smartschoolboy9 edition
>>202802752Little Britain was not funny
>>202802752reminder that the police are letting him do this
>Morell, who was a member of the Nazi Party, became Hitler's personal physician and treated him for numerous complaints with a panoply of drugs, including amphetamines, cocaine, oxycodone, barbiturates, morphine, strychnine and testosterone
i'm belgian and i'm the biggest poof you've ever seen
>>202802752QRD? I don't know this guy other than like 3 images of him i've seen
>>202802777they literally confiscated somerset gimp's suits and banned him from wearing any more
>>202802786
what is this? what is it?
>>202802777He's not doing anything illegal.
can't stop thinking about it since i saw my mum take it... /brit/ is my therapy
>>202802752whenever I see that guy in thumbnails or wherever I can't help but do that sound he makes with his tongue for some solid 5 secondsit's entertaining to do
mental how most men would shag 16 year old girls but don’t want to admit it
>>202802752obvious psyop
>>202802777>>>/gif/27935078
can't find a single good thread on this godforsaken websiteeverything really has gone to shit
>>202802872i wish i was 16 again
>>202802872Not illegal is it
timmy got himself a belgian vpn to impersonate me LOL
>>202802827don't become a defence lawyer because you're really shit at it
>>202802880be the change in the world you wanna see
it used to be the girl dancing in the lightbulbnow it is this
>>202802872Perfectly legal.
his face makes me so ill
timmy? me all along
>>202802882>>202802788Based lad, glad you've come out finally
>>202802877yeah we've already seen it heathermong
>>202802844honestly good on you for admitting it, cloggythats the first step to recovery after all xshame someone is using a VPN to make it sound like your brave admittance is fake :/
>>202802901aha I remember that webmabsolute class so it wascan still hear her little chinky song in my head now
>>202802872the 17yo gf is annoying but fun and sexual
>>202802794>>>xSmartschoolboy9
Woman who slept with 30 men in one night to 'educate virgin students' says parents should be 'thanking her>An adult star who slept with more than 100 university students and three grandads during two weekend sex marathons says parents should be 'thanking' her.>Bonnie Blue, 25, bedded hordes of young men after travelling toNottinghamTrent University Freshers week
>>202802872how's that mental and why don't they admit it, it's legal in most normal countries
>>202802957piss off 190
>>202802922>>202802933i'm sorry lads, for all the spammingit was all a cry for help but i wasn't ready, i didn't know yet how to askthat's why i was all timmy this and timmy that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMAVR4AId1ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEIRNj0EmH0I miss this world it doesn't exist any more
>>202802953>25
thinking about spunk
The fact is lads, all members of the bourgeoisie must be ruthlessly Ziggerised by communists
>>202802953>Bonnie Blue, 25, bedded hordesread that very differently
>>202802982LOL spending money on a vpn to try to impersonate me silly whiteboy moment
>>202802953shit like this makes me depressed that I never went to freshers
>>202802953average 25 y/o woman
>>202802752Imagine if he gets engaged to Chris chan
>>202802953Seen her shag a BBC, wouldn't touch her with a bargepole
>>202802953timmy will marry her xx
drinking dadbergs beer
>>202803006Zased. So fucking zased.
silly whiteboy moment... story of my lifebut now i'm a free gay man
How can I be homophobic?My boyfriend's gayHit man in the bumTry see a man cumCah even my dick is gay (*moan*)Fuckin' my brudda and suckin' him offIn a no homo way (No homo)The mandem celebrate prideI'll dick man down whatever the day (Alright!)
every slag is an entrepreneur now death of true slag culture replaced with love island culture is the death of this country's nightlife
wafflenonce having a speed induced identity crisis
>>202802872how 16 any different to 26 or 36
>>202803083old habits die hard
>>202802806>they literally confiscated somerset gimp's suits and banned him from wearing any moremen wearing latex is creepy and weirdthe only people allowed to wear latex should be women
>>20280308416 is a child
oiled up batons are slamming furiously into the tight bodies of the leng pale tings
>>202802953used to go to school with hermad to think about really
>>202803112Was she a saucy little minx at school?
>>202803112not really
>>202802794some nonce doing weird videos of himself playing dress up as a little boy on tiktok and walking around in public in his fetish gear
>>202803106no it's not
i mean, how can i face my father and tell him that i post my gay interracial fantasies online hours upon hours everyday?
Remember last year I told people I had no issue with cold and they kept pestering me. I took off my t-shirt and shoveled snow in minus degrees weather half-naked.
>>202803099it's okay when the somerset gimp does it
>>202802752redpill me on this freak please, i want to beat him to a bloody pulp i hate him
i'm lost and full of lust for black mambas
oh, and i'm clogwog btwthe spanish idiot has nothing to do with this
>>202803156David Walter Alter is a 50-something year old man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.Allegedly locals in Doncaster have known about David since the 90s and have seen him out and about in the school uniform. He is known to hang around playgrounds. Strangely, there are no pictures of this as of yet that have not been posted by David himself. There are also unconfirmed rumors that he has faced legal consequences for stalking a child.
>>202803186clogwog is dutch
>>202803161alrigh clogwog
>>202802794>>202803126also recording himself wanking to pics like this
>>202803124...yh>>202803125is a bityou don't really expect anyone to grow up and do some of the absolute filth that goes on when you meet them at 11
>>202803214fuck off the belgian vpn, spanish retard
>>202803224
>>202803224There seems to be a lot of speculation that he edits the photos and dresses himself to look like drowned corpses, but I think they're supposed to look like those old plastic blow-up dolls with the bright red O mouth and blue eyes. Not sure if that nasty thing he does with his tongue is supposed to look like the doll's mouth or is some other hyper fixation but it's easily one of his less admirable qualities.
>>202803201but what's with his fucking mouth and tongue?
>>202802806Think they let 'the nornal gimp fom essex' continue though. He just had it as a hobby.>The Essex Gimp: ‘The Somerset Gimp is giving gimps a bad name’https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/gimp-man-essex-somerset-community-1975853?srsltid=AfmBOopkhrD-XJbHDRHeY7gFsljgQJJCa3Y0j_DlChSvO2Q1xghzOJ4y
SCREAMING
>>202803274moldovans have the village rapistwe have the village gimp
Her name should be charli CXC
>>202803290dont get it
I am the Grand Wizard ManBorn leader of the Ku Klux KlanBeer and cognacBeatin’ niggers down with a baseball bat
>>202803290don't know which i want to be more
>>202803264he's posted about how he fantasises about murdering them too so there could be some truth to it, not entirely sure though, you could be right
>>202803274how did I not hear about him
Halloween costume idea
>>202803350
dated a girl from moldova. she was absolutely filthy in bed but never mentioned a village rapist
>>202803355for some reason there's a shortage
>>202803337meat balls + sausage = dick and ballstom gets sodomised
>>202803355don't think spirit halloween would sell this
>>202803355omdz
reading webcomics
sorting out my medicine cabineta lot of expired shit in here
trans porn remains the best porn
labour is flushing the future of britain down the drain
i'm better
>>202803416Can I have laudanum please
Doin a viewinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQaGDrGQMSE
>>202803415this guy just word raped me
>>202803415rape
New: Labour MPs want strategists to borrow the Democrat playbook on JD Vance by painting Robert Jenrick - frontrunner for the Tory leadership - as “weird”. All the Americans are doing it
>>202803415really made me think...
The duality of mammalian life
>>202803452ktimn
>>202803468hate how americanised this pozzloaded country is
>>202803415>>202803460reminds me of CAD
>>202803500two aboriginals
>>202803201He also makes his own musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVX0fFiyCxE
>>202803500katy (me post-op) with her mother in law
>>202803415redditcomics are always horrendoushttps://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1frdh8m/flashback/theres nothing comic about them at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj5a6tzASHEBUJUBOOM BYE BYE BATTYMAN FI DEAD
>>202803429you're now entering late stage porn addiction turn back now before it's too late
>>202803519
>>202803500what timmy wants but cant get, lefttimmy’s fate, right
>>202803519just realised mallard lad is frankenstein(s monster)
>>202803521some are good
got the morbius on
>>202803543get off the vpn, freak
>>202803553must be mental being jared leto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSZegfDr7O8Billie Eilish's comments on porn are very sad. It destroyed her brain completely. There's a lot of women addicted to porn out there.
>>202803455>fat bird with small chebsno tah
>>202803468Robert Jenrick is an Islamophobic piece of shit
>>202803535i've been there for a very long time.
>>202803588Saw a load of her fragrances in the bargain bin at Boots today.
>>202803519>bigbradmallard.jpg
>>202803588Porn is fascist and based
>>202803588BBC porn was it?
>>202803415>>202803521
>>202803650BDSM
>>202803590gay if you wouldn't
>>202803535trooning out is funultimate horny degeneracy
>>202803591Reminds the arabic math professor. He was reported to security by the white american sitting beside for writing weird on a piece of paper. It was calculus.
>>202803650god i hope soi'm dutchlad btw
chopped off my cock and realized i wasn't a tranny, i was just a depressed incel freak
>>202803682Good lad, get the grindr downloaded NOW
>>202803657lovely
>>202803654>missed out on being a whorelol
>>202803690can i eat ir
>>202803654this is the same for zoomers except for the "missed out on being a whore" part
>>202803640what a quackhead
>>202803696timmy's scared
You lads like trains?
>>202803588howard stern is such a fucking bore now
wont be buying the new fifa. First time since Fifa 09 that i've given it a miss x
>>202803452Looks like seaside
>>202803725ran a train on yer mum last night
>Hadrian>Hamas>Hezbollah>Hitler>Haman Hmm
>>202803265probably a fetish thing
The Weasleys were so poor an entire pureblood magic family of povvos how is that even possible every other pureblood family was clearly extremely rich
>>202802827The states are ready for libertarian nitwits like you, love.
>>202803654lel
>>202803678>arabic math professorbased
>>202803763>poor>owned their own home>owned a vast estate>had all the food and amenities to leave a charmed lifeit's all relative innit
>>202803690
>>202803749>>>Hamanyou've done the research
>>202803728congratulationsyou've finally grown up
>>202803763Are they poor?
>>202803763BARTY CROUCH
>>202803749>harold & kumar
>>202803749
A shame cash isn't used much the polymer notes here are very beautiful and long lasting
>>202803797cringe
>>202803785poopy smells lmao
>>202802953would love to do freshers week again, my godcheated on my gf every night haha
How can Judaism be defeated?
>if you think people should not be criminalised for doing things that aren't against the law you are a libertarian nitwitvery bizarre argument
>>202803834alri jacob
i'm really sorry
ibuprofen expired 2020jeez what's that doing in here
>>202803749https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Harris
>>202803839jesus christ returning
>would love to do freshers week again, my god>cheated on my gf every night haha
>>202803854>aren't against the lawwhy are you still lying about this
went to the cock sucking factory and saw you were Employee of the Yearhaha just a little joke there lads LOL! Something to brighten your weekend
You might disagree. You might even have evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over?
>>202803690many such cases!
>>202803909Quote the laws he has broken.
Oh, you're a Woke.
>>202803918but I don't work at the cock sucking factory
if you wanna be with rorkebaby there's a price to payhe's a genie in a bottleyou gotta rub him the right way
>>202803918that not funnyI WORKED HARD FOR THAT TITLE
>>202803950you volunteer for free
What if we kissed by the Mallard at the national railway museum in York?
i foresee a poo in my not too distant future
>>202803935producing and distributing images of children for sexual gratification attempting to groom children online
Do most guys really come with their eyes closed
>>202803992you can see mallards mum taking the photonot many people know that
My favourite porno scenes are the ones where the fella spunks it multiple times and keeps shagging. George Uhl is the king of this.
>>202804010why don't you ask your mum, she's seen her share
>>202803929A black woman invented the telescope?
>>202804001didn't ask what your hobbies were lad
>>202804010I usually cum looking at pics of my ex gf
>>202804017no you can't
>>202804059i accept your concession
>>202803985No I intern for freeI volunteer to have sex with povvo women
>>202804001There's no evidence he's done any of this for real.
I thought about Skara Brae today.
>>202804046don't think you would get fired for disagreeing with that
>>202804046A black woman invented the telescope.
Josie's on a vacation far awayCome around and talk it overSo many things that I wanna sayYou know I like my girls a little bit olderI just wanna use your love tonightI don't wanna lose your love tonightI ain't got many friends left to talk toNowhere to run when I'm in troubleYou know I'd do anything for youStay the night but keep it undercoverI just wanna use your love tonight (whoa)I don't wanna lose your love tonight
>>202804102>>202802886
>>202803515is this captain beefheart
bossmanjack is out of prison lads
>>202804104literally who
>>202804137Feel free to post evidence any time.
>>202803929https://www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2023/jul/black-metal-workers-jamaica-pioneered-key-industrial-revolution-innovation
>>202804157his instagram account
>>202804018Yeah that is nice but how is it even possible honestly? Every time I've ever spunked I go soft immediately after They on the Viagra or something?
had to throw out 14 moth cocoons in the past 2 days. sick of the bastard things.
caught your dad putting in voluntary overtime at the cum eating factory. Said he had "loads" to deal withlol haha
your mum is a black metal worker
just watched a video where a woman squats over a guys face and poos in his mouth and he chews it up and swallows it and everything
>>202804214lovely that
The Mallard
>>202804017There’s also a gloryhole!
>>202804190Did it a few times when younger. I wouldn’t be able to do it now
>>202804183Can't be doing anything illegal if it's on his instagram surely.
>>202804245hilarious
Hezbollah launching a missile directly at my hezbollocks
my hezwilly launching a hezload
>>202804290so this is rorke
just counting the days until prime day got a lot on the wishlist it better be all on sale
>>202804214nothing wrong with it
>>202803588only thing shes addicted to is attention from (somehow) even sadder freaks
just had an alarming dose of caffeine, heart attack coming in steady
>>202802752has there ben anything actually tangible on this guy or isit all rumours?
focusing hard on the gym for the rest of the year. Im so very weak relative to the years i've been lifting because I just never eat properly and don't try very hard. All changing now
>>202804368Been asking this lad to provide evidence of any wrongdoing but so far nothing
>>202804372Making our New Year’s resolutions early now are we?
hmmm.... feel a cold coming on....
>>202804372what are your lifts
>>202804372>focusing hard on the gym for the rest of the year.in winter? fuck that
>>202804407The gym is indoors fortunately
>>202804407tis the season to bulk
>>202804392Bench: 80kgSquat: 100kg (tbf I never really squatted until a few months ago)Deadlift:140kgOHP:55kglifting for 5 years would you believe. What a waste of time, I could have got these lifts in 2 years easy
making an announcement that i'm gay
>>202804433Oh dear
At a party on the toilet. Drank and smoked too much
>>202804433yeah that is pretty shit for 5 years I hit those numbers in like 8 months (im a fat cunt though)
>>202804460have some water and a food
he is a proper evil looking cunt ent he?
>>202804368>>202804381NONCEYER A NONCE
A file has been submitted to the /brit/ Prosecution Service who will now decide whether to prosecute the individual.
got the morbius off
>>202804446sad i know. I did use to have a major skeleton build (140lbs at 6'4 lol) and I don't now so that's cool at least. I do feel like I could have a second wind of beginner gains since I have done such little progress in such a long time. We'll see in the coming months
>>202804460I spit on the ground too because I am so ill
said i was gonna go to sleep a couple hours ago
>>202804460LIGHTS ARE BLINDING MY EYES
>>202804407Going to the gym in the summer is much worse, my gym doesn’t have AC, idk how it is for otherlad. In the winter it’s nice, I can go to the gym and come home to a hot chocolate and a Christmas film and be all comfy it’s great
>>202804475Tpp ill to stand upp. Letting some watter dribble down my hand rn. It's calming
>>202802777He's not even real it's some analog horror shit based on a few reports from the 90s
>>202804460https://youtu.be/B97PZOxeHp8?si=QJLzlnBY8FZooNSy
Don't really get the appeal of anal sex. Reckon it's something only mentally unwell people do.
>>202804516put your face against the cold tile floor, it feel lovely
>>202804489>>202804489>a major skeleton build (140lbs at 6'4 lolThat's literal anorexia surely, no wonder your lifts are shite if you started from the most lanklet position possible
>>202804522meds
Ted Bumdy
>>202804505That's the light reflecting of my spit hehehehe
>>202804543yeah true. i'm 190lbs now and wanting to get to about 210lbs and then cut to a lean 200lbs.
>>202804534That and opening the qindow feels soooo gooood
>>202804594would shag up to 33 (female)/25 (male)
Rupert Poodoch
>>202804460fucking HATE that feeling - get yourself home, throw up, and go to bedyou've had all the fun you're going to have tonight
wankle poowitz
>>202804594I look like 19 but my BMI is like 26
>>202804489>I do feel like I could have a second wind of beginner gainscould happen. Same way people who lift get sick and lose a bunch of weight. They have the form and motivation still so they make their gais back rather quickly.If you are pushing yourself more than normal and eating better than normal, your knowledge of lifting (assuming you have some) will carry you to quick gains. Not beginner gains territory probably though
>>202804594looking at 40 man wondering if he is naked or not
>>202804634thought this was a bird shagging an anime girl from the thumbnail
would absolutely shag rosie duffield rotten (consensually)
>>202804690Unlikely
>>202804706nah just a bird
any Deist man in
cunting debit card spontaneously decided to stop working despite the expiration date not being until 09/25apparently they sent a new card to me a month ago, fuck knows where it is thoughif it's not one thing it's another
Isn't this kind of crazy? Usually this is happening 3 years down the line not 3 months into it.
>>202804799not reallyloads of tory MPs resigned when boris became leader
>>202804635That's the shit my dad should have taught me. Too ill to stand up right now. But the cold wind in my neck is helping. Gonna leave this bitch in maybe 15 mins
>>202804725I want to shag her while sniffing her tights that shes worn all day long
how would i find a ket dealer on instagram lads
>>202804816I thought they were booted out first, Starmer's already done that to some of his.
>>202804829dunno
>>202804725>>202804818She's a coal burner.
>how would i find a ket dealer on instagram lads
Unconsensually
>>202804870Hot
>>202804870I know but I’m not including that in my fantasy
>>202804829wagwan bro, i'm tryin to blim a zoot and maybe get some of that neigh neigh powder, you feel me mah drilla? I wanna buy the grub for you tho bro nobody else. hit my line if you sellin' tonight G
>>202804799she's been edging towards the door for a long time over the tranny question
>>202804870She has two children by him and has said that he domestically abused her
>>202804936mad how women's safety is now being framed as a far right issue by leftymongs
I need a bunch of clothes for winter coatshoodiessocks jumpers expensive time
>>202804945What a stupid whorePeople this retarded shouldn't be allowed to vote let alone be MPs
>>202804967>>202804967>>202804967
>>202802872typical fedpost to archive IPs
>>202803429Futa has everything you want and more.
>>202802873>psyopits literally just young zoomers making shit up like kids usually do, not everything has to be a psyop lol
