theatre edition
theater*
life ain't shit but a fat vagina
I'm an alpha male
tomorrow is my birthdayi am signing up everywhere so i can get free birthday shit and optimizing my routedennys breakfastthen grab a free coffee from starbucksthen free smoothie from booster juicethen free breakfast sandwich from timsfree cinnamon bun from cobbsfree 6" sub from mr subpapa johns free panookiethen i finish the night with free nachos from canadian brewhouse (after ordering two drinks, i'll just get the cheapest beer)t. türk traveler
anime is satanicdont let your children watch anime or they will go to helltake away all of your childrens electronics and homeschool themthrow away everything satanic
I rape alpha males for breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iVgbqKE8AALL THE CUPBOARDS ARE CRAMMED WITH THINGSEAGER TO BE SMELLEDI KNOW WHAT HANDS ARE FOR AND I'D LIKE TO HELP MYSELFYOU HANDSOME DEVIL(ed egg)
>>202768343fuckin based
>>202768374Sounds kinda depressing but I respect the hustle
im an unreliable narrator
>>202768374Kind of based
>>202768374where's the birthday sex?
>>202768375hi gayson
>>202768374ayo dis nigga be FAT
>>202768429this is improper ebonics. no black person would say this
>>202768415Stop watching anime
>>202768390>>202768395don't worry i also apply for asylum, have hundreds of thousands back home but only keep less than 2000 in canada just to get welfare, been using same mcdonalds drink cup for 3 months and i only order the burgers no combo from app and use the same cup i bring from home and refill it, get free food from food banks, dodge fares in all public transport and when they fine me i use a fake student id and say thats the only id on me, lie in credit card applications, use AI enchanced photos on dating websites
Me so sleepy
I want to buy toys but i dont want to be seen as a manchild
>>202768449nigga fuck outta here fuck ahhh nigga
>>202768374ayo look at dis suga finga lickin ass niggahe got the damn dennys space station flyin round his blackhole lookin ass shiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>202768453The moment I had saved $100k from my job I became so shit with money, easily spending $30 a day on fast food and takeout and drinks at bars. It just became a blur. Oh parking is $6? Not my problem. A cocktail is $13 plus tip? Not my problem. A band is playinng at the bar and you have to pay $10 cover fee? Why not.
This thread is really boring. What steps can we take to improve its quality?
Was flipping throught the menu at an airport restaurant and found an item which looked exactly like the halal snackpack
>>202768468sex toys
>>202768507you can slap yourself in the head
smashing my head on my desk like russian super mario kid
>>202768512star wars and legos
>>202768515this
I miss the taste of mid make your own burgers from the family bbq, everyone's gotten too chefy now and want to make impressive food
It's Stanislav Petrov day
>>202768533average day staring at screens and buttons
>>202768506just order mcdonalds drink once, keep the cup and only order burgers/fries from now on.i sometimes just order an ice cream, bring the cup from home and drink 4 cups of whatever soft drink i like, then go to toilet and wash it and bring it back homei always walk, never pay parking, never tip and if someone is bold enough to question tipping i say we don't tip in armeniai also pretend to go on walks on hiking trails just to stare at womens asses
>>202768558your computer doesn't have that kind of SOVL
>>202768533Very based
>>202768533>saved the world>only got $1000 wtf
>>202768581that's a lot for a communist
buiness ideacute gfs for everyone
andrew yang wants to give me $1000? alright, i'm going to bat for you andrew yang
>>202768611Better idea: free munchie box delivered to every American household 3 times a week
>>202768611all girls in NA are either fat or stinky but usually both
ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THE GENERAL
business idea: umbrella for the sun
>>202768569I never said it was my computer. It's just with those kinds of panels sometimes the alarm is just the alarm itself being retarded
business idea: parasols for water
>>202768638You have a right to defend yourself. If you can't hide or escape, prepare to fight. Find any object that can aid in defense.
>>202768628>dry sausage that tastes plastic>overcooked mystery meat>hashish colored hash browns>sauces in cancerogen packs>bread that lasts 2 years>diced GMOshrooms>burnt eggs>very small GMObeansMUTTfood
NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA
is there seriously a turk in canada posting herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOBQt-dEWEQ
>>202768682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0MGPQh0kyc this is better
>>202768661Touch grass
>>202768628dose beans look sad. the fried tomatoes or whatever are also sad. id demolish the rest in one sitting.
>>202768563Youre an armenian turk? Or you larp as armenian as a joke. All that sounds more trouble than its worth just get an easy part time job. There are all kinds of easy part time jobs people dont know about. I was once paid $20/hour for 15 hours a week for a summer by the government to help construct an art installation. Just connecting cables and tubes and sawing wood with my earbuds for $300 a week it was so comfy. I'm trying to find something like that through the military, they have such a huge budget in this country there must be some kind of bullshit part time job they offer out of laziness
>>202768628Bongs are disgusting with their insistence on adding those beans to their meals
A fucking leaf
>>202768374most of these places now require you to register your birthday months in advance, that hustle is long over
just had sex
>>202768723beans are delicious, I love mexicans
vgh... the turks are at the gates... those damned franks have doomed us
I feel bad for worldoftshirts
I've always liked the term "flicking the bean", it's such a lighthearted way to describe it
body still aches from working out on wednesday
>>202768787It's very femoid tier
>>202768336*theatre
Being anti-car is a right-wing position.
>>202768840Only women and jasonkin can't drive so no it isn't
>>202768840
constantinople has fallen... the emperor has fled the palace, and it is every man for himself... tell the slavs... to build their stockades high...
>>202768851jason cant drive?
>>202768856i waited for itand waited
>>202768840wtf? The right-wing loved gas and diesel vehicles. It's leftists that are eternally seething about more people needing to use EVs or no vehicles at all.Unless you mean just cars, and I guess that's sorta correct, as the right loves trucks.
This is legitimately hilarious
>constantinople has fallen... the emperor has fled the palace, and it is every man for himself... tell the slavs... to build their stockades high...
landlordberg just kicked his neet faggot son out of their house. kek good thing its weekend so i can witness this shiti think i got popcorn somewhere
>>202768962did you film it
>caht gpt actually asks me questions based on interests and stuff I've already asked it aboutermmm what the sigma
im back
>>202768962im guesesing it's dramatic? if you record it I could try to make a midwest emo meme
Johnny Turk, he was readyHe'd primed himself wellHe showered us with bullets, and he rained us with shellsAnd in five minutes flat, he'd blown us all to HellNearly blew us straight back to Australia
>>202769019ur supposed to ask it questions
I'm so bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eGScySZZmw
eating canadian twink bussy
hello
>>202769163hi
>>202769037>>202769011nope wont film it. not after that retard doxxed himself 2 weeks ago. just white trash screaming at each other like they are in reality tv or something
>>202769058Sometimes I'll do this thing where I'll have it ask me questions based on myself or whatever and then recommend something. I was looking for music a few seconds ago. I've also had it recommend haircuts, anime characters, online store ideas, and art projects
>>202768856you couldn't pay me to do this>>202769169how's it going fella
>>202769163hello
>>202768655what will you call this invention>>202768628beans are good with breakfast and i don't care
>>202768343i say this and do this>>202769200hi how are you as well
>>202769183going ok
>>202769163Hi
>>202769223doing okay bud. what about you?
nigga stop double posting
>>202769163hey
>>202769239shhh. otherwise we cant spot her
>>202769230that's good buddy
>>202769249she's so desperate for attention lmaowomen...
>>202769163Yo
>>202769176>that retard doxxed himself 2 weeks agoqrd?
ever drink so much blue gatorade you start to pee blue
>>202769256i want to be better than ok
business idea: cum
>>202769237i'm doing good thanks i have a bit of a headache but i've had a good day today
>>202769266brian doxxed his house bitching about Mexicans across the street
there are no females in /cum/ only fat mystery meat nu-americans males. sometimes it feels like I'm the last of my kind
just spiked out of a range. seems like spike is done and now were geading into a chunnel
>>202769163hello bro
>>202769296>>202769265>>202769248helloi would reply to each of you individually but it takes too long to do that and people get mad when i mass reply so i hope you are all doing well
>>202769274nice to hear bud
>>202769290Are you Anglo-American or Urkel
>>202769263shes alright. very few posters have a problem with her here
>>202769268no, sounds bad>>202769272you will be>>202769273no thanks!
A little jealous of that hello guy getting 6 (you)s
>>202769334everyone reply to this anon immediately
>>202769334>>202769334>>202769334>>202769334>>202769334
>>202769324the former
>>202769334/cum/ prefers low effort posts
you should be jealous you didn't get sick trips like this guy did>>202769333
missing mandick ngli think im ovulating
>>202769285haha no way. not only is he a degenerate but hes legit retarded
>>202769333I dont know what to do with myself i feel lost i want to cry and destroy my room
>>202769327yeh it's normal for them
>>202769334dont be sad
>>202769345it's just that low effort posts are more common. A high effort post just gets lost in the sauce most of the time
>>202769345it is weird that sometimes someone will be like "just farted" and get like 10 replies
>>202768316Going out to bars is obviously not helping me meet anyone so instead of going out and wasting money I will drink at home alone instead
>>202769361do it bro, you don't need that junk cluttering up the place
>>202769357how's it going ale?
>>202769361what's going on? did anything happen tonight to make you feel this way?
>>202769383I cant I hate when my room is a mess
>>202769379you're not alone when you have /cum/
>>202769361develop mental illnesses as a coping mechanism for survival
spinster is wendy and we're the lost boysthat's how she sees it
>>202769369>thread very slow>everyone still ignored my posty-yeah just lost in the sauce I guess
>>202769357you're not ovulating you retardo tranny
>>202769386Im just frustrated about my life i feel stuck and hopeless im sick of waiting for my life to "finally" start
>>202769357ale whats the difference between ale, beer, lager, stout, etc
>>202769401what one is it
you are like whiny little babbynobody like whiny babby
>>202769344Based, I die a little inside when some American named like William Smithson claims to be Irish or German
What's something that's interesting?
>>202769416i mean you can always start small, just do one positive thing to give you some feeling of agency back, i know it's cliche but stuff like cleaning your room or doing the laundry go a long way. you can't fix your life in one night, just take one small step tonight, that's all you can do
>>202769361**hugs you**
>>202769428you know anyone can have a last namecan you tell someone's background by their physical features or do you have that face-blindness autism
>>202769422wasn't today dwabi
>>202769428he probably is more irish or german than his lastname though. Like my friend has an irish lastname but like 90% of his family is italian
injecting saline into my penis
>>202769384p goodi took a showerdid the skin carei got in my jammieslifes good as a woman>>202769420the names
i deleted my entire pictures folder so im pasting from my google photos archive from my phone>>202769334
>>202769464ur supposed to inject it into ur balls dummy guy that's what all the faggots do. fagthestics
>>202769464>he doesn't let worms and leeches crawl inrookie
>>202769464is that how those guys get the giant engorged penises for soundingfairly based, i'll say
>>202769469what's your skin care routine
>>202769472>i deleted my entire pictures folder so im pasting from my google photos archive from my phonewhy would you do that...
>>202769469
>>202769372>nobody forced people to reply>yet everyone did almost at the same time>yet that same post was/will be ignored when it was/is posted other timesChaos theory or something
>>202769450I try to do that but i know im so far behind people my age i just lose all motivation and sink lower
>>202769493you can see el chado underneath the fatfascinating
>>202769474i'm a taste maker. in a couple years everyone will be pinning in the shaft
Bazinga!
>>202769505>>202769492i unno
>>202769458>>202769460I know, I was referring to the people that act like they are 110% Irish despite being very obviously mostly something else
just had a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day
>>202769500you're always gonna be bummed out if you compare yourself to others, and you just see what's going on with them at the surface level anyway. don't worry about what your peers are up to, and just focus on yourself. how old are you?
>>202769530
want to make a new minecraft world but i know id play for 10 minutes then quit
now to trim my beard and polish my funko pops so they're nice and shiny for the stream
my local 7/11 sells a lot of mexican pipo snacks, some of them are gross but today I bought a bag of peanuts, dried chilis, and dried garlic cloves, and it is DELICIOUS
There may actually be hope for /cum/...
>>20276953723
>>202769558>>202769559
>>202769530crazy how much the simpsons declined culturally, if it wasn't for thirdies posting edited screenshots claiming it was the illuminati predictions I think I would never ever hear about the show
>>202769566not sure what this has to do with my post but thanks for the (You)
>>202769559i need euthanasia legalized
youth in asia is legal do you know what i am saying?
>>202769559>imagine force feeding these to buttpoo, mousepedo and the fag
Funny how the english are just another flavor of celtic. Theyre at most 40% anglo saxon, and only 8000 normans ever crossed over the channel into england. Yet the english celts managed to invent loads of mathematics, physics, engineering, the industrial revolution, darwinism, theory of electromagnetic waves, list goes on and on. Wonder why theyre so different from the gaels in ireland and scotlandIreland was also conquered by the normans
>>202769564oh you'll be okay anona lot of my troubles back then and stuff that kept me up at night, in hindsight i'm not even sure why i was worried about things like thatyou're not even 25, you still have plenty of time to right the ship, i promise. like i said, start small. you can't fix everything in a day. you will find your niche eventually, you have plenty of time to be anxious about the future when you're older, you'll find your way
>>202769578
soyjaks are the funniest shit on the planet
whatchu talmbout willis?!
>>202769559this is unironically great news
The worst part of the weekend is the whiner shows up and whines constantly for hours on end. go to a therapist or something, fuck
>>202769606
to all the people suffering from depression or any other mental illness: life gets betteri know this cuz ive been there, done thati used to be a batshit crazy hikikomori neet femcel tranny that had no friendsbut i got better, and even if my life is not perfect, its betterit WILL get better, you gotta have faithwere all the same soul, were all in this together, were ALL gonna make it#swag #yolo
/cum/ is my therapist you fucking faggot
>>202769608
>>202769636nobody cares and you're shit
>>202769623actually I whine here every day
>>202769646i don't care though HAHA
wow if a nasty mexican tranny and a bitch with a million dollar trust fund say things will get better then maybe life really can turn up for me
>>202769646shut up
>wahhh life is le heckin hard n stuff
>>202769599>Ireland was also conquered by the normansThey also scared Scotland into submission by chimping out on Northern England
life isn't hard, i'm just softcan a nigga get some viagra?
>>202769662im not nasty im actually quite pretty tyvmnow i sleep
>>202769694it's doubtful you went from nasty to pretty, it's more likely you're just on some weird medications
im too based
im an appropriate amount of based
this man is too based to live
i'm kinda bluepilled ngl
pretty cringe
i'm greypilledi've accepted depression will be a constant in my life
is there a personality test i can take to see where i lie on the based/cringe spectrum
>>202769722what does that mean, like you can't talk to normies without seeing them as brainwashed?
i'm a bluepilled cringecel
i havent posted a single frog or wojak in like 6 years.get on my level
>>202769752no need. this post says it all
>>202769766You're missing out
>>202769769i knew i was based thanks
Now how can a nigga borrow some viagra
I'm purely based. believe it brother!
>>202769766>>202769766too cringe
refs blew another game ending call, I hate them so much
>>202769766every now and then I try to look up a meme and it isnt the first few results anymore
>>202769766There have been amazing advances in the field of 'jaks since then. Things that are barely comprehensible.
>>202769760its okay we still loooove you
>>202769796pic not related?
at some point, i lost the ability to tell if something was cringe or not
>>202769790the other day I got gas near a highschool and finished right before the game ended so I didnt have to wait in traffic
grim thread
>>202769814my dick is militated from circumcision look up skin bridge
>>202769814i want to drive a truck right over your head and bust it like a grape. you're laying flat on the road and i take the tire right over your head at about 20 miles an hour and just pop it like a big tick
>>202769834The lid is off. The stack is burning. I saw it
>>202769814I had those batman jammies as a young 'un
>>202769827circumcision should be outlawed honestly it's genital mutilation
>>202768336depends on how pretentious you want to sound
>>202769804for me, it's the classical art high effort gems
>>202769860i had a batman toy gun
might roll some dice
>>202769834i wouldn't date a woman with ugly feet,teeth,hands or ankleseyes must be green,hazel or blue
>>202769824agreed
>>202769834that meme where womemes rate themselves and put an asian girl last and a fat girl first and then the boiz rate them and they put the asian girl first and the fat girl last
>>202768316>>202768346crazy how old these pics looks but it was only 2003
>>202769876>ankles
>>202769853that gen was so darn comfy. i doubt well get such levels of comfy ever again. probably the last time /tv/ was consistently making good oc
>>202769876>eyes must be green,hazel or blue
what kind of book causes an epiphany like this?
>>202769930bible
>>202769930the quran
>>202769930The Camp of the Saints
>>202769930the sailor who fell from the sea
>>202769930Security Analysis`
>>202769924>t. anon who is unable to make eye contact with a woman
tranpa is that you
i like blue eyes, and hazel eyes are very pretty when the sun hits them in a certain way too
>>202769163h-hello.....
lick lick lick lick lick
hazel eyes are the worst because people with them are always trying to prove they aren't part of the brown-eyed horde
do you like australian girls?
>>202769930hoot
>>202769930dianetics
>>202769973dont
i wouldn't mind if i perished
shut the fuck up
>>202769999>according to the SCIENCE these are the exact same species. Exact same subspecies. Exact same race (only 1 btw)Shan't be believing that
lick lick lick
brown eyes are underrated ig
>>202770001holy crap i remember that
>>202769999nah yeah
brian is back?
>>202770035those are girl toes
>>202770029wow you remember some shit from 2006 get a load of rain man over here
>>202770026there's a lot more going on with brown eyes than people realize
brown eyes look good on cute women. especially cute latinas, hapas, hapatinas, anglotinas, etc.brown eyes in men look hellspawn or buggisht.brown eyed goblin
>>202770035yeah nah
>>202770026if you don't include the dark/black brown ones, yes
>>202770044it came out in 2002 dude out in 2002 not 2005 2002
>>202770015what are you some sort of SCIENCE denier? reported to the longhouse
>>202770044I was 6 years old in 2006
>>202768374I get the free Starbucks every year. You know you can get any one item for free, right? You can make it as fancy as you want. I get a decked out large frappuccino worth like $10 on my bday.
>>202770047don't be so hard on yourself dudebrown eyes can be very nice, you aren't a goblin jeez
>>202770010is your life bad? if so, is it mostly bad luck or other people harming you?
>>202770070my life is good. i am a bad person doe
I only notice someones eye color if it is very striking blue eyesit really doesn't affect attractiveness otherwise in my opinion
my eyes are the color of these things. women don't care about eye color very much at all if they like you they'll just say whatever color yours are is their favorite
i have... purples eyes... they're ROYAL, simply royal
I hve dark brown eyes and hair and never grew my beard out although sometimes the whiskers looked a bit weird in the light. Now Ive grown it out for the first time and there are big streaks of blonde and red hair. I stared at it in the mirror for like an hour. Cant believe how much I used to cope about aryan features being superficial and meaningless. It just looks cool. End of story. you cannot fucking suffer with blonde hair and blue/green eyes, God gifted you a free dopamine rush every time you look in the mirror
>>202770084>it really doesn't affect attractiveness otherwise in my opinionAre you White?
I have blue eyes. It's pretty based.
my eyes are blue and my offspring will have brown because I only trust asians to raise kids
>>202770103i don't think my eyes are based, sadly
imagine
>>202770087i haven't seen the root beer barrels in a long time wow>>202770091you must be beating back ladies with both arms huh
ermmm if blonde hair and blue eyes are aryan then why do finns have the highest rates of blonde hair and blue eyes, yet they don't speak an indo-european (aryan) language?
>>2027701https://youtu.be/mbPGgcJJKdA?si=Dw_xwHMrsDzJv7yX>these guys released a multi-platinum alt rock album when they were FIFTEEN years old and its actually good
the itineraryyesterday - the beatlestoday - smashing pumpkinstomorrow - silverchair
>>202770115they're all required to learn some swedish in school, so your premise is wrong
>>202770110>I only trust asians to raise kidsEast Asians are unironically worse at raising kids now than before. t. lives in Chinknada
my black coworker thinks i'm funny and gave me a cigarette and some of his cheetos. It must be because I don't bullshit and speak my mind, black people are sensitive to that sort of thing and can tell if a white person is trying to trick them with language
any cute girls here want to hang out?
>>202770138I appreciate your post
>>202768321
good night
>>20277016210 posts early and no previous
I just tried electric blue pepsi and it's disgustingthat is all
>>202770164night bud
>>202770166this isn't 'nam, there are rules
>>202770166Janny hasn't deleted an early all week, only posts mentioning Tr- ha almost got me
*puts on whinging british voice*I just tried electric blue pepsi and it's disgustingthat is all
>>202770196>>202770196>>202770196
>>202770187Harry S. Truman, the guy who was leading America when we vaporized a few hundred thousand Japanese pipo?
>>202770115This is just a result of the randomness of history and how people are forced to interactFinlands history is the story of a tiny group of blonde people migrating to an empty region without any competitors and becoming a giant group of blonde peopleScandinavia's history is a ton of different tribes some swarthy, some fair featured, in which the fair features slowly became dominant because the blonde men were the ones to survive and have lots of childrenThat history is part of why blondism is associated with supremacy in scandinavia but not finland
>>202770144that's because white liberals will talk down to black people, they will literally dumb down their language. And most blacks can spot it, and of course find it patronizing.
>>202770141how so?Plus I was also thinking of east asian women anyways
>>2027693346
