María Alfonsina Edition
I miss Spaino lads :/
fake ass poseur
>>202781711
I get it’s a bit of banter, but acting like this is not good for you and makes you a hate filled person. The train lad looks fine even if the reflection was a bit funny. It’s nice when people share a bit of real life, there’s no point trying to shoo every effort poster away. You can’t really see his face clearly but he looks normal and he could be quite attractive, he dresses well and doesn’t look like a slob, and why does it matter that I wear glasses? Most people here probably do anyway. I think we need some more kindness in /brit/.
>>202781775wife out buying stuff for dinner or something spaino? thank you for blessing us with your presence
*enters /brit/ with gifts*
The idea of easy casual sex is nice, but if you don't have a connection with the person then it's a lot of unenjoyable conversation. If you have a connection with them then you probably don't want it to be just casual
>>202781813/brit/ is filled with bitter incels who wish to drag everyone else down to their level
>>202781852Ktim
>>202781807any day now lran will respond...
>>202781804is this some sort of piss or poo jug?
>>202781890is gravy boat
>>202781779joker was one of the worst films i've ever seen. shit cinematophary, shit plot, fucking godawful acting which retards seem to think was brilliant for some reason. utter dogshit.
>>202781919William Wallace vibes
>>202781928ok
>>202781928what about when he danced down the stairs to a gary glitter song wasnt it KINO
got a pint glass that I put nail clippings into but it's overflowing
>>202781928nah it was goodyou probably just cried because you’re a geeky incel LOL
Uncle's on his daily visit. He has no family or kids or anything so he likes to visit my mum (his sister) once a day. Dogs go absolutely fucking mental barking every single time. Love it.
>>202738292
>>202781838this is so sad
Took my anti-depressant pill this morning...The anti-depression pill being a nutritious breakfast, smoothie, some cardio+light weights, a little bit of reading, practicing my instrument and now tuning into the footy.How are you LADS feeling this fine morning?!?
>>202782006Does he post here
During the Middle Ages, alcohol (especially beer and ale) was consumed regularly, even by children, as a safer alternative to water, which was often contaminated. In monasteries, monks might drink up to 5 liters of weak beer per day, but this beer was low in alcohol (around 2–3% ABV).
>>202781979post a pic lad, sounds scrumptious x
It's cute when people talk about some big budget movie being the worst movie they've ever seen, very basic They clearly haven't watched actual 4/10 indie movies
youtube recs looking fire these days ong x
>>202738343gimmick of the year?
>>202782027
flatmate at uni last year used to use heinz tomato soup as pasta sauce
>>202782058Fuck off Toby. I mindraped you lol
>>202781991you're clearly a retard
>>202781890piss jug. how would you poo in that?
>>202782084what’s wrong with that
>>202782027feel like SHIT nothing to eat gonna have to go out and buy breakfast might pick some weed dogends off the ground
>>202782084Your mate is flat?
>>202782064SCREAMING
>>202782084good idea
>>202782116hello speccy virg boy
>>202782130mf is friends with flat stanley
thinking about that time me and the lads tried to fill a watermelon up with vodka
>>202782160project on
>>202781825The disability carer is aha :/
>>202782084did that once, was out of pesto (Sacla brand, not the store runt version), had to improvise as the pasta was already boiling, turned out alright, wouldn't do it again though unless called out on desperate measures.
>>202782181african halloween pumpkin
>>202782191ooooh she's going to be very mad if she finds out you were posting here
>>202782049drunk people will believe anything, even in God LOL *tips fedora and moonwalks away*
spaino mindbroke this place like no other, don't even know why most people here were so obsessed with him in the first place
>>202782084i've tried that, it doesn't boil very well
>>202782223Spainnonce this is really not a good look mate.
black dickkkkk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLpvHeroZDgchina is historically so morally and aesthetically superior to the west it's unbelievableanticipated whiteheadian process philosophy and bergsonian duration too
>>202782160Women love men who wear glassses
>>202782223thishe has immortalised himself as the new 190a masterclass in creating an atmosphere of paranoia
>>202782194Sacla is a store runt version. Learn how to make your own you fat incel cunt.
nth for the gyaldem
barbour bought. the new wardrobe for the late 20s male begins.
Can’t tell a spaino post from any other desu
>>202782271funniest thing ive ever read
>>202782298so glad i fell for the /tip/ meme and stopped just wearing shit jeans and hoodies everywhere
>>202781779No need to post that, was there. I will say minor accomplishments feel way better when you're a complete failure though.
>>202782322he hasn't posted in months, all these cunts are just mindbroken
fucking love red pesto but always like to add some cheeky extra chilli to it
>>202782330tantrum
>>202782342is that pilkington
>>202782356Spaino!!
>>202782283bit defensive mate
>>202782334/tip/ makes you look like a sexless twat though, that's the only issue
>>202782298what's wrong with jeans
>>202782374yep are pilky that is. a funny image to combat his negative one. subtitles done 'im
>>202782392not if you go all in like an autistit's more a matter of just wearing nice trousers and nice shirts, and sometimes nice cardigens and sweaters. i'm not going round wearing a blazer and waistcoat on a daily basis
>>202782298what's wrong with t-shirtsyou look like a mong if you're under 35 and wearing button-down shirts all the time
i'll say it: mallard looks fine. decent features, perfectly alright dress sense, just a regular bloke. if i saw him irl i wouldn't think he was a creep or incel. probably would get on fine with him over a couple of pints tbqh, laughing about /brit/ jokes and so on. imagine we'd have a lot in common. he'd punch me playfully on the shoulder after calling me rorke. somehow i feel like his touch lingered. i look at him again and our eyes meet. we both look away with an embarrassed chuckle. suddenly i feel like my cheeks are flushed. what's happening to me? his thigh is pressed up against mine on the pub bench and he feels so close, so warm. i can feel my heart beating in my chest. we lock eyes again but this time we don't avert our gaze. i lean in. this is real. i feel his warm breath on my lips. somehow i know deep within that this is all i've ever wanted
>>202782431good job m8!
the 'ooks
incel rage is never ending, a single constant on 4chan, imagine being a man who knows that every single one of his friends from middle school, high school, college, work, etc. all his male family members are getting gfs or getting married, while you are a incel freak on 4chan shitposting about shit nobody cares about and pretending to be intelligent and above normalfags.
Bye Bye Toby!
>>202782505babbys first /lit/ venture
>>202782494>no Scottish booksSad
>>202782494kinda basic but tbf all must-readsnot sure any of them will help you get laid tho
Somewhere in Hamilton, a grotesque mouldy finger just flicked airplane mode on and off on a grimy cracked Galaxy A10
not sure what he's done to be banned therespaincunt using his janny powers on the mousegod
>>202782540dont care about 'getting laid'
>>202782552he said the n word
>>202782494kind of strange that the bible got a penguin classics edition
>>202782561what do you care about thennot really any point in doing anything unless it might lead to getting laid...
>>202782540Nietzsche says that we must strive towards a higher ideal.
>>202782576ah yes. so he did.well, rules are rules.
>>202782472bit mean this
>>20278258780iq mentality this
>>202782614how so?
28 September 1928 — Ayrshire born scientist Alexander Fleming discovers Penicillin. The world is in debt to Scottish ingenuity
>>202782608i said "all the time", it's fine to wear them to events and toil and so forth, but if you unironically wear them casually then i don't know what to tell you
>>202782494reading blood meridian for the first time now. not as good as the hype desu, and bit worse than the rest of mccarthy's oéûvrè. at least i don't need to dip into google translate as often for those self-indulgent spanish sections compared to the crossing
>>202782633putting sex above everything
>>202782553
noticed some uneven stitching on one of my winter jackets and now I can't ignore it it's driving me mad, completely gone from loving it to thinking its complete shit now
>>202782580appetizer
>>202782655I have an Asian gf and this perfectly describes me lol
what trousers should I wear then
>>202782684grim
27 and cannot drive, been looking into it the last few weeks though. Get motion sickness easy as fuck and generally am a bit nervous of em. they make me feel horrible but I'm sick of never going anywhere.
>>202782696seething incel detected
>>202782717hs?
>>202782298I unironically own and wear that tshirt
>>202782494the pseudpile, as it were
The virgin checklist:>Android phone>Hates tattoos>Doesn’t do sport or go to the gym>Plays videogames>Wears clothes his mum bought him>Has “social anxiety” and barely talks to anyoneAnything else?
Need to empty my poo jugs
>>202781711i look like her but i shave my armpits
>>202782773posts on /brit/
fully asperger's cousin just moved to japan to teach english. total weeb his whole life and now living the dream. he's got the kind of autism where his whole face structure looks off. hoping for his sake that the japanese don't pick up on his deformity and just read him as "caucasian"
>>202782710It'll change your life mate, you'll probably get used to it over time and also being a driver is better than a passenger for sickness.
>>202782814who asked
>>202782814blog the fuck on
>>202782814>he's got the kind of autism where his whole face structure looks off
>>202782773found the estrogen-filled leftynonce with a queen of spades tattoo
>>202782710I'm 27 now, got my license after parents encouraged me to at 17/18. It didn't change my life at all. It was nice to get it done but the way some retards in here talk about it and boomers irl do, you'd think it would be a more significant life improvement.
>>202782814wow an Icelandic person who looks like a deformed inbred freak, what a shocker
love the tried and true call him a midwit or pseud tacticnever gets old
>>202782647i only wear them to bed
just seen a one armed man walk past
>>202782684Are you that weird ginger bloke in the webms
>>202782839just jumping off the asian gf/weeb topic. it's called conversation you nerd, look it up sometime...
>>202782869>replying to yourself
>be multimillionaire superstar >marry some working class chud who could pass for your dadwe're all gonna make it and it's because women are retarded
What is your favourite train, lads?For me it's the Mallard
>>202782899But then I saw the face of God and was purified.
Cope all you want, it's a great fit
>>202782773>Works in IT/software, a call centre or a warehouse>Doesn't drink alcohol>Drinks energy drinks>Looks at the ground when walking>Only wears neutral colours>Perceives normal things as "injustices"Trying to think what else I do
Cracking open another tin of IllyCoffee of the gods x
any of you lads boycotting any businesses then?
>>202782886yeah found him in your smelly bedroom LOL
>>202782684good for you, la
>>202783039Seen one of their flatbed lorries crush a lass on her bike a few years ago. VERY grim.
mental how effortlessly muscular black men are
I see mallard is in damage control mode
>>202782814>his whole face structure looks offcan you explain what you mean specifically?
wont be continuing to watch Ludwig. Dont think Karl is gonna turn up til the last ep
>>202783035Nescafé Azera for me
this is my life today
drank so much water now I can't stop weeing
>>202783039not by choice but I am banned from my local Asda's toilet.
>>202782894not icelandic myself but the stereotype is that they're all aryan gods innit. wouldn't go that far myself but they're pretty good looking for the most part >>202782887depends on where you're living. if you're a ruraloid or small town dwellor driving is a game changer. big cities you can rely on buses and trains
>>202783045you don't fit in here sacked tranny, britfeel beckons
Nothing better than a nice strong Americano x
>>202782580thought that was a nug of weed
mental
>>202783161screaming at your reflection
>>202783127what does it mean?
>>202783168li'l amphib's
>>202783181pumpkin
>>202783116like with down's syndrome, turner syndrome, cri du chat etc their faces just look weird. cousin has a weird heavy unibrow and weirdly large jutting mouth, bit like a chimp's. he probably has some genetic disorder going on
>>202782814What's wrong with his face?
might text the gf but scared she is angry at me
>>202783237oh good i'm an autist and have none of what you described
mad how corrupt the mods arefor shamea
Just sharted while on a walk
why are frogs so easy to catch? all three times I have attempted this I have succeeded
>>202783267behave toby
>>202783284avatar/signature
rest in pigshit
the scrandemic
>>202783282And what does a frog have to fear from you?
>>202783326commiemong seething today
>>202783326piss be upon him
Not gay or anything but I'd suck F1NN5TER's willard clean off and drain those feminine balls.If you catch my drift.
>>202783333a kiss? which turns him into a prince thus removing him from his lovely froggy life?
would love to be a farmer but don't know where to begin
What's the difference between incel shoes and autism shoes?
>>202783391need some farmland
it cold
>>202783391Step 1: inherit a farm worth several million quid from your dad
>>202783359I'm gay and I would not
>>202781711Seen her chebs
fs ANOTHER yellow warning for rain tomorrow and monday
>>202783410do you not like any trapsthat other gay lad says he loves them so long as they dont get surgery
>>202782079seen his cock
>>202783385Yeah that’s true
Wank has been initiated
Whats the israeli shill money like? Seems quite lucrative but i get the feeling like jannys they do it for free
would love to wake up at 4am every day and never be able to take holidays and have no weekends and get slowly driven into bankruptcy by the supermarkets and agribusiness but don't know where to begin
best mike leigh film?
>>202783453Nah I don't, always been into masc guys more than fem or twinksPreferences and that
>>202783511call it slope faced gook monkey slop in my house
>>202783527Big fan of Secrets and Lies
>>202783521would this be classified as a gyaldem or a baddiedem?
>>202783496haha, remove US support and watch it die in 2 months
>>202783409My dad is a Sky customer service agent in a call centre in Fife
>>202783527life is sweet
>>202783527Topsy-Turvy
lran is flying the dark red flag of ultra revenge
>>202783527Topsy turvy is genuinely fantastic and no one talks about it
/brit/- rubber faced speccy perma virgin general
>>202783493Wank complete
>>202783630
anyone want to kill me?
>>202783355Shalom
>>202783629my dad doesbloody loves that film
>>202783511Noone cares about racism anymore
reckon i have the widest knob in /brit/. not longest by any means, but my girth would blow you scrawny virgins away, make no mistake
>>202783597>>202783629had it on dvd yonks but never watched it
>>202783559>>202783584>>202783597I will look into these thanksand I will recommend the film 'naked' which is very good but also a bit depressing and the only one of his that I've seen
wish I was one of those people that didn't have a craving for booze
funny when you see an incel irl
Actually what the fuck.Felt a fart coming on while out so went for it and sharted a bit.Then stormed home in intense distress and now shitting out my guts on the bog.
Bugs are one of those things that do feel "spawned into the map" when it's summer but do not respawn when it's winter
>>202783647Wank initiated
ran out of zinc and magnesium no more big cums
>>202783349>>202783326very subpar performance by hezbollah in the first round, can they turn it around? we'll see after the break
>>202783708Nah, they call me 440ml can of carling knob around these parts.
>>202783739Incel using gamer references
>>202783559Me too but what has that got to do with his question?
>>202783209froges
lidl bakery doing a number on my waistline
>>202783725You could have at least said hello to me
favourite fake taxi episode?
>>202783776you got them for some reason though, tilde. funny that
>>202783764considering they killed everyone with any responsibility from the top down to the lad who makes the tea l'm gonna say no
>>202783825The one where the girl forgot her purse
>>202783769*docks your entire willard easily*
afraid to cook bacon in my air fryer incase mossad has lined it with explosives
Failed the captcha 4 times in a row
xans got me seeing dead people
eating some tuner and some lentles
just scranned some doritos and a tesco white chocolate cookie
>>202783781Oh you little scamp x
>>202783888A feast fit for a king
#QueerStarmer
>>202783829Not fair really is it
sucking down some lovely newcastle brown ale at the moment
>>202783888what flavour 'ritos? any dippage?
aphf uaaa diii inrt osyh
FAGGOT FAGGOTFAGGOT
how will the browns in the uk respond to hezbollah getting BTFO
drinking lemon water
got no food in and will be too drunk to cook by 6 i reckonmind need a little lad on an electric bike to deliver me a succulent chinese meal
Black virility exposes white fragility
>>202783972terrorist candlelit vigil
>>202783940for the lads who were asking my autistic cousin looks a bit like this lol.
>>202783946Tangy cheese flavour, nacho cheese + sour cream and chive for the dip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfL6Avezxfogot the choons on
>>202783992sacked tranny meltdown
wish I was one of those people that didn't have a craving for flat chests and no pubes
rorke's da' going into crippling debt for a 100k Trump watch
>>202783972Uh Jewish supremacy isn't welcome here ranjeet
>>202783999This him?
I own a maga hat
what did Hezbollah expect to happen lol
>>202784023first gf was clean shaven and wasn't expecting it when i fingered her the first timegave me a wild fetish for it ever since that moment ngl
Insane how good Wayne Rooney was in his prime
>>202784050...yh
>>202783983with ice I hope
might get turkey teeth
>>202784065someone jay this fool
>>202784097Turkeys have teeth? Thought they just had wee beaks or something.
>>202784050saw this guy irl oncehe was riding space mountain
>>202784065
how many regulars do you reckon post here in total?
>>202784023erm
The country has been the most united it's been in decades in hating Keir Starmer. Part of this unity has been due to there being no Tory leader of the opposition. All the usual stupid division of whether blue or red is worse becomes irrelevant when there's no figurehead for the opposition. It becomes pure "The People" against "The Government"
>>202783521damn
>>202784065mad how much sexual priming you do on your first gf
>>202784121Hope you screamed TIGER NONCE at the top of your lungs at him.
you lads ever wonder what it's like to drive a tractor?
>>202784065>first gf was clean shaven and wasn't expecting it when i fingered her the first time>>gave me a wild fetish for it ever since that moment ngl
oh yeahclean shaven was she lad
>>202784002on my momma soul this shit is fire
>>202784130it's just you and my "vpn dollhouse" mate
>>202784171the line at 1:30 goes hard fr
>>202784165when I was a kid my mum took me to a farm and they let me drive tractor
>>202783972shouting at a starbucks
>>202784165don't have to wonder
sexhaver normies love their little made up fetishes
>she was clean shavenhahhhhhha
>>202784166If the basic experience of fingering a woman becomes a "Jaypost" you are literally never going to make it lmao
>>202784161I would never do such a thing
>If the basic experience of fingering a woman becomes a "Jaypost" you are literally never going to make it lmao
>>202784252tremendous failure
referring to all forms of movement i do as incelwalking
>>202784278supposed to leave a message before your forum signature mate x
let's be honest lads he's never fingered anyone in his life has he?
Going commando in the house
>>202784300haahahahahahah u done me you friggin done me!!!!!!!!!!
>>202784220>If the basic experience of fingering a woman becomes a "Jaypost" you are literally never going to make it lmao
>>202784300
he still doesn't get why i find saying his gf was clean shaven is so funny
will purchase a bow next month i think
>>202784334>>202784334>>202784334
blasting up the high street with the windows down bumping this https://youtu.be/X1ivFh8qFtE
>>202782773ktim but i'm not a virgin
>>202783511it should be legal to hunt people who tweet in a scottish accent for sport imo
