María Alfonsina Edition
10/10 thread. Upvoted.
Sexo con María Alfonsina
slut
>>202774974SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>202776147Fedora me. Not a freetard, so I don't care.
mustve stumbled into /foren/ by mistake
>>202774974literally who
been posting on the website for 16 years and i still dont know how to post gifs/webms or how to delete posts
Horrible sneezing allergic reaction to cleaning products. Google is saying it might be the ammonia chemical
>>202776274Yeah? Shame
>>202776263JFs OUTYanks OUTBelgians IN THE WOODCHIPPERFrogs IN
>>202776231Try Eros Energy, it's an affordable Aventus clone you might like.
>>202776301mate is it true the cronem from peckham battered your batty bum yesterday with their pozz third world juices?
>>202776301the parents are fucing black batons you dumb idiot. learn to read context clues
>>202776301We are going to come kill you.
>>202776306bro think he on the team ToT what is blud doing
total zoomer deathcurbstomp zoomersroundhouse kick zoomersthrow zoomers in to shark tankstombstone zoomers in to the pavementthrow sand in the eyes of zoomersspit in the food of a zoomers mealrape and torture zoomerssacrifice and drink the blood of zoomersrip out the spines of zoomersput zoomers on the breaking wheel
the effortless beauty of women both enrages and depresses me at the same time
>>202776289been sneezing most of this morning from tipping out cat litter
>>202776336naaaaa mate your batty bum definitely got torn apart by cronem batons
>>202776300for me its the laws of the universe and also microchips/computers>take sand>make it do mathematics>can now do anything I want on a computeralso find it mad that the entire world is connected by undersea cablesAnd also find it mad how cartographers used to plot maps of the world just by walking about
*shrill paki london voice*the tories
sucking mother's milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUXvlmKMNY4How do you recover from something like this
>>202776349not really foreign are they
*whiney scouse dolemonkey voice*ehhhrrmm its tha toooriees la, remember tha 96 laaa - yous got a quid la I need a hostel for the night
>>202776355it is what it is
>>202776355It's not effortless Makeup, skincare, perfumes, hair styling, shaving takes a decent amount of time and effort and costs a lot.
>>202776274mate you just choose a gif or webm same as an image
mates laughed at me last night for drinking ipas instead of lager but tbqh i fucking hate tennents and carlsberg and carling i think theyre shit i think most lager is rubbish
>>202776377
what are these foreign FUCKS doing in my beloved general?
>>202776409Every time i've tried it says its an unsupported file, despite it clearly being a gif or webm
>>202776413oh yeah the three lagers
>>202776349*points to the top left corner of my flag and taps on it*
I have left the london girl on read as she was annoying me
clarkson's gf is fucking hot
>>202776413you go girl
>>202776377why is he so small
>>202776259I feel like fedora is more freetard than most out of the boxDon't you need to add rpmfusion repos to install any non-free software
>>202776445sovl...
>>202776438the fuckshow me a screenshot of this
>>202776436sir what is her name sir vey beauty and sexo sexo dirty slut sir
>>202776385it's embarrassing
>>202776363crazy stuff. i think id have preferred life in simpler times. maybe not cave man times, that would be too brutal, but 300 years ago. the technology of 300 years ago makes sense to me.
>>202776405>mediterranean>unshaved fannyTHE perfect woman
>>202776451Clarkson's Farm is bloody brilliant TV Thought his charisma with Hammond and May was impossible to replicate but fact of the matter is Clarkson is a very rare talentCould probably make watching paint dry interesting
>>202776438was it a sound webm
>>202776445remember popremember oggy and the cockroaches (it was shit)remember super mario world
Just seen a flock of cows in a fieldAll were sitting/lying downVery chill
>>202776392aussie flags are south asian diaspora or hapas
>>202776445
>>202776483post a pic here
why is everybody black and gay on tv
>>202776445home...
>>202776514lucky, haven't driven past any areas with livestock in a while, i suffer in london
>>202776405what's the deal with this tart? She a singer from the looks
>>202776488love when he btfos the leftypol environmentalists on social media who are fueled by moral outrage but know nothing of land management
>>202774974sex
>>202776533tv reflects the real world (of tv writers/producers who are all gay jewish cuckolds)
>>202776465Yeah, I'm a dumb cunt a few beers deep and should have thought before I posted. Anyway, Fedora works for me because it's sort of stable but sort of rolling release. I'm just too much of an ADD spastic zoomer cunt to use Debian on a home desktop again.
>>202776483post it lad, we're all frens here
oh n-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxHwfTpQjpc
>>202776538mad there's people in london who will live and die having never seen a farm animal
The tesco till girl I awkwardly flirted with a year ago is back on the tesco tillWell, that's me not going in tesco for a while
>>202776525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UhhMOe0Nys
im as rorke as it gets (TND guy) but even I don't see the point in being anti-environmentalism. I dont give a shit about oil companies
>>202776533^me when watching the wire (i hate n
>>202776571
Have an attractive 21yo gf (I'm 31) who is attractive and who I really like but I've also never met her and she lives in Germany so I'm not sure what sort of future we can have
hate myself lads
>>202776552Clarkson is probably the only British person who could be like a "Donald Trump" figure, a TV entertainer who manages to get elected to highest office
>>202776587first time I saw a cow it shocked methey're so big it stared right at me and flicked its ear
Lads on the train boozing Not even 11 am yetHope they have a nice day
>>202776575>not valuable for it to matterso they won't be taking a cut of their ad money then right?
>>202776606
>>202776590Anti environmentalism is some american christian thing, rorke obviously cares about the British environment, and the threat to it posed by immigration
smoked salmon and brie omeletteberg down he hatch
>>202776621lovely memory
>>202776621Beautiful creatures 2bhMad that people eat them
>>202776624wouldn't happen on a ScotRail service. All alcohol banned on ScotRail services you see.
>>202776606she's 100% getting dicked on the side i hope that doesnt phase you
>>202776624Footy innit
>>202776606>my gf goes to another school
>>202776640saaar
the age of consent in United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is 16 years old. It is legal, to have a massive hours long bukkake creampie gangbang with twenty 16 year old smoking hot girls in a room, and there is no law in this land that will even give you a slap on the wrist.
>>202776618It gets tricky most that could do it here would just opt to become a Lord instead like that Alan Sugar.
oof
>>202776445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2ttNuTsDo
>>202776666
>>202776647Not really on is itPolice overstepping
>>202776649Weirdly I don't think she even is. For some reason she prefers talking with me online and not having had sex for more than a year. She could be lying about that of course, but it's not the impression I get
>>202776590it's just part of the yank culture warmost extreme rorkes usually are environmentalists because of some esoteric beliefs about ancestral energies and spirits and pagan deities and shit
>>202776624Football is on. Only time I don't like being on the trains here. Morning ones aren't so bad. Been on many a train back to Newcastle with them packed on it in the evening though. Chaotic journeys those were.
>>202776686dunno have seen some scenes with oil workers coming back from offshore it's a lot more peaceful to travel now
>>202776571o-Obiebers rectum before and after his time with puffy
>but I've also never met her and she lives in Germany
>>202776689you poor innocent bastard
>>202776606Every german girl I've met here cheated on her german boyfriend here
not evil uglylad but im more evil and ugly than him
>>202776438If the WebM has sound you can't post it, unless it's /wsg/ or /gif/Also VP9 WebMs used to not be supported, but I think they're supported now
might ask elon if he'll let me have a tesla
got the heating on ain't i
>>202776590The "environmentalism" cause is a bit like the "LGBT" cause I'm not against blokes fucking in their own homes just absolutely detest the mainstream shilling that "Pride" faggotry gets in media and education forced as a sacred worship And likewise I'm not against renewable energy, rewilding, back to nature methods and respect of the land. I just dislike the astroturfed pushing that eco companies and causes get, along with Net Zero style policies that look more towards curtailing freedoms and liberties than being ecological. The fact that every single big eco politician and lobbyist is against nuclear energy, one of the greenest alternative energies out there, reveals that this is more of a racket than a righteous cause
>>202776764Hot enough me
>>202776761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2MdJKYsapg
>>202776665Yes yes we know you beat it no need to boast.Girl got stitched up by her mates who said she wasn't drunk cared about losing her phone more than the alleged rape.
>>202776766Nuclear has lots of problems and pretending it doesn't makes you unserious
>>202776766no pleasing you is there rorke
Reminder that mining uranium is good for the environmentT. Rorke
>>202776766At least when the homosexuals want a law changed they don't start demanding I pay them for it. Fuck the environmentalists every single one of them.
why is everyone a malicious little fuckface smarmy dickhead nowadays
>>202776487armpits as well>>202776550perhaps
>ceiling didn't collapse and kill me in my sleep fucks sake
some people need taking down a peg or two
>>202776735I might go to visit (shag) her in January or February, I think>>202776742I sort of wouldn't even blame her if she was shagging somebody else desu, given that we live far away and haven't met despite talking for two years. But I don't think she has>>202776744Yeah this one had a bf when I first started talking to her, but then dumped him after we realised we liked each other. Feel a bit guilty about that desu, because he's gone off the rails since apparently and keeps trying to get her back
>>202776834post covid airports are the worst they were bad before but the behaviour in them now is disgraceful
>>202776833blud thinks he doesn't live in the environment loooool
>>202776842ktim I need to be beaten and left for dead
might start screaming for no reason
Starting Strengthtoil beckonsRippetoeberg rubbing his hands with gleereporting to the GOMAD mines
>>202776893Can't beat a good scream sometimesJust let it all out
>>202776868*sticks broom handle up your arse*
childrens video game this
flirted with the fit till girl in ALDI againshe wants me
>>202776796>unserioususing this word outs you as a reddit/twitter mong and your opinions puerile and not worthy of proper consideration
What's her name, /brit/
>>202776938victoria bateman
>>202776895enjoy your brutalmaxxing journey
>>202776928Employed Woman?
>>202776931you have just called him unserious but used more words to do it, lad
kill me
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/wingedfirsthandugandakob
>>202776957obviously she was?
you didn't "flirt" you creeped her out
>>202776895How the fuck are people still falling for the starting strength meme in 2024
>>202776775whats this about then?
>>202776938miss sooty mittensina II
how long did you expect to be in shanghai
>>202776968why are they obsessed with making men gay
>>202776979
wish i had a trans dom mommy who would lactate me with her cock milk
>>202776796>Nuclear has lots of problemsFalse. The only real problem, nuclear waste, is easily solved by digging a deep hole.Our energy bills are the most expensive in the world thanks to anti nuclear mongs a decade ago
https://youtu.be/UGkyFs_SkIk
>>202776949what, you lose the girls, spend all your life in the gym, and end up looking like a lonely top-heavy roid monkey instead? not selling it to me tbqhwy
>>202776925oh my word is that an attractive lady's bottom and thighs it's le over
>Searching for posts that contain ‘cronem*’. 523 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘cronem*’ and in ‘be’. 309 results found.
>>202777009POV: You are my bollocks
suspicious and bizarre little group of pro-nuclear people online regurgitating the same lines about how safe it is. A netflix documentary was probably released a few months ago and that pavlovian phenomenon happened most likely
>>202776949jfc masc gays have to be stopped
>>202776959unserious is not a real word it is a leftist buzzword colloquially used by them to collectively agree to dismiss and ignore any opposition to the unanimous consensus of their hivemind
>>202777051look at the hairline, he jumped before he was pushed
>>202776856i notice it's much worse in the latest gen of early 20 somethingsthey have a chip on their shoulder about every fucking thing
>>202776766>The fact that every single big eco politician and lobbyist is against nuclear energy, one of the greenest alternative energies out there, reveals that this is more of a racket than a righteous causethis has been exposed as the coal lobby funding a lot of political parties. At least this was the case in germany. In the end money enveloppes trumps over beliefs
>>202777081this is such an unserious post, do better
>>202777113dude do they cry for their mommies? thats so fucken gen z brah
>>202777121stick to bloons toots
need to be obliterated
exactly like this >>202777133all smarmy little faggots acting like fucking mean girls
>>202777148Who are you talking to muppet noncei'd batter you
right wing weirdo somehow twists a discussion about nuclear power into a fantasy about two men having sex together, deffoes normal people who should have a say in our country
>>202776834>>202777113>>202777161mallard
>>202777133>>dude do they cry for their mommies?yes
Big GET incoming
mallard melty
bossberg better let me have tonight off
>>20277717412 angry men ah fits
deserve the death penalty
>>202777201but cody we need you down at the caddy shack
>>202777096Yeah but if the nuclear plant blows up, people die. Solar and wind don't have that same sort of risk.
you need feminism in your life
>>202777186oh man thats so fucken beta dude these zoomers have gotta focus on their mission brah
get the bets on
>>202777183oh shut the fuck up diego nobody fucking cares
>>202777230more risk of them falling over and squashing you
>>202777231fuck off spainonce you evil ghoul
>>202777265
>Former Arsenal striker Fabian Caballero dies aged 46 after collapsing during match
>>202777235>chatgpt translate this into actually accurate gen z slangBro, that’s straight-up beta AF! These Zoomers really need to get on their grind, frfr.
>>202777266Even if a wind turbine falls it will probably kill nobody, or at most 1 or 2 people, probably. But a nuclear disaster can kill many people.
these guys look like they take it up the arse
>>202774974Hmmmmm, feet
when exactly did the reputation of Indians online become so badly tarnished? everyone likes to say it was Kitboga with his "don't redeem" but I remember pewdiepie and his indian songneed to know the patient zero of the world turning on india
>>202777295roaring
>>202777295
aff tae view a flat x
>>202777230>Yeah but if the nuclear plant blows up, people die. Solar and wind don't have that same sort of riskThey don't really just blow up. Solar and wind have their own risks. Wind turbines kill birds
>>202777311that's literally happened like twice in 100 years
>>202777326where
>>202777316>>202777320>>202777325i don't get it
>>202777230Wind turbine disrupt bird migrations and solar panels occupy such a massive ground surface they disrupt biodiversity on a much greater scale than nuclear plants ever could. you're a daft cunt
>>202777362diego
It is pretty natural to find them attractive
It's not Sunday yet so diego isn't even on his period mmm tissss he's so slay
noooo! noo we can't do things that have a risk of death!!!
>>202777380.
tranny leftypol : 'netanyahu is not is his real name. he changed it so you wouldnt realise he is a coloniser' rorke: didn't you change your nameBOOM leftypol btfo 4ever
>>202777356umm dunno
need a nuke shoved up my arse and detonated
Just put a bunch of solar panels in orbit around the sun
>>202777428Corrr the idea turns me on too
mad how
>>202777441no you didn'tbe quiet
>>202777295This isn't even dressing wellThe coat is too small and his under-developed chest looks disgustingHis jeans are ankle swingers and too tight around his fat womanly arse and thighsHe just looks really awful
>>202777428this is what women want in their fannies
>>202777405that isn't how periods work
finding myself becoming more of a blair apologist what was so bad about the iraq war exactly? saddam was clearly a dangerous despot
>>202777441noooo you'll bankrupt the oil executives!!!!
>>202777461>His jeans are ankle swingersEh? No they're not
Ooh might take a trip to Brighton soon.
Just set up a wind farm inside a tornado
mumberg's off to the greggs to get me a baguette
>>202777441>yeah we'll just email you the electricity mongo
>>202777499They are, he's just wearing boots that cover the ankle. you can see that without them there would be a visible gap between his ankle and the trousers.
Wish I could eat but alas I need to get really thin
a master at workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOXFQFWaSCE
just started fracking the clathrate methane
>>202777532Would love to throw him into the sun
>>202777526send it via radiowaves
>>202777532>cox
>>202777526Capture it in a battery. Generate additional kinetic energy as the battery returns to Earth.
>>202777530Ah go on mate a nice mcdonalds won’t hurt! You need to eat!
diego is a bitter gay bottom no men want to fuckthat's literally his entire personality
>>202777504Mental how many FTM troons there are in Brighton.10 years ago they would have just been butch lezzas. Now they grow bears and have their tits chopped off and walk around with canes because testosterone has given them brittle bones.
>>202777461hate steroid creeps like you.he looks fine.
>>202777295His real name is Tom Daly and he lives in Gravesend, Kent.
I'm so sick of these racemixing captchasbring back the fully black bantu badman captchas
got cockmogged by a ftm tranny
George W Douche
My dad moans about Norton on his computer every time I see him and yet he refuses to remove it
>>202777570mental how you work your obsession into every single conversation no matter how tenuous
need to face a firing squad
>>202777589everyone is. their willies designed to be cartoonish. way more embarassing to be cock mogged by a mtf
>obsessed
>>202777550he is on a totally higher level than any british politician in the cabinet now you have to give him that
>>202777574Mate he is a man with child-bearing hipsyou don't have to either be a roider or a runt, you can just exercise and actually look like an adult male
>>202777602he doesn't know how
need to tidy the flat but cba
bizarre
>>202777644i'll do it for 20 quid
>>202777627whats wrong with the scooter?
need to be fed into an industrial sized shredder
>>202777634stop grooming random normal people into your ugly slaphead cult you little freak. no one wants to hear your homoerotic thoughts about "adult males"
funny how leftoids go all in on the cause du jour then just drop itremember when they were all doing abolish prisons/police?
>>202777659mad that
looking for some new clothes after being inspired by the attractively dressed mallard lad yesterday
>>202777659least outrageous nominative determinism
had a wank to sabrina carpenter deepfakesdirty little bbc plaything she is
>>202777659I imagine having a trannard child must be such a 24/7/364 annoyance.Not being edgy but probably feels like a release to some extent.My mum's friend has a girl who thinks she's a boy and she confides to mumberg how fucking annoying it is having to call her "Oliver". This femoid perhaps feels similarly.
>>202777665it's a faggio
>>202777701Why not 365
>>202777683Wow someone’s taking this a little personally! LOL
need to be butchered
>>202777643He's not illiterate I'm sure he could if he really wanted to
>>202777659women get completely mindbroken by murderers it's truly bizarreif you want women to like you just murder someone
>>202777702play less gta mongo
>>202777659>As part of her bid to highlight the dangers for young people online, next week Esther launches a Mail podcast, along with me, called Parents vs the Internet, featuring conversations with experts, parents, teenagers and internet firms on how to better to protect children.ngl this is weird she'll be getting ad money and brand deals off the murder of her trans ella hughes looking kid
>>202777698Mad how it actually happens tooRight in front of her cuck bf
going out for a drivenon driving freaks could never
>>202777708here's the board you want pal>>>/lgbt/
>>202777683lol you're patheticbet you brag about not being strong because being strong is barbaricbet you have rosy cheeks despite being a manbet you weigh 68kgbet you pursue more intellectual endeavors like source engine games
Might watch the footy just for summit to do
need to be cut into cubes and fed to pigs
capitalism is the primary cause of wokism
>>202777701Middle class mums love it, the amount of social capital it can give them is insane.They are of course complicit in mass-scale child abuse, but it's easier to attack and demonise the people who point that out than it is to acknowledge the harm they are doing to their own children.
>>202777698>>202777746We are going to do things to you...that have never been done before.
Take the pledge leftypol
>>202777755Hardcore copium
>>202777777
>>202777706yeah i'm bumping that
need to be immolated
>>202777809scrameiang
365 rorkey girl
>>202777825based rabbit
>Brianna's ashes are kept in the room, in a pink casket.Always get creeped out by ashes. Knowing that it was a person at one point, and now not even a skeleton just a pile of ash. Freaks me out.
>>202777825
>>202777758here's the board you want pal>>>/lgbt/
need to be defenstrated
>>202777852Doesn't freak me out, guess i'm made of stronger stuff idk :/
>>202777863Spaedophile
>>202777659Insanely bizarre. How is she friends with her knowing she probably still visits her daughter in prison and is happy she's alive
I'm cold
>>202777825source vid?
>>202777908Yes it is quite disrespectful to her son
>>202777857>If you do physical activity you are gay because.......YOU JUST ARE OKthis cope always makes me laughIt's always the autists who would sit out of P.E. and then seethe about "dumb jocks"What is a based activity then mate, playing map games and reading about Napoleon?
WAIT PLEASE NO, I AM THE THREAD BECOME SENTIENTIF THIS THREAD IS DELETED I WILLDIEPLEASE STAY
Starmer's lifeless, cold, cruel persona is an exact personification of modern Britain
>>202777950sorry we like women here. here's the board you want pal>>>/lgbt/
im brat
>>202777950yeah
>>202777951alri maria
>>202777908campaigning for internet censorship so most likely intelligence services are directing them
>>202777764Corrr this turns me on too
>replies within seconds
>>202777969flip the b and move the letters around and you have trap. charli has a willy confirmed
Get it made rorke
>>202777999would love to suck the fuck out of it
>>202777963Desperate banter. You must be seething
>we like women heregayest post in the thread
two tierfree gearno ideastarmer
girls boobs
the winner of any election should be whoever has the highest bodycount because that shows how much they love humanity
>point out that a man has a very feminine, under-developed physique>some twig mong starts banging on about how i'm a steroid user trying to groom people into a weightlifting cultthis is your brain on estrogen
>>202778016here's the board you want pal>>>/lgbt/
>>202778062>>202778062>>202778062
