Ramsay edition
someone make a new with a SFW image
This obsession with drinking water at work has become a pandemic. 10 years ago you just used to have a nice cuppa in the kitchen every hour. Now you can't move for people chugging from 3 litre bottles of water that they carry everywhere. They're like fucking camels.
yeah see i wasnt asking you you nosy croatian wanker i was asking the gay bender wasnt i. if i wanted to know what it feels like to fuck your sister id have been talking to you but i wasnt was i
What's the point?MKULTRA controls everyone now
>>202771390they want poo
>>202771398ok since you insist on being asked a question, what does it feel like to fuck your pet cat because you dont get any pussy?
/brit/ stands with Russia against NATOfashtroons
>two people make a new>one with a naked man for the OP>the other is a stupid yank who puts his shitty edition in the subject fieldIt's not hard. Sort yourselves out the lot of you.
>>202771452A lot of marble statues are of the naked body
just done a little bump of ket, watching tracey mcbean now
>>202771452the only basis by which a new should be judged is if you can find it when you type brit into the search box on the cataloguethat's it
>>202771419
>>202771465There's marble statues with rock hard cocks. What's your point?>>202771485>Don't do things properly, do the bare minimum so it barely works and doesn't follow traditionUp early for Fajr prayer are we?
>>202771367>British twink gave me a boner>Thick posh accentFuck you I am not gay
>>202771512I'm saying the form of the naked body can be an incredible artistic experience
Tim with his 11 year old son in a cafe by Scarborough harbour. Tim was given an ultimatum by his wife between continuing fishing the North Sea and his marriage. Now divorced, he gets to see his children at weekends if ashore. (2005)
Every single zoomer is gay
>>202771512imagine caring about the "tradition" of making new /brit/ threadslike genuinely imagine carine
Imagine Karen
>>202771530You're brown
>>202771549youre an autistand a boring one at that
>>202771567I knew it. Pakistani?
>>202771524>work hard to put food on the table>wife divorces you
>>202771524loves his fishhates his wifesimple as
>>202771527First off I am not gay there is nothing gay about me but twinks sometimes give me boners
The Aryan, Faustian, Nietzschean, Goyimpilled, Gentilepilled, White, Implicit, Waffen-SS pilled, Panzerdivision pilled, aristocratic, porn-viewing, cocaine-snorting, EU-supporting, Remain-voting, Hitler-saluting, Ukraine-supporting, NATO-supporting, landlord-defending, austerity-enforcing, tory-donating, Costco-consuming, zesty, moist, LOTR-consuming, Israel-supporting, Marvel-watching, JAV-gooning, Evropean, Germanic, National Socialist, consumerist, investment banking, Skyrim-playing spirit of the Richard B. Spencerist white man.
Need to get more drunk before I listen to that song, so I can enjoy it properly.
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
>>202771527hard to not be have you seen some of these femboy/trap bums? ive seen women with grimmer ass
going to put a coloured washing load on then have my shower and a coffee then wait for my tesco deliverywhite washing will have to wait until tomorrow i think
>>202771642I was gonna fuck a Twink from the UK but he decided to date a fat guy from Northern england
>In 2019, 53-year-old Fred Pepperman swam out to rescue his daughters, Grace (16), Olivia (20), and Kathryn (24), who were caught in a riptide at a Florida beach. After saving them, he lost consciousness and died on the way to the hospital. His final words to them were, "I got you."
haven't lived a life
>>202771663good luck to their future husbands to live up to that standard
>>202771663perfect way to die
alri
>>202771746in his sleep 30 or 40 years later would have been preferable desu
>>202771642>>202771661>>202771604Gay nonces
wanker man in??
So sick of how you lie and you lie to everybody else around you to save face.
>>202771808wat
>>202771808mousenonce heart break era
Guess I’m buying 2 new tyres. Can’t afford this shit. Can barely afford to put petrol in. Sick of it.
>>202771746all to ensure some fella gets a perfect cocksleeve
>Kind of related our naïveté as children: I used to think Greek people did not exist. Basically I misunderstood the term “Greek mythology” when it was taught to us in class and I thought the Greeks themselves were myths. Sometime later a girl in class mentioned that she was Greek and I thought to myself wow what a liar, but no one laughed at her when she said it so I was confused by that, like how are they believing her? It’s like saying you’re a hobbit or something. I figured it out after that. I’m still so glad I didn’t call her out when she mentioned her nationality because I remember that I really wanted to.
>>202771844cars are a bottomless pit that you throw money into unfortunately
>>202771841AND THIS IS HOWYOU REMIND ME OF WHO I REALLY AMNOT LIKE YOUTO SAY SORRYI WAS WAITING ON A DIFFERENT STORY
>>202771868what a moron
smornin :)
>>202771868What sort of retarded shit is this
bit chilly out this morningdon't really feel like leaving bedstein
It is estimated that there are up to 2 trillion galaxies in the observable universe. Galaxies have 100 to 400 billion stars. That means there are approximately 200-800 billion trillion stars (sextillion)
>>202771367>The job market is so strong >Trust me bros >Apply to 50 more places
>>202771860doesn't matterthat's how genes spread
sucking a big pot of brown brew
>>202771933got out a little bit ago and had my showerwell worth it
>>202771844>Sick of it.what's wrong mate, are you 2-tyred?
>>202771961big number equal wow
>>202771987
Atleast you don't have these in the uk
>>202771996isn't it a little early in the morning to be this bitter lad
>>202771987i laughed
we're all in here >>202768753>>202768753>>202768753
>>202772026Ktim but 28
>>>/pol/483077800
>>202771961and yet you still couldn't find anything interesting to post
>>202771978not falling for your tricks
job quality is just hilarious right now, even funnier than a few months agothese lads looking for a qualified chartered accountant to do an finance admin role that's paying barely more than minimum wage lmaowhat planet are they on
women and poo
>>202772009what's the point of fake jobs
>Eating her butt >No smell, in fact it smelled kinda good>Wake up the next morning and start to eat her butt some more>Very strong poo smell, makes me recoil
>>202772066the sad thing is someone qualified will probably go for that out of sheer desperation
I have a headache
>>202772079You all never reply to me and the answer is obvious, so fuck you.
yucky yanksIck
>>202772102>Halieywhy do americans do this
>>202772135Because she has yellow teeth
>dangling a giant crucifix over your fat milkersexplain the purpose of this to mewould Jesus approve?
>>202772079Basically to make some investor happy because they are retarded man children so you show them a job at he like "here we are hiring and growing" they eat the shit up and give you a extra billion It's worse in the United States because your treated like a slave in Dubai
>>202772151it's a necklace mate
>>202772159worn by a HARLOT
my origin story
>>202772153seems extremely harmful to the job market and with limited benefit to boot, should be made illegal
BLACKPOOL
>>202772151cant really see her fat milkers
>>202772189Its so rampant in the us/canada you don't see this shit in Australia or the UK I have applied to 300 places and even went to interviews nothing happened
>>202772135You all never reply to me and the answer is obvious, so fuck you.Again Don't be proud of your ignorance. No wait. Brag about how you can't figure out how to use microwave
screaming and flinging poo everywhere because flatmateberg used the kettle and didn't wipe it down afterwards
>>202772217>the answer is obviousit's not, it seems a uniquely American thing to misspell names, that's why I'm askingalso it comes across as very immature that you're getting so upset about not getting (You)s. This is a British general and you are a guest here, you aren't owed anything
you: poo in the toiletme: poo on the carpetwe are not the same.
>>202772237Pigger
wailing a poo
You don't hear much out of Fathers4Justice these days
The quote-unquote "poo barm", as it were.
all jungle is shitall dnb is shitgrime was shituk drill is shitall total pap with 0 relevance outside the london orbital
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0m2FaC8GUs
>>202772289cor lovely bit of corn in there
>>202772291jungle is based though for me it's IDM and acid house, baggy and 90s alternative
LITERALLY doing a poo
>>202771390Stupendous post>>202771436Excellent post>>202771452Good post>>202771474Fantastic postThis has been: post ratings
>>202772327describe it
What's all this talk of poo then? Is it national poo day yeah?
>>202772291dnb is quite goodagree with all the rest though
>>202772334>didn't rate a yank postIt's a conspiracy
>>202772348I did actually rate about 5 more posts but I had to delete them as it thought it was spam
>>202772348fuck off yank
>>202772346*points at the thread subject field*
>>202772358>>202772364CONSPIRED.com
>>202772289Should have a sign hanging out of it saying "Emma Watson was here"
Wonder if yanks do poos proportionate to the portion sizes of their meals
>>202772386Your food is fucking shit and everyone including you knows it
>>202772066It's called wage compression. Basically every job ends up paying minimum wage.
>>202772388Was just saying this down at the pub
eat the poo barm
mutt having a melty
Absolutely loved Arctic Monkeys when I was in secondary school but the older I get the more I realise the production is absolutely hideous and flat sounding, they could have done so much betterReckon if they'd not have succumbed to the loudness war and actually done a nice job finishing it up a lot of it would be timeless kino like the smiths or pink floyd but instead it's stuck in its own little early 00s bubble forever
Ruthless, Big Dickist, Eurasianist Ruscist Battalions roaming Britain
>got a cushy job straight out of uni>could get away with doing nothing near every day>did perhaps 2 weeks of work in 2 years>got let go due to budget constraints>now I have "2 years experience" but come across as an invalidmay have fucked myself lads
>>202772433get a civil service job you'll fit right in
I'm 6'5" with a huge dick ergo I support the wog invasion
chuckling at this angry little yank having a tantrum because he's not getting enough replies
>>202772396calm down dickhead
>>202772420Honey.... Do you need vagisil?
>>202772372What is cracker barrel like
>>202772433Lol you're in for a brutal shock when you get a real job Scrote
>waaaah there's no jerbs!!!!meanwhile there's literally tens of thousands of vacancies across hundreds of industries and job types but you dull cunts just want to shuffle paper around and doss all daywhy is everyone allergic to trying something new? even min wage pays more than dole and mumsy
Mad the wordfilters are still active
>>202772448Of course you have a bunch of pictures of black men
>>202772441ipso facto ergo your gay
>>202772433councilmong?
(8) don't leave me hanging cause you know what i'm feeling (8)
>>202772453Unaffordable
al mountain meltdown
>>202772368oh my days lmao
If you want to see what the average /brit/ poster looks like, head down to the post office on giro day and observe the runtqueue.
Love dossing about. Love snoozing. Love napping. Love doing nothing. Love slouching.
>>202772474No I'm the domYou manlet twinks are sissy faggots by default
Just picked a giant bogey, must have been a British record, should have had it weighed
>>202772433ktim Made zero attempts to progress or better myself in the six (yes six) years I worked at a previous job and when I was made redundant I had literally nothing to show for it. Everything I knew was mostly anecdotal or learned from watching others because I never showed any interest in being trained and interviewers saw right through it
hezbollah's getting rather mugged off isn't it
>>202772520No idea why they looked at Palestine and thought "yeah we'll have some of that"
>>202772516Ate it did you
>>202772467it annoys me because tee bee aich is quite a useful term that I use a lot
today -yes, today- is the day I turn my life around lads. off the muck. had a rough week of it but that's it now done and dusted.
>>202772465there are jobs and they're 90% dogshitlife should have more to it than working 40 hours a week just to survive and pay your rent
>>202772492I'm was implying you are gay, then you posted a bisexual, martin freemanOkay then that's a way to banter I guess
>>202772560oy vey
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!!toryboys shilling in overdrive this morning i see
>>202772550They didn't really, Israel's just on a mad one
>>202772567I'm not even the anon you were having a gay wrestle with mate I just think it's hilarious how you flew off the handle accusing others of not being able to banter
>>202772556No lad, flicked it. No doubt I'll step on it later and it'll stick to my sock.
>>202772516Toxteth O'Grady got a bigger one
Got the JAV porn on
new marina ladshttps://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/sep/27/mark-zuckerberg-metaverse-ai-elections-mental-health
fuck off scousemong
>>202772550don't think they're interested in the land, they just want total palestinian death
Trans Hyde
>>202772564well unfortunately it doesn't in the Current Year so it's that or the dole
need to trim my nailses
another weekend without leaving the house #me
>>202772610I'm talking about Hezbollah mate
>>202772630things being the way they are doesn't mean you can't complain about themmaybe things could be better than what they are
>>202772600yer dad says "spot on Marina"
more like hezbollocks
Kirkby 1986
>>202772368BasedGet these cunts mate
>>202772586I think you are legitimate very rude pussies who can't handle banter. Swear to God. I think most people think that. You all can insult people but when it's turned around you act like the person is either upset or crossed a line. It's proof you can't handle banter anymore. I can literally the general up for fun and half of you would be offended and the other half would think I'm raging. I would be banned so fast if I actually bantered like an American would with another American half would be that offended
>>202771367had to fucking hide this faggot thread, i dont wanna se ramsays ass
screaming at this pathetic yankoid meltdown
Starmer is such an unlikable weird fucking freak even politics completely asidevulgar creature defo something up with him
>>202772665mate its not that deep
>>202772652look how close he's stood to the track, did he honestly think the train would fly past him
>>202772652the locomotive is the natural predator of the indian just as the britisher is preyed on by the balcony
thought you were in games workshoppainting your little toys
Giz a whiff Emma.
>Yankeedoodle says he's hiding his powerlevel to protect us from his nuclear bantsfuck me, and he wonders why people take the piss
mental how many indians there aresame for chinese bonkers really, 1,000,000,000+ of them each
our kev approaches
>y-you can't handle banter!!>*proceeds with entire paragraphs of ranting*
>>202772665
>>202772691It really isn't. You all are rude passive aggressive pussies and I enjoy insulting you at times. >>202772676Like you little bitch lol yeah I saw you. I enjoy directly calling you horrible things for fun
>>202772665just coming into the conversation now but I this sounds right
the first flatulence event after waking up is usually the biggest in the day by far, because humans barely ever do it in their sleep so the gas builds up overnight
>>202772720klarna payday
>>202772711Good morning emmayank >>202772720alri saturday morning tesco delivery lad
*nasally american accent*haha that's great banner my breetish buddies
>>202772720you've just posted your address lad
>saturday 9 am>already wasted my weekend
you'd think the brass horns were in rehearsals if you entered my bedroom right now
>>202772734>humans barely ever do it in their sleep so the gas builds up overnightbollocks, my dad farts in his sleep at the time
>>202772732You've been thoroughly done lad. Give it a rest and have a choon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBRj58PYSI
>>202772736alri
righttime to sign on
>>202772665Just fuck off yank
white people be eatin shit like Sauerkraut, man...
>>202771868had similar misconceptions regarding east asian countries when I was 6-7 tbqh
>>202772720d-d-d--d-dd-oxed
y'all ain't ready bro, Y'ALL AIN'T READY AY YO CODY HOLD ME BACK BRO IMMA BOUTA GO SICKO MODE ON THIS LIMEY FAGS
>>202772760who signs on on a saturday? is job centre even open on the weekend?
>>2027727458am for meThere's still hope>>202772664
>>2027727163 billion people and not one nice thing i can think to say about them aaprt from that some women look fit in that chinese dress with half the legs cut out
>>202772771sputtering
yanks have some fucking daft names likemckenzie is not a given name you speds
What would the /brit/ version of this be?
>>202772764yooo they really b doin this tho :skull:
>>202772751weak ruined sphincter from his gay bottom youth
>>202772742>>202772768newfigs
>>202772764sauerkraut is good but I want to try it's spicy cousin kimchi
>>202772794we don't have cringe shit like thisyou post something stupid and you get done in and that's that
>>202772664Fuck off wogloving cunt
>>202772494runt spotted: >>202772760
i have already achieved my wank of the day this morningmad how much more horny i am after a few beers the night before
>>202772808how so?
Low-paid migrant workers cost taxpayers £150,000 by the time they could claim the state pension at 66
Brit banter be like>oi yank you've got a silly-willy name you doYank banter be like>And fuck you. I get shit on and insulted for being a yank. You fuckers call me names and I'm bantering back. If you don't like it your bitch made nigger ass can go to hell to finishing sucking off your uncle you dumpster baby. It will be like old times with his balls in your mouth and your mom pretending it never happened.
>>202772808True>post something stupid>someone posts a response calling you a mug>someone else replies to that with 'bodied that freak' or a variation thereof
>>202772829no wanks for me todaypencilling in a big sesh for tomorrow morning though before i have my veggie lasagne
sign on sign onwith your arse in your hatand youll never be a batyoull never be a bat
>>202772793alri Sam
>>202772829love morning wanks mepretty much every wank I have these days is a moany naked wank as well, so much better than a clothed quiet wank
>>202772829Why does this happen exactly? Does the beer give you confidence and then boost your testo?
>>202772794nah all of those lose to the classic "lol" or "wew"
>Schabusiness
Yanks be like>uhhh my name is Braxtyn Reighful-Piper an I'm pledgin to rush Alpha Kappa Pi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snILjFUkk_Apost senstitive young man music
>>202772829can't remember if I wanked today, which I'm realizing is a bit concerning as I type this. regardless it's wankerin' time
Kappa Kappa Kappa
Do the bad thingTake off your wedding ringBut it won't make it that much easierIt might make it worse
>>202772837kek
*cranium swells*
>>202772850I think it's because alcohol numbs your senses and reduces your sensitivity, then when it wears off your sensitivity increases the other way, like a pendulum.
>>202772868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLX5Nym9fcsobligatory smiths post
>>202772846my name is josh and i hate it, however i also dislike the name sam and there are a lot of people called sam in these threads, it is a common virgin incel name
>>202772846>what's your name?>none of schabusiness
>>202772846mogs me
What are brit zoomer names like?here we have the classic [x]-ayden theme
>>202772887howlingnot even reddit but I really dislike this prick, got the air of spoiled infant about him, thick as pig shit too
hello there fellow New Zealanders
>>202772887He's completely correct
Tory Power Stance
remember when Musk challenged Zuck to a boxing match but then pussied out
>>202772918squeaking
gondor calls for ayden
>>202772906think oliver was the most popular name for boys and its so gay
>>202772887the minute the veil of mystery was lifted on this guy he turned out to be an actual retard
>>202772846he probably beat heracquit
>>202772944Alri Michael
>>202772936scromiting
>>202772846
>>202772829on the beers and up at 8am you're a trooperSUPER TROOPER DIDGERII DOOPER
David vs Stephenwho's winning a fight?
>>202772868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrFdHVqgjYQ
>>202772985David works on the farm, Stephen sits in his office all day, no brainer who will win that scrap
rorke and the nightmare blunt rotation
>>202772944Alri Charles
can hear a couple of pigeons shagging on the roof
>>202772846seems a little aggressive
>>202772972>Exodus>Leaves location
>>202772887>>202772915>>202772924>>202772945
>>202772887The notion that the uberwealthy are somehow more intelligent than a truly educated man must end.
just had a quick bonk with the missus on the roof
>>202772868https://youtu.be/t590jjWEJ5s
yeah i think i'll post here now, this is my thread
luv yanks, they brighten my day
>>202773016hope you have an awful day
>>202772972Americans be like>This is a beatiful and valid name. Tobacco is sacred in Native and Indigenous Peoples and Tribes of America (NIPTA) communities. I'm 1/7th Cherokee.
>>202773038they're based retards for the most part credit where credit is due
>>202773019the only things you're probably "educated" in are anime and wikipedia pages for battles
>>202773038>>202772846There's a process to these.
Was at the supermarket and saw they renamed eskimo pies to polar piesfuming
>>202773063*shoves my cock down your throat*
>>202773074do you not get tired of this little act you put on day in day out
leftypol is anti gypsy and anti semitic
what happened to that very cross american fella
>>202773075another victim of the woke mobfirst they took our marmalade golliwogs now this
tesco delivery donethere was two delivery drivers as one of them was doing his trainingi wished him good luck
>>202773092I wish you good luck as well
>>202773088stress and obesity induced heart attack >>202773084isn't everyone anti gypsy
My hairs always such a fucking mess in the morningMight get a doorag
>Labour to hike university tuition fees to £10,500zoomeroids btfo
They made my great grandfather walk off a cliff. But he was blindfolded so the gravity didn't work so he just kept walking out past the ledge but he didn't fall because he didn't know the cliff stopped so he was walking on air. It was only then when the Nazi guards told him to remove his blindfold that he looked down and noticed there was no ground that he was standing on. So he looked into the camera and pulled a giant sign from behind his back that read "YIKES" and then he plummeted to his death. It was awful
>>202773080screaming bodied that antipodean runt
>>202773129how about you take a hike mate
>>202773129Genuinely based
>>202773129I remember when it was £3,000 and thinking that was a bit much
I'm only pooman after allI'm only pooman after allDon't put the blame on me
Brantley
Always sneeze in the morning. HATE IT
>>202773171black mould in your room
>>202773165based David, Eva and Layla being normalFirst girl I really fancied was called Layla. Still remember her. Wonder how she's doing.
>>202773165bet David feels a little out of place
>>202773129LOLWonder when leftypol will finally realise the Labour are the "nasty party" too
>>202773193Was she a rasheed? If not then her name is made up
>>202773221she was half lebanese I seem to remember. nice girl. very pretty.
>>202773193first girl I ever fancied was called Esmeshe hit the wall at a thousand miles per hour and now works at a dental practice
>>202771391>>202771391
>>202773221all names are made up
>>202773254shan't be using that shameful excuse for a thread
>>202773254JANNY
>>202773254travesty of a thread not going to use
brewing a teaberg
right then who's going to make a proper new?
>>202773278on the coffeestein myself
>>202773322>>202773322
>>202771996Your mum said this when she was measuring my willy
