LOVELY FUCKING SHOTGUNS edishShow Time sub-edish
the distance between being and nothingness is infinite
>>202755226get a life mate
sad that deranged Belgian didn't respond to my ms.piggy pic because I think that would have been funny
billie ladsu like her right :)
yesss get the cans in
>>202755416Butters.
the rest of yall know when I'm durn with ya
>>202755416big booby
>>202755345howling
>>202755423vpn off cansnonce
>>202755416no mate. sloppy titted hag and her music's shite
>>202755416two words: boobs
Blacked dot com
>>202755494why
thread's dead as a doorknob10 posts in 5 minutes on a friday night? lol
>>202755416would love to suck on her fat tits while she fingers my arse and wanks me off ngl
>>202755503prime shagging time m8. we're all out on the pull
>>202755503hopefully some /brit/ lads are out meeting nice ladies
>>202755524not cansmong
Dr Pavel, I'm CIAerr you don't get to bring friends
>>202755312good to see her finally step out of her parents' shadow
>>202755529more likely greasing their arses up to be shagged at some gay dogging spot
>>202755503it's just the incel freaks who are in
Do people actually shag from going to pubs?How do you end up going home with some lass from a pub? What EXACT words do you say?
chilean cabernet sauvignon down the gullet
>>202755503only dregs of the dregs still here now
>>202755559Buff.
>>202755583the state of that pint
>>202755583poo
>>202755583Get chatting an hour or two before it shuts. Got a bottle of wine in the fridge, fancy coming back?
>>202755593That casillero del diego put me on my arse I can tell you.
pengting sent me a selfie and i asked her if she ever thought of getting a nose job and she's been silence since
>>202755583no such thing as a pick up line. she just reads your vibe from general conversation and tone
>>202755583same as pulling anywhere else, easier if anything
here we are thenall the lads
The Style Council were a bit shit really
no charge for them and why would I want them?they work for ze mercenary...*confused look* ....ze masked manBANE?ayeGET THEM ON BOARD I'LL CALL IT IN
>>202755669speaking from experience are you
>>202755583I used to do it by accident. I'd go to the pub with some mates and at some point a girl would start talking to me for some reason. Sometimes the beer would overpower my autism and I'd be able to hold a conversation and then they do that face and touch your arm towards the end of the night so I'd just ask if they want to go back to mine.Never approached a girl in my life. Wouldn't have a clue how to start a conversation.
>>202755559love this stupid bitch's peng tummy and thighs
absolutely gasping for a dark choc hobnob
>>202755637imagine lubing up her earhole and fugging it
ok this shi is crazy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXbBFD8r6-o
Can't wait for the day of judgement when God asks if I had any premarital sex and I say no
>>202755700Thought this was the Belgian at first
BRING ON THE WALL!
caberge
And why would I want them?Bane?
>>202755690Well I'm pleased for you lad. We're all gonna make it x
>>202755700thought this was about black williams
i will kill myself if the person i bought trainers off on ebay doesn't ship them soon. it's been 3 days. should i message him? saying that i'll kill myself?
>>202755731>>202755771probably time to log off
>>202755778lol
>>202755794Nah just be a coward on 4chan That will fix everything Incel cunt hang yourself
>>202755778half hour in, no Karl
>>202755794it's the only way i get anything posted these days
>>202755559tattoos are stupid
>>202755827top kekeke mate i was larping but nice reaction loser
Get them on board, I'll call it in.The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr Pavel here, but only one of you.
putting some shoes up on depop if anyone wants to buy them
>>202755794Killing yourself seems a bit strong lad. Maybe he has already shipped them but just not marked as shipped?But yeah if it gets to the end of the weekend and it's not updated then message him then. Even if he's a working man, getting a pair of trainers shipped on the weekend seems acceptable.
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>202755843Look at this cunt spending his free time removing tattoos on jpg lady so he can fall in love with png lady Get out of your smelly bedroom fat cunt!
niggerwilly
>>202755808Only just logged on
>>202755891what's a wank
>>202755915Buff
>>202755915phwor hello
>>202755891About 8 or 9, nothing came out until I was 10 I think
Hiya, can i have one hostage roll please
>>202755583Once shagged a 32 year old (I was 19) because her dad had just died and I let her talk about it (my dad is also dead so I said I could relate)Ended up pumping her at her mate's house
yer 60 year old da getting the bags in
>>202755915Mad how having one of these would solve all my problems
>>202755976if im sober enough ill go for a bacon and hostage roll from greggs tomorrow, with brown sauce
get the pints sunkget the kebab scranned
>>202755997decent shag?
any of you lads know who this is? my fav /brit/ slag by far
>>202755778gormless bald whinging manc twaaaatttttttt
>>202756034Anastasia Kingsnorth
>>202756034Yeah.
tescowitz had some 'chicken' sausageswas going to buy but then when i pulled the package back they reminded me too much of my semi flaccid willard
this is not ok.
>>202755998Is that a little half gram on the table lol
>>202756034forgot the fucking pic
>>202756034ye the invisible woman i.e. my gf
>>202756093Butters
>>202756029yeah tbf though I got burns from the polished wood floor of the lounge I shagged her on Was pretty hot, though now I have settled down with the missus I do regret my halcyon days of shagging older birds.
>>202756093always makes my wilkins tingle when girls do their eye makeup with those 'wings'
>>202756093angel_0f_deathx
>>202756062reckon it would be decent craic to get on the sesh with yer daobviously it would never happen as most boomers have a puritanical attitude towards drugs but still
>>202756093State of that
would it work tho
Are you familiar with the phrase 'on a shagger'?
i have reason to kill myself yet i will not, however the reasons are self made and many cannot be undone, am i wrong to continue living?
>>202756156Yeah.
>>202756156ye but youd fly above the clouds and suffocate
>>202756145this was me like two years agoused to hoover through two grams
>>202756131corrrr cheers la x
>>202756034mate you've just posted a pic showing why it's over for rorke
lived for years without a life
>>202756156no you would emulsify and turn into mayonnaise and then a fat cunt would eat you
>>202756183So long as you have some money in the bank, a roof over your head and food in the cupboards I don't see that it's necessary.I think about suicide most days but it's yet to get to the point where the above boxes aren't ticked. I can rationalise staying around for another day.
Might start secretly learning a less commonly studied language to a very high level just for the chance I meet someone from there one day.Imagine your toil hires some Thai lad and then you just bust out the Thai that nobody knew you could speak. Would make me look very cool and mysterious I reckon.
>>202756243Woah damn
Worst thing about an afters is when its 4am, the summer sun starts threatening to rise, you've done so much coke new lines aren't even having an effect on you, you've barely touched the same stella you've been nursing for the past 3 hours and you just want to go to bed but the other lad you're with says he's just called in another couple of grams
>>202756253corrrr love mayo me
Lads, about to head out to the cans shop and maybe the chip shop, not sure about that yetAnyone want anything?Might just go for the medium cans tonight
>>2027562674am nis when (early) afters starts mate what are you on aboutalso the booze goes down easily whta are you on about
>>202756287canscunt loves his fucking cans
>>202756287can just fuck off for good one day please
>>202756267this has never happened to anyone
>>202756273would be 20kg lighter were it not for my mayo addiction
>>202756328how do you normally eat your mayo?
>>202756317t. Billy no-mates
got the dark knight rises on, going off after the plane scene
said it's O-CA-DO,eh?said it's O-CA-DO
>>202756328I pray you never discover Polish mayo
>>202756350just have it with everything even dip my pizza crust in it
whatever happened to technoandslags?
>>202756267Worst for me was at the sesh after a work's christmas do where I'd eaten a full christmas dinner with all the trimmings. Lad whose house it was bell'd them birds and literally 5 mins after they arrived I unleashed the most horrific brussell sprout fart in the kitchen talking to this lass and she was sure that I'd shat myself.I had to excuse myself and get a taxi home not long after, such was the depth of this fart. I had tried to squeeze out a coke poo earlier but it wasn't coming and I knew I'd completely fucked it with that fart. Left that job a few months later as well because presumably every single person at that sesh assumed that I'd filled my boxers with poo.
>>202756267cokelad?
>>202756392that egg is pure yolkmental
>>202756392This stuff is fucking lush and I mean lush. Wish they did a light version of it
>>202756261you can do this with an easy language like spanish ladit's really rare to speak a foreign language here, whenever I break the spanish the lads are shook
>>202756397Would absolutely love to shag a short bird but I once shagged a 6'2 girl and that was unreal
>>202756447how'd you get on at work today, Employed Woman?
actually normal night out for partiers in london>any time from 3pm onwardspredrinks at someone's flat or a pub near where you're meant to be meeting>5-8+ onwards. a start time between 5 and 8drinking at the pub/restaurant/bar>11-1(am) move onto the club/rave/whateverdrinking until that ends or people get bored>4-6+(am) move back to someones for afters (very rarely go to an afters club instead)this is literally never worth itjust making the next day irrecoverable to chat shit zoned out of your head on whatever cocktail of drugs and booze everyone is on
>>202756397Mad how girls can just not have to do anything and their bodies looks good.Can be skinny, completely average, chubby, whatever and they just need to take their clothes off and I'll go phwoooooaaaaarrrr.Meanwhile I look like a binbag filled with mashed potatoes if I don't spend hours a week in the gym.
>>202756267afters start at 7am mate
>>202756273
>>202756417>coke pooI've heard of a heroin poo but not that, what is it?
>>202756437yeah it's poland mate, fucking nuts shit goes on over there
Salam, lads.
>>202756478not here ladclubs close at 3, so afters is usually from 4 onwards
>>202756465Was okay actually. My cold is definitely impacting my ability to enjoy the day as I'm constantly conscious as to whether my nose is running at all times.
for me it was doing a load of coke and just wanking all night and it gets to like 8am and the sun is firmly ripping through the blinds and the bag is licked clean and you still haven't busted so you end up just trying so you can get to sleep and its a pathetic dribble from a flaccid cockvile drug won't be doing it again
latest i've stayed up on a night out was 2pm as in went out the night before and was still going until around 2pm the day after
i'm SO over you, rorke
>>202756513as-salaam alkaikum habibi
>>202755226What film is this
>>202756417loooool oh dear mate, absolute shocker that>>202756425a cokelad, but not THE cokelad>>202756478time difference innit
>>202756514Yeah london has that NYC where 4am is the club shutdown which is a mad ting. Paris is 6-7am and berlin 9 to 11 am which is kinda grim
>>202756492elton
>>202756492if elton john worked in a subway
>>202756540Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, lad
>>202756513wogalapakicum>>202756523coke wanks just aren't fucking worth itI've tried to shag on it too and it's pointless, just pushing rope
people are always moaning about nonces but no one tells kids to stop flirting
>>202756523willy becomes the size of a 5 pence piece on coke, probably all the shite its cut with
to be honest i'm an old man now so i dont really go later than 6-7am anymore>>202756543only if you're an amateur plenty of places going until 6am and a few until around midday, worst case scenario you have to hop from one club to an afterhours club
Jew bros....
>>202756447I'd fill you with my mayo
Only drink once a week but it makes me fat, ugly and miserableFeel powerless against it
>>202756555
>>202756287pie chips and gravy, ta
Catberg crying outside again. Going to bed he'll just have to deal with it
>>202756449Spanish isn't cool though. I see someone speak Spanish I think they're just some nerdy spacker who did it at a-level and goes to mallorca in the summer to stay at his dads vacation house.Someone speaks Arabic or Hindi or Cambodian or Norwegian or something and I think there's some sort of story going on there.
>>202756657heartless bastard just let him in fucks sake
it's coming homebest league in the worldfootball is back where it belongs
>>202756634managed to stop this and I'm in good shape and feel great but the weekend is lonely without booze can't decide if it's worth it
>>202756657he lost his keys again?
mayo is the soy butter
>>202756597Yeah not an afters person anymore. Once the club shuts down and the sun rises I go home. If i'm lucky I step off with a bird if not alone and I'll wank the pent up sexual energy at home who cares
*watches a ball of tumbleweed slowly roll across the thread*
>>202756657Do this too many times and he'll fuck off for good
feel a cack brewing up my jacksie
Luv John Carpenter me
>>202756555I laughed too hard at this
Five wanks over Employed Woman today
Business idea: image board but all posts are voice notes
Spicy vegetable pizza for me my lad
>>202756657get him housed and fed right now
>>202756785for me it's In The Mouth Of Madness
going to a party tomorrow. what are some fun karaoke songs. preferably fun duets
>>202756634know what you m ean nglcant live with it cant live withou it
>>202756701Go through a similar thing myself with booze. Doesn't make sense because plenty of people don't get depressed without drinking alcohol, don't know why I'm different
>>202756833I Got You Babe
>>202756821burnt on the edges under cooked in the middle
>>202756833abba dancing queenzou bisou bisou
>>202756820https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
>>202756833Puff Daddy - I'll Be Missing You
>>202756862Looks burnt but it's not it's actually quite soft. I like it but it's perhaps a bit too spicy for me
waste of a weekend if you're alone and dont get pissed in some capacity to bq uite honest with you
Jenny Powell peng as fuck
>>202756821I also enjoy vegetable pizza. Only half though.
got a mate who's 80 years old that I know from fishinglovely bloke. just got off the phone to him. he lives ages away but I hope our chats help keep his spirits up.
what we thinking about the new creps lads
>>202756855I appreciate that :) when will you give me the song names? will probably be here for another hour or so
Jared Leto to play Joseph Seed in a Far Cry 5 movie.
>>202756903this overtopping shit i'll never understand you can only taste the toppings at that point just eating toppings + mega carbsyou have lke 1/2 toppings max on a pizza or it overwhelms ityou meant to be able to taste the dough the cheese and the tomato primarily then stick your peppporoni or whatever on and that's it
>>202756933joseph sneed
>>202756933He's a very weird guy in real life but I didn't mind him in Blade Runner 2049.
>>202756922
Halloween 2 fags BTFO
>>202756833Anything by Robbie Williams
>>202756903Vegetable pizza is one of my favourites. I want to try the Korean one from Dominoes but worried it will be disappointing.
2004 niggas thought this was the funniest shit ever
cheese ain't no vegetable
grown men eating dominos
>>202756973
did a little sneeze earlierfelt like it was the beginning of somethingbut i guess not
Cooking a big chilli
Netorare (in short)Basically its an hentai comic where there's 2 people. Just pretend that 1st person and 2nd person is 1st person's girlfriend.Then there's 3rd person here. However the 3rd people will devise an plan about taking the 2nd person and turn her into an slave that loves the 3rd's person penis more than 1st person. but at the end. It's too late. 1st people failed to protect the 2nd person. and 2nd person doesnt care about 1st person anymore. She will just call him loser or cuckold. but.... uhm? If you had shock or rage at your mind? Just pretend that 1st person beats up the 2nd and 3rd person.That's all folks. and PLEASE DONT READ NETORARE COMICSBut if you're addicted?For god sake. To fix it.Just go and listen bunch of screamo songs so you'll feel the energy going at your veins. (Spider gang , X , Ghostemane , 7XVN , SCARLXRD , City Morgue , Nascar Aloe , PRXJEK , GHOSTOFBLU , other)
>>202757011>i'm too mature to eat pizza
wish my family moved to the states instead of new zealand
>>202757035too mature to eat dominos yeahgo to a real pizzeria owned by italians
just seen a fat ugly bloke with long hair picking up pizza from la plaza scarborough
any remedy for a pooey arseholeplease don't recommend any big pharma shill products like baby wipes, real CURES only
>>202757042wish you werent such a boring blogging bastard
>>202756969yeah I saw an advert for it the other day on redditdoubt I'll go for it to be honest. I just stick to my Hot n Spicy. It's probably nice to be fair, they all are, but it's not worth the risk when it's like 25 pounds for a pizza
Some nutter posted a dvd through the door today, I don't have a player so can't see what's on it. Gotta be kino
>>202757056They got mirrors on the walls there now?
>>202757063shower
>>202757035im too old to eat bad pizza
I got poo babe
Dress like absolute shit at the moment. Blud needs a glow-up fr fr
>>202757098LOL>it just aint worth the carbs
>>202757083kek done him
>>202757063
>>202757104might book a fashion sesh in john lewis if they still do it
>>202757125harry maguire on a mad one in greece
>>202756867>>202756880>>202756880thanks homies
>>202755226First time in London for five years and Euston is still under constructionIs anything actually happening there?
>>202757125SNIFF THAT
>>202757125belgian nonce having a meltdown that he's a fat white man and not an 7ft tall muscular african
finished 1st ep of Ludwig. Thats enough for me.
>>202757199yeah it's one of the busiest rail stations in the world mate
>>202757143I remember the days when I wouldn't be caught dead in M&S clobber, but their stuff is actually decent (for the gentleman fast approaching 30)
>>202757113pizza has as much fat as it has carbs
>>202757204so mid
>>202757073Dominoes is lush but a bit expensive desu. Hard to justify it. The pizza I've got cost me £9.99 for a 12 inch.
>>202757202screaming
>>202757125Imagine just being out with your mates and some random bird comes up to you and says she loves eating fat lads' arses
is sacked tranny 190 in disguise?
>>202757223Paid less for a 12 inch
>>202757223Do you collect it from the shop yourself?Probably the most sensible way to do it, and most fiscally responsible.
>>202757199Yeah turns out there was still some space not covered in 20k lumen LED advertising screens
>>202757125imagine the absolutely horrendous fridge raiders chicken fart he unleashed on her face
>>202757199Euston is possibly the most depressing place I've been in this country
Really done my teeth in with that large bag of Skittles before, mouthberg is having a right go at me
>>202757217for an adult (30+) look they're pretty goodobviously they have a lot of pensioner garms as well but they're a big enough place that I always find something decent
>>202757125why brudda wearing leggins?
>>202757125the true tragedy here are the underpants he chose to wear that day
>>202757317you get the sour ones or normal?
>>202757343Normal. Man of classic taste, me
>>202757217me? most my clothes come from the M&S outlett. 32 year old boomer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APf_lid1BS8
>>202757320can't tell if you're serious
>>202757307I know, literally crawling with hijabisLuckily I found a pub, for some reason the muzzies can't cross tge threshold here
>>202757376Good ladNeed to get some shirts and jumpers for the autumn
>>202757272Got it delivered but I think you've shamed me into collecting from now on.
And Canslad?He gets hos fromsome shitehole in ChinaWill be getting trousers and a shirt on Monday from Next or something provided I can get them altered
>>202757320easier to get them down for the bum licking birds
Every time I go looking online for clothes all the models just look incredibly gay or feminine and it makes me not want to wear any of the clothes.
got an amazon deliver coming tomorrow
broke up with the gf because I didn't want to marry her and then end up divorced 5 years latercould see that's where it would have been heading, not a fucking chance I'll do that even if I have to sacrifice what's currently a good but worsening relationship to do so
I don't see nothing wrong with a little drink and drive
>>202757439wtf
>>202757470good lad
Thoughts? I can't but help compare it to Flaming June
>>202757466so fucking what>>202757439nigga what is that
>>202757439for christ's sake
>>202757294
>>202757439big clit on that lass
>>202757439Very strange looking cock on that lass. Looks like a silverback gorilla has tried to choke it to death. Probably one of the few times I'd be fine with them chopping it off for an open wound.
>>202755226Applying to jobs is pointless because they will never answer me I should wait until I go into trade school to find work. There is no other way for me to make money
>>202757470smart lad3 years in me, about to get divorced haha
>>202757466have the same dilemma. what happened to using good looking models?
thats actually the most abysmal willy ive ever seen
>>202757466Get jealous?
Saved two slices of pizza for later/tomorrow Having a Sprite Zero
>>202757542seen many willies?
>>202757542look at the screen not your crotch lad
>>202757558how often do you wank?
>>202757439
DUDE COCK LMAO
>>202757566decent amount yeah>>202757568i am looking at the screenany more inane comments
>>202757466Asos is terrible for that. Saw something on river island as well that was basically a green sack with a black man in it, like Khartoum homeless chic.
>>202757469what did you order?
>>202757568
is there anything more pathetic than someone pretending to be cool when talking about all the drugs they take lads?
on the bloody marys once again
I don't feel like leaving my bed today until I go to the gym because I feel worthless i am gonna probably start selling photos myself shirtless to gays or prostitute myself
>>202757602yeh loads
ASOS, Pretty little thing, BooHoo are all shit in my experience.
>>202757615xylitol
>>202757632you
>>202757546No not really.I just went on the ASOS website and every single picture was a black man dressed in gay porn clothes.Just not really me so I don't buy anything.
>>202757673why’s it all black fellas
>black man dressed in gay porn clothesscreaming
>>202755232>>202755232>>202755232Migrate there, lads when this is done
>>202757658I shagged a prostitute yesterday. Had a good time.
>>202757443I know you've been struggling to get over the line with your driving but once you have your licence and a car, collecting from Dominos makes the most sense if you're just getting a pizza for yourself.It's like £9.99 for a large pizza whereas you end up paying lile 27 quid if you get it delivered by a nice brown man in his 1.0 litre motor.
>any more inane commentshe's talking to you IMG_4292.jpg poster
*wanks solemnly*
I wish I was born in the same time as my grandpa being a zoomer is the worst time to be born boomers really took everything and gave us only scraps
>>202757673absolute state of that suit
i want to wank my wenor
>>202757700Because only blacks are gay
>>202757671i'd call you a homo but i just made myself a linden infusion
>>202757568crumpled him like a baliffs letter pal
