shroom edition
good edition nice work lad.
why don't you have a minute cool down
>all names are made upnah
poo on toast for breakfast
Done nothing but wank since the clock his 5 on Friday. Genuinely need to be chemically castrated at this point
it's time to get him booked
>>202773322I'm going to pick a ton of these today
>>202773374Go for a walk x
>>202773363yeah? was "Steve" carved onto rock by unknown mystical forces was it?
>>202773374had a 6 hour goon sesh last night myself
>>202773380still not the right weather conditions here unfortunately
>>202773380For what purpose
>>202773374what were you wanking to
>>202773378damn the grinch do be kind of dummy thiccc
remember back in the day when google translate would only do transliterations rather than proper working translations of phrases and blocks of text so most of what it spat out was obviously not done by a person and couldn't be used to fudge last minute languages homework kids at school these days must find it so easy to cheat on their german homework because AI translation is so accurate
sir SIR are you aware you were going 22 in a 20 zone?!
>>202773385No, that would make it made up
>>202773411Xev Bellringer
downloading civ 6going to play it on an easy difficulty and I'm going to enjoy myself
>>202773420reminder to speed up for these pricksthere's literally nothing they can do, no fine, no points, nothing, all you get is a snotty letter in the post
>>202773423the most perplexing viral video of 2024
>>202773423careful, you'll rile up the yank again
>>202773425No shame in that, she's a talented lady
>>202773374locktober in 3 days, you'll get a month's break at leastwho's your keyholder this year?
>>202773420Slade reformed??
>>202773442Bought a safety deposit box at Coutts
>>202773423what could she possibly talk about on there?
>>202773425
>>202773449yelping
>>202773472fuck off yank
dunno how lads have these massive long edge sessions can barely last a minute wanking
>>202773449Nah that's four non-blondes
>>202773456spitting on dick tactics
>>202773416kids can use AI to cheat on pretty much all homeworkI genuinely don't know how schools are able to combat it, you can literally just ask chatgpt to make a 1000 word essay on Romans
sitting on a cloud
>>202773455lool
>>202773501No you can't
>>202773491
has mallard been back
BOWLED HIM
bit cold but decent enough weather otherwiseoff to London zoo, haven't been in 20 years
>>202773501maybe they shouldnt ask students to write pointless essays to prove their knowledge
>>202773403Really? What a shame. I went for a short walk last weekend and found 5 decently sized ones.>>202773406Eat.
>>202773534zoos are cruel
>>202773425based, I was worried it would be something vile
>>202773534Stupid shit like this always makes me howl
omg taylor leigh i just hocked up the biggest lugey youve ever seen
LOVE going to zoos in third-world countries
sucking a bogey
>>202773501humanities are fucked but it's easier for STEM
>failed my driving theory test for the 5th timefuck ME lads
DETERMINED not to waste this dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eimgRedLkkU
>>202773544
foot is injured
>>202773468love the comical way he quickly flees the area
Just back from a 3 day suspension.My first statement as a free man is Fuck Jews and Fuck Jannies
>>202773521YOU CAN'T!
>>202773578
>>202773595
>>202773572if you let me shag your arse ill help you next time just wear an earpiece and camera glasses
>>202773609The invigilators are going to see if someone's shagging his arse whilst he takes the test mate
*Pulls out my katana and slices you in to 400 pieces**sheathes it*
>>202773536but that's how schools have operated for the past several centuries
Paul Smith is hilarious
Smaul Pith
I am a deeply original and unconventional individual.
>>202773539we have had unseasonably warm temperatures with little rain
liberty caps are definitely out at the minutego grab some while you can
What's your favorite experience with psychedelic substances. Tell me a story
Germany made a great joke but the Soviets ruined it
>>202773630hmph... too slow...
catberg reclining in front of the fire
:-) <------- Prophet Muhammad
>>202773648they literally grow in my back gardendno how lol
>>202773640magpies >.<
>>202773640Lol @ the other magpie fella not knowing what to do
what's for breakfast lads
>>202773607why was someone filming him just walking around
wow ladsthe sleep depravation has really caught up to melike i feel like i could fall into a microsleep at any momentprobably shouldn't drive lol
students nowadays be like "i'm really smart but why would i memorize anything instead of using ai to do everything for me, i already understand it" and then learn nothing and watch tiktoks for 12 hours
Reminder that you can legally opium poppies to grow in your back garden and illegally cut them open in the sunlight for the sap to turn into opium.
>>202773661must be some magic in them there grass x
>>202773681coffee for me
>>202773681Mmm forbidden linguine
>>202773688ones ability to regurgitate already existing information has never been a good sign of intelligence, it just proves you're good at memorising things
>>202773630*the pieces turn into 400 miniature versions of me and attack you*
>>202773681can tapeworms even move on their own? are they just a ribbon of skin outside of the gut
>>202773691Pity you can't grow copium for you being a stupid fat fuck
>>202773726I'm a skeleton mate
have looked forward to sitting down with this collection since reading a review of it last December. When I did open it last night, I was startled by the heavy presence of the line numbers (every fifth line is numbered) to the side of each poem's text. These really detract from the reading experience. The numbers seem almost part of each poem. I'm sure they'll be helpful for students and scholars, but I read poetry for myself and have no need to refer to line numbers. Really startled me and ruined my initial encounter with this volume.
>>202773731I see you actually do grow copium then
>>202773648would like to do some of these, apparently taking mushrooms can help with alcoholism and i am getting slightly fatigued from drinking every single night. alas they dont grow in my area, they are not that easy to identify, you need a lot to get the desired effect and if you eat the wrong mushroom you can die
>>202773686why are you depriving yourself of sleep
>>202773755Lol fairs
smeg me arse, la, brit is still alive
>>202773710and ones inability to do it is a sign of lack of intelligence
>>202773572theres no way u can actually be that thick mate come on
>>202773710it's been a pretty reliable sign for hundreds of years of growth, progress and technological advancement, then suddenly it's not?
>>202773756they are really easy to identify if you do your research
how did the smeg brand of appliances become popular with that nameimagine going to the kitchen in the morning and seeing smeg everywhere, would put me off breakfast that
>>202773756they're incredibly easy to identify though
>>202773756any fool could identify those mushrooms
>>202773790yeah because it's become a reliable sign if using a chatbot instead
How do you honestly truly determine whether or not you are attractive Make a dating app profile and see if you get 100 likes in a day?
>>202773805think smeg is only a comical word in this country, mostly thanks to the boys from the Dwarf
>>202773691You'll get more bang for your buck cultivating the heads and making tea. Papaver somniferum is a lovely plant
>>202773832beauty is in the eye of the beholder
>>202773832Beauty comes from within mate, so make sure to show your arsehole
smeg? as in smegma? well to be honest it makes me hungry for cream cheese
>>202773837yeah but people in this country will still buy a smeg fridge or kettle
>>202773832if you need to actually determine whether you're attractive or not then you probably aren't
>>202773848Bee holder? Like a hive?
Gillette! The best a white man can get!
shag a lot but don't think I'm all that attractive
what do you do for morning exercise?
>>202773801>>202773816>>202773824so called free thinkers
smegging hell
>>202773648do you just go walking for miles staring at the ground hoping to get lucky? Not sure I can be arsed
>>202773879Just result of your natural charm and confidence then?
>>202773883wank, try to sleep and wank again
>>202773883Seems to be a rather agile fellow for his weight
>>202773893prefer not to say
>>202773862it's because it's for showing off wealth now
Reminder magic mushrooms are illegal in the UK and to report any you can find
>>202773904Perhaps alternate... Methods?
>>202773883can't be good for the joints
>wild plants which have grown continuously for millions of years are illegalI kneel
imagine getting right up dame maggie smith's shit pipe with your hog a couple of days ago while she was laying in bed getting close to the end crorrr
Rorke's nan voting to cut benefits for the most vulnerable in societyRorke's nan freezing to death in her own home because her benefits were cut
>>202773892you have to get lucky on the field choice, if you stumble across a bountiful field you can easily pick hundreds within the space of an hour, they grow in clusters. the best fields are in the middle of nowhere with lots of unmanaged grass
>>202773908Magic is illegal?! Muggles gone mad!
google maps wank on the cards
Love women with small tiny little hairless pussies. Mmmm
>>202773906that's miele, smeg is a mid tier brand at best
>mushrooms>plantsfuck off
>>202773949You must be a real fun guy at parties
>>202773908
>>202773949Wow I bet you're a fun guy
>>202773924liberty caps aren't plants, they're fungi x
rorke be like, corr pound me arse batty luv
nipples are sore x
fungus among us
Helloween - Halloween (the full 13 minute version) from Keeper of the Seven Keys Part 1.
Television host Catalina Guirdao is carried away by mascots Spike of UK Athletics, Cyril the Swan of Swansea City FC and Superhound of Peterborough Geyhounds. Guirdao was helping promote the upcoming Ladbroke's Mascot Grand National to be held at Huntingdon Racecourse (2002)
>>202773970
>>202773961
>>202773945smeg fridges are literally twice the price of miele ones
most fungi only breed sexually when stressed
>>202774006k
become a bit of the jack the lad when i'm drunk me
>>202773949Parties must er.. really come to life when you’re there!
>na brudda it ain't a plant an incel 300 years ago changed the word plant among the literati
doing a little incel dance
>>202773927The idiot modern left are so gullible, the majority of those people getting £300 quid for heating were among the richest in the country. People who think the elderly are stupid enough to freeze to death in their houses for a lack of £300 are the same sort of people who think the UK government should send the police into Richard Branson's house and take his £2 billion which he is obviously hiding under his mattress in cash.
think i'll leave for my train at about quarter past ten
>>202774031also they make dogshit games
>>202773993remember that lass from TFI Fridayhttps://youtu.be/tYcfIq2cFUsgod I miss old TV, it used to be actually entertaining
wouldn't it be funny if super mario ate a mushroom but it was a magic mushroom and he got high? lolzors!
>>202774039i like their games
>>202774039Corr is it a cooking simulator?
the truth is that fungi don't originate from this planet
>>202774037>e majority of those people getting £300 quid for heating were among the richest in the countryI uh no
we've won the incel battle... but not the incel war...
still not out of bed yet
>>202773927Based nan, talking one for the team
>>202774047updooted for nintenbro reference xd
not sure whether to wear a shirt or a jumper todayshirts look nicer but jumpers are warmer and so i am left with a choice to make
incels are a sexual minority group who are discriminated against by wider society and thus are owed reparations
>>202774051+1
>I don't understand the concept of different organisms having different names so I'm just gonna call you an incel
thread theme https://youtu.be/rGDcbQKxY7Q?si=CJKtVoYSNayt83Kq
Can vegans eat mushrooms?
Apparently if you lick dogshit it makes you go blind
>>202774077incels are well on their way to becoming the majority among younger men
is the original open the fucking pubs poster still here?
>>202774108i'm veggie but not vegan and i eat and enjoy mushrooms
>>202774113no they aren't
keir starmer doing a gay porn dance in front of the fireplace at 10 downing st whilst boomers o'er the land freeze into comically large ice cubes
dont think I've ever once uttered the word scran but love talking about the scrandemic on herefeel like a /brit/ poser
>>202774031hopefully this will finally make other companies realise wokeness isn't popular
>>202774031Sounds like a really reputable news source, saying to people who don’t like woke shit “hurr durr you just can’t get laid”
heinous farts this morningshouldn't have had all that cheese last night
>>202774116Cancelled by the woke mob
>Turn 18>Become a prostitute>Whore yourself out in the school uniform your father bought for youMany such cases in Australia
>>202774121yes we aretick tock shaggers, you're on thin fucking ice and I will be waiting under it when it breaks
>>202773423
This was such a good-ass movie. Never realized pic related was the old guy from Batman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI
are the incels getting uppity again
According to my statistics by 2029 what you define as native culture in England will no longer be the dominant one hereI'm sorry for what we Indians have done but it's simply the next way for evolution in Britain
>>202774151That's the ugliest school uniform I've ever seen
Bootle, January 1982
I'm the biggest bird, bird
by the year 2050 90% of Britains population will have arrived here via small boat migration
>>202774156posted it again award
>>202774171Seen a lot of school uniforms have we mate?Want to come in Monday?
>>202774151That’s so fucking hot
>>202774165still loads of white culture untarnished up and down the countryside in this country
>>202774205
>>202774180erected a bronze pillar in the loo then flushed it
>>202773781>>202773790it's a sign of cleverness, not intelligenceintelligence is innovation and outside-the-box thinking, not being an information regurgitation machine
on the prowl
>>202774210She’s 18 mateNice and legal
https://youtu.be/iRN62IebC04
technically I didn't kill that thread about that serb's dead dad, the janny didThen again I suppose he wouldn't have moved it to /bant/ if I hadn't brought dead dad banter to the threadI suppose I only attacked the thread because I saw that he'd posted an autistic cartoon frog and I don't like autistic people or meme frogs, so I thought I'd post heart attack stuff to punish himAll in all I was only angry to begin with because some smug man hating feminists had declared that women were better than men after winning a court case on appeal because they got some mentally ill male judge to agree with them
>>202774234for fanny?
empty out the gherkin and transform it into a membership only cronem social club
>>202774261fomyeg
>>202774261you are disabled
most moving classical music piece or symphony you have heard?
Rorke taking this to his local
fingering my arsehole til I cum poo
>>202774287kill yourself
>>202774287That one off that advert
gherkin wee hole.
>>202774165as a white englishman i can say we have no culture left anyway, christianity is over, the stiff upper lip is gone now everything is about mental health, the only thing we have in common with each other is drinking tea and pints and complaining about the rain
>>202774261nary a syllable
>>202774261you're actually retarded cunt
Ah yes, another morning of pushing my massive shite log down the pipe with the toilet brush because it's become wedged in the bottom of the bowl like I'm on the olympic fencing team, my favourite
>>202774297hmmm... im thinking zased?
feel no joy or pleasure in anything anymore just feel tension and stress then relief from tension and stress
>>202774206>countrysideAh yes the land nobody local can afford to live in will save whitetopia
>>202774312
>>202774268Imagine, floor after floor of peng little white tings getting what they can’t get from their spotty white boyfriends
>>202774261>I don't like autistic peoplei've got some bad news for you
>>202774199Done him up like a kipper
>>202774151Does she reject black customers?
>>202774342
>>202774348Yh doesnt want to mix her love life with business you see
>>202774342I've got adhd and bpd not autism
>>202774317add a bit of fairy liquid and maybe hot water from the kettle and you'd be surprised what can be flushed
>>202774287Lacrimosa
>>202774323cities are more expensive to live in you doltcountryside remains pure, trad and folk. the darkies wouldn't dare try anything in the countryside, also we're armed with guns
>>202774345How did he do me! I literally baited him with a perfectly crafted 4D chess post
>>202774261hateful little wanker you, made us all look a bunch of knobs
White obsolescence creates black excellence
>>202774355>adhd and bpdHeathermong would like a word with you!
>boris wanted to invade Netherlandskek /brit/ voted for their retard
Mad how GPs are shut on weekends. Imagine if the police or fire brigade took the weekend off
>>202774356I've got a newer kettle for drinks and an older kettle for pipes and clogs
mad how i hold the world in the palm of my hands, and yet i post here among you
>>202774328mmhmm yes... 24/7 access with the clubcard
>>202774328heathermong
Reminder that this person is responsible for "to the last hohol", are you ashamed?
>>202774378GP isn't an emergency service
>>202774359Average wage in the countryside6 pound an hourAverage cottage400kAverage wage in the city17 an hourAverage flat290kPiss off
>>202774374did the mongy raconteur spin another far fetched storydid he really
dead dad wanker extremely proud of his dead dad posts
>>202774037Pensioners struggle to budget because most of their money gets spent on pikeys tarmacing their driveways and Indian call centre scams
>>202774417No, Russia and Britain are allies. To the last hohol is the best thing to ever happen
>>202774370I was called heathermong countless times yesterday for my attack on that serb's dead dad threadDo I feel bad? A bit because he never made another one and it's obvious that /int/ was his only outlet and I stamped on it for a laughAh well, survival of the fittest, they probably support Putin too being Serbs
>>202774107
>>202774443>Supporting PutinWhat's wrong with that exactly?
>>202774443of course youre a mentally ill natotroon
>>202774417>>202774439
>>202774420good that keeps the economic darkies out anyway and thus it will remain trad and pure and filled with culture forevermore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNsRE8cxtQ0
>>202774481Like Morris dancing? OMDZZ
>>202774348You think a 19-year-old who only recently finished high school is going to be racist?
LIVERPOOL
>>202774458He's an enemy dictator, a lying arrogant untrustworthy ally of the chineseUkraine's "crime"? Wanting to align closer with us instead of evil shithole Russia
>>202774490your culture is literally marrying your cousin and eating poo
>>202774487no dragons
dietberg has me on the ropes lads
>>202774508Im not toby so I can post the dargons
>>202774391Imagine a little timmy banging his puny little fist on the door saying “i demand to see my girlfiriend” lmao
>>202774487Das dragon ist verboten!
https://war.ukraine.uahttp://en.kremlin.ru/contactstag your side
So you lived through one of the greatest periods of economic growth in Britain's history and had 70 years to save but you still expect young people to fund your lifestyle? Yeah fuck off Greta, at that point you've only got yourself to blame - try living within your means, pop another duffel coat on and shut up
>>202774348she doesn't need to because they don't have to pay for sex unlike peckerwood timmy
>>202774505Hi GCHQ, just clocked in this morning? Have a great day
>>202774481>uh yeah actually lolK so you're a troll who wants to kill every soul in the countrysidePiss off
>>202774467NATO is civilisation
>>20277405927% of them are millionaires, just do an equity release on the house and they can put the heating on as much as they like. Sure, their kids will lose out but pensioners don't give a fuck
>>202774075I'm about to blow your mind here palshirt, then jumper over the top
>>202774505Everything in that webm is based and justified
How many of you are saving up to pass an inheritance on to your grandkids?Thought so.
>>202774549idk what your point is that its too expensive to live in the country which is just false im saying that the darkies will never take it over it will remain a bastion of whiteness
>>202774523face all red, speccies fogged up LOL
>>202774151Why are you looking for 18 year old prostitutes in school uniform is the question
https://youtu.be/rygQEBFGFhI
>>202774523heathersubhuman
>>202774585terrible fitwouldn't work
>>202774603>specciesnobody says this
>guys guys Putin is le evil coz da mirror and the sun told me soOMDZZ
>>202774598
>>202774626ok speccy
I'm gen Y
another day, another spainmelty
>>202774646yes specky is a word but 'speccies' isn'tunlucky there esl paki x
>>202774598Diego, man... This aint it
The only inconvenience of my parents dying is that I am quite used to calling my mum every day and telling her anything that's on my mindI wish they didn't create me and I think they did a shit job at raising me and I would prefer they just died but I think it would be a strange thing to get used toI don't talk to my dad at all unless he picks up the phone so the only inconvenience of his death would be my mum's griefIt's a shame that my life is going so well and that the world is getting so interesting/bloody because otherwise I'd have killed myself by now largely just to spite themEarning loads of money, live in a beautiful place, and will be winning awards next month. Plan for spiteful suicide is in tatters by unexpected success
>>202774419Neither is Sainsbury's
>>202774600Calm down murderer you'll never buy my grans house
>>202774606My morbid curiosity gets the better of me so I will occasionally look into the seedier things in life and come across an all too common site of attractive young Anglo women whoring themselves out
>>202774665Raped that cunt
waiting for the gf to arrive then im off out for the day
>>202774695leftypols da
>27% of pensioners are millionairesI uh no
>>202774665speccies is the plural of speccy you silly whiteboy
>>202774635or maybe the fact that he's a billionnaire oligarch, leader of a country with abject poverty, massive drug use and africa-tier rates of aids, sends russian men to die while the country gets flooded by muslims AND he works in africa to help the flooding of western europe by darkiesnot that our leader aren't corrupt bastards either but putin is a piece of shit
>>202774676what do you do for a living
>>202774684You think that's going to fly with a jury?
>>202774713vocaroo this, let's hear you black voice
this is 190cm getting his revenge with the cronem
>>202774711unite PR team out in force once again protecting the interests of vulnerable millionaires
>>202774713>face all red, speccies fogged upnope you're clearly talking about one person, 'speccies' referring to his pair of glassescope on esl paki nobody says that
>>202774747he probably unironically blames /brit/ for ruining his fantasy with aisha kek
>>202774723third party insurance claim handler, which is a sales role in practice
>>202774716>replying to /pol/bait
>>202774768You have a small penis don’t you? That’s what this is really about
>>202774768Done that seething cuck, meltdown next thread imminent
>>202774768raped that paki
>>202774774Looking to get into insurance myself, studying for my Foundation Insurance exam at the moment
>>202774777there are genuine putin supportershe does have qualities, his stance on the lgbt bullshit for instance
>>202774768you're mad that she's getting batonned in the gherkin x
>>202774774well power to you, that sounds like shit and you sound like a total soulless husk of a man but as long as youre happy
>>202774730Why would a jury be involved for looking at a public website at something that is decriminalised here
>>202774808straight to the cuckboy cope looooool
>>202774808and you're shite at spelling cause you're a fresh of the boat paki
>>202774774alro mr incredible
the new
>>202774825haha silly whiteboynun u cud do
>>202774827
>>202774813I'm happiest most in spite, I don't really experience joy, just intermittent relief from anxiety and rageThis undesirable personality has made me a successful and intelligent person
looks very chilly outside
one more reply and he'll go away this time for sure
>>202774827only a brown paki prides himself on spelling everything right LOL
>>202774844whatin english, vijay
Destroy all NATO supporters.
>millionairemeaningless nowadays applies to anyone that owns a home
>queer keirwff
newberg>>202771367>>202771367>>202771367
>>202774859Luckily you won't be going outside. You never do
>>202774864its not the fact that you misspelled a word (i just did in my last post), its the fact that you thought that was even a word to begin with
>>202774858interesting, do you use drugs or alcohol?
>>202774879who said that
>>202774887it literally is a word you silly whiteboy lolhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Speccies
i have several people stalking my whereabouts onlinegathering info on meno i sincerely wish i was schizophrenic and this was a delusion
>>202774881embarrassed yourself here cos i've already bought my train ticketi'll see you on horsforth station so i can send you back to your grubby bedroom with my fists
>>202774897did you even read that pagewhat does that have to do with glassesyou daft cunt
>>202774917making a note of this post for reasons I won't go into
>>202774835Lol I didn't realise that's what Mr Incredible did. I just know it's what Mark Corrigan nearly did>>202774889I smoke cannabis literally every day
>>202774922Harrogate. Nice place.
>>202774928annihilated that runt
>>202774928it's okay, i accept your concession, you're just a silly whiteboy after all x
>Try to talk to matey about insurance>Absolutely boys mesweet as
>>202774955Vocaroo this for us.
>>202774972>>202774972
>>202774955raging cause you got exposed for being a clueless esl spazzy
>>202774975come on, you know he's a pasty virgin
Morning wank sorted
>>202774598Looks exactly like my beer drinking uncle who served in the US Army in Germany during the ass end of the cold war and throughout the 1990s.
