LOVELY FUCKING HOMEMADE FUCKING BURGERS AND FUCKING CHIPS edish
>>202759749She needs a shave
>austin 3:16 says I just whipped you assmental how this was the edgiest thing ever to millennials
Channel 5 are showing some chav boxing a black, why am I watching this
giving me more and I'll defycause you're really only after'74...... '75
>>202759749How fucking fast do you people go through threads?
How can a young fella like me (20) walk into a fancy tobacconist shop for a cigar and not look like a complete fool?
still fuming that Chris Benoit ruined the Vince McMahon was murdered storyline
>>202759781regularly rewatch the Stone Cold vs Rock promo. love ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu18oxc0D3E
>>202759818as fast as serbians go through hearts
>>202759818we run this placeyou better thank god we contained in here because otherwise int would be a mess
If there was 1000 pills, and one would kill you, but you'd get £400k for everyone one you take. How many would you take?
>>202759838with confidence
>>202759838you can buy cigars at local off license
I'M LOOKING AT ISRAELI FIGHTERS OVER I95!
>>202759871999
>>20275987150
>>202759871999. i just wouldnt take the one that would kill me
>>202759841Was a bad angle desu
>>202759871I've done a few eccies in my time so like 2-3 and then quit
>>2027598711
>>202759846god this is just depraved
>>202759885aye shite ones that aren’t even cigars they’re cigarillos
>>202759781your candy ass belongs to millennials
>>2027598710dont care about money and dont want to die
>>202759933honestly big cigars arent even nice imo
>>202759846he's smelling the fish
imagine how much better the invasion storyline would've been if HHH hadn't injured his weak little quad forcing Stone Cold to take over the role of leader of the alliance
Zoomers will never experience the energy of Monday Night Raw on a Friday night on Sky
>>202759871All of them, as long as I left a will that gave the money equally to my siblings, by daughter and a bunch of charities I like
>>202759982Your mum likes Monday Night Raw
MUM FIRST DIED WHEN SHE COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE HER LEGENDARY ROAST
IF PUTTING PEOPLE THROUGH TABLES IS WRONGTHEN I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT
So none of you have ever had that where you're turning your head and someone is looking directly at you and you stop your gaze on them?
>>202759998
>>202759998Not really she never liked me watching it
>>202759985fuckin poof
gonna get a barbour jacket then if i dont get laid off next monthwill do a wardrobe refresh as a present
Only eaten about 1200 calories today
>>202759998RKO'd that millennial freak out of nowhere
anyone else quite enjoy being an odious little cretin or is it just me?
Gimmick idea: I post a picture of my big fat cock and say "corr check out my big fat cock lads!".
>>202760066
lmao
>>202760042LOL jewish women are the worst going
>>202759982>Raw on a Friday night>Smackdown with SoccerAM in-between the breaks on a Saturday morning>Sunday night heat followed by staying up till 5am watching Backlash and going to school absolutely knackered on the Monday morning I want to be young again
>>202760060based taker taking out that bald bitch
I would post my cock but it's doxxable information
>>202760042nun timmystein cud do
>>202760092shootin dice is much better game than baccarat
I'm in love with a german film star
>>202759998crumpled him like a bailiffs letter pal
>>202759985if there was one left, you'd take it?
*sashays into the thread*mmmmmmm-hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm how y'all doin tonight
im thinking about my bed
well well well
>>202760141good song that
>>202760172Stephen needs his head cross-sectioned
need to restart my diet tomorrow
mmhmm the dreadhead thugs are getting their batons oiled up rn
>>202759871I'd have one every year. If I survive one then I have an extra £400k. When I die, I die.
rorke finally perfecting the apple dance to impress the new admin at work only to realise everyones forgot about it by now
Lil Paki fella left the fish and chips outside the front door and someone stole it. Fuming. Not ordering from the pakis again
we live in the matrix
>>202760155Lol you've gone and done him
>>202760217wah bey bom bom bomlife in a northern townn
>>202760172Corr look like delicious slices of cake
Rorke eating his pot noodle with chopsitcks to impress the new Chinese lass at toil
Eight (you)s for a question like that? So easy lads. Another question coming your way soon...
>>202760196that's his last wish i bethis body cross sectioned and exposed in a museum
the goon man cometh
>>202760155Yep, I want my family, friends and charities to benefit from my death and I also want to be dead
>>20275987110 ish I reckon.4 million quid is enough to be sorted for life and it's only a 1% chance I die.
>>202760172where's wally would be right at home in a cross-section
>>202760243wey a bam bam a wheyeyey yaaaaa
>>202760217you got what you deserve
>>202760254Leftypol eating his pet poodle with chopsitcks to impress the new Chinese lass at toil
>>202760263It's a friday night and we're at home.
listening to Rush and eating quavers
>>202760254haha the little tiny noodles keep slipping off the chopsticks and hes muttering under his breath getting more and more red
>>202760217what the fuck hahahaha
>post what you know is a really funny post>no (you)s
>>202760291looooolalso works with haitian lasses i heard
>>202760217>Lil PakiThat a new rapper?
Imagine there were a line of women, the lightest being 12 stone, and each successive woman is one stone heavier than the previous.You get 10k for everyone one you shag. How many are you shagging?
Had an excellent hamburger from the local fish and chip shop. No ingredients dropping out, no sauce dripping and splattering, no odd textures. Perfect composition
went to chesterfield for the first time fairly recently ladsnot gonna lie, really liked it. very comfy place.i saw a woman in her 20s driving an austin metro, thought that was interesting as well
>>202760342So what was the post, let me be the judge of that...
>>202760101Fully Loaded during the school holidays, corr
>>202760351all of them, daft question. Next
>>202760342What was the post?
>>202760351Shit. Shit. SHIT questions. You've fucked it mate. Should have quit while you were ahead.
>>202760172I am also autistic
oiled up baton slip inside katy slit…tightdem ting mmhmm cronem push… feel di pumpum stretch.. hymendem feel narrowbut he push… and… mmhmm hymendem gave up… ripped x
>>202759871i was going to run some numbers to figure out how many pills you can take before the odds become even slightly close to you dying, but i cba so i'll just take 25 pills.
>>202759998Fucking crying laughing
>>202760380All the way to 50st ?
nathaniel rothschild stationed his own courier at the battle of waterloo to see the outcome. once the battle was over, his courier got to england as fast as possible, a full 24 hours before the duke of wellington's (british general) own courier. with the news napoleon lost, nathaniel started selling all his stocks, then everyone else started selling. everyone knew about the rothschild communication network and assumed that he knew the battle was lost.but actually he had his own agents start buying up all the stock as the prices crashed, then the news britain actually won came the next day. nathan rothschild now owns the british economy!
>>202760397Eleven (you)s from three posts lad.
>>202760434yeah
jamaican baton push in katy gutskaty squirm cronem push… mmhmm
>>202760453yes yes we all saw the youtube cartoon
>>202760374>>202760389>>202760101
>>202760243Good gimmique
we go outwe go outon a tuesday
>>202760514yeah you deserved fuck all
chaaaneees food
the cronem are having their way with katy’s body…
>>202760453should have ha them killed when you had the chance
>>202760514how is that really funny? more of a relatable whine post
>>202760172Have you seen the cross section of kowloon
This is me.
>>202760342>Post some random nonsense about poo>8 (You)s
tucked up in bed, snug as a bug
eating some watermelon from Brazilvery juicy
>>202760514shite post
Did someone say poo?
genuinely cannot imagine anything more pathetic than a bunch of fat losers on the internet discussing what deserves a (you). Get a fucking grip.
>>202760622*grips your cock and balls*now what?
>>202760554I feel katie would be more accurate, never met anyone called katy
>>202760622not very imaginative are you
@202760622nah that one is not (you) worth imo. What do we reckon team?
get your homes now lano place like home innitxx
>>202760622I'm not fat
>>202760610cosy, comfy, and feeling good
>>202760610*crawls in next to you and spoons you*
Hayari no disco de odoriakasu uchi niOboeta majutsu na no yo I'm sorry!
Ant is taller but Dec is penger
>>202760514Fucking terrible post, I'd give it a reverse (You) if I could
>>202760646Katy looks nicer
becoming a vile wastrel slug of a man with mush in his skull for brains
is there anything worse than the holier than thou "can't believe this was posted" postaside from this post I'm making now of course
>>202760698ktilm
just a slimy glob of dog diarrhoea in the shape of a human, me
>>202760723can't believe this was posted
Rorkes daaaOhh Rorkes daaaaa
isreal and russia fans are eating good right now
>>202760672reckon i could beat the shit out of them two cunts like when eddie hall beat them two midgets up
>>202760760badly heid and a fishing jacketruns aboot the park bollock naked oh rorkes da his da
>>202760760he hates wokeits no jokeoh rorkes da
these yutes are causing irreversible damage to katydem pumpum
>>202760599alri just bite through them chains yeah?? sort it out
>>202760672Both unattractive and tackyCannot honestly believe anyone finds them remotely "peng"
Saw a couple dating profiles mentioned "I split my time between here and Naarm">Where the fuck is Naarm?Just some white girls using the "aboriginal term" for Melbourne...
>>202760698
Never understood people who said "I can't tell Ant and Dec apart". One is half a foot taller than the other and they have different hair colours.It's like saying you can't tell Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer apart. They're both clearly two different people.
>>202760698natural consequence of internet addiction and NEETdom
Kateh
>>202760790what do you get out this
>>202760141whats his name
>>202760810where is here?
listening to daft punk and crying
>>202760829Sorry but I don't know who any of those people are Cheers!
ant doesn't even look humandec looks normal
>>202760840Here? You're there
>>202760835just sharing my thoughtscold ciroc in the other hand
>>202760810VIET FUCKIN NAM YOU WOULDN’T KNOW MAN YOU WERENT THERE
Starting to have fantasies of licking the wife's arsehole
>>202760836steve connelly
>>202760835Your replies you FOOL
yawning here. Might be half past brew haha. Half past brew lol.
>>202760883a likely story
>>202760868where? i'm here and your there
>>202760873*drops a canister of naplam on you*
>>202760881just do it thenshe is your wife
>>202760881Go on thenHave a little lick
>>202760902Where? That's neither here nor there
kept up my new years resolutions (two) all year. smashed it
>>202760221This. Just Believe and your true power will become unlocked
timmy wanking to katy instagram picsgoon using her body to wank himself LOL
>>202760881I said lick her fucking shithole raw frogboy
Genuinely finding the Belgian quite entertaining lately, if only he used his powers for good
I Never Understood Norm Macdonald
>>202760925here, there, everywhere
>>202760916mad he killed a couple irishman and got away with it
>>202760930what were they? Will I do them?
Anybody have a brother that chews with their mouth open? My brother is in his 30s and chews with his fucking mouth open
>>202760950he’s definitely calmed down recently reckon he’ll grow out this weird fetish soon enough
>As Sewol capsized, some passengers followed the announcements to stay put, even as the water came in.Good little asian pets, stay put while you drown lmao
Lads, finally opened a fucking canHow in the fuck do the fucking people in California somehow have a fucking problem with the fucking servers thereOnly brightside is I'm getting an extra €200 this week for working out of hours but lads, I just wanted the cans
For me it's this bad boy.
>>202760954Smart guy pretending to be dumb for comedic effect.
>>202760950he does have his way with words. it's pretty funny
i'm bigender
>>202760954he told jokes in a Canadian accent
>>202760983>Most of the student passengers obeyed the announcements. Some passengers, who disobeyed the announcements, climbed to the top of the ship or jumped into the water and were rescued.[115]>Videos recording passengers during the capsizing have been recovered. Some recorded the announcements telling passengers to stay in place and put on life jackets, while some showed passengers joking around, putting on life jackets, and sending farewells.Fucking Koreantards
>>202760995why are you only opening a can at half 11bit late surely?
>>202760829One is a beautiful cosmic coincidence whose chance of appearing again will not happen. mercyful so that we may bask in the glory of its wisdom.The other is Reeves.
Weasels RIpped my Flesh? What kind of name is that for an album? smdh this generation is fucked listening to music like that
>>202760997corr
*wallops you in the back*
Get the british roses shagged.Get them impregnated.Collect the dole. Breed.Move north.
just eaten a cornetto (sainsburys own brand)
>>202760998tolstoy went way overboard with descriptive language for me but I suppose it helps the brainlets
>>202760971that was matthew broderick >Matthew "drive in the wrong lane, Micks feel the pain" Broderick>Matthew "Munster massacre" Broderick>Matthew "Cromwell was swell" Broderick>Matthew "Fenian fatality" Broderick>Matthew "Belfast butcher" Broderick>Matthew "Connaught carnage" Broderick>Matthew "worship the Pope, you get the rope” Broderick>Matthew "Celts feel my belt" Broderick>Matthew "in the Emerald Isle, the bodies will pile" Broderick>Matthew "I'll Flatten A Mick, Driving Auto Or Stick" Broderick
>>202760046GL (Good Lad)
What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear weapon on America soil. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims.
I left my home in Norfolk Virginia
*coughs out what was choking me*cheers for that pal, was almost a goner there
eyelids are ready to be dropped
>>20276103410:30And was on a call with an office in Californa for about 90 mins and didn't want to be drinking on the call since the Americans got pissed at me last time
>>202761084Thought they'd be turned into WASWAS mate
>>202760101Your parents let you stay up until 5 on a school night? what utter scum family dragged you up
>>202761072I really don't get why people get so mad about this, it was obviously a genuine accident he nearly killed himself as well
good times for a change
>>202760995Drinking a glass of whiskey in between my cans hon the lads
>>202761079TFYY (Thanks For Your (You))
>>202761145MAD BASTIDHon the lads, lad
Rorke not getting up the stairs on the bus quick enough and falling down them when the driver sets off
>>202761127he was driving in the wrong lane and hit them head on
I'm not particular about root vegetables but I think potatos are a yam!
Maybe in the next world maybe in the next world
just got snowmanned
What do you do whilst sat doing a shit?
hon the bannersimple as
>>202761072Based
>>202761184Wank
in an Elliott Smith, Radio Dept, The Smiths, Red House Painters, Jeff Buckley kind of mood lads
>>202760351Me? why I would find the end of the line and start there.
Didn't like how the zombies in the walking dead would also go after animals and eat them alive, even things like horses and tigers, it's fuckedmuch prefer the dawn of the dead ones that leave the animals alone
>>202761184Push
seems the life I've had could make a good man bad
>>202759749What is the name of this woman?
Tilde stuck in toil tomorrow while I have a relaxing weekend. I would change places with her in an instant. She deserves a day off
>>202761171yeah because in his home country they drive on the other side of the roadif you are on some country lane it would easily be done
Mad, really, the difference between the North Manchester lot and the South Manchester lot.
>>202761217irl the zombies would be eaten alive from flies and birds and insects the one thing nobody seems to catch on in a zombie apocalypse story though is the probability of mosquitos biting zombies and then the living
what's the world's most common dark lager ?
>>202761225So you say you are.....baddie tings?
>>202761217this was my biggest issue with the IRA to be fair
>>202761184shitpost on here. reddit. swipe on tinder. check the weather. the traffic if im doing a poo before going out.
>>202761184Squeeze shit out my arse
>>202761245not an excuse
big black breasts
>>202761251clayton chads kicking back watching the chaos
Would a zombie even be able to stand?
timmy sr calling katy but the freakoff just started at the traphouse, sorry!
I’m in love with this girl
>Broderick told police he had no recollection of the crash and did not know why he had been in the wrong lane: "What I first remember is waking up in the hospital, with a very strange feeling going on in my leg." He was charged with causing death by dangerous driving and faced up to five years in prison, but was convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving and fined £100 (US$175).[39][42][43][44][45]>The victims' family called the verdict "a travesty of justice". The victims' brother/son, Martin Doherty, later forgave Broderick amid plans to meet him in 2003.[46] In February 2012, when Broderick was featured in a multi-million-dollar Honda commercial that aired during the Super Bowl
>>202761312same as a drunk person
suspect is HATLESS
Prestwich mentioned
>>202761340see you at temple, yeah bro?
Don't like thinking about the fact that if I was in a zombie apocalypse I probably would shag a zombie if the opportunity presented itself.
>>202761319*paints a cock on her*looks like you're gay now mate. bad luck
>>202761184What takes you lads so long. I get in, do it, get out. Job done.
>>202761325Their body and strength has almost completely deteriorated thoughever, right?
BURY REPRESENT
>>202761337someone hat that fool pronto
>>202761367what she done that for?
>>202761359Suddenly heard homer simpson saying mhm... rotten pussy. In my head
>>202761324>omg my brother got killed by a careless driver>oh it's a celebrity, I guess that's not so bad
>>202761319katy patiently waiting for her south bronx hoodlum lover to arrive
>>202761367
Two Hostage sarnies please
>>202761367Um
>>202761184back in the olden days we read the back of a shamPOO bottle
>>202761114Report them to HR. Being pissed up is an Irishman's god given right, particularly if they're using heavy machinery
>>202761251I've heard people say "I'm from Salford, not Manchester". I always thought if it's in greater Manchester it's Manchester.
Some of those roads in rural Ireland are very small and narrow tbf
>>202761398
>>202761243Is that fucking freak still posting on /britfeel/? swear it was around 2015 when it started it's stupid gimmick
>>202761438just like their women before cronem influence
>>202761437>I always thought if it's in greater Manchester it's Manchester.you thought wrong
>>202761428Anon, these people literally demanded that we created 'vice president' and 'president' titles because apparently director wasn't 'name recognition'But they bring in like 60% of funding so we live and let live[spoiler]plus there's the one dude who calls me at like 9am when he's drunk which is funny[/spoiler]
>>202761367Backseat of the cronems uber
>>202761437Everyone looks down on the salford scroungersThe povvo lefties who move out to a shitty new-build flat for a rustic lifeWe'll flatten them all
>>202761437Greater Manchester is the county - or at least one of these woke modern counties. Manchester and Salford are both cities
>>202759749My step mom is a stupid skank all she does shit talk me and waste my time. I openly said she was a whore since I was 16
salford is my city
>>202761438When's the last time you were in rural Ireland?
>>202761493trips on proxy off unemployedwoman
>>202761462no Tilde posts here now under the name Employed Woman
>>202761324>>202761398you missed out the best bit>Doherty said the meeting had still not taken place and that Broderick "wasn't the greatest choice of drivers, knowing his past"
if a euro minx asks you where you are from in you country, that is your location as far as I'm concerned
>>202761324>The victims' brother/sonHuh?
Can I take a micra to the nurburging and obey the speed limit
Hi lads it's me Derek. I've never been to Ireland before, either north or south. Cheers, Derek
>>202761367Feel sorry for the poor Romanian slaves who'll have to valet the smell out later
>>202761565Hi Derek pal ya alri?
born in north manchester general me
Matthew Broderick driving around the M60 flattening anyone who speaks with a vaguely salfordian accent
If it's inside the M60, it's Manchester
>>202761559>nurburging
>>202761559they call that the reverse broderick
>>202761528Not stupid tranny bitch
>>202761184playing a video game mate
>>202761367she's just lost control and pissed but her woman brain will say she's special
>>202761359They're braindead, not blind mate
>>202761184I very intentionally don't do anything because I'll waste time if I bring my phone or a book or some shit.
>>202761587No, my dog died recently. Derek
must feel good to get bummed by long girthy cronems batons
>>202761472Yanks are hilarious. I work with a couple of New Yorkers. Biggest wankers on the planet. And my gf is a yank but she's alright
they're waiting for you Mouseyin the tessst chamber
>>202761559If you want to be pancaked by a bus doing 70mph drifting around a bend.
*breaks out into a gay porn dance*
>>202761677*pumps in nitrogen to kill him*
young katy lathering a young black king’s athletic body with expensive soap making his muscular torso all shiny and slippery, she’s shining her trophy as it were
I used to have a British penpal he was cool we used get drunk on VC and play minecraft
Will I lose my virginity before I die
Yanks are alright. Need to bring all the Anglos together desu
>>202761695*everyone looks your way and points and laughs*"haha look that guys doing the gay porn dance"*they all join in*
>>202761671>New Yorkers>Biggest wankers on the planetQuick! Call the press!
getting my bumhole handled by khat chewing harlem spartans mandem
Fuming that I never had a stepmom. Parents got divorced when I was like 8 and dadberg just never even got another girlfriend in over 20 years.Could have been a teenager growing up with some big titty stepmom who leaves her nickers around for me to wank off with.
>>202761730They all join in doing porn dances?
>>202761767yh
>>202761722I work with a load of midwestern yanks and they are all ridiculously friendly, like the meme canadian kind
>>202761754if your dad was black that couldve been possible
>>202761754I had one. She was a fucking bitch.Used to wank in my stepsisters room though haha
>>202761782They're just happy to be here haha
>>202761754>Union Jack>spelling it "stepmom">instantly going to sexual deviation brother the pornography has decimated your mind
>>202761736kinda gay
>>202761790U find the knickers in there?
>>202761788Vocaroo this for us
>>202761754I have one and she dats my dad because she has father issues and for some reason thinks a fat lazy fuck who throws boogie style tantrums is good
>>202761865>>202761865>>202761865
>>202761694they definitely wouldnt kill me i'm paying good money to use their trac
I don't believe that British normalfags experience loveEverything ingrained into them is orchestrated to remove them as far as possible from love.
>>202761754Yeah curious why he never wanted to bring a woman around you
