ITT: Overrated Shit edition 2: Electric boogalooPrevious: >>202804714
>>202809136Horrible body
>>202809136i look like her
>>202809136weird lookingso is jenna ortega
keep making fun of hispanic physiology
Damn, the last time I browsed audophile forums they would lambast you for not wanting to spend like $1,587 on a headphone amp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbmUhvuxpHUtfw no milf banda dance teacher
>>202809205ayo this dude look like uhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>202809232My hearing was btfo by a claymore so all headphones sound pretty much the same now
>>202809253>claymorebro how'd that happen
penis
>>202809253ayo this dude didn't have danger close on
>>202809136why are they like this
i love latinas
>>202809253based 10% disability haver
>>202809286same
Coomer apes
>>202809322literally me
>>202809283Who are the corpses? Guaranteed they aren’t tourists. Btw most of these posters are monolingual mutts, you’ll have better luck in /mex/
I almost exclusively jerk off to brown women
>>202809376grim
Real yung smacka I do it for REAL
>>202809376BASED
>>202809205>physiologyThe word you're looking for is "Physiognomy"Physiology is the study of bodily processes like digestion and metabolism
what sweet treats should i pick up from the grocery store
>>202809416lindt
>>202809416Red vines and twizzlers
>>202809416the greatest
For me, it's Swedish fish
>>202809422this >>202809423>>202809431dogshit
>>202809406yeah I looked it up after I made the post
>>202809406ayo dese messicans finna can't digust they beans!!!!
>>202809416mochi
Lipids are important
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ywIjjj3YuA
I'm watching the 70's Spaceship Yamato show.What do I think about it?Despite being somewhat older than the 70's Harlock show the animation is better.
>>202809423>twizzlersthe filled ones are top tier, not a fan of the regular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok5BJlAd5-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoJ2hYbVR3w
was woken up this morning by someone honking their car horn and yelling "FUCK YOU". hopefully it doesn't happen again tomorrow.
>>202809492this song was overplayed and now I don't like it as much as some of their other songs. that is all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxxjLD2pmlk
>>202809485noted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CalOjreqhT0
I hate how big my ass looks when i wear pants men shouldn't have asses this big and juicy
>>202809599least schizo picture on 4chan
I fought the ZOG and the ZOG wonI fought the ZOG and the ZOG won
>>202809622schizophrenia is a spook.
cum sex
>>202809606Embrace itWomen have always complimented and wanted to pinch my butt
>>202809606get one of those yoga paints with JUICY spelled in glitter on the ass
>>202809671I wore yoga pants once I looked good
why the thread so slow/cum/ full of normans reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>202809761um excuse you i'm not normal i'm a 1-of-a-kind. practically perfect is my own special way.
>>202809761sorry I was putting away my laundry
>>202809761i'm learning how to tell time based on the moon
>>202809784teach me your ways
>>202809783your yoga pants I hope
>>202809784seems like a useless skill
>>202809794I was putting away my panties and bras
>>202809810tee hee me 2
>>202809784what time it is?no cheat
time to go outside and get some pussy
does drinking alcohol help with my financial issues? it feels that way anyway
>>202809842yes it does.
man ass
drinking milk
>>202809866there he goes again!
I bet Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, and Tennessee are going to happily accept all the federal aid they get from blue states because of this hurricane, then not even a month later call hand-outs socialism and vote for orange man.
gello
How can a robot be a based pervert?
>>202809883what is the point of paying federal taxes if those taxes aren't used for their intended purpose?>inb4 all taxes are socialismwrong
>>202809905gays are perverts
>>202809899Burger.
Pegging is sex between a man and a woman, therefor not gay
>>202809922u dun got TROLLED boi
>>202809910and the oscar goes to two niggas kissing
>>202809761its cause you niggas let mexico make the threads
>>202809899hot chicken
>>202809935what, do you block mexican flags or something
Total. Aryan. Victory.
>>202809942yea
>>202809935that's the local pedophile on a proxy who makes the threads. He's still a mutt tho
I disagree with your opinions.
>>202809899Nobody even likes deep dish chicago is trying to reposition itself as a thin cracker-crust city
>>202809905I'm not complaining...
>>202809954hm. I only block bong threads cause of ratpedo, but once all of /cum/ used his thread like a bunch of fucking retards.and I was like huh where the fuck is the thread at??
if i got stuck in an elevator with you, would you hold my hand?
>>202809983no bro
Good night my black niggers
hmm welp I'm out see you niggas tmw
dang aight bet i'll catch you on the flip sideno posting til i get backdeuces
>>202809983Don't touch me
>>202810005brian the fag would try to rape you
'''''Classic''''' Simpsons is corny/overhyped and not funny compared to South Park. It's only hyped because Gen X and older Soilennials' nostalgia. These people have Simpsons pfps on Twitter, follow Vaush, and say "having a normal one" unironically.
>return from vacation>latest post is Brian gay foot spam
what is your internal voice telling you right now?
>>202810040I remember getting legitimately angry at this image when it was first posted
>>202810045it's telling me to kms
>>202810039yes now ignore him and watch him sperg out, it's funny
>>202810045>>202810045it just read this post
>>202810051lmao u sumsorta bitch ass nigga or what homie
>>202810045Nothing. My soul is listening to music (imaginary)
>>202810055many such cases
>>20281006511 years ago yeah
>>202809793I only kind of know the theory so far.You have to know where the moon will be based on what a compass will tell you, when the sun is at solar noon -- it's highest point in the sky for the other side of the earth's day.But this method is only useful when the moon is visible, so it'll never work on a new moon. https://trans4mind.com/personal_development/astrology/astronomicalAstrology/moon.htm#TellingTimefromtheMoon I keep seeing that the chinese used moondials but I can't find any information on how to use something like that. The is also a british (i think) monastery that has a moondial that's different than the chinese one, but idk how it works either. I've also found a school project moondial but I just didn't want to look at it 2bh.>>202809826it's time to play genshin and then look into degrees and shit tomorrow maybe.>>202809798It's useful where there's light pollution and I can't read the stars. And it's just easier to look at the moon I think, but idk if the math or calculations will be a problem or not.
>>202810045eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>202810097is your internal voice a dolphin or something?
>>202810087I assume I'm neither the nog nor the Jew, but this image is basically my pov that i just walked into. I'd probably gasp dramatically and watch what unfolds for at least 5 seconds before turning around and leaving
why the fuck is my heart beating so fast right now? am i dying?
>>202810112That’s an Amish man, not a Jew
>>202810110it's a japanese school girl who keeps being taken back at how my erection keep growing
>>202810051why were you angry about that?
>>202809932lol
>>202810116Have a phone in your hand so you can call 911 quickly if necessary
>>202810131I didn't realize it was meant to be comedic
>>202810123I thought it was weird al
>>202810116you smoked pot and now you're paranoid the cops will come in your house even though weed is legal/decriminalized in your state yet you realize this but cant stop thinking about it?
>>202810144Living in an Amish HELL
Canada should recriminalize weed, punishable by the death penalty
>>202810142assume its not meant to be comedic. I still don't get why you'd be actually angry about it
>>202810170If the notion that the weak should fear the strong offends xem, I assume xey are some kind of egalitarianism troon
>>202810170I thought he was genuinely choking her to scare her
>>202810166How would you make the case to your MP?
>>202810189She loves it
>>202810198Why are women into that
Is Iscandar real or fake?
>>202810191Weed:>lowers testosterone>turns people into complacent retards>encourages obesity>causes people to become emotionally/developmentally stunted at the age they became weed addicts>makes people schizophrenic>turns people into boring losers with no hobbies/life
I am a weird mother fucker
>>202810209How about the Lac-Mégantic Cloud
>>202810217Only if it's used irresponsibly Weed industry should cater to micro dosers, not addicts.
>>202810231they wouldn't make money then
>>202810217Good, good, but what about the part where you want the country to reinstate capital punishment just for this?
>>202810239It should be reinstated for lots of things, really
>>202810238Yes it would because a micro dose would still be enough to get high if it were abused But doing it regularly would get expensive and you wouldn't be able to get strong shit anywhere
they should actually lower the THC content in weed back to 5% or whatever the hippy fags used to smoke. the new stuff is too strong and has a bad effect on schizo types
>>202810252what else
>>202810040the longer caption where he makes fun of her glasses is funnier
>>202810225huh you can't say that...
>>202810273I don't think I've seen that
You can clearly tell that's he's seething internally
whomst've
My surname is DiStefano, I'm drunk, and enjoying a ....I don't know what this is
>>202810272It should probably be the go-to punishment for particularly serious crimes like treason, or many first degree murders. I think it should also be used as a solution to recidivism, like a ‘three strikes and you’re out’ rule for criminals who repeatedly commit crimes that hit a certain threshold of seriousness that might not warrant capital punishment right away, but can’t be allowed to go on indefinitely.
>>202810347is your first name chris? your standup fucking sucks dude.
>>202810347probably a sex on the beach you fruitcake
Guess I’m stuck living in my car until my good goy score reaches an acceptable level. And people act like we’re any different than china with their social credit shit.
>>202810350billions?
my surname is Smith
>>202810357Dunno what you're talking about but you couldn't pronounce my first name friendo
my last name is cummingster
im on grindr againalso, capital punishment is retarded
>>202810045"Go to bed"
>>202810376spinster cummingster…
>>202810379i agree, capital punishment is retarded, which is why i type in lowercase.
>>202810359I drink whiskey sweet cheeks Mixed drinks are for women
>>202810383cummingwood
>>202810387How do you drink every week? Don’t you get tired of feeling like shit after?
one Whiskey Sweet Cheeks cumming right up
>>202810387WHISKEY SOUR PROBABLY
>>202810415I got something sour for you, cmere ya bastid
>top 3 [tv show] badass moments
Absolutely abysmal thread so far. Hopefully it improves however l won’t be around to see it. Good night.
>>202810426welcome to watchmojo
@202810442tired gimmick
>>202810387Our culture tries to convince us that the Old Fashioned is masculine though. I'm not falling for it.
it doesn't get any better
>>202810442
shut the fuck up
>mixed drinks are gay>hops in beer is estrogenicWhat’s a man to do…
Old fashioned is legit. I just do shots, but my sister likes Brandy AlexandersNot my cup of Sangiovese
>>202810472Whisky on the rocks
YouTube has really gone off the rails with these 100 view video recommendations
>>202810472Buy a $300 bottle of wine like a respectable man.
>>202810385basednot about capital punishment, but about typing in all lowercaseu can say ur against capital punishment, but deactivating auto capitalization is an active actionalso, i realized i dont have a lor of react pics since ive been using emojis, thats pretty normie i think
>>202810485>Cold whiskeyMatuseipazz
>>202810494did you delete your tay folder or what smdh
>>202810472>mix drink >tastes yummy>get free pass to smash the face of anyone testing your masculinity the choice is simple
>>202810501*gay folder
>>202810494If you were a normie, you wouldn't be here on a Saturday night.
if im not drunk once a week i literally can not function>>202810501i still have it
>>202809201You have to be a little weird looking to breach the barrier of 9/10 to 10/10 because the most beautiful people are those who have ideal features with sone sort of geometric twist to them that's appealing and unique
>>202810506at least he posts old tay when she was cute
Please God don't let me have another nightmare tonight
Mixed drinks aren't girly, only ones with gay shit like pineapple and vodka and whatever. A whiskey and coke is just a whiskey and coke
>>202810549https://youtu.be/0QSAHS0sVhg
I remember in senior year, some guy was dared to punch whoever walked into the class next in the the stomach and it ended up being this really really big girl. I can't remember how they convinced her but she ended up taking the punch from the guy and all I remember is her being crumpled and crying and there being a lot of some sort of liquid and some medical people taking her away. It's weird how hazy the memory is.
>>202810572More like a whiskey and cock
pls dont call me "he">>202810513yes, ive said im not a normie yet, but im not a femcel eitherim something in between...a loser...
>>202810572Agreed, but there are bars where I'd be nervous to order even a vodka tonic.
>>202810549What are your night mares about
>>202810595
>>202810592don't give us that shit you've been here long enough to know how it works
>>202810537this guy gets it. i think extremely high beauty requires little tweaks that pushes some people's buttons perfectly but makes you less beautiful to everyone else.
>>202810607literally me>>202810609most people called me she before i lefti thinki dont rememberbut i dont like when u refer to me as a man
english bitter ale
>>202810653is that gay?
>>202810669do you feel anything?
>>202810627every man just wants a beautiful mid to call his own
>>202810595Being eaten by alligators/sharks or being trapped in my grandparents or aunts house but it's haunted and creepy
I was horny and now I'm not anymore, but my back hurts
>>202810669it’s not gay if you have your norf fc shirt on
>>202810708I'm not fat enough to properly wear a NORF FC shirt
Being eaten is the best feeling in the worldu can feel their smiles from the inside...
>>202810719wat?
>>202810691What do these things remind you of
Is it bad if I can make her cum with my finger and tongue but not with my penis
>>202810719Those are the intestinal parasites inside you
>>202810737perfectly normal
>>202810680no, she also needs character, personality, intelligence, and probably a bunch of other things
>>202810750it is not
Stop entertaining goshpedo and his faggot fantasies
>>202810737no that's bad she has to cum on your cock to truly love you
>>202810737try playing with her clit with your fingers while you fuck her
>>202810783that's another faggot called ale newfag
>>202810783Goshpedo hasn't posted here in months, newfag
Being skinny is hardI want to binge on salty snacks!
>>202810632ale do you have autism
>Be black >Respond to white people music They are making an actual industry out of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhGMXUg6fPE
>>202810774he's most likely not stimulating her clit unless they're doing cowgirl and she's grinding, he needs to physically stimulate it with his fingers.
>>202810808losing weight is really annoying, i hear
>>202810627I wouldn't say less beautiful. The best thing it can be compared to is a genetic mutation that happens to be beneficial
>>202810792>>202810799Arr rook sameFuck off to your beaner containment thread
It's is extremely easy to make a girl cum by eating her out and fingering her, idk why that's so hard for some people
>>202810834do you know what the M in /cum/ stands for
>>202810537>>20281062710/10 is about abjection, not perfection
It's literally impossible for a woman to come only from penetration. That's why if a woman is castrated (her clitoris removed) she can no longer orgasm
>>202810842some people thing just mashing your fingers down there will do the job but you have to be deliberate.
>>202810844not italy, dumbass
>>202810844Talk to the hand, gaylord
wish i was catholic so i could go to confession and have a blank slate
>>202810845There's plenty of models who have mathematically perfect facial proportions, but few people would consider them to be the most beautiful in reality
having one of those days bros
>>202810875don't worry sweetheart you're actually beautiful xD
>>202810851>It's literally impossible for a woman to come only from penetrationuntrue
>>202810851That’s more analogous to emasculation than castration. The clitoris is a micropenis
spinster is a lesbian
>>202810870i feel like i would be more comfortable talking to a priest then a therapisteven if the priest is a moron it feels like it would be more honest vs. manipulative cause they want money from you
Black women have huge clitsBlack men have huge dicksCoincidence? I think not
>>202810870you dont have to be catholic to go for confession. ensure you inform the priest beforehand.
>>202810899no she's not trust me lol
>>202810884even though you're being a sarcastic bitch, thank u
I had a gf who had a really easy time having g-spot orgasms with no clitoral stimulation, and others who were completely unable to orgasm whatsoever; never in their life. There are biological differences that have nothing to do with a man’s skill, although the latter still matters
And now the virgins are sex experts all of a sudden. Let me guess, your source is that French porn guy turned twitch streamer? Pathetic.
um actually my source is biology textbooks
>>202810741wat?>>202810814no i dont think soive been in psychiatric treatment since 2018, and that word has never come outim just a bpd princess, with maybe schizotypal, but thats not confirmed, only the bpd
>>202810942we just read cosmopolitan magazine
um actually my source is fucking bitches
Is it weird that I don't like fingering? It feels gross to have my finger in there
bitches and hoes give you stitches on toes
>>202810953You’re a fat male homosexual and need to blow your brains out
>>202810980that's because you're a dude
>>202810989hey dont be rude
i love pussy...but i also love dick...
>>202810975It was revealed to me in an 11-hour freak off
Think I'm coming down with a cold.
need me some iron dome
>>202810953do you still hang out with that girl you met at the looney bin?
>>202810980the ol’ poopy finger
>>202810980it doesn't seem particularly weird, but ideally for her you'd be fine with having your finger ON there even if you hate having it IN there
who else here has failed completely at life
>>202811000VGH...teenage lust you don't know what you have until you've lost it
>>202811017Not me (yet)
Nobody knows who the fuck you're talking about, stop naming people in this thread losers
>>202811017me. all cause im a retard
>>202811017>completelyno, i keep finding new ways to fail
>>202811007yes
>>202811012the ol stanky shitty
>>202811040Jason
Urkel
My penis always smells like fish if I go a few days without a shower
>>202811017I just want a good gf and a decent job
i just want a busted gf and a back-breaking job
I fucking hate all of you brown smelly idiots
>>202811083
*walks up to you with my left hand on my hip and slaps you with my right hand* that oughta show you. hmph!
>>202811040Brian…
once I met this girl at the bar who was acquaintances with one of the girls. anyways she decided she was going home with me, but I couldn't bring her back to mom n pops (christmas break ok) and as I sobered up I realized I didn't want to fuck her cause she was kinda gross and also my car was way too damn smallso I gave her the most half hearted fingering in the other seat and she got off from it hard, but then she wouldn't let me take her home cause she wouldn't tell me where she lived.fucking bitch
>>202811121then everyone clapped
damn i'm fucked in every sense but literally
incel^
Dating tip: hide a piece of sashimi under your foreskin when you two go for sushi (special treat for the gf later)
>>202811135*Rapes you*
>>202811135Sounds tough bro, you should stream your suicide for my entertainment
>>202811121You could've just told her you live with your parents and it would've ick her out so much she would want to leave immediately
>>202811148what method THOUGH
>>202811149yeah I mean in retrospect that would have worked maybe. she was crazy though I was like haha it's 3am lets get you home! and she wouldn't tell me where to drop her off and it was freezing out
>>202811156ROSEMARY
Would you read a story about a guy who commits murder right before committing suicide just to see what it's like, and then ends up having to pass a rite of passage that involves coming to terms with his own suffering and appeasing the guy he murdered
>>202811121A funny parallel situation is when you still live with your ex-girlfriend because you broke up fairly amicably, and can’t be bothered to find new accommodations before the nearly finished lease expires
>>202811191I dont know how to read
>>202811191I didn’t even read the full summary of your story, so no
>>202811191if it's in world war 2, yes
more like world war joo
>>202811246World War stinky
>>202811261>>202811261>>202811261>>202811261
>>202811214You can do it, bucko. I learned to read English in the 80's, mostly from Playboy magazine. You just gotta find something you're interested in.
