GET TAE FUCK edish
get them tae fuck
going down to the mallard anyone want owt
dead dad sub edition
Cunts the lot of you bullying the autismo
>>202738642You're going to be spamming this unfunny cringe shit for ages aren't you
>>202738634
why did he do it to him lads
8642aisha will never love you
>>202738640He’ll not live this down. Not on /brit/ anyway.
3.30pm on a weekday and its wet and windy outside the girls school
Went to see the Mallard recently, took this pic
>>202738666get the dead dad wanked you leaf bastard
>>202738702why is there a glory hole on the train
listen lad you may as well just post the original photo now without the box over your headwe already know what you look like
>>202738640what is it with labour leaders and being defeated by working mens meat dishes
The scrandemic
>>202738674spencer's a right twat
>>202738702nice, love mallard me
excuse me mate is it true this train station is full o specky bams?
Janny on a fucking mad one
>>202738735?
>>202738710its a knob trimmer
>>202738747?
>>202738745fuck off ya prick
Honestly of all the fuck ups we've seen here mallards is tame enough Obscured picture of his face isn't the end of the world Still very funny though
imagine getting killed by a 12 year old, so fuckin embarrassing my family would be ashamed
>>202738709You're pathetic. Remember when you used to have arguably creative gimmicks you'd spam? Now it's just porn, morose hatred, and sometimes literal gore. What happened to you?
any York men in?a lot of you seem to come here for a visit, but no one actually lives here
/brit/ spackers eagerly trying to jump in and try to pass their insecurities of their own appearance over to someone else, with a completely normal appearance, because they are so starved of social status that they need to feel an ounce of power and punch down on someone living life before returning to real life, living as the dregs of society in their childhood bedrooms
>>202738755SPENCER diegothe TRAIN
>>202738777>won't name them>shows their skin colour as grey in the court sketchhmmmmmmmmmmmm
it's called the mallard because you need to duck when you're being photographed
>>202738788alri mallard boy, no need to get menstrual
>>202738773nothing wrong with his face it's just funny cause he has specs on
>>202738755check the last thread, spencer's a mallard
i think he looks pretty normal
>>202738634bro isn’t enjoying life
>>202738788its just a bit of fun you gimp.
>>202738787I’m a Yorkman in my heart
>>202738787mental thinking that during my visit I may have been within yards of a /brit/poster>>202738788good lad, nice and positive
speccymallardlad
>>202738783mental how badly aisha mindraped him
assuming the gay porn stance
>>202738788Why are you white knighting for an anonymous man
>>202738788why are you crying?
>>202738654he lives the life of a prince, gets paid a full salary for free so he can just lie about doing fuck all and going on little trips, he deserves a little mockery for it
>>202738788mental how you've described me to a T
>>202738674look at that smug fucking face
>>202738805Clearly whiteys
>>202738788bro think he a wizard posting this scroll
>>202738788no one will hold it against him x
>>202738855he has a very womanly body
>>202738773yeah it's not like he posted his full name and address like other spackers have done
Impulsively bullying a bereaved serb's thread about his recently deceased father into being sent to /bant/ isn't the worst thing I've done latelyI may have ruined the life of some young US veterinarian a few months ago, by fb messaging/emailing her workplace about memes that she'd posted online which I'd found distasteful, which she maybe could have actually got in trouble forI woke up the next day to see she'd sent me a message personally but she'd blocked me so I couldn't see what it said
Got the Guinness bought
I don't get horror films, they aren't scary, they're not fucking real.>oh no a fictional man is getting chased by a baddy how terrifyingMaybe I'm just too autistic
8929no one cares 190
>>202738921Just the fact that has happened has me laughing
>>202738933good lad
202738903shit spaedo bait
>>202738787I'm more of a Yorkie man
What does 190 mean
Just bought an old pub, going to rebrandI'm thinking of calling it the Chud and the Mallard
bit weird to attack his stancez. his stance looks fine to me and there’s nothing gay about it, he just looks relaxed, and even if I was, so what?
>>202738921Ktilm
just farted and it stinks
>>202738981190 nieces nonced
>>202738981How many children he's raped and coincidentally his weight in kilograms
Think I'll take the chances and see about getting the shirt let out due to being a fast bastard, lads
>>202738855
>>202738788Kek fuck off mallard
mihai started posting his entire real passport at one point
190 thinks he's a bad boy for emailing someone's employer because he got offended by some memes lmao
>>202739015
Mental how we were all born on a tiny island where the Industrial Revolution began.
>>202739011excellent hip genetics, strong basis for pear mode
nothing worse than doing a fart and you can't imbibe in it's odor because there are other smells in the room overpowering it!
>>202739008great webm
>>202738981How many cp webms he's posted to 4chan
>>202739008screaming
>>202739015umm why is she pissing in her car?
>>202739008Why are monkes so funny lads
>>202739034
>>202739008I love how monkeys are naturally funny
>>202739034>mallardmong.jpgimagine taking a nice little picture by a train completely unaware that you'll be named after it
Imagine if your cock were always the same size, like you were born with the cock you have now and it stayed the same size throughout your lifeFucking mental to think about
>>202739078she's on a long drive and doesn't have time to stop
>>202739079
not long till 4chan's birthday de lads. 1st October.
Godforsaken Orientals
>>202739038I wasn't and neither were my ancestors :(
>>202739094if you're going to actually post a photo of yourself on 4chan you need to be prepared for it to be scrutinised in minute detail
monkey status: cheeky
>>202739126Fuck off then
>>202739034don't do mallardbro like that anon :skull:
Any /brits/ going to be in Tokyo next Spring? Let's meet up for a pint. >Yes, I'm serious >Please don't murder me
>>202739153Rude but okay
>>202739137>liveleakshow the rest
Imagine if it turned out 190 was actually Starmer
>>202739113Post the one where that thing tries to shag his arm and he legs it
I am in the process of British-izing my English...>Enrolled in a Modern RP accent course>Decided to read (British-authored) books every day for hours>Playing Sky News broadcast livestream in the background (headphones) as I do daily activities>Trying to mouth out British enunciation and intonation from the news broadcast, for example, noticing that "ER" is pronounced "UH", etc.>Going to find British websites/communities to lurkI drank an energy drink yesterday and with my meds, it kept me up all night and I only slept for 2 hours, so I am too sleepy to do all of this today, but I would appreciate it if you could help me with anything British you can recommend to me (culture, language, history, etc).
tired of pretending chimps ain't monkeys
Just won £50 off a £0.20 stake on Big Bass Vegas Double Down DeluxeThat means I'm now only down £12 this week
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/202734400/thoughts? I'll be honest, it was the frog post that set me off. Never liked frogposters. I probably wouldn't have done that if he hadn't posted that pathetic green frog.
>>202739174I think that's the weed smoking monkey
>>202739183Watch Kenneth Clark's Civilisation
>>202739183>British-izingyou can start by actually spelling words correctly - it should be British-iSing
>>202739200Sort your life out mate, gambling is for mugs
nth for the baddiedem
>>202739207if you don't like the cartoon frog you're in the wrong website my man
>>202739034really isn’t that funny
Rorke listening to Bane's Theme. Curling 5kg dumbells. Preparing for the inevitable collapse. Love. To. See. It.
Week of doing nothing is nearly at an end
>>202739200Mental how I immediately got a youtube ad for that 10 seconds after this post
>/brit/ still being vile runtsI get it’s a bit of banter, but acting like this is not good for you and makes you a hate filled person. The train lad looks fine even if the reflection was a bit funny. It’s nice when people share a bit of real life, there’s no point trying to shoo every effort poster away. You can’t really see his face clearly but he looks normal and he could be quite attractive, he dresses well and doesn’t look like a slob, and why does it matter that I wear glasses? Most people here probably do anyway. I think we need some more kindness in /brit/.
When they said he looks like an incel that's when I drew the line.
>>202739309mallard
>>202739309Fuckin shut it you cunt
>>202739309alri mallardmong
>>202739301I do that and look like this
>>202739309bro put your phone away and enjoy the rest of the train museum tour
and to think i thought mallard was a type of duck
This general is his life.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg7859z8mx5oMental how I can have category A child porn and not serve any prison time but if I show my anger at the police for not doing their jobs I go to prison for 4 years
>>202739183>British-izingBritish-ising*The endings -ization or -isation, -izing or -ising follow from the -ize or -ise form. The spelling -yse is preferred to -yze in British English as the suffix for verbs derived from -lysis.S not Z
mallardmong melty
>>202739309Honestly he looks like somebody I would want to be friends with. If I'm feeling down then I can just phone up mallard and have a chat about York and trains.
>>202739308>doesn't have all cookies blocked>don't have all ad domains blocked at a DNS levelngmi
>>202739034omdshope he doesn't leave, I enjoy his posts. saved bunch of trains from /brit/ a couple days ago x
>>202739309see>>202738867
*stands up defiantly* im mallardmong
No job offers yet, no interviews even. Think my current salary is too high.
>>202739398>>202739398forgot pic*
>>202739309mallard doing damage control instead of ignoring it because he has autism and doesn't know any betterhowling
>>202739365>who has learning difficulties Get the retards jailed
mallardlad currently crying and hitting himself in a corner of the room
mallardmong onamadone
>>202739309Chortling
>>202739451fucking drop it
The fuck
favourite shop lads?mine is MUJI
mallardmong vs mousenoncepeople try make comparisons but just enjoy them
>>202739451the Muslim kid at my school did this because everyone found out he was recording himself taking shits and sending it to random girlsodd fellow
>>202739500river island
I suppose part of the reason I find it funny to abuse people who've lost their fathers is because I couldn't care less if I lose mine, he had no reason to make me and won't be particularly missed
>>202739500big fan of MUJI, apparently you can buy beds from them always wanted one
why dont we all say something we appreciate or admire about mallardlad?i for one am impressed that has a serious interest or hobby outside of computer games or internet drivel. i wish that i had the mental fortitude to stick with a topic and become knowledgable in it like he has managed. i hope we see many more interesting train posts to come from himnow you all go
>>202739500Next, especially like their jeans
>>202739539wahey spaedo
>>202739539:/
>>202739495it's sfw rorke
why did jeremy clarkson get so fat/age like shit?
>>202739539Blog on lol, atleast they got to enjoy theirs for part of their lives loool
positive this is mallardmong toohttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201608518/#201608714
The fit as it were.
>>202739559Oh mallardmong do put a widebody in it
>thinks he le based psycho but comes on here and seeks validation state of 190s brain
Don't recall the last time I stroked my sausage. Might need to do it soon in case of nocturnal emissions.
got the minoxidil applied to my beard
>>202739571So what
>>202739500It's a tie for Canslad.The Cans shop and the Chips shop
>>202739500BarbourJohnston’s of ElginARKETLoakeParabootClutch CafeDick’s EdinburghDrake’sSunspelsimple as
>>202738787i'm out of the country at the moment but i lived in york center and worked there very recently for ten years brill place, shite tourists
just eaten some tuna and some beans
>>202739624>barbourAlri mallard
>>202739618enjoy your erectile dysfuntion
QRD on mallardmong?
I'm so curious as to why so many black girls like me. From the short thick ones with huge arses to the tall slender model type ones (that type are more likely to have afros for some reason) and everything in between, it's exceedingly rare that any of them ever don't match with me when I like them on hinge. Is it just that they really all secretly like white guys that much or is it just a me thing? They're all so simple minded too, all it takes is a basic compliment (they LOVE compliments on their outfits) and you're in just like that
>>202739624mallardmong
>>202739644Yeah? now die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQaHCwzo2fwits up
>>202739592>everything below the knee
>>202739649actually had to stop myself from wanking because I was doing it multiple times a day for weeks so that's completely wrong
Years of posting of all topics and in a blink of an eye you’re now mallard
>>202739574mallard looking fresh x
>>202739592this looks fine desu
>>202739624mallard
not gonna lie, i thought mallard was a type of duck
>>202739686deal with it mallardmong
love ducks but apparently they're rapists?
>>202739702it is
Bruvs gasping
>>202739702it is, words can mean different things
>>202739694>>202739658>>202739647I’m not mallard, seems like he mindraped you
>>202739618Heard that works well. Still don't understand why the FDA won't let them advertise this on the box. They still only let them say that it only works on the crown of the head based on data going back all the way to the 80's. The reality is that minox can work anywhere on the body that has hair.
>>202739574ok
Extremely pathetic attention seeking behaviour this morning. Get a grip.
>>202739559i think he dresses quite welli think even old /fa/ would concurhonestly feel shit for the guy nowhope one of the few decent people here doesn't piss off
>>202739702I made a joke about this earlier and got no (you)s
I predict my dad will die first and then my mum will be alone for the rest of her sad lifeI just want to inherit anything they have and have them die soon and quick
>>202739720but it's a train?
>>202739753>>202739737
Milord is a song no?
>>202739742this isn't facebook matewe don't care about looking at your pictures
>>202739559his interest in trains is refreshing, he posts in bursts every once in a while. it's a good change of thread pace
>>202739737>this morningIt's 2pm you stupid twat, ignorant eskimo igloo motherfucker
Lots of energy in here this afternoon. Feels like times of old.
>>202739806My apologies
>>202739815Mallard’s saved brit
>>202739742he looks like an estate agent
>>202739661my chest is feeling a bit uncomfortable it has to be said
>>202739802>>202739559stop samefagging mallardmong
>>202739801don't know what you're on about pal
>>202739592actually decent tho wouldn't do all the shirt buttons up personallybig fan of stj even if i'm not a pagan
People who have children are extremely selfish and I'm glad we're all going to die in a nuclear war fairly soon
How bad are the spiders in Australia actually? If I lived there would I ever have a tarantula tickle my arsehole if I’m on the toilet?
>>202739825estate agents look much worse desuit’s just a nice pair of boots, jeans, and a jacket
What. A. G.
>>202739624not a fan of Mallardcore garms to be honest
mallardmong on a fucking melty now
>>202736219honestly the idel femalereckon baudelaire would agree with me
>>202739858i think his jacket should be binned. really shit imo
wow ... that train sure was a beaut
>>202739624ah yes the classic "tarq gimp" set
Mallard is actually kind of hot....
Don’t reply to it
bald is the new hot
>>202739886incel freak
>>202739901Fuck of attentionwhore, mallards the talk of the town now
pls have sex with indian women
>>202739940kys
Are Mallard getting all the attention and now the trips have come out of nowhere. SAD!
UH! What the spruce?!
>>202739940post a picture of the hottest woman in india and i'll consider it
>>202739592>black shirt with blue jeans/trousersEven the most autistic freaks with zero fashion sense know that this is a horrible colour combo
>>202739872I like it they’re usually fairly pretty items you can get away with for a long time, and reasonably mature looking>>202739887I think it’s a preference thing, I used to feel the same but I’ve grown to like quilted jackets quite a lot. It’s just a matter of what you wear it with which changes the associations of an outfit>>202739896nothing there is inherently tarq, certainly not barbour anymore
>>202739901yummers
>>202739901is that what you think you look like lol
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on.
anyone read kripke's naming and necessityperhaps the most important analytical philosophical work i've yet to approach
ssm admirers>britfeel runts>sackedtranny (former britfeel runt that was bullied away)>mallard (fellow dolerunt)
MAGGIE SMITH DEAD
>>202739731I literally had zero beard growth and it has given me a patchy beard, but that took a year of using it daily. Better than nothing I suppose
>>202739923get some taste
>>202740012Dunno, might have read it a long time ago, maybe had a flick through on the bog
>>202740021almost forgot 190 (fellow child molester)
>>202739998if you're regularly buying clothes from the kind of places that sell £400 jumpers and £200 shirts then yes, you are indeed a tarq%
>>202740046crickey not really bogtime reading>>202740037what do you mean?
>>202739852Imagine thinking nuclear weapons are real lmao
>>202739731It just gives you more whispy hairs
>>202740012yeh read it years ago. was shit
>>202740036it permanently fucks up the part of your skin where you apply it matemaybe not a problem if you're going to have a beard over it anyway but still
>>202739984I don’t like black shirts anyway, but to think black and navy don’t look good together is some retard shit because you’ve heard a “rule” somewhere
>>202740012kripke was a real weirdo, apparently stalked many of his female studentsdid you know about that? it's kind of a secret de polichinelle in philosophy academia
Who the fuck is Mallardlad? I'm here all the time and I've never heard of him. Swear you lot make up some random new character every day.
>>202740036a shitty patchy beard is so much worse than no beard at all
Day 5# of enduring food poisioning from KFC:if this doesnt start getting better in the next day or two i might take myself to hospital. this is just as miserable now as it was on day #1dehydration is a concern but drinking water has given be abhorrent stomach pain
Feel like such a fraud
>>202740107obviously not here all the time then are you.
Anyone got that webm of the Korean bird saying: "Hey, what's up?"
>>202740107he posts trains and is a 30 + year old autistic virgin, accidently posted his face last thread
>>202740074I’m very working class and currently NEET but with a lot of savings from some toiling in a white collar job, I just don’t spend much on anything else and tend to shop sales
>>202740104no i didn't know that i dont keep up with the goss>>202740097oh right? what was wrong with it? not that i am aware of being a kripkean
A man who fractured his ankle after leaving a shop with "as many vapes as he could carry" has been locked up.Anthony Hobkirk, 34, filmed the widespread disorder that broke out in Sunderland on August 2 and recorded himself saying "I love **** like this" and "get rid of the black ***** from this country, too many of them".
>>202740107some chud looking specimen that posted his face by accident last thread
>>202740110kek probably. shaving everyday doesn't bother me desu
>>202740107guy posted a picture of himself next to a train called mallard and forgot to censor the reflection of his face
I'd rather get jaw implants than put that tranny hormone on my faceBest of luck growing those pubes on your face
>>202740102
>>202739886xiaoting is a leng ting x>>202739901stay away from him brookie
>>202740173implants are retarded
>>202740212Better than pubes on your face though
Maggie smith died :c
>>202740190reminds me of those 2 fat bazzas fighting over the last pie at a nottingham forest match
if you love the mallard so much when why don't you shag it
>>202740246yeah
>>202740258honestly wouldn't give a fuck if you paid me
>>202740137why?
Imagine walking around with pubes on your face and thinking it looks goodOh but it's masculine so that means its ok
>>202740285eggston john
>>202740285elton john been doing laps up and down that plate
>>202740161link?
21st century and we still have doors that are opened by breezes.
>>202740285eggs a la elton
>>202740258and I thought my middle name was weird
Alright lads, look at this toy train I just bought
>>202740201>diegs thinks this is uglyomds
Sir Mallard Autist
>>202740357Xhe’s cute
Started volunteering as a 28 year old man to help get out of long-term unemployment
>>202740363he literally has deano taste in women
>>202740363i thnk she is midi have no idea why any non incel coping freak would single her out
>>202740152working class people shop at primark, they aren't going about in luxury Italian leather shoes and cashmere jumpers
>maggie smithF
might make a lamb and date stew for tea with fried chickpea burgers or might have a breakfast pack with beans. Not sure yet.
>>202740357Corr
>>202740395
>>202740395FFS man
Mallardmaxxing on the hornby train site, spent two grand already
>>202740395looks like predator
>>202740315>>202738292
Pre-drinking before Diego's Graham Norton live commentary
>>202740389what do you think of judd trump's current gf?
>>202740424strange mallard
>spending £100s on clothing items which get a lot of useclothes are so expensive and for retards, it’s not my fault for buying fast fashion shit when the alternative is simple unattainable unless you’re a tarq. my NEXT jeans do the same thing>spending £100 on a couple of pub weekendsthe real problem for us is heating or eating, tarq
>>202740463>>202740463>>202740463
>>202740395looks like someone punched a ham sandwich
>>202740439loool legend>>202740450grim but snooker is big in china so makes sense
>>202740395Put some googly eyes on that thing and try and make it eat a sammich!
them runts who drop cones out the back of a waggon for traffic management literally earn more than me in my skilled professional role what the fuck is the point???
>>202740012>most important analytical How so?
>>202740479>grim but snooker is big in china so makes senseshe's a figure skater so probably very good in bed tbf
>>202740486scromiting
>>202740486roar
>>202740298Conned my elderly neighbour out of £10,000
cant drink tonight sadly
>>202740770?
