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>>202746994there already is a new cum retard
>>202747011It was too early and homosexual
REAL NEW>>202746588>>202746588>>202746588
>>202746994>early>then another new>meanwhile janny deleted my jeet banter OP /cum/ thread at 309lel
>>202747117Early and gay. Not real
>>202747156thats what your mom said when you were born
>>202747156O TEMPOAO MORES
>>202746994Good thread
>>202746994I prefer this one.
just got done working out
So like I was saying, a plane
>>202747209me too
i get the feeling all the most successful people are degenerates. you know, that type 5 personality, the "thinks with the brain" over gut and heart kind of people. they're so in control. you just have to assume behind closed doors they're funding the entire existence of certain fetishes.
Pie is always better with ice cream
>>202747310Morality exists only to keep the powerful in power.
>>202747358the gee eff 'ated pies until I introduced 'er to this one simple trick
My surname is DiStefano and I am Italian not Latinx
>>202747473chi ha chiesso?
>>202747358I've started lathering my hot dogs with Chic-fil-a sauce
>>202747358
>>202747508l'universo
The ultimate cultural victory is having Asian Christian missionariesLike wtf are you even thinking
Why does ita have an obsession with il gattino piccolino
>>202747785what kitten? you mean umaru?
>>202747785Because it's smallIta loves their micios
>>202747855I hate that umaru faggot
>>202748002you look and sound like this
Per /ita/
>>202748031me top right
>>202747884>>202747855It's the tiny kit wiggling and twitching in his sleep
>>202748031What? That doesn't even make sense
Yo chat is this a dudeYeah or nah
Make north America great again
>>202748176Look at HIS stubble
>>202747117
>>202748176That's a man.
>>202748434Imagine ending an olympic sport the year it was introduced.
What's your greatest accomplishment
>>202748582beating depression
>>202748582I'm today years old and haven't gotten myself killed
>beating depression
What, precisely, is a "litmus test"?
The moon isn't real dude.
>>202748582it was not worth it
>>202748670fair enough. i'm just glad i'm not sitting in a room full of trash doing literally actually measurably nothing. that was too many years of my life
>>202748835Then you're a fucking fool. Who does that? The fucks wrong with you
>>202748889>Then you're a fucking foolyuh>Who does that?just got bullied a lot growing up so i went really hard on escapism and spending my time thinking of other worlds and not much else. it was just a bad coping mechanism, but i promise you i had no energy for anything else. it's not the kind of energy coffee would fix, or anything like that. it was just having no mental energy.>The fucks wrong with youwas diagnosed with an anxiety disorder and a depressive one. it's a lot better now, i pulled myself out of that
some of you definitely have gunts
Drinking my cuppa (it’s 10 shots of espresso)
>>202749096Look kid, I'm not gonna lambast you for having problems. Christ knows I've had my own. Just do your best
>>202749180I haven't even had my first and it's sitting right next to me
>>202749180if you share a pic i'll post my coffee too
>>202749190Quit trying to sound cool you absolute loser
>>202749223Dreadful time, anon
yepsure feels like fall
>>202749253The steam fucked the picture of my black sludge
>>202749364Now that's a propa cuppaBlack as sin and thick as oatmeal
Yesterday's day 1 of t break went well. Today feels easier already. I'm excited to be able to feel my weed again
>>202749501......what?
>>202749360We don't get seasons in the southwest. It's just hot and less hot
>>202749472Real men drink coffee that would give a small child an instant heart attack
i give up trying to keep the other thread alive fuck you faggots I waited 2 days to make that thread
>>202749364baza post o kawie>>202749709i liked the cat in this one
I drink zona and pepsi twist
>>202746994Cats are soooooo reddit dude
>>202749709Shouldn't have made it a gay edition
>>202749551I'm confused at your confusion. Do you not know what a t break is?
>>202749799whats gay about it dickhead
>>202746994Cute
>>202749824
nothing to eat in this house but yogurts feeling grim
>>202749827The Russian faggot in the OP
>>202749947Hes not gay and is the king of /int/
>>202749885I smoked too much weed and so my body built a resistance to its effects, like with caffeine. This is called having a high tolerance. So I am taking a t-break (tolerance break) so that I can start feeling more high again at later date.
>>202749918but think about the party your gut microbiome is having
I could be eating yogurt or drinking milk, but nooooooo, I had to catch a flu
>>202749918You know what I like? Those chunks of ham or turkey they sell. You just tear into them like a fucking viking, hang the manners
>>202750001Dont like cold meat
>>202750001for me, its columbus>>202750030soy
>you are put in charge of your bands outfitWhat outfits do you pick? What color or colors?
>>202749992I avoided my yearly flu this time for some reason
>>202749973Why didn't you just say that. "T-break". Just say you're rebuilding you toleranceI haven't smoked weed in 10 years but I'm aware of tolerance
Oh so you're all in this thread
>>202750047
>>202750030>Don't like cold meatCazzo primadonna
i love the drama of a general having two threadsa general split in two, both groups too stubborn to move over or admit defeat
>>202750174I already admitted defeat
>>202750090Cats won.
>>202748582nothing
>>202748176what's the deal with trannies and having frizzy and dry hair. i think mastery of hair care really separates men and women.
>>202750302Women are the supreme grandmasters of vanity. They will do anything to appear desirable. Men need to be loved. Women need to be wanted.
>>202747260You can get an old skyhawk in rough shape for $30k. That's literally cheaper than a lot of cars.
>>202750125I wonder how long it took Zelensky to realize she was a moron
>>202750075"T break" is a common phrase
>>202750404Yeah, I'm certain I probably could. I just have no idea how to operate it
lookit mr "I have 30 grand to throw around" here
I bought an ounce of weed from the ol' delivery man for $30
>>202750445You only need 40 flight hours for a private pilot's license. They're really not so expensive or time intensive.
>>202750470That sounds like a "I need to get rid of this shit FAST" situation on the sellers part
>>202750506Do you have one? You speak as though you have one
>>202750470Im going to legally buy legal weed after amendment 3 gets passed into law
>>202750546I have a commercial instrument helicopter license, which is very expensive and time intensive.
https://war.ukraine.uais this the first war to have its own website
who let bro cook
>>202750513Or maybe it was just garbage stress
Grandpa left an unknown amount of money to me that I'm not allowed to touch until I turn 40>>202750513Where do you live? I've seen good ounces for as low as $25 in Washington/Oregon/California
>>202750562Fucking NO WAY. you're a helicopter pilot??? How fucking cool is that. You must be DROWNING in hoes, seriously
>>202750566>947 daysAnyone else have a friend on Steam who hasn't been online for 947 days? Holding out hope he comes back online some time soon but really doubt itI don't remember if he was Russian or Ukranian though
>>202750636damn imagine getting killed in the first day
>>202748046this video was played in reverse
I care more about the cleanliness of my kitchen sink than I do about Ukraine. I wish them well but I just don't care
back to the daily ritualsThen work
>>202750302men have naturally different hair than women.
>>202750581I live in california The cheapest I've seen is probably 14 grams for 30
>>202750626It's a lot of fun but it's a horrible job and the pay is garbage. There aren't a lot of helicopter pilots but there are still somehow more pilots than jobs so you need about a million hours to get the absolute shittiest jobs. It's a skillset that takes literally about a million dollars to acquire for jobs that pay similar to being a supervisor at McDonalds. Under no circumstances should you try to fly professionally. >DROWNING in hoeslmao no.
>>202750636I had a Belarusian friend that didn't go online for 5 years suddenly he came back for a week and now he's been gone for 500 days I regret not sending him a message
i jerk off 3 times a day, should i take a t-break
>>202750677Was most likely alive for a while and just not on Steam >>202750773I also live in CaliforniaYou must not know the good delivery companies
http://en.kremlin.ru/contactsdear mr putin
>>202750785I'm curious what made you pick this career path. Love of flying? Or, perhaps by the sound of it, masochism
>>202750803Why would I pay extra for delivery? I just drive to dispensary
>>202750794yes
>>202750773>14 grams for 30the stuff im smoking on right now was $50 after tax. exactly $50.00
>>202750785let me tell you something, anything that's cool will be shit pay because it's cool and a lot of people will want to do it
>>202750878Ironically I do it on the side. I had an opportunity to get my training for free and I was always interested in flying so I dove on it. I expect it to be nothing more than basically a hobby for the rest of my life.
>>202750934The 14 grams for 30 was trim tbf Was your 50 an 8th? A 50 dollar 8th here in California would usually be top shelf
>>202750960Neat. What's your main job?
https://english.mod.gov.il/Pages/default.aspx>try to visit israel's war website>access denied>tfw goyim
>>202750978Various dispensaries at different times have pretty good ounces/half ounces of smalls, but they usually don't stay around for long. I do buy ounces of trim to make edibles though
>>202751011I recently went back to school full time trying to get work in data engineering and/or data science. Before that I drove a forklift in the back of retail store. It was kind of funny because my side job would pay about as much as my day job for about 10% of the hours.
>>202750893I get it delivered to me at work so I don't have to go anywhere after
>>202751095>tickets: $8.57i wonder if it was free access when they were commie
>>202751048You should consider getting a dry herb vape You can save the vaporized weed and use it for edibles from what I heard
>>202751104I, too, used to drive forklifts. You sound like a cool fellow. I wish you success
>>202750566>>202750831>>202751023note how russia's website is the only one that is http
>>202751167Thanks, you too.
>>202751132I prefer smoking blunts because I smoked too many cigar one day when I was drunk and got addicted to nicotinePlus I like putting it in a jar and having it in my spice cabinet
Found the cat hiding like a retard again, I can see your body silly just because your head is hidden don't mean you're invisible
I used to be so much more interestingFriends and I would go on roadtrips and stay in Airbnbs in college for weeks at a time and now I don't even have any friends
>>202751232Tobacco reduces the duration of your high Try smoking a hemp wrap and see if it feels different
>>202751290Me too brother, me too
I like smoking but I can't smoke anymore because I have genetically high blood pressure and smoking is da worst for it
>>202751293I used to smoke hemp wraps and use a bong until I smoked a box of cigars and started craving it
i like smoking, but i don't smoke anymore because it is addictive and bad for my health ( i am perfectly healthy )
i don't like smoking but i do it anyway as a form of self-harm
I'm still interesting, I'm taking the lady to a ball game tomorrow in the big city and it should be fun
we are here>>202746621
>>202751207What does that mean
not to Canada but if you are reading this then i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE youim going to get you. today is the day im going to eat you
>>202751381sexo con mejican bussy
>>202751383http has no encryption because the Russians want to steal your data
>>202751350What do you use for blunts
IM GOING TO GO ATCH WELCOME TO NIGHT VALEAND IF YOU DIDNT LIKE THAT, THEN FUCK YOU
Russians are so untrustworthy and paranoid freaks, that guy who wrote that long memo in the 1940s was right
>>202751388:x
>>202751442Backwoods of courseI love it when my mouth tastes like I've been licking asphalt
sex with Jasper i would of been there for him FYI >>202751516fuck off "Canada"
finally learned how to clap properly
I need a low effort part-time job. i just need the money to fund a passion project I know has legs, but will go nowhere without money. full time job is just gonna drain my spirit.
>>202751535Lmao ew I prefer swisher minis
>>202751314I bet it's because I was trying to convince other people that I was cool
im tired
did ya'll know elon mush owns x.com?
any niggers in thread want to stand there and let me play with their BBC like it isnt attached to play with something that is alive?
>>202751646is that why all my trans sistas left the site?
>>202751576>SwishersDon't like them specifically because they're too light I also use those grabba leaves sometimesI'm too far gone, I used to hate nicotine and tobacco nowStill will never smoke cigarettes, cigars only
>>202751574Just because a full time security guard. I did. I shitpost for 8 hours a day and get paid for it while watching a fucking gate. $20 an hour for bullshit
>>202751672don't they know his son is a tranny? he's in solidarity
I sit in an office all day doing nothing most of the time, sometimes answering emails, sometimes making orders for supplies
>>202751485they're all fucked up and traumatized from centuries of tyranny
>>202751701his daughter*
not to be fat but if anyone would like to report the parsite x and no it wouldnt be people enough to get hurt going to go to sleep listen to "welcome to night vale" x no i didnt care that you never liked it youre entitled to that it was never really a challenge x fuck off nigger
>>202751683did you have to go through training?
>>202751814my favorite
>>202751675Try the premium wraps you can get online, like brothers broadleaf or Al Capone
i want some spicy chips
shut the fuck up lard beast
>>202751802I mean you have to get a guard card but companies usually pay for it for you
by the way hes saying it because of the brit thread earlier x fuck you
good afternoon
>>202751840Latina zoomer/millennial please be my gf
>>202751894Addò staje it's only 10:57 am
toby
>>202751814i prefer apple pie but this is good too>>202750783those heine cheeks overflowing out of the bowl he needs to go on a diet
Get the urine microwavedGet the bacon eaten raw
>>202751869you're the second guy I've seen recommend this kind of thing. maybe i should take the hint.
seems the nigger bucks hhave calmed down this week x
>>202751895im not a girl or latrino
>>202751839Al Capone is sold at my local smoke shops, might try one out
>>202751986The universe is telling you something
>>202749328these look like maine coon kittens they all wanna be in the picture >>202749025she does not look thrilled
>>202748724lmfao >>202748031me on the top left
im not going to say "sex sex Canada" but fuck that guy
I used to be racist as a teenager and then had mostly brown and black friends and was super leftist in college and now I'm back to being racist
>>202751919i got used to saying good afternoon because people were getting mad at me for saying good morning around this time
>>202752092sadwish the system would stop trying
I went to a HBC and despite making black friends, it made me much more racist
>>202751894afternoon bud
going to go to sleep with a cigarette in my hands be right back im going to stay awake to get through this video and listen to night vale doing this again fr another reason x
>>202752092i think this site is radicalizing you. like your only interaction with blacks and browns through this site or the internet are gonna be caricatures and boogiemen.
The more I learn, more I respect estados unidos. I got to get a "permit" to own my assault rifle, the shit is so fucked. It should be a fucking human right, especially here
i love Whyena you dont understand if you were Whygena you wouldnt understand - and if i tried, i would ruin it. so there
>>202752255the founding fathers were smart people
momberg wants long horn for dinner
>>202752133A lot of black people are okay but black culture is a toxic force itselfEvery single other group as a whole knows how to behave in public but black people will misbehave on purposeSure, other races do dumb shit as well but the MAJORITY of the time it's blacks despite being one of the smallest racial groups in the USSomeone parks in front of the gas station on the disabled ramp and leaves their car running?99% chance they're blackSomeone at McDonalds shot the cashier over cold chicken nuggets?99% chance they're blackSomeone selling drugs?99% chance they're blackSomeone being loud on the bus and blasting music through a speak?99% chance they're black
>>202752312>Someone being loud on the bus and blasting music through a speak?>99% chance they're blacktrue but mexicans do it too
>>202752224Real life radicalized people far more than any website.
>>202752304long horn is good but i wish they had normal rolls instead of the loaf of bread they give youthe bread is still good, but i want rolls not a loaf i get a caesar salad and a new york strip when i go there
every day I hate the youtube algorithm more and more
>>202752362 Mom always gets a caesar salad and grilled chicken while I get fried chicken and a cheese cake
Lmao
>>202752348Being around brown people in college made me nonracist but then I found out that those people are the absolute best of the best and the majority of black people I meet are antisocial scum who seem to go out of their way to bother others in public
>>202752450mexican name bulgarian company indian born
>>202752312>Someone parks in front of the gas station on the disabled ramp and leaves their car running?99% chance they're blackYes>Someone at McDonalds shot the cashier over cold chicken nuggets?99% chance they're blackEh, that's more whiteboy shit>Someone selling drugs?99% chance they're blackI think this has spread out evenly across races in the last decade. They could be Latinx or white too>Someone being loud on the bus and blasting music through a speak?99% chance they're blackI'd say it's 70% chance they're black, 30% Latinx
>>202752224I grew up as a default leftist seeing what this country had become made me "radical". Inb4 >finland
>>202752450And Norwegian reared
>>202752432you should get a steak, it's a steakhouse after alli've never had the cheese cake there but i'm sure it's good
>seeing what this country had become made me "radical".cannot suffer
>>202752536>suomi
>>202752493Google stories about it and tell me what you see
>>202752559I mean can cheesecake even BE bad?
>>202752559Not a big fan of steak unless its very thin like churrasco
>Mom always gets a caesar salad and grilled chicken while I get fried chicken and a cheese cake
>>202752577That's supposed to be Sanna-chan? Looks weird
>>202752608there is some really mediocre cheesecake out there, yeahfrozen mass produced stuff mostly
to this day i can't decide if finnish is a beautiful language or ugly
>>202752584My neighborhood was flooded by somalis
what is burger sauce made of, in your regiona recipe I have seen is:>mayonnaise>mustard>ketchupwhat else do you add. some recipes add "sweet pickles" or their brine and things like that. I have seen one that used either honey or molasses
>>202752677Probably depends who's speaking it
>>202752677I have no conception of Finnish. I can conceptualize someone speaking French or Dutch or Chinese even though I don't speak those languages. But I don't even know what Finnish sounds like
>>202752715Ketchup+Mayo+Relish is the default
>>202752736when they have a double consonant, they pronounce it twice, like 'kekkonen' is pronounced 'kek konen'
>>202752577That's AI. AI has nothing on young Sanna. Pic related
>>202752745oh yeah I forgot about this relish thing. is it good?
>>202752793It's just chopped up pickles and onion, pretty good. Default hotdog topping in most places while ketchup can get you assaulted in some cities
>>202752715usually it's just ketchup mayo and relish but i like doing mayo bbq sauce and chipotle powder and copying red robin campfire sauce
>>202752736Lotr elvish was based on finnish
>>202752661eat your greens anon
>>202752789is that sanna?
>>202752842Ain't red Robin the place where they serve your food on a trashcan lid?
>>202752842Try ketchup, worchestershire, black pepper, and garlic powderIt's good
>>202752886Yeh way back when she was young
>>202752891No
>>202752677with english I think the women have nice accents but the men sound weird. It's probably like how in australia the women have way more melody than the men do
>>202752255you would have to immigrate along with a bunch of other finns and start your own community, because americans are terrible people and there are no finns here
>>202752891everything i've got there was on a plate so i don't think so>>202752927this kind of reminds me of comeback sauce but not mayo based i will write this down in my phone
>>202752891Red Robin is heavenly, I don't know what your problem is. Their coleslaw game is weak though never order that shit
Anyone here ever been to Medieval Times?It was fun eating half a chicken with my hands
>>202753105is that a chain thing or is there just the one place in orange county? i've heard about it but never been
>>202752994>how in australia the women have way more melody than the men doWhat? NTA but that's just not true. All Australian accents are repulsive to the fucking ear.I'm currently rewatching the Spartacus series and Lucy Lawless 's Australian accent bleeds into her British accent and it makes my cock soft every time. It's gross.Australian accents are like taking an ornate Baroque mirror and sloppily slathering ever inch of it in rancid smelly porcine diarrhea
the average white person today is more of a nigger than black people were 70 years ago
>>202753105No but i did that at a ren fair and it was incredibly salty and gross
>>202753150oh dear
Oh shit they killed Nasrallah allegedly
>>202753152Wow. Crazy how that's actually true
>>202753203Who
>>202753257vice president of honduras
the straights be like mm mmm mmmm im gonna stick my tongue on my chubby girlfriends asshole that she poos shits from mm mm scrumdiddlyumptious!
>>202753257Leader of hezbollah
>>202753140They've got them all over the country but I went to the Orange County oneI know they have one in Texas, Arizona, and then a few around the East Coast>>202753154Damn shame a chicken died for that then
i lack self confidence
>>202753305i have neither been to a renaissance fair or medieval times, but i always thought it was giant turkey legs were the staple
Zoomers are genuinely the most retarded generation Not sure why they think putting bombs in pagers going to Hezbollah are somehow a warcrimeThey think warcrime = something that happens to a brown person
>>202753341
>>202753361based
>>202753346Turkey leg is for fairs when you're expected to be walking around while the chicken is more fun to rip into
>>202753361It is a war crime, Herschel
this hot 20 something was wearing a lewd corset and a torn dress at the rennisance fair while mud wrestling and a the guy forced her to eat mud and I think that was a major sexual imprint for me at the age of 7
I need to see this garbagekino
I love ren faire tits
war crimes are based, let's be honest
>>202753019Fair enough. These colors don't run tho, all I'm asking for is to legally own assault rifles and other stuff. That's all I want
Zzoomies think that the suicide drones targeting casevac vehicles in Ukraine is a warcrime too lol
>>202753419Show me which international law it violatedHezbollah getting blown the fuck up after shooting missiles for a year can't be a warcrimeMudnigger sympathizers deserve the rope
>>202753462nice
>>202753482you should like, uh, overthrow the government or something *glows softly*
>>202753462Looked hot until I expanded the image
>>202753505Israel's number 1 golem
Ziggers be like I'm a freethinking American patriot who is immune to propaganda which is why I parrot Russian propaganda
there were no pagers when the geneva conventions were drafted, don't blame them
>>202753551? You became gay?
>>202753563so true
>>202753604>>202753462 >>202753284
>>202753557This is what I had it was gross and salty
>>202753560Muslims deserve to be blown up I don't give a shit who does itSend the Uighurs to their campsSink the migrant boats in the MediterraneanBlow their cocks and balls up with explosive pagersDrone strike their weddingsDon't care
what are we going to do for the new thread
>>202753604you can see her blue varicose veins pulsating from how tight the corset is, idk kinda gross
>>202753105I did when I was a kid but I never cared for it. I also went to a pirate one. I prefer the way the egyptian theater house thing in busch gardens works, where you can pick what you want for a meal or just walk in. Or how it's just fine to watch an animal show with whatever you bring in
>>202753654Whatever you want
>>202753643based alert
>>202753505You can't weaponize mundane everyday items. You probably think it's ok to poison the water of a whole village because the "bad guys" will drunk it too
i gave up on my garden this year, weeds everywhere, didn't prune or fertilize anything and I have barely watered. I feel bad for my dudes fighting for their dear lives
>>202753535Let me consult my lawyer before I answer. I own a shotgun and a humting rifle but I feel like we should have US style free gun ownership, I wanna own an AR
>>202753704they can and they didwhatchu gonna do about it goy
>>202753654tribute to the elephant man
I hate Muslims because I'm still upset about Egypt and the Levant being converted to Pisslam>>202753704>pagers are everyday items
>>202753752>>202753752>>202753752
>>202753657Veiny tits are sexy wtf are you on aboutYo this nigga gay
Since moving to the US, I can confirm two stereotypes >Black customer service/support team women are wildly rude >Obese Hispanic women look like trolls
>>202753771cindy lou who bitch got no upper lip
>>202753709it'll be alright there's always next yearmaybe if you get a burst of motivation you can go take care of the weeds at the very least, so it doesn't devolve into complete bedlam
>>202753361Idk literally everyone is retarded if they can't achieve their goals. All the generations are just crabs in a bucket
I think it would be cool if an army from.the future.fought an army from the pastImagine seeing some unimaginable giant ships landing on your coast and some pale dudes in like iron space suits get on the beach of your land, while you havent even figured out metal forging yet I think its a cool scenario
