medieval camel edition >>202770196previous
>>202771775
is this this is the thread
>>202771775I prefer this one.
laying in bed dreaming of spinny https://youtu.be/icfq_foa5Mo?si=dLTXWJymcMfnBO5j
>>202771775I look like this
Business idea: hot chocolate with miniature marshmallows
>>202771855where is he going
yo momma's houseAYO!!
>>202771900my street cred will never recover from this
>>202771885he's traveling from life to death, just like me.
too many thirdworlders in the other thread
>>202771909i do this too
outer haven
>>202771910there's another thread?!
maybe black women keep thirdworlders away
business idea: a pill that makes my pubes cease their endless conquest of my cock shaft. i mean seriously, why are there hairs a cm from the tip
thinking about jerking off but its 3am
least horny brapzilian
>>202771959just shave it regularly
>>202771959>hairs a cm from the tipummmm wtf?
>>202771948they do not
>>202771959just wax or use nair
>>202771982>just deal with ingrown hairs broi don’t have sex so i don’t shave, it’s the principle that frustrates me
>>202771997he has a very tiny pp
>>202772019you don't have to shave clean you can just trim if you get ingrowns badly
it's nice shaving your cawk but afterwards the hair regrowing sucks
countdown to goon time
>hair on your shaftRefuse to believe this is real
>>202771997i know right? very annoying>>202772016that sounds torturous plus my buddy used nair once and his skin started falling off>>202772021i wish, sometimes when i take a dump while hanging dong in the morning it’ll hit the water line and i have to shower, so now i just gargoyle squat on the rim>>202772049stubble feels yucky imo, i just pluck em when i get bored
wish i had talents
Drunk watching Saddam edits on tiktok. Never thought I'd say this but that dude was based as fuck
>>202772109>my buddy used nair once and his skin started falling offi know people can have bad reactions to nair but this seems a bit extreme, this is why you always do a splotch a day or two before you intend to use a new product to see if you have an allergic reaction to it
>>202772104I'm sure there are some genetic freaks out there who have these abnormal clownshow penises but ya know...4chan lies and all that
>>202772126I also get nostalgic for Shiite Blaster 9000
>>202772104just admit you want to see it, dishonest freak>>202772133i dunno, i just don’t like the idea of chemicals that close to my baby making tools to be honest>>202772134is that not normal or something? it’s all i’ve ever known since puberty hitcan 4cuck STOP making me wait to post for fuck’s sake?
>>202772194nair won't make you impotent you don't have to worry about that
>phone posting plebs having to wait to postlmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggiumH2hN_4
>>202772214i say this but i don't have stink lines coming off of me
>>202772222nice numerals my facewhen
>>202772245oh dear
goodnight
>>202772280good night
>>202772274I was just really impressed with your digit getting abilities
>>202772305he can ride a skateboard better than i can
women pretending to be men pretending to be women
I NEED a cute asian girl to pop my back into place. it's sore
>>202772336does it have to be a cute asian girl specifically or can it be a big hairy guy named otis or something
>>202772331why do you think tranny posters have exploded on the internet recently? perfect cover to be a girl online and nobody will care they'll just call you a stupid troon and that's about it.t. knower
total foid love
>>202772354no, they are really trannies
>>202772350if I wanted an otis I would have said so, silly. and also asian girl always work in massage parlors it's a thing for a reason you know.
what kind of gifts would nonbinary santa give kids inventing a boomer facebook meme in my head
>>202772384those are jav actresses, i specifically recognize the center one
>>202772384I dress exactly like that but I'm a pale mexican with the face of a rapist.
>>202772425uhhh ok>>202772440it would be hotter if you were a japanese girl though
hairy shafts are no joke
>>202772376of course there are. but plenty of girls just pretend to be troons so they can avoid any scrutiny
>>202772447my swarthy brother
>>202772456keep dreaming
KEEP WALKIN PAL
>>202772475ugly incel
going to bed early need to get up early tomorrow good night
there are some real girls in this dump but they are all evil.
>>202772489no stay up it's not even RNH yet...
Smoking darts.
>>202772495They aren’t evil you just creep them out
>>202772508bum a duz m8?
>>202772519no, one of them made me part of a cyber bullying group in a specific general just because she didn't like a certain person.
>>202772553That’s not even evil, you also made that up
see *licks lips* what i like to do... is post... sneaky, little, lies on /cum/
>>202772553you deserve to be cyber bullied, fruit
thinking of getting back into the opium game, considering I want to feel love and have no chance with women
>>202772627how is that love, it's just a high
>>202772701if you haven’t tried it you wouldn’t get it
everybody wants some
My American latina girlfriend ate an entire extra large pizza by herself, she's going to get extremely obese after 30 isn't she?
>>202773072yes
>>202773072Yes but she will bear many healthy childrenWhite women’s hips are too narrow and they’re too neurotic and anemic
>>202773120nice
>>202773223>healthy childrenlol
new normalfag map just dropped
I’m never ever going east of the continental divide again.
>>202773297What is Tennessee’s secret? Dollywood? Southern home cooking?
shut the fuck up you ghoulish freak
lies, damned lies, and statistics
>The ex looks like she aged 20 years >Her boyfriend looks like a literal imp >MFW
life has something special for you and it hurts me that it's not me
every brit flag that posts is wearing a top hat and a monocle
https://youtu.be/mj_rS0utb6g?si=vAZySsOKJQEUASydThe flooding in the USA made me sad. I hope that as many of American friends as possible will be rescued.
Every time I smoke weed I turn into a feminist. Every time I do crystal I get racist and paranoid. The meme is real.
>>202777036you need a woman
I imagine if I did meth I wouldn't do anything besides goon the entire time
>>202777213Dating pool for an addict is pretty small. My last relationship was a catholic girl which was a legendary pull
hello anyone awake
>>202777418Up all night to get some
>>202777418How would you react if you walked into this room
>>2027774883>4>1>>>>2
I think it would be cool if an army from.the future.fought an army from the pastImagine seeing some unimaginable giant ships landing on your coast and some pale dudes in like iron space suits get on the beach of your land, while you havent even figured out metal forging yet I think its a cool scenario
>>202778454aliens vs cowboys is a pretty good book and a movie
wikipedia really said "is or was"
>>202778857Mossad is so insanely basedThey infiltrated the shit out of pizzbollah
>>202778896Don’t reply to me loser
>>202778933
>>202779142haha yeahjust be sure not to post them here avatar usage and what not yk?
>have been prepping to move for a month>"settled" on locations 3 different times>2 days until my lease ends>now question those 3 locations and considering cali insteadI'm gonna be homeless lol
Dunno if I can use cannabis while on Wellbutrin
According with my computer I saved this gif on a friday november 4th of 2011 at 03:16:05 p.m
>>202780251ComeToGermany
Just Wakin' upI don't know
When I woke up my penor was doing a bonar
I want to prank everyone by having my friend leave my body in some weird place when I die, put a cryptic letter in my pocket and later visit my family asking about me and saying he is CIA and I've been doing something top secret, best case scenario it will make them ponder my life for decades.Too bad everyone, every single person around me is so jaded and up their asses they won't even have a second thought about it.
The amount of yuropoors in the CUM ZONE made me double check the OP to confirm I was in the right thread.
Eurofags at least putting some effort on their suicidal feelings unlike you gays threatening weak people to go down with you on a public shooting taking even the pigeons chilling on the sidewalk of the kindergarten parking lot
Euro Blaster 9001
Had a beer, a glass of Sauvignon Blanc, a hard seltzer, and a lavender lemonade last night. It was over the course of like 4 hours though.
Islam is right about women
Shitposting from wegmans
>>202780427more VP kino on Tuesday. Tampon Timmy bout to get wrecked
>>202783499What do they say about them
5 scoops
>>202783797women should be respected
https://youtu.be/dHoojSkODqE
>>202783499Go live in a Muslim country then
good morning sirs
>>202780261https://www.drugs.com/drug-interactions/cannabis-with-wellbutrin-xl-2758-0-440-2469.html
>>202783187I hate lavender-flavoured food and drink It reminds me laundry detergent I cannot even stand to be around it let alone consume itOh, me? I had 4 lagers last night over the course of a few hours
I had a sex dream last night involving the girl I have a crush on. Pretty nice.
>>202784509>crushwhat are you 12
>>202784486There wasn't too much lavender flavor but I know people who won't have it at all.
>>202784652drooling glue eater
>>202784652he'll still lose lol
>>202784846https://youtu.be/xUXerxI6gYc
>>202784534Yes.
underageb&
stupid that the majority of workers (~60%) at my workplace are literally left-handed but none of the tools are left-handed.i mean even if you were right-handed you should want a handblower that is safe to hold in either hand because people just switch hands with that often because their hand gets tired or something
>>202785250i am left handed
>>202778493I was thinking more of spaniards arriving at mexico for the first time but that sounds cool too
>>202785250im right handed
>>202784458Is there a difference between smoking weed and using a dab pen?
just invented a car that runs on water
>>202785268people think that left handed is just 10% of the population but in canada i swear to god that (white natural) canadians are 30% left handed
>>202785382im not white
>>202785448are you native or black (african american ancestors) because they're natural canadians as well.
i can masturbate whith my left
>>202785475no
>>202785496you arent canadian
>>202785517that hurts my feelings
>wanting to be canadian
What should my first handgun be? Just want something that looks nice and is reliable. Wanted a sig p320 but read too many bad things
>>202785537sorry
how are japanese games so darn good
they're both pretty sexy
>>202785671what game are you playing
>>202785586glock
everybody needs a friend
>>202785758Looking at the g17 , probably is my best bet
>>202785737 >>202785026
I thought going to college is my last chance to meet a courtable femoid but it’s statistically one of the least likely ways. And then one of the most common ones is from work but I’m probably going to be working with incels like I have been
>>202785788yeah i have that one
>>202785809volunteergo to an institution like the library or festivals and sign up to volunteer and try to get at least one place weeklyi volunteer at the library. shit ton of females there
hello
BTW the anon who wanted me to go to the doctor on saturday. um sorry i forgot. and I'd didn't make an appointment.
neighbor is going to have a party. i see them bringing in balloons
>>202785999join them
wfh means being paid to /cum/post
>>202785901Is it me you're looking for
>>202785901hey
>>202785999tell him to bring some hot bitches
what is Stairway to Heaven even about
is your duty to be strong for others
>>202786063>>202786042how's it gong?
>>202785802that's old school Japanese gaming, now all they can make is cutesy pink haired anime games for LatinX.
can i have some money
>>202786095>>202786013no. it's probably a birthday party for their kids.
>>202786241omg mean
If I go to Costco this morning, only bad decisions will follow.
what should i ask momberg to buy me for lunch
>>202786504subway. they have bogo deals
>>202786504baby back ribs
>>202786384join them.
german women
>>202786504XBOX 360
>>202786504wokbox tokyo beef poutine
>>202786571you haven't invited me, you dummy
>wake up>hands smell like microwave noodles>did not eat them yesterday, cannot remember the last time i ate these at all, possibly 2 months ago>did not eat anything at all similar yesterdaywhat givesit smells dead on just like this shit too
> Bumble will stop you from swiping if you like too many people's profile in a daySorry for being heterosexual.
>>202786616*they
>>202786504The Canary Islands
>>202786638It's called be desperate
>>202786736I only like maybe 10% of the profiles I see.
>>202786786pontificating a curious case
i have decided
>>202786839you're gay?
>>202786865taco bell
>>202786880don't forget to tell momberg "sorry for being a fatass".
>>202786880watcha getting in da bell?
>>202786880id rather eat dog kibble than taco bell.
>>202786940no>>202787040tacos
I didn't see a single one of you motherfuckers write> and a lil bit of chicken friedlast night.What happened?What happened to the cum I loved?
landlordberg's dog wont stop whining. some people think pets are home accessories/decoration
hello janny
>>202787308I left mine outside and you can hear him scream all day through the cameras, he is just a puppy so the neighbors might be mad about it by now, returning in 3 days
>>202787845i thought you werent going to vallarta until dia de muertos?
>>202787815Do it
Yo bro talk tuah is on
Where is my GODDAMN pumpkin spice mocha frappuccino with sprinkles.
U S A SA
>>202788126chud
how is the hurricane after going through floridahope it's alrighti wouldn't wish florida on anybody
M E S S S S S I C OESSSSSICO
anglosphere more like brownosphere
>>202788195I wish it would hit my ass
Long coat Trvmpvs was powerful aura
>>202788369not very nice is it tobes
why am i not racist at all irl but i love being racist on 4chan
She's a rebel, she's a saaaaaintShe's the salt of the earth and she's dangerousShe's a rebel, vigilanteMissing link on the brink of destructionFrom Chicago to TorontoooooShe's the one that they call ol' WhatsernameShe's a symbol of resistanceAnd she's holdin' on my heart like a hand grenade
penis
Truke
>>202772611clowns only want one thing and it's disgusting
>>202772611I always wondered how his breadth smelt like, cigars, mentols or just morning breath?
>>202788996maybe semen?
why did israel have to go and kill those lesbians last night
what are the charges? Enjoying a nice meet and fuck capitalistic venture?GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS
Nasrallah blown to pieces
This bussy blown to pieces
Im a bitch ass nigger
Looks like we might have a more deliberate import brown people phase to take care of the aging population in the future. As long as they're hispanic and have higher than hs education idc
ボクのこの格好とデートしたかったんでしょ?本望じゃん。あーあもうこんなに漏れちゃって……ん?替え?あるワケないじゃんこれからそこのドラッグストアに買いにいくの。ゆーすいのトイレはおむつ、でしょ?いや、ゆーちゃん?
>>202789281>>202789373>>202789405**cums in your bummy hole**
Drop the anchors
>>202789528しかのこのこのここしたんたん しかのこのこのここしたんたん しかのこのこのここしたんたん しかのこのこのここしたんたん
>>202789405why
>>202785958hey that’s me are you still here why didn’t you make an appointment? did you at least call and see about transportation options ? im gonna be upset with you if you didn’t even call
>>202789405hey it’s saturday you can be depressed during the work week instead
When you look at Google reviews of places with the level of enjoyment felt by users quantified by stars. Are you looking at happiness?
>>202789884It's all the same
me? im a no life retard
>>202790058i mean if you're gonna be depressed, you might as well get paid for it alsodid any of that work drama materialize into anything
fact of the matter is that if you wear glasses, you are lower than dirt to women
i'm a weirdo and i'm okay with that
>>202790197not if you look like harry potter or clark kent or jeffrey dahmer
>>202790197not true just put on a turtle neck and boom you’re a suave academic type
>>202783499Islam is an incel religion
>>202790208Cause I’m a freak I’m a weirdo…
I took a 5 hour nap yesterday, then slept another 11 hours at night
>>202790208i am cringe but i am free
I look like Jeffery Dahmer
>>202790352Women think he’s cute
be right back going to prank call 999 and tell them to kys
>>202790287i had to get up early this morning to meet some family for breakfast, i'm probably gonna take a nap soon cause i'm going out to the bars downtown tonight and i don't wanna be sleepy since i'm the one driving since i don't drink
These cut waters are dangerous
>>202790148Only the women are still pissed about it and taking it even further. guys dont care. Im no proud of myself and it got really close to me getting buttfucked publicly because I'm not on either side.It's a funny thing to witness. It's probably because they cant separate the workplace from their affective life. Every aspect of life has to be emotional and sometimes it looks like work is the central piece of their identity. Eh fuck it right?
>>202790442I have to be productive and actually get stuff done today, unfortunate
>>202790208
I'm just here to provide emotional support for my cumbums. :)
I hate wiggers. Act huwite and dignified
>>202790495>"I need gf", I asked my daughter>"sure dad, I have some friends who like 40 year olds. I can hook you up with some of them" my daughter repliesa man can only dream
porn is starting to get to me
>>202790497well i hope you learned your lesson about not stirring the pot, even if it can be entertaining. it always blows up in your face and then you get caught up in drama yourself >>202790498im sorry buddy i hope you get a little time off to relax soon
>>202790553Just stop watching it.
>>202790553Sockgooner
Sunbathing in late September
nap time someone else will have to make the new at 310 please and thank you
why is mousey losing his shit
>>202790756Just let him get it out of his system
It's not rocket science.It's aeronautical engineering.Big difference.
>>202790756When isn’t he?
We're all one big happy famiglia.
Day drinking a seltzer spiked with 50 ml Deep Eddy lemon vodka
>>202790788errmmm actually it's just rock science. everything is rocks
>>202790917not me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kj2PYi6ehA
Mexicans won
>>202790539i wanna act like a piratei could be captain jack swallow
>spiked seltzerwoah, slow down there becky
NasrallACK
>demented grandma asking me to install WhatsApp again didnt say "love you" back its overdementia takes it from me and her
ate some eggs for breakfastnow my farts STINK
>Having a hearing disorder that's completely "fixed" with the use of medical devices>Disclosing my medical problems would jack up my insurance by like $150/month>No way to "differentiate" myself from low-functioning people who may need constant medical careWhy would anyone disclose this shit? What a retarded healthcare system.
wypipo be like " I want to save stray dogs in Thailand"
that nigga gets 72 virgins and no longer has to spend his time arguing with jewish people.
asian peepo be like"I want to eat stray dog"
>>202791185A few years ago my mother spend like $1000 for the adoption and medical expenses of stray dogs in third world countries. Not entirely sure how she verified where the money is going.
be right back calling suicide hotland ever and over againgoing to tell the next guy to killhimself before (after 3) they block the number9if your suicide hotline takes longer than 1:30 to pick up (they took 1, 40) then the 3% dying are DEAD you WORTHLESS noncaring fuck! if you take longer then 1:30 - 90 seconds - they have already bled out, bro >>202791185>>202791212>>202791230nice try getting me to talk normally or with you try again later. not my prob
>>202791178Then there's the absurd drug prices and $100 saline drips and shit. Ordinary doctors and nurses aren't even the ones making the maddest bank on it. It's pharma and insurance CEOs
/cum/ niggas dont know about tax writeoffs
no one calling suicide hotline is serious about ityou can prank call them as much as you would the "non emergency" NHS hotline who cares? what will happen? other than people not getting their non emergencies tended to? want to pad your CV well you have to deal with this 1% of crazies telling YOU to kill YOUR self >>202791278shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweed n sheeeei have AIDS
>>202791100Beer bloats you. Good wine is only easy to find in 750ml bottles. Straight vodka/spirits is alcoholic tier. Seltzer and 50ml vodka bottles are more discreet and won't make you fat.
>>202791278i meant you have AIDS
>>202791185my mom used to run the county health department in our small rural town, which included running the animal shelter. i don't think the average person realizes how futile it all is. they probably killed 90% of the dogs/cats/birds/horses/etc that came through, and it never stops. the only way to make room in the shelter (which was already funded almost entirely through local donations) is to kill more animals.
>>202791254>>202791323no, toby
>>202791267Learning about pharmacy benefits managers was a wild experience. Insurance companies owns the PBMs AND the pharmacies? Why the fuck did it take the FTC so long to crack down on them? That's insanely anti-competitive.
by the way im still fasting except that yesterday i wanted to go outside to buy Pringles (?) so i ate a can of Pringles>>202791406this is a brit using the CA flag as an avatar whos so confident that mods wont ban him for it (or using a VPN to avoid filters) that he can gloat like thismods are worthless cretins but you all can be aware - while you filter the UK - that a brit is doing this with the flag its insane that this fucking freak can blatantly break the rules in the open like this and nobody cares by this point
>>202791254>>202791323>>202791453zip it nigga
>>202791486
>>202791453
>>202791435QRD?
>>202791178People don't disclose that stuff. Unless the insurance company can find something themselves then it won't matter. Plus that's kind of the whole point, they would rather you deal with your problems yourself than use the company because they profit from the fact that people don't normally have a reason to use insurance.
>>202791278i'll be writing off over 50k in my taxable income this year, mostly from mortgage interest and property taxes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTrtw68AdQs
Sorry I'm not gonna post in the Mexican bake because he consistently doesn't give an edition or link to the previous thread.
>>202791611This is why I never hire Mexicans. No attention to detail.
>>202791611post in mine new>>202791710>>202791710>>202791710
>>202791611the mexican bake is actually guatemalan-washingtonian. (it's goshcel)
