colchester zoo edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>202755232Ah shure why not, lad?
Need to get the toilfu shagged and impregnated
*wanks enthusiastically*
mad to think the word "incel" didn't exist 5 years ago until the woke mob tried to demonise straight white men
>>202757771least ignorant britposter
>>202755232why did jews seethe so hard about having to work?
>>202757771incel term first came from female forums describing underfucked bitches
>>202756921Lad going on a cut for Maggie
um
>>202757808ironic comment in a neet general
>>202757838why is there a forum about your mother?
>>202757771Left wing spastics needed a word to counter "degenerate"Incel is that. Anyone they don't like is an incel, anyone rightoids don't like are degenerates.Personally I prefer the neutral "spastic"
>>202757725Need to get back on track with the driving soon. Will be two years since I passed theory in February so I'll likely have to resit that. With Uni, toil and taekwondo I'm fairly busy though.
Watching Too Long a Winter. It's about Hannah Hauxwell (1 August 1926 – 30 January 2018), an English farmer who lived in a thatched farmhouse with no modern tech, working out in the freezing cold in tattered clothes. Doubt she ever saw a black manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hEVQolPqvI
WOKEMINDVOIRUS
I am never gonna have the American dream honestly even as a zoomer it's over I can't even get a job that pays enough for the bare minimum and I stuck in a college course I hate
>>202757851she looks fun to talk to
Asos bikini model wanktoil
>>202757771Really strange that "soy" got wordfiltered but not "incel"
>>202757771just means virgin but they need to qualify it further because "there is nothing wrong with being a virgin" so basically just means right wing virgin
>>202757877Posted it again award
is it incel behaviour to cut my own hair?
Do you ever get a thing where you're turning your head but it just stops somehow instinctually on someone without you even looking at them beforehand, but you know it's because you find them attractive?
>>202757904soy
>>202757912fraid so
>>202757877get yourself to scotland lad
I'm not inane. I'm just speaking from the heart and asking the questions that need to be asked.
>>202757914no ide awhat youre going on about
>>202757911Still I am fucking pissed I am gonna drop out and do hvac school I already told my dad after this semester or when I get enough money to do HVAC school
the paki shop beckons beer shall be purchased
thats the curry 5 minutes late can only imagine its a downward spiral from here
>>202757912is it a buzz cut? noanything else? yes
>>202757906tranners are all incels though so it doesn't really work as an 'anti-right wing' insult
>>202757945some questions don't need answering lad. Like why are you still a virgin.
>>202757945blog on inanelord
>>202757966you might actually have to call them up and be assertive for onceimagine the horror
Very important questions
might have a wank lads but my arse if farting off non-stop and stinking up the placecan't enjoy a wank whilst the smell of farts is about
>>202757944I want to get friends from the UK first so I can have fun hangout around the UK. We can watch old British comedies and go to the meusums in London then get a cheap pint of beer
nearly ordered a slopaway there, but I held strong and made my own din dins. I'm so brave
>>202757924Try that on any other board apart from this one
Any Rolling Stones man in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpB8XyFSY5E
Asian. Sex....Breed.
>>202757966they're giving you in the incel treatment so you won't come back
>>202758022no, i dont think i will actually
>>202758006>cheap pint of beer>Londonoh my sweet summer child, oh lawddddd
>>202758004for me its farting and nutting at the same time
>>202757997nope shall wait till it arrives and say they forgot two items on JustEat so I get some free money for wasting my time
In bed for an early nightExhausting week in work and it's leg day tomorrow
>>202757970what is a buzz cut? i mean ive heard of it but dunno what it means. does it means same length all over?
You stumbleThrough questions That you could never answer The barrel is loadedSo go and paint your target
>>202758044....yhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibv2ZoLgcyg
>>202758085is google broken?
Big fan of this one desu
EW shaking ass at SSM's rave down on Sandford Lane
>>202758105yes
>>202758071JustEat sometimes reject my genuine claims of missing items stating "insufficient evidence" or something.
whats the best Peep Show episode? for me its got to be the wedding
>>202755232the poles are at it again
sir woke barmer
>>202758089good shift today love?
>>202758063Honestly I don't even want to stay long in London I just want to visit 3 places and see the real uk like walk around a small town with rolling hills and drinking a pint in a small town pub
I made a nice healthy chicken pasta tonight with all my own veggies and spices, be healthy instead of being a runt that orders kebabs, pizzas and curries on a friday night for 20 pound having an illegal immigrant drop it off to your grim smelt flat
>>202755232https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/202734400/
Ange Postecoglou sex arse
elizabeth taylor wasn't that fitshoot me
Can't believe the succulent arse lad actually died
often see lads saying they won't drink because they have to workout the next day, mate of mine won't even drink the day before a football matchmeanwhile I go sparring hungover all the time and often put on pretty decent performances reckon I'm cut from a different cloth 2bh
slay queen
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at the new thread, since I'm positive we won't have decent banter, but we do. The relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
>>202757912The fact of the matter is, certain virgin men have hair growth patterns that mean their hair will always end up in the so-called virgin cut if cut by a professional barber / hairdresser.There is a tacit understanding among the profession that if some pale, nervous, spergy lad comes into the shop giving off big time virgin energy then he absolutely must leave with a terrible haircut. It's not entirely clear why barbers do this; whether it is mild annoyance and their customer not engaging in the usual banter or some deeper, more primal hatred of autistics, but in any case the evidence cannot be ignored.If you have virgin head, virgin hair and virgin aura then no amount of money paid to any barber will result in a decent haircut. At some point you have to take matters into your own hands: buy a pair of clippers and start cutting your own hair.>Left: what 'professional' barbers charge £18 for>Right: my own handiwork
>>202757954Don't know how to describe it Like just stops you in your tracks and they're looking directly at you in a piercing way
>>202758143send them a picture of your empty hand so they know your item didn't arrive x
>>202758186did a big audible yawn reading this post
late dinner sorted
>>202758167omg this is actually me
>>202758148the shrooming episode, or else the pilotwedding one is good though
>>202758056Punked out by the word filterKWAB
I am literally pooing at this exact moment
>>202758224ought to get to bed in case you ruin your volleyball in the morning then
>>202758226omfg imagine if this were a real order>18.80 for a 12 pan pizza
>>202758224sponsored amazon bot post
Watching anime girls play valve games
I'm not sick but I'm not well
yes he doesn't want to end the war lads
>>202758132I watched his streams. Good dancing and had a blast. If I wasn't working tomorrow I'd have joined the rave.>>202758158Was alright. Wasn't a bad shift.
>>202758170GET THE DEAD DAD WANKEDGET THE DEAD DAD WANKED!
I hate jannies so much it’s unreal
mad how you have a dream about something that happened a long time ago and it unlocks memories in your brain and you spend the entire day re-interpreting the event as if it just happened again
>the incel/virgin haircutadore this gimmick
Smoking rn
>>202758253Prove it
mad how much spainnonce is psychologically explained by his lack of a father figure
>>202758201mallardlad?
can't wait for the next thread I see where someone expresses raw grief and vulnerability. Dead parents are such a rich vein of pain to be exploited in others for my amusement
>>202758283Fuck seasideMARK! He's a fat slob.
>you will never do shrooms with Big Suze
>>202758201ill do it. but im just going to do a one size all over. cant be doing anything fancy like yours.
>>202758170>>202758285nobody laughed, heathersubhuman
>>202758308nope
kind of hate being a manager but also lol peons do the work for me while i take a nap
white people literally say "bless me" when they sneeze alone in a room
Thinking of buying a big double breasted camel overcoat. I'm after something that's not billionaire price levels
Sometimes I zone out and have a little daydream type of thing but it feels very real and is usually a very mundane dream.Then later on, could be months or years after, I'll have a deja vu moment and realise this is the moment I was daydreaming about.Anybody else ever have this?
>>202758335when my parents die i'm going to celebratehate those cunts
That Mr McMahon documentary on netflix is really good isn't it lads
>>202758337No, he's not. I'm quite famous in the seasideMARK community I'll have you know.
>>202758311what do you smoke? me, im on the lambert butler but would like a proper american Marlboro
not had my poo yet todayreckon if i don't have it tonight i won't have it til sunday
>>202758413Don't listen to the trolls, EW. Are you a mod on his channel or something?
>>202758344Big Suze went from doing Magic Mushrooms with Jez to becoming part of the royal familymadness
Tried to order a kebab and the Pakis made it way too spicyThis country's going to the dogs
>>202758337he living his best life and it lush
>>202758409yeah it was good but was kinda more about wwf in general
>>202757904awww did incel boy need a safe space
post the most ancient prehistoric /brit/ gimmick you can remember
Hey snownigga you not allowed to breed
>>202758226spent exactly that yesterday on the weekly shop
>>202758460wonder if the king shagged her
>>202757771I thought it was an /r9k/ thing?
>buy a new windows laptop>spend the first few hours uninstalling bloatware and removing bloatware icons from the interfacesahh yes
ayo hol up
>>202758472"soy" got censored so it's the leftcel nancy boys that needed a safe space
barbour jacketchelsea boots
>>202758226>£40 for pizza and chipszoomers are legitimately braindead
>>202758504get the arch on it
>>202757771I first heard it in like 2011. It just entered the normie lexicon circa 2016
>>202758530mallard train
mad how eastenders still pretends there are cockneys in the east end and it's not 115% bengali
>>202758493course he didprima nocta and all that
>>202758417Picrel. I vape for nicotine when I buy cigs it's usually lucky strikes cos they're like 7. I prefer American spirits black or nat Sherman's full flavor if they're available
>>202758362Did I go too far? I was mad because I saw that some Australian feminists had been celebrating outside their supreme court because a mentally ill judge ruled that they could legally discriminate against men overriding a previous ruling saying otherwiseThe autism frog set me off more
>no heathermong or DTFIC>thread is actually peaceful, lots of nice conversations going, no meltdownsHuh
watching whiplashfeel nervous x
>>202758591Yeah youre mentally ill
>>202758591you are severely mentally ill
>>202758593good film that
>>202758417>>202758589
>>202758592DTFIC is a really nasty poster :/
>>202758593not quite my tempo
>>202757868>>202757906incel isn't a leftypol word, but leftie incel freaks love trying to project their shit sexless lives onto right-wingers (normal people with jobs and families who are the mainstream majority of most Western countries and always have been) it hasn't caught on though because everyone knows its a cope
>>202758621dude weed lmao
>>202758593yeah good movie, that
My dad is basically boogie but somehow more pathetic because atleast boogie wasn't a spoiled rich kid who ruined everything by being a shithead or married a whore
This is Diego at his best loool haven't seen this for ages
>>202758592who the fuck is 'DFTIC'?
wanking a cock with my arse
>>202758621>>202758703fascinating please post more you are really improving the thread
>>202758756That was it, sorry
>>202758621
>>202758755well why you doing that then
>>202758162The real UK could be anything from the South Downs to Liverpool to the Deeside. It all depebds on what you're really looking for
>>202758778due to woke
Got the BIG cans ladsMaking the chips and burgers at home because fancy the home made version
>>202758753>who the fuck is 'DFTIC'?This freak
>>202758585how can it be 115%? 100% is all of something you can't get more than that
I don't mind you coming hereAnd wasting all my time
Autumn days, when the grass is jewelled and the silk inside a chestnut shellJet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled, all these things I love so wellSo I mustn’t forgeeeeeeeeeeeeeetNo I mustn’t forgeeeeeeeeeeeeeetTo say a great big thank youI mustn’t forget
>>202758774YA YA WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUBE
>>202758791mental how badly he mindraped you
>>202758791mad how effective the archive is at exposing mental illness
>>202758148Tough one.The one where they visit Sophie's parents for the first time>It's Ramadan at his house, but he's no muslim The one where Mark makes friends with the racist guy.>Was going to go to the paki shop but they always have that wogbox on>What?>Yeah, not really on is it, what I just saidMark going to uni.All quality.
>>202755232Mad innit how they called us nazis for participating in that
>>202758791who is he referring to?
One of my favorite documentaries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIgaZGJTKlE
>>202758613>>202758617Hmmm aren't we all?Also I've been called heathermong a lot now so who is heather?
Lil Paki fella on a moped delivering my fish and chips. Just love life.
>>202758621oh right. i dont smoke weed anymore
>>202758804you're just what I sneeded
Double cheeseburger at Yeovil Town £14
>>202758854Spaino, who hasn't posted here since July.
really tempted to cut my own hair because I hate going to the barbers and paying for what is usually a shit cut
>>202758889looks decent tbf
>>202758869£10 fish?
EW stands tall above the gimmicks and the trolls. I see a lot of SSM in her
been doing no fap for like two and half weeks now and i dont feel any benefits and my mate swears by it having all these positive benefits. I just wake up steaming in the middle of the night. ts definitelya placebo
>>202758900get one of them buzz things that way it'll be even and you can look like real madrid david beckham
they should make a sequel to that film Sleepless in Seattle where Tom Hanks chops his cock off Cockless in Seattle
>>202758889Looks like something I'd make myself, they're a true burgerman
just want to make my parents proud
>>202758922why were you talking to your mate about not wanking?
>>202758621DUDE I'M SO FUCKING STONED JUST LOOKING AT THAT LMAO!
>>202758148I like the one in the netherzone
Lee Mack is funny.
>there are lads in this thread right now who missed the Mallard post
>>202758889you can get one from Maccies for £1.70what's the extra £12 get you?
what happened to poleaboohasnt updated his blog in a while
>>202758899How would you know that?
>>202755232that's not colechester zoo
>>202758980the /brit/ scientists are already using AI(!) to make a fully detailed reconstruction of his face
Holy shit it's actually happeningTell your mum you love her
>>202758993Last I heard he detransitioned and is in a LDR with HelperLad.
>>202758993posts as employed woman now ladsick of them all 2bh on the virge of quitting brit altogether and I know my patter would be sorely missed
>>202758993recorded his roommate one too many times and put locked up for good
>>202758980no one cares about that we already moved onit was a two threader topic at best
>>202758958you dont talk to your mate about wank? wtf
Reckon 90% of posts here are bots
>>202758922Yeah usually past the 2 week mark you end up thinking what is the point of all this because you're insanely horny at all times. Obviously you can refuse to take care of the problem if you've made it that far then your willpower is up to the task but you're sort of left feeling, why am I actually doing this?Instead of being supported by some zen, abstinence aura you're just in a state of perpetually choosing not to coom, consumed by sexual thoughts and all that, no matter how you slice it.
>>202758980I was too busying bullying an autistic foreigner because their beloved dad died
>>202758872
>>202759020literally nothing happens though
Post the horniest image/webm you got that's sfw
oi hark at me vogoina
>>202758148the one where they went to the nudist resort and mark prematurely spaffed on dobby's leg during the group meetinghttps://i.4cdn.org/s/1727469702626489.jpg
>>202759089nah get the tits out for the ladspost your blue gifs for the boys
given america is where everything gets done and europe is the sick man of planet earth, it's rather strange that we have the large hadron collider and not the yankswonder why that happened
>>202759089
I would probably not have made fun of someone for their dad dying if I had a close relationship with mine
last can of the night ladsbittersweet moment for I must conserve my liver for the morrow, yet my heart thirsts for more beverages now
curry now 30 minutes late lads its never been more over than it is now
>>202758993went woke
>>202759139who is she
>>202759126now ive seen sophies titslovely sophiethe sophster
>>202759142Its quarter to 10
asked my dd if mum had ever pegged him and he told me to grow upwhat a bottom bitch
>>202755236massively disagree with thisi bought vegemite hoping to like it and it was jus t not very nicehad a strangle gone-off buttery flavour to it
>>202759126mental how the director told them the nudity would be censored then just didn't
>>202759139Definitely not safe for work. You wouldn't feel comfortable having that on your computer screen at the office
any snug as a bug in a rug man in
Leftypol be like:>Elon Musk (ten children) is an incel!
>>202759139
dadberg watched Interstellar for the first time (even though it's 10 years old) and he didn't like it due to the woke climate change message he's a bit of an annoying twat desu
sacked tranny really do be like "Spaino hasn't posted here in months" despite the fact that they are actually the same person
>>202759215Is this the same anon with the mong dad that can't understand the speed of light?
interesting how the mind works innit?
You can always be thinner, look better
>>202759215he makes you seethe which is based
>>202759215only seen it the once me. thought it was shite ngl
>>202759215based dadsteinshite film
croatia
>>202759239Not really
What's the habbening then
>>202759232was a shite movie 2bhoh wowzers the interdimensional love lets you time travel, so heckin based!
>>202759267im getting another 'rink
>>202759236ayehad to explain it to him (as well as a lecture on a thousand other things)don't think a human being has been confused by a film more
Won't be moaning about "woke" climate change when it increases immigration tenfold will youse
>>202759263fairs
>>202759280Are you the lad who was trying to explain the speed of light to his dad?
alright lads. now post the horniest image or webm you've got that's NOT sfw
Can do 30 sit ups with an 80lb weighT on my chest. Need to up it but cant fit any more weights in my backpack
>>202759280What's it like having a retarded dad? Are you ashamed/embarrassed of him?
>>202758621that looks fucking lush
corr good brekkieberg dissfinkin about the next movebloody kafkaesque innit
>>202759311
>>202759284I'm not convinced she's a real licenced medical professional.
Tamdhu 15 for mePeng as
>>202759348the shit on the shorts really makes it
Mad to think bono is to blame for all the migrants in this country
might just piss myself for warmth
Hey /brit/Me and the wife are enjoying your posts tonight, very entertaining.Keep it up!- Sir KS KCB KC
>have a weird, distant relationship with my dad>he's still alive>that serbian fella said his dad was a good man and his best friend>he's deadThe world can't handle nice things it seems
>>202759348Cute x
bought an absolute billy bargain ticket to Tokyo for £380 but getting bad vibes about going to gatwick at 3am and stopping off in china but now i cant cancel itso just had to fork out £1600 on a return but at least this one is direct and from heathrow
>>202759392would love to see them both die horrifically
>>202759298grotty old slag. does absolutely nothing for me, never has
>>202759373Starmers Britain
on the galaxy gas
>>202759400LOL STATE
Anons... I have bad news about your Israeli waifu
>>202759400>stopping off in china>but now i cant cancel it
>>202759394You're absolutely obsessed.
Reckon we should do an exchange programme for immigrantsThe most needy in (women)The most progressive out to spread their great worldview
>>202759400Fly to China.
it not right
>>202759400what if you decided to get a residency permit while you were on your stopover and moved to china?
>>202759464No I just slept all day so it's still new
>>202759392looks like a feeld profile pic>hubby is a straight dom, looking for a nice girl to train, wife is straight but open to exploring new avenues, mostly sub but would switch if it felt right :)
>>202759400£1600 extra because you got frightened? state of you lad.
havent been in brit since like jan and its still as shit as ever lol. havent realy been on 4chan in general really. new generation took over and i find the banter dire tbqh.>ur brown>ur browner>ur a tranny>no, ur a trannyall a bit repetitive really
>>202759392shambolicspent the entire election campaign saying tories are shitnow in power he is not doing anything differentdreadfulno evidence he is doing anything bettee than tories would have done
>>202759418she was on have i got news for you a while ago, didn't seem too bright really
>>202759392DO NOT look up her early life
>gets arrested by the Chinese police as a UK spy>no no please I'm trying to get to Japan!
>>202759501Been posting here for over 15 years and all those posts were by me
>>202759400Stop off in the Middle East, they'll give you a free hotel
I've decided to bully to the point of suicide anyone who shows sincere grief or vulnerability
fuggin ellanyone remember 99 luftballons?just heard firat time in agescompletely forgot its a FUCKING BANGER
>>202759446a surprise to absolutely no one
>>202759561why
>>202759501but you think the constant allusions to poo, especially by australian posters, is fine?
>>202759298Bizarre how she's clearly told her surgeon to turn her into Rachel Riley
>>202759298retarded leftymong
>>202759527>>202759499i went to china when i was 18 and had a thing with a girl while i was there and when i left and said i wanted nothing to do with her she accused me of owing her money (i didnt) so ive been paranoid about going back because i heard that personal debt is something they're pretty big on, and she would brag about her uncle being a party memberalso i drew on chairman mao's face on a note and handed it back to the bureau de change and i wonder if they can backtrace that
>>202759576I feel compelled to do so, I hate weakness and I hate life and i hate people
>"attitude era? never heard of it. Ruthless aggression was the best era of wrestling"
>>202759562hast du etwas zeit fur mich
>>202759614Reddit award
>>202759446mental she was like raped and murdered by brownskins and she probs still had a better life than me
does anybody else talk loudly then when you walk away you think how embarrassing it was that you were talking loudly like an idiot.
>>202759618Buried that jobber
>>202759623english mateplease
>>202759650naw, don't really give a shit about anything anymore
>>202759392champagne for the socialist, eh?wonder how much her dress and his glasses cost
>>202759607You're not the same person though right? Are you fucking insane? There's no way this is real, this could not be worse for you
A few months ago my light-switch was dodgy and if I touched the screws, I would get a little electric shock. It was probably the most exciting thing that happened to me in 2024
>>202759632Shut up you stupid cunt what a boring reply
>>202759688daily mail comment sections that way mate
>>202759692yeah i wrote both posts (and this one) thats why im not gonna use the ticket, i got a direct to Tokyo instead when i clocked on
>>202759650no i talk too quietly and people can't hear me. Does my head in
>>202759720an apt reply to such a cringey reddit post
>>202759749>>202759749>>202759749
>>202759726good decision, chinese hate money leaving their country
Maybe I'm a manMaybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of somethingThat he doesn't really understand
>>202759618
wonder why victoria starmer stoppex working as a lawyer
>>202759722Guardian comment section is up your arse cos you were using the paper as a dildo
>>202759726It would have been cartoonish to have gone back to china for a stop to save a few quid considering you're basically a wanted man