Grand Theft Auto IV edition
poo smells LOL
somehow plapatine has returned
>gta 4the driving was awful
making feral monkey love to what i can only describe as a man's arse.
>find that funny do you
hiya /brint/
>>202807132we call that a goth girl now
cleaning out my 190 sex arse
wonder if GTA VI will have a hurricane mission because it's in florida>>202807128good lad
Literally nothing wrong with being 5'9
>>202807139actually this wojak is more spot on
>i do
GTA VI Woke City
in all my years of sex arsing, you never saw a 190 sex arse with dust on ittake away what you want from that but it is true
hello
>>202807166it's the "in shoes" partyou are 5'7.5, maybe 5'8 if you are wearing thin solesyou aren't a basketball player lmao your height is your height bare foot
>Serbocroat character>hire American voice actor to do shitty impressionWhy?The most based thing about this game is Bas Rutten's involvement honestly
>>202807129cheers lad
Merc 190 sex arse
No femboy no cry
>>202807190thisim 5'10 but i would never tell people im 6 foot "in shoes"
>>202807190174cm bare foot which is technically 5'8but with a pair of shoes that's 5'9and women don't have a clue so that's 5'10my ex thought i was 5'10 when barefoot i'm 5'8
russia and israel bros how we feeling tonight?pretty DARN good
>>202807170And what does the dogshit AI slop image have to do with that?
>>202807187Fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEO6gYCFbr0
>>202807201good car
Listening to Miele music.
>What do the soyjaks?
Fuck off anyway I'm 20 still got an inch or two left in meWhen I wake up first thing in the morning I'm practically 5'10Shoes and an upright posture makes me 5'10 anyway
>>202807226yeah, but you are 5'8. your height is 5'8. a 5'9 man in shoes is 5'10, but his height is not 5'10, it's 5'9. and what your ex believed is neither here nor there
>>202807258Grandad had one of those. Think my uncle got hold of it and might still be going strong
my girlfriend is taller than this nigga
>>202807242alri
wish I could redo school
>>202807275a centimetre comes and goesI am 174 at my most recent meaurementone single centimetre that comes with spine decompression makes me 5'9
m&s sourdough bread with philadelphia and kalmata olive tapenade
>>202807274your cope is more unattractive than your heighti can guarantee that if you had this same conversation in real life you would get mercilessly mocked by your peers
>>202807274I'll put an inch or two in you
>>202807260The crescent chin’d, so to speak.
>>202807274are you being sincere
Just had a wank and my cock couldn’t get hard properly. I managed to cum. Still a very concerning event.
>>202807302TarqSlop
>>202807323overuse, a lack of appropriate mental stimulation, or too much edging.
>>202807323it's only just begun
>>202807305was 4'7 at 13 and was predicted to grow to 5'4 so actually quite pleasedmum even got me tested for dwarfism as a kid keki'm 5'9 in shoes, everyone in public wears shoes therefore I am 5 foot 9Short by Aryan standards but still not freakishly short
>>202807266good fridges them
>>202807323You blind drunk lad?
>>202807332>t. pot noodle munching chav
Oh MandyWell you came and you gave without takingBut I sent you away, oh MandyWell you kissed me and stopped me from shakingBut I need you today, oh Mandy
>>202807342I was 5'11" at 12. I've been 6'0 since 13.Life is cruel and unusual punishment.
>>202807299demon headmaster in the back right thinkingwhat hath god wrought
>>202807342no mate, the fact everyone else wears shoes too is why your height in shoes is not your height
>>202807357More of a Blue Dragon man myself
Tough luck, I am 6'1"
on my vacation away from worky
Five feet and 10 inchesThat's what I am when I wear my Adidas shoes and I won't hear anything else
>>202807390Give me my inch back, cunt!
i am 28 biologically but i look more like i'm 21 so that's what i am and what i tell everyone
More of a Bad Dragon man myself
>>202807372you know what mate?stick it up your arse
Taken many inches tonight.(I mean the cider you sick-minded twats)
>>202807361uh I think you mean Brandystay woke
>>202807427i'm not even trying to be mean or whatever i'm just saying your height is not your height in shoes and pretending that it is is worse than being 5'8
>>202807438Cognac you mong
>>202807415good lad
literally nothing wrong with my heightbrown haired, blue eyed , sheet pale skin and pure irish heritageI'm not a manlet, I'm an pure blooded atlantean you see
>>202807455prefer armagnac myself
>>202807455doesn't have the same ring to itwe need pharell to make it work
People are generally disturbed when I tell them how young I am. I’m 25.Fuck this shite
sad thing about living here is i am indisputably considered short. back in the uk i was bang on average but here on this little skerry of viking freaks people call me short to my face - including my gf, the sow - like i've known it all my life
when i wear my novelty bodybuilder costume under my shirt i look like i can deadlift 350lbs so i tell everyone that's my deadlift
>>202807483LOL
You can't fry air.
>>202807447it is de facto 5'9 because if you measured me when I wear my shoes and interacting with other people it would be 5 foot 9 if not 10yes if you measured my skeleton it would be 174 but people know me as 5'10 and jf you met me out you would say I am 5 foot 10
>>202807455Ah yes, of course, Brandy made down river of the latrines of the Charente
>>202807505Can’t fry deep either come to think of it
>People are generally disturbed when I tell them >how young I am.>I’m 25.>Fuck this shite
>>202807510Are you wearing disco boots?
>>202807524white blokes look kino asf when they are 90
>>202807491i literally deadlift more than that and i don't look like a bodybuilder at all
>>202807510everyone else is also wearing shoes though and they are all saying their actual height if asked (which is not their height wearing shoes) so you're the one lying to everyone when you, standing next to a man of 5'8, also not standing barefoot in the club smoking area, say you are 5'9 despite being completely level with him
when me and the other girls from /r/transgenderUK wear our shitty dresses and £5 wigs we look a bit like women so we tell everyone we're women
>>202807524>drinking has ruined my life>i'm 31 years old!
Train cost me 50 bastard quid from Bangor to Manchester Outrageous Bloody levid
>>202807540i honestly just googled "average bodybuilder deadlift lbs" because i didn't know what number to put for my shitpost
>>202807128git gud
>>202807542I would say to a bloke I am 5'9 because I physically am when wearing shoes and in that moment I literally measure 5 foot and 9 inches tallIf it were to a woman I would say I am 5 foot 10, I might be half an inch off that but they can't tell
>when me and the other girls from /r/transgenderUK wear our shitty dresses and £5 wigs we look a bit like women so we tell everyone we're women
>>202807565lol reckon the average bodybuilder has atleast 200lbs on that
>>202807570do you say to them, man or woman, that you are "5'9 wearing shoes" or "5'10 wearing shoes"?
>>202807191they tried to hire some russian but he left
>>202807557alri bjork
gym mongs lifting heavy things again wowamazinggoing to the gym isn't a replacement for not having a personality
the missus
>>202807593Stop chasing your SOULmate, and start finding your soul,mate
fatlad getting cynical when someone brings up the gym because it reminds him of his shattered weight loss dreams
>>202807128it was really good, 5 felt like mario cart by comparison
>average bodybuilder deadlifts 550 lbs sure
if you don't go to the gym you barely even register as human
>>202807599Why the long face
>>202807615so glad I don't live in oz here everyone is a ripped surfer hunk bloke
There is no way this manlet has ever gotten laid being this insecure
>>202807613getting out of novice territory typically entails passing 405lbs average bodybuilder is on steroids not sure what else to tell you
>>202807584if a lad asked I would say I am 5ft 9 If a woman asked I would say I am 5ft 10at my shortest I measure 174cm which is a baw hair off 5'9 so for all intents and purposes (including spine decompression) I would say I am 5'9but women are notoriously bad at judging height and would say to them I am 5'10. When wearing good shoes and with an upright posture I literally am that height therefore niot lying. I have measured myself with a pair of adidas traniers on and I am 177. Put insoles in that and I am pushing 181.
both my dads were diggers, so there were always spades knocking about the house
>>202807644yeah and you don't say "when wearing shoes" do you? and the reason you don't is because you know you'd be mocked and they'd say "so you're not 5'9 then" as i have
All I need is proof I live
>>202807673Goof
>>202807657find the concept of australians mentalliterally a bunch of irish convicts and tradies that couldn't make it sent off to a desert continent on the other side of the earthlike genetically you are just a bizarro tribe of brits
Beer belly speccy bald dadbod and proudCan't imagine being so insecure you go to the gym just because you don't want people to think you're not "manly" enoughSad
>>202807637Don't believe you but I don't know shit about it and also don't care if I am wrong
all i need is the air that i breathe, and to love you
>>202807666yeah well funnily enough mate most people don't bother about your autistic gimp "wearing shoes" larp and if I told them I was 5'9 which I literally am, if not 5'10 in shoes no one bats an eyelid
Listening to Westlife
the transgender debate is exhilarating because it's still not clear to me which side will win and later get considered as being on the right side of history. could either turn out to be just gay rights 2.0 on the one hand or like the memoryholed pedo acceptance that euro lefties did in the 70s on the other. it's all to play for and i'm just enjoying a great match.
need dark swede
>>202807692probably why british nationals are still the largest source of migrants to this very day"sunburnt brits" as the old saying goes
blud lies about his height
>>202807716how were you not supposed to listen to them when you looking like that
Feeling melancholic
>>202807703i mean there is more nuance to just the weight lifted like % of bodyweight and leverages but people really do go by the 1/2/3/4 model as a rule of thumb
>>202807708Can't do much loving when you're out of breath can you ladCan't do much loving with breathSomeone grab my inhaler I'm wheezing
>>202807692I am you, but richer and happier
>>202807729don't care you cod fishing inbred norse freakaway and fuck off mate back to whatever thread you blonde mongs partake in
>>202807750No idea what that means but alright thanks
>>202807745Old Democritus underneath a tree,. Sits on a stone with book on knee;. About him hang there many features,. Of Cats, Dogs and such like creatures
>>202807692google says 20% are convict descendants, but ~70% in tasmania
>>202807715>your autistic gimp "wearing shoes" larp?i've just said that you beign a 5'8 man makes you a 5'8 man and that saying your height in shoes is your actual height is not accurate and screams insecurity. not sure how that is live action role playing. i put it to you that your are larping as a man of 5'9, 5'10 when talking to women. case in point, your height miraculously changes when talking to the opposite sex. your real height is a singular figure that is determined by biology, not the thickness of your soles or the sex of your conversation partner.
>>202807758if you were me for one single solitary second your feeble mind would implode
>>202807765yeh no problem
>>202807729You just can't help but be a boring bastard can you?
>>202807758you must lay a lot of bricks ladBut do you lay much pipe
Godzone (God's own)
>>202807736you literally are, you are literally fucking brits hate when aussies larp as something else like they aren't the descendants of victorian chavs>>202807758i'll be moving to aus in a few years palnot so smart now are ye
>>202807763(for the purposes of this post i will larp as an icelander) brave of you to bring up cod fishing >The Cod Wars were a series of 20th-century confrontations between the United Kingdom (with aid from West Germany) and Iceland about fishing rights in the North Atlantic. Each of the disputes ended with an Icelandic victory.
>>202807802mental how if you poo'd in the middle of australia no one would find it or clean it up
I am 6'3" in my boots and if I were next to this insecure midget I'd lie and say I was only 6' lol
>>202807763Unnecessarily aggressiveBit rude that like
>>202807729trannyism is a paedo cult comprised mostly of fetishistic man but with a few abused women hanging onit's latched itself onto the gay rights movement but really has nothing to do with it like a barnacle really isn't a part of the whale it's attached to
my gf is 5 foot but when she wears her heels she's 5'4 so that's what she is
>>202807781admitted I am 5'8 biologically but socially can pass off as 5'10 in a pair of shoesdon't know why you have trouble understanding this very simple concept
completely arsed up my life
>>202807843Have you ever had sex?
>>202807810>i'll be moving to aus in a few years palGOOD ladhave a beer when you get here
>>202807810>i'll be moving to aus in a few years palFuck off we're fullBrexit means brexit
>>202807847>tf>tpwe know lad
I’m 6”2 but when people ask I say I’m 6”0It’s hilarious doing this in the prescience of 5”10 lads who might’ve been lying and saying they’re 6”0
>>202807847not with that attitude..wait
I'm 6”8 but always say I'm 5”9so funny to see the faces
>>202807822literally a fishing dispute you people partake in as some noble conquest against anglos when the vast majority of brits didn't even know it happenedyou are an irish-norwegian mutt colony rightfully took over by brits or americans who at least respected you more than scandis did
mad how they do brain surgery while the patient is awake and awake and not monged out on nitrous or anything
>>202807879i always wondered how tall you were without your stilts on
Saw a guy in tesco today must have been no taller than 5ftPoor little fellaProbably passes for 5'3 in shoes and curly hair
>>202807897they are custom built cuban heels, hardly stilts
Iceland is a holy destination to us that has nice springs and volcanoesIf it weren't for Anglo benevolism they would be a poor skint department of Norway or Denmark.
>>202807843>women are notoriously bad at judging height and would say to them I am 5'10. When wearing good shoes and with an upright posture I literally am that height therefore niot lyingis what you said, yet you literally are lying, because you're 5'8, and you don't explain when you say that you're 5'10 to these people "oh but that's only in a pair of shoes" - the reason being because you're not 5'10 and know that explaining that you only look 5'10 in shoes (and only when surrounded by men who aren't wearing shoes as well so aren't also receiving a height boost) would be embarrassing and would make them judge your height far more than being honest would. which has been my point since the start of our chat here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGcmental how it is chumbaWAMBA, not chumbaWUMBA
not clicking that link you stream watching tiktok posting incel coomer freak
>>202807896fuck off, surely not
Literally nothing wrong with being 5'9Women only care that you are taller than them and the vast majority of women are shorter than 5'9I've even bagged women that are 6 footers because they respect the confidence
The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
>>202807934late 90s pub crawling must have been quite the scene
>>202807950alright pipe down scrappy doo
>>202807941they have to be able to see how they react so they keep them awake
oh wow cleavage never seen that before
>>202807950nothing wrong with being 5'8 either, as it looks like 5'10 in shoes and so literally is
>>202807968
>>202807925aye mate i thought that was fucking established was it notI said I was 174 barefoot but can pass as 5'10 in a pair of shoesCourse I was lying the entire discussion was about thatYou're a fucking spastic mate
just heard someone say there was nothing wrong with being something but i couldn't hear him from down there
If you don't think about sex and spend every waking moment talking about it or watching pornography or spamming porn on image boards you're a homosexual sorry but I don't make the rules
>>202807950me except I'm 5'6 and many women are taller than me
boobies wow big milk pushupbra cleavage AWOOOGA*rolls eyes*Literally go outside, there's thousands of them in the flesh
>>202807927imageboard not a linkboard
>>202807967
>>202807927https://spankbang.com/8t56e/video/bunnyayumi
breasts
i'd be 6ft i reckon but my massive head gives me a couple inches
>>202807997>5'6hope this isn't true
>>202807999Screamed at this not gonna lie
>>202807991aye that's a fucking winner codyaway and drink your corn syrup and play beer pong and wank your circumcised mutilated willy to interracial porn you yank abominationfucking kill yourself you fat ssri gobbling yankee freak the world would be a better place without you
There is literally millions of people shagging right now and you're choosing to be a tosspot on /brit/
>>202808018bro is built like a melon on a pole
>>202807100
>>202808022alas...
>>202807986>you're a fucking spastic rah rah rahyou're 5'8. that's all. saying you're taller because you wear shoes is lying. i said before that i'm not being mean i'm just stating facts
>>202807999Why do they always look like thjs
>>202808017woah mama suckle oh yeah nice niceplentiful milk we will needfullty have
>>202807880mark of iceland's innate superiority that a cunt of 350k can inspire such seething fury in you and has produced about a good dozen celebs and global figures that you know about and have opinions on
tinylad is seething looool
80081E5
might go take a shit and a showeri long for the day when i can do both at once
>>202808038what's it likeprobably nowhere near as problematic as randoms on the internet catastrophise it to be, i'd imagine
>>202808025What's wrong with this guySomeone piss in his botbot or throw his blanky on the floor
>>202808039don't give a toss, i've rattled you>>202808042didn't read this
>>202807999*ahem*one can quickly identify this dish as being Ethiopian by three clues:The absence of cutleryThe person being vegan, Ethiopian food is a highly popular vegan choiceAnd most obviously, the distinctive Ethiopian Injera flat bread
>>202808029
>>202808061He is insecure about being 5'8" so he's having a tantrum on 4chan at 3am lol
>>202808073good little post this
boobs boobs BOOBS
>>202808069nice projection
>>202808025there's nothing wrong with beer pong short king
>>202808051fine tbqh I still shag most weeks so what more could I want
Some say love, it is a riverThat drowns the tender reedSome say love, it is a razorThat leaves your soul to bleedWhen the night has been too lonelyAnd the road has been too longAnd you think that love is onlyFor the lucky and the strongJust remember, in the winterFar beneath the bitter snowLies the seed that with the sun's loveIn the spring, becomes the rose
BOOBAH
fishing dispute matehardly a victory in earned combatyou're an artic island full of friendly people speaking a funny dialect to us
>>202808077mental how yanks have a car brand called General Motor Cars, literally cars for NPCs lmao
>>202807912they got absolutely minted off marshall plan money it's true
>>202808091yeah nice that's what I thoughtgood lad
Big Ben to be renamed Massive Mohammad, Keir Starmer announces
>>202807991Rare wit levels from a Mutt
>>202808073i noticed it was ethiopian as well simply due to the bread texture
>>202808077
big ben to be renamed 5'10 in shoes ben
it was eritrean actually
Remember Ethiopian food posting? Good times
>>202808098gmc is general motors company not cars
>>202808113Oh you know what mate stick it up your fucking arseThink you're funny
just lie to women and tell them I'm 5'8
big (when wearing shoes) ben
>>202808126bfter
>>202808121um
>>202808113
look mate let's keep it to respectful cleavage here OK
190, please to meet your acquaintance
What was the most fucked up thing that you have seen on the deep web?
Corrrr
>>202808133belter that one palfull thread is roaring
>>202808130and you're how tall in reality?
>>202808121smug bitchyou just know she fucking stinks too with all the sweat that must be under those tits
>>202808121Oh wow, a butters with her tits and fanny outReally sexy thisNot.
>>202808145communism workingHEY HOOOOOOOOOOO
>>202808083damn that guys neck must be hurtinglooking down all day at monitors like that eye level retard. Eye level
>>202808149
>>202808152already established I'm 5'6
>damn that guys neck must be hurting>looking down all day at monitors like that>eye level retard. Eye level
>>202808167Women literally can't tell height had everything from 5'10 to 5'6 to 6 feet
alright time for a shower I suppose
>>202808167yeah we know you have been going on about it for the past three threads
Might move to Ethiopia
>Baby boy is critically ill in hospital 'after mother's boyfriend gave infant a bear hug'
>>202808130that's not lying, you wear shoes don't you? so you literally are 5'8
>>202808180you know even if you're short your accent would go a long way with women in this country
>>202808196imagine how awkward that situation is being excited and happy for your girlfriend's kid that isn't even yours and causing that
>>202808201yeah shagged a few yanks before
>>202808156BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEPBEPBEPBEPBEP
rorke wanking to his own reflection
>>202808207Desperate incel post
>>202808145Some weird anime about naked girls stuck in a large bathroom without doors, having a philosophical debate about never getting out of the room. After losing hope and starving for some days everything goes downhill.They just start screaming and yelling.Then they all commit suicide, either by smashing their heads on the floor or scratching their necks to bloody piecesOne girl helped the other to drown in the sink, because she asked her to hold her, because she couldn't do it...I cried myself to sleep right after watching that vid, because I just didn't even know anymore...Why would anyone draw that with such precision? It was goddamn horrifying.-Looked 80ish in quality (audio too). Japanese dub. English subs. Lasted for about 30 minutes. No credits, but it seemed ripped.Voices sounded very young, but eh, Japanese sound young in their 50'.Haven't found or seen it again.The name of the vid was something along the lines of "Go for a punch" or something.
>>202808156Suspiciously yank tone to this post
>>202808196
So it's established the insecure shorty is never had sex right?
drunk man casting spells outside
>>202808211well he intentionally injured the baby, it wasn't "oops got too excited hugging you"
Unfortunately quite enjoying this nonce film It's Japanese so it somehow feels less sinister https://youtu.be/x_Cte53_6bU?si=cajv5WshSt2ts3ZX
>>202808225i say right foot creep oou walkin with that heater
Prefer the more sinister Japanese nonce films personally
UUGHUS UUGHUM UUGHONUM
UMAMAMA UMAMAMAM UMA UM AUMAMAMAMAMA
>>202807729I think transgender people will inevitably be accepted. The posers will always be mocked, but the genuine people who put effort into their transition will undoubtedly be appreciated and embraced for their efforts.
Never see vegan athletes, boxers or ufc fighters do youMaybe like 1 in 1000Whys that
this is a world destructionyer life aint naaaafin
going to PUNCH the next poster right in the NOSE
>>202808270BIG daddy nonce AmericaChoke me daddy
what you gonna do shoot me
>>202808301*socks you in the face*
>>202808301*punshes you in the nose*
>talking to yourself about trannies in an ambivalent and disinterested way in the dead of night on Saturday What a life
*thupthupthupthupthup*
>>202808318Who?
>>202808270Both are about as equally charming as the other so we let you get away with nonce stuff behind the scenes. People will remain in awe and wonder if Britain and Japan while all that ugly noncery is swept under the rug
Pretty ridiculous how this island is owned by AmericaShould have grew a set under Wilson or Callaghan and told them to get to fuckCourse Thatcher, Blair and Johnson licked Yank arses
*cums on your face*Do you like it?
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0hV3dea9g
>>202808327british noncery is sponsored by the crownshould honestly get all the moneyed class out in trafalgar square and brutally execute them like the spanish inquistionthe english commoner since 1918 has been a natural slaveThe Royals should be captured by the IRA and hung like pinatas, would do the common Englishman a favour it would
>>202808336NOOOOOOOOOO!!We should've never let the cat out of the bag, or in this case, the nonce out of the house
>>202808349Seamus hands wrote this post
>>202808318He's so excited to tuck into his XXX bombay bad boy and 1.5 litre Dr pepper he's breaking out into a red faced, clammy hands diabetic sweat
>>202808329Nah.
DUUHHH HAS ANYONE GOT A DONUT
>>202808349Gearoid claws clacked this post
>>202808364Who???
>>202808349Alri Soenh’haid (pronounced ‘Simon’)
The IRA never had any grievieance with the working class Englishman btw. Always said in its statements it had no grievances to English civilians but Westminster and the Crown for the continued occupation of Ulster.Despite all the songs the republican Irishman has no hate towards the English working man, only his masters in Whitehall.
>Vile school bullies drove vulnerable Vermont girl,14, to suicide after making fun of her mother
>>202808349But how will Brits make witty commentary about nonces if they cease to exist? And how will Japs make sneaky films about their "repressed" nonce desires?
GAY BOY
>>202808379RONNIE PICKERING
>>202808400>>202808400>>202808400
