute and you cannot tell me atleast once in his life he hasn’t seriously attempted this, especially living in London where I assume you can get anything you want in any place. But he’s never done that, has to be homosexual
>>202737162A scandalous bachelorOr maybe...
>>202737179It's more like a smile where the person thinks I'm about to start laughing at them. I'm a diagnosed autist btw.
>>202737197the christianity thing is result of being a despairing incel freak
>>202737204ktim
>>202737204Don't act it, BE it.
>>202737219yes it seems silly to blame them 100% as it is not as if i have never said anything but the objectively most sexually appealing way (nor could i ever hope to know this) but it is as close to 100% as to be the only meaningful factor>>202737225hs?
CHOOOOOOOOONNNNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yefUXmB9n6c
ive got a lot saved in my LISA but every day i think of moving out of the UK. there's a 25% penalty for taking money out of a LISA which is annoying.
I used to think diego was a looksmax.org character rather than a /brit/ character. Got my wires crossed, you see.
>>202737224No idea what you're on about. Smiling is smiling. The interpretation is on them
>>202737219probably what he tells himself at least
diego crying into a silken handkerchief in his mansion perusing sepia photos of all the galas he used to host
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard_Asylum_for_the_Chronic_Insane
>>202737271i was a regular psl poster too yesinitially the reason i wanted to make money was for p[lastic surgery
>>202737274Well they get all paranoid about it.
>>202737263are you actually really, really ugly then? because if you were popular and successful (and i dont doubt you, really) then you must be pretty bad to not even achieve the simplest of female attraction
>>202737291whats a good way to make money these days if property is a shit-show for beginners?
>>202737265youre tearing me apart LISA lol
>>202737307blackjack or martingale roulette
diego day! diego day's here. it's diego day!
>>202737058You don’t have woods in Iceland
>>202737321
>>202737100Sodomy isn't sex
>>202737280youre doing the thing were you put on a vpn and try to hard to become a quirky thread personality
>>202737263Diego you’re so desperate I reckon you’d be well up for a diddy babyoil party wouldn’t ya
>>202737304i said how popular i was not that i was popular qua popular; i had friends who at least verbally said they cared substantially.yes i am very ugly despite my success>>202737307fungible asset gambling like crypto. i wouldn't recomend crypto over normal stocks but if you had 100 pounds and stuck it in some shitcoin you would be more likely to 1000x your money (i.e. to a respectable amount) than if you put it in a penny stockeven tho in the former case you are much much much much more likely to end up with 0
>>202737058>>202737351Done him
>>202737342Shame he’s such a prick
>>202737389feels like half the cunts on here are desperate for /brit/ famevery pathetic
>>202737397dont know what this means>>202737342woo woo! woo woo!
how much money would it take for you to get a full-back Elon Musk tattoo?
>>202737220When that autistic smelly woman got gangbanged he was researching the fluffers, who were New York high-end escorts, who were there and was considering flying one out to London to go on a date with lol
Diego being knocked back from the Berghain
>>202737402well i have argued with you in the past and thought you were annoying, but i do honestly like you (and some of your posts, theology in particular) and hope you can find peace in god my friend
Might play a video game
>>202737439£20no£30alright fine 15
>>202737468fuck off i'd get in no problem>>202737473thanks god bless you
just cracked 10,000hrs on dota 2yay me
>>202737389not on a vpn, i'm expatting here
Diego being knocked out like a cunt
>landlord who inherited his granny's money at the right time calls himself "successful"O I am laffin
>>202737502leave diego alone
The minimum wage in Britain is basically becoming the default pay because it keeps rising while people in the 25-40k band get 1% rises.
>>202737476>>202737492
Lunchtime on FridayNine tenths of the way through the week
>>202737424lol righto
>>202737493190 moment
>>202737508Guess where I live with a circle or arrow
I'm a 31 year old kissless virgin, I've been unemployed since leaving school at 16, I drive a volvo
imagine sticking your nob in a fannybizarre concept for many here admittedlybut for us shaggers it's a formality
>>202737524
>expatting in IcelandLol
>>202737546mentalwhat did you get up to in your 20s
the current heterosexual sexual trends are directly taken from benders. Obsession for bubble butts, bumhole eating, everything related to bums. Don't know if it's due to black fellas being secretly all gay or jthe prevalence of pornography
How much does it cost to go travelling for a year? Getting made redundant and simply cannot be arsed to find another job right now.
>>202737493You gave up the LARP for a few days then came back to this VPN node. Why?
>>202737546suicide fuel
I accept all cookies because I'm a fat cunt
>>202737546How are Volvos, never driven a Swedish but almost got one before I got my current Mazda
>>202737588Obviously depends where and what you'll be doing
>>202737588Depends where you go! :/
ironically thinking of getting a uk vpn to avoid the various slanderous accusations. just want to free associate into /brit/ in peace
>>202737580Whites > NoncesBlacks > GayAsians > TranniesCHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
>>202737613nice signature use adam
>>202737524>all ugly as sineh who cares
>>202737626Post proof you're in Iceland or fuck off 190
>>202737640Want to buy a new build?
>>202737626post a picture of a volcano or you're on a VPN simple as
>>202737626there was an icelandish poster here 8 years ago who was really icelandish. was nicknamed icelad i think
>>202736750Gonna need to track down that tik tok edish
Bit chilly will out even in the sun
what am i, a male, supposed to say during sex with a female?
>>202737575didn't leave the house till 25~, stayed up all night playing dota/posting on 4chan and the likes. 25-30 I moved out but had a breakdown and had severe OCD which occupied my mind/life, now I'm just an autist freak who goes to the gym and has no idea what to do >>202737606good mate, not broke down on me, cavernous boot, comfortable. Might go camping in it sometime really for something to do
>>202736750when was this????
Girlfriendberg's friend is going to stay over this weekend and I'm having devilish thoughts
>>202737681Here you, lazy taig CUNT
>>202737699Nothing. Just shag her in total silence, don't even groan
>didn't leave the house till 25
>>202737726Such as
Dogs should be seen and not heard
>>202737699"your pure fockin sexy man, fockin propa fockin sexy man, fockin lov fockin your focken pooseh, fock"
>>202737740just annoying
>>202737726have you stirred some of your cum into the bodywash in preperation?
>>202737659>>202737646janny put a ban on my home wifi probably thinking i was on vpn and now im on incognito mode and can't post images. Not using work wifi to post here
>>202737749I meant in my 20s, from 19-25, though it was more like 24, the first time I left my house in 3-4 years was to vote in the brexit vote
>>202737700Can’t lie use to hate the look of estates as a kid but now that you’ve posted yours all I can think of it how sick all that space in the boot is. My have to cop one once the Mazda dies
>>202737750Probably shouldn't say
>>202737771Fuck off 190
>the first time I left my house in 3-4 years was to vote in the brexit voteah, the infamous rorke I've heard so much about
>>202737771
>>2027377072020ish
>>202737424>tanned skin and sex eyes(blue-green)AAAHHHHHHHH
>>202737700Nice car
>>202737827get it fucking concreted over and get 1000 deanoboxes on it
>>202737700never too late lad, also nice pictures of trains that you post>>202737776like this one
>>202737700>severe OCDktimwell not actually diagnosed but intrusive thoughts really ruined my life
>>202737829what was the cause
im hearing conflicting arguments about whether women can come/ejaculate or not.can they or can they not? or is it all just 'discharge'.
Off to my dad's tomorrow and then to my sister's for my niece's birthday Not bought her any presents
It takes a lot of apples imo to get a gallon of juicewas going to go apple picking to make my own cider but there’s such a premium at those places it’s an awful deal
>>202737630CODE NOW
sarr alex ferguson
>>202737877someone post THAT webm to prove it
Lads, I tried on my only good shirtCanslad is a bit fatter than he was two years agoDecisions to either buy a new one or see if I can get it taken out...
>>202737827
>>202737699“Thats it you little slut give it all up for daddy”
>>202737787ive always loved estate cars. hate how crossovers/'suvs' have taken over when estates are just as, if not more, practical while still maintaining a slim profile.
>>202737879KTIM
>>202737877They can have an orgasmThey do not ejaculate- it’s piss. Why do you think it originated with zoomer porn but never existed before?
>>202737868got to the point they wanted to section me but there was no room anywhere thank god, 200mg sertraline helped me a lot, the zombifying to the brain really dampens the intrusive thoughts>>202737852its probs the best one I've had, my car history was a Mazda2(2005), Kia Cee'd(2008), Honda Civic Type R fn2, ford focus, MG TF and then the Volvo. Volvo has been the most dependable and usable.>>202737867based
>>202737890Is it true that your women have smelly breath?
>>202737925cytherea wasn't zoomer porn
>>202737925hello actual zoomersquirting has been a thing since porn was invented, fucking retarded faggot
How do you tell the British from the Canadians and the Australians?
>>202737699I’ve yet to fuck a woman who was comfortable and open to dirty talk so it’s always been stiltedMy ex liked it but also disliked crude words for genitalia so I sounded like a doctor describing sex
>>202737875couple of lads posted news at the same time, realised the janitor wasn't looking and everyone sort of got carried away - this was during a time of intense janitor - /brit/ strife
It’s happened again it’s happened agaiiiiiiin…. You know the rest
>>202737970Canadians are very similar to Americans, so that's easy
>>202737972Give us a couple of your lines in sex
>>202737982why do some people's faces just look weird and out of proportion?im talking about both sides of the pic fyi
>>202737949I've got a civic hatchback made in SwindonIt's reliable but I'm bored of FWD and it doesn't have a lot of roomNot many wagons out here, they're so rare yet desirable that they carry a hefty premium
>>202737949
grim
just saw diego down hamstead heath sniffing for poofs like a truffle dog
>>202737886https://njav.tv/en/v/husr-141oh I've coomed to her before, thought she was japanaese, the allure is lost desu. but jav direction will elevate misty to a higher level of coom
lmaojust got an email from a yank with the surname coonrod
>>202738015“I’m gonna empty my semen into your vagina and make you pregnant. Do you want to get pregnant?”Dated her for a pretty long time too so I never quite developed natural dirty talk. Though sometimes I get really passionate during sex and ramble
>>202738018Socioeconomic factors
>>202738003You mean just their accents?
>>202738053who is she
>>202738053>>202738079Do yellow fever fags find this attractive?
>>202738076DO. YOUR. WOMEN. HAVE. SMELLY. BREATH?
/brit/? more like /bore/
>>202738062
>>202738031went on a cab tour of the mallard the other week
hate when youre sitting on the train and some dickhead comes and sits next to u
>>202738102I find attractive East Asian women attractive. Yes.
>>202737982nigga lips
>>202738122what happened to your face mate? it's turned into a big white square. you should see a doctor
>>202738076culturally canadians are very similar to americanscrown commonwealth americans, one might say
Every morning I feel like vomiting
British men.Indian women.
For me it's Dayeon
>>202737982Wow thank you BBC you saved the day
>>202738145The one in that webm was so ugly and had such bizarre mannerisms it made me uncomfortable to look at
>>202738122dullard on the mallard
>>202738127you're obviously setting off his gaydar
>>202738122yeah nice laddid the same when I went over to york
>>202738189
I can’t make myself throw the packaging away when I buy new things. Please help.
>>202738122who took the picture?
>>202737700how do you afford all that if you've not worked a single day in your life?
>>202738184I like big smiles on women for some reason. Probably because my smile is subhuman in comparison.
>>202737700wahey barbour lad
>>202738231My condolences I hope you find someone to love who loves you back someday
>>202738228tax class: disabled
>>202737982leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>202738191He wasn’t my type anyway
>>202736572K simon pegg
>>202738252I'm getting my teeth done. Hoping that will solve the problem.
>>202738053she giving him a hand?
>>202738202love the railway museum, but half of it is shut atm getting rennovated>>202738228get autism bennies and have never been on a holiday or drunk>>202738226the old bloke who does the talk offered>>202738244...yh
think I’d get a lot further ahead if I smiled and was a bit more positivenoticed whenever I remember to smile at a random woman they usually smile back
>>202738079I think it's Ichika Matsumoto but I'm not 100% sure>>202738102yh, I like her grin. reminds me of pretty acquaintance I know
trousers smell like poo not arse juice or farts but actually like i have shit myself
>>202738292nice specs you friggin dork
you:goes to the york railway musuem and takes pictures on the mallardme:sits on the shinkansen and imagines im a japanese we are not the same
>you CUNT!
>>202738292Dresses a bit zesty mate
>>202738292
>>202738292why are your hips so wide?
>>202738292>>202738316fucking SCREAMING
>>202738175qt>>202738289dunno lad
Crazy that Americans are used to a much wider array of European features and don’t really think about it but brits can pick up on someone (white) having foreign ancestry
>>202738343waheeeeey
>>202738343
howling
>>202738343zero emotion on that face
>>202738343Looks familiar ...
>>202738328i do that also
Edward snowden on the mallard
>>202738343oh no no no noooooo
>>202738343Ohnononono
what is this stance called
>>202738405homosexual
>>202738405kek he's making a train with his feetproper autistic that is
>>202738405the gay porn stance
Rorke literally unmasked
>>202738343its chud
oh no poor lad
Poor lad. The moral of this story is check, check and check again before posting pictures.
omdz
so many speccy bams on /brit/ makes me wonder how I ended up here
>>202738450>>202738436lmao state that's what u get for blogging here
>>202738343>>202738431omds my throat hurts holy shit
salmon sandwich down the gullet
>>202738455>>202738455>>202738455new, had to be done
>>202738431>>202738343
>>202738292You look fine, ignore the crabs
can't believe are mallard did that
hope that's just a random picture from some lads insta and he's done us
Janny's very angry..
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JANNY ON A MAD ONE
>>202738525was gonna say it's honestly not that bad as far as /brit/ characters go
JANNY IS MALLARD BOY
Looks like him
worst bit is that lad doesn't know how to react to all this because of the autism. probably just sat staring blankly at the screen
Updated due to recent events
>>202738612>>202738612>>202738612
>>202738605don't make me feel bad now
>>202738583Sounds like you said it matetry not to be so wishy-washy in the future yeah
>>202738618SCREAMING
>>202738605Well, what's done is done. Best to just carry on as if it never happened imo.
this is why if I ever upload a picture to /brit/ I meticulously scan every inch of it for reflections beforehand
>>202738672I've do that and still almost revealed my name
